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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 10, Episode 9 — Frank Retires

#1
We think it's a sinkhole! It's awesome!

#2
It's really not that awesome.

#3
It's blowing my mind!

#4
How is a hole in the ground blowing your mind?

#5
Look, I was a little bit skeptical at first, too,

#6
but we've been playing with this thing for three hours now, and it's fantastic.

#7
I'm sorry, can I ask how do you play with a goddamn hole?

#8
- We started throwing things down it. - Yeah.

#9
Then we never heard it land. It'd just kind of rattle around down there.

#10
We got a flashlight to see if we can see the bottom.

#11
- We couldn't. - Couldn't.

#12
Then I threw it down there,

#13
- you know, to prove a point. - Mmm-hmm.

#14
What was the point?

#15
It was something to do with how metal travels faster than light or...

#16
No, it was that light is either on or off.

#17
There's no speed to light.

#18
It was an anti-science thing.

#19
This hole, it's very exciting, Dennis.

#20
I mean, it represents infinite possibilities. It's endless.

#21
What if there's, like, a mutant living down there?

#22
We can get him up and he can live in the bar with us.

#23
We've already got one mutant hanging out with us in the bar all the time.

#24
Hey, Frank, did you hear what I said?

#25
I turned a frustrating conversation into a joke on you.

#26
- The, uh... - Huh?

#27
- ...thing. - Oh, yeah.

#28
Frank, what do you think about this hole? Pretty cool, huh?

#29
You want to do something with it?

#30
No. I don't.

#31
In fact, something just dawned on me.

#32
I need to quit.

#33
What? What are, what are you talking about?

#34
I don't care anything about this hole.

#35
I'm passionless.

#36
What are you saying, Frank?

#37
I hereby officially retire from Paddy's Pub.

#38
All right, now, with Frank retiring,

#39
I know we're all a little bit concerned about how that affects everyone's shares.

#40
Frank owned 51% of Paddy's Pub and we own 46%.

#41
Well, we did, not, not Dee.

#42
She, she doesn't own shit.

#43
- Yeah, I know. Goddamn it. - Yeah, yeah.

#44
And, Charlie, you actually gave up most of your shares

#45
for various sandwiches and snacks and sundries and things.

#46
What the hell is a Franquito?

#47
It says, "Franquito owns 3% of Paddy's Pub?"

#48
Oh, yeah, I don't know. That's probably one of Frank's weird shell corporations.

#49
It doesn't matter. Who gives a shit? It's only 3%.

#50
Whoever gets Frank's 51% is the majority shareholder.

#51
That is who controls the bar.

#52
That is who gets the throne.

#53
Oh, there, there's a throne?

#54
Oh, sorry. No, I was just referring to the desk chair

#55
as the throne 'cause that's where the boss man sits.

#56
Ugh, gross. That chair smells like Frank's butt.

#57
It's not actually Frank's butt,

#58
I think it's a combination of all of our butt smells, you know?

#59
- That's worse. - Yeah.

#60
Why would anybody want that chair?

#61
No, no, it's not about the chair itself.

#62
It's what the chair represents.

#63
The chair represents power.

#64
- Oh. - Okay, all right.

#65
How do we divvy up Frank's shares then?

#66
Uh... Okay, well, um...

#67
I'll, I'll take them.

#68
You? You? You think we're gonna give the shares

#69
to the man who wants to pull a mutant

#70
from a mystery hole in the bar and live with him?

#71
All right, well, look, I'm just trying to come up with a system.

#72
We got to have a system here...

#73
Wait, wait, wait, wait!

#74
We do have a system for this!

#75
Paddy's Succession Plan, remember?

#76
Oh, shit! Right. Yes, right!

#77
Paddy's Succession Plan.

#78
It was like a will that we drew up to help us determine

#79
who would get each one of our shares in the very likely event

#80
- of our untimely deaths. - That's right.

#81
We drank, like, three bottles of tequila

#82
and then we started talking about our legacy

#83
- and how important that was to us. - Oh!

#84
Got to have a legacy.

#85
- Oh, here we go. - Oh, oh! Yeah.

#86
- Okay. Read it! Read it! - Uh... On a paper plate, huh?

#87
- Read it! Read it! - "Paddy's succession plan.

#88
"Paddy's Pub shall secure our legacy here, henceforth

#89
"and forevermore throughout the birthright of our firstborn kin."

#90
- Who had the pen here? - It makes sense. Don't be a bitch.

#91
What it means is every one of our shares gets passed down to our firstborn.

#92
Right, right! Our firstborn!

#93
The shares get passed down to the firstborn kin?

#94
- Yeah. - We are the firstborn kin of Frank.

#95
Well, now, hang on, that's not, like, an official document.

#96
Uh, well, you signed it in your blood.

#97
Oh, that, yeah, there it is, "Trundle," written in blood.

#98
Oh, yeah, I was going by Trundle at the time, wasn't I?

#99
No, no, no. You were trying to write "Charlie" and you wrote "Trundle."

#100
No, I was going by "Trundle the Great."

#101
You came up with that after you miswrote it.

#102
Well, look, the point is you can't just take the bar based on a paper plate!

#103
Sorry, Charlie.

#104
I'm siding with Dennis and Dee.

#105
I'm your humble servant.

#106
You're just gonna give it to them?

#107
That's a binding contract. Okay? You wrote it in blood.

#108
That's gonna hold up in a court of law and I know when to pick a side.

#109
I'm siding with Dennis and Dee.

#110
Wait, hold on a second.

#111
You guys aren't even actually Frank's kid.

#112
Your Bruce Mathis' kid, all right?

#113
And I technically, might be Frank's kid.

#114
Charlie, I pledge my allegiance to you.

#115
Well, no, no, no, no. Wait a second, no.

#116
But Frank is a Reynolds

#117
- and we are Reynolds. - Yup.

#118
We're Reynolds.

#119
Yeah, and it's the name that carries on the line,

#120
not maybe being someone's bastard kid.

#121
It was always you guys. I tricked him, I tricked him. It was always you.

#122
It is the blood that binds

#123
and his blood is pumping through my veins.

#124
And I shall prove it.

#125
This is a little bit harder because he might win 'cause

#126
he had some good points. But you guys might win because...

#127
We don't give a shit about

#128
- what you're talking about! - It doesn't matter.

#129
Hey-o! There's my guy!

#130
Hey, I got a piping hot Grilled Frank for you, okay?

#131
I got the sausage, the Spam, the bacon.

#132
I got it wrapped in a jelly pancake and cooked with a stick of butter.

#133
I don't want that, Charlie.

#134
I'm trying to get in shape.

#135
I read all about this phenomenon,

#136
that guy's bodies immediately turn to shit, the second they retire.

#137
- I got to work on it. - Oh, yeah?

#138
All right, well, you know, just, just take a peek, see if you like it.

#139
Uh, hey, listen, man, can I ask you something?

#140
What?

#141
Are you, like, um, my dad?

#142
What?

#143
Are, like, are you the, the father of me and shit?

#144
- We've been over this. - Yeah.

#145
- Your mother's a giant whore. - Right.

#146
I don't want to stress about this, Charlie.

#147
I'm retired. Leave me alone. I want to watch a little TV.

#148
- Yeah. All right. - Charlie, hey. Oh.

#149
- Hey, can I talk to you for a sec? - Uh, yeah. Hey.

#150
Hey, um...

#151
...I came up with a really great idea, dude.

#152
Yeah?

#153
I'm gonna play both sides.

#154
- Why would you tell me that? - Should I not have?

#155
Probably shouldn't 'cause if you're trying to keep a secret from me,

#156
well, now I know.

#157
I should've. Should I tell them?

#158
No, I don't think you should tell either side

#159
'cause if you try to play both sides and they both know,

#160
you're not playing anybody.

#161
- What should I do now? - I don't, I don't give a shit.

#162
Why are you here?

#163
I'm here to prove my allegiance to you.

#164
Because I believe that you're the rightful heir.

#165
Okay, whatever.

#166
All right, well, I see, I see that you don't believe me.

#167
Why would I?

#168
So, I am prepared to take a blood oath with you.

#169
- Oh! - Oh, my God!

#170
- Oh, my God! - Oh, my God, dude!

#171
Oh, that was Frank's toe knife!

#172
Oh, it hurts so much.

#173
- All right, quick, shake on it. - No, I'm not gonna touch your blood.

#174
Do you have something I could, I got to close this wound.

#175
All right, here it is, just plug it up.

#176
Ah, that was so not as cool as I thought it was gonna be.

#177
That sock's probably gonna get it more infected, though.

#178
All right, look, look, look, look, dude.

#179
- We got to prove that Frank is your dad. - I know.

#180
- He doesn't even... - That's make you the rightful heir.

#181
...want to have that conversation with me, okay?

#182
He's certainly not gonna get tested, you know?

#183
You know, he's really resistant to the whole thing.

#184
All right, well, then, we're gonna have to do some testing of our own.

#185
Yeah?

#186
I can choke a man out in four seconds flat.

#187
Oh, yeah?

#188
Yeah, I guess we could try that, or, uh...

#189
Yeah, all right.

#190
You know, I could probably take his blood right now. He's out.

#191
He's staring right at us.

#192
Yeah, he's been falling asleep with his eyes open like that, but he's way out.

#193
I mean, we could prick him. He won't feel a thing. Frank!

#194
- Anything? - Nothing!

#195
Not a single butt smell to that. How is that possible?

#196
I don't know. It's either this guy's butt or this brand of chair.

#197
It's got to be the brand, right?

#198
All right, we got to get one of these for our throne.

#199
Yeah. Yeah. Hey!

#200
Hey! Hey, what do you say, Doc?

#201
So, what is the verdict?

#202
Is Frank Charlie's dad or not?

#203
I don't know. I don't know who that is.

#204
What I do know is I came to work this morning

#205
to find a very large bucket of blood in my lab.

#206
Yeah, well, that's the sample, obviously, and, uh, you know,

#207
if it's too big, it's because Frank sprung a little bit of a leak there.

#208
Yeah, it was a mess, huh?

#209
- He was bleeding like crazy. - There was blood everywhere,

#210
but we caught enough of it, I think.

#211
Yeah, we must have cut a deep vein or something.

#212
Wait a second.

#213
Most of this came from one man?

#214
Did we take too much? I... I didn't think that we took too much.

#215
- No, it's... - Yes. You took too much.

#216
Also, there's traces of more than four individuals in here

#217
- and at least one animal. - Oh, shit.

#218
Was there blood in the bucket before?

#219
It is a blood bucket, so, yeah, there was old blood.

#220
I didn't come here to get sassed, okay?

#221
I came here to get an answer to my question.

#222
So is Frank Charlie's dad or not?

#223
The only thing that I can tell you is that,

#224
based off of how much blood is in this bucket,

#225
your friend is in desperate need of blood.

#226
All right, Dee, the bar is finally ours.

#227
Let's talk redecoration.

#228
Well, I'm thinking chrome, and I'm thinking chrome everywhere.

#229
- Mmm. - The other thing that's important to me,

#230
is a proper dance floor.

#231
That way, any time I want to just pop a boogie,

#232
I can do it wherever I am,

#233
and it won't be weird, you know what I mean?

#234
- Okay. - Oh, think of it, brother.

#235
With them out of the way, we can do as we please.

#236
Two butts, one throne.

#237
All right, you know what, you've been doing this all day.

#238
Why are you talking like that?

#239
- I'm just being, I'm being arch. - Why?

#240
Well, because we're being devious and we're plotting,

#241
and I just wanted to make sure that

#242
it was clear that we were devious and plotting.

#243
You don't need to indicate to me that you're being devious

#244
when you're actually being devious.

#245
I guess I had some concerns that you wouldn't pick up on it

#246
- if I didn't make it super clear. - Yeah.

#247
But the problem is if you start doing that,

#248
- everybody's gonna pick up on it. - Yeah.

#249
- And that defeats the purpose. - Yeah, got it.

#250
Dennis, Dee, quickly, we don't have much time.

#251
Charlie and I doctored a paternity test

#252
to make it look like Frank is Charlie's dad.

#253
But the tests were actually inconclusive

#254
there was too much blood in the bucket to tell.

#255
The reason I'm telling you all this is because I'm playing

#256
both sides so that I always come out on top.

#257
So, with this information, I'm gonna leverage you guys

#258
into making me the head of security

#259
- at the new Paddy's Pub. - Mmm.

#260
Okay, couple things right off the bat, there, pal.

#261
Number one, um, never tell one side that you're playing both sides.

#262
- Yeah. - And number two,

#263
if you are gonna play both sides,

#264
don't give away the information before you get what you want.

#265
Oh, shit.

#266
- Right, don't give away the information. - Yeah.

#267
All right, well, if I am

#268
- gonna play both sides, what should I do? - Oops.

#269
You're still telling us that you're playing both sides,

#270
- so why would we help you? - Uh...

#271
Okay, well, what if I make a blood oath,

#272
- uh, allegiance to you guys? - Oh!

#273
- Ooh. - Gross.

#274
Yeah, I, uh, I sliced it with Frank's toe knife,

#275
and it's not bleeding anymore,

#276
but maybe I could...

#277
Yeah, here, I'll just get it again.

#278
- Oh! - Oh, shit!

#279
- Oh, God! - Jesus, dude, that was the lime knife.

#280
Oh, I feel that, it stings.

#281
- Oh, Dee, here, shake my hand. - No, get away from me, gross.

#282
- Argh. Dennis? - No, your blood is disgusting.

#283
- Argh. What should I do? - Go to the doctor.

#284
Mac, why the hell'd you sprint ahead of me, man?

#285
Oh, 'cause I'm playing both sides.

#286
- Jesus Christ. - Wow.

#287
It doesn't matter. Okay, guys, I got some documentation here

#288
proving that I am the rightful heir to Frank's butt chair.

#289
- Yeah. - All right, Charlie, save it, save it.

#290
Mac already told us that, that's not a real paternity test.

#291
What the hell? You swore a blood oath to me.

#292
You never touched my blood, okay?

#293
All right, you know what, if you really want to work here,

#294
- kick Charlie out of here. - Hmm.

#295
- Really? - Mmm-hmm.

#296
- No problem, dude. Charlie, let's go, bud. - Get...

#297
All right, I'm gonna carry you out.

#298
Oh, shit.

#299
Oh, my God, he is so heavy.

#300
He's, like, grounding himself with something.

#301
Now he's going limp.

#302
Come on, that's not fair.

#303
Help me out, here, Charlie. Help me out.

#304
That's it, dude, that's it. I'm choking you out.

#305
- Okay. - You're going out, dude,

#306
you're going to sleep.

#307
Good night, dude, good night, bitch.

#308
Your head of security just choked himself out.

#309
Hey, Frank, I know you're trying to be healthy,

#310
so I got you a hoagie with extra pickles in it.

#311
I figured you could use the veggies and stuff...

#312
Oh, shit!

#313
Hi, Charlie.

#314
What... What's going on with you, man?

#315
I forgot to dye my hair this morning.

#316
What's up with your teeth?

#317
I was eating some of Deandra's pyramid scheme berries.

#318
I was trying to get healthy.

#319
Right.

#320
I feel a little light-headed.

#321
All right, I'm sure it's nothing, you know.

#322
Probably just tired from working hard and then...

#323
The body crashes when...

#324
Did you fall asleep again?

#325
Frank?

#326
- Is he dead? - Oh, shit.

#327
- He looks bad. - What are you sneaking up on me for?

#328
Oh, listen, Dennis is acting weird and I don't like it.

#329
Now, I know he's got something planned, but he's not indicating,

#330
- so I don't know what it is. - Right.

#331
- No, I get that, I guess, so... - Yes, yes, exactly, Charlie.

#332
So, here's the plan.

#333
We need to outsmart him before he can have us murdered...

#334
- Are you okay? - ...and throw us in... Hmm?

#335
Do you need a glass of water or something?

#336
- No, I'm good. - What's happening?

#337
I'm, I'm being arch.

#338
- Oh. - We're doing a thing together,

#339
- so you know... - Oh.

#340
Yeah, no, I know,

#341
- just 'cause you're telling me what's up. - Okay, okay, fine.

#342
The point is we got to prove that you're the rightful heir to the throne.

#343
Yes, of course, that's why I got this plastic bag,

#344
'cause my blood bucket was inconclusive.

#345
- You just need a couple drops, so... - Mmm-hmm. Right.

#346
- ...let's open him up. - Yeah, all right,

#347
but you know, we got to be careful,

#348
you know, 'cause I think I took too much blood last time.

#349
- Is that what's going on? - Yeah.

#350
Okay, well, you just need a couple drops.

#351
Yeah, all right, just a prick.

#352
- Just a little prick. - Just a prick. Okay.

#353
- Oh, my God, so much blood! - Oh, so much blood,

#354
I think we hit an artery, Dee.

#355
- Look at this. - Yeah.

#356
- Oh, shit. - Is he okay?

#357
No, he's okay, you know, the duct tape'll stop it.

#358
Okay, let's just get...

#359
- Wait, oh, shit, this is leaking. - Oh, no.

#360
- Oh, shit, I'm holding it... - Wait, wait, stop, stop!

#361
- Oh, damn it. - Shoot, Charlie,

#362
I'm sorry. I was trying to help.

#363
I can't imagine it was gonna be a very good sample.

#364
Anyway, there are quite a few pickles

#365
- floating around in that bag. - Yeah, what I was thinking.

#366
- Shit. - Wait a second.

#367
Which one of you and Dennis was firstborn?

#368
We're twins.

#369
No, I know, I know, but, like, who did Barbara actually,

#370
like, pop out first?

#371
Oh, shit.

#372
Oh, Charlie.

#373
"Worst is first!"

#374
- What is that? - "Worst is first."

#375
My mom used to say that to me all the time because I was first

#376
and she thought I was the worst.

#377
- Holy shit, that's terrible... - Yeah!

#378
- ...but that's good for us. - Yeah!

#379
Okay, so that means you're the rightful heir to the butt chair.

#380
We can work with that.

#381
All right, let's get out of here, come on, we can't tell anybody about this,

#382
- all right? - Okay.

#383
- Yeah. Let's just go. - Let's... All right, let's just go.

#384
Always hated these.

#385
So, that's gonna change.

#386
Worst is first, dude. Worst is first.

#387
What are you talking about, man?

#388
Dee is conspiring against you.

#389
Charlie figured it out.

#390
"Worst is first."

#391
Charlie and Dee were getting blood from Frank

#392
when Charlie realized Dee was born first.

#393
Therefore, she's the rightful heir.

#394
Then I got a little bit more blood from Frank,

#395
'cause I feel like we're probably gonna use it in the future

#396
and he was already opened up, so who gives a shit?

#397
Okay, all right. How'd you get all this information?

#398
I was hiding in Frank's apartment, and then they went out into the hallway,

#399
and I heard them through the door.

#400
The best part is I'm gonna use this information

#401
to leverage you into giving me a better position under your reign.

#402
You just told me the infor...

#403
You know what? Forget it. Good job.

#404
Um, how about the position of my pawn,

#405
- how's that sound? - Pawn.

#406
- Yeah. - Pawns are cool, there's a lot of them,

#407
you know, they move diagonally.

#408
I've always thought that I move a little bit too much forward and back

#409
and I should be more like... Like...

#410
'Cause then, you can't see me if I'm coming at you like this.

#411
Like, sideways.

#412
Well, watch.

#413
Well, don't move your head, dude.

#414
All right, what if you keep your head there,

#415
- but close your eyes... - You know, it doesn't matter.

#416
I need you to do something for me.

#417
Oh... Oh, my God.

#418
That is crazy.

#419
It's the smell of a thousand butts.

#420
Hey! Dennis! Dennis, I did your bidding.

#421
- Good. - Yeah.

#422
Frank is on his way.

#423
But, dude, whatever it is you got planned, you better do it fast,

#424
because if Dee and Charlie get that birth certificate, you're screwed.

#425
Look, Mac, I told you, I've got it under control.

#426
- Everything is going according to my plan. - Right.

#427
- Worst is first! - Worst is first!

#428
Oh, brother, looks as though you've...

#429
- Stop doing that. It doesn't work. - No?

#430
Look, we found the birth certificate proving Dee was born first.

#431
- Mmm-hmm. - Worst is first.

#432
Worst is first, yeah, and then Charlie and I, we made a blood oath,

#433
- so now we're in cahoots. - Yeah!

#434
Hey, Trundle, can I get in on that?

#435
- Ugh! - I'm on their side.

#436
- Nasty. - You idiots.

#437
Did you not think that I had anticipated this?

#438
While you were running around town like lunatics, chopping your hands to bits,

#439
I did a little bit of research.

#440
Turns out Franquito isn't a shell corporation after all.

#441
He's a person.

#442
Dee, you remember Josefina,

#443
- our maid from the early '80s? - Yeah.

#444
Well, it turns out Frank had been banging her for years,

#445
and just before we were born, he was...

#446
Franquito!

#447
Ven aca!

#448
Holy shit!

#449
- Whoa! - What?

#450
Yeah, look upon him.

#451
Yeah, he doesn't speak any English, by the way,

#452
so don't try talking to him. But we worked something out.

#453
Yeah, Frank's shares go to him,

#454
'cause he's the firstborn,

#455
and then Franquito signs to me.

#456
It's game, set and match.

#457
Holy shit.

#458
What is happening right now?

#459
I'm not... I'm not feeling so well.

#460
Retirement is difficult.

#461
Anyway... Hey, Frank!

#462
Guess who this is.

#463
Haven't seen him in a while, have you?

#464
Come closer.

#465
It's your son.

#466
Franquito.

#467
Yes.

#468
Of course it is.

#469
Look how beautiful he is.

#470
Oh!

#471
My one true child. Come closer.

#472
Oh!

#473
You give me so much joy right now.

#474
And so, Frank, the bar shall go to him.

#475
- Oh! - Just need you to sign here and here.

#476
When a man is no longer needed in the tribe, his body betrays him.

#477
- Yeah. - When he has no purpose,

#478
the blood seems to drain from his body,

#479
leaving him a shell of the man he once was.

#480
All right, I don't know where you're going with this,

#481
- but can you just sign? - I'm unretiring.

#482
- What! What? - I have a plan.

#483
I will retain all,

#484
and Franquito will help me run the bar as my number two.

#485
What?

#486
Speaking of number two...

#487
Oh!

#488
Dude.

#489
Damn it! Come on. I just cleaned that.

#490
That's Frank's butt smell. That is it. I told you.

#491
That is the exact smell of the chair.

#492
Everything is better than it was before.

#493
- No, it isn't. - No.

#494
- It's so much worse. - I have my son to rule with me.

#495
No, you don't.

#496
- What do you mean? - Because Franquito's not your son.

#497
I made it all up.

#498
What? How?

#499
All right, look, guys, it's very simple.

#500
Seven years ago, I walked into a Wawa,

#501
and I saw this guy, and I thought, "Holy shit!

#502
"That guy looks just like Frank,

#503
"but, you know, Mexican."

#504
And then I came up with a plan where I could make Frank

#505
believe that he had a son with our maid Josefina all those years ago,

#506
and I could bilk him out of a shitload of money under the guise

#507
that the money was all going to his firstborn son, Franquito, when, in fact,

#508
the money was going to me.

#509
And it worked, too. It was a good plan.

#510
Yeah, but that's, like,

#511
incredibly devious, dude.

#512
I mean, you've been screwing Frank for years?

#513
You guys would have done that, too, right, if you'd thought of it?

#514
- Uh, I don't... I don't know. - I don't know, man. I mean...

#515
Yeah, I think you guys would have, but, either way, it doesn't matter, you know,

#516
'cause everything is, uh, as it should be, so let's grab some drinks.

#517
No, no, everything is not as it should be.

#518
Yeah.

#519
- You tried to screw us out of the bar. - Yeah.

#520
- You tried to steal the bar. - No, no, no, no,

#521
I was trying to get things to go back

#522
to the way they were, get him back on the throne,

#523
and, you know, so we could get back t o doing all the things

#524
that we love to do at Paddy's, you know, like, um,

#525
finding out what's at the bottom of a hole.

#526
- Shit. - Right? Did we ever...

#527
Did you guys ever find out what was at the bottom of that?

#528
- No, we dropped it completely. - Oh, yeah.

#529
Oh, shit, dude. There could be a Goonies situation down there, right?

#530
- Yeah, that's what I was thinking, yeah. - We were discussing it.

#531
- You know, the hole... - You feeling better?

#532
The hole in the bathroom? Yeah, I feel pretty good about this.

#533
- Let's go check it out. - Let's go pee in that hole.

#534
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - Let's get in the bathroom.

#535
You want to try to flush that thing one more time?

#536
Ah, the hole.

#537
Oh, I'm so excited things are back to the way they were.

#538
Yes.

#539
Go play in your little hole, you fools.

#540
You still need me to stick around, or can I...

#541
No, Franquito. We're done here.

#542
- Can I get my five bucks? - Yes, you can get your five bucks.

#543
Goddamn, you're a greedy bastard.

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