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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 10, Episode 4 — Charlie Work

#1
Frank, pick up! Pick up,

#2
pick up, pick up, pick up!

#3
- Hello! - I got a Code Red.

#4
I just got tipped off

#5
that the health inspector's coming today!

#6
The guy's gonna be here in, like, 15 minutes.

#7
They're pulling a fast one on us!

#8
I got the place looking pretty good

#9
'cause I was anticipating something like this, but do me a favor.

#10
Make sure no one is in the bar today, okay?

#11
I can't have those guys in here making a mess, you got it?

#12
Oh, shit.

#13
What the hell is this?

#14
Why are there chickens everywhere?

#15
No time to explain it to you, you wouldn't get it anyway.

#16
- What are you painting? - It's a new sign.

#17
Okay? Look. "Carmine's: A Place for Steaks."

#18
What? No, I can't have you put that sign up.

#19
The health inspector's coming, like, any minute!

#20
- So what? - So what? So we're not Carmine's.

#21
Look, I can't have them see the sign.

#22
Who gives a shit? We always get a passing grade.

#23
Yeah, because I bust my ass to make sure that happens, okay?

#24
And we don't pretend that we're a restaurant!

#25
This is crazy! No sign!

#26
No, we're using the sign, because the sign's a big part of the plan.

#27
What is the plan? What is happening?

#28
Charlie, we found a loophole in the system.

#29
It's a closing loophole involving airline miles and points.

#30
You're doing a chicken and airline miles scam today?

#31
It is a great plan, okay?

#32
We do not have a ton of time to explain it to you, we're busy...

#33
- Fine, whatever, I get it. - No, you don't.

#34
It's a good plan, Charlie.

#35
Frank, Jesus Christ, man, where are your shoes?

#36
- I lost 'em in the bathroom. - All right, goddamn it.

#37
I gotta think here. Okay, here's what we're gonna do.

#38
We gotta get all these chickens and coops

#39
and feathers and everything in the back office.

#40
- Now! Go! - Why the hell would we do that?

#41
I assume you don't want a health inspector

#42
seeing anything about a chicken "scam" you're trying to pull off.

#43
- That's a good point. - Fine.

#44
But don't pretend like you understand the plan, 'cause that's gonna piss me off.

#45
Dee, get the joke stool in the basement, all right? Can't have it out.

#46
What? No way. It's hilarious.

#47
It's not hilarious, it's just a stool with a nail sticking out of it.

#48
Yeah, and when it pokes their butts, they scream,

#49
'cause they just got a nail right in the butt.

#50
You don't understand comedy.

#51
You don't understand comedy. That's not a joke, it's a lawsuit.

#52
- Just put it in the basement. - Fine.

#53
- Can't have the guy sitting on that... - Okay! Relax!

#54
Okay, Frank, let's go.

#55
Bathroom! Come on! I gotta find your shoes!

#56
- All right. - Let's go.

#57
And then help with the chickens if you can, please.

#58
Move, move, move, move. How could you have lost your shoes in...

#59
Oh, my God. No!

#60
No, no, no! What's wrong with the toilet?

#61
- Looks clogged. - What the hell?

#62
I just had these all in, like, perfect working condition.

#63
- Must be my shoes. - Your shoes? What are you talking about?

#64
When I said I lost my shoes, I didn't mean I didn't know where they were.

#65
It's just that they were gone.

#66
You flushed your shoes? Why would you do that?

#67
It's an anxiety thing, Charlie.

#68
Everybody's moving so fast all of a sudden, it freaks me out.

#69
Flushing things gives me control. It's a thing.

#70
- That's not a thing. - It's a thing.

#71
That's not a thing. I've never heard of that thing.

#72
Okay, I gotta dig 'em out.

#73
- Want me to get a snake tool? - No, I'm just gonna...

#74
Go help with the chickens.

#75
Help with the chickens.

#76
Get 'em in the back office, do whatever you can!

#77
Charlie, I need you for something.

#78
Goddamn, this thing's broken.

#79
Look, can you give me that fix bag right there?

#80
Uh, yeah, yeah, sure. Hey, listen, um, we've got a huge problem out there, dude.

#81
- Oh. - When Dennis said,

#82
"We've got a really good idea with this plan,"

#83
that wasn't entirely accurate, 'cause it was actually my idea

#84
and I think the usage of the word "we" is really confusing,

#85
'cause how can a whole group of people have the same idea at the same time?

#86
What, do they just say it all at once? It's ludicrous.

#87
I don't understand why you're angling for credit right now.

#88
We'll go through the normal arbitration process

#89
at the end of this.

#90
I've been screwed at the last three arbitration processes,

#91
and I just want you to be on my side, you know?

#92
I really need you.

#93
Whatever, dude. I don't care.

#94
What happened to the glory hole cover?

#95
I took it off. I thought you put it on there by accident.

#96
No, I put it up there because I don't want the health inspector

#97
seeing that we have a place for a person to get their dick sucked by a stranger.

#98
You are taking this whole inspection thing way too seriously, okay?

#99
Back to the credit issue,

#100
you just don't know what it's like to be overlooked.

#101
That's exactly what's happening to me right now.

#102
Okay. You know what? Maybe I'll just casually bring it up to him

#103
and then he won't even know what we're talking about.

#104
Ha! I got a fix! I got a fix right here.

#105
We'll put this up and, boom, pretty good.

#106
What was that? Why did the lights go out?

#107
Uh, that could be the vacuum sealer.

#108
That thing probably pulls a lot of power.

#109
- Vacuum sealer? What the hell? - Yeah.

#110
All right, where's this packaging machine thing?

#111
- Keg room. - Keg room?

#112
Good, they're back on. Frank, don't go away!

#113
Keep moving chickens,

#114
but I need you to take the "Talk American" sign down.

#115
You sure? Maybe he's a racist, too.

#116
The health inspector's not a racist. Take it down, please.

#117
And shoes, shoes, please? Find some shoes?

#118
- I got this. - Oh, shit! This thing's tits!

#119
No, no, no, you can't use this machine. It blew the surge protector.

#120
We can't do the plan without the packaging machine.

#121
How else are we supposed to vacuum-seal the steaks?

#122
Steaks? This is a chicken and air mile and steak scam, now?

#123
Yeah.

#124
Okay, fine. I can work with it.

#125
Just do me a favor, start packaging lemons and limes

#126
and things, make it seem like we package shit at the bar.

#127
Dee, I need you in the basement, I need your reach.

#128
- Me? - Yeah, come on. Okay.

#129
Hey, Dennis.

#130
Could I talk to you for a second?

#131
Do me a favor. I got a battery here.

#132
Reach up in the carbon monoxide detector, just pop it in real quick?

#133
Yeah, you got it. Hey, while we're down here,

#134
I just wanted to talk to you about ideas...

#135
...and how funny it is that they can come

#136
from all kinds of different places.

#137
Somebody could say something

#138
really funny and spark an idea...

#139
Dee, zip up the mouth...

#140
No, I know, but before the arbitration...

#141
Dee, shut up, shut up, shut up!

#142
That's, uh, G-sharp. Okay, I got it, I got it. Yeah, yeah.

#143
Is it broken? It won't shut the hell up.

#144
No, it's doing exactly what it's supposed to do and that's the problem.

#145
There's a ton of carbon monoxide here. I don't want it doing that.

#146
What? Why?

#147
Actually, what I do is I block the vents to the furnace

#148
filling the basement with dangerous gases.

#149
Drives the rodents away. I always do it leading up to an inspection.

#150
- Is that safe? - No, no.

#151
It's incredibly unsafe.

#152
We can't be down here too long, so get the battery and we gotta roll.

#153
- Oh, my God. - Yeah, get it out.

#154
And then just make it look like...

#155
Goddamn you, Charlie. Goddamn it.

#156
All right, go, go. You getting light-headed?

#157
Yes!

#158
Why'd I hear a squeal?

#159
Oh, no, why are you bleeding?

#160
Dennis scratched me.

#161
Mac was doing that thing where he tries to casually bring something up to me,

#162
like I don't notice. Come to me like a man!

#163
Talk about being tough all the time,

#164
- can't even look me in the eyes. - Okay.

#165
How's this for shoes?

#166
Aw, Frank, come on!

#167
You're gonna get black paint everywhere!

#168
I changed my mind about the stool.

#169
No, no stool. Stool's out. No way!

#170
It's just that it was my idea.

#171
It's like the jean shorts, where...

#172
Look at me when you're talking to me!

#173
Oh, shit. The steaks are here.

#174
Nice.

#175
Whoa. That's a big truck.

#176
Shit. No, no, no, no, no. I can't have this truck out here!

#177
Hey, uh, is this Carmine's Steak House?

#178
You're looking at the sign, pal.

#179
Oh. Hey, you guys mind if I get a quick bite here before we begin?

#180
You want to eat here?

#181
Uh, yeah, you know, it's a long drive back to Ohio

#182
and I figured I was gonna be here a while,

#183
unloading all these steaks.

#184
Well, you won't be here that long, right?

#185
I mean, it's only 400 steaks.

#186
Four hundred? You ordered 4,000.

#187
Excuse me, I gotta use the toilet.

#188
- Oh, shit. - Oh, gosh, you know what?

#189
- The thing is, our kitchen's not open... - Okay, you know what? Yeah.

#190
Go ahead, uh, leave the keys in,

#191
maybe pop the back, we'll help you get started.

#192
- I'm gonna fire up the grill and all set. - Okay.

#193
We got you covered.

#194
Son of a bitch. Did you flush your shirt?

#195
Okay, uh, I don't want to interrupt here, Charlie,

#196
but we got a major problem on our hands.

#197
A, we are not a restaurant that serves food,

#198
and, B, how are we gonna package 4,000 steaks?

#199
We can handle it.

#200
Dee, we should've never done your stupid plan!

#201
My plan? This was Frank's idea.

#202
Wasn't my idea. Dennis was all over it.

#203
Me? This was Mac's stupid plan.

#204
- Then why'd you scratch me? - 'Cause I was irritated with you.

#205
We can handle all of this.

#206
With all due respect,

#207
you don't even know what the goddamn plan is.

#208
With all due respect to you, I think I understand it fully.

#209
You guys used Frank's credit card, you bought a bunch of airline miles.

#210
You used those airline miles to purchase 400 steaks.

#211
Knowing that this delivery company

#212
delivered all variety of animal products,

#213
your plan was to contaminate the steaks

#214
with chicken feathers, by rubbing live chickens all over them.

#215
Then you were gonna repackage the steaks, at which point,

#216
you were gonna return the contaminated steaks for actual cash,

#217
taking advantage of a loophole

#218
in the current airline miles system, correct?

#219
- Very good, Charlie. - That is it, that is it.

#220
That was the plan, but I mean,

#221
- we basically already explained it to you. - Right.

#222
But what you didn't plan for was a hungry delivery guy

#223
who'd driven here all the way from Ohio.

#224
Or that Dee's oversized fingers could've accidentally pressed

#225
"zero" again when she ordered the steaks online.

#226
I'm assuming you did the typing, Dee?

#227
- Goddamn it. - Dee, you bitch.

#228
But none of this matters to me, okay?

#229
'Cause today is inspection day.

#230
A day that I pride myself on, a day that I've never failed on,

#231
and I don't plan to begin failing now,

#232
so listen to me and listen close, like you've never done before.

#233
We are going to pull this thing off, so help me God.

#234
Oh, son of a bitch.

#235
Okay, here we go. Here's the plan.

#236
Dee, Frank, come with me. I want you guys to set up

#237
a table and chair in the alleyway, all right?

#238
This guy's gonna be dining in our patio area.

#239
Dee, take his order, make him think it's a real restaurant.

#240
Frank, as soon as you're done, haul ass down the alleyway,

#241
move the guy's truck.

#242
All right, I need you guys to take down the Carmine sign.

#243
I can't have it up when the inspector gets here, all right?

#244
- And get me a steak off the truck, okay? - Gladly.

#245
All right, I'm gonna show this guy to his table. Here we go.

#246
Oh, hey, right on time!

#247
Here's my guy. You know what? Don't even bother unloading,

#248
'cause I'm gonna have my guys handle it, okay?

#249
- You sure? - For sure.

#250
- The keys are in the truck, right? - Yeah, they're...

#251
All right, come on in. Let's go have a bite to eat.

#252
I know you're a hungry guy.

#253
Oh, it's a nice spot.

#254
Yeah, it is.

#255
We can't complain.

#256
See all these booths here? They're nice.

#257
And we got a patio area.

#258
I think you're gonna enjoy sitting there.

#259
You know what? A booth is fine.

#260
Oh, no, look, we got these old stools and old booths,

#261
but the patio area is something special.

#262
You're a top-shelf customer, right?

#263
You want to be having the top-shelf experience. And here we go.

#264
Welcome! Please, make yourself comfortable.

#265
Yeah, have a seat and, uh, enjoy the patio.

#266
Uh, this is an alley. I think I'd rather just sit inside.

#267
Spends all day in a truck and he wants to eat indoors!

#268
Hey, the man needs fresh air!

#269
- Dee, take his order. - Yes, what can I get you?

#270
Okay, here we go. Okay, here we go.

#271
Okay. Here we go.

#272
Mac! Steaks! Steaks!

#273
All right, back on this!

#274
I need you to be the face in the bar.

#275
I accept that responsibility.

#276
Frank, go, go! Okay, here's my guy, right on time.

#277
Come on, now, buddy, here we go.

#278
Wait, wait, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, who's this?

#279
No, no, ma'am, ma'am, I'm sorry, you can't park here.

#280
- Are you the owner? - Yeah, Charlie Kelly. Who's asking?

#281
I'm, uh, Sandy Lawler. I'm with the City Board of Health.

#282
I'll be conducting an impromptu inspection of your bar.

#283
Okay, what happened to Alan?

#284
Alan was let go on account of his leniency.

#285
- Shall we begin? - Okay. Uh, sure.

#286
All right, let's get going. Right in here.

#287
This is our, uh, bartender over here.

#288
All right, all right. All right.

#289
He's a bit of a character. Where would you like to begin?

#290
Let's begin with the bathrooms.

#291
Okay, that's fine.

#292
Come on in this way.

#293
I assume all the toilets are in working order.

#294
Oh, absolutely.

#295
I wouldn't bother checking.

#296
I think I will.

#297
You're standing awfully close to me.

#298
Sorry about that. Yeah.

#299
Do I smell cheese?

#300
I'm gonna leave you to it. You do your thing, okay?

#301
Dennis, heads up.

#302
- What are these? - Car keys. Picked her pocket.

#303
Move her car so Frank can pull the truck up.

#304
Dee, hold up. Put this on the furnace. Cook it up good.

#305
- Oh, no, he wants a turkey burger. - What? Why?

#306
- I don't know. I offered it to him. - Why would you do that?

#307
You said pretend we're a restaurant,

#308
he looked like a turkey burger guy.

#309
A turkey burger kind of guy?

#310
Oh, my God, Dee, just put it on the furnace, okay, cook it up.

#311
Tell him you got the order wrong, just tell him you got the thing wrong.

#312
What a stupid bitch. What a stupid bitch she is.

#313
Okay.

#314
Dude, what's the plan with the chickens?

#315
Okay, everything's going in the vent, all right?

#316
Chickens, cages, they're all going in the vent.

#317
First, count to 30, and start moaning into it.

#318
- Why? - Dude, just do it.

#319
Don't ask questions, just moan in the vent,

#320
after a few moans say, "I'm sorry."

#321
- You got it? - Sure, yeah.

#322
- Twenty-nine, 28, 27... Okay? - 26, 25...

#323
Twenty-four, 23, 22, 21, 20...

#324
Nineteen, 18, 17,

#325
sixteen, 15, 14, 13,

#326
twelve, 11, ten, nine...

#327
And how are we looking in here?

#328
It's acceptable so far.

#329
Okay.

#330
- You hear that? - I guess somebody's in there.

#331
It sounds like there's somebody in there. Let's take a peek.

#332
Buddy, how about a courtesy cough or something next time?

#333
- I'm sorry. - Don't be sorry, you know?

#334
Just, uh, give us all a heads-up you're in here,

#335
save us all the embarrassment.

#336
Some people, they got, like, no sort of social boundaries

#337
or anything like that.

#338
It's really kind of an awkward thing. Did you meet our bartender?

#339
Hey! All right, all right, all right.

#340
That's right, I think I introduced you to him.

#341
- Want to check out the women's bathroom? - Yeah.

#342
Women's bathroom, I assure you, is spotless.

#343
Well, we'll see.

#344
No, we actually hardly ever have women in here, so...

#345
But we're not being graded on that. All right, in you go, in you go.

#346
Go ahead and take a... Move your bowels if you have to.

#347
Back office, okay?

#348
Chickens, vents, everything's going in the vents, so get in the back. Go, go!

#349
The furnace cooked it way too fast, it's charred to shit.

#350
- It doesn't matter. - It doesn't matter?

#351
I'm gonna give him the wrong order and hand him a burned-up steak?

#352
- He's gonna be pissed. - Dee, this guy's not grading our bar,

#353
I don't care if he has the worst dining experience of his life.

#354
Go give him the burned steak. Okay, how's this...

#355
How am I gonna get all these steaks off the truck?

#356
You don't have to get 'em all, okay?

#357
We'll contaminate a couple, then we're gonna put

#358
- the chickens onto the truck. - Why?

#359
We're gonna contaminate the truck,

#360
we're gonna contaminate the whole truck, all right?

#361
That goes to the keg room, and for the love of God, find a shirt!

#362
Find a shirt, Frank! All right, okay, okay.

#363
Ah, okay.

#364
Come on, come on, come on.

#365
- Okay. Nice. - Done.

#366
Well done! Okay! Up top! All right, okay,

#367
here's the plan, got to go to the third stall vents in the bathroom.

#368
Chickens are coming out there. Everything goes to the keg room, right?

#369
Start rubbing chickens on steaks, seal them up good.

#370
And then put everything on the truck, chickens,

#371
- steaks, everything on the truck! - Got it, got it, got it.

#372
We're contaminating the truck, guys, let's go!

#373
What is this? What are you doing?

#374
- I'm painting a shirt! - No! All right,

#375
just, uh, get out of sight! Or go to the keg room, hide out.

#376
I'm gonna send Dee to you in a minute, all right?

#377
In fact, just keep painting, that's fine, but go in the keg room.

#378
Oh, my God, what an idiot.

#379
Hi. Oh, hi, hello.

#380
I'm sorry, is there a problem out here?

#381
He's making a big stink about the steak.

#382
The steak is burned to shit. It's not even what I ordered.

#383
Would you look at that? Aw, man, I'll tell you what.

#384
I'm gonna give you a beer on the house, come on inside.

#385
- Oh, how nice! - No, I'll just take it here.

#386
No, actually we don't have our outdoor liquor license,

#387
so I got to have you drink it inside. In you go!

#388
This is the worst restaurant I've ever been to.

#389
Terribly sorry, sir, terribly sorry.

#390
- That's not good! - What are you talking about?

#391
It's great! Thinks we're a real restaurant.

#392
Okay, Dee, table, chairs, everything's going in the Dumpster, all right?

#393
And then please push it, like, another couple inches from the door,

#394
- it doesn't look like six feet to me. - What? Of course it does.

#395
No. It looks like five and a half.

#396
You think she's gonna notice six inches?

#397
You move the goddamn dumpster, you bitch, okay?

#398
Then haul ass down the alleyway.

#399
Okay. Hi!

#400
Hi! How'd it go in there?

#401
Uh, fine, I suppose.

#402
Everything checks out.

#403
- Hello. - Hello.

#404
Lots of customers.

#405
We're a bustling business, so why don't you head on out to the alleyway

#406
and see if there's anything there that needs inspecting.

#407
- And, ooh, sir, whoa, whoa! Sorry. - No, no, no!

#408
I'm gonna need you to drink that in our VIP lounge area.

#409
- I just want to drink it here. - Oh, come on!

#410
A very important customer like yourself

#411
sitting on a bar with the regulars?

#412
I think you're gonna enjoy the exclusivity of the lounge area,

#413
- so just enjoy that. - It's not a lounge area...

#414
Hey, all right, all right, all right!

#415
- Why are you doing that to me? - I don't know.

#416
Okay, I don't need you to do that to me, all right?

#417
Just go, go, yeah, you gotta finish the job!

#418
How'd it go with the dumpster? You move it?

#419
- Huh? Yes. - Okay, here's the plan.

#420
Give this to Frank. Tell him G-sharp.

#421
- Then you paint him head to toe in black. - Why would I do any of that?

#422
Dee, just do it, okay? Just do it, you goddamn bitch.

#423
You bitch! Stop questioning everything!

#424
Oh, that goddamn bitch. Oh, that goddamn bitch!

#425
Oh, my God, she's gonna ruin it all.

#426
And how are we out here?

#427
- Everything will be in the report. - Yeah, sure.

#428
Mind if I head behind the bar?

#429
No! Sure! That's not an issue.

#430
Yeah, come check out the bar.

#431
You know, the bar is sort of the lifeblood of a bar.

#432
I said bar, bar twice! And, oh, you know what?

#433
There's drainage pipes down there that I don't want you to check.

#434
"Drainage pipes?" I'm sorry, Mr. Kelly.

#435
- I have to check it out. - If you gotta do it, you gotta do it.

#436
Now... You know, but...

#437
I mean, I know that they're a little wet, they get damp and...

#438
Actually, they look pretty good.

#439
Oh, all right, that's great.

#440
Uh, so one last thing.

#441
I suppose I want to show the blender here, for our mixing up frozen drinks or...

#442
I don't need to see that.

#443
Turn it up higher?

#444
- I don't really need to... - No, that's not a good idea,

#445
but here we go... See?

#446
Yeah, we blew the power.

#447
It's not really environmentally safe to turn it up that high,

#448
that's why never really do it. I should dock you for that one.

#449
I'm not gonna.

#450
That's a joke. I'd love to show you our packaging machine

#451
I keep in the keg room. Here, come take a peek here.

#452
Look at all this. Look at all of this!

#453
Oh, my! This is...

#454
A bit excessive? Yes, I know, but I'm a little anal

#455
when it comes to securing the perishables.

#456
You know, I just don't want anything to get rotten,

#457
and that's about as good as it gets.

#458
You're not the only one with standards around here.

#459
So come on down to the basement and you can check this out.

#460
So, watch your step on the stairs here.

#461
Wouldn't want you to trip on any old paint cans or anything,

#462
but hopefully everything here, has been properly painted

#463
and put where it's supposed to be.

#464
- You know what I'm saying? - No, I don't.

#465
- Where's the carbon monoxide detector? - Carbon monoxide detector!

#466
So you reach up there

#467
and you give that a poke and everything should...

#468
Great and... Oh!

#469
- Twice, okay. - Excellent.

#470
That was excellent.

#471
Uh, I'm feeling a little light-headed.

#472
Could it be the stairs?

#473
Or, you know, maybe you're just dizzy by the cleanliness.

#474
- So let's get you out of here. - What?

#475
No sense in lingering around. You checked the carbon monoxide

#476
and that's all you got to do there, okay, let's see.

#477
I think we covered everything.

#478
I mean, uh, doorknob? That works.

#479
Showed you all the packaged produce.

#480
Hey, did you meet our bartender?

#481
- All right, all right. - We're not paying for contaminated steaks!

#482
Your entire truck is filled with chickens!

#483
You want me to return 4,000 steaks? This restaurant is insane.

#484
"Restaurant?"

#485
If you count a bowl of peanuts.

#486
We get the drunks in here, they get all ornery and confused.

#487
What are you gonna do? It comes with the territory.

#488
Well, I'd love to spend a little bit more time in here...

#489
That's about it.

#490
- That's it? - Yeah.

#491
- Oh... - Hey!

#492
Yes? Are you talking to me?

#493
Yeah.

#494
What is it?

#495
All right, all right, all right.

#496
Yes. Okay.

#497
You know, all right, all right, all right.

#498
Kind of says it all. So, here we go.

#499
Last thing, Sandy.

#500
Is this concrete regulation?

#501
I know there's some cracks and...

#502
It looks fine. But I'll tell you what's not fine, Mr. Kelly,

#503
and that's the dumpster.

#504
The regulation is exactly six feet,

#505
and you were at five and a half.

#506
Oh, that goddamn bitch.

#507
I know Alan would let this slide, but I'm not Alan.

#508
I'll have to dock you for that.

#509
Okay, I understand, and I assure you that those responsible,

#510
- they'll be dealt with. - However, you do have

#511
an amazingly clean bar, and therefore I'm giving Paddy's Pub

#512
the highest possible grade.

#513
- You are? - Congrats.

#514
Oh, my... You got me with the whole dumpster thing!

#515
Oh, man, that's really, really exciting stuff!

#516
Oh, well... It's just really fantastic.

#517
That was nice. Have a wonderful day.

#518
Okay.

#519
Okay.

#520
Guys, we got the highest grade!

#521
I didn't think we were gonna do it

#522
'cause of the dumpster, but, man, she got us the highest grade!

#523
- The highest grade of... - The health inspection!

#524
We passed the health inspection!

#525
Boo!

#526
We don't give a shit about that.

#527
Yeah, we were excited about the airline miles thing.

#528
That's cool, but the health inspection was the whole thing, man!

#529
I pulled it off! It was like, "Here goes there!"

#530
- I did the whole thing. - Uh, Charlie, come on.

#531
We always pass, okay?

#532
We never have a hard time passing.

#533
Nobody gives a shit. You didn't do anything that special.

#534
That's how you make a joke stool right there! That's...

#535
- Ow, Charlie! - Did you do that?

#536
You know what? I think I did.

#537
You did? That's so funny!

#538
- Are you kidding me? - I thought I saw you!

#539
Are you kidding? Unbelievable.

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