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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 8, Episode 2 — The Gang Recycles Their Trash

#1
I cannot believe how bad it's gotten back here.

#2
We should have gone in the front.

#3
The front's worse.

#4
Oh, God, it stinks so bad!

#5
I can't believe the trashmen can strike in this economy. It's unbelievable.

#6
It should be against the law.

#7
Is all of this our trash?

#8
We generate a ton of it.

#9
It's a sad throwaway culture we're living in.

#10
Mm, it's true.

#11
I feel like you guys have done something like that before?

#12
Have we?

#13
Shut up, bird.

#14
It's just not that funny.

#15
Uh, look out.

#16
Ooh! Whoa!

#17
What are you doing, keeping trash in here?!

#18
Take it outside.

#19
There's no more room outside.

#20
Can you believe these trash bozos?

#21
They make $20 an hour and they want more?

#22
20 bucks an hour?

#23
That's an outrage!

#24
These guys are blasting us in the ass.

#25
Yeah, I mean, we pay their salaries, and they turn around

#26
and ass-blast us? Come on.

#27
What are you talking about?

#28
You don't pay taxes. You don't even vote.

#29
Who am I supposed to vote for, the Republican who's

#30
blasting me in the ass or the Democrat who's blasting me in the ass?

#31
Yeah, politics is all one big ass-blast.

#32
This doesn't all sound familiar to you guys?

#33
If these jerks don't want to do their job, I say we do it for 'em.

#34
The trash business is a gold mine.

#35
Yeah, Frank's right.

#36
Let's pull up our bootstraps, oil up a couple asses and do

#37
a little plowing of our own.

#38
Pow!

#39
Not gay sex.

#40
Okay, yeah.

#41
It seemed like... What are you talking about?

#42
We're gonna solve the trash crisis.

#43
Oh!

#44
All of this, I've heard all of this before. No?

#45
Shut up, bird.

#46
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#47
All right, it's a simple plan.

#48
Matt, Dennis, Charlie, you rent the van, you drive to rich

#49
people's homes, you tell them that you'll pick up the trash for a fee.

#50
Then you take the trash to a dump in New Jersey where there's no strike.

#51
Meanwhile, I dress Dee up like a whore, get a city official,

#52
bribe him, and make him give us the contract, undermining the trash unions.

#53
Any questions?

#54
Oh, yeah. Yeah.

#55
Charlie.

#56
We've gone to door-to-door in a van before, and that didn't work out for us.

#57
This is gonna work, trust me.

#58
Mac?

#59
I think it's gonna be hard to hang off the back of a van

#60
like the trash guys do.

#61
Can we just get a trash truck?

#62
No, you don't want to be caught scabbing.

#63
Get a van. Dennis?

#64
I don't want to be a trashman.

#65
I'll bribe the city official with you.

#66
I need a lady whore. Dee?

#67
Yeah, I've done the whore thing before.

#68
I don't care for it.

#69
I won't be doing it again.

#70
The whore thing worked.

#71
You just didn't listen to me.

#72
How many times have we done this kind of thing before?

#73
A lot. We've done things.

#74
We've done stuff like this all the time.

#75
Yeah, once or twice.

#76
And how often do they work out?

#77
Well, come on.

#78
It doesn't always work out.

#79
How often should it work out?

#80
Almost never.

#81
That's because you don't listen to me.

#82
This time we do it my way.

#83
Okay, I'm a little confused.

#84
So, Frank is the brains and you're just the looks now?

#85
And I'm still the wild card, so that's good.

#86
No, no, guys, we're forsaking the group dynamic, okay?

#87
And truthfully, Charlie, come on.

#89
It doesn't make any sense.

#90
We don't want a maniac in our group.

#91
There's no benefit to it.

#92
Mm-hmm.

#93
Uh, I feel like you just agreed with me, but you weren't

#94
listening to what I was saying.

#95
Yes.

#96
You pointed at me like I said something, but I didn't.

#97
Oh, good.

#98
Charlie, having somebody making wild decisions that make

#99
no sense, that benefits nobody.

#100
Oh, yes.

#101
Right, yes.

#102
Is he listening to us?

#103
I can't tell.

#104
He's listening.

#105
He's not understanding.

#106
Yeah, he doesn't even like, get us, man. It's... We're talking about you.

#107
Oh.

#108
Okay, let's move on from it.

#109
What do you think is happening right now?

#110
Guys, it doesn't matter.

#111
It's good.

#112
We'll sort this out later.

#113
It doesn't matter, guys, because I have no love for this plan.

#114
I just don't want to be a trashman.

#115
Yeah, and guys, if I'm being honest, there's no way that I

#116
can hang off one of the back of these, just simply no way.

#117
Yeah, what would you hang onto?

#118
Let's bail on plan.

#119
Let's bail on it.

#120
I don't want to do it.

#121
Wait, wait, but that's the whole thing, right?

#122
We can't just quit.

#123
Like, we have to see Frank's plan all the way through.

#124
That's what he wants us to do.

#125
Okay, all right, fine.

#126
We'll do Frank's plan.

#127
But I think I have a tweak that is gonna solve both of our problems.

#128
This is what I'm talking about, Charlie.

#129
Oh, yeah.

#130
See, we're still doing Frank's plan; we're just improving on it.

#131
Yeah, we... absolutely.

#132
Look, the man's got good plans.

#133
It's the specifics are outdated.

#134
They're old... You know?

#135
They're very outdated.

#136
Yeah, sure, in the 1950s, yeah, you could drive around door to

#137
door in a windowless van, and people didn't think they were gonna get raped.

#138
Now, th-they will think that.

#139
Yeah.

#140
This is better.

#141
I know, and plus with the tuxedos, you know, honestly, who

#142
wouldn't want their trashman in a tuxedo?

#143
Absolutely.

#144
I know I would.

#145
There's plenty of room in the back for the trash.

#146
You know, the real trashmen don't know we're scabbing.

#147
Good plan.

#148
It's a good plan.

#149
Wonder how Max is doing back there.

#150
I can't believe you never listen to me.

#151
You're supposed to look like a whore.

#152
The whore-politician is outdated, Frank.

#153
That is an idea that's best left in the trash.

#154
I am presenting myself as a powerful lady.

#155
You're presenting yourself as a banana.

#156
Okay, you know what, I'm here and I'm doing your plan.

#157
I'm just doing it my way.

#158
Well, at least sex it up a little bit. Open some buttons.

#159
I don't want to. Stop it.

#160
Get off me!

#161
Show some skin.

#162
Stop it, Frank!

#163
St... Oh, great!

#164
This is nice. This doesn't look powerful or sexy.

#165
Now it looks good.

#166
Great job, Frank!

#167
Sorry, sorry, sorry.

#168
I'm running a little bit late.

#169
Now, I understand that you guys wanted to get a bid to undermine

#170
the waste manag... I know you guys.

#171
Oh, shit.

#172
This ain't gonna work.

#173
You know this guy?

#174
It's the gay guy who wanted to buy Paddy's.

#175
Oh, yeah, you fired me from the Oldies Rock Café.

#176
Huh, I did not picture this guy getting recycled back into the mix.

#177
So much for the sex appeal angle.

#178
I don't know, Frank, why don't you sex it up a little?

#179
What do you mean? Get off.

#180
Get off of me, get off of me.

#181
Why don't you sex it?

#182
How about you be the whore?

#183
How about you be the whore, huh?

#184
Get off me.

#185
Why don't you show some skin?

#186
Please... Stop it.

#187
Get off of me.

#188
Huh? He likes it like that.

#189
Stop it.

#190
Oh, do it, show some skin.

#191
Knock it off, you lousy bitch.

#192
Stop it!

#193
What are you doing?

#194
Uh... you like what you see?

#195
Hmm?

#196
# I still got the moves... #

#197
Okay.

#198
Now, guys, we've done something like this before, so we should

#199
be able to do it better this time around.

#200
Right.

#201
Now, right off the bat, Charlie, were you planning on doing an accent of any kind?

#202
Yes.

#203
Me, too.

#204
You guys were both planning on doing accents.

#205
Yeah. Of course.

#206
Let's not do accents. That's the kind of wild-card stuff that always gets us into trouble.

#207
All right, you know what?

#208
Let's put all of our cards on the table.

#209
Were you guys planning anything else?

#210
I have a knife. Why do you have a knife?

#211
Uh, to make sure that the plan works.

#212
Could be good.

#213
Okay. The plan's gonna work.

#214
Give me the knife.

#215
All right.

#216
Should I have the knife? I should have the knife.

#217
Somebody should... have the knife.

#218
I'm afraid that if I don't have the knife, then one of you will stab somebody.

#219
And again, that's a wild card thing; we don't want that.

#220
Right.

#221
That's what we're trying to get rid of, right?

#222
Right.

#223
We don't want that.

#224
Right, right, right, right... Right, exactly.

#225
So why don't... and also, why don't you guys let me do the talking?

#226
Well, hold... hang on.

#227
You know, 'cause now you're... look, you've done talking

#228
before, and that hasn't always worked.

#229
It hasn't worked because you guys are always interrupting me.

#230
We were always what?

#231
I'll talk! I'll talk.

#232
Mac, you have an exceptional number of bugs in your teeth.

#233
You're gonna want to rinse those out; it's disgusting.

#234
Bugs?

#235
Yes, bugs.

#236
Yeah, yeah.

#237
Is that what that is?

#238
Yeah.

#239
If you're going to ride back there, ride with your mouth shut, man.

#240
All right, listen.

#241
I think I have a tweak where... none of us does the talking.

#242
# Hello #

#243
# Hello #

#244
# Hello #

#245
# We bet you hate that smell #

#246
# That small #

#247
# That smell from all your trash #

#248
# Your trash #

#249
# We bet you'd like three charming men to take your trash from you #

#250
# From you #

#251
# We have a limousine #

#252
# A limousine #

#253
# A limousine #

#254
# That we can fill fill with trash #

#255
# So please let us take your trash from you...#

#256
Wait, I have to stop you.

#257
Damn it, Dennis.

#258
I knew this wasn't gonna work.

#259
No, the plan was good.

#260
Charlie, you were sharp.

#261
I was... You were a little sharp.

#262
Guys, guys, the song was fine.

#263
Did you say you would take my trash?

#264
Yeah.

#266
Oh, we didn't, um... $200... Oh, that's fantastic.

#267
Can we start now?

#268
Yeah!

#269
Yeah, sure.

#270
One more time with the song?

#271
No thank you. Just the trash.

#272
I knew I wasn't sharp.

#273
Let's go.

#274
All right, let's do it, boys.

#275
So how does this place tickle your fancy?

#276
Why are we here?

#277
Because you are a power bottom.

#278
He's a what?

#279
A power bottom.

#280
I'm not having this conversation.

#281
What do you want?

#282
We can pick up the trash for half the price of the union.

#283
We want city contract.

#284
Look, there's no way you're going to undermine one of the biggest unions

#285
in the city.

#286
Moreover, both sides are incredibly close to an agreement. So...

#287
Well, you see anything you like here?

#288
Maybe we can hook it up and change your mind.

#289
May I please leave?

#290
I don't get it.

#291
We take you to a titty bar and you say no to us.

#292
We bring you to this place with all these juicy dongs, and you shut us down.

#293
What team are you playing for?

#294
Hold on a second, Frank.

#295
I think I know what's going on here.

#296
This man has been realigned.

#297
He's a yestergay.

#298
What's a yestergay?

#299
A lot of men bounce around from label to label never quite

#300
finding their proper gay home.

#301
My hunch is that this gentleman has gone from a twink to a twunk to a twank.

#302
What's a twunk?

#303
Twink and a hunk.

#304
A twink with muscles, but still hairless.

#305
So smooth.

#306
Oh, incredibly smooth.

#307
A twank on the other hand.

#308
Twank is no good.

#309
That's a twink and a skank.

#310
Essentially a ragdoll, just being passed around from twink

#311
to twunk to bear to otter.

#312
Wait a minute, wait a minute.

#313
What's an otter?

#314
Subsection of bear.

#315
Still hairy, but where a bear generates his power through sheer mass alone,

#316
the otter generates his power through extraordinary quickness,

#317
cunning, and skill.

#318
That is a lot to keep in your head to maintain a lifestyle.

#319
It's very difficult to maintain the lifestyle of a twank versatile 'cause this

#320
this often leads to a lot of self-hatred and denial,

#321
especially among the religious or political types.

#322
So they try and realign their sexual orientation through therapy.

#323
So he's not gay anymore?

#324
Well, that's a hotly debated topic, isn't it?

#325
I, for one, am of the belief that some things can't be thrown

#326
in the trash, Frank.

#327
And your sexuality is one of them.

#328
I totally agree.

#329
Some cocks can't be unsucked.

#330
So is it a case of forgetting, or is it denying?

#331
Neither.

#332
Still gay.

#333
You still here?

#334
I thought you'd be gone by now.

#335
I can't.

#336
You're pointing a gun at me.

#337
Oh, I forgot.

#338
Well, I guess we'll be the ones to slink away.

#339
Dee...

#340
Whoo! All right.

#341
Are you guys having fun?

#342
Yeah! This is my dream.

#343
Are you guys loving this or what?

#344
Great, because I'm not.

#345
Me neither.

#346
Yeah, I'm not loving it.

#347
You know, I used to love trash, but this is just not how I wanted this to go.

#348
No, not at all.

#349
Look, yes, we're making lots of money, and that's great,

#350
but our tuxes are ruined and our limousine is covered in trash and seagulls.

#351
The gulls are shitting all over me.

#352
Oh, look, we've essentially become garbagemen.

#353
That's what I was trying to avoid.

#354
Guys, can I make a suggestion?

#355
Hmm?

#356
I don't want to do Frank's plan anymore, so I say we just quit right now.

#357
Let's quit it.

#358
Yeah, but I still have a lot of energy... Me too.

#359
...and I would like to take one of our old plans

#360
out of the trash and recycle it.

#361
You want to sell gas door-to-door?

#362
I've been thinking it the entire time.

#363
That's what I was thinking.

#364
Are you kidding me?

#365
I've totally been thinking about that.

#366
See, 'cause we're like... Ya, ta, ta, ta ta!

#367
Our friendship is like... It's strong.

#368
We'd never blow that up.

#369
That can't be trashed.

#370
Never throw that out.

#371
Guys, that gas idea was a great idea, and it was trashed long before

#372
it should've been trashed.

#373
Yeah, I have one more suggestion.

#374
Yeah?

#375
Instead of taking that all the way to New Jersey... let's just dump it in

#376
a poor neighborhood because they don't mind living in their own filth.

#377
Absolutely.

#378
They don't know any better.

#379
I mean, why else would they choose to live like that?

#380
They don't care?

#381
They clearly don't care.

#382
Let's do it.

#383
Guys, the boys are back in town.

#384
The boys are back in town.

#385
The boys are back in town.

#386
Uh!

#387
# The boys are back in town...#

#388
Oh... He just tried to kiss me.

#389
Yeah, he did a little bit.

#390
# The boys are back in town #

#391
Brothers, I got some good news:

#392
we're going back to work.

#393
The new contract is being finalized as we speak.

#394
Now, of course, we had to make a few compromises.

#395
What kind of compromises?

#396
Um, well, there were certain issues that we had to deal with.

#397
Issues? Certain?

#398
Give me that.

#399
Brothers, I don't know about you, but I can't understand

#400
this college boy's language.

#401
Am I right?

#402
We gotta have it in plain English.

#403
Okay, sir, I was just getting to that.

#404
He was just getting to that.

#405
He's trying to confuse us with his fancy language and his expensive podiums,

#406
but we know the truth.

#407
I don't.

#408
Look, just let me finish.

#409
This contract is bullshit.

#410
We gotta keep the strike going.

#411
Would you please just let him finish his sentence?

#412
But he's lying to us.

#413
But he hasn't said anything yet.

#414
Yeah, well, he's lying anyway.

#415
Hey, y'all, it's me, Martina Martinez.

#416
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

#417
Give it to me.

#418
Give it to me.

#419
These white boys is crazy, right?

#420
Youse about to get screwed by your city and your union, as well.

#421
Okay, ma'am, if you just give me the mic, please... Rape! Rape! Rape!

#422
Oh, my... This white boy's got his hands all over my beautiful brown body!

#423
Thank you.

#424
Now, why is it that my Latino and my proud African brothers

#425
got to be doing all the work while these cracker-ass bitches

#426
doing the negotiating?

#427
What are you doing?

#428
Just go with it.

#429
Let me ask you something.

#430
Why we got to be the trashmen and the maids and the gardeners, hmm?

#431
Yeah!

#432
Why we got to live next to the trash dumps and the ghettos?

#433
We deserve better!

#434
Yeah!

#435
When was the last time a white lady pick up after you

#436
when you threw your orange soda and your grape sodas on the ground?!

#437
You're losing them.

#438
Uh, well, there's-there's... Well, hold on a second!

#439
What's happening over here?!

#440
Oh, my God!

#441
The white upper-class man has no respect for us!

#442
They're dumping their trash in our neighborhood!

#443
# So buy our classy gasoline

#444
We got to go get them!

#445
Yeah!

#446
Go get them!

#447
Go get them!

#448
Let's go get them!

#449
Let's go!

#450
Hang on a second.

#451
What's this all about?

#452
Now, that looks to me like some sort of swarming mob.

#453
Yeah, I know.

#454
What are they so angry about though?

#455
I don't know.

#456
Something bad's about to happen to somebody.

#457
Is it us?

#458
Yep.

#459
Yeah. Go, go, go.

#460
Get in.

#461
Don't dump your trash in our neighborhood, you rich prick!

#462
Sorry! Sorry!

#463
Right.

#464
No to the contract!

#465
Right? Right?

#466
No to the contract!

#467
What the hell were you guys doing dumping down there?

#468
Look, it would've been fine if Dee hadn't incited a race war.

#469
How was I supposed to know it was you guys?

#470
We were going back to the old gas plan, okay?

#471
Why?

#472
Why don't you do my plan?

#473
Why couldn't you guys just grease that city council guy?

#474
I mean, so what if he's gay, you know?

#475
He zigs, you zag.

#476
I would've gotten the contract.

#477
Can we just forget about the whole thing, please?

#478
Let's just forget about it.

#479
Can I get a beer? Yeah, I'm on it.

#480
I don't want to talk about it either.

#481
Let me have a beer.

#482
Yeah.

#483
Yeah, beer me, beer me.

#484
Yes, beers!

#485
We should get rugs for the bar.

#486
We should make rugs for the bar.

#487
Make them?

#488
I got a rug guy.

#489
We could put on a show where we play rug salesmen.

#490
That's a good idea.

#491
That would attract a great amount of attention.

#492
No, no way.

#493
What, no, what?!

#494
Guys, we give up way too easily.

#495
Let me just jump onto the next thing?

#496
What? That's insane.

#497
Look, all we have to do is make a couple adjustments, and this

#498
plan can still work.

#499
Dennis, if you want to be classy and you're g-good with city

#500
councilmen and you think you can get him, great.

#501
Be classy and bang the guy.

#502
Go get him.

#503
I'll get him, but I'm not going to bang him.

#504
He's a twink versatile.

#505
You watch yourself.

#506
Ooh, I wouldn't be able to satisfy him.

#507
A twink versatile?

#508
That's impressive.

#509
Look, the point is, we got to learn from our mistakes, right?

#510
You know, make a couple adjustments.

#511
Let's solve this trash crisis.

#512
Okay, when we arrive, Dennis will do all of the talking,

#513
Frank and I will handle the refuse, and Dee will take the wheel.

#514
Then we can strap me onto the back for the rest of the day.

#515
Everybody's happy.

#516
Yeah, guys, I can't believe it, but I think this might actually work.

#517
See, all we had to do was learn from our mistakes and then work together.

#518
Everyone got to contribute something to the group as a whole.

#519
What did you contribute?

#520
Try the brakes.

#521
Try the... Did you cut the brakes again?

#522
Yep.

#523
Oh, Charlie.

#524
Why would you do that, Charlie?

#525
That's just what I do.

#526
Wild card, bitches!

#527
What?

#528
Yee-ha!

#529
Oh, my... We have no brakes.

#530
Oh, God!

#531
Oh, my God!

#532
What are you doing, what...?

#533
That's that.

#534
Whew, good call of getting those brakes fixed, Mac.

#535
Yeah, I saw that coming a mile away.

#536
All right, now that we got rid of our wild card, we can

#537
actually see this thing through.

#538
So, we good?

#539
Oh, yeah, this is gonna be easy money.

#540
Grab some trash, you bitches.

#541
I'm telling you, this is gonna be great.

#542
I feel like this is gonna work, I think.

#543
Guess the strike's over.

#544
Goddamn it.

#545
So, the rugs?

#546
Yeah, the rugs.

#547
Well, yeah, the rugs.

#548
Yeah, it's always been the rugs.

#549
Rugs are a great idea. Of course it's rugs.

#550
It's always been the rugs.

#551
We should get a billboard.

#552
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#553
All right, it's a simple plan.

#554
Matt, Dennis, Charlie, you rent the van, you drive to rich

#555
people's homes, you tell them that you'll pick up the trash for a fee.

#556
Then you take the trash to a dump in New Jersey where there's no strike.

#557
Meanwhile, I dress Dee up like a whore, get a city official,

#558
bribe him, and make him give us the contract, undermining the trash unions.

#559
Any questions?

#560
Oh, yeah. Yeah.

#561
Charlie.

#562
We've gone to door-to-door in a van before, and that didn't work out for us.

#563
This is gonna work, trust me.

#564
Mac?

#565
I think it's gonna be hard to hang off the back of a van

#566
like the trash guys do.

#567
Can we just get a trash truck?

#568
No, you don't want to be caught scabbing.

#569
Get a van. Dennis?

#570
I don't want to be a trashman.

#571
I'll bribe the city official with you.

#572
I need a lady whore. Dee?

#573
Yeah, I've done the whore thing before.

#574
I don't care for it.

#575
I won't be doing it again.

#576
The whore thing worked.

#577
You just didn't listen to me.

#578
How many times have we done this kind of thing before?

#579
A lot. We've done things.

#580
We've done stuff like this all the time.

#581
Yeah, once or twice.

#582
And how often do they work out?

#583
Well, come on.

#584
It doesn't always work out.

#585
How often should it work out?

#586
Almost never.

#587
That's because you don't listen to me.

#588
This time we do it my way.

#589
Okay, I'm a little confused.

#590
So, Frank is the brains and you're just the looks now?

#591
And I'm still the wild card, so that's good.

#592
No, no, guys, we're forsaking the group dynamic, okay?

#593
And truthfully, Charlie, come on.

#594
I mean, nobody wants a wild card, okay?

#595
It doesn't make any sense.

#596
We don't want a maniac in our group.

#597
There's no benefit to it.

#598
Mm-hmm.

#599
Uh, I feel like you just agreed with me, but you weren't

#600
listening to what I was saying.

#601
Yes.

#602
You pointed at me like I said something, but I didn't.

#603
Oh, good.

#604
Charlie, having somebody making wild decisions that make

#605
no sense, that benefits nobody.

#606
Oh, yes.

#607
Right, yes.

#608
Is he listening to us?

#609
I can't tell.

#610
He's listening.

#611
He's not understanding.

#612
Yeah, he doesn't even like, get us, man. It's... We're talking about you.

#613
Oh.

#614
Okay, let's move on from it.

#615
What do you think is happening right now?

#616
Guys, it doesn't matter.

#617
It's good.

#618
We'll sort this out later.

#619
It doesn't matter, guys, because I have no love for this plan.

#620
I just don't want to be a trashman.

#621
Yeah, and guys, if I'm being honest, there's no way that I

#622
can hang off one of the back of these, just simply no way.

#623
Yeah, what would you hang onto?

#624
Let's bail on plan.

#625
Let's bail on it.

#626
I don't want to do it.

#627
Wait, wait, but that's the whole thing, right?

#628
We can't just quit.

#629
Like, we have to see Frank's plan all the way through.

#630
That's what he wants us to do.

#631
Okay, all right, fine.

#632
We'll do Frank's plan.

#633
But I think I have a tweak that is gonna solve both of our problems.

#634
This is what I'm talking about, Charlie.

#635
Oh, yeah.

#636
See, we're still doing Frank's plan; we're just improving on it.

#637
Yeah, we... absolutely.

#638
Look, the man's got good plans.

#639
It's the specifics are outdated.

#640
They're old... You know?

#641
They're very outdated.

#642
Yeah, sure, in the 1950s, yeah, you could drive around door to

#643
door in a windowless van, and people didn't think they were gonna get raped.

#644
Now, th-they will think that.

#645
Yeah.

#646
This is better.

#647
I know, and plus with the tuxedos, you know, honestly, who

#648
wouldn't want their trashman in a tuxedo?

#649
Absolutely.

#650
I know I would.

#651
There's plenty of room in the back for the trash.

#652
You know, the real trashmen don't know we're scabbing.

#653
Good plan.

#654
It's a good plan.

#655
Wonder how Max is doing back there.

#656
I can't believe you never listen to me.

#657
You're supposed to look like a whore.

#658
The whore-politician is outdated, Frank.

#659
That is an idea that's best left in the trash.

#660
I am presenting myself as a powerful lady.

#661
You're presenting yourself as a banana.

#662
Okay, you know what, I'm here and I'm doing your plan.

#663
I'm just doing it my way.

#664
Well, at least sex it up a little bit. Open some buttons.

#665
I don't want to. Stop it.

#666
Get off me!

#667
Show some skin.

#668
Stop it, Frank!

#669
St... Oh, great!

#670
This is nice. This doesn't look powerful or sexy.

#671
Now it looks good.

#672
Great job, Frank!

#673
Sorry, sorry, sorry.

#674
I'm running a little bit late.

#675
Now, I understand that you guys wanted to get a bid to undermine

#676
the waste manag... I know you guys.

#677
Oh, shit.

#678
This ain't gonna work.

#679
You know this guy?

#680
It's the gay guy who wanted to buy Paddy's.

#681
Oh, yeah, you fired me from the Oldies Rock Café.

#682
Huh, I did not picture this guy getting recycled back into the mix.

#683
So much for the sex appeal angle.

#684
I don't know, Frank, why don't you sex it up a little?

#685
What do you mean? Get off.

#686
Get off of me, get off of me.

#687
Why don't you sex it?

#688
How about you be the whore?

#689
How about you be the whore, huh?

#690
Get off me.

#691
Why don't you show some skin?

#692
Please... Stop it.

#693
Get off of me.

#694
Huh? He likes it like that.

#695
Stop it.

#696
Oh, do it, show some skin.

#697
Knock it off, you lousy bitch.

#698
Stop it!

#699
What are you doing?

#700
Uh... you like what you see?

#701
Hmm?

#702
# I still got the moves... #

#703
Okay.

#704
Now, guys, we've done something like this before, so we should

#705
be able to do it better this time around.

#706
Right.

#707
Now, right off the bat, Charlie, were you planning on doing an accent of any kind?

#708
Yes.

#709
Me, too.

#710
You guys were both planning on doing accents.

#711
Yeah. Of course.

#712
Let's not do accents. That's the kind of wild-card stuff that always gets us into trouble.

#713
All right, you know what?

#714
Let's put all of our cards on the table.

#715
Were you guys planning anything else?

#716
I have a knife. Why do you have a knife?

#717
Uh, to make sure that the plan works.

#718
Could be good.

#719
Okay. The plan's gonna work.

#720
Give me the knife.

#721
All right.

#722
Should I have the knife? I should have the knife.

#723
Somebody should... have the knife.

#724
I'm afraid that if I don't have the knife, then one of you will stab somebody.

#725
And again, that's a wild card thing; we don't want that.

#726
Right.

#727
That's what we're trying to get rid of, right?

#728
Right.

#729
We don't want that.

#730
Right, right, right, right... Right, exactly.

#731
So why don't... and also, why don't you guys let me do the talking?

#732
Well, hold... hang on.

#733
You know, 'cause now you're... look, you've done talking

#734
before, and that hasn't always worked.

#735
It hasn't worked because you guys are always interrupting me.

#736
We were always what?

#737
I'll talk! I'll talk.

#738
Mac, you have an exceptional number of bugs in your teeth.

#739
You're gonna want to rinse those out; it's disgusting.

#740
Bugs?

#741
Yes, bugs.

#742
Yeah, yeah.

#743
Is that what that is?

#744
Yeah.

#745
If you're going to ride back there, ride with your mouth shut, man.

#746
All right, listen.

#747
I think I have a tweak where... none of us does the talking.

#748
# Hello #

#749
# Hello #

#750
# Hello #

#751
# We bet you hate that smell #

#752
# That small #

#753
# That smell from all your trash #

#754
# Your trash #

#755
# We bet you'd like three charming men to take your trash from you #

#756
# From you #

#757
# We have a limousine #

#758
# A limousine #

#759
# A limousine #

#760
# That we can fill fill with trash #

#761
# So please let us take your trash from you...#

#762
Wait, I have to stop you.

#763
Damn it, Dennis.

#764
I knew this wasn't gonna work.

#765
No, the plan was good.

#766
Charlie, you were sharp.

#767
I was... You were a little sharp.

#768
Guys, guys, the song was fine.

#769
Did you say you would take my trash?

#770
Yeah.

#771
Yeah, that's... Oh, my... How much will it cost?

#772
Oh, we didn't, um... $200... Oh, that's fantastic.

#773
Can we start now?

#774
Yeah!

#775
Yeah, sure.

#776
One more time with the song?

#777
No thank you. Just the trash.

#778
I knew I wasn't sharp.

#779
Let's go.

#780
All right, let's do it, boys.

#781
So how does this place tickle your fancy?

#782
Why are we here?

#783
Because you are a power bottom.

#784
He's a what?

#785
A power bottom.

#786
I'm not having this conversation.

#787
What do you want?

#788
We can pick up the trash for half the price of the union.

#789
We want city contract.

#790
Look, there's no way you're going to undermine one of the biggest unions

#791
in the city.

#792
Moreover, both sides are incredibly close to an agreement. So...

#793
Well, you see anything you like here?

#794
Maybe we can hook it up and change your mind.

#795
May I please leave?

#796
I don't get it.

#797
We take you to a titty bar and you say no to us.

#798
We bring you to this place with all these juicy dongs, and you shut us down.

#799
What team are you playing for?

#800
Hold on a second, Frank.

#801
I think I know what's going on here.

#802
This man has been realigned.

#803
He's a yestergay.

#804
What's a yestergay?

#805
A lot of men bounce around from label to label never quite

#806
finding their proper gay home.

#807
My hunch is that this gentleman has gone from a twink to a twunk to a twank.

#808
What's a twunk?

#809
Twink and a hunk.

#810
A twink with muscles, but still hairless.

#811
So smooth.

#812
Oh, incredibly smooth.

#813
A twank on the other hand.

#814
Twank is no good.

#815
That's a twink and a skank.

#816
Essentially a ragdoll, just being passed around from twink

#817
to twunk to bear to otter.

#818
Wait a minute, wait a minute.

#819
What's an otter?

#820
Subsection of bear.

#821
Still hairy, but where a bear generates his power through sheer mass alone,

#822
the otter generates his power through extraordinary quickness,

#823
cunning, and skill.

#824
That is a lot to keep in your head to maintain a lifestyle.

#825
It's very difficult to maintain the lifestyle of a twank versatile 'cause this

#826
this often leads to a lot of self-hatred and denial,

#827
especially among the religious or political types.

#828
So they try and realign their sexual orientation through therapy.

#829
So he's not gay anymore?

#830
Well, that's a hotly debated topic, isn't it?

#831
I, for one, am of the belief that some things can't be thrown

#832
in the trash, Frank.

#833
And your sexuality is one of them.

#834
I totally agree.

#835
Some cocks can't be unsucked.

#836
So is it a case of forgetting, or is it denying?

#837
Neither.

#838
Still gay.

#839
You still here?

#840
I thought you'd be gone by now.

#841
I can't.

#842
You're pointing a gun at me.

#843
Oh, I forgot.

#844
Well, I guess we'll be the ones to slink away.

#845
Dee...

#846
Whoo! All right.

#847
Are you guys having fun?

#848
Yeah! This is my dream.

#849
Are you guys loving this or what?

#850
Great, because I'm not.

#851
Me neither.

#852
Yeah, I'm not loving it.

#853
You know, I used to love trash, but this is just not how I wanted this to go.

#854
No, not at all.

#855
Look, yes, we're making lots of money, and that's great,

#856
but our tuxes are ruined and our limousine is covered in trash and seagulls.

#857
The gulls are shitting all over me.

#858
Oh, look, we've essentially become garbagemen.

#859
That's what I was trying to avoid.

#860
Guys, can I make a suggestion?

#861
Hmm?

#862
I don't want to do Frank's plan anymore, so I say we just quit right now.

#863
Let's quit it.

#864
Yeah, but I still have a lot of energy... Me too.

#865
...and I would like to take one of our old plans

#866
out of the trash and recycle it.

#867
You want to sell gas door-to-door?

#868
I've been thinking it the entire time.

#869
That's what I was thinking.

#870
Are you kidding me?

#871
I've totally been thinking about that.

#872
See, 'cause we're like... Ya, ta, ta, ta ta!

#873
Our friendship is like... It's strong.

#874
We'd never blow that up.

#875
That can't be trashed.

#876
Never throw that out.

#877
Guys, that gas idea was a great idea, and it was trashed long before

#878
it should've been trashed.

#879
Yeah, I have one more suggestion.

#880
Yeah?

#881
Instead of taking that all the way to New Jersey... let's just dump it in

#882
a poor neighborhood because they don't mind living in their own filth.

#883
Absolutely.

#884
They don't know any better.

#885
I mean, why else would they choose to live like that?

#886
They don't care?

#887
They clearly don't care.

#888
Let's do it.

#889
Guys, the boys are back in town.

#890
The boys are back in town.

#891
The boys are back in town.

#892
Uh!

#893
# The boys are back in town...#

#894
Oh... He just tried to kiss me.

#895
Yeah, he did a little bit.

#896
# The boys are back in town #

#897
Brothers, I got some good news:

#898
we're going back to work.

#899
The new contract is being finalized as we speak.

#900
Now, of course, we had to make a few compromises.

#901
What kind of compromises?

#902
Um, well, there were certain issues that we had to deal with.

#903
Issues? Certain?

#904
Give me that.

#905
Brothers, I don't know about you, but I can't understand

#906
this college boy's language.

#907
Am I right?

#908
We gotta have it in plain English.

#909
Okay, sir, I was just getting to that.

#910
He was just getting to that.

#911
He's trying to confuse us with his fancy language and his expensive podiums,

#912
but we know the truth.

#913
I don't.

#914
Look, just let me finish.

#915
This contract is bullshit.

#916
We gotta keep the strike going.

#917
Would you please just let him finish his sentence?

#918
But he's lying to us.

#919
But he hasn't said anything yet.

#920
Yeah, well, he's lying anyway.

#921
Hey, y'all, it's me, Martina Martinez.

#922
Whoa, whoa, whoa.

#923
Give it to me.

#924
Give it to me.

#925
These white boys is crazy, right?

#926
Youse about to get screwed by your city and your union, as well.

#927
Okay, ma'am, if you just give me the mic, please... Rape! Rape! Rape!

#928
Oh, my... This white boy's got his hands all over my beautiful brown body!

#929
Thank you.

#930
Now, why is it that my Latino and my proud African brothers

#931
got to be doing all the work while these cracker-ass bitches

#932
doing the negotiating?

#933
What are you doing?

#934
Just go with it.

#935
Let me ask you something.

#936
Why we got to be the trashmen and the maids and the gardeners, hmm?

#937
Yeah!

#938
Why we got to live next to the trash dumps and the ghettos?

#939
We deserve better!

#940
Yeah!

#941
When was the last time a white lady pick up after you

#942
when you threw your orange soda and your grape sodas on the ground?!

#943
You're losing them.

#944
Uh, well, there's-there's... Well, hold on a second!

#945
What's happening over here?!

#946
Oh, my God!

#947
The white upper-class man has no respect for us!

#948
They're dumping their trash in our neighborhood!

#949
# So buy our classy gasoline

#950
We got to go get them!

#951
Yeah!

#952
Go get them!

#953
Go get them!

#954
Let's go get them!

#955
Let's go!

#956
Hang on a second.

#957
What's this all about?

#958
Now, that looks to me like some sort of swarming mob.

#959
Yeah, I know.

#960
What are they so angry about though?

#961
I don't know.

#962
Something bad's about to happen to somebody.

#963
Is it us?

#964
Yep.

#965
Yeah. Go, go, go.

#966
Get in.

#967
Don't dump your trash in our neighborhood, you rich prick!

#968
Sorry! Sorry!

#969
Right.

#970
No to the contract!

#971
Right? Right?

#972
No to the contract!

#973
What the hell were you guys doing dumping down there?

#974
Look, it would've been fine if Dee hadn't incited a race war.

#975
How was I supposed to know it was you guys?

#976
We were going back to the old gas plan, okay?

#977
Why?

#978
Why don't you do my plan?

#979
Why couldn't you guys just grease that city council guy?

#980
I mean, so what if he's gay, you know?

#981
He zigs, you zag.

#982
I would've gotten the contract.

#983
Can we just forget about the whole thing, please?

#984
Let's just forget about it.

#985
Can I get a beer? Yeah, I'm on it.

#986
I don't want to talk about it either.

#987
Let me have a beer.

#988
Yeah.

#989
Yeah, beer me, beer me.

#990
Yes, beers!

#991
We should get rugs for the bar.

#992
We should make rugs for the bar.

#993
Make them?

#994
I got a rug guy.

#995
We could put on a show where we play rug salesmen.

#996
That's a good idea.

#997
That would attract a great amount of attention.

#998
No, no way.

#999
What, no, what?!

#1000
Guys, we give up way too easily.

#1001
Let me just jump onto the next thing?

#1002
What? That's insane.

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