It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 6, Episode 12 — Dee Gives Birth

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#1
- Look what Charlie and I found. - Look at this.
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#2
Oh, God. Ahh! Get that away from me.
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#3
It reeks. What is that?
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#4
- Dude, this is our mail. - Look at that.
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#5
It's our mail and it was in the sewer.
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#6
What is our mail doing in the sewer?
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#7
I threw it in there. You turkeys never open it,
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#8
so I just started throwing it in the sewer.
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#9
Why don't you just throw it into the trash?
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#10
Because if I threw it in the trash, you would find it
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#11
and then would yell at me.
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#12
Besides, I certainly never expected you guys
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#13
to be rooting around in the sewer.
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#14
That brings up another issue. What are you two doing in the sewer?
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#15
- We always go in the sewer. - We hang out in the sewer.
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#16
- Why? - Why?
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#17
- There's stuff down there. - Yeah. Don't knock the sewer
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#18
- till you've tried the sewer. - You find shit down there.
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#19
- But how are you so clean? - We take our clothes off
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#20
so we don't get dirty.
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#21
- You guys! - Hang on a second, Dee.
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#22
We're getting into something.
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#23
Anything could be down there.
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#24
- Big stuff. - Yeah. Rings, coins, nudity.
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#25
- That's all part of the fun. - All kind of stuff.
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#26
The two of you are walking around in the sewers naked
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#27
looking for rings and coins?
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#28
You feel it with your feet. It's almost like clamming.
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#29
- Okay, but, you guys… - Oh, Dee, will you just knock it off.
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#30
I wanna know why these two are rooting around in the sewer…
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#31
- My water just broke! - Drain could… What?
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#32
I'm having a baby.
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#33
Out of my way. I've broken my water.
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#34
There's a baby inside of me running out of water.
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#35
- Look out! - Dennis, that was amazing.
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#36
I've never seen anybody drive that fast.
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#37
- You hit 120! - I almost stewed my drawers.
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#38
She was screaming in my ear the whole time.
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#39
Probably screwed my transmission up.
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#40
- Nice and easy. Here we go. - Oh, yes. This is my ride.
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#41
- They've done this before. - Thank you.
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#42
- All done with you. You can go. - Hold on a second.
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#43
Where's the guy? Should we call the guy?
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#44
Get the guy down here. The guy who…
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#45
Oh, no, no. That guy. There's no guy.
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#46
What do you mean there's no guy?
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#47
It's complicated.
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#48
There's gotta be a guy. We'll go get the guy.
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#49
- We'll get the dad. - There's no guy.
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#50
Why don't you guys do what you do best and don't care, okay?
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#51
I got it from here. We can take it from here.
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#52
- Right, Michael? - Yeah.
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#53
Michael and I got it. Thanks, guys.
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#54
All right. Kind of rude, but I guess if we're off the hook,
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#55
let's head back to the bar.
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#56
- Yeah. - Yeah. I could get blitzed.
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#57
No. Wait. Stop, guys. No. This is not right.
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#58
Something is not right here. This is very suspicious.
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#59
- What? There's no guy in the picture? - So what?
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#60
You know what this means, right? There's no dad in the picture.
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#61
That means the brunt of the responsibility of this kid
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#62
is gonna fall on us. We're gonna have to do everything.
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#63
- Ooh. - You're right.
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#64
Dee is like the most irresponsible person on the planet.
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#65
Look what she was doing with the mail, for Christ sakes.
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#66
Oh, my God! We're gonna be in charge of the kid?
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#67
This kid cannot become our responsibility.
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#68
I mean, look what this kid has ruined already.
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#69
- He's ruined my transmission. - Yeah.
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#70
He's ruined a perfectly good sewer conversation.
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#71
Which I still wanna get to the bottom of that one.
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#72
- Right. - We will.
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#73
God knows what he's gonna ruin in the future.
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#74
He's going to ruin everything.
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#75
We gotta find the dad!
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#76
- You're right. - Let's find the dad.
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#77
It's the dad's responsibility. Let's find the dad.
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#78
- Let's find the dad. - Yeah. Okay.
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#79
I wonder if the dad even knows.
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#80
I'll bet she's embarrassed,
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#81
too embarrassed to tell us because she's bedded some real stinkers.
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#82
You know what? She might not even know herself.
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#83
No. There's always overlap.
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#84
Any multiple number of sperms could have gone up there
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#85
and eaten the egg. There could be so many dads.
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#86
- No, sperm doesn't eat the egg. - It doesn't eat the egg
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#87
and grow strong and become a baby?
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#88
Either way, she's pregnant and it's a guy, so let's get him.
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#89
Why don't we just round up the usual suspects
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#90
and then we'll figure out how many of them.
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#91
Somebody's gotta stay here with her.
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#92
- You think so? - You're right. Yeah.
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#93
- You're right. - And it looks like it's gonna be you.
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#94
- Why? What happened? - Well, mostly because
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#95
you know, we're all on this side.
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#96
- And you're over there. - Just 'cause you guys made it
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#97
- to one side before me? - You didn't make it
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#98
to this side on time.
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#99
Also, now we're backing out and you're stuck there.
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#100
- I can back out. - Hey, we'll find the dad.
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#101
You better find that dad. This is not fair.
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#102
Keep your eye on her.
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#103
What are you doing? Get down!
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#104
I'm trying to make the TV go.
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#105
You are standing on top of a rolling chair.
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#106
You're gonna go flying through that window.
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#107
Will you get down?
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#108
- I'm serious. You get down, Dee. - All right.
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#109
Oh, my… What are you thinking?
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#110
Well, I'm trying to watch my stories, okay.
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#111
I have a very specific birth plan,
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#112
and mostly it involves me watching my stories to relax,
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#113
but I can't get this goddamn TV to do anything.
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#114
Well… What are you… Knock it off
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#115
- I'm mad at the… - Stop straining yourself.
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#116
Go lie down. Lie down now.
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#117
This is exactly what I was worried about, Dee.
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#118
You see, I am going to have to do everything
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#119
because you're an irresponsible person who stands atop rolling chairs
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#120
and chooses to go flying through windows.
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#121
Have the baby first. Have the stupid baby.
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#122
Then go flying through all the windows you like.
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#123
Oh, my… Just lie there.
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#124
Wait for the doctor. I will get your stories.
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#125
God, this baby is becoming such an irritating thing to me.
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#126
- Yeah. - God, what an irritating thing babies are.
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#127
Oh, my goodness. I'm having to do everything.
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#128
I'll figure you out, you son of a bitch.
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#129
What was going on? Where is everybody?
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#130
I thought this was supposed to be a party.
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#131
- They'll be here. You're early. - Do you have anything to drink?
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#132
The salt on the chips dries out my mouth.
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#133
I'll poke around the fridge and see if there's anything.
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#134
- Where's the beer? - I forgot the beer.
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#135
- I'm sorry. - You didn't bring beer?
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#136
How are we supposed to know this is a party if there's no beer?
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#137
- I got wrapped up in the invitations. - A party with no beer.
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#138
We don't want them thinking it's an interrogation.
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#139
Oh! Hey!
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#140
Party! Party! All right! Hey!
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#141
- Hey, Cricket. - Ooh. Where's the booze at?
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#142
What's up, fellas?
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#143
- Hey. - Who invited Cricket?
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#144
I did, because I figured it's a wild card.
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#145
- That's a stone you can leave unturned. - We don't have time for that bullshit.
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#146
We gotta get on this, right? Let's just pick one and go.
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#147
Hey, Bill? Could we talk to you for a sec?
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#148
- Maybe, uh, in this… - Oh, yeah? Yeah.
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#149
Let's do this.
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#150
- A little guy time. Guy time. - All right.
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#151
All right, let's turn it up. Whoo!
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#152
Let's get weird, buddy.
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#153
Let's get weird.
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#154
- Thanks for coming to the party, Bill. - Thanks for having me.
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#155
It's good to get away from the wife and kids
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#156
for a little bit, you know, let the hair down.
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#157
So you're still with your wife after all that shit with Dee?
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#158
Yeah, well, I realized I was a sex addict.
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#159
I went to therapy. She forgave me for it.
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#160
Oh, you're a sex addict, huh?
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#161
That's crazy to be one of those.
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#162
You don't mind if I write some of this down, do you?
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#163
For what?
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#164
Just keeping a log of the party. We like to do that.
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#165
A funny conversation pops up, you wanna remember it.
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#166
No problem. Speaking of parties, you guys wanna do a little…
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#167
- Is that coke? - Yeah, I picked up
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#168
a couple grams on the way over.
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#169
Maybe a little bit later, we can all partake.
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#170
- Hey! - But for now we're just a bunch of guys
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#171
hanging out in a room. You know, dudes.
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#172
Let's talk about dude stuff.
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#173
I like dude stuff. Yeah. Like what?
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#174
Oh, I don't know. What do guys talk about?
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#175
- Condoms. - Right.
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#176
I cannot stand the feel of a condom on my dick.
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#177
Oh, my God. I hate condoms. Hate 'em, hate 'em.
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#178
The three of us just don't use 'em.
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#179
- How about you? - No. Me neither.
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#180
No. I can't stand them.
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#181
That's interesting.
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#182
A sex addict who doesn't like condoms.
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#183
That's why I had a vasectomy, guys.
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#184
You had a vasectomy?
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#185
Yep.
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#186
You just winked when you said that.
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#187
Did you have a vasectomy or not?
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#188
No.
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#189
That's what I would tell the ladies so I didn't have to wear a condom.
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#190
- Okay. That is incredibly shady. - No, no, no…
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#191
What a beautiful underhanded thing.
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#192
- Yeah. - It's disgusting.
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#193
You guys wanna do a bump or what?
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#194
I'll have a bump.
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#195
I don't understand why there's not a single room
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#196
- in this hospital… - Well, I don't know where…
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#197
…that has a working television.
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#198
I want it… I want that room. I want it now.
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#199
I don't know where you think I'm gonna get it from.
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#200
I don't have any.
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#201
If you do not get my sister her stories
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#202
and a new room as soon as possible,
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#203
then I will come down on this hospital
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#204
like the hammer of Thor.
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#205
The thunder of my vengeance will echo through these corridors
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#206
like the gust of a thousand winds!
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#207
You know what? I don't have time for this.
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#208
I ain't going to jail over you.
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#209
I will beat your ass and think nothing of it.
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#210
I'm not doing this with you today.
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#211
I'm not! I'm not!
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#212
What's the word on my stories?
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#213
What are you doing? Why are you not in bed?
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#214
I slipped out for a quick sandwich and a soda.
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#215
- You left the hospital? - Yeah. I was kind of hungry.
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#216
Mostly I was just getting bored, you know what I mean?
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#217
Dee, get in your room. You're drive… I…
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#218
It's so boring. There's nothing going on in there.
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#219
You get in your room.
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#220
- Get in there. Just get in there. - Don't… Don't push me though,
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#221
- because I'm pregnant and I don't… - Get in the bed.
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#222
- Wait a sec. What's this? - I don't know.
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#223
Why is there a strange man in my room?
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#224
They probably slid this man in here thinking that you were never
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#225
- gonna use the room, so… - That's no good.
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#226
I don't want there to be a strange man laying in my room who looks dead.
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#227
Is he dead, Dennis?
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#228
I'm sure he's just sleeping, Dee. Get in bed.
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#229
I'm gonna scream in his face and see if he wakes up.
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#230
Do not scream in the man's face.
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#231
I'll jiggle his ankle, and that will determine
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#232
whether he's alive or not.
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#233
Excuse me, sir. You're very cold.
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#234
- He's very cold. - Okay. Hey, you!
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#235
You wake up right now if you're not dead!
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#236
- All right, damn it, Dee. Stop. - Oh, God. I think he's dead.
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#237
I think he's dead. He's definitely dead.
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#238
Why would they do that? Why would they put a dead old man
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#239
with paper skin in my room when I'm trying to give birth?
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#240
Because you weren't using the room, Dee, and the hospital's very full.
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#241
Okay, this was not part of my birth plan.
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#242
This was not part of my birth plan, sir. Get the nurse.
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#243
Get the nurse and get him out of here.
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#244
Getting the nurse is not gonna do any good.
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#245
That woman is stubborn as shit.
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#246
Well, do something.
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#247
- 'Cause this is upsetting me. - All right!
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#248
- It's upsetting the baby. - I hate all the responsibility
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#249
that I have… That this baby is causing me.
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#250
Yes. I will get this man out of your room.
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#251
I will think of something awesome.
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#252
Listen. So things got pretty hot and heavy with you and Dee
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#253
back in the day, correct?
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#254
- That was over a year ago? - Yeah. She wasn't very nice to me.
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#255
So, what are we looking at? No contact with Dee after you dated.
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#256
- What's the deal here, bud? - Well, no, she, um…
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#257
she contacted me for a while, usually when she was drunk.
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#258
- Drunken late-night booty calls? - Mm-hmm.
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#259
No. She usually just yells at me,
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#260
calls me names like army jerk, camo turkey.
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#261
I know she's just drunk, so it's okay.
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#262
Not okay. Not okay at all.
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#263
You gotta stand up for yourself, man.
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#264
- So you haven't slept with her then? - Sometimes she tricks me.
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#265
She tricks you? She tricks you how?
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#266
To give her sex.
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#267
She's a very manipulative person.
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#268
I'm… I'm sorry.
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#269
Are you guys mad at me?
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#270
No, man, we're not mad… no.
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#271
- I mean… You know. - Okay.
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#272
- Get a grip, but… - Okay.
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#273
Yeah. There's a room full of dudes out there, so you might wanna…
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#274
Yeah.
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#275
…stop crying before you come back out to the party.
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#277
Let's go.
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#278
- Thanks, guys. - This is the guy
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#279
that's defending our country?
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#280
Well, he's definitely a candidate.
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#281
Oh, boys. The keg has arrived.
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#282
Hey, Frank. This power outlet is gonna explode,
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#283
and you're gonna have to deal with that, okay?
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#284
- Duncan, go with it, baby. - Yeah, let's go for it.
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#285
Yo, Frank, we gonna set it off, bitch.
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#286
What are your bridge friends doing here?
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#287
Wait. You gotta give it the illusion of a party.
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#288
It's gotta be a guy's night, that's why.
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#289
- Are you high on blow? - Whatever Duncan gave me.
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#290
You don't even know what you're high on?
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#291
- No. Hey! - Yo, Charlie Chuckles,
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#292
- what's crackin', sunshine? - Yeah.
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#293
- Hey. - L'il Kev.
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#294
Hey, L'il Kev.
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#295
And your beer.
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#296
Ah. I'll talk to you guys later.
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#297
Okay. Okay.
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#301
- Oh. Oh! - Oh!
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#302
Party!
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#304
from the Korean restaurant?
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#305
Yeah, yeah. She banged him.
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#306
Are you sure we're not taking this Weekend at Bernie's thing too far?
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#307
Because I'm worried the sunglasses are ridiculous.
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#308
No. The sunglasses lighten the mood.
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#309
Make the whole thing feel like a fun, fun romp.
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#312
Without the sunglasses,
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#313
Weekend at Bernie's would have been very dark.
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#314
- Yeah. Strange movie. - Strange tale.
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#315
Hey there, Mr. Craig.
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#317
The waving thing's awesome, that's true.
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#318
Yeah. It's pretty sweet, right?
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#319
Okay. Now, what's our plan here?
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#320
Are we just gonna throw him in the trash?
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#323
I'm just gonna drop him in one of these rooms
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#324
if I can find an empty one.
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#326
- and put him back in my room. - That's a good point.
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#327
Maybe we can stuff him in a drawer or like jam him in a closet or something.
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#328
- That'll buy us some time, right? - Mm-mmm.
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#329
Makes me feel like I have to touch him.
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#330
I don't wanna touch him at all.
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#332
Please don't put me in the trash.
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#334
- Oh, my goodness. - Whoa.
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#336
They're trying to put me in the trash.
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#337
- Don't… No. - Okay. You know what?
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#338
I flat out refuse to share a room with an old man
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#339
who likes to pretend to be dead.
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#341
- to move the patients. - Ooh!
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#342
- What? What? - Oh, Dennis.
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#343
Oh, my God.
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#344
- What? - Oh, I think I'm having this baby.
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#345
- Doctor! - Oh! It doesn't feel good.
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#346
This sucks. This sucks a bag of dicks.
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#347
- Oh, I'm sure. Oh! - Oh, man!
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#348
- Help my sister. - Wait, wait, wait.
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#349
Don't leave me. I don't like it.
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#350
Okay. No, I'm coming. I'm coming with you.
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#351
We got you from here. We got you. We got you.
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#352
You ain't going nowhere.
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#354
before I knock you in there.
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#355
You have done enough today.
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#356
Crazy-ass white boy steadily dressing up folk
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#357
and talking about Thor.
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#358
I bet I earned this. I got you.
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#359
Wow. This whole thing's really setting in now.
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#360
Yeah, it's really sinking in, man.
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#361
We're gonna have a baby. This is really cool.
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#362
Please don't throw me in the trash.
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#363
No one's putting you in the trash. Stop saying that.
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#364
Will you stop?
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#365
Everybody's talking all this stuff about me?
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#366
Man, I used to have
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#367
some jean shorts like that too.
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#368
I slept in them shits, man.
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#369
Eventually, I blew the crotch out of them things.
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#370
But you can't wear 'em every day
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#371
and expect for 'em to hold up.
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#372
That was some nice-ass denim too.
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#373
I miss them shorts.
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#374
But you gotta take 'em off every now and then.
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#375
You gotta take 'em off, son.
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#376
So, I don't get it. Why are you having sex with her?
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#377
Well, she gets drunk and calls me a cardio-jerk
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#378
or a workout turkey.
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#379
And after a while, I just kind of cave in.
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#380
Wow. You just… All right. I gotta try that with someone.
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#381
- Thanks, Rex. - Okay. Thank you.
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#382
- Enjoy the party. - Thanks, Rex.
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#383
She's just berating these guys into having sex with her.
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#384
Yeah, and she is slammin' ass all over town.
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#385
She's getting way more action than us.
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#386
She's stuck on her curse words. "Jerk" and "turkey"
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#387
are all that she's using.
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#388
Well, clearly they're working for her,
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#389
'cause Rex is a quality lay.
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#390
Yeah, Re… All right. Well, he's not fit to be a father though.
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#391
A father? No. None of these guys are fit to be fathers.
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#392
I mean look at… They're animals.
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#393
Even if we do figure out who it is,
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#394
how are we gonna trust this baby with one of these monkeys?
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#395
No. Look at them. They're animals.
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#396
They got no self-control.
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#397
You know, it takes discipline to raise a kid, you know?
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#398
You gotta set rules. You gotta set ground rules.
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#399
Set some boundaries.
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#400
Yeah. You know, like don't have 'em doing cocaine.
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#401
- Get them off the Internet. - Yeah. Oh, the Internet's a very,
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#402
- very dangerous place. - Kids spend all their time
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#403
on the Internet. "Hi. Who are you?
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#404
There's your penis and there's your butt."
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#405
You gotta learn from some books.
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#406
You don't want 'em reading too many books.
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#407
You don't want 'em to be a nerd.
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#408
You don't want 'em to be a nerd.
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#409
- I'm not raising a nerd, bro. - If it's a nerd,
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#410
I'm gonna bash his head in.
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#411
- Nerds get nowhere in life. - Oh, my God.
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#412
Is he a nerd? I could bash some nerds right now.
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#413
Well, right after this we should probably bash nerds.
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#414
I gotta get it out of my system.
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#415
Bash some nerds.
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#416
- Absolutely. - Get bowed up.
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#417
You know what? You gotta teach him how to beat nerds up.
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#418
He's gotta be beating nerds up.
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#419
These are good ideas for raising a kid.
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#420
We have a lot of ideas about raising a kid.
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#421
We are men who can be great dads.
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#422
We have great opinions.
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#423
Yeah. And that's all that parenting is…
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#424
Pretending you know what you're talking about
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#425
and then jamming it down a kid's throat.
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#426
Oh, my God. That's what we're gonna do.
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#427
When I see that baby, dude, we're gonna run towards it.
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#428
I'm gonna grab it. I'm gonna pick him up.
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#429
And jam shit down his throat!
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#430
- Dude. - Dude, we're gonna be the dad.
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#431
We're so much better dads than these guys.
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#432
Yeah, look at this.
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#433
- Yeah! Yeah! - Yeah! Yeah!
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#434
I can't wait to tell him. I can't wait… This is so exciting.
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#435
There he is. Hey, Dennis, Dennis. We have news.
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#436
We have wonderful news.
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#437
Charlie and I have decided that we are going to be
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#438
the father of this child.
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#439
Dude, we did a complete 180.
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#440
You know what? You guys, I did a 180 too. I totally did.
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#441
I was all pissy this morning about having to be at the hospital.
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#442
And then I was thinking about it, I realized I've been firing
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#443
on all cylinders because of this baby thing.
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#444
Dude, I did this Weekend at Bernie's operation earlier
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#445
that would have blown you guys' minds…
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#446
It was very effective.
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#447
And then I busted out this sweet Thor line on this lady
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#448
because she was pissing me off.
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#449
It was, like, boom! I really hit her with it.
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#450
And I never reference the Nordic gods.
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#451
What are you saying though, because I don't understand what your point is.
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#452
What are you talking about?
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#453
I'm saying I wanna be the dad too. I'm totally into it.
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#454
- Okay. - That steps on our thing a little bit…
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#455
- 'Cause we were doing the… - Maybe instead of doing
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#456
a My Two Dads type thing,
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#457
we could fold in another dad
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#458
and do a Three Men and a Baby type situation.
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#459
Three Men and a Baby… That's what it is. I like that.
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#460
An equally effective movie, right?
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#461
- A great movie. - Did we miss it?
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#462
Did we miss it?
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#463
No. It was… What's going on? Who are all these people?
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#464
I couldn't decide who the dad was,
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#465
so I brought everybody.
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#466
You didn't try and decide who the dad was.
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#467
You just got high.
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#468
Well, the interrogation did turn into a coke party.
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#469
But they all promised to have blood tests.
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#470
If this kid is mine, I'm gonna blow my brains out.
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#471
Oh, he got zooted, man. He took an eight-ball to the dome.
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#472
No, no, Frank. Dude, get these guys out of here, all right?
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#473
We're gonna be the father of the baby now. We don't need them.
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#474
We're gonna be the fathers. It has been decided, so sayeth Thor.
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#475
- Thor said it. - The who?
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#476
- Thor. - Who Thor?
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#477
Is that your Greek god reference?
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#478
- He's a Nordic god. - Nordic god.
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#479
No. I said something else earlier that sounded a lot cooler than that.
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#480
That one didn't really work.
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#481
Guys. Guys, here she comes. She's coming.
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#482
How do we make it a big moment?
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#483
I wanna make it a big moment, you know.
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#484
With music. Duncan, play something special.
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#485
Come on, Frank, I got the perfect thing.
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#486
Okay, great.
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#487
- Why do they have the… - I don't know.
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#488
Pray God you can cope
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#489
I'll stand outside
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#490
This woman's work
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#491
This woman's world
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#492
Ooh, it's hard on the man
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#493
Now his part is over
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#494
Now starts the craft
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#495
Of the father
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#496
I know you have a little life in you yet
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#497
I know you have a lot
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#498
Carmen? What are you doing here?
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#499
- I'm here to get my baby. - What?
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#500
Oh, yeah. The tranny's the dad.
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#501
Yeah!
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#502
- You had sex with the tranny? - No. I was their surrogate.
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#503
We used her sperm and a donor egg,
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#504
and then they just kind of right up there and…
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#505
We had a difficult time finding a surrogate,
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#506
but Dee here was a miracle to us.
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#507
See, I can't have kids of my own, and Carmen always wanted a baby.
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#508
Yeah. Great, great. Miracle for you. How wonderful.
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#509
Dee, you tricked us?
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#510
- How did I trick you? - We were getting all pumped up
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#511
about being this baby's dad.
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#512
We were all keyed up for nothing.
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#513
If we knew you were doing this stupid surrogate thing again,
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#514
we would have just completely ignored your pregnancy.
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#515
You did ignore my pregnancy.
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#516
This has been a huge disappointment for us.
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#517
Why?
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#518
We were gonna be great dads.
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#519
We were gonna impose our will on the kid.
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#520
We had a Three Men and a Baby thing going on. It was going to be great.
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#521
- Oh, okay, I'm sorry. - I have to admit,
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#522
this whole thing might be for the best.
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#523
Those two are gonna make great parents, much better parents than any of us would.
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#524
- Don't you think? - Yeah. I guess.
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#525
You know, a baby would've screwed up our chemistry.
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#526
It might've. Yeah.
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#527
We got a good thing going. Why blow it with a baby?
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#528
That being said, don't get knocked up anymore, Dee.
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#529
- It's getting old. - Oh, yeah. No, no. no.
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#530
I didn't enjoy any of it.
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#531
So, what I'm confused on is…
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#532
the mother is the father and the father is black…
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#533
- and the baby's not black, so… - It's all been explained.
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#534
- Yeah. - I'll talk you through it later.
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#535
All right. Then what is your deal? Do we pop you back in there?
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#536
Are you done having babies? What's going on?
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#537
Can you take me to go get a beer?
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#538
- I need a beer. - I could go for a beer.
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#539
You guys wanna go back to the bar?
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#540
- Yeah! - Hey, you guys.
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#541
Let's bring the party back to the bar.
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#542
Bring the music. Let's go.
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#543
What the hell's happening back there?
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#544
A few buddies came along.
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#545
- Don't worry about it, Dee. - Let's party in the sewer.
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#546
- Oh, yeah. - I'm not going into a sewer.
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#547
What is your obsession with the sewer these days?
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#548
- You find great stuff down there. - Like what?
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#549
- Like sewage. - Ha-ha! Good one, Dee.
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#550
She's back, baby. She's back.
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#551
Supposing it's storming and a guy loses his ring and it goes into the gutter?
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#552
Is this the ring story again? I'm getting real tired of ring story.
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#553
You gotta come up with something else, Frank.
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#554
You can't keep using the same…
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#555
Like, give me some crack. You know what I'm sayin', dawg?
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#556
We'll get more. We'll get more.