It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 9, Episode 4 — Mac and Dennis Buy a Timeshare

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#1
So sign up for the Invigaron system today,
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#2
and take the first steps toward obtaining financialfreedom.
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#3
Invigaron, a business opportunity
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#4
as rare as the albani berries themselves.
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#5
What's happening?
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#6
You're, like, a berry salesman now or…
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#7
No, I'm a distributor, Charlie,
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#8
for a revolutionary new product that changes lives.
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#9
Right. Now explain these to me.
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#10
Oh, those are my new wrenches.
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#11
I got those free for sitting through a 20-minute presentation.
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#12
Oh, I get it now. It's a scam.
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#13
No, no, no, no, no, it's not a scam at all.
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#14
I also had reservations in the beginning,
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#15
but these super berries grow in the Andes Mountains, okay?
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#16
Alpacas can survive entire winters on this shit.
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#17
- Oh, shit! So it's like a super berry? - Mmm-hmm.
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#18
Now, what kind of superpowers are you talking about?
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#19
Do you survive the winter?
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#20
Great question.
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#21
So is that the only superpower you get, surviving winters?
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#22
Because I've survived many winters without these berries.
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#23
No, I think I have an answer for all of this stuff, okay?
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#24
Charlie, allow me to demonstrate.
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#25
You got a thing here.
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#26
Come over here and hold on to these.
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#27
Now, this machine is gonna measure the level of toxins
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#28
in your body caused by stress.
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#29
All right. Where do I put my feet?
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#30
Wherever you want.
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#31
I'm gonna put them on the stool.
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#32
Great. It doesn't matter. Okay, here we go.
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#33
120, 140,
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#34
157.
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#35
Oh, shit, Charlie. 157?
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#36
Is that bad?
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#37
Yeah, it's not good.
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#38
Guys, I got 157.
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#39
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 157 what?
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#40
Units.
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#41
Units, dude.
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#42
Units of what?
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#43
- Units of stress! - Ah!
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#44
- You're very, very high in your… - That's a lot of units!
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#45
…in your stress unit.
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#46
But don't even worry, because Invigaron can help you.
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#47
These berries are chock-full of antioxidants and phytonutrients.
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#48
Oh, thank God. All right, I'm sold. I'm in.
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#49
Of course you're buying it, because you're as big of an idiot as she is.
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#50
You're getting scammed, Dee!
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#51
It's not a scam!
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#52
You walked into a room that you could have walked out of
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#53
with a free set of golf clubs, but instead you got got.
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#54
Hey, I say we get ourselves a new pair of golf clubs, huh?
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#55
Yeah, well, we won't get got though.
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#56
- We gonna get. - We gonna get.
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#57
See, Dee, people like us, we don't get got.
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#58
- We go get. - That's right.
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#59
- You won't see us getting scammed. - No way.
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#60
Hey-oh! All right, Charlie,
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#61
I signed you up for the gold member starter kit, okay?
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#62
Good. Yeah.
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#63
Yeah. You know what's in here?
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#64
Two cases of the juice, four packs of the energy gel.
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#65
Nice.
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#66
There's a box of shake mix,
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#67
and I think they threw in a bunch of protein…
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#68
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! What are you doing, Charlie?
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#69
What?
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#70
What are you doing?
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#71
I'm drinking the berry juice to save my life.
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#72
This is not about berries, all right?
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#73
You sell it. This is a whole moneymaking system, okay?
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#74
That's what Invigaron is.
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#75
It's, it's about money, and it's about, you know,
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#76
"wealth creation through, through
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#77
"the use of antioxidants, powerful antioxidants."
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#78
Yeah, uh-huh.
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#79
And, you know, we're going to "redefine success
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#80
"and change the world." You know what?
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#81
All those words are, like, stressing me out, Dee.
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#82
And I can't get more str… I'm at 157!
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#83
I'm gonna be honest. I'm a little confused as well.
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#84
Uh, I don't have a firm grasp on exactly how this…
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#85
It's confusing stuff.
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#86
Where the hell is Frank? Where the hell is Frank?
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#87
He can help us. He's, like, a business genius.
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#88
I don't know where he is. He didn't come home this morning.
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#89
He took off last night.
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#90
He said he had some dream or something.
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#91
And, like, he woke up, he's like, "Ah, Charlie, I got to
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#92
"get to the playground."
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#93
He shot out of here.
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#94
- Why is he at the playground? - I don't know.
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#95
He told me not to come.
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#96
Well, we got to go figure it out.
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#97
He can help explain all this.
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#98
Yeah, he's good with stuff like this. We're not.
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#99
All right, all right, let's do it.
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#100
I'm drinking this one though.
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#101
Yeah, but don't open any more.
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#102
- Frank? - Huh?
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#103
- What is this? You're stuck? - Was this your plan?
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#104
No.
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#105
What is this? How did this happen?
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#106
How does anything happen, Charlie? Move past it, will ya?
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#107
I'm afraid that's going to be impossible.
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#108
Yeah. Where are your clothes?
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#109
Why are you naked and stuck in a coil?
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#110
Just get me out of here.
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#111
All right, well, first we should do the thing because…
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#112
Yeah. Charlie and I have a couple of business questions
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#113
we wanted to ask you first.
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#114
What? Deandra, don't dick around.
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#115
Get me out of here!
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#116
Look, I'll be quick, okay?
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#117
Charlie and I have recently come into a rare business opportunity,
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#118
and we were hoping you could clear a couple of things up for us.
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#119
Can you look at that?
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#120
It's a pyramid scheme.
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#121
It's not a pyramid scheme. It's a reverse funnel system.
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#122
Turn it upside down.
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#123
- Oh, shit! - God damn it! Shit!
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#124
All right, you've been duped, suckers.
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#125
You're the sucker.
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#126
You're naked and you're stuck in a coil!
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#127
All right, calm down, calm down.
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#128
Look, Frank is there any way, you know, to get out of one of these schemes?
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#129
All right, what you got to do is round up a couple of suckers
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#130
and get 'em hooked.
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#131
Dummies with deep pockets are the best.
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#132
What about Ben the Soldier?
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#133
Well, he's as dumb as you can get.
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#134
- Yeah. - He's dumb as bricks, that guy.
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#135
He's so stupid.
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#136
- All right, let's do it. - All right, cool.
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#137
We'll get him, and I'll get, like, a pulley or a rope,
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#138
and we'll just yank you out of there or something, all right?
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#139
Get me out of here.
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#140
Yeah. Hold on, hold on. Charlie, whoa, think about this.
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#141
If we get him out of there,
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#142
how do we know he's gonna keep helping us?
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#143
Well, what do you mean?
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#144
If we get him out of there, he might scam us further.
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#145
We don't know. He's a business mastermind.
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#146
I don't know what he's got going on.
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#147
Shit, that's a good point.
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#148
I mean, what's he doing in that coil, you know what I mean?
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#149
He wouldn't say. He could be up to something.
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#150
I say we leave him stuck in there just for a few more days
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#151
so we can leverage him for business advice…
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#152
- Right. We keep him contained. - That's right.
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#153
If we need questions, we just go to him.
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#154
- That's right. - All right, all right.
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#155
Hey, uh, Frank, we'll be back in a couple days to help
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#156
you out, okay, buddy?
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#157
No, no, no, no! Deandra, I don't have a couple of days!
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#158
It's Saturday coming up.
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#159
There's gonna be kids here!
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#160
Hey, guys.
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#161
You here for the presentation? I'm Harris Marder.
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#162
Save it, bozo. We're here for the free golf clubs.
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#163
You got exactly 20 minutes to do your little song and dance.
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#164
We're just gonna tune out, so why don't you give us a wave
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#165
- when you're finished. - Or don't.
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#166
What's the point? I'd just be wasting my time.
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#167
I mean, obviously, you two are smart.
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#168
- 19 minutes and 50 seconds, clown. - Don't get me wrong.
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#169
Invigaron is great, but you got to put in the hours.
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#170
You fellows strike me more as men of leisure.
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#171
- Obviously. - Well, we are.
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#172
Yeah, I mean, this guy's got the Hawaiian shirt,
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#173
you with the killer tan.
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#174
Bet it's killing you guys to be stuck indoors on a beautiful day like today.
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#175
It is. So less yapping, more golf clubs please.
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#176
Yeah, I get it.
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#177
And you know what?
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#178
Because you guys are such great sports,
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#179
I'm gonna throw in a coupon for a free round of golf
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#180
at the Dusty Dunes Resort in Orlando.
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#181
You guys been to Florida?
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#182
Been there? Not physically.
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#183
If you want, I can set you up with one of their private villas.
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#184
Private villa.
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#185
Whatever. That's pretty nice. Look at that.
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#186
Oh, it is nice.
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#187
Did you know that the average rate for a hotel room 30 years ago was $19?
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#188
Today it's $237.
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#189
That's a 1,300% increase.
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#190
So it's not inconceivable to think
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#191
that in another 30 years, a week at a hotel runs you 20 grand.
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#192
- That's not inconceivable. - That's…crazy.
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#193
That's very, very conceivable.
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#194
Really?
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#195
Okay, but not for you guys.
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#196
You'll be locked in at $1,400 annually.
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#197
Wait. We would be?
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#198
Yeah. I'm not talking about taking a vacation, guys.
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#199
I'm talking about owning a vacation.
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#200
And, look, if you're still not comfortable with the numbers,
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#201
you just double down.
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#202
You get two weeks, sell that second week,
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#203
boom, you're vacationing for free.
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#204
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
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#205
Mac, I think this guy just bent himself over a barrel a little bit.
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#206
- He did? - Yeah, for our pleasure.
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#207
Follow me here.
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#208
Okay, so if we buy a second week,
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#209
and we sell that, we're vacationing for free.
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#210
What happens if we buy a third week and sell that?
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#211
We're getting paid to vacation!
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#212
Oh, shit!
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#213
You guys, I… I've actually never thought of it like that.
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#214
I know!
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#215
- I'm not sure I can make that deal. - The deal's locked in.
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#216
- I'm gonna write in "three…" - Write in "three weeks."
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#217
Three here… That's done!
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#218
- Yeah, right? - Put three on…
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#219
You got got!
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#220
You thought we were a bunch of suckers, but guess what?
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#221
- Oh, God. - We're not.
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#222
We just bought three weeks of a time-share.
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#223
So you did.
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#224
Not a great turnout.
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#225
No, not a great turnout.
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#226
You know why? Nobody gives a shit about free soup, Charlie.
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#227
People want golf clubs and concert tickets.
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#228
Don't knock the soup, all right?
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#229
Da'Maniac's here. He's sucked down, like, three bowls of it.
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#230
Yeah, he is here. And why is he here, Charlie?
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#231
Well…
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#232
Nobody wants to buy something from a deranged wrestler.
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#233
Why would you invite him?
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#234
I didn't invite him.
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#235
He just drifted in. I guess he was…
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#236
- Just looking for soup. - …looking for free soup.
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#237
- Yeah, free soup. - All right.
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#238
You know, drifters…
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#239
All right, let's just get it going, all right?
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#240
Hello, everyone.
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#241
Thank you so much for coming today.
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#242
Each one of you has been hand-selected to potentially
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#243
join our Invigaron team.
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#244
"What is Invigaron?" you may be asking.
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#245
Charlie?
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#246
Hello, everyone. I'm Dee, and this is Charlie.
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#247
And as you can tell by our huge mansion,
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#248
we're insanely loaded.
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#249
But it wasn't always this way.
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#250
We used to be losers, like all of you people.
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#251
And then we discovered the Invig…
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#252
And it all starts with the berries.
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#253
The berries are the most delici…
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#254
I'm sure you're all excited to learn more about the Invigaron system.
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#255
What the hell happened to my part, Dee?
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#256
Yeah, I had to do some reshoots. You are way too hung up on the berries.
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#257
The success of the Invigaron system
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#258
is largely due to the simplicity of its origins.
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#259
Using a multi-tiered distribu…
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#260
…multi-level market…
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#261
…the Invigaron system…
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#262
…multi-level…
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#263
Invig…
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#264
I'm Andy, proud owner of my own mountain, where…
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#265
Did a couple reshoots of my own.
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#266
Proud owner of my own mountain, where I'm a magical bean farmer.
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#267
Berries!
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#268
Does the sophisticated business model of Invigaron confuse you?
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#269
You don't need to understand how Invigaron works,
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#270
because somebody above you does.
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#271
So ask less questions, and make more money.
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#272
There we go.
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#273
Well, I wasn't quite finished, there's…
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#274
Still not convinced? Well, guess what?
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#275
The Invigaron system is also a pyramid scheme.
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#276
"What's a pyramid scheme?" you ask.
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#277
All right, basically a house of cards where the dickheads at the bottom
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#278
do all the work, and give all the money to the smart guys up at the top.
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#279
All right? Now, will you get…
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#280
Don't just be successful. Be berry…
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#281
You won't need a pot of gold.
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#282
But still amazingly badass…
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#283
So do…
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#284
There we go.
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#285
All right, any questions?
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#286
I have a question.
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#287
Uh, how do I get in on this?
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#288
Uh, you probably don't, because you need money.
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#289
Ben, how many boxes am I gonna put you down for?
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#290
I don't really understand what I'm buying.
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#291
- You saw the video. - Was the video not clear?
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#292
The video was pretty clear, Charlie.
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#293
You think maybe it's your stress?
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#294
Do you want to check your photon levels?
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#295
- Oh. Yes. - Yeah.
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#296
Yeah, you could be stressed.
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#297
- It… Okay. Here you go. - Okay.
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#298
Uh, where should I put my feet?
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#299
Dee, where do his feet go?
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#300
The feet go wherever. What is it with the feet?
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#301
Thank you for this business opportunity.
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#302
- I will not let you down. - No, no, no, no, no.
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#303
You need to pay for the product, you can't just take it out of here.
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#304
Roger! Roger that.
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#305
He's just leaving the bar.
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#306
He just stole the berries.
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#307
That's not g…
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#308
Oh, 107.
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#309
Hey, man, that's pretty good.
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#310
- What? Don't… - Healthy guy over here.
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#311
Charlie, no, that's terrible. He's very stressed out
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#312
and he needs to buy the product and eat the berries.
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#313
Oh, shit!
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#314
I, I'm sorry.
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#315
Um, I don't think this is for me.
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#316
Oh, God damn it!
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#317
If 107's bad, I got to eat more berries.
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#318
Stop eating berries! You've had enough berries!
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#319
I just don't understand.
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#320
Is it a sexual thing?
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#321
No, just get me the hell out! It doesn't matter!
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#322
Matters to me. I don't think I can move past it.
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#323
We came here for a reason.
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#324
- Let's just jump into it, all right? - All right.
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#325
Frank, we have a very exciting real estate opportunity
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#326
for you in sunny Orlando, Florida.
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#327
Yes. How would you like to spend one week out of the year
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#328
living the high life at your own private villa
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#329
at the Dusty Dunes Resort?
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#330
You guys bought a time-share?
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#331
- Well, yeah. - Yeah.
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#332
How can you all be so gullible?
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#333
- No, no, no, no. - No, this is different, Frank.
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#334
- This is different. - Tell him.
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#335
This asshole tried to sell us one week.
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#336
We took the prick for three.
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#337
You did? You took him for three weeks?
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#338
Dennis thought of it. Dennis thought of it.
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#339
You think he didn't want to sell you as many weeks as possible?
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#340
I told you that might have been a concern, I…
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#341
- No, I know, but I… - The whole way over, you said that's…
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#342
All right, fine.
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#343
Well, look, I didn't come here to be criticized by a man stuck in a coil!
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#344
Are you gonna buy a week, or not?
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#345
No, I'm not that stupid.
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#346
We don't need this. We're out of here, Frank.
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#347
Screw you.
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#348
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I, I, I can help you.
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#349
- Yeah? Help us how? - I can help you. Yeah.
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#350
I'll give you a premium lead on a deep-pocket dummy.
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#351
Premium lead? That's business talk.
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#352
- We need premium leads. - Yeah. Who?
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#353
You promise to get me out of here?
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#354
Yeah, yeah, Frank, we promise.
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#355
- What do you think, we're gonna leave you. - Give us a name.
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#356
Ben the Soldier. All right?
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#357
- Ben the Soldier, huh? - Yeah.
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#358
- Well, yeah… - That's pretty good.
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#359
- It is? - Yeah.
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#360
He's very, very dumb. I mean, think about it.
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#361
He went over there, probably saw some pretty serious carnage.
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#362
He's gonna have some bad PTSD.
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#363
If we trigger that, he'll be putty in our hands.
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#364
Right, whatever. Okay, get me out of here.
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#365
- No. - Nah. Nah.
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#366
- Nah. - No.
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#367
Wait, whoa, whoa. Where you going?
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#368
You just got got, Frank.
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#369
Yeah. Uh, you played your hand a little too early, sucker.
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#370
We'll come back when we need you again.
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#371
- That's called leverage. - Right.
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#372
That's business talk.
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#373
Yeah, I thought you were good at that stuff.
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#374
The kids are coming! What…
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#375
- I know. - The kids!
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#376
The kids will be here!
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#377
Now listen.
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#378
We just need to trigger his PTSD a little bit, all right?
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#379
Get him all jumbled up.
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#380
Couple of sudden movements. Loud noises.
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#381
Exactly.
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#382
- Hey! - Hey! Ben!
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#383
It's so good to see you, man.
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#384
How are you? Come on in.
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#385
Have a seat on the couch, why don't you?
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#386
Okay.
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#387
All right.
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#388
Oh, my God!
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#389
Hi.
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#390
- Da'Maniac. - Yeah, I know.
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#391
What are you doing here?
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#392
Well, I've come for the presentation.
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#393
Gonna be really cool, huh?
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#394
Oh, it's… It's sort of
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#395
geared specifically towards Ben, so…
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#396
I like him, too. He a good guy, huh?
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#397
Nice to see you.
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#398
That's good.
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#399
- He's coming in. - Ben.
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#400
- How you doing? - All right, let's just, uh…
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#401
Okay, uh…
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#402
All right, listen, so, Ben…
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#403
Um, we would like to offer you
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#404
a week's stay in our time-share condominium in Florida.
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#405
It's an amazing property.
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#406
I mean, when we first saw it, we were like, "Boom!"
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#407
Sometimes, loud noises make the squirrels
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#408
go in my head, and I, I don't fight in the ring anymore,
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#409
but I still fight with the demons in Da'Maniac's head.
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#410
All right, well, we'll, we'll try to be a little bit more sensitive to that.
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#411
I… Yeah.
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#412
Um, and we'll keep our voices down from here on out.
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#413
- Yeah. - Uh, Ben, should we talk numbers?
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#414
Oh, I don't know.
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#415
Um, and it sounds really nice,
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#416
but I'm not trying to make any business decisions.
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#417
- I have a 107 stress level. - Ooh.
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#418
I'm sorry. I shouldn't be here. I, I have to go.
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#419
Well, wait, stop. Ben…
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#420
- Don't go. - No, the sunshine state.
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#421
Oh, uh, I'm in.
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#422
Oh, no. Well, no.
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#423
See, Maniac, it's very expensive.
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#424
It's, like, $1,400.
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#425
Sold to the Maniac for $1,400.
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#426
- Really? - You know why?
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#427
'Cause I can pay you in Invigaron.
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#428
I don't think you're quite understanding.
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#429
Uh, this involves you giving us cash,
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#430
not a product that we would then sell.
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#431
Sure.
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#432
- See, we need cash money. - We're on the same page.
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#433
I don't even understand what he's talking about.
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#434
- Yeah. Hold on one second. - No, take your time.
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#435
Listen, I think we might have been wrong about Dee and Charlie's little investment.
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#436
They're out there moving berries like crazy.
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#437
If those bozos can do it,
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#438
think how many you and I can sell.
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#439
We could flip 'em, like, ten times over.
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#440
That's what I'm saying. So I say we swindle Da'Maniac while we got him here.
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#441
Let's get in on Dee and Charlie's little game.
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#442
Smart.
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#443
Pyramid scheme and a time-share? We're diversifying our portfolio.
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#444
That's the thing.
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#445
- All right. Hey, Maniac? - Yeah.
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#446
Hey, you just got yourself a deal.
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#447
- We're in business together? - Yeah.
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#448
That's so cool. I'm gonna go grab my stuff,
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#449
and then, if you wouldn't mind,
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#450
could you show me which room is mine?
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#451
I'd like a big room, if you don't mind.
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#452
We're gonna have so much fun.
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#453
Invigaron.
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#454
Uh, is he under the impression that our apartment is the time-share?
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#455
It would appear so.
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#456
Okay, you know what? We'll deal with that later.
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#457
Let's focus on getting Ben to crack.
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#458
All right, now, between Da'Maniac stealing our berries
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#459
and these night vision goggles,
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#460
we're in a bit of a hole, so we got to make this count.
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#461
Okay. What's the plan exactly?
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#462
We're gonna trigger Ben's PTSD, all right?
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#463
We bust in like Navy SEALs,
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#464
zip-tie his hands, bag over his head, and then we bash him till he buys.
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#465
PTSD, that's so brilliant. How's Frank come up with that stuff?
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#466
What can you say? He knows business.
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#467
Okay, ready? Locked and loaded?
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#468
- All right. Let's go, Charlie. - Let's move.
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#469
What the hell are you guys doing here?
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#470
We were gonna try and trigger Ben's PTSD
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#471
and make him buy our shit.
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#472
Good luck. We've been at it all night.
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#473
We broke in here, looking like Arabs, screaming at him.
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#474
The guy's rock solid.
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#475
Why did you dress him like Ebenezer Scrooge?
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#476
He was actually dressed like that when we got here.
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#477
He's clearly got some issues. I just don't know that PTSD is one of them.
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#478
Yeah, we've been watching violent war movies all night
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#479
to remind him of the carnage that he saw in combat.
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#480
I didn't see any carnage.
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#481
I actually had a good time during the war.
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#482
I got to travel the world, uh, try new, exotic cuisines.
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#483
Well, I'm a computer programmer.
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#484
- What? - God damn it!
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#485
Frank told us this dummy was the key
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#486
to digging ourselves out of our financial debt.
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#487
What?
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#488
Frank told us the same thing.
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#489
Well, that's interesting.
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#490
So, we're all here doing this because of Frank.
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#491
See, I told you he was up to something.
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#492
Hold on a second.
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#493
Getting all naked and cramming yourself into a coil,
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#494
- that's a pretty good distraction, right? - Right?
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#495
Yeah, and think about it.
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#496
He didn't tell us why he was in the coil.
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#497
No, no, no.
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#498
I just assumed that he went down there to pound off in the nighttime.
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#499
- Yeah, right, right. - Yeah, me, too. Me, too.
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#500
But now I'm absolutely sure he had an agenda.
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#501
I bet he was never stuck in that coil at all.
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#502
He's been at the top of the pyramid the whole time,
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#503
just gathering our cash.
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#504
Oh, right, right, or at the bottom of the funnel.
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#505
Bottom of the funnel, top of the… They're the same thing.
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#506
Yeah, well, I bet you when we go down there,
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#507
he's not even in there, is he?
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#508
No. Hell, no, he's not in that coil,
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#509
but I know exactly where he will be.
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#510
All right, everyone, we have a new addition
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#511
to the platinum sales staff, and let me just tell you something.
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#512
This guy is an absolute dynamo.
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#513
Scam! This guy's a liar!
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#514
You guys are getting scammed!
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#515
- You're getting scammed! - Pyramid! Pyramid!
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#516
Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape! Rape!
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#517
Hey, hey, hey!
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#518
What's going on here?
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#519
Well, I'll tell you what's going on.
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#520
We are saving these people from years of financial rape.
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#521
Oh, hey, if you want out of Invigaron, all you have to do is say so.
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#522
- Wait. Huh? - I do?
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#523
Look, you just, uh, sign this release form,
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#524
pay a $200 penalty fee,
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#525
your down line will shift up to me, and then you're free and clear.
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#526
That's it? All you got to do is sign the document?
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#527
Can we do that?
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#528
Yeah, does that mean we're out of the time-share?
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#529
Oh, no, no, I'm afraid I can't help you there.
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#530
Those contracts are ironclad.
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#531
I'm just relieved you didn't see the old opt-out clause.
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#532
Wait a second.
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#533
He just subtly motioned to this document here, opt-out.
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#534
Oh, no. Oh, crap, I've said too much.
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#535
"Buyer may opt out of the contract within 72 hours
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#536
"for one-time cancellation fee of only $2,000."
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#537
- You figured it out. - You fool. I have…
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#538
You didn't think we were gonna see this, but we outsmarted you.
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#539
- Yeah. - We're a couple of foxes.
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#540
All right, you got got!
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#541
So suck on that little piece of sweetness.
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#542
You also wrote "faced" in the memo.
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#543
Ha! Nice!
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#544
Should have known better than to get involved
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#545
with a couple of sharks like you two.
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#546
You should have.
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#547
We're just glad we're out from under Frank.
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#548
- Who's Frank? - "Who's Frank?" he says.
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#549
- Like he doesn't know. - Please.
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#550
Come on, everybody.
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#551
Frank's the guy who's behind all this. Frank is the mastermind in the coil.
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#552
I sincerely have no idea what you're talking about.
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#553
Sure you don't, buddy.
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#554
- Well, guess what? - He might not 'cause Frank…
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#555
Uh-oh. Oh, shit.
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#556
You thought we came in mad.
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#557
Wait till you see what this monster has to say.
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#558
This guy? What are you talking about?
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#559
This guy's the best salesman I got.
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#560
Da'Maniac?
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#561
Yeah. He's already got 30 people under him.
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#562
I got to thank you all so much for hooking me up with that army guy.
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#563
I got his whole platoon selling for me.
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#564
Wait a sec.
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#565
- Da'Maniac's on my down line. - Yup.
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#566
I'm rich. I'm rich. Oh!
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#567
You got got!
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#568
You got got!
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#569
Whoa, one second. One second, guys.
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#570
Actually, he's in my down line.
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#571
You just bought out, remember?
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#572
- Shoot! - Ooh!
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#573
No, you… Oh!
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#574
This guy's good.
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#575
Oh, yeah. You know, sorry.
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#576
I want to get this stuff done here,
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#577
and then I'll meet you back at our time-share, huh?
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#578
Okay.
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#579
Now, what's going on there? Is he, like, living with you guys, or…
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#580
Yeah.
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#581
He's… It's, it's a whole thing. Just move past it.
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#582
That's a hard thing to move past.
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#583
Yeah, he doesn't know what time-share is.
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#584
All right, but hold on a second, hold on a second.
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#585
Is Frank still the mastermind? I don't get it.
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#586
Is he still in the coil?
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#587
No, he's not still in the coil.
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#588
Come on. He's definitely still behind this.
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#589
He's probably down in Orlando
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#590
enjoying that time-share. He's long gone.
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#591
Right. Wherever he is, he's having a real good time.
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#592
Hey! Hey, easy, easy, easy.
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#593
Got to get out of here.
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#594
I got to get out of here!
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#595
Get me out!
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#596
Get me out of here!
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#597
Somebody get me out of here!
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#598
Huh?