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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 8, Episode 8 — Charlie Rules the World

#1
You were disrespectful to me.

#2
That's the past.

#3
God, get a life.

#4
This is my life, bitch.

#5
You bitch!

#6
Aw, you slut.

#7
Ah, hold still, Charlie... you're flickering.

#8
Sorry, it's... I'm trying to get you good images, but I keep getting

#9
shocked a little bit.

#10
Well, don't let that affect your work.

#11
No, I'm really trying not to.

#12
It's just that, you know, I have to run the wires from the other building...

#13
Building and, you know, there's asbestos in the ducts, which...

#14
Good for breathing, so I'm tired.

#15
Why are you watching this crap?

#16
Come on, turn the TV off.

#17
Let's go out, let's do something... I'm bored.

#18
Hey, let's go dancing, huh?

#19
I want to do something.

#20
Dancing?

#21
We're watching Real Housewives.

#22
You know, there's nothing real about this shit, Frank.

#23
You know that, come on.

#24
Real women don't even look like that.

#25
Hey, guys.

#26
That is what real women look like.

#27
Dee, are you sick?

#28
No, I feel great.

#29
Oh, I haven't had a chance to shower for a few days.

#30
I've been gaming like a loon.

#31
You've been what?

#32
Gaming... I've been playing this online video game.

#33
It is awesome.

#34
Charlie, speaking of which, you want to come play my avatar for

#35
a little bit while I run some errands?

#36
I don't want my crops to die.

#37
Nah, I'm kind of busy working for the guys at the ele...

#38
Shit!

#39
Yes, he's working for us.

#40
He will do nothing of the sort.

#41
We're going dancing. Come on!

#42
What if I give you three bucks?

#43
Hey, you're our employee.

#44
You do what we say.

#45
I pay your rent.

#46
Do not drop those wires!

#47
Hey, Charlie, to live is to dance. Let's go.

#48
Charlie, what if I gave you five bucks?

#49
You owe me five bucks!

#50
Ah, shit! Screw it!

#51
Son of a bitch! Shit!

#52
All right, I'll tell you what.

#53
I'm gonna go with Dee, okay?

#54
But I'm getting sick of this shit, I really am.

#55
You treat me like a dumb-dumb and a grunt, and I have

#56
potential, you know?

#57
I can go places, I can do things.

#58
Who knows?

#59
I might even rule the world one day.

#60
Rule the world, huh?

#61
Yeah, if that happens, I'll blow myself.

#62
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#63
Okay, so it's called TechPocalypse, right?

#64
And we're post-apocalypse, and we have to rebuild civilization.

#65
This is me, ZingingCutie23.

#66
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down!

#67
ZingingCutie 23.

#68
Are you pretending that you're 23 years old?

#69
- No. - It seems like it.

#70
No, I... It's... I... It's a random number that I picked.

#71
It's a random number?

#72
It's a number to put at the end of that. You know what?

#73
Just watch over my tribe, and make sure nobody, you know,

#74
takes it over, and I'll give you your money, okay?

#75
Okay. Okay. Wait.

#76
Hold on a second. What is that?

#77
That's you.

#78
You're one of my subjects.

#79
That's me.

#80
Why am I in the game?

#81
Is that Mac?

#82
Of course that's Mac.

#83
You guys are all here.

#84
See, Mac's my handmaiden.

#85
How do you do?

#86
How do you do?

#87
And Dennis is a midget blacksmith.

#88
Frank is a mutant half-donkey.

#89
And you're my jester.

#90
Why am I eating out of a trough?

#91
Made sense.

#92
Are you kidding me?

#93
So let me get this straight.

#94
You've been playing this game for, like, a week straight just

#95
so you feel like you lord over all of us? Is that what this is?

#96
Charlie, do you want your five bucks or not?

#97
I want my five dollars.

#98
It's just pathetic, Dee.

#99
Okay, well, maybe it is.

#100
Maybe it isn't.

#101
I really do need the money, though.

#102
Yeah, well, then get to work.

#103
Can you give me an advance?

#104
No, not in advance.

#105
We'll see how well you do.

#106
All right, I got this.

#107
I got this.

#108
Yeah.

#109
See, this is what I'm talking about, guys, huh?

#110
I mean, playing online video games and watching stupid

#111
reality shows... that's not real life.

#112
It's keeping people from experiencing real life.

#113
Yeah?

#114
This is real.

#115
It's real, but it feels weird as shit.

#116
There's nobody else in the bar dancing.

#117
We're setting the tone, Frank.

#118
Yeah, we will lead, and others will follow.

#119
I'm stopping.

#120
Oh, come on, don't stop.

#121
Look, all right, let's go do some shots, and that will get

#122
you guys fired up, and we'll come back out, and we'll do some

#123
more of this or whatever.

#124
You know, you can do the move, and... well, come on, come on, come on, come on.

#125
Hey, uh, bartender, three shots of whiskey, come on.

#126
Hey, I know you guys.

#127
You're the donkey man and the princess, right?

#128
We don't know what you're talking about.

#129
Take a hike, Bozo.

#130
Geek.

#131
Check it out. Look at this.

#132
This is... this is you, right?

#133
This-this is Frank and-and Mac from ZingingCutie's tribe?

#134
What the hell is this?

#135
This is Dee's online video game, and she's created characters for all of us.

#136
She's humiliating us virtually.

#137
Who cares? It's a video game.

#138
What do you mean, who cares?

#139
This is starting to piss me off.

#140
Stop getting invested in fake realities.

#141
Let's live real life!

#142
Well, Dennis, my anger feels very real.

#143
Are you feeling it?

#144
Are you feeling it?

#145
Yeah, well, it's not real.

#146
It's not.

#147
I-I-I... I'm angry.

#148
Okay, it's not real, and you know what it also isn't?

#149
It also isn't epic, okay?

#150
And you know what is epic?

#151
Doing these shots, going out there and dancing.

#152
Come on, do it, do the shots.

#153
I'll do the shots.

#154
I'll just do the shots.

#155
How about that?

#156
Mm-hmm.

#157
Oh, somebody got a smart phone.

#158
Okay, you know, I tell you what, Carl.

#159
Let's settle for a C trade.

#160
We'll call it a day on that.

#161
I got to run.

#162
ZingingCutie44 is back, so I'm out.

#163
Changed your name.

#164
What the hell are you doing, Charlie?

#165
I told you to just feed my crops.

#166
I did, I fed your crops, and then I gathered some rocks, and

#167
I built a little wall around your tribe.

#168
Then I used the leftover rocks to dam the river so that you could fish.

#169
Now you're doing well in the game.

#170
You sucked at it, all right?

#171
All you did was spend your money on stuff you don't need, just

#172
like in real life.

#173
I don't do that in real life.

#174
Yes, you do.

#175
What did you get at the store?

#176
I bought a smart phone so that I can play the game on the go.

#177
What's going on with the fingernails?

#178
Well, I had those done like Flo-Jo.

#179
Why?! It's craziness.

#180
I just thought it would be funny. I... Dee, this is your problem.

#181
I could take this money, I could feed myself for a month.

#182
I would buy milk, I would buy flour, I'd buy vitamins, I'd

#183
boil them down to little energy balls to sustain me, but whatever. Forget it.

#184
Enjoy your game, enjoy all your new followers, and you're welcome.

#185
Oh, shit!

#186
Charlie, you got me 31 new followers?

#187
Yeah.

#188
That's amazing!

#189
Hey, do you want to maybe team up?

#190
No, 'cause I don't want to be a slave.

#191
Come on, Charlie, please.

#192
I need you.

#193
It's, like, when I'm doing good in the game, I'm doing good in life.

#194
Oh, I want to make fun of you for saying that, but I kind of

#195
know what you mean.

#196
It's like I'm thriving.

#197
You are thriving.

#198
Yeah, I did feel that, and I... You felt that?

#199
I did, I felt that, you know, and I never get to thrive.

#200
I want to be the guy who thrives for once.

#201
Right? Me, neither.

#202
All right, I'll tell you what... make me your king, and let's get rocking.

#203
Ew, no. I don't want to do that 'cause we'd have to be

#204
married, and that would be awful.

#205
Oh, okay, I'll see you later.

#206
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

#207
Sit down, sit down, sit down.

#208
I'll make you my king; just accept my request to consummate.

#209
Consummate? What is that?

#210
Have sex.

#211
Oh. So, um, we should have sex then?

#212
In the game.

#213
Yeah, in the game, sure, yeah.

#214
Yeah.

#215
Either way.

#216
Uh, so, push enter hard, or one, like, slow push, and you do your

#217
thing, or a little circular action?

#218
Just push the button, Charlie.

#219
Just push the button.

#220
That was good, right?

#221
Was it?

#222
I think.

#223
You see me, Frank, you see me coming?

#224
I see you, I see you.

#225
Oh, here comes another guy.

#226
I'm gonna fight him.

#227
Mac attack!

#228
Fight!

#229
I lost again!

#230
Goddamn it, how do I keep losing?

#231
I'm huge.

#232
Stop fighting every guy in the game.

#233
The fighting is the best part.

#234
It's the only reason I'm playing.

#235
Oh, my God, will you guys please shut up?

#236
I'm hungover as shit.

#237
We're playing TechPocalypse.

#238
Mac is a soiled fool, and I am a gorgeous girl with big cans and

#239
I'm banging all the fishermen in sight for fish and I'm also

#240
being catty with all the women in the game, like I'm a Real Housewife.

#241
Look, Dennis, I-I'm six-foot- ten.

#242
I have always wanted to be six- foot-ten.

#243
Hey, look, Mac, you're five- foot-nine, and Frank, you're a

#244
man... an ugly, old man!

#245
You're not understanding this, Dennis, but I think I have

#246
something that could help you wrap your head around it.

#247
I've never had my hair cut in a bedroom.

#248
Well, one thing I've learned from cutting hair all these

#249
years, Danielle, is you don't have to go to a high-end salon

#250
to get a high-end salon-quality cut.

#251
Little spritz?

#252
Why are we watching Dennis' sex tape?

#253
Shh.

#254
It's cold.

#255
I know.

#256
Well, we'll make it hot in a minute, don't worry about that.

#257
Well, don't... Well, it's always... there's

#258
always so much, so much preamble.

#259
Okay, here we go.

#260
Okay.

#261
Oh, oh, um, all right.

#262
All right.

#263
Whoa.

#264
Now, Dennis, how does this make you feel?

#265
Powerful.

#266
Yes, of course, but how does it affect you sexually?

#267
I'm very aroused right now.

#268
I, too, am aroused.

#269
I'm starting to swell up.

#270
Yeah.

#271
See, now all three of us are aroused, and there's not a woman in the room.

#272
See, this is no different than sports or video games.

#273
It's all a virtual experience.

#274
No, no, no, bullshit, this was real, okay, this happened, I

#275
did this.

#276
All right, I drew this woman in, I styled her hair, I entered her

#277
with almost no resistance.

#278
I did these things.

#279
You say it's real, but what even is reality?

#280
Yeah, who knows?

#281
We don't even know if we're in this room.

#282
We could be in a turtle's dream in outer space.

#283
What are you talking about?

#284
I'm gonna go out into the real world again today and have real experiences.

#285
I'm gonna draw those people in to me, okay?

#286
A turtle's dream.

#287
That's crazy, lunacy.

#288
So, tell me something, Queen of Thrones, how about we stop

#289
being enemies, we start becoming friends here, huh?

#290
Charlie, I just got a new nose and I'm flying to Miami to get my lips inflated.

#291
Can you hang on one second?

#292
What, Dee, what are you buying?

#293
How are you paying for that?

#294
We have plenty of money.

#295
I know we have money.

#296
We have money because I... All right, you know what?

#297
Yes, fine, buy your lips, buy your noses, buy whatever you're gonna buy.

#298
All right, don't interrupt me when I'm running our tribe,

#299
okay, 'cause that's kind of a big deal.

#300
I know, I'm sorry.

#301
All right, so don't interrupt.

#302
Okay.

#303
Do me a favor, refill my bowl of energy balls, okay?

#304
Please make yourself useful.

#305
Sorry about that, Queen of Thrones, let me step into my office here.

#306
Hey, bitch!

#307
Frank, you are SweetPeaches69?

#308
How did you get so many followers?

#309
What can I say?

#310
Some girls are more popular than others.

#311
Are you wearing a mink coat?

#312
What, this old thing?

#313
Guy gave it to me for going down on him.

#314
I've been getting a lot of gifts lately.

#315
I just got sent a whole box of peaches... real ones.

#316
I'm eating like a goddamn islander.

#317
I'm living a pretty classy life these days.

#318
Ooh, you should come to my party.

#319
I'm gonna meet a lot of my online friends there.

#320
It's gonna be a very classy affair, but you can come anyway.

#321
Well, look, we can sit here, we can talk cheesesteaks all day

#322
long, but maybe you and I could get together at my bar, settle

#323
this thing once and for all.

#324
Charlie, we got to talk.

#325
Whoa.

#326
We're going to a party... a real one... Frank's throwing it.

#327
Yes, I know what's going on.

#328
I know everything that's happening.

#329
Do you know he has a bunch of followers?

#330
Do you know that he's parading around in a mink coat, and he humiliated me?

#331
I'm a queen, okay?

#332
I should be the one wearing mink and I should be throwing digs at him.

#333
You know what I mean?

#334
I should have a lot more followers.

#335
You want mink, Dee, you want a mink coat?

#336
You want a nice, real mink coat, not a virtual one like Frank?

#337
Don't dick around with this.

#338
Are you serious?

#339
I am dead serious.

#340
I trade with a guy online; he has a clothing store.

#341
I'm sure I could give him some crops, maybe a follower or two,

#342
and he'll give you a mink coat.

#343
For me?

#344
Would you like that?

#345
I would love that.

#346
You, you would like that, wouldn't you?

#347
You know how that's not gonna happen?

#348
What?

#349
It's not gonna happen if I'm not playing the goddamn game!

#350
Because when I'm not playing the game, people are attacking our

#351
tribe, okay, and that's a lot of pressure, that's a lot of stress.

#352
It's too much for you.

#353
And we could lose everything, we could lose everything that we

#354
have worked for... everything!

#355
I wasn't thinking.

#356
No, you're not really the thinking kind, though.

#357
I'm kind of the thinking one in the relationship, so... Right, thank you.

#358
Be pretty, you know, talk to me right.

#359
Yeah.

#360
Get my energy balls.

#361
Unbelievable.

#362
Hey, Charlie, we need to talk, dude.

#363
Well, well, well, if it isn't the soiled fool.

#364
Frank told you about that?

#365
Uh, no, everyone's talking about it online; it's hilarious.

#366
You destroyed your computer, you bashed it to bits.

#367
I'm assuming it got you in the eye... is that what's going on there?

#368
It bashed me back a little bit.

#369
Yeah, you should win those fights, you shouldn't lose...

#370
I did win, I did win, it just got a couple of good shots in.

#371
It did, yeah.

#372
Hey, Charlie, hey, listen, I want to tell you something.

#373
Um, Dee... Yeah?

#374
You're not going to offer our guest any?

#375
Of course I... of course, that's what I was doing.

#376
Yeah.

#377
Hey, Mac, hey, did you, did you want an energy ball or two?

#378
Yeah.

#379
Go ahead, have as many as you want... is that enough?

#380
That's... yeah, that's good.

#381
There you go, okay.

#382
Okay, you need to fuel up.

#383
Have a bunch of balls.

#384
Yeah, I do, thank you.

#385
Okay, thank you.

#386
Okay... don't touch.

#387
No, now I know.

#388
Right, yeah.

#389
I didn't mean that.

#390
And stop groveling, just... Let me know if you need...

#391
You're not pretty when you do that, so... Wow, you, like, totally

#392
psychologically, like, annihilated her.

#393
Yeah.

#394
You're good at building, I'm good at destroying.

#395
We should totally team up.

#396
Wait, you know what?

#397
Can you do me a favor?

#398
Can you watch her for a little while while I go meet a girl that I met online?

#399
A real girl?

#400
Yeah, a real girl.

#401
She's probably fat, right?

#402
Probably very fat, yeah.

#403
If she's got any fat friends, I'm, I'm in.

#404
If she has any fat friends, I'll let you know.

#405
Or ugly.

#406
Yeah, or ugly.

#407
If they're sick, that's fine, too.

#408
Yeah, or ugly or sick or, or male or female or whatever it is that you like.

#409
That's not the point.

#410
Like, the point is, you know how women get.

#411
You know, she catches wind that I'm meeting a girl, she's going to go...

#412
Oh, totally, totally.

#413
I hate women.

#414
Yeah, I-I know that you feel that way, but do what I'm asking

#415
and then I can help you out with the game.

#416
Okay, do what?

#417
Watch Dee.

#418
Oh, okay, yeah.

#419
Hello, hi.

#420
Anyone?

#421
Come on, hello, hi.

#422
God, it's unbelievable.

#423
Does anybody want to experience this?

#424
Anyone want to experience me?

#425
For real?

#426
Oasis Sensory Deprivation.

#427
Enter a new dimension.

#428
Change your perception.

#429
Experience a new reality.

#430
Experience a new reality.

#431
Stop getting invested in fake realities!

#432
I'm six foot, ten.

#433
You're five foot, nine.

#434
What even is reality?

#435
This is real.

#436
How do you do?

#437
We could be in a turtle's dream in outer space.

#438
What is real?

#439
Is this real? Am I?

#440
Who are you?

#441
Oh, I'm you.

#442
Huh.

#443
That's an amazing accent.

#444
I like yours as well.

#445
I think I know what reality is, but maybe I don't.

#446
Everything in life is becoming more and more virtual.

#447
Aw, don't be such a wanker.

#448
Life is all in your mind.

#449
If you believe it to be real, then it's real.

#450
I'm so confused, British Dennis.

#451
You create your own reality.

#452
I've known beggars to be kings and kings to be beggars, all

#453
because they believed it so.

#454
It's your choice.

#455
It's my choice.

#456
It's your universe.

#457
It's my universe.

#458
And you are God.

#459
I... am... God.

#460
Oh... oh... oh, no... okay.

#461
Shh, shh, shh, shh.

#462
Charlie?

#463
Hey.

#464
Julie, right?

#465
The Queen of Thrones!

#466
The second most powerful player in the game.

#467
And you are the Mighty Rat Slayer.

#468
'Tis I, 'tis I!

#469
It's nice to meet you!

#470
Yeah, I'm sorry... I'm sorry, I haven't had a chance to tidy myself.

#471
You know, when you're playing the game, you get caught up and...

#472
Have a seat! Have a seat!

#473
Wow, this is... It's cool to meet someone from the game, you know?

#474
I brought you something.

#475
You did?

#476
It's nothing, really.

#477
It's just, um... the best cheesecake in Philadelphia.

#478
You dog!

#479
Uh, I'll be the judge of that, all right?

#480
You little rascal, you.

#481
Uh, I don't normally meet people from the game, but you

#482
seem like such a nice guy.

#483
Thanks, yeah, yeah, you know... This is embarrassing, but I got

#484
you something too, you know?

#485
I don't want... I don't want to make you feel weird but here.

#486
Oh, how thoughtful.

#487
I wonder what it is.

#488
It's not much.

#489
Just a box of spiders.

#490
What the hell?

#491
Well, while we've been sitting here, my followers have

#492
burned your land, they've raped your people, and they've destroyed your tribe.

#493
You thought you could make a move on me, Queen of Thrones?

#494
Well, you were wrong.

#495
What?

#496
I just wanted to have lunch with you.

#497
Oh, right.

#498
Oh, let's have lunch because we're hungry and we want to eat food.

#499
Bullshit!

#500
You think I'd give up all this for lunch?

#501
You stupid, fat pig.

#502
I'm not fat.

#503
No, you're not fat, but you were... you were supposed to be.

#504
My friend Mac said you would be fat.

#505
Whatever.

#506
You're a dick.

#507
And your breath smells like dog food.

#508
Whatever, you bitch!

#509
I got the power now!

#510
I'm doing good in the game, so I'm doing good in life!

#511
Oh, look who's here.

#512
Well, it's nice that you came.

#513
A little overdressed.

#514
You said that this was a classy affair, Frank.

#515
It was a classy affair until you showed up.

#516
You bitch!

#517
Where are your 101 Dalmatians tonight?

#518
He's better at the zings than you!

#519
All right, Dee, give me your phone, give me your headset... I

#520
got to get back online ASAP.

#521
I just made some big things happen.

#522
Big things, baby!

#523
Boom!

#524
No.

#525
She's not with you anymore, bro.

#526
Hold on. Shut up.

#527
Wh-Why is the soiled fool talking to me?

#528
I don't need you anymore, Charlie.

#529
I'd like a divorce.

#530
Ooh! Juicy!

#531
Wait, what are you talking about?

#532
I know you were gonna leave me for the Queen of Thrones, so

#533
I've slept with Mac to humiliate you.

#534
She's humiliated you and herself by sleeping with me.

#535
I'm good at the game now.

#536
Oh, my God, Dee, you stupid idiot.

#537
Do you... do you have a brain in your head?

#538
I was tricking that girl, so that I could destroy her tribe.

#539
We're the most powerful tribe in the whole game now!

#540
What are you doing?!

#541
Uh... you know, I-I guess maybe I hadn't really thought

#542
the whole thing through.

#543
No, you didn't think!

#544
Because you don't think!

#545
You're just a stupid kept housewife, okay?

#546
Zing it, girl!

#547
Frank, shut the hell up!

#548
How dare you all conspire against me?

#549
How dare you?!

#550
You know what, I want everyone out.

#551
Everyone get out of my apartment, okay?

#552
No, not you, not you, and not you.

#553
The three of you, sit!

#554
Get out!

#555
Okay, I think we can all agree that this game is the most

#556
important thing that ever happened to us, right?

#557
Absolutely, yeah... It's very important... That's the truth.

#558
It's a hugely important thing!

#559
So because I'm a nice guy, you know, 'cause I'm a cool dude,

#560
I'll let you live, all right?

#561
But, Mac and Frank, you got to give me your shares of Paddy's Pub.

#562
Done!

#563
What?

#564
Yes!

#565
And, Dee, you're gonna have to do all the Charlie-work in the

#566
bar from here until... oh, I don't know... how's eternity sound?

#567
Stop... This game has gone on long enough.

#568
Uh, shit.

#569
Are you doing an accent?

#570
Yeah, I was doing a British acc... It was a British accent.

#571
That was British?!

#572
Yeah, I had it so good in my head... uh, I was doing a really

#573
good British accent.

#574
Doesn't matter. Anyway... Charlie, you think you have all the power?

#575
Well, you don't.

#576
You see, the only thing bigger than a king is a god.

#577
You think you're a god?

#578
I'm the one who's thriving, Dennis.

#579
I mean, look at me.

#580
You look like you're covered in Hawaiian Punch.

#581
Yeah?

#582
Yeah.

#583
Eh.

#584
I am the god of my own universe, Charlie.

#585
I decide my own reality, and I've decided all of your realities as well.

#586
So, you see, I unplugged it.

#587
You... unplugged reality?

#588
I don't understand what he's saying.

#589
Me neither.

#590
I just... I deleted all of your characters from the game.

#591
What?

#592
I erased all your... people.

#593
H-How did you do that?

#594
Well, it was easy.

#595
You guys all have the same password, "paddyspub."

#596
Oh, that's my password for everything.

#597
Mine, too.

#598
Why would you do that though?

#599
Why would you delete our characters?

#600
Because the goddamn game was irritating to me.

#601
I thought it was really stupid, and it really is just, you know,

#602
sort of that simple, so I ended the game, you know.

#603
That's the end.

#604
Doesn't have to be a whole big thing every single time, you know.

#605
That's life.

#606
That's just sort of how-how shit goes.

#607
Sometimes things just sort of... end.

#608
* All night long *

#609
* All night *

#610
Sync & corrections by honeybunny www.addic7ed.com

#611
Okay, so it's called TechPocalypse, right?

#612
And we're post-apocalypse, and we have to rebuild civilization.

#613
This is me, ZingingCutie23.

#614
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down!

#615
ZingingCutie 23.

#617
- No. - It seems like it.

#619
It's a random number?

#620
It's a number to put at the end of that. You know what?

#623
Okay. Okay. Wait.

#624
Hold on a second. What is that?

#625
That's you.

#626
You're one of my subjects.

#627
That's me.

#628
Why am I in the game?

#629
Is that Mac?

#630
Of course that's Mac.

#631
You guys are all here.

#632
See, Mac's my handmaiden.

#633
How do you do?

#634
How do you do?

#635
And Dennis is a midget blacksmith.

#637
And you're my jester.

#638
Why am I eating out of a trough?

#639
Made sense.

#640
Are you kidding me?

#641
So let me get this straight.

#642
You've been playing this game for, like, a week straight just

#643
so you feel like you lord over all of us? Is that what this is?

#645
I want my five dollars.

#646
It's just pathetic, Dee.

#647
Okay, well, maybe it is.

#648
Maybe it isn't.

#649
I really do need the money, though.

#650
Yeah, well, then get to work.

#651
Can you give me an advance?

#652
No, not in advance.

#653
We'll see how well you do.

#655
I got this.

#661
Yeah?

#662
This is real.

#663
It's real, but it feels weird as shit.

#664
There's nobody else in the bar dancing.

#667
I'm stopping.

#668
Oh, come on, don't stop.

#669
Look, all right, let's go do some shots, and that will get

#670
you guys fired up, and we'll come back out, and we'll do some

#671
more of this or whatever.

#672
You know, you can do the move, and... well, come on, come on, come on, come on.

#673
Hey, uh, bartender, three shots of whiskey, come on.

#674
Hey, I know you guys.

#675
You're the donkey man and the princess, right?

#676
We don't know what you're talking about.

#677
Take a hike, Bozo.

#678
Geek.

#679
Check it out. Look at this.

#680
This is... this is you, right?

#681
This-this is Frank and-and Mac from ZingingCutie's tribe?

#682
What the hell is this?

#683
This is Dee's online video game, and she's created characters for all of us.

#684
She's humiliating us virtually.

#685
Who cares? It's a video game.

#686
What do you mean, who cares?

#687
This is starting to piss me off.

#688
Stop getting invested in fake realities.

#689
Let's live real life!

#691
Are you feeling it?

#692
Are you feeling it?

#693
Yeah, well, it's not real.

#695
I-I-I... I'm angry.

#696
Okay, it's not real, and you know what it also isn't?

#697
It also isn't epic, okay?

#698
And you know what is epic?

#700
Come on, do it, do the shots.

#701
I'll do the shots.

#702
I'll just do the shots.

#703
How about that?

#704
Mm-hmm.

#705
Oh, somebody got a smart phone.

#706
Okay, you know, I tell you what, Carl.

#707
Let's settle for a C trade.

#708
We'll call it a day on that.

#709
I got to run.

#710
ZingingCutie44 is back, so I'm out.

#711
Changed your name.

#712
What the hell are you doing, Charlie?

#713
I told you to just feed my crops.

#714
I did, I fed your crops, and then I gathered some rocks, and

#715
I built a little wall around your tribe.

#716
Then I used the leftover rocks to dam the river so that you could fish.

#718
You sucked at it, all right?

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