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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 5, Episode 2 — The Gang Hits the Road

#1
You gotta be careful of the wire, Charlie.

#2
I'm not gonna pinch the wire. I know what I'm doing.

#3
'Cause then the brake lights don't work. I know what I'm doing.

#4
Make sure it's on tight. It's on as tight as it's gonna get!

#5
Okay. All right. It's on good and tight.

#6
Hey, Dennis, I think we should get, like, a G.P.S. System,

#7
'cause these maps are from, like, the '70s, dude. G.P.S. System? Oh, hell, no!

#8
No? That's gonna ruin the road trip experience.

#9
We gotta go do this old school, baby. Maps, fresh cigarettes, fresh coffee,

#10
cooking out on the grill, sleeping in sleeping bags. Old school.

#11
Old school, baby! I'm into that!

#12
Campfire. Let's do old school!

#13
Old school, yeah! Oh, shit.

#14
- Oh, shit. - Who is that? That Sweet Dee?

#15
That's Dee. That's Sweet Dee.

#16
Oh, goddamn it. What is that car?

#17
What is she doing here? What car is that?

#18
Ah, shit. Okay, don't- don't- Just don't say anything.

#19
Hey, guys. What's with the trailer? Hey.

#20
None of your business. What are you doing here so early?

#21
- Why are you at work early? - I woke up early this morning and went and bought a new car.

#22
It's pretty sweet. Where you guys going?

#23
- We're going to the Grand Canyon. - Goddamn it, Frank!

#24
- Really? - Frank wants to see it before he dies, so...

#25
Yeah, what happened was he told us about a road trip. We got all excited.

#26
We got up super early and we packed the car...

#27
- and were hoping to get out of here before your bus arrived. - You were just gonna ditch me?

#28
Nah, it's cool. I'm gonna stick around.

#29
Yeah. Charlie's too scared. Yeah. He's never left Philly before.

#30
I'm not scared! I just haven't left Philly.

#31
Why leave Philly, you know? He's frightened.

#32
- I want to go. - No, you're not going.

#33
You can't come 'cause it'll take forever.

#34
Yeah, and you're gonna have to pee every five minutes. It's gonna be stupid.

#35
I'm not gonna get stuck behind with Charlie.

#36
Wait a second! If you go, I'm gonna be all by myself in the bar.

#37
That's messed up, guys. I mean, that's more change than, like, even if I went.

#38
- You know what? Maybe I should go. - Great. We're all in.

#39
It's gonna be packed in the car! No, we're not all in.

#40
- Yeah, we're going. - We're going on a road trip, baby!

#41
Why did you have to buy a new car today of all days?

#42
I'll go get my stuff.

#43
I can't believe you've never been out of Philly, Charlie.

#44
Yeah, man. What the hell? I've never done a lot of things.

#45
What else have you not done, bro? Uh, I've never eaten a pear.

#46
What? How is that possible? Seriously.

#47
Really? Pears weird me out, dude. Where do you start with a pear?

#48
The top, the bottom? What do you mean, where do you start?

#49
Just bite into it. It's a fruit. You just start it.

#50
Really? You just bite it? It's a weird-looking thing.

#51
Okay, you know what? Pull over. I'm getting this kid a pear.

#52
No, no. No pulling over! We've got a schedule. Yeah, no, no.

#53
I would love to take a quick leak. Are you serious?

#54
Oh, Deandra! We just left!

#55
That's what I was worried about.

#56
And it can't just be any pear, dude. It's gotta be a fresh one.

#57
Let's go to the Italian market. Oh, okay.

#58
Hey-oh! The Italian market is way out of our way.

#59
Nah. Dennis, do you have to smoke?

#60
It's coming right back in through my window.

#61
Roll your window up then, Dee, 'cause I'm a-smoking.

#62
The window needs to be down for the fresh air.

#63
Hey, I've never had blueberries either. What?

#64
What are you talking about? That's crazy!

#65
That is completely insane. We're definitely going to the Italian market.

#66
Dennis, let's go. You believe this guy? Jesus!

#67
- What guy? - Guy on the bike.

#68
He's taking up the whole goddamn road.

#69
Ride on the sidewalk if you're gonna ride a bike, asshole!

#70
What was that?

#71
He flicked you off, dude. Is that what that was?

#72
He flicked you off, man. Son of a bitch.

#73
Real chip on his shoulder, huh? You wanna egg him?

#74
Yeah, I wanna egg him. You got eggs?

#75
No. That would have been good though. That would've been good, man.

#76
You know what? I'm gonna fire a beer across his bow. Ruffle his feathers.

#77
Yeah, give him a good scare? Yeah, man.

#78
Yeah. Jerk. Get up real close to him.

#79
Hey, asshole. Ooh!

#80
Oh, shit!

#81
Oh!

#82
Shit! I hit him! I hit him!

#83
You hit him in the back of the head! I didn't mean to.

#84
- That is not how I expected that to go at all. - Is he okay?

#85
- Did we kill him? - I don't know. Oh, he's getting up.

#86
He's moving, he's moving. Yeah, he's getting up.

#87
Thank God, dude. God. Should we help him out?

#88
And he's getting something out of his bag. What's he getting?

#89
It's a pipe. It's a pipe? Go, go, go, go, go!

#90
Go, go, go, go!

#91
What's wrong with your tires? The car's scraping.

#92
All right, get back to the bar. Get back to the bar.

#93
Damn it!

#94
Goddamn it! Shit!

#95
These tires are completely destroyed. Ah, shit!

#96
I'm just gonna pop inside real quick, take a quick squirt.

#97
Unbelievable. How about we put a couple of doughnuts on there?

#98
Oh, right, Frank. We're gonna go to the Grand Canyon on spare tires.

#99
Uh, plus there's a good deal of mountain bike in your axle here, bro.

#100
Seriously, dude? Yeah. We're talking structural damage down there.

#101
There's leakage. Things are sparking.

#102
All right. Well, road trip's off. No, no, no, no, no.

#103
Road trip's not off. I have a good idea.

#104
Not bad, right? Nah.

#105
It's kinda nice. Lot of leg room.

#106
It's a smooth ride. You guys got a lot of room back there?

#107
Oh, yeah. We got easy access to the beers too.

#108
I mean, that's a good touch. New car smell.

#109
Mmm. How do you get that in a used car? What is that?

#110
It's a spray. Yeah, it's a spray.

#111
Oh, yeah. It's nice.

#112
I enjoy it, man. I'm glad that they did that. It's nice.

#113
I wish that this light would hurry up and change. That's the only thing. Uh-oh!

#114
Hey! Hey, you bastards!

#115
You jerks! Hey! Hey! Ah, here we go.

#116
Goddamn it! Get out! All right.

#117
All right, all right, all right. It's my car. I'm driving. Get out!

#118
I got window! Get out!

#119
You call window, Frank?

#120
You jerks! I got window.

#121
You guys are dicks. It took you long enough.

#122
You were taking forever! Did you still want to go?

#123
Shut up! It's really cramped back here with this cooler.

#124
Why don't you put the cooler in the trailer?

#125
Because then, Dee, we're gonna have to pull over every single time we want a beer.

#126
That new car smell is starting to give me a headache. Dennis, give me a cigarette.

#127
You want a cigarette? Yeah.

#128
I'm gonna have one too. Do you guys have to smoke in here?

#129
Yeah- Well, your car reeks, Dee, so-

#130
God, dude, this thing is so heavy!

#131
I'm gonna get a blood clot with this thing! Oh, my God!

#132
Why don't you put it in the trailer?

#133
Why don't I put you in the trailer? Good one, Charlie.

#134
That's actually not a bad idea. I wouldn't mind riding back there.

#135
There's a hell of a lot more room. I'm done with that.

#136
Oh, come on!

#137
Oh, it's in my- Get it! You're gonna burn a hole in the new upholstery!

#138
It's not new upholstery. What makes you think it's new upholstery?

#139
Did you get it? Oh, yeah!

#140
This sucks! Deandra, pull over. This is terrible.

#141
I wanna go in the back with Dennis. Yeah.

#142
You guys ride in back, and we'll- Yeah. We'll go in the back.

#143
Mmm. This is more like it, huh, Frank?

#144
Got a lot of room back here.

#145
It's muggy back here. Muggy. My glands are starting to swell up.

#146
Yeah. Well, maybe we crack that door a little bit.

#147
What? And go flying out at the first corner? I don't think so, buddy.

#148
Well, just to crack it- just a little bit.

#149
- You want to crack it? - Yeah, we'll crack it.

#150
- Crack it. - Whoa. It's hard to stand up back here.

#151
Furniture is what we need. We'll pick some up at the Italian market.

#152
When's the last time you saw furniture in an Italian market?

#153
Those people will sell you anything. They'll sell you their children. They don't care.

#154
- Provolone and salami. - They sell everything at the Italian market.

#155
These people are like descendants of Gypsies.

#156
They come in. They sell their shit. They bang each other.

#157
I don't know what they do, but you get to haggle with them. It's a lot of fun.

#158
- In the meantime, I'll prop this beer bottle under the door. - All right.

#159
That's good. Yeah.

#160
Uh- There we go.

#161
Perfect. Now, the weight of the door will keep the beer bottle in place.

#162
Good.

#163
Nice, huh? Move over a little bit. Let me sit on the cooler.

#164
Goddamn it!

#165
All right, now this I can get into. You know? A little space back here.

#166
You guys want to listen to some tunes? Got some CDs from Dennis here.

#167
Hate to break it to you, but there's no CD player in here. Are you shitting me?

#168
No. Why would you buy a car with no CD player?

#169
Because the guy knocked 50 bucks off. So you had the option?

#170
Yeah, I had the option! Oh, my God! And you went with the tape deck?

#171
Yes, I did, Charlie! That is so cheap, Dee!

#172
You're cheap! Why did you buy this crappy little car in the first place?

#173
Because you guys rammed my last one into a wall! That's why.

#174
Whatever. What tapes do you have?

#175
Tapes? Who has tapes anymore?

#176
I would've thought that you would've at least made a mix for the road trip.

#177
You didn't invite me on your road trip!

#178
You don't keep a good mix tape in your car?

#179
I just bought the car this morning, Charlie! Okay! All right!

#180
Are you going to yell the whole way there, Dee? Jesus Christ.

#181
Just shut up and turn the radio on. Yeah, put the radio on.

#182
Just turn the radio on!

#183
Find a station. I'm trying.

#184
The antenna is probably broken on this piece of shit car! It's static. Find a station.

#185
You're a piece of shit... car. Wait a second.

#186
There's a tape right down here, I think. You got a tape?

#187
Yeah, it's under the seat. Give it to me. Gimme.

#188
It's jammed in the corner of the seat. Give it to me.

#189
I'm trying to give it- Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme,

#190
There we go. Gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme...

#191
Calm down, dude.

#192
## Inner peace...

#193
Oh, man.

#194
Is an attainable goal.

#195
The first step is releasing the anger and aggression...

#196
that one holds inside. Pop it out, right?

#197
Yeah. Quickly.

#198
All right, I'm gonna run to the ladies' room for two seconds.

#199
I'm gonna take my keys in case you jerks try anything. Really?

#200
All right, Charlie. Get ready to scratch two things off of your bucket list.

#201
Oh, I don't have a bucket list, dude, 'cause I'm not dying.

#202
Everybody's dying, bitch. Let's get you some fruit.

#203
Guys, we're gonna go grab some furniture to throw in the back.

#204
Ten minutes. That's all. And we meet back here.

#205
Well, yeah. But get a good deal. I mean, talk to the guy. Barter.

#206
There's no rush, right? Ten. Ten minutes.

#207
Have fun, man. Have fun. Uh, I've never had a strawberry either.

#208
That's astounding.

#209
Oh, Charlie, I'm excited for you, bro.

#210
Hey! Pears.

#211
Nice! Yes. One of nature's most delectable fruits.

#212
Mmm. Mm-hmm. Excuse me, sir.

#213
How much for this? Those are 50 cents.

#214
Well, I won't pay full price. So I'll give you a dime.

#215
They're 50 cents, buddy. Very well. I'll drop you a quarter.

#216
No. Okay. Thirty-five cents.

#217
I don't have time for this friggin' shit. Give me the 35.

#218
Hey, yeah! Nice, man.

#219
I talked you down. Good barter.

#220
There you go. Good barter.

#221
All right, Bozo. Thank you.

#222
I'm calling a lot of people Bozo now. It's like my new thing. Dude.

#223
Chomp into it. Yeah. Just bite it?

#224
Okay. Like a piece of fruit. You would bite into it...

#225
Tastes like sand.

#226
Like sand?

#227
Oh, that- that pear's not ripe, dude.

#228
Ah. He burned us. Gypsy son of a bitch burned us.

#229
Excuse me, sir? What are you doing to my friend, Bozo?

#230
You burned us. It's dry. You picked it out.

#231
Well, let's not get into a whole "who picked out what. " I want my 35 cents back.

#232
- Charlie, give him the pear. - I can't. I just ate it.

#233
The whole thing? Yeah. It was pretty gross.

#234
The stem and then- and the core?

#235
You didn't tell me not to eat the stem, dude!

#236
Did you eat the stickers that are all over it? Yeah, it was gross!

#237
Of course it's gross! It's a sticker, bro!

#238
I eat stickers all the time, dude! Oh, my God.

#239
This whole thing is a disaster. I'm going back to the car.

#240
Come on. Let's go. I don't know. They got a lot of good stuff here.

#241
I like the rocking chair. Very nice.

#242
But I do like those wicker chairs. They might be more forgiving on my bottom.

#243
Good. It's a tough decision though. I don't know.

#244
Well, make one, Den. Make one, please. Make a decision?

#245
Um, sir? Hi. We're interested in these wicker chairs,

#246
but we're totally unwilling to pay full price for them, so...

#247
You're gonna barter with the guy? Yeah.

#248
We're not gonna barter with him. We're not bartering. We'll pay full price.

#249
Get the wicker chairs. No, no, no, no, no. Frank.

#250
Come on. The Gypsy wants to barter. Let's barter with him.

#251
We don't have time to barter. All right. We'll pay full price for...

#252
Whoa. Is that a French press?

#253
Sir, how much for that fine-looking French press?

#254
We don't need a French press, Dennis.

#255
What, do you expect me to drink gas station coffee all the way to the Grand Canyon?

#256
I don't think so, asshole. Sir, the man will pay full price for the French press,

#257
or I will, however, be willing to barter with you for a very long time.

#258
- Full price. - Great!

#259
Hey, you guys seen anybody selling cassette tapes?

#260
Deandra, what the hell are you doing? What are you drinking?

#261
It's an energy drink. You guys are drinking beer. I gotta tweak on something.

#262
You're gonna be pissing every 15 feet. Nah!

#263
I know what I'm doing. I'm buying you a piss jar. Ooh!

#264
Hold on a second. I think I see some tapes down there.

#265
I'm gonna go barter with that guy. Barter with the Gypsy.

#266
Dude, I'm telling you, it's black to yellow. And no one ever uses...

#267
Black to yellow? No, dude. It's blue to something. You never let me do this, okay?

#268
And hurry up, man. It's blue to something.

#269
Just use the black to yellow, and the car will start. Oh, shit!

#270
You guys, check it out. I found this Soul Asylum tape,

#271
and I totally talked the guy down to, like, half the asking price.

#272
Yeah. Oh, goddamn it!

#273
Yeah. There was a bunch of wires hanging down,

#274
and I was trying to put them back up into- Shut up! Just shut up!

#275
Here's your piss jar.

#276
Yo, Frank, I'm gonna hop in the back with Dennis. You want to switch with me?

#277
Switch-ola? They're gonna argue the whole way. I don't wanna listen to it.

#278
No, I don't like it in there anyway. All right.

#279
- Hey, you want a cup of joe, my man? - Oh, yeah, definitely, dude.

#280
I got a pipin'-hot one ready for you right now. Hook me up, bro.

#281
Hook me up! All right.

#282
That's a pretty sweet duct tape rig you got going on the door, man.

#283
You like that? Taped the chairs down too, so they don't slide any.

#284
I know, but you stopped at the grill, and that's got me confused.

#285
- Ran out of tape actually. - Oh, right. It's not gonna slide through the crack?

#286
It won't because I measured the crack, and the crack is smaller than the height of the grill.

#287
- We are all hooked up here, dude. - Mmm.

#288
Now, are you nervous at all about leaving Philly? Like, is anything bad gonna happen?

#289
I don't think so, man. I'm excited about it.

#290
I've just never been outside of Philly. I don't know what people are like.

#291
- Well, people are people. - Nobody's gonna be, like, a dick?

#292
There are probably gonna be some dicks out there. Yeah, sure.

#293
But I'll be there. I'll back you up, man. Hey, thanks, man.

#294
I tell you what will help. Shotgun a beer? That'll calm my nerves.

#295
It sure will. Let's do that.

#296
I'm bored. Yeah.

#297
Let's play a drinking game. Name all 50 states. Drink while you think.

#298
That's gonna suck. I'm not drinking.

#299
Frank, will you drive for a little bit? I've been drinking all day.

#300
Fine. Uh, go. Maine.

#301
Uh, New Hampshire. Vermont.

#302
Philly. North Virginia.

#303
South Virginia. East Virginia.

#304
Uh, South Virginia. Did I say that already? Yes.

#305
Are you guys shitting me? Shit. All right. Start over.

#306
No, I'm not gonna start over. I was right. The game sucks.

#307
It's the drinking that's the amusing part.

#308
I got an idea.

#309
Georgia. That's six.

#310
Oh. I was gonna- No.

#311
Jesus Christ.

#312
You guys are gonna be hammered before I'm finished naming the East Coast.

#313
Bro, I gotta cook up some hot dogs, man. All right.

#314
I got a proposition for you, man. Check this out.

#315
What do you say we smash these wicker chairs to bits,

#316
put them in the middle of the U-Haul- which is metal...

#317
and we burn the wicker chairs and cook the hot dogs on that?

#318
What do you mean? Cook the hot dogs over the fire?

#319
And then we'll get some new wicker chairs next time we're at a Gypsy hangout spot.

#320
Okay. You think we're gonna be going to a lot of those?

#321
'Cause I feel like I already dodged a bullet once today. What do you mean?

#322
Well, I mean, you know, Gypsies- I don't want anyone shrinking my head and shit.

#323
Yeah. Yeah. Well, first of all,

#324
it was not Gypsies ever that did that.

#325
That's sort of a witch doctor thing.

#326
But either way, neither one of them can shrink heads.

#327
Let's burn the chairs. All right. A couple hot dogs will calm me down.

#328
Thanks for driving. I really appreciate the ride.

#329
Yeah.

#330
So you're headed to Hollywood, huh?

#331
Yeah.

#332
Oh, my God.

#333
Oh, my God. You're running away from home, aren't you?

#334
Um, yeah, maybe. Kinda.

#335
Oh, no, no, no.

#336
Sweet baby, they are gonna eat you alive in Hollywood.

#337
Oh, you're definitely gonna end up doing gay porn...

#338
with this tiny little body of yours. No.

#339
Oh, man, kid.

#340
I'll be fine.

#341
I've actually got an uncle out there that's...

#342
Shh.

#343
I got something you need to hear about.

#344
Hold on a second.

#345
# Just easier than dealin' with the pain #

#346
# Runaway train never comin' back #

#347
# Wrong way on a one-way track #.

#348
Right. I've actually got this uncle out there that said that...

#349
# Seems like I'm neither here nor there #

#350
# Runaway train tearin' up the- the track #

#351
# Runaway train tearin' up the track #

#352
## Shit.

#353
What is that?

#354
Is that piss? Is that piss?

#355
Pull over! You might as well pull over. He's just gonna keep yelling.

#356
Pull over, you little dick!

#357
Stop the car!

#358
Piss! You know what?

#359
Jesus Christ, Dee! I'm covered in piss!

#360
Well, maybe you shouldn't have had your window down!

#361
Maybe you shouldn't be throwing jars of pee out the window!

#362
Maybe I should, maybe I shouldn't. It's up for debate. You shouldn't!

#363
Hey, what the hell is that?

#364
Oh!

#365
Oh! Oh.

#366
Holy shit!

#367
Damn. It's dark, and we haven't even left Philly yet.

#368
I'm so sorry, dude. I don't know what happened, man.

#369
It's like, we lit the chairs, and there must've been a glaze on the wicker or something.

#370
Yeah. 'Cause, like, we passed out instantly.

#371
- Some sort of a poison glaze. - What are we, 20 minutes away from the bar?

#372
Yeah, we're close. I use this gas station all the time.

#373
Sorry. Took a little longer than I thought. There was a line for the bathroom.

#374
Hey-oh! Check out this couch I found by the Dumpster.

#375
Toss it in. Nice. Got it, buddy.

#376
Wait. What's the plan here? You guys are still gonna ride in the back?

#377
Oh, yeah. I sure as shit am, dude.

#378
You're not gonna get the smell of piss out of that car for weeks.

#379
Yeah, it's pretty bad. I'm in. Me too.

#380
You guys getting in too? All right, let's do it.

#381
All right, whatever.

#382
Have fun in the death trap!

#383
I guess I'm riding with you, bro.

#384
Hey, you're not gonna sing to me, are you?

#385
I might.

#386
All right.

#387
Hey, you know, Dee, I didn't want to say anything back there,

#388
'cause I didn't want to be rude to the kid,

#389
but you really gotta be careful just picking up hitchhikers.

#390
I know. But that kid was, like, really young and sweet and innocent-looking.

#391
Right. But those are the ones you gotta watch out for.

#392
Those are the most dangerous hitchhikers...

#393
the ones that lure you into thinking they're sane by acting like normal people.

#394
They act like they're normal and then they carve you up.

#395
No way. Wasn't gonna happen. I had my eyes on him the whole time.

#396
See, I've always got an "A," "B" and a "C" strike plan...

#397
to get us out of any potentially life-threatening situation.

#398
Yeah. He probably just carved up his mother and father,

#399
and he's running away on the road. That's right.

#400
Could be, Frank. All I'm saying is that I'm ready for any situation.

#401
- And that's why you're all safe as long as I'm around. - Uh-huh.

#402
Yeah. I did an ocular pat-down and I cleared him.

#403
Say what? I'm sorry?

#404
I'm saying that I did an ocular assessment of the situation,

#405
garnered that he was not a security risk, and I cleared him for passage.

#406
"Ocular pat-down"!

#407
What in the hell are you talking about?

#408
I'm talking about breaking down the security situation,

#409
clearing an individual and making it safe for passage.

#410
Well, how exactly do you view yourself within the context of our group?

#411
The sheriff of Paddy's.

#412
Well, I can't have this conversation right now.

#413
The sheriff of Paddy's? Can you move?

#414
I want to unfold this thing. I'm gonna pass out.

#415
Got a long trip ahead of us. Careful.

#416
I got it.

#417
I got it.

#418
Aah! Aah!

#419
Get off me, dude!

#420
Are we moving?

#421
I think we're stopped. Dee, what time is it? What?

#422
Hmm?

#423
7:00 a.m. 7:00 a.m.? Shit, we've been driving all night.

#424
We're not moving, are we? No.

#425
Whoa. Shit. You think we're, like, halfway there?

#426
Where do you think we are? I wonder how far we got.

#427
I wonder if we're like...

#428
What the hell is this?

#429
- Oh, are we back at Paddy's? - Wait. Where the hell is my car?

#430
Oh, goddamn!

#431
Shit balls! What's going on?

#432
Hey, you guys are back!

#433
- How was the Grand Canyon? - What the hell happened to my car, Charlie?

#434
I don't know. Last thing I remember, uh, we were at the gas station.

#435
And then you guys hopped in back, and I hopped in front with the hitchhiker.

#436
Then I got freaked out about leaving Philly, so I asked him if he'd drop me off back here.

#437
And he said he'd take you guys to the Grand Canyon, and then I drank all night and passed out.

#438
And then you guys were getting here now, so I figured- Did you go and come back?

#439
He didn't take us to the Grand Canyon.

#440
He detached the trailer and stole my car!

#441
Really? Yeah!

#442
The weird thing is that Mac had already cleared him as a security risk.

#443
Did an ocular pat-down on him. Amazing, right?

#444
- You cleared him, Mac? - I cleared him.

#445
Goddamn it! I thought he was clear!

#446
He wasn't clear! I'm calling the cops. He was clear.

#447
I thought Mac cleared him. I didn't think there'd be a problem.

#448
I don't know how- I kinda had a good time on the trip.

#449
Looking on the bright side of things. All right?

#450
Let's drink some beers, man. I'm hungover as shit. Absolutely, man.

#451
- Little hair of the dog. - That was the closest I ever got to being out of Philly, man.

#452
All right, cheers. Cheers, you guys.

#453
Texas. Oops. State game?

#454
Ohio. Rhode Island.

#455
Nice. Uh, Detroit.

#456
Nope. That's not a state. Drink.

#457
Milwaukee! Jesus H. Christ.

#458
ENGLISH - US - PSDH

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