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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 3, Episode 3 — Dennis and Dee's Mom Is Dead

#1
That's a greatlooking set of knives, pal.

#2
Where'd you get those? This old magician was trying to unload 'em.

#3
Oh, so they're like magical trick knives or...

#4
Well, the knives are real. Mm-hmm.

#5
They're used for magical tricks. But they're real.

#6
You know what I mean? They're sharp too. Oh, I'll show you.

#7
Hey, Dee. Can you get up against the wall? I'm just gonna...

#8
Yeah, yeah, yeah. No. You're not throwing knives at me.

#9
Let's just throw them at her regardless. I'll tell you...

#10
No! Yeah, you know what? Start running. 'Cause we're coming.

#11
Oh, my God. Don't you dare. Ten, nine, eight...

#12
No. No, no, no. No. No. Seven, six, five...

#13
Okay! Listen up, everybody!

#14
In the middle of somethin'! Frank, we're in the middle of something very important!

#15
I got news! Your mother is dead!

#16
Yeah, right. Nice try. Very funny, Frank.

#17
I'm serious this time. She had a botched neck lift.

#18
She's as dead as disco.

#19
Who wants champagne?

#20
I am so sorry. My apologies.

#21
I am so busy today. It's good to see all of you.

#22
That's quite all right, sir. Don't worry about it.

#23
Listen. Would now be a good time to say a few words...

#24
about my wonderfully warm and caring mother? No.

#25
Just, you know, get to the reading part. Let's get on with it, man.

#26
Let's go. All right.

#27
Uh, which one of you, uh, is Frank Reynolds?

#28
Yo. Okay.

#29
Uh, Frank, I have something here that I need to read to you from Barbara.

#30
Hmm.

#31
"Frank, if your...

#32
"fat monkey heart is still beating...

#33
"Then congratulations.

#34
"I want you to know that I hereby leave all of your money...

#35
to Bruce Mathis, the real father of my children. "

#36
What? What?

#37
Bruce Mathis? "A handsome man...

#38
"with a beautiful soul...

#39
And a nicer penis. "

#40
You're giving all my money to that jerkoff?

#41
You know, Mr. Reynolds, I'm reading what's on the document, okay?

#42
Why are you giving it to him? I'm not giving...

#43
She barely knew him! Yeah, I'm not giving any money to anybody.

#44
You see? I'm just reading what's on a will.

#45
Where is that rat bastard? Sir, I don't know.

#46
Because I want to smash his face until he's dead!

#47
Killed dead! Killed dead! Frank, would you forget about Bruce?

#48
I wanna kill him! Mom just gave away all of our money!

#49
You know what? We should just move forward, okay?

#50
"For my darling son, Dennis"... Hmm?

#51
Presumably. Uh, "I give you my house. "

#52
Yeah, okay. Well...

#53
Yeah. Now it's startin' to make sense. Read on.

#54
"On the sole condition that Frank not be allowed in. "

#55
I would never let him in. What?

#56
"Deandra... Yes?

#57
"You get... nothing.

#58
You were a disappointment and a mistake. "

#59
A mistake? We're twins.

#60
Yeah. We were born at the same time.

#61
What are you talking about? You're not making any sense.

#62
Tell that bitch it doesn't make sense!

#63
Okay... I'm reading the words that someone else wrote, okay?

#64
I don't know your mom. Never met your mom.

#65
In fact, I'm certainly not speaking to your mom now.

#66
Because she's dead. Yeah, we know she's dead!

#67
We're venting because we're frustrated.

#68
You tell her she's a goddamn whore!

#69
Okay, I... Always been a whore!

#70
What about jewelry? Does it say anything about jewelry?

#71
It does say something about the jewelry in here... Okay.

#72
In that, um, she wants to be buried in it.

#73
Goddamn it! Oh! Oh!

#74
Oh, goddamn it! She's taking it into the grave!

#75
I tell you what, you son of a bitch. I am very disappointed in you today.

#76
Very upset with you. You're angry.

#77
You tell her for me that I will be in touch with her somehow.

#78
Yeah! Tell her she's a bitch!

#79
These are awkward situations often.

#80
And I know it can be difficult.

#81
Hey. Thanks for the house, dude.

#82
You know... You know, I didn't give you the house.

#83
That's not how this whole situation works. Yeah, you did!

#84
Mm-hmm. Okay.

#85
Jesus Christ.

#86
Hey. I got a plan to get back at your mother.

#87
Too late. I'm already full throttle over here.

#88
I'm gonna dig up her body in the middle of the night and snatch back that jewelry.

#89
That's insane! Frank, that woman is buried down there like Mr. T.

#90
I gotta get to that body while the earth's still loose.

#91
Deandra, I know how to get the money back from Bruce.

#92
What's your plan? All right...

#93
You call Brucie on the phone...

#94
and tell him that you want to introduce him to your new fiancé.

#95
Who's that? Me.

#96
Oh, man. This house sure brings back a lot of memories.

#97
Guys! Look what I just found in Dee's old room!

#98
It's her middle school diary, dude. Ooh, yeah!

#99
Who gives a shit? This is her diary, man.

#100
It's got all her secrets and shit in here! D-Dude!

#101
It says "keep out. There's a little lock that we can...

#102
Well, we'll get it open later. We are not reading...

#103
Dee's middle school diary to you, bro!

#104
Look, we need to start the healing process.

#105
Yeah... Okay?

#106
I'm devastated over here. We need to throw a big-ass party.

#107
Because I need to be amongst my friends. Let's call the crew.

#108
Let's round the boys up! Round the crew up!

#109
And let's have a kickass party! We got the diary!

#110
And the crew! The boys are back in town

#111
The boys are back in town The boys are back in town!

#112
I have two numbers in my phone.

#113
Charlie and Dennis.

#114
Huh. Well, what about all our friends, dude?

#115
Yeah, what about, uh... Dooley! Call Dooley. Dooley! Let's call Dooley!

#116
Dooley loves a good party! Dooley!

#117
Dooley in the house! Dooley's in the house!

#118
Yeah. Dooley killed himself.

#119
Uh... oh...

#120
Yeah. About two years back now.

#121
Yeah. It's a real sad, sad, sad thing for him and his family.

#122
That's... That's terrible. I knew he was, uh...

#123
Depressed. Very sad. Very depressed.

#124
And, uh... How about, uh... Let's call Stash!

#125
Let's get the Stash man! Uh...

#126
Stash? Stash man? What did you do? I set him on fire.

#127
Son of a bitch. All right, forget him. Forget Stash. I don't like him anyway.

#128
Let's get Z-man. I banged his sister.

#129
Oh... Sully!

#130
No, but... Sully! I got Sully.

#131
He's got a restraining order against me.

#132
I can't go within 500 feet of him. Plus, you know what?

#133
I banged his sister too. Did you really?

#134
She was gross. Yeah.

#135
Oh, I remember that. Yeah.

#136
Wait a minute. What are we saying? We got no friends?

#137
Looks like it, right?

#138
Wow, that hits home. Boom.

#139
That's terrible. Guys, guys. That's sad.

#140
Do you realize what that means?

#141
I mean, if we were to all die suddenly just like my mom did...

#142
we would have nobody left to mourn us.

#143
Oh, shit. You know, we would have no one left behind us...

#144
to tell of our great adventures and our glorious triumphs.

#145
Oh, dude. We gotta... We gotta make friends.

#146
All our triumphs. All our triumphs and our tales and...

#147
We need to preserve our legacy.

#148
That's what I'm saying, bro! Our legacy! Our whole legacy here!

#149
So let's go out and make some friends, right? Okay, let's do that. But first...

#150
Who wants to burn through a quick chapter of this diary?

#151
How's the ponytail look? It's ridiculous.

#152
Why... I don't understand why you're wearing this whole getup.

#153
Bruce has never even seen you. Deandra, if we're gonna pull this thing off...

#154
I gotta turn into a liberal yahoo just like Bruce.

#155
Now, when he gets here, I want you to hold my hand through the whole thing.

#156
I won't do that. Look.

#157
You've gotta stop thinking of me as your dad...

#158
and start thinking of me as your fiancé, Seamus. Gross.

#159
Could we please try and think of a less creepy angle?

#160
But this is a grift. I mean, that's the way it is.

#161
You gotta stay in character all the time.

#162
As soon as you break character, you blow the grift.

#163
Hand, hand.

#164
No, I don't wanna touch you. Holding hands.

#165
Ah, damn it.

#166
Deandra.

#167
Ah, my little girl. How are you doing? Are you okay?

#168
Well, no, no. I'm... I'm very broken up inside.

#169
Bruce, this is Seamus, my fiancé.

#170
I am also broken up. Mm-hmm.

#171
What say we all bring it on in for a hug?

#172
Mm. We're doing hugs.

#173
Oh, I'm so sorry I missed the funeral. Mm-hmm.

#174
We were in Uganda doing a lot of work with the Al DS crisis there and...

#175
Al DS? You touch anybody?

#176
Well, sure. Hey, man!

#177
What kind of shit is that? You just hugged me!

#178
Why would you do that? Seamus is joking.

#179
He's got a... He's got a very dry sense of humor.

#180
I'm not joking! That shit is serious!

#181
I gotta take a shower now! Hmm.

#182
That's kind of... odd.

#183
Oh, yeah. Well, that's my guy. You know? He's a...

#184
Yeah. He's got a little bit of a germ problem.

#185
It's... I'll get him some books for that.

#186
He's... He's grieving and and... Yeah. Sure.

#187
But you seem to be holding up okay.

#188
It's funny that I seem like that. Because I'm not holding up okay.

#189
I'm very sad. I'm devastated.

#190
Well, there's nothing tougher than losing a parent. Oh, it's the worst!

#191
It is. And it's the... So she gave you all of our money, huh?

#192
All of... All of... Yeah. Yeah.

#193
All of our fortune. She gave it to you. Weird, right?

#194
Yeah. Good news is it's all gonna go to help the less fortunate.

#195
Every penny. Oh, well, that is good news.

#196
It's a done deal. Oh, well, that's actually why we brought you here.

#197
Oh, see, Seamus and I have a plan.

#198
We want to adopt a ton of kids.

#199
Oh, Deandra. Isn't that wonderful...

#200
that we'll need to use our fortune that my mother gave you...

#201
to shove at these kids! You know what I think?

#202
Huh? I think I know exactly what you and Seamus need.

#203
Can you sit tight? You just sit tight. Sit tight.

#204
I'll get back to you as soon as I can. Okay?

#205
Okay. Okay.

#206
Yeah.

#207
Is he gone? Yeah, he's gone.

#208
Burn these clothes.

#209
Tracy, cancel all my appointments.

#210
L It's time for my daughter and that idiot who raised her to learn a lesson.

#211
Guys, I don't know if I'm feeling this flyer idea.

#212
Really? It's perfect, dude.

#213
How else are three guys in their late 20s supposed to make friends?

#214
There's no system in place. A flyer does all the work. It does the work for us, man.

#215
All right, read back what we got so far because I don't... Okay.

#216
"What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys...

#217
who wanna hang out in our party mansion. "

#218
It sounds a little gay.

#219
Yeah. It does sound gay. Right?

#220
You know what? Write, um, "nothing sexual. " Good. Okay.

#221
"We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. "

#222
"Nothing sexual. "

#223
Good, good. And add, "Fighters welcome. "

#224
'Cause, you know, we want some tough dudes and some big dudes.

#225
I don't want a bunch of tough guys in here wanting to fight me.

#226
No, I didn't mean that. But it would be good to have extra protection.

#227
Yeah. Extra protection and... All right.

#228
Well, uh, put "fitness encouraged. "

#229
Beautiful. That sounds confusing.

#230
Do you think so? I'll put, "Dudes in good shape. "

#231
Oh, there you go! That solves it. Nice.

#232
I like dudes in good shape. There we go.

#233
Okay. But we also need a guy who's funny and fat. We need a funny fat guy.

#234
We need a funny fat guy. Because every crew has a funny fat guy.

#235
Well, no. I'm the funny fat guy. So don't worry about that.

#236
You're not fat, dude. Yeah. You're also not funny.

#237
I want somebody who does observational humor.

#238
Oh, you know what? That would be good. Observational humor is cool.

#239
You know what, guys? I'm just gonna put "nothing sexual" again just to reiterate.

#240
Underline that. Please, please.

#241
Okay, clarity. Smart. Be very clear with that.

#242
And I'm thinking that the flyer should be in the shape of a beer mug.

#243
Hmm... Too complicated. I don't like that.

#244
Yeah. Uh... What about a bicep?

#245
Bicep. Yeah! A bicep. Bicep's good.

#246
A bicep would really do it. All right, let's go with a bicep.

#247
Okay. Yeah, what do we got?

#248
Here we go. "What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys...

#249
"who wanna hang out in our party mansion.

#250
"Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged.

#251
"If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things.

#252
Again, nothing sexual. " Underlined. Underlined. Okay.

#253
Great. I have no problem with that.

#254
No. Let's go meet some men.

#255
Lookin' good, bro. Lookin' very good.

#256
I'm sorry? Oh, your pants. Nice cut.

#257
You know, that vertical line on the side gives your body good length.

#258
Do you work here? What... Nah.

#259
I'm just looking to meet some... some new guys.

#260
I saw you from across the way. And I thought, yeah.

#261
This guy's got a good sense of style. He's about the same age.

#262
Got a nice crop of blond hair. We could definitely use a blond in the crew.

#263
Mix things up a little bit. Here. Why don't you just, uh...

#264
take a look at that flyer there.

#265
Is this a penis?

#266
A... penis? No. It's a...

#267
It's a bicep. Oh.

#268
Yeah, yeah. Oh, right. "Party mansion. "

#269
Exactly. Yeah. Cool. Yeah, I'll swing by.

#270
You'll swing by? Yeah, sure.

#271
Okay, yeah. Just come by the address. We'll be there partying.

#272
Sure. Yeah, at the party mansion. You're gonna be perfect, man.

#273
Yeah. Nice.

#274
See ya there.

#275
I should give him more for his friends.

#276
Yeah.

#277
Oh, son of a bitch!

#278
Penis? No. It's a... a bicep. Bro.

#279
I just had the most perfect blond guy slip right through my fingers.

#280
I mean, I had him in the palm of my hand, and then he was gone.

#281
You know what I mean? I mean, this guy would've been perfect for you.

#282
What's up with this beefcake? Is he coming to the party or what?

#283
Big time. Great.

#284
Nah, he didn't read the flyer. No, I read the flyer.

#285
He didn't understand it. I understood it... perfectly.

#286
Oh! Okay.

#287
Okay, we need to take a second look at this flyer. Uh, yeah, dude.

#288
Guys! Check out who I just met buying a crossbow.

#289
This dude is the shit. I shall use this crossbow to pierce my broken heart.

#290
Yeah.

#291
All right, dude.

#292
Dude, isn't that guy awesome or what? He's like a poet.

#293
That guy's not awesome. No.

#294
Dude, do you know how hard it is to find...

#295
a passionate guy like that these days... they don't make 'em anymore.

#296
You should've seen how passionate he got when I showed him the dick flyer.

#297
You knew? You knew that it was a dick?

#298
Well, yeah. I thought we changed it. I thought you guys were changing it.

#299
It was always... It was always meant to be a bicep. It was a bicep, bro.

#300
Well, then why did you cut it like... 'Cause it looks totally like a dick.

#301
I thought, all right, let's go with the dick thing. It's more masculine anyway.

#302
Good point. I mean, shit...

#303
If you want it to be a bicep, it needs more veins.

#304
I can't wear this.

#305
I gotta go home and get another costume.

#306
Come on. There's no time. Just sit down and shut up.

#307
And wait for Bruce to get back with the money.

#308
All right.

#309
But I can't promise that I'm not gonna go berserk...

#310
if he tries to give me Al DS again.

#311
He wasn't trying to give you Al DS. Jesus Christ!

#312
You're the one who's goin' on and on about staying in character.

#313
Yeah, you're right. You're right. Look, we can do this, okay?

#314
We just have to go along with whatever he throws at us. We're so close to that money.

#315
Yeah.

#316
Yeah? I'm not gonna blow the cover.

#317
Good. Pull your shit together, Seamus. All right.

#318
Surprise!

#319
These are some of my adopted children. Go ahead, guys.

#320
This is your new home.

#321
Ooh, Mac. Here come our guests. Come on.

#322
Okay. Okay. How did you get these guys again?

#323
Oh, they're college kids. I just went down to Penn.

#324
I reeled them in with a couple of white lies. Put your game face on, buddy.

#325
We got a legacy to preserve. Okay.

#326
Here we go.

#327
Welcome to the party mansion, bitches!

#328
Get your asses in here!

#329
Look at that shit, huh? Yeah!

#330
Where is everybody? Where are all the chicks?

#331
Guess what. It's just you and us. That's right!

#332
We got the party mansion to ourselves!

#333
There ain't no rules in the party mansion! That's right.

#334
Check this out, bitches! Whoo!

#335
Oh, yeah, baby! Nice one!

#336
Let's stop being pussies, and let's funnel some beers! Let's funnel some beers!

#337
I don't really drink. Wrong answer, bitch! You're a drinker tonight!

#338
That's right. You guys are gonna be telling stories...

#339
for the rest of your lives about how crazy we are! Oh, yeah.

#340
You're gonna tell everybody how we're like those guys from Jackass.

#341
How we like to smash stuff and shove shit up our asses. That's right!

#342
You are gonna get so much shit shoved up your ass tonight, four eyes!

#343
Yeah! You're gonna be talking about this night for the rest of your lives!

#344
"Dear Diary, the dance was a total disaster.

#345
"I cried myself to sleep again last night.

#346
Oh! "Mom forced me to wear the back brace.

#347
And all the school chanted "aluminum monster!"'

#348
Oh... Oh, man!

#349
"Aluminum monster. " That is hilarious.

#350
No! Oh, it's not hilarious!

#351
I share this little girl's pain.

#352
Have you ever been scorned, Charlie?

#353
Uh, like all day, every day, dude.

#354
Then you should think of this little girl as your soul mate of pain.

#355
Oh, shit, bro.

#356
Babysitting a bunch of orphans was not part of our grift.

#357
Yeah. Well, it's either that or digging up Mom...

#358
which, for the record, I am still very into.

#359
But I'm willing to do whatever we need to do to get this money, Frank.

#360
Okay? If we need to adopt a couple of orphans, fine.

#361
We'll get the money, and we'll take them back. Oh...

#362
Can you do that? Is that possible?

#363
I don't know. I'm sure they have some kind of a return exchange policy.

#364
That sounds good.

#365
Great. Now this one's sad. Give...

#366
Give her some money. What?

#367
Frank, give her some money. I'm not giving her shit! What are you talking about?

#368
May I speak to you two in the kitchen?

#369
Oh. Yeah. Yeah.

#370
You two have such a great vibe! I'm ready to write a check right now.

#371
But I just want to make sure that I'm helping you...

#372
to have, like, the best relationship that you can...

#373
so that these kids have a loving, stable home.

#374
And I know that this may sound a little weird.

#375
But I have a lot of training in family therapy.

#376
And I think for me to help you...

#377
I need to observe you at your most intimate.

#378
I need to observe you two making love.

#379
Uh... Uh...

#380
How long's your boy been passed out, bro?

#381
I don't know. A couple of minutes.

#382
I'm just worried he's gonna wake up before we throw him down those stairs.

#383
You kidding me? Look at him. He's gone.

#384
Man, he's out. You're kidding, right?

#385
You're not really gonna throw him down the stairs. Oh!

#386
We should throw him off the roof! Right? Great idea, dude.

#387
I'm the thrower. That's fine.

#388
Why are you guys doing this? That's what friends do to each other, bro.

#389
No, it isn't! Guy, his mom just died.

#390
Can you have a little compassion? My mom just died, all right?

#391
The least you could do is let us throw your buddy off the roof!

#392
"I'm totally gonna tell Eric how much I like him tonight.

#393
"Even though Danielle...

#394
"was like all over him today in school.

#395
"Mother said, "Don't bother.

#396
He wants a pretty girl instead. "'

#397
I can't stop crying, Ernesto.

#398
Hey, me neither, Charlie.

#399
Oh, but don't fight it, Charlie! No!

#400
It is all part of the healing process.

#401
So tell me, how do you two usually begin your lovemaking sessions?

#402
That's hard to say, you know?

#403
Because we start it in so many... ways.

#404
Seamus, perhaps...

#405
perhaps you should start by, uh, kissing her neck lightly.

#406
Uh, no.

#407
No, because, uh, we don't kiss. We don't kiss.

#408
At all. No kissing. Mmmmm.

#409
That's unusual, but okay.

#410
Okay. Just tell me w...

#411
Just tell me what you are into.

#412
I like to watch. So I'm gonna bounce off the bed...

#413
and observe.

#414
Okay. Okay.

#415
See... You see what just happened, Dee?

#416
Seamus has just communicated what turns him on in a healthy way.

#417
Heh. So... Yeah.

#418
Perhaps now would be a good time for you to pleasure yourself for him.

#419
Hmm. Then eventually Seamus will mount you.

#420
Okay. You know what?

#421
I'm gonna have to stop this. Really?

#422
Uh, yeah. Yeah?

#423
I'm gonna come clean here because we've been lying to you.

#424
Deandra... Deandra, just... No.

#425
Think about what you're doing. No. You know what? I'm sorry.

#426
We've been lying. And the reason is...

#427
Think... we haven't had sex yet...

#428
because we're waiting until we get married.

#429
We're waiting. We're saving ourselves.

#430
We're saving ourselves! Saving ourselves.

#431
It's so important to me and to him... Yeah, we couldn't do it.

#432
To do that. Yeah. Right.

#433
And I... And I... And I think that maybe that's what the tension...

#434
is that you're feeling. It's all sexual.

#435
Oh, it's so sexual. You know, I'm also a licensed minister.

#436
So why don't we just do a wedding? Like do it tomorrow?

#437
Hmm! Because I've been thinking about it.

#438
And I should never give the money to an unmarried couple anyway.

#439
Okay. Okay.

#440
Family and friends, we're gathered here...

#441
to... to share in the declaration of a lifelong commitment...

#442
between this man and this woman.

#443
Deandra, do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?

#444
I do. Seamus...

#445
do you take this woman to be your wedded wife?

#446
You bet ya.

#447
Well, then by the authority of God...

#448
and the laws of the great state of Pennsylvania...

#449
I now pronounce you man and wife.

#450
Congratulations, Deandra! You made me so happy.

#451
Yeah. And you just married your daughter, Frank.

#452
You know who I am? Of course I know who you are.

#453
You're the little asswipe who raised my children...

#454
and turned them into animals, into monsters who...

#455
who lie and steal and take advantage of people...

#456
and contribute absolutely nothing to society.

#457
Make sure you're getting this. Yeah, yeah.

#458
I can't believe Ernesto's missing this! He's gotta see it. Go get him.

#459
If you knew who he was, then why did you do the whole ceremony?

#460
I was just trying to push you two to your limit.

#461
But apparently you... you have none. So...

#462
I... I hate to interrupt. I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

#463
Uh, Bruce? Can you... Can you just pronounce them man and wife again?

#464
I wanna get that in a close-up. Again? You wanna...

#465
Do the thing where you're like, "And, yes, of course I know who you are. "

#466
And you were getting so angry, Bruce. Oh, yeah!

#467
Bruce, can you make 'em kiss this time, though? Yes. Uh, sure.

#468
May I... May I see the camera for just a second from this side maybe?

#469
Sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Uh...

#470
I'm gonna take this and give it to the lawyer, and you're gonna lose the house...

#471
because, uh, you violated the conditions of the will.

#472
Frank was not to set foot in the house!

#473
Bruce, come on, man. D Dad, be cool, man. Like, let that slide.

#474
You are acting like a real bastard, Bruce. That's ridiculous.

#475
You're the most horrible people alive.

#476
Oh, come on. Oh, that's a little bit going overboard.

#477
That's a lot. That's a lot to say. Come on. Don't be like that.

#478
Now I'm gonna lose the party mansion. Thanks a lot, Frank!

#479
Whoa, guys! Guys, where you going? Whoa, whoa! Hey!

#480
How did they get free? Oh, come on! We were just having a little fun!

#481
You guys still wanna be in our crew? I don't think so.

#482
I don't think they're gonna go off and tell...

#483
about our great adventures and our glorious triumphs. It doesn't seem like it.

#484
No. Well, at least we still have Ernesto. Yeah, whoops.

#485
No, no. He robbed your house.

#486
Oh, son of a bitch. Yeah.

#487
Ah, I'm sorry that the grift didn't work out, sweetie.

#488
We could still go get Mom's jewelry. I'll get the shovel.

#489

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