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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 10, Episode 2 — The Gang Group Dates

#1
What do you mean you have a boyfriend?

#2
I mean, I have a boyfriend.

#3
Is it that hard to believe - I got a boyfriend? - His name's Ryan.

#4
How the hell did you get a boyfriend?

#5
I met him on Bunchers.

#6
Right, so you went on a group date with a bunch of ugly chicks

#7
to make yourself look good, and you tricked a guy.

#8
Yes, of course, that's exactly what I did,

#9
and it worked well, and now we're going steady.

#10
- That's a good trick. - Bunchers, sounds like the '70s.

#11
Bunch of people would get together.

#12
The next thing you know, it was all asses, and hands, and tits...

#13
I could slip right in and out without anybody noticing.

#14
- It was great. - I can definitely brush up on my game.

#15
I don't know if you guys noticed this, but like,

#16
I'm kind of having a hard time closing the deal with the Waitress.

#17
- Is he... - Yeah, we've noticed.

#18
Maybe I can go on some group dates with you, and you can show me some skills,

#19
and I can figure out the final move that I need to, you know...

#20
Oh, and let's do them at Paddy's.

#21
- We could make a bunch of money. - It's a good idea.

#22
- We can make a bunch of money. - Yeah!

#23
I'll tell you what. As an erotic man,

#24
I have been keeping my eye on this Bunchers situation,

#25
and I got to say, I'm into it. So I'll tell you what.

#26
I will take you two under my wing,

#27
- and show you the Dennis system in action. - Oh.

#28
Sounds great, and myself, I'm all tied down, so I can't participate,

#29
but I think it'd be great to jump in on this trend.

#30
Mmm-hmm. All right, here's to orgies.

#31
My darling, I

#32
Can't get enoughof your love, babe

#33
Girl, I don't know...

#34
Man, I'm really nervous. I'm, like, sweating through my pants.

#35
Yeah. Do you want some cheese?

#36
- Have you brought cheese? - Yeah, you need some?

#37
Yeah. Give me some.

#38
Right.

#39
- Oh. - Focus up, guys. Come on.

#40
- The girls are gonna be here soon, geez. - Right.

#41
- Why do you have a dog leash? - Oh.

#42
Good question. Yeah. It's for the first "D" in the Dennis system.

#43
See, the girls will see the leash,

#44
and I'll say, "I've got a rescue dog outside,"

#45
thereby, "D," demonstrating my value as a compassionate man.

#46
And later, when we go outside, the dog will be missing.

#47
I'll become hysterical and suggest that maybe

#48
the dog ran back to the apartment.

#49
And then we'll go back to the apartment.

#50
The dog won't be there either, and the girl will console me.

#51
With sex.

#52
- What happened to the dog? - He let it go.

#53
It probably got obliterated by a taxi or something.

#54
- I bet that's what happened. - No, no, no.

#55
There never was a dog.

#56
- Oh, my God! - Wait, wait, wait, wait. There was no dog?

#57
- I'm totally lost here. - It's a made-up scenario to...

#58
- Just follow my lead. - I thought we got a dog.

#59
Mac, Charlie, and Dennis?

#60
- Yes! Hi. - Good evening!

#61
Oh... What the hell?

#62
All right.

#63
Oh, I am gonna make a shitload of cash tonight.

#64
Which is good, because I just dropped a whole bunch of money

#65
on a new promise ring for my man.

#66
Oh, you're proposing? Good. Smart.

#67
Corral him, because God knows he'll never ask you.

#68
No, I'm not proposing.

#69
I'm promising my fidelity in our new relationship.

#70
I deactivated my Bunchers account,

#71
and I changed my Facebook status to "In a Relationship."

#72
Why would you do that?

#73
I told you, 'cause we're going steady. He's my main squeeze.

#74
You sound like a 12-year-old. It's a total turn-off.

#75
My cock ring is sliding off.

#76
Why my father is talking to me

#77
with a cinch around his penis is beyond my grasp.

#78
You got to be ready for when the orgy breaks out.

#79
Oh, shit.

#80
- It fell off. - Oh!

#81
Yeah, help me find it.

#82
It's the remixto Ignition

#83
Hot and fresh out the kitchen

#84
What, this guy? Oh, well, his name's Henry.

#85
- He's a dog. - He's a dog.

#86
Uh, yeah.

#87
Uh, named him after my grandfather, um, who I'm very, very close to.

#88
Henry's a great little guy, I tell you,

#89
when I snuggle up next to him on the couch, I'd swear that,

#90
he was the one who rescued me.

#91
Oh, that's so sweet.

#92
The Waitress got bit by a chow once, and I kicked the shit out of the thing.

#93
- You kicked a dog? - Yeah.

#94
- Well... - Uh, you know, for the Waitress.

#95
Who's the Waitress?

#96
- Nobody, nobody. - Oh, I'm sorry. No... Nobody?

#97
She's the woman I'm in love with. And I follow her around a lot,

#98
and she doesn't really give me the time of day.

#99
That's cool, though, 'cause I'm not gonna give up on her.

#100
You don't give up on something that beautiful.

#101
She's not beautiful. And everybody's banged her, except for me.

#102
She was like, "I wanna do hand stuff with you." I was like, "Ugh."

#103
Keep this up, man. Keep this up, see what happens.

#104
- What are you gonna do? - I will strike you down.

#105
I will strike you down!

#106
- You're gonna strike me down? - Hang on.

#107
See? That's a...

#108
- That's our thing. - They're doing a bit.

#109
Sorry, that was a joke.

#110
Do you guys wanna do something fun?

#111
- Oh, yeah. I do. - Yeah.

#112
Let's mix up the seating arrangement.

#113
- We'll mix up the seating arrangement. - Yeah. Kim,

#114
I'm detecting a little bit of a vibe from you,

#115
so why don't you come sit where he's sitting.

#116
- I'll move! - And you sit where she's sitting.

#117
- And I'll stay here. - No, you're gonna switch places

#118
with Becky. Right? Because while I don't particularly

#119
find you conventionally attractive, I do find you oddly sexy.

#120
Excuse me?

#121
That was a compliment. Um, sorry, that came out weird.

#122
Excuse me. You guys work here, right?

#123
- Yeah... - Can I get a drink?

#124
- Go ask one of the other ones. - What other ones?

#125
The other ones.

#126
The bird lady, the troll man. Ask them for a drink.

#127
- We're on a date. - Are you touching my leg?

#128
- Ah, he is engaging you physically. - Don't label it.

#129
You know what? You were supposed to want that,

#130
because he was supposed to tell the dog story

#131
to demonstrate his value, and I botched it.

#132
He has a system for women...

#133
Well, don't talk about the system. The system happens without them knowing.

#134
- There is no system. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

#135
And there is no dog.

#136
The system is not a thing. The dog is a thing.

#137
Uh, guys, let's, um...

#138
Let's talk about something fun, that's fun for me.

#139
Don't move away from me.

#140
What are you doing? You're moving closer to the men

#141
who eat trash and bang transsexuals? Move close to me!

#142
Ryan? Hi!

#143
- How are you? - Dee!

#144
Oh, hey. What's up?

#145
Are you surprising me at work, you stinker?

#146
I love that! You're so cute. Guess what?

#147
I got you a little surprise, too.

#148
Yeah. I didn't know you worked here. It's so strange.

#149
Um, yeah, I'm actually on a Buncher.

#150
- Wait, what? - Yeah, they should be here any minute.

#151
- It was good seeing you. - Oh.

#152
- What do you got here? What's in the box? - No, that... That's just a...

#153
It's a cock ring.

#154
It's a cock ring, just from all my lovers.

#155
Oh. It's kind of small, huh?

#156
Well, it's my dad's.

#157
So...

#158
Huh. Weird.

#159
I'm breaking up with you.

#160
Right. Well, I didn't know that we were together.

#161
Look, can I get a beer?

#162
I got it bad

#163
We killed it, boys. We killed it. This was a great idea.

#164
Yeah, but the date sucked.

#165
No, I think the date went pretty well for me.

#166
It did suck for you guys, though.

#167
I imagine those girls are probably at their apartments right now,

#168
trying to figure out how to get in touch with me.

#169
Unbelievable. Goddamn son of a bitch. Buy you a promise ring,

#170
you're out flitting around, dating other people.

#171
I shouldn't have given this guy a five-star rating.

#172
He didn't deserve it, and then he used it against me!

#173
- What's this now? You're rating people? - Yeah, it's that site. Raters.

#174
Girls can rate guys they go on dates with.

#175
They rate them? Like...

#176
- What do you mean, like a star rating? - Yeah.

#177
I'm gonna take that guy's five-star rating, I'm gonna give him a zero.

#178
Hey, wait a second.

#179
Hang on a second. Are we rated on there?

#180
Yep.

#181
- We are? - What?

#182
Holy shit. Let me see.

#183
Oh! Wait.

#184
- One star? Out of five? - Yep.

#185
- No, no, no. - Oh, shit!

#186
- Me and Charlie got two stars! - Oh!

#187
- Nice! We're better than you, dude! - No, that's bullshit.

#188
No, the only reason I was rated one star

#189
is 'cause I was brought down by you two morons.

#190
I... I was a five-star man before the Internet,

#191
and I'm damn sure a five-star man now.

#192
I just got to drop the deadweight so I can shine.

#193
God damn it.

#194
God damn it.

#195
He's out. I'm in. Let's swing.

#196
Oh, this poor jerk has no idea

#197
he's about to get played like a goddamn guitar.

#198
- Only one guy? - Yeah.

#199
I'm doing Sparkers now. Isn't that what you're doing?

#200
I thought you got rid of Mac and Charlie.

#201
Yeah, no, I did, but, uh,

#202
I still wanted three girls. I like having the options.

#203
I'll just make some shit up about where the other guys are.

#204
Can I get a drink, please?

#205
No, not now. Ask one of the other ones.

#206
- Yeah. - The dirty one or the gay one.

#207
Frank, why do we have to be in here?

#208
We should be out there, gettin' our swings in, dude.

#209
Because we're not ready. We need a game plan.

#210
We can't risk losing our two-star rating.

#211
That's a good point. Don't wanna lose any stars.

#212
- Okay. - A good date is all about conversation.

#213
If we could master some pleasant banter and then punctuate it

#214
with a joke, we'd be in good shape.

#215
- Sounds easy enough. - Yeah, we can do that.

#216
Okay, all right.

#217
What are some of the things we could talk about?

#218
Ah. Creatine shits.

#219
Creatine shits?

#220
Yeah. Creatine is a workout supplement. It shows that I care about my body.

#221
What's shitting it out got to do with anything?

#222
That demonstrates an inside knowledge of the product.

#223
It shows that I'm not just mentioning it, I actually use it.

#224
No. I think we should avoid talking about muscles,

#225
and men's bodies, and shits.

#226
I mean, it sends the wrong message.

#227
We should also avoid talking about the Waitress, Charlie.

#228
Why? It's a super romantic thing to talk about.

#229
It's a love story for the ages.

#230
Yeah, I think you should actually bring it up.

#231
Also, who's gonna say grace? We should figure that out now.

#232
Wait, wait, wait, okay. Listen.

#233
Maybe we should concentrate on stuff not to talk about.

#234
So what, you're like a chiropractor or some shit?

#235
A spinal surgeon, actually.

#236
Cool. Yeah, cool. Oh, what, this?

#237
Henry. Henry the dog. He's lost. Probably dead.

#238
Look, let's cut to the chase.

#239
I like you. I like you very much.

#240
This is gonna happen. Cheers.

#241
Whoa!

#242
- That's strong. - Mmm.

#243
- I'm not much of a drinker. - No? I'll get two more.

#244
Hey. Hi.

#245
- Hi. - Hi.

#246
- Hi. - So, um...

#247
Where are the other guys?

#248
Oh, yeah... Fair enough. Yeah, no, the other guys got tied up.

#249
They couldn't make it, but fortunately, I possess all of their good qualities.

#250
All right.

#251
You know what, ladies? These things can be a bit awkward, right?

#252
- What do you say we do some shots? - Yes, please.

#253
Yeah, let's do it.

#254
Oh! What is that?

#255
What are you doing? Are you, are you rating me?

#256
No. No, I'm just checking my phone.

#257
Oh. That's cool. Cool.

#258
If you were to rate me, what would you put?

#259
- I don't know. I... - Oh.

#260
Well, you can't not know, right? I mean, that'd be... That's stupid.

#261
It's simple. It's one out of five.

#262
If it were a one out of five thing, and it is, what would you give me?

#263
The obvious five-star rating, or would you be a liar?

#264
Can we stop talking about ratings?

#265
Yeah. Of course we can.

#266
That's stupid, why would we even... Yeah.

#267
Oh, I have a rescue dog outside.

#268
- Okay. - That was jarring.

#269
There was no context for that. Sorry, sorry.

#270
I'm just... Sorry, my rhythm's a little bit, is a little bit off.

#271
I'm thrown because... I kind of wanna just...

#272
Can we just get the rating thing out of the way? I feel like it's a thing now...

#273
What's going on here, dude? Were there really other guys?

#274
Of course there were other guys.

#275
I don't like the way you asked me that. Switch with her.

#276
Oh, my God, you know what?

#277
- I think we're gonna go. - Okay, fine.

#278
Then I don't want you to rate me. That's not what I want anymore.

#279
I was never gonna rate you in the first place. But now, I definitely am.

#280
- Oh. How many stars? - Oh, my God!

#281
God.

#282
Looks like the spider caught herself a fly.

#283
Uh, we can't talk about snakes or smells? What else is there?

#284
- Uh, can you put Jews in the "yes" column? - What?

#285
I feel like we got to get it out in the open.

#286
Would you leave the Jews out of it?

#287
No, because they have their "J" sites,

#288
'cause they don't wanna be with us as much as we don't wanna be with them.

#289
- I don't support any of that. - No, no, that... That...

#290
I'm sorry, I'm concerned that the person I'm gonna be dating

#291
killed the savior of the world. That's all! That's all...

#292
Put religion in the "no."

#293
- Let's switch gears and go to the joke. - Yeah.

#294
Oh, oh! I got a great one about a dago fisherman.

#295
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

#296
Ethnic jokes are really dicey. You can't do that.

#297
You got to keep it light.

#298
Like, uh, a cowboy and a teacher walk into a bar.

#299
Yeah, but that doesn't make sense, 'cause cowboys hate teachers.

#300
Cowboys are independent thinkers who like to learn for themselves.

#301
All right, look. I think we're gettin' bogged down here.

#302
Why don't we just go out and do a dry run with some broads

#303
and see how we do on our feet?

#304
Okay, but what about our stars? I mean...

#305
If things go wrong, I'll blow this whistle and call the date

#306
before they have a chance to get to know us.

#307
- Mmm. - Let's just keep it simple.

#308
Let's just start with our names.

#309
Hi, ladies. I'm Frack. Shit!

#310
Now I'm a half a star?

#311
Half a star? How does a five-star man get...

#312
Is it... You know what? It's these group dates.

#313
That's what's doing it. There's too many variables.

#314
The girls feel too safe. I got to get 'em in a one-on-one scenario.

#315
Sorry, I've got to get to work at the hospital.

#316
- The hospital. Do you? - Yeah.

#317
- I've never had a one-night stand before. - Hmm.

#318
I hope this isn't that.

#319
Oh, no! I'm gonna call you. Okay.

#320
Call you one star, bitch. Ha!

#321
Pass me that computer.

#322
What are you doing? One star? That guy was awesome.

#323
- Is he a doctor? - Yeah, he was a doctor and super hot.

#324
This feels good.

#325
Okay, you know what? You're a heartless pig.

#326
That's what's happening. You lead a man on, you have sex with him,

#327
and you just throw him in the trash?

#328
You've been doing that to women for years.

#329
Yes, but I don't rate them online for everyone to see.

#330
Don't all your sex tapes have star ratings?

#331
Yeah, but that's different. That doesn't go on the Internet.

#332
That's just for me.

#333
- And Mac. And Charlie. - Okay. You know what?

#334
It doesn't matter. It's my turn. This is my time. It's Dee's time.

#335
I even have my own system. The Dee system.

#336
Do them. Establish low rating. Increase power.

#337
Increase is spelled with an "I."

#338
Okay, well, then, uh...

#339
- Infuriate them when they find out... - Another "I."

#340
Empower. It doesn't... The word doesn't matter.

#341
It's the system, ah...

#342
- I don't care about you. - You know what? This is the problem.

#343
You can't even spell, much less come up with a decent system,

#344
and now your slapdash opinions

#345
are gonna be thrown across the Internet for everyone to see.

#346
These ratings, they follow a man around. They're gonna ruin this man's reputation.

#347
Well, sucks to be him.

#348
But the thing about a rating is you don't know the quality

#349
of the person who's giving the rating, right?

#350
For instance, some dum-dum goes into a Morton's Steakhouse.

#351
She orders a steak well-done

#352
and then complains when the damn thing comes out and it's too dry.

#353
Well, it's like, "Hey, dum-dum, you ordered the damn thing well-done.

#354
"That's why it's dry, you stupid idiot."

#355
Not bad. A little stiff.

#356
Got tripped up on the conversation portion, but we're improving.

#357
- Mmm-hmm. - Hey.

#358
- Oh, hey. How'd your date go? - Not great. She ditched me.

#359
Yeah, this rating thing. It's messing with my head. It's throwing my game off.

#360
I think I need to target some more undesirable women.

#361
Pick up some easy stars.

#362
- I think that'll get me out of this funk. - Yeah.

#363
We made it past introductions.

#364
- Oh, yeah? - Yeah, and...

#365
Wow, check out Dee, man. She's killing it!

#366
- She's got it down! - Forget her.

#367
- Let's get back on the horse. - All right.

#368
Come on.

#369
- So you guys own this bar? - Officially, yes.

#370
Unofficially, we're so much more.

#371
I like to think of us as mercenaries, a strike force, actually.

#372
Frank's management.

#373
I'm security. Charlie bashes rats.

#374
I don't really bash them so much as I start to drown them these days

#375
so I don't have to listen to the screams.

#376
He's a five-star dog 'cause I wouldn't rescue

#377
a four-star or a three-star dog, certainly not a half-star dog.

#378
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream

#379
Bung, bung, bung, bung

#380
Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung, bung, bung

#381
Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung

#382
Bung, bung, bung, bung

#383
Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung, bung, bung...

#384
Oh!

#385
Oh, I like cats, too. I have 80 of them that live in my alleyway.

#386
Too many cats. Sounds strange.

#387
I have eight cats that sleep in my sink.

#388
Still too many.

#389
I don't have any cats, but I sure do enjoy them.

#390
I mean, half a star?

#391
It doesn't change the five-star man, who he is.

#392
I'm a five-star man! I'm a five-star man!

#393
Bung, bung, bung, bung

#394
Bung, bung, bung, bung, bung

#395
- Mr. Sandman - Yes?

#396
I'm a five-star man!

#397
With a come hither gleam

#398
One. One. One.

#399
One. One. One.

#400
Please, Mr. Sandman

#401
One. One. One. One.

#402
I'm a five-star man!

#403
- Hello, Dennis. - Hi. Hi.

#404
Thank you so much for coming, uh... Please, sit.

#405
So what do you want?

#406
Frankly, I've hit a bit of a rough patch,

#407
and it's made me realize that I have not been the best to women.

#408
You included. I've manipulated. I've judged.

#409
I've ignored your feelings for pursuits of the flesh.

#410
But now I know what it feels like to be completely unwanted, like you.

#411
And it doesn't feel good.

#412
Oh, that's really big of you to say.

#413
This is for you.

#414
- My God, are you proposing? - No. No, no.

#415
No. I'm not proposing.

#416
I would never, uh...

#417
No, this is, um... It's a promise ring.

#418
- Oh. - So, from now on, Waitress,

#419
I promise to be nice and true.

#420
I have a name.

#421
- Do you want the ring or not? - I do, yes. Thank you.

#422
Wow! Thank you.

#423
And in return, of course,

#424
I would ask that you promise something to me.

#425
- To be your girlfriend. - No!

#426
No. Stop, okay?

#427
Don't do that.

#428
I just need you to give me a good rating on an Internet website.

#429
Oh, okay. Yeah, sure.

#430
- Yeah? - Yeah.

#431
That would mean so much to me. It really would.

#432
- Okay. I, um... - Thank you.

#433
I don't have online, though.

#434
What does that... You "don't have online"?

#435
- No. - What the hell does that... Just...

#436
You can just go on your phone and do it on your phone.

#437
My phone is... It's so old!

#438
Oh, my God! That phone is preposterous! How long have you had that?

#439
- Nine... Ninety... - Ninety?

#440
How do you get on the Internet?

#441
I don't. I mean, I don't do, like, the e-mails...

#442
"The e-mails"? It's e-mail. It's just e-mail.

#443
Who doesn't have the Internet in this day and age?

#444
What am I doing?

#445
Why am I lowering myself to this? I don't need your approval. Goddamn.

#446
I don't need anyone's approval. This is stupid.

#447
What are you doing, huh? You rating me right now?

#448
Well, guess what? Go ahead, rate me. 'Cause I'll rate you, huh?

#449
Go ahead, rate me! I don't give a shit!

#450
Rate... I'll rate you! Zero, zero, zero rate!

#451
- Sir, you need to leave, okay? - Rate!

#452
- You need to leave, okay? - Zero, zero!

#453
I will rate every single woman in this restaurant!

#454
- So he had the mule... - But he forgot the water.

#455
Then the guy looks up and he says, "Wait a second. Where am I? In Ohio?"

#456
You guys are so funny.

#457
- Oh, thanks, thanks. - Yeah.

#458
Can you give us a second?

#459
Holy shit, dude. We've never gotten this far!

#460
These girls are ready to bang.

#461
What do we say? What do we do?

#462
We're gonna have to go off-script.

#463
No, no, Frank, blow the whistle! Call it, call it.

#464
- We gotta bail. - What, are you kidding me?

#465
Are you crazy? We've come too far to call it!

#466
Uh, my stomach's killing me. Should we talk about that?

#467
- No, no. - I got the shits.

#468
No. Not good! Try another joke, quick!

#469
Another joke? I got it.

#470
Ladies, got another one for you.

#471
- There's this dago fisherman... - Oh, shit!

#472
What? No.

#473
No, no, Charlie. Charlie, we got it...

#474
Oh, shit! There goes my cock ring!

#475
His cock ring fell!

#476
Yeah, I got the power, girls. Yeah, you think you can rate me? Bullshit!

#477
Rate, zero! Zero! Zero rating!

#478
Zero rating! Ha-ha!

#479
Yeah, I got the power! How does it feel, ladies?

#480
I don't give a shit. Yeah!

#481
Get the hell out of here! You know what?

#482
I want every single lady in here out of here!

#483
Where... Where are all the ladies?

#484
Oh, you know, the crowd's kinda been thinning out.

#485
I think it's because we haven't really been tending bar.

#486
Well, there's still a bunch of dudes here.

#487
Yeah, there's a bunch of dudes here, 'cause I'm crushing it.

#488
They're all here to get Dee'd. The most empowered woman in Philly.

#489
They all do seem to be into her.

#490
- Hey, Dee. - Mmm.

#491
You again? Listen. I'm not gonna change your rating.

#492
Just be grateful for the time we had together and beat it.

#493
Actually, I was hoping to hang out again.

#494
Yeah? I bet you do. It's 'cause I gave you one star. I played you.

#495
I don't need stars. I was just hoping to get laid again.

#496
- What? - Hey, Dee.

#497
Any chance I could get Dee'd again?

#498
No, you're upset. Aren't you upset?

#499
You're upset about the zero rating I gave you.

#500
No. You could rate me lower if you like.

#501
Hey, are you the whore who bangs everybody?

#502
No, I'm not the whore. I...

#503
I'm the empowered woman who gives poor ratings to men.

#504
Yeah, sure. Can I get a rating?

#505
No! Why would you want that from me?

#506
What's going on? Get out of here! All three of you! Get out!

#507
Okay, yeah, guys, go ahead. Go, go, go, go, go.

#508
I understand, okay? I think I know what's happening here.

#509
Guys?

#510
We've lost sight of what's truly important.

#511
You can't derive your self-worth from the opinions of others.

#512
No! No, you get your self-worth from when you convince yourself

#513
that you're tough and that you're straight.

#514
I am tough.

#515
Sure, yes, absolutely.

#516
Or that you have got a shot with a woman who we've all banged, but who hates you.

#517
Right. You're saying that I'm getting closer. Nice. I got a shot.

#518
Yeah, you're getting close, buddy. You'll get there.

#519
- Or you... - Hmm?

#520
...that your penis could ever possibly remain erect

#521
for more than a couple of seconds, even with a cock ring on.

#522
- Hmm. - Or that you are a powerful woman,

#523
instead of a dirty, dirty whore, who bangs toad people.

#524
Yeah, guys, guys, guys.

#525
Your true power comes not from outside sources,

#526
but from the delusional stories that you all convince yourselves of.

#527
And no one, no one can take that away from you.

#528
Wow.

#529
- And what about you? - Me? What about me?

#530
I'm good, man. I've been doing great.

#531
Yeah, this whole thing's been great for me.

#532
Well, that's good, because you're down to zero stars.

#533
- Oh, is he? - Yeah, down to zero.

#534
I don't give a shit about that, you know? The star rating thing is not...

#535
- Can I see that for a second? - Yeah.

#536
Let me see that, yeah. Oh.

#537
- Yeah, you know... - Whoa!

#538
God damn it! God damn it! You son of a bitch!

#539
My darling, I

#540
Can't get enough of your love, babe

#541
Girl, I don't know I don't know why

#542
I can't get enough of your love, babe

#543
Oh, some things I can't get used to

#544
No matter how I try

#545
It's like the more you give, the more I want

#546
And baby, that's no lie

#547
Oh, no, babe

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