It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 6, Episode 5 — Mac and Charlie - White Trash

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#1
Yo! Hey! Come on, bro,
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#2
- help us out here! - Swim time, my man.
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#3
- It's a heat wave, dude! - Heat wave!
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#4
- Heat wave! - Heat wave, my man.
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#5
I'm sorry about that. Can I help you?
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#6
- Yeah, two, checking in for the pool. - Check us in. Check us in.
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#7
Uh, sorry, sir. You can't bring beer onto the premises.
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#8
What? You can't drink in this pool?
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#9
- No. - That's kind of weird.
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#10
Charlie, chug this.
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#11
- Yeah, we'll pound 'em. - We'll just have to finish these out here.
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#12
Why don't you help us out?
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#13
- The boss isn't around. - Oh, no. I'm good.
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#14
- All right. More for us. - You sure?
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#15
I'm sure. Yeah.
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#16
I'm gonna assume you guys aren't members here.
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#17
You know what? Why don't you sign us up?
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#18
We'll blaze through these in no time.
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#19
If you'd like to join our swim club,
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#20
you need to be sponsored by two existing members.
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#21
But I'm sorry to tell you
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#22
that membership is currently at capacity.
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#23
- At capacity? - Yeah.
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#24
We're in the middle of a terrible heat wave
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#25
and you happen to be at capacity for us.
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#26
Well, you can try the public pool.
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#27
Oh, thank you.
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#28
Thank you for your suggestion.
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#29
- We're out of here. Let's go. - Yeah.
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#30
- you. - You don't have to… Oh, sir.
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#31
I cannot believe that that just happened, in this day and age.
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#32
I know. I can't believe there's such a big list.
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#33
Mm-mm. Don't you get it, dude?
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#34
They'll always be "at capacity" for us.
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#35
I don't get that at all. Is that what he said?
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#36
Don't you get it? We got big-timed. He called us lower class.
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#37
- He called us lower class? - Yeah.
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#38
But I wouldn't argue with that. We're definitely lower class.
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#39
I'm not disputing that fact.
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#40
I'm saying we shouldn't get boxed out for it. It's bullshit.
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#41
Honestly, I just wanna go swimming.
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#42
Should we suck it up and go to the public pool?
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#43
Ugh! Gross, dude. I will not go to that disgusting public pool.
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#44
People there are gross.
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#45
I got a good idea. Let's get out of here.
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#46
There she is.
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#47
This is what I'm talking about, bro.
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#48
Man, the old diving pool.
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#49
Remember how much fun we used to have here?
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#50
It's all deep end.
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#51
Hell, yeah, we had fun, dude.
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#52
Because this was a pool for people like us.
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#53
Street guys. And I think it's clear why it looks like shit now.
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#54
'Cause Jamie Nelson drowned in it.
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#55
What? No.
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#56
No, I was gonna say it was because of a pattern of discrimination,
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#57
because this was a pool for lower-class people.
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#58
- Dude, what? - Yeah. Look, dude,
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#59
I say it's time we take matters into our own hands with this.
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#60
- What you thinking? - I'm saying we fix up this pool.
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#61
Man, I'm gonna have to keep tinkering with the AC 'cause I can't feel it at all.
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#62
Can you feel it?
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#63
Charlie, you gotta focus? A pool is a major investment.
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#64
So if we're gonna get Frank on board with this,
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#65
we have to approach him as equals.
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#66
Is that why you got that gold chain?
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#67
That's why I got the gold chain.
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#68
Okay. I see what you're going after here.
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#69
- Hey, Frank! - Yeah.
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#70
We have a bit of a presentation for you.
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#71
Can you come down?
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#72
Oh, what's up? What's with the sheet?
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#73
Not just yet, okay? Please, have a seat.
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#74
Charlie, get Frank a beer.
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#75
Don't do airplane noises.
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#76
- Just give him the beer. - Good move.
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#77
Why don't we get beers?
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#78
Because you're not even supposed to be here.
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#79
Frank is the audience. So just keep your mouth shut.
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#80
Sheet, sheet, sheet.
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#81
Okay, ready. Hey, here we go!
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#82
Boom! Pool!
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#83
Charlie and I found this abandoned pool that we used to swim in when we were kids.
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#84
It's, like, full of
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#85
- all sort of branches and shit. - It's a big mess.
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#86
If we have a little bit of money, we can clean it up…
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#87
- Pass. - No. Just let me finish.
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#88
- I have a whole thing… - Pass. It's too much work.
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#89
What else you got?
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#90
Is this 'cause you guys are still all pissed off
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#91
about not getting into that swim club?
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#92
Look, if you guys were there, you would know how we feel.
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#93
Oh, no. Stop right there. We would not know how it feels
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#94
'cause Dee and I would have waltzed right into that swim club.
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#95
You don't lump Dennis and me in with you. We're high class, so…
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#96
You should've seen this guy. He would have lumped the shit out of you.
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#97
Dennis, we live in the same apartment.
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#98
Let me explain to you guys a little something about how class works.
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#99
You're born into class. It's about pedigree. It's about upbringing.
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#100
It has nothing to do with your present circumstances.
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#101
No, see, Dennis and I were born upper class,
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#102
and therefore we currently are and will forever remain upper class.
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#103
Frank, stop picking your teeth for one second and back us up on this.
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#104
Look, I quit on that shit. You understand?
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#105
I quit on it. I don't give a rat's ass about class.
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#106
I live on the fringe. Fringe class is where I am.
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#107
Okay, great. You're in the fringe class. I still maintain
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#108
that Dee and I are in the upper class.
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#109
All this talk has me thinking about taking a dip.
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#110
- I'm hot as shit, Dee. - Oh, yeah.
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#111
We could go pop a hydrant.
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#112
- Now we'd beat the heat that way. - I'm not popping shit.
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#113
That's about as low class as it gets. Dee?
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#114
- Swim club. - Swim club.
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#115
- Later, bitches. - Okay.
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#116
Sorry, sir. We are at capacity.
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#117
Capacity? That is unbelievable
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#118
that you would use the word "capacity" with us.
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#119
We truly could not admit you, even if you had the sponsors, which you don't.
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#120
Okay, well, we know you. You could sponsor us.
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#121
I don't know what kind of idea you have about us, but we are like you.
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#122
Send a little something sweet his way, maybe.
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#123
- Oh. A little sweetness? - Want a little something sweet?
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#124
All right. If that's the only language
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#125
- he understands… - In the mood for sweets?
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#126
Sir, please, you're just embarrassing yourself now.
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#127
Oh, I'm embarrassing?
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#128
I'm embarrassing myself?
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#129
Said the elitist pool guy.
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#130
You know what, Dee? I don't even think I'd want to be a part
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#131
of some exclusionary pool club
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#132
propagated by this man, this hatemonger.
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#133
Oh, yeah, I'm with you.
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#134
I bet you don't even have any Black people here.
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#135
Excuse me, ma'am, but there is an African-American family right there.
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#136
Oh, well, good for you!
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#137
You keep a couple of token ones around, do you?
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#138
- Parade 'em around like dancing monkeys? - Right. Oh, no.
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#139
- That's not… I didn't mean it like that. - Monkeys?
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#140
- It's a… It's a phrase that means… - It's a phrase.
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#141
- …performing on command. - Listen. Listen.
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#142
You are more than happy to try the public pool.
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#143
Oh, can we? Well, maybe we will.
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#144
Yeah, because we have class.
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#145
And having class means being able to mix with people that are beneath you.
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#146
- Mm-hmm. - Come on.
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#147
Your shirt doesn't even fit.
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#148
Wanna be an elitist, get yourself a tailor.
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#149
Oh.
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#150
- Oh! Oh! - No, Dee, that's…
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#151
- …severely lacking in class. - Yeah. Too much? My bad. Got carried away.
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#152
Oh, Jesus Christ. It's like a goddamn zoo!
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#153
Uh, there's a very disturbing lack of adults here.
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#154
That girl just jumped in with her sneakers on.
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#155
These people all have sneakers on.
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#156
All right. You know what's happening here?
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#157
We're experiencing a bit of culture shock.
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#158
These people are very different from
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#159
the people that are at our normal pool environment,
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#160
and this whole environment is very different.
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#161
And that's okay. That's okay. It's not a bad thing.
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#162
- Dennis. Deandra. - Yeah.
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#163
What are you doing here?
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#164
I tried to pop a hydrant, but there was no lookout, so I got shut down.
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#165
I see that you have a towel. Where did you get that?
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#166
I don't see any attendants around here.
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#167
Oh, I bartered fringe style with that guy over there.
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#168
I gave him a bite of my hot dog, he's letting me use his towel.
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#169
- Want a bite? - No.
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#170
- Yo, Mac! - Yeah.
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#171
Hey, dude. I think this right here has got "keeper pile" written all over it.
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#172
We could set some of this up strategically
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#173
to represent where all the cool shit in the pool's gonna be.
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#174
Like, you know, this rusty bike frame?
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#175
We could say, "That's where the swim-up bar is."
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#176
- Swim-up bar. That's good, dude. - Yeah.
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#177
Man, I got a whole plan, like,
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#178
we'll dip one of those cans with the string on it into the water,
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#179
and when we're underwater, we'll place our order.
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#180
You know, "Two beers, please."
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#181
And when we swim up to the top,
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#182
Dennis hands them to us.
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#183
Well, I was thinking we'd be at capacity for Dennis, but
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#184
if he's serving us, that makes him lower than us,
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#185
- so that's cool. - He'll be lower than us.
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#186
- Don't worry about that. - I don't wanna put a tin can in the water
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#187
though with a string 'cause we're not eight.
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#188
I just thought it'd be cool. Put it in your ear. Put it in your mouth.
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#189
Yeah, that's not cool, but…
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#190
- Well, it's classy. - Eh, neither.
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#191
All right. Well, you wanna pop down here
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#192
- and help me chuck this mattress out? - Yeah.
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#193
It's the last big thing I got.
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#194
Yeah, we'll get all of this out of here.
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#195
Ooh! God, dude, it's really squishy.
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#196
Yeah, it's covered in chlorine water, but, you know, it's clean.
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#197
There hasn't been chlorine in here since Jamie Nelson.
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#198
It's probably raw sewage that's been sitting here.
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#199
Yeah, it's got a sewage-y smell.
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#200
- Yeah. All right. - Let's just chuck it out. Ready?
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#201
- Yeah, let's get it out of here. - All right. Give it a boost.
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#202
- You ready? - One, two, three.
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#203
Whoo!
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#204
- I'm strong, dude. - I'm definitely getting stronger.
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#205
- Whoo! - Wow, dude. This pool is sweet.
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#206
It's super deep.
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#207
Yeah, I know. I know.
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#208
Yeah. Hey, dude, um, how have you been getting in and out of here?
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#209
I was climbing up the mattress, sort of like a ladder-type situation.
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#210
Aw, shit.
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#211
Ho…
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#212
Are we stuck in here?
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#213
I think we're stuck.
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#214
Help!
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#215
- Help! - Help!
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#216
- Come on! - Come on, man.
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#217
I can't even make out an angle to do a lap or anything.
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#218
- Ow! Son of a bitch! - What? What?
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#219
I just stepped on broken glass. Ow!
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#220
Oh, my God. There are shards of broken glass
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#221
all over the bottom of the pool.
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#222
Well, now I know why people are wearing shoes.
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#223
- Yeah. Now the shoes make a lot of sense. - Okay. Frank.
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#224
What in the hell are you doing with that watermelon, man?
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#225
- You ever play this game? - No.
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#226
You grease the watermelon up, you throw it in the pool.
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#227
Everybody goes crazy trying to grab it. They can't grab it.
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#228
Greased watermelon!
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#229
Here it comes! Try to grab it!
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#230
- Oh, no! - Come on.
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#231
Come on.
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#232
Ugh. I can't believe you borrowed hot dog guy's towel.
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#233
- Yeah, well, I'm not proud of it. - Gross.
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#234
- Listen, I have a proposition. - Yeah, I have a proposition, too.
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#235
Let me walk in front of you so you don't get your blood all over my feet.
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#236
Yeah, that's fair. Hey, why don't we call Mac and Charlie?
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#237
I just feel like their pool has gotta be better than this.
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#238
No. We don't want them to know we didn't get into the private swim club.
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#239
- Oh, son of a bitch! - What?
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#240
Which one of you little shits stole my shoes? God damn it!
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#241
I'm putting out a feeler call.
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#242
Stride, stride, stride, stride, execute.
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#243
Ah! Ah!
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#244
Okay. I see what the problem is.
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#245
This move is intended for a back flip,
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#246
and what I need to do is a front flip.
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#247
If you needed a back flip, I'd be up that wall in a second, bro.
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#248
- No, you just wouldn't. - Yeah.
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#249
You wouldn't because you don't know how to do a back flip.
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#250
Charlie, I do back flips
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#251
- every single day of my life - No, you don't.
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#252
I have never seen you… Do a back flip right now, please.
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#253
Can I see one? Let's see one.
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#254
Well, I need to stay focused
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#255
and conserve energy, and that's…
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#256
What if I need to do a back flip later?
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#257
You're not gonna need to! You need to do some kind of flip now!
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#258
And you don't know how 'cause you don't know how to flip or do karate!
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#259
All you know how to do is talk me into doing shit
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#260
where I get stuck in a pool where I'm definitely gonna die!
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#261
Oh, wait. My phone's ringing.
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#262
Hang on. My phone's ringing.
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#263
You've had a cell phone this entire time, dude? Are you kidding me?
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#264
Shh. Yello!
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#265
Hey, Charlie. Dennis and I were just…
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#266
No, no. Leave my name out of it.
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#267
It's Dee and Dennis. They'll rescue us.
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#268
No, dude. Do not tell them that we're stuck in here.
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#269
Why?
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#270
Because getting stuck in an abandoned pool is extremely low class.
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#271
Dennis will sink his teeth into it.
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#272
I feel like if I talk to him, it's gonna slip out.
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#273
- Well, just don't let it slip out. - I kind of wanna tell him.
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#274
- Oh, my God. Just give me the phone. - We're stuck in a pool!
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#275
It's Mac.
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#276
How's it going over there in your
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#277
deserted mine shaft or whatever?
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#278
It's pretty sweet here. Okay?
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#279
It's very private. Probably way more private than your piece-of-shit pool.
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#280
Really? Well, I doubt that.
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#281
Is that Mexican music?
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#282
Oh, the music.
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#283
Uh, you know, that's… You know what it is.
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#284
It's one of the attendants. He's walking around with a ghetto blaster,
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#285
serving us drinks and just making us comfortable, giving us hats.
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#286
Why does it sound so echo-y over there?
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#287
Nothing but relaxation going on over here.
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#288
- It's very relaxe-y. - We're stuck in the pool!
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#289
And, uh, that's probably what you're hearing is the relaxation.
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#290
Hey! Hey! Those are my shoes!
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#291
What?
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#292
The attendant, you know, he just walked off with my shoes,
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#293
and it made me mad because he didn't ask.
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#294
But,
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#295
it's great because in the end I'm gonna end up with polished shoes.
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#296
You know how it goes. Okay, bye.
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#297
Damn it, dude.
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#298
That private pool's awesome. They have attendants.
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#299
Oh, my God. Who's in attendance? How many people?
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#300
She didn't say anything. No, people that wait on them hand and foot.
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#301
- Oh, my God. Really? - Yes. Oh, my God.
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#302
All right.
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#303
Dude, since when do you have a cell phone?
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#304
I buy 'em all the time.
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#305
You prepay for it, and then you buy it and you throw it away.
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#306
There's a name for it.
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#307
- A burner? - That's a burner.
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#308
- Dude, this is what drug dealers buy. - Oh, really?
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#309
This is a very specific sect of lower class, okay?
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#310
This is like felon class.
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#311
- Felon class, huh? - God! All right, okay, so let me see.
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#312
Who are we gonna call? We can't call the police, right, because…
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#313
- No, we're trespassing. - Yeah.
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#314
Oh, I got an idea! Let's order some food.
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#315
- Oh! Yeah. - Yeah.
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#316
Then we'll have the delivery guy come and he can help us out.
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#317
Perfect. And we can get some Chinese food,
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#318
'cause that's the classiest poolside food you can have.
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#319
Yeah, we probably shouldn't get Chinese though,
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#320
because those delivery guys are always Chinese
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#321
and he won't understand a word we're saying,
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#322
and plus, he's probably gonna be too short.
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#323
- Ooh. - Yeah.
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#324
I could really go for some Chinese food though, man.
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#325
- That'd be good. - But we're not actually eating the food.
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#326
- So… - I'm gonna eat the food, for sure.
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#327
- I'm starving. - Okay, you know what, dude?
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#328
Let me handle it, all right? I'm gonna call…
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#329
I'm gonna call pizza delivery.
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#330
Pizza. We're gonna get some pizza.
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#331
It'll be some big Italian lug, and he'll fish us out of here.
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#332
Fish sounds good.
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#333
- See if they have fish there. - I'll ask.
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#334
This place is a shit-hole. I motion for Mac and Charlie's pool.
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#335
It just didn't sound like it was that bad over there.
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#336
There is absolutely no way I'm letting Mac and Charlie know
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#337
that we didn't get into that swim club.
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#338
Ow!
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#339
- What? - Aw! What the hell?
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#340
- What happened? - What was that?
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#341
- What? - That's a rock, Dennis.
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#342
These kids are throwing rocks at each other for fun.
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#343
I mean, what kind of savages throw rocks at each other to have fun times?
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#344
You know what? I am done with this place. I'm done with it.
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#345
We need to take another run at that swim club.
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#346
Yeah, well, we better before I lose it and I drown a child.
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#347
Here you go.
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#348
We ate the watermelon.
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#349
Butter me up. I'm gonna be the watermelon and jump in the pool.
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#350
- Do my back. I can't do my back. Go ahead. - Ugh!
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#351
Get ready for a rock in the eye.
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#352
- Oh! - Oh, no.
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#353
Ow! That one really hurt.
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#354
- Truce, truce. - That one really hurt.
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#355
- No more throwing rocks. - Hello?
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#356
- Hello? Hello? - Ho-ho!
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#357
- Hey! Hello! - Hey!
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#358
Hey, you guys order a pizza?
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#359
You gotta be kidding me. He's Chinese.
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#360
I know, but his English sounds pretty good, and he's kinda big, too, right?
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#361
Hey, we're stuck in this pool, dude. Can you help us out?
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#362
- Is this a prank? - No, no.
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#363
Look, dude, dude, look.
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#364
We'll pay you first, all right? And then help us out of here.
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#365
- Charlie, you got some cash? - Uh, no. Shit.
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#366
Well, check your front pockets. What are you doing?
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#367
Well, no, I cut 'em off 'cause they were overshooting the bottom of my shorts.
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#368
- Forget it. I'm out of here. - No, no, wait!
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#369
- Hey, we'll give you a gold chain. - Ooh, ooh, yeah, yeah.
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#370
- Toss it up. - Okay.
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#371
- There you go. - Hey, toss that pizza down.
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#372
I'm starving. Wanna get some of this pizza? Or…
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#373
Yeah, we might as well. I haven't eaten.
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#374
Oh! Here it is.
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#375
- No! Dude! - Sorry.
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#376
- Hey, bro, why don't you just toss… - Uh-huh?
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#377
…down that hose, then you can pull us up.
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#378
See that hose right there?
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#379
- That'd be good, yeah, just pull us up. - Yeah, yeah.
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#380
- Here you go. - That's it.
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#381
- All right. - Here we go.
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#382
Ah, that's perfect. That's perfect.
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#383
Hey, this chain's fake as shit, man.
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#384
I'm sorry, dude. He's white trash.
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#385
Don't take it personally.
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#386
- Forget it. I'm out of here. - No, no, wait, wait.
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#387
- Pull us up! - Don't go!
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#388
All right, whatever. No problem. No problem.
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#389
- You can just climb it, right? - I'm just going to climb right up.
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#390
- All right. Climb up. - Stand back,
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#391
'cause it takes a real man to do this.
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#392
You ready, bro?
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#393
Oh! Whoa!
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#394
Aw, man!
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#395
Oh, dude.
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#396
- All right, that's it. I'm calling Dennis. - No!
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#397
Don't you understand? This pool is our bootstraps,
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#398
and it's lifting us up into the middle class.
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#399
Just accept the fact that you're white trash.
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#400
Take a look at yourself. You can't do back flips.
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#401
You don't know karate. You're white trash!
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#402
You're white trash, too, dude. Look at those shorts are white trash.
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#403
Do not call the shorts white trash.
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#404
Dennis told me about these shorts. They're not white trash.
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#405
Look at this. Look at this. Look what I can do.
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#406
What is white trash about that?
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#407
Don't call me white trash!
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#408
I feel like if I had that kind of mobility,
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#409
I'd be capable of almost, well, pretty much anything.
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#410
Well, yeah, maybe then you could get the flip.
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#411
- Although I doubt it. - I could probably get that flip.
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#412
- Can we just call Dennis? - Fine. Call Dennis.
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#413
Yeah. Oh shit, dude.
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#414
I put the phone in my front pocket.
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#415
God damn it.
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#416
How, how is this gonna work? We look bad.
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#417
We're getting in this pool if it's the last thing we do, okay?
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#418
We just need two sponsors, and we'll get in. Don't worry.
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#419
Really? You don't think we should go home and take a shower first?
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#420
We don't have time to take a shower.
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#421
- Here we go. Here we go. - Oh.
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#422
Hey, hey, hey!
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#423
- Hi, hi, family, little ones. - Hey!
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#424
Hi, Mom.
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#425
Hey, listen. Sorry to jump out in front of you like that.
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#426
But as you've noticed, there is a bit of a heat wave going on in Philly right now.
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#427
It's a terrific heat wave, and I'll tell you, it's affecting everybody.
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#428
It really is. And we were looking to cool down a little bit.
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#429
We thought, this pool, that'd be a great place for us to cool off.
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#430
And, you know, we just need a couple of sponsors.
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#431
A couple of sponsors. Dee, you're bleeding a little bit.
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#432
Is it bleeding? Is it happening?
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#433
Kids, don't touch the blood.
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#434
Hey, guys, I got kicked out of that other pool.
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#435
This Filipino lady went crazy on me.
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#436
She started scratching me like a velociraptor.
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#437
It stings like…
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#438
Excuse me. What is happening here?
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#439
These people are bleeding all over the place.
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#440
- We're not bleeding all over the place. - All over the place?
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#441
Mrs. Baines, I am sorry if they were harassing you.
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#442
Please have a wonderful day.
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#443
- We'll see you very soon. - Hey, kids.
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#444
Listen, buddy, you gotta let us in the pool. It's so hot.
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#445
Try to understand.
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#446
We are at capacity.
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#447
We're not at capacity, 'cause I can see the pool from here…
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#448
We are at capacity, sir!
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#449
- I'm jumping in the pool! - Yeah.
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#450
- I'm going to jump in the pool! - Plus, I'm gonna piss in it. Yeah.
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#451
I'm jumping in the pool!
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#452
All right.
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#453
You see, this is a proper memorial.
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#454
I think Jamie Nelson would have liked this.
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#455
I like the skateboard, 'cause Jamie loved skateboarding.
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#456
- He did like skateboarding. - Not much of a swimmer.
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#457
Not a very good swimmer.
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#458
- No, he wasn't. - I think we can both agree
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#459
that we need to make sure that his spirit does not haunt us.
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#460
Yes. We definitely wanna ward off his spirit.
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#461
- So if you know any… - Should we join hands?
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#462
…voodoo, go ahead and…
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#463
Well, it's not called voodoo. This is the Lord, our Savior.
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#464
- All right. Okay. - Okay, here we go.
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#465
Lamb of God who takes away…
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#466
What is that? There's a lamb?
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#467
- Charlie, let me do my thing. - I'll just let you do your thing.
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#468
- Let me do my thing. - All right.
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#469
Lamb of God who taketh away the souls of the world.
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#470
Don't take his soul and get his soul out.
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#471
You don't have to provide any kind of
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#472
let me do my thing.
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#473
I just wanna be sure we get that spirit out of here.
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#474
Lamb of God who takes away the sins of…
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#475
Alligator tooth and snakeskin…
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#476
- Don't undermine my prayer with voodoo. - Okay.
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#477
- Don't do it. - Prayer. I won't do it.
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#478
Lamb of God who takes…
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#479
Alligator tooth and snakeskin spirit,
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#480
take this spirit out of this pool.
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#481
Okay, you know what? If you're not gonna take this seriously…
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#482
I'm taking it perfectly seriously.
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#483
- Where the hell is… - Oh!
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#484
- Nice. - This place is a shit-hole, huh?
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#485
Yeah. I don't know why I thought it would look any different.
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#486
- Honestly. Right here. - Get your spirit out of here!
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#487
- Hey, guys. - Hey, hey, hey!
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#488
What the hell are you doing down there?
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#489
- Nothing. We're just hanging out. - No, no. We got stuck in…
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#490
- Dude, shut up. Shut up. - …in this pool, you know.
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#491
We're having a good time. No. We're good. We're good. We're good.
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#492
We're good. We're just chillin'.
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#493
This is pathetic. The word "trashy" just doesn't even do it justice.
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#494
Whatever. What are you guys even doing here?
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#495
Why don't you go back to your fancy pool. We're fine.
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#496
Fancy pool got old after a while, you know.
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#497
Wait a second. You guys didn't get into the pool, did you?
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#498
- What? - What?
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#499
Oh, my God. You sons of bitches.
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#500
You didn't get in. Admit that you are low class, just like us.
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#501
I'm not admitting shit because I did get into that pool.
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#502
I just got tired of swimming in it.
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#503
All right, then why are you here?
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#504
- Why are you piping in, trash? - You're swimming in this…
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#505
You shut your mouth, trash.
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#506
Why are you calling me trash? I defended you earlier 'cause of these shorts.
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#507
You're the ones that are trash.
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#508
Sitting in the bottom of a pool that's filled with trash, like trash.
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#509
You guys are white trash. You admit it right now.
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#510
I hope you trash bags die at the bottom of this pool like Jamie Nelson did.
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#511
Don't bring Jamie Nelson into this!
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#512
All right. Forget about it. Stop it.
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#513
Just stop it.
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#514
I think I have a way for us to beat the heat tonight,
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#515
Philly style.
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#516
Yeah!
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#517
- Oh, yes! - Hit us, baby!
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#518
Dee, get the cup.
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#519
- Get the cup. - Oh, yeah.
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#520
Oh, yes! All right!
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#521
All right!
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#522
Yeah!
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#523
Watch your balls.