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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 6, Episode 8 — The Gang Gets a New Member

#1
Butt, butt, butt

#2
Open up the time capsule

#3
Butt, butt, butt

#4
Time capsule, time capsule

#5
What are you doing?

#6
Butt, butt, butt

#7
That's great, Charlie. I could watch him do that for hours.

#8
- Time capsule - Butt, butt

#9
What is the time capsule butt, butt?

#10
We're about to open this time capsule that we buried 10 years ago.

#11
- Oh. - Yeah.

#12
- What'd you put in there? - Oh, man.

#13
We just put a bunch of stuff in here that we thought would be valuable one day.

#14
Like, uh, let's see… We got a Gregg Jefferies baseball card.

#15
- Future All-Star. Future All-Star. - Uh, we got a Korn CD.

#16
Uh, we got a copy of Cider House Rules on laser disc.

#17
Don't know why we thought that would be valuable.

#18
- That's a collector's item. - That's gonna be very…

#19
- Be very careful with that. - Oh, my God, you guys.

#20
- This is a letter to my future self. - What?

#21
Yeah. "Dear Future Dee, how's Hollywood?

#22
Congrats on all of your success. Stay grounded.

#23
Enclosed is a check for one million dollars.

#24
Be sure to give it to Dr. Larry Meyers as a thank-you for all of his inspiration."

#25
- That's stupid. This is just stupid. - Who's Dr. Larry Meyers?

#26
Nobody. It doesn't matter. He was my high school drama teacher.

#27
This is just dumb.

#28
Like, why would we put such stupid stuff in here?

#29
And also, we buried it and then we opened it 10 years later?

#30
What, are you supposed to just bury it, open it right up…

#31
and not give yourself any time to fulfill any kind of dreams?

#32
The whole thing's dumb. Like… Cider House Rules? Okay.

#33
Hormones.

#34
- Wow. - She's all worked up.

#35
- I think it was the… It's the failure. - You know, it's the failure.

#36
- It's sad. It's sad. - What else is in there?

#37
Uh… oh! Old pictures! Old pictures!

#38
- Pictures! Holy shit. - Look at that!

#39
- Look! - "The gang."

#40
Whew.

#41
Who's this jag-off? Look.

#42
- Oh, that's Schmitty! - Schmitty!

#43
He was the fourth member of our crew.

#44
There was another member of the gang?

#45
Oh, yeah, dude. I miss him.

#46
Why did we ditch him in the first place?

#47
- I don't know. - I can't remember why.

#48
Eh, he wasn't a good fit. Remember?

#49
You know? Kind of got on our nerves.

#50
- He didn't get on my nerves. - No, he never got on my nerves.

#51
I actually really loved that guy.

#52
You know what? I remember now. Charlie soured on him.

#53
- No. - And then he, like, gave us an ultimatum.

#54
You remember? And then we all turned on the guy pretty quickly.

#55
I mean, we all agreed he was out of the…

#56
You pushed him out of a moving car and yelled, "You're out of the gang!"

#57
Now, in hindsight that does seem a little rash.

#58
Yeah, it was a bit of a snap decision.

#59
Why don't you call this Schmitty guy up and see what he's up to now?

#60
Yeah, you know, I do feel like

#61
we owe the guy an apology. Yeah. You know what?

#62
- I'd love to see Schmitty. - I would too.

#63
Yeah, but that's a bad snap decision, you know?

#64
- There's a reason he didn't work out. - Let's go.

#65
We got a good thing going on now without him.

#66
We don't need a new member of the gang.

#67
- Don't get Schmitty. Don't get Schmitty. - I like Schmitty. He's nice.

#68
- I'm really pumped to meet this guy. - Ah, he was the coolest.

#69
Seriously.

#70
- Oh, hey. Hey! - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

#71
Mrs. Schmit. Hey, it's, uh… It's Dennis.

#72
Yeah, and Mac. You remember us, right?

#73
- Yeah. - We're looking for Schmitty. He around?

#74
Ah, he's dead.

#75
- Oh. What? - Oh, gosh. That is too bad.

#76
- We're sorry for your loss. - Yee-aaah!

#77
What's up, bitches?

#78
- Oh! - Is that Schmitty?

#79
- Yeah, it's Schmitty! - We thought you were dead.

#80
- He made me say it. - "He made me say it."

#81
Listen to you, Mom.

#82
- Thank you for playing along. - Yeah.

#83
- You're a sweetheart. - You see that shit?

#84
He jumped down a whole flight of stairs.

#85
Yeah, I didn't see you down there, Chuckles.

#86
How you been, little man?

#87
Not that little, you know? Regular size.

#88
- Maybe he, but… - Not anymore.

#89
Put on a few LB's since I saw you last, huh?

#90
Nope! Same weight.

#91
- Same weight I always been. - Yeah. He put on a lot of weight.

#92
- No, you tacked on weight. - I tacked on mass. Muscle mass.

#93
- Who's this old son of a bitch? - I'm Frank.

#94
- Frank? - Frank. I'm Schmitty.

#95
- Nice to… Put her there. - No!

#96
Don't kiss him!

#97
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, uh, so what brings you dicks here, huh?

#98
Oh, well, Schmitty, um, honestly, we came around here because we, um…

#99
- Go ahead. - Want to say we're sorry, Schmitty,

#100
that we…

#101
- Can you take this, Mac? - Yeah, man, I got this.

#102
Hey, man, we just want to say we're sorry for icing you out in the past,

#103
- and we'd like your forgiveness. - Oh, yeah.

#104
Get on your knees and ask.

#105
- Excuse me? - Get down on your knees and ask.

#106
Show some humility, for Christ's sake.

#107
- Really? - Yeah.

#108
- Aw, man. - Whatever it takes, Schmitty.

#109
Wow, you're really doing it. I'm kidding.

#110
- I'm kidding! - Oh! Oh, he's joking!

#111
Oh, man! Come on, guys!

#112
Have some dignity, some respect for yourselves.

#113
- Do you forgive us? - Absolutely.

#114
That's classy, Schmitty. Very classy.

#115
Dr. Meyers?

#116
- Yes? - Hi.

#117
Dee Reynolds.

#118
I was in the school musical. Frankenstein.

#119
- Yes, of course! Deandra Reynolds! - Yeah!

#120
- Sit, darling. - Thank you.

#121
Sit.

#122
Listen, I came to talk to you about high school. I…

#123
Oh, uh…

#124
I was drinking a lot back then, so if I did anything inappropriate…

#125
Oh, no, no, no. No, not at all.

#126
In fact, the opposite. You were, like, the most inspiring teacher I had.

#127
In fact, I wrote you this check 10 years ago…

#128
with the hopes that I could one day give it to you as a thank-you.

#129
May you rot in hell, you wretched beast!

#130
Oh. Um…

#131
- I'm confused. Uh… - Frankenstein.

#132
That's what the villagers screamed at you…

#133
just before you threw yourself on the funeral pyre.

#134
Oh, you were such a hideous delight in that show.

#135
Thank you. Yes, okay.

#136
So what you're saying is, don't give up. I shouldn't give up

#137
- on my dream of being… - No. No. No, my dear.

#138
You must give up. You must.

#139
It's far too late for you.

#140
But it's not too late to teach.

#141
Come speak to the kids. Inspire them.

#142
It's an opportunity to share your unique experiences.

#143
- Uh-huh. - The question is:

#144
Will you seize it?

#145
Mmm.

#146
- No, thank you. What? - Five…

#147
- four, three… - No, I just never wanted to be teaching…

#148
- …two, one. - No offense. What are you doing?

#149
- Okay, yes. - And there you have it!

#150
A teacher is born.

#151
There we are.

#152
Man, this is unbelievable, huh. Working at a bar? Running a bar?

#153
This has got to be, like, the greatest job ever, right?

#154
- It is, man. This is what we do. - A lot of dicking around.

#155
Hey, um, you're still, uh, living with your mom, huh?

#156
That sounds kind of lame.

#157
Yeah, well, I mean, it's the M.S. that's really lame.

#158
- You know? - Oh, your mom has…

#159
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. She's doing all right though.

#160
I moved in with her to take care of her and stuff like that.

#161
It's good to really get to know her before, you know, uh, she moves on.

#162
Kind of a downer, that story though. Kind of a downer.

#163
What about you, man? What's your living situation like these days?

#164
- Oh, it's pretty sweet. - I am. I'm his living situation.

#165
- He lives with me. - Oh, yeah?

#166
- Yeah, we share a bed. - Well, not every night.

#167
That's hilarious. You know, Charlie and I used to be roomies.

#168
- Yeah. - Yeah, yeah.

#169
- You remember that? - Oh, yeah.

#170
Hey, you remember how you used to try to get me

#171
to play all those lame games?

#172
You know, those weird things you would want to do at night?

#173
Like, uh, Night Crawlers?

#174
- We play Night Crawlers all the time. - You do?

#175
Well, Frank enjoys those games very much.

#176
Oh. Oh. Correct me if I'm wrong,

#177
but to make Night Crawlers a little bit better,

#178
you should use blankets, right?

#179
- They could be the dirt! - Exactly.

#180
You could use it as a force field or as a roaming base.

#181
- It's a great idea. - Yeah. It's not a good idea though…

#182
- Thank you. - …because you wouldn't…

#183
- It's an imagination-based game. - No, it's still imagination-based.

#184
Oh! I had an idea!

#185
Dennis, remember you and Mac and you guys

#186
were laughing at me doing the butt dance? Yeah.

#187
They love that when I do it. Guys, watch me. Watch me, will you?

#188
Oh, yeah!

#189
Five, six, seven, eight!

#190
Butt, butt

#191
Butt, butt

#192
Oh, Charlie, no.

#193
Give it to me…

#194
Where is this coming from… This is not…

#195
This is embarrassing.

#196
God, this is just humiliating.

#197
- Guys, get excited! We're doing the… - Hey, Charlie…

#198
Butt, butt

#199
You're not having fun doing it,

#200
so we're not having fun watching it, buddy.

#201
Watch. It's like this. It's more… I don't know. Something like, uh…

#202
Butt, butt butt-butt-butt

#203
Butt, butt, butt-butt-butt butt, butt, butt-butt-butt

#204
Butt…butt!

#205
Woo, woo, woo, woo! Hyah!

#206
Butt dance 2.0. Butt dance 2.0.

#207
- Hey, Schmitty. - I'll drink to that.

#208
Schmitty, you know what you got… You know what you got

#209
that Charlie doesn't quite have?

#210
You have that "it" factor. You know what I'm saying?

#211
Charisma. It's, like, you got it.

#212
Hey, you guys!

#213
Can I talk to you in the back office for a second real quick?

#214
I can't believe this dude. He has not changed in years, man!

#215
Look, you guys need to make a decision right now, okay?

#216
It is either him, or it is me!

#217
- Him. - Yeah.

#218
I was gonna say him too. Yeah, him, him.

#219
Yeah. You know what, it's always been him.

#220
I don't know why I didn't see that before.

#221
I'm out of the gang?

#222
- Him. - Him.

#223
Hello, everybody. Hi there.

#224
My name is Dee Reynolds, and not only

#225
am I a professional actress and comedienne,

#226
uh, but I also used to go to school here.

#227
What have you acted in?

#228
A lot of… A lot. I've acted in a lot of things.

#229
You may not have seen all of them or any of them.

#230
Yeah. It's not time for questions.

#231
I'll let you know when it's time for questions though, okay?

#232
And the phone goes away. And the phone goes into your pocket

#233
or into your backpack. But not out in your fingers,

#234
- because I'm talking. - Nah, I'm a'ight.

#235
Yeah. Said the turkey.

#236
Uh-oh. Oh, no.

#237
Who's she? Who's she?

#238
She's somebody that'll zing you back. Right?

#239
I'll zing you. I'll zap you, I'll zing you.

#240
So just know that about me.

#241
You know, I know that, uh,

#242
you guys are 18 and you're seniors, and so…

#243
Okay, what is it that they're doing?

#244
- What is this that they're doing? - Oh, they're doing their coughing thing.

#245
- Yeah, I hear that. - All right, kids, settle down.

#246
You can, uh, read, pull out your phones, whatever.

#247
They do love their phones.

#248
What? That's it?

#249
You're just gonna sit in the corner and hem away at your sock all day?

#250
No! Where is the teacher that I knew?

#251
Where is that inspirational man?

#252
My enthusiasm in those days was fueled entirely by the alcohol.

#253
Dee! Hey!

#254
- Come here. Come here. - Charlie, what are you…

#255
- What are you doing? - Got kicked out of the gang.

#256
What are you up to? You wanna hang out?

#257
No, Charlie. I don't want to hang out. I have a job.

#258
I'm a teacher now, so I got to get back

#259
- to inspiring some students. - Oh, that's pretty sweet.

#260
You want to toss some inspiration my way, you know?

#261
'Cause the guys think Schmitty's all that and, like, I'm no good.

#262
- Okay, Charlie, how about this? - Uh-huh?

#263
You are good at cleaning shit out of toilets…

#264
- Right. - …and taking trash and throwing it

#265
into Dumpsters. So why don't you get a new job

#266
somewhere else doing those kinds of things and make friends there, okay?

#267
Okay, Dee, so are you saying get a job here as the janitor,

#268
and then you and I can be best friends?

#269
That is absolutely not what I was saying.

#270
I'm gonna talk to the principal, see if I can get that job.

#271
- Don't do that. - We'll work on the friendship thing later.

#272
No, don't do that. Charlie, don't do that.

#273
Oh, goddamn it, don't do that. This is my thing.

#274
Here we go.

#275
- All right! There's the man! - What's up, buddy?

#276
- This place is pretty nice. - Yeah.

#277
What's going on? Are you guys gonna try to bang me afterwards or something?

#278
Very nice turn.

#279
Try not to laugh too much, 'cause it's gonna… Okay.

#280
We only come here for special occasions.

#281
- Yeah. - Good, good. What's the occasion?

#282
Well, we brought you to this luncheon, Schmitty,

#283
because we want to make this official.

#284
- Mac, do you have the ring? - Yeah.

#285
Okay, great. Um…

#286
Schmitty, we, uh…

#287
we missed a lot of good, good years.

#288
- A lot of special time. - Yeah?

#289
- With you. - Thanks.

#290
And, uh… You know what? I don't think I can do this.

#291
- Okay. I'll take over from here. - Why are you being a puss?

#292
- I'll take over. I'll take over. - Why's he being a big-time puss?

#293
- I know. He's emotional. - Schmitty, we want you back,

#294
if you'll have us.

#295
What the hell is this shit?

#296
It's a sterling silver clover ring.

#297
When we put all four of them together, it makes a four-leaf clover…

#298
solidifying our bond for all time.

#299
You're kidding though, right?

#300
No, we've never been more serious in our lives.

#301
Yeah.

#302
Yeah, whatever. I don't care. Sure.

#303
- Yes? Yes? That's a yes! - Yeah. He said yes. That's a yes.

#304
- I'm hungry. - We bagged him.

#305
- We certainly did. - Oh, food's here! Food is here.

#306
Wait. Hold on. No, I didn't order yet.

#307
Oh, that's okay. I took care of the food already.

#308
Yes. Dennis orders for us.

#309
That is a humongous shrimp.

#310
Well, it's 'cause it's not a shrimp, Frank, it's a prawn.

#311
Yeah. And I don't like prawns, so I eat around them.

#312
- Yeah. - I'll take your prawns

#313
if you want to take my salad.

#314
- Eh. - No?

#315
- Okay. Yeah. That's what I'll do. - Hey, no, wait! Hold on!

#316
Why don't you just order what you want?

#317
Well, Dennis kind of has the best palate.

#318
Yeah, I have the most refined palate, Schmitty.

#319
That's how we do things now.

#320
You've been away for a while. It's fine.

#321
No, no. That's not what I'm gonna do.

#322
Excuse me. Hey, come here really quick.

#323
Um, can I get, uh… You have linguine?

#324
Yeah, can I get linguine instead?

#325
Uh, and what do you guys want? Order whatever you want.

#326
- Linguine's too heavy for lunch. - No, no. What do you want?

#327
- I want fries. - Fries for this guy.

#328
- No, no, no. - I can have fries?

#329
You don't like your salad all of a sudden, Mac?

#330
- All right, Dennis, I hate salad. - You hate salad?

#331
- Where is this coming from? - I didn't wanna say anything.

#332
- I hate this restaurant. - Yeah, this restaurant blows.

#333
- I'll have a ginger ale. - All right! Come on, man!

#334
- Get into it! He's into it. - Nice.

#335
I'm saying that now. Can I say that now?

#336
- What? - Hyah!

#337
Absolutely. Take it. That's yours. By all means.

#338
- All right. - What'd you get, a ginger ale?

#339
I'm a little confused.

#340
Are you telling me that this photo of Bruce Jenner is your resume?

#341
Well, when I showed up this morning,

#342
I didn't have a formal resume on me,

#343
so I was sort of hoping the photograph of Mr. Jenner could…

#344
could represent the standard of excellence

#345
I'm hoping to bring to this position.

#346
I see. And you're looking for a job

#347
- as a substitute teacher? - Substitute janitor.

#348
Look, I'll clean this building so good, you're not gonna know

#349
what to do with yourself.

#350
You know what I mean? I'm not a proud man.

#351
You know, I'll do the jobs that the other guys don't want to do.

#352
I'll degrade myself.

#353
I'll make a genuine ass out of myself. Yeah.

#354
Hey, look, I'll swallow that eraser whole just to prove it to you.

#355
- Uh, no, no. Please. Please. - No. I'll swallow it whole.

#356
Oh, no, no, no, no. You don't have to do that.

#357
But I have to say, I don't think I've ever encountered someone

#358
who's so passionate about joining our custodial staff.

#359
The passion I have for the work that I do is extraordinary.

#360
It probably goes beyond Jenner.

#361
- Uh-huh. - And I'm serious.

#362
- I'll eat that eraser whole. - Oh, no, no, it's not nec…

#363
You don't need to eat the eraser to prove your point.

#364
- Sure. - Uh, you have the job.

#365
- Are you serious? - I love your attitude. It's fantastic.

#366
Sir, I am not gonna let you down.

#367
- I'm gonna start cleaning immediately. - All right.

#368
- Okay. - Immediately. Uh, but first,

#369
- can I eat the eraser? - Are you…

#370
You're saying you want to eat the eraser?

#371
Well, I'm asking if it's edible, because it certainly smells of grapes.

#372
- I don't I don't think it's edible. - Can't I just test it?

#373
I'd rather you didn't. I kinda want… I might need it.

#374
All right. Well, you win this one.

#375
I'll pick up one of my own and I'll eat that one.

#376
- In that way everybody wins. - All right, well, welcome aboard.

#377
All right. All right. Thanks so much.

#378
Ridiculous. It's ridiculous.

#379
I mean, where the hell is he?

#380
- I don't know. - I mean what time did we say?

#381
- We said 3:00. - We said 3:00, and it's, like…

#382
- Ah. - Hyah!

#383
- Well… - What's crappenin', fellas?

#384
Uh, hey, Schmitty. Running kinda late there, huh?

#385
- Am I? I didn't think it mattered. - How could it not matter?

#386
I mean, this is the final phase of your initiation back into the gang,

#387
so it kinda matters a lot.

#388
- It actually does. - Whoa. Um, where is your ring?

#389
Oh, come on.

#390
Well, you didn't want me to really wear that thing, did ya?

#391
- Yeah. - Oh.

#392
We're sort of sticklers for that kind of thing too.

#393
- So pop that on. - I will. Okay. Sorry about that.

#394
Time and ring. Good. Got it.

#395
- Okay. Oh! - Yeah.

#396
Hey, look at this!

#397
Nice setup, fellas.

#398
Candles? Where'd you steal these from, huh?

#399
We bought those.

#400
Uh-oh! When the hell'd you take that?

#401
- Don't worry about it, Schmitty. - We got to ya.

#402
This is weird as hell. You guys see that, right?

#403
What's weird about this? This is a men's ceremony, okay?

#404
They have ceremonies for all sorts of men's clubs.

#405
- Yeah, it's… - You know, the Mafia,

#406
the Freemasons, the White House.

#407
- The White House. They do it. - This is cool, okay?

#408
Trust me. What we're doing is very cool.

#409
- Okay. - Mac, why don't we get started?

#410
You'll get it. He'll understand as the ceremony progresses.

#411
All right, Schmitty, please have a seat

#412
- in the ceremonial seat. - Yeah.

#413
- Uh, Frank, please do the candles. - I'll do the candles.

#414
Dennis, the song.

#415
All right, the song.

#416
Oh, look at that!

#417
- All right, take it… Take it seriously. - I am. I'm locked in.

#418
Oh, okay, I will now begin the ceremony

#419
by administering a sweet roundhouse kick to the bell.

#420
There's a bell?

#421
Step, step.

#422
- Uh-oh. Whiff! - I just missed that. I just missed that.

#423
Dude, you're not even close.

#424
No, Schmitty, this is all part of the ceremony.

#425
What is?-

#426
Watch it. Oh! No, no. No.

#427
Oh, you gotta stretch before this thing, huh?

#428
- Enjoy it. - One last crack. Come on.

#429
- Hyah! - Oh, man. This is pathetic.

#430
Here, dude, look. It goes something like this.

#431
Hyah!

#432
I'm excited. I am.

#433
I mean, the first part of the ceremony was a little lame,

#434
but ending it with a hot air balloon ride, that kicks ass.

#435
Yeah, yeah, all those things. Yup.

#436
- Frank, now! - Push, Frank, push! Go, go, go!

#437
- I got him. - Oh, come on.

#438
Frank. Come on, Frank, push him out!

#439
Well, are you literally trying to push me out of a moving car again?

#440
- Yes. - Goddamn it.

#441
Pull over. Why are you doing this?

#442
- I'll just pull over. Great job, Frank. - Frank, come on.

#443
- Tub of lard over here. - Oh, take it easy, okay?

#444
Give me back the ring! All right.

#445
- 'Cause you don't deserve it! - Take the ring.

#446
- You're out of the gang, Schmitty! - You're out of the gang Schmitty!

#447
Get out! Get out! You're out! You're out!

#448
Okay. Got it. I heard ya. Nice seeing you guys again.

#449
Very nice meeting you.

#450
- Yeah. - Get out of the car!

#451
I heard you. I'm getting out. Okay?

#452
- Now, Dennis. Peel out. - Yeah…

#453
Well, I was gonna peel out, and then you…

#454
Don't take the steam out of it.

#455
Tell people we pushed you!

#456
All right, class, feel free to text…

#457
or watch movies, whatever it is you do.

#458
- Not today, Doc. - What are you doing, Dee?

#459
I am inspiring you.

#460
Rise and shine, dickwad.

#461
Okay, this is a great teacher,

#462
but he is wasted on you.

#463
Well, not anymore.

#464
We're gonna be rehearsing a little musical today called Frankenstein.

#465
- This is stupid. - Get out. You're stupid.

#466
- What? - You heard me.

#467
You get out of here, you stupid idiot.

#468
- It's fine by me. - Yeah, good.

#469
And anybody else who doesn't want to be here today,

#470
you can get out now too.

#471
- Hey, you want to go to the mall? - No, no, wait. No, no, no. Okay. Stop!

#472
No, come on, you guys! That's…

#473
Not everybody. Sit back down.

#474
That's just something people say. You guys are gonna love this.

#475
Okay, let's get started.

#476
"Have you seen Dr. Frankenstein's creation that they all speak of?"

#477
"Nay, I've heard tales told of his hideousness.

#478
A monster most foul."

#479
My face composed of rotten flesh

#480
Roar, roar

#481
A hideous beast with deadly clutch

#482
Roar, roar

#483
Another's heart beats in my chest

#484
I'll never know a woman's touch

#485
Roar!

#486
And then I retreat into the mist.

#487
And, Dr. Meyers, you are Dr. Frankenstein,

#488
so get up here and get acting!

#489
With pleasure, Dee!

#490
Just let me set the loop and here I come!

#491
Oops! That's not…

#492
I am shattered to pieces!

#493
Are you acting right now?

#494
No, I'm not acting, you bitch!

#495
- I think I've broke my hip. - Oh.

#496
Why is this damn stage so slippery?

#497
- Hey, Charlie! - Hey, there he is! Charlie boy!

#498
This floor is slippery, man.

#499
Whole school's slippery, 'cause I waxed it real good…

#500
with this awesome power waxer that the school provided me.

#501
I did this whole place in, like, two hours.

#502
- Oh, nice. - Whoa. That's impressive.

#503
Yeah. Dee inspired me. She said, "You're an awesome janitor, Charlie.

#504
You can make this whole school slippery."

#505
I said, "Sure, I'll give it my best shot."

#506
Then she's, like, "Let's be best friends."

#507
And I was, like, "Sure, I'll give that my best shot too."

#508
So we're best friends now.

#509
Yeah, that's… That's quite a conversation you had with her, isn't it?

#510
Mm-hmm. What do you guys want?

#511
Oh, well, we, uh… We came to ya…

#512
because we wanted to tell you that we're sorry for picking Schmitty over you,

#513
and we feel like we made a big mistake,

#514
and we want you back, buddy.

#515
And, uh…

#516
we pushed him out of a moving car for you.

#517
- I can't do it. - Jesus, dude. What is wrong with you?

#518
All right, I'll handle it. Charlie, we have an announcement to make.

#519
It's your lucky day. We want you back.

#520
- Yeah. - Yeah.

#521
Gotta say, that's pretty classy, guys,

#522
but I wish you gave me one of these a long time ago,

#523
'cause I'm a janitor now.

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