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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 7, Episode 1 — Frank's Pretty Woman

#1
Good morning. South Philadelphia Animal Shelter.

#2
Yes, hello. I would like to apply for an adoption, please.

#3
Uh, what are you guys talking about?

#4
We're adopting a dog-fighting pit bull.

#5
We're gonna keep it in the bar, all right?

#6
Well, why wasn't I consulted about this?

#7
Because last time we tried to get a junkyard dog,

#8
we wound up getting a junkyard cat,

#9
and that's exactly where you're gonna go with it.

#10
Yeah, because I don't want some goddamn snarling hellhound

#11
running around inside of our bar. Are you crazy?

#12
Look, we're going to rehabilitate the dog, okay?

#13
We don't want it to attack other dogs.

#14
Now we would like for it to attack people.

#15
- If it attacks a person, great. - Yeah.

#16
And, if the dog, or when the dog bites a customer,

#17
that person then can go home and have a great story for their friends.

#18
- It's a win-win for everybody. - Yeah, that's true, you know,

#19
You can be, like, "Dude, I got bit by a pit bull at a bar."

#20
- At Paddy's. It was awesome. - Awesome.

#21
And if you're an intruder, you should get bit by a pit bull.

#22
- I don't understand. - See, the biggest...

#23
Uh, how long do you think this process...

#24
...usually ta-it's just a dial tone now. She just hung up on me, for some reason.

#25
Come here. Come here.

#26
Gimme that. Gimme that. Gimme that.

#27
Wait for me in the back-back.

#28
Okay, babe.

#29
Hey, who's that?

#30
It's my new girlfriend. Roxy.

#31
Mmm. Now that woman seems like a prostitute.

#32
That's because she is.

#33
You're dating a prostitute?

#34
Not for long.

#35
I'm gonna make that whore my wife.

#36
Oh, yeah!

#37
- What the hell? - Oh, no.

#38
- Are they... - Oh, no.

#39
Yeah!

#40
- You did not just do that. - Oh, ho, ho.

#41
That broad is a live wire.

#42
Whoo!

#43
I'm goin' outside, 'cause this place is a shithole.

#44
What are you cocks lookin' at?

#45
Frank,

#46
that woman is unspeakably crass.

#47
You're gonna marry that, Frank?

#48
She's been my number-one girl for a long while now,

#49
but she's still plowing other dudes.

#50
In fact, Tiger Woods has been calling her lately.

#51
- No, no, no. Hey, bullshit. - That can't be the truth, right?

#52
There is no way that Tiger Woods is interested in that woman.

#53
Look, can't you find someone who loves you for who you are?

#54
- Well... - That woman's only in it for the money.

#55
Mmm-mmm. Let me stop you real quick.

#56
Someone love Frank for who he is?

#57
Come on. No. He's got a ton of good qualities.

#58
- No, not really. - Yes, he does.

#59
- I mean, like what... Like what? - Dude, the other day,

#60
we were hanging out under the bridge.

#61
We found a box of denim, and I'm like,

#62
"You know, these look like good jeans in here."

#63
And he's, like, "You want to split it with me, 50-50?"

#64
I mean, that's a nice thing to do.

#65
- I wanted you to have half of that denim. - He shared half the jeans.

#66
- I mean, we should... - Charlie. Charlie.

#67
Stop wearing clothes you find washing up under bridges.

#68
- Oh, they're boiled. Yeah, we boil... - Yeah.

#69
- We boil all our denim. - Oh, good.

#70
- Well, they're boiled, so... - Hey.

#71
Hey, you know, there is some dirty crack whore in the alley,

#72
blowing the busboy from the restaurant down the street.

#73
This is exactly why we need that dog.

#74
Let's get that dog.

#75
Mac, you look bad. Really, really bad.

#76
- What? - Yeah, is that your shirt or my shirt?

#77
- That's, like, way too small for you. - You look fat as shit.

#78
Okay, I'm getting... I'm getting very concerned

#79
with the integrity of our organization here.

#80
Mac, you have gained, I mean, 50 pounds of fat.

#81
- Mass. - Of fat.

#82
- Muscle. - Let's be clear. Fat.

#83
- It's fat. - Frank, you are talking

#84
about marrying hookers.

#85
This is ridiculous. What's going on with our group?

#86
- We're becoming the Gross Crew. - The Gross Crew?

#87
The Gross Crew, and I don't like that.

#88
- I don't want that, all right? - I don't want that.

#89
So, if we're gonna have this woman hanging around,

#90
then we gotta clean her up or something.

#91
I tell you what. What if we took a Pretty Woman

#92
- and threw it Roxy's way. - Hey...

#93
- A Pretty Woman? - Uh-huh.

#94
That was a bullshit movie. People don't change like that.

#95
People change, Frank. Look at me.

#96
I went from a tiny twink to the muscle-bound freak you see before you.

#97
- You're not helping my argument. - Okay, yeah. And if you're gonna chime in,

#98
please don't do it with a mouthful of burrito.

#99
- This is a chimichanga. - You are becoming a chimichanga!

#100
All right, all of you,

#101
I'm gonna give you all 24 hours to do whatever you have to do,

#102
but tomorrow night I am proposing to that dirty whore.

#103
This is gonna be a little bit harder than we thought.

#104
- This woman is a real piece of shit. - Uh-huh.

#105
Where's Frank?

#106
Don't worry about Frank, Roxy.

#107
Uh, we're here to help you turn your life around.

#108
See, a lot of times, the second act of someone's life

#109
- can be much better than the first. - Mmm-hmm.

#110
Well, yeah, we just want to make some changes in your life, Roxy.

#111
- Perhaps get you some new clothes. - Uh-huh.

#112
Uh, hopefully, teach you some manners.

#113
Shut up, baby dick.

#114
- All right. Well, I'm out of here. - No, no, no, no, no, no.

#115
- No, I... - Don't go. Don't go.

#116
- We haven't even started yet. Come on. - Come on. Frank was right.

#117
This woman cannot change. People don't just change.

#118
People change. She can change. I'm gonna change.

#119
What? You're gonna change? What the hell are you talking about?

#120
Well, I'm gearing up to get into my second act, you know?

#121
That's very exciting for me, and I'd like to help Roxy

#122
- do the same thing, that's all. - No. No, no, Dee...

#123
- Aw, really? - What?

#124
- No, you're already in your second act. - Me?

#125
Yeah. We're all in our second acts. Don't you see that?

#126
And I, for one, I don't want things to change.

#127
I want them to stay the way they were, because my first act was awesome.

#128
See, your first act was shit,

#129
and that's why you're so desperate for things to be different.

#130
But they rarely ever do get different.

#131
If anything, God, they get worse. I mean, look at Mac.

#132
- I got salsa on my shirt. - He got salsa on his shirt.

#133
Okay. Here's how things need to go from here on out.

#134
You gotta deal with this woman, because I can't handle it. All right?

#135
She made things personal, and I won't stand for that.

#136
Somebody needs to take care of Mac, and that's gonna be me,

#137
because his fatness is starting to affect our entire crew.

#138
- Mmm-hmm. - So I'm gonna take him with me,

#139
because the man is carrying around trash bags filled with Mexican foods.

#140
What's that smell?

#141
Crack.

#142
- That is crack rock. - Mmm-hmm.

#143
- She's smoking crack. - Oh, she's smoking crack.

#144
Okay, she's smoking crack.

#145
This is no longer a safe environment for me.

#146
- Mmm-hmm. - Mac, let's go. Come on.

#147
I gotta get out of here. Whew.

#148
I got a really good thing going with Roxy. She's a sweet bitch.

#149
Yeah, but she's mean.

#150
Dude, she's definitely only into you for the money.

#151
Well, so? Barbara was only into me for the money.

#152
Yeah, but you deserve better than that, man.

#153
Look, I'm already on it, okay?

#154
I signed you up on a dating website. I got you a date, dude.

#155
- Yeah? - Check it out though.

#156
I got a little twist on this date.

#157
This girl does think she's meeting a millionaire.

#158
Why'd you say that, Charlie? That... Defeats the purpose.

#159
Well... I'm gonna be the millionaire.

#160
- Oh. Explain. - All right, check it out.

#161
You're gonna play my limo driver, right?

#162
You're just like a regular working stiff to this girl.

#163
She doesn't think you're a millionaire. Okay?

#164
Then we're out on the date and I'm like,

#165
"Oh, I don't... I don't feel very well. I gotta go home.

#166
"But let's not waste this date.

#167
"Why don't you finish the date with my limo driver?"

#168
- You know what I mean? - Smart, Charlie.

#169
I mean, yeah, she's not gonna be able to resist an opportunity like that.

#170
- A night with a limo driver? - This is a good idea.

#171
- Right? - I wanna give it a whirl.

#172
- All right, man. - All right, Charlie.

#173
Oh, here. I think these are done.

#174
- That first one's done? All right. - Yeah, this batch is done.

#175
Just get 'em out. Get 'em out. Whoo, baby!

#176
Whoa! I burned myself on a rivet.

#177
Yeah.

#178
Mac, these blood tests are gonna show you

#179
the damage that you've been doing to your body,

#180
and my hope is that it will incentivize you

#181
to finally lose some of this disgusting weight you've put on.

#182
This is ridiculous, dude, okay?

#183
We're getting older. We're not gonna look 20 forever.

#184
No, I am gonna look 20 forever, Mac,

#185
because the older I get, the more vigilant I become.

#186
All right, I don't eat lunch anymore, for instance.

#187
Yeah, and on odd days, I don't eat breakfast.

#188
- That sounds miserable. - No, dude, it's not miserable.

#189
Well, yeah, it is a little bit miserable, but it has to be, man.

#190
No pain, no gain. I am also constantly in motion.

#191
Like, right now, dude, I am doing leg lifts that are

#192
imperceptible to the human eye.

#193
I call 'em hummingbirds.

#194
And although I seem relaxed, I'm actually incredibly tense at all times.

#195
Dude, we've been through this, okay?

#196
- I'm cultivating mass. - Stop staying that.

#197
You are not cultivating mass, and if you are,

#198
stop cultivating and start harvesting.

#199
Bro, check this out. Try to move me.

#200
- Well, I'm not gonna try... - Try and move me, bro.

#201
Take a running start. Take a running start.

#202
Excuse me.

#203
Did you want me to read these test results or not?

#204
Yeah. I was just trying to... Trying to move him.

#205
- He's like a brick wall. - You try to move me, Doc.

#206
No, no, no, you're... read the results, Doc.

#207
Well, I see, uh, severe dehydration here,

#208
multiple vitamin deficiencies, anemia, low blood pressure.

#209
Ooh. Mac, look, I don't want you to fret, okay?

#210
I'm gonna get you on my exercise program.

#211
- I'm gonna get you fit as a fiddle. - These are...

#212
These are your results, Mr. Reynolds.

#213
What? No, those can't be my results.

#214
I'm healthy as shit.

#215
Well, uh, not according to your tests.

#216
I'm healthier than you, bro.

#217
Well, I wouldn't exactly say you're healthy.

#218
You have type 2 adult-onset diabetes.

#219
Type 2 adult-onset diabetes?

#220
What does that mean for me?

#221
Well, that means you're going to have to inject yourself

#222
several times a day with insulin,

#223
or else you probably need to think about losing a little weight.

#224
Whoa.

#225
- But I'm healthy besides the diabetes? - Um, no.

#226
But I'm more healthier than he is,

#227
I think is the point that you're trying to make.

#228
- Even with the diabetes. I am more... - Dude, stop saying "diabetes."

#229
You sound like an ass...

#230
You okay, dude?

#231
I'm fine. I've just, uh...

#232
been doing a lot of hummingbirds today. I'm good.

#233
- Have you eaten anything today? - No.

#234
All right. Let's get out of here, bro.

#235
I'm going to get you something to eat.

#236
- Okay... - I'm gonna lift you up.

#237
Lift me up! What the hell?

#238
I'm not as strong as I thought, Dennis.

#239
Okay, I've hurt my back.

#240
- Oh! - I'm shit-faced.

#241
Yeah, well, you downed that bottle of schnapps like it was a soda pop.

#242
Look, Roxy, I'm trying to give you a second chance here,

#243
- but you're making it very difficult. - Hey, this jacket is awesome!

#244
Ooh, and it's tighter than dick skin, man.

#245
Can you watch your language, please, Roxy?

#246
We are in a classy place with classy clothes for classy people, okay?

#247
Don't talk about dick skin.

#248
Hi. Can I help you with something?

#249
No, thank you. We're just trying some stuff on.

#250
Um, okay.

#251
Well, you are aware that jacket is $500?

#252
- Are you implying we can't afford that? - Can you?

#253
- That's none of your business. - Um, it's exactly my business.

#254
- Uh... - Excuse me.

#255
- Screw your dick-skin jacket, man. - Oh, no, no, no!

#256
No, no! Roxy. Roxy. Oh, God, don't do that.

#257
- How do you like me now, gay boy? - Well, no... Okay. Don't call him gay,

#258
'cause it'd be one thing if he wasn't, but he clearly is,

#259
- so... - Is there a problem?

#260
- Yeah, there's a problem, man. - No.

#261
I'm trying to buy this coat, and this asshole here is giving me shit.

#262
You are aware of the price?

#263
Well, yeah. 'Cause I have money.

#264
Oh, shit!

#265
Jerry, can I speak with you

#266
in my office, please?

#267
- You have got to be kidding me. - Ooh, boom!

#268
Face, Jerry! Face. Take a hike.

#269
Sorry about the gay stuff. That did cross a line.

#270
Jerry, please? My office.

#271
Roxy!

#272
Holy shit! That was amazing.

#273
You humiliated that salesman, and then you had the capital to back it up.

#274
I love you, Roxy.

#275
- Ooh, I gotta meet a client. - No, no, no, Roxy.

#276
You don't have to do that anymore. You know what?

#277
We should go find Frank, 'cause he's got a surprise for you.

#278
No, it's Tiger Woods.

#279
It's Tiger Woods?

#280
Yeah.

#281
Okay, this whole thing is blowing my mind.

#282
Your life is way more glamorous than what I was picturing.

#283
Yeah, yeah.

#284
Now, help me dig these crack rocks out of my ass.

#285
- That's what I was picturing. - Yeah.

#286
That's more like what I was picturing.

#287
Charlie, I feel like a sack of shit

#288
- in this thing. - You look good.

#289
I feel like I'm a four-year-old going to my sister's wedding.

#290
You're the limo driver. You got to look the part, bud.

#291
You don't look like a millionaire.

#292
I am a casual millionaire from Texas.

#293
- Frank... - You look like a farmer.

#294
...I got the whole thing worked out. Now listen to me.

#295
We go out on the date. I come down with a slight cough.

#296
Okay? I ask to be taken home.

#297
You take over. You charm the hell out of her.

#298
I'm so nervous.

#299
You know how long it's been since I've been with a non-pro?

#300
Will you relax?

#301
Oh. Hello.

#302
Tarnation!

#303
You look as pretty as a peach.

#304
Yes, you do.

#305
Hoss Bonaventure, C.E.O.

#306
- Uh, this here is my limo driver, Frank. - Hi.

#307
Now he's the finest driver in all the land,

#308
so you gonna get on just fine with him.

#309
- Hi. - Uh, hand down. Only say hello once.

#310
He's nervous.

#311
All right, well, let's... Let's... Let's do this thing.

#312
Get your stuff and giddy on up.

#313
Calm down. You're gonna be good.

#314
All right.

#315
Said, "hey good looking"

#316
So, uh, how did you make your fortune?

#317
Hmm? Oh, uh...

#318
Well, uh, a-hustlin' and a-wrestlin'.

#319
Uh, you know, this and that.

#320
Uh, made a decent penny in boiled denims...

#321
And, uh, the bridge business mostly.

#322
Uh, oh, Frank up there, though, now, that man is rich in spirit.

#323
He's rich in "caricature."

#324
Uh, and that's a true fortune, if you're asking me, to have that.

#325
- So you build bridges? - Um, uh...

#326
- I'm kind of into bridges myself. - Yeah.

#327
I found a whole case of eggs under a bridge last week.

#328
Perfect condition.

#329
None of them missing. None of them cracked.

#330
I mean, who in their right mind

#331
throws away a perfectly good case of eggs, this day and age?

#332
It's a sick world, don't you think?

#333
Ah, he's good with the conversation and...

#334
Excuse me. Excuse me.

#335
I believe I'm coming down with a bit of something here.

#336
I got bit by a crab under that same bridge.

#337
- Oh, did you? - Yeah.

#338
You ever been bit by a crab, hon?

#339
Can we maybe put this divider up?

#340
Well, no. We don't want to exclude a great man like Frank from the conver...

#341
Oh, my God!

#342
- Call 911. - No, it's okay.

#343
I have a touch of consumption.

#344
He's all right. Why don't we drop him off?

#345
You and I will go to dinner, okay?

#346
Oh! I think I've been poisoned by my constituents.

#347
Oh, my God!

#348
Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

#349
Yeah, he's got an egg. You might...

#350
Here. I'll pull over, okay?

#351
You... You two can go to dinner together.

#352
Help me, somebody! Please, help me!

#353
Aw, shit, Charlie.

#354
What the hell went on back there?

#355
Uh, I swallowed, like, a million blood "capsulates..."

#356
'Cause I was gonna cough, like, you know, a handful of blood to make it real.

#357
And now I'm thinking, like, you're not supposed to eat them or something,

#358
'cause they're making me really sick.

#359
Aw, Charlie, you blew it.

#360
You're the one talking about eggs and crabs and shit.

#361
- I love eggs, Charlie. - I like eggs.

#362
- And I love crabs. - I like crabs.

#363
And I love boiling denim

#364
- and banging whores. - I love boiling... well.

#365
And I don't care if anybody doesn't like that about me.

#366
- They don't have to stick around. - You're right.

#367
- What's wrong with that chick? - Screw 'em.

#368
- I miss Roxy. - Yeah.

#369
- Roxy and I are made for each other. - Yeah.

#370
Tell you what, if it's Roxy you want...

#371
God.

#372
That's the last of it, I think.

#373
Tiger Woods? I cannot believe you invited him over here, Roxy.

#374
My place is a mess.

#375
Oh, he's here.

#376
Are you ready? I'm ready. I'm very excited.

#377
- Hello. - Who are you?

#378
Tiger Woods.

#379
- Hey, Tiger. - Hey, girl.

#380
- You brought a friend? - Yeah.

#381
- Good. I like that. - Mmm-hmm.

#382
- So, you ready to do this? - I know who you are.

#383
Of course you do, honey. I'm very famous.

#384
No, no, no, no, no. Hold on a second.

#385
Roxy, this is not Tiger Woods.

#386
- What are you talking about? - I think this guy's an actor.

#387
He definitely pretended to be Donovan McNabb one time

#388
when I tried out for the Eagles.

#389
Donovan McNabb? Eagles?

#390
I don't know what she's talking about. I play golf.

#391
Okay, Roxy, see, this is exactly why you gotta stop doing this shit.

#392
And, sir, seriously?

#393
Okay, all right. All right, I'm sorry.

#394
You got me, all right? I'm busted.

#395
I am an actor. My name is Don Cheadle.

#396
No, you're not Don... What are you doing? What's going on?

#397
I don't care who he is if he pays me 500 bucks to rub my feet.

#398
- Did you say 500 bucks? - Mmm-hmm.

#399
- To rub your feet? - Mmm-hmm.

#400
- You don't have sex with him? - Mm-mm-mmm.

#401
I'm into foot shit.

#402
Interesting.

#403
What shoe size are you, by the way?

#404
Hey! Your feet are bizarrely huge.

#405
Man will go crazy for that.

#406
I don't care for how you describe them, but what are we talking here?

#407
- What kind of money are we talking? - Uh, well, I don't know.

#408
Maybe we could pop those boots off and kick it around a bit.

#409
Well, it never hurts to talk, does it?

#410
Just do it.

#411
That's... He's cute.

#412
- Oh, God. - Chimichanga, chimichanga...

#413
- Mac... - Chimichanga, chimichanga, chimichanga.

#414
- Chimichangas are delicious. - I told you, dude.

#415
- So good. Oh! - I told you.

#416
Why would you not want to eat one of these every day of your life?

#417
- Oh, my God. - I mean, they're delicious.

#418
They're full of carbs, which is great for a pump,

#419
- and they're cheap as shit. - Oh.

#420
- Hence the garbage bags filled with them. - Exactly. No restrictions.

#421
- No restrictions, dude. - No restrictions.

#422
Oh, I love this no-restrictions thing, man.

#423
In that vein, I want you to take a look at that chimichanga.

#424
I want you to say to yourself, "Chimichanga, you are delicious,

#425
- "but what do I really want?" - Do I really want?

#426
What do you want more than anything else in the entire world?

#427
What do I want more than anything else in this entire world?

#428
Yes.

#429
- Crack. - Oh.

#430
I thought you were gonna say pizza or...

#431
- Yeah. No, no, no. - Buffalo wings or something.

#432
- You want crack? - Yeah, crack cocaine.

#433
- Now, I've never had crack. - Dude, you are going to love it.

#434
- I am? - It's so good.

#435
- Let's do it. - Let's do it.

#436
- No restrictions, baby. No restrictions. - No restrictions.

#437
Aw, man, this is gonna be awesome, dude.

#438
- Do you want some insulin? - Oh, shit.

#439
Yo.

#440
Uh-huh.

#441
You did what now?

#442
Oh, she is?

#443
I don't get it, but I don't need to.

#444
Okay, we'll see you there. Okay, bye.

#445
Um, dude, so apparently,

#446
Charlie just puked blood all over some lady in a limousine,

#447
and Dee is sucking off Don Cheadle or something.

#448
And Frank wants to go ahead and get married to Roxy as soon as possible.

#449
So we gotta fire down there. Dude, we can get crack from Roxy.

#450
Let's get crack from Roxy.

#451
Okay, perfect. Now do you want some of this insulin?

#452
- No, I just want crack. - Okay, we'll get down there.

#453
And on the way, let's fire down to John Wanamaker's

#454
and get ourselves a couple of Tommy Bahama shirts.

#455
Are you familiar?

#456
Yeah. See what you mean about these shirts, bro.

#457
- Yeah. - You'll grow into yours, buddy.

#458
Yeah. Comfy as shit. They hide your fatness.

#459
They're ugly as all hell, but I have a feeling

#460
I'm gonna like 'em a lot more when I'm high as shit on crack.

#461
What's up, ass-dicks?

#462
"Ass-dicks?" Is that how you're gonna talk from now on?

#463
Look. I'm not taking no shit no more, so get used to it.

#464
Also, I'm gonna become a foot girl.

#465
All right, gross. Whatever. Frank, you ready?

#466
- Oh, yeah. - I'm ready.

#467
Okay, Roxy, Frank would like to say a few words.

#468
- Everybody. - Gather round.

#469
- Roxy. - Frank.

#470
You are good shit,

#471
and I want to make this legit.

#472
I'm still gonna pay you,

#473
but I want you to stop banging other guys.

#474
What do you say? Want to be my wife or what?

#475
Holy shit.

#476
- Oh, my God. Oh, my... - Uh. Ooh.

#477
- Whoops. - Christ!

#478
No, it's okay. She does this from time to time.

#479
She's had an excessive amount to drink, so...

#480
Okay. Well, Roxy, get up. Come on.

#481
- Roxy. - Come on, Roxy.

#482
Big day for Frank here.

#483
We don't have a ton of time, Rox. Get up!

#484
The bitch is dead.

#485
How could she be dead?

#486
I'm telling you, her heart popped.

#487
She was smoking crack in the car the whole way here and also all day long.

#488
- She got no pulse. - Oh, my God.

#489
- Holy shit. - Call 911.

#490
- Call an ambulance. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

#491
- No, no, no. No, no, no. - Whoa, whoa. What?

#492
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

#493
We gotta think this through, okay?

#494
Dead hooker in my apartment?

#495
That doesn't look good for me. I'm covered in blood.

#496
I mean, it's not good to have a dead hooker, right?

#497
It would mess up our second acts a little bit.

#498
I'll tell you guys something, I smoked a little crack in the car on the way over.

#499
Oh, you bitch. Oh, does she still have any?

#500
- Yeah, yeah. - We can't leave her here.

#501
No, no, no. We can't leave her here.

#502
- Um... - Um...

#503
- Let's, uh... - Oh, God.

#504
Okay, well, I mean,

#505
I don't want to sound insensitive, but we could just put her out in the hall.

#506
We call in an anonymous tip.

#507
- Someone finds her. - So we're still calling 911...

#508
- Someone finds her and throws her away. - Just from a pay phone.

#509
This seems like the best thing to do,

#510
considering the circumstances. Frank, what do you think?

#511
I think Roxy would have wanted it that way.

#512
- He would know. - Well, there you go.

#513
- Frank would know. - I mean, that's it.

#514
- Yeah. - Can I say a few words?

#515
- Oh, I don't know. - Make it nice.

#516
- Let's make the whole thing nice. - Really?

#517
Uh, I just want to get her out of here.

#518
Oh, nice.

#519
Roxy, God bless you.

#520
You were a good whore.

#521
You serviced me like no other whore ever did.

#522
Uh, not only my crank, but my heart.

#523
And... I'm gonna miss ya.

#524
Amen.

#525
So should we get the dead whore out of the apartment?

#526
- Yeah. - Yeah, like outta here.

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