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Season 1, Episode 4 — The Female of the Species

#1
(wind chime tinkling)

#2
(panting)

#3
(moans)

#4
(panting)

#5
(bulldog panting)

#6
-Come on. -Mm-mm.

#7
-Just come with. -Nuh-uh.

#8
-Please? (laughs) -No fucking way.

#9
This may be their last reunion tour ever.

#10
-Yeah, I fucking hope so. -(laughs)

#11
They're the best band.

#12
Oh, come off it.

#13
Look, I ain't stopping you. If you really want to go,

#14
I'll buy you front row seats. You can take Rachel.

#15
I don't want to take Rachel.

#16
-I want you to come with me. -(groans)

#17
I would be forced to chop my fucking ears off.

#18
-I'll make a mess everywhere. -Yeah. Oh, yeah.

#19
Then I would just have to clean it up.

#20
-You would? -Yeah.

#21
Smart-ass. (chuckles)

#22
You love it.

#23
-Do I? -Yeah, you do.

#24
Yeah.

#25
(Becca chuckles softly)

#26
(kiss)

#27
(bulldog panting)

#28
-(siren wailing) -(horn honks in distance)

#29
(exhales)

#30
♪ Oh, Lord, oh, Lord, baby ♪

#31
(exhales)

#32
(sighs)

#33
♪ What in the world gonna become ♪

#34
-♪ Of me? ♪ -(groaning)

#35
♪ This doggone strike ♪

#36
♪ Soon it's gonna become over, people ♪

#37
(exhales)

#38
♪ God knows my life can't last ♪

#39
-♪ Any longer ♪ -(water running)

#40
♪ I go to the welfare ♪

#41
♪ What the welfare said ♪

#42
♪ "Look at here now, man" ♪

#43
♪ "One type of-of beans ♪

#44
♪ And one can of tripe" ♪

#45
♪ I said, "No" ♪

#46
♪ God knows that will never do ♪

#47
♪ If Ford, Chrysler soon will end this strike ♪

#48
♪ God knows, God knows ♪

#49
♪ I don't know what I'm gonna do. ♪

#50
♪ ♪

#51
(horns honking)

#52
(soft chatter)

#53
-Hi. -Good morning.

#54
(beeps)

#55
-(gasps) -Morning, Deputy Director.

#56
How did you get in here?

#57
You're like the fucking mold

#58
on my laundry room tiles.

#59
You scrape it off, comes right back.

#60
Sounds like you got a little bit of a moisture problem, luv.

#61
Security, please.

#62
I can stop 'em getting Supes in the military.

#63
What makes you think I care?

#64
Personally, I can't wait until they're in Syria.

#65
Yeah, I'll bet.

#66
Last week.

#67
A-Train, mainlining

#68
before the big race. His fuck buddy,

#69
Popclaw,

#70
pinning the same stuff.

#71
They call it Compound V. It's some kind of

#72
booster or steroid for Supes.

#73
Jacks 'em right up.

#74
Now, word gets out that Supes

#75
are nothing but a bunch of juice junkies,

#76
no one's gonna want 'em in national defense.

#77
Mm-hmm.

#78
Got a sample?

#79
Not yet.

#80
Mm.

#81
This could be heroin.

#82
It could be anything.

#83
You don't trust me.

#84
Susan, I am shocked and saddened by that.

#85
Really?

#86
I'm sure.

#87
Speaking of which,

#88
I haven't seen Translucent around anywhere.

#89
You wouldn't happen to know anything about that, would you?

#90
Cunt's invisible.

#91
He could be standing in that fucking corner,

#92
plugging one out right now, for all we know.

#93
Look, you think Supes are cunts now?

#94
You just wait till they're wearing camo.

#95
I mean, what's to stop Sergeant Homelander

#96
from killing a couple of hundred thousand Chinese?

#97
How are you gonna try him for war crimes?

#98
He's gonna murder the bloody lot of us

#99
before he steps one foot in The Hague.

#100
I mean, you might as well hand the bloody launch keys

#101
over to Vought right now.

#102
You're really working this one, huh?

#103
Just being an upstanding citizen, luv.

#104
Oh, I know.

#105
Okay.

#106
You get me some hard proof,

#107
something actionable that I can use,

#108
and maybe I'll throw you a few bucks.

#109
For your operating costs.

#110
But if you fuck me on this,

#111
for the rest of your life, you'll be drinking your own piss

#112
at a black site.

#113
Say you understand.

#114
See, now, Susan, this is why it never went anywhere with us.

#115
You can't have two alpha males, 'cause inevitably someone's...

#116
Say you fucking understand.

#117
I understand.

#118
Remind me, what was our deal?

#119
-POPCLAW (over phone): What? -What was our fucking deal?

#120
Go to hell. I already told you, A-Train runs the Compound...

#121
Yeah, runs the Compound V to the noodle shop up on Division.

#122
We've been up on it all week and we ain't seen fuck all.

#123
Well, wherever he's going, it's around there,

#124
because every time he leaves with the V,

#125
he comes back with the sesame noodles. That's all I know.

#126
Well, you'd better be right, love,

#127
or you and your dearly departed landlord

#128
are gonna find yourselves on Pornhub

#129
in the Fatal Cunnilingus section.

#130
You son of a bitch, if you even...

#131
(panting)

#132
MOTHER'S MILK: Sorry, baby, just, work's

#133
just been a motherfucker lately.

#134
You know I'd much rather be at home, rubbing on them toes

#135
than out here breaking up yard fights,

#136
but you know, a brother got to get paid, right?

#137
Oh, most definitely.

#138
Payday comes, we gonna be all up in Kay Jewelers,

#139
tearing it down.

#140
Champagne showers.

#141
(laughs)

#142
I know, I know, I'm just kidding.

#143
All right, sweetheart. Talk to you.

#144
(kissing sounds)

#145
Say something.

#146
Well, you know, Jean-Paul Sartre said

#147
marriage stifles our essential male urges.

#148
Jean-Paul Sartre also died a old, lonely motherfucker.

#149
Not to mention his girl

#150
was shacking up with some other dude.

#151
Uh, oui. They were free to explore.

#152
Explore what? Gonorrhea?

#153
Come on, Frenchie.

#154
Why work so motherfucking hard if you don't have somebody

#155
to go home to and sleep next to at night?

#156
Well, I go to sleep next to someone different every night.

#157
Yeah, and that's 'cause you're an old, lonely fucker, too.

#158
-And you're gonna die by yourself. -Mm.

#159
Well, if you and Monique have something so pure,

#160
why are you lying to her about where you are?

#161
Noodle Guy. He's packing.

#162
About time we see something.

#163
♪ ♪

#164
We got to go in there, don't we?

#165
Don't be scared, petit Hughie.

#166
Will you stop calling me that? I'm, like, six feet tall.

#167
(indistinct chatter in distance)

#168
(guards speaking Filipino)

#169
(mouths)

#170
(song in Japanese playing faintly)

#171
(song gets louder)

#172
MOTHER'S MILK (whispering): Let's hurry up, let's go.

#173
Check those boxes.

#174
Frenchie, look for the V.

#175
Frenchie, come on, let's go,

#176
Check these boxes.

#177
Come on, Frenchie, what are you doing?

#178
Are you deaf?

#179
Jesus.

#180
Who's that?

#181
I think we should let her go.

#182
No, no, no, no, no, uh-uh. We're here for the V, and we get out.

#183
This isn't a rescue.

#184
You sound like Butcher.

#185
I sound like a motherfucker that wants to be breathing.

#186
Goddamn it, Frenchie, what the...

#187
Hey! Don't set her free!

#188
(screaming)

#189
Oh, my God!

#190
Oh, fuck.

#191
Hughie, let's go! Let's go, Hughie!

#192
Come on!

#193
(grunting, shouting)

#194
(panting softly)

#195
-(groans) -(panting)

#196
(birds singing)

#197
DEEP: Couple weeks ago, we were all getting...

#198
we were all getting wasted in the common room.

#199
It was, like, Super Bowl, I think.

#200
(sighs)

#201
And I don't know. Maybe I was just drunk, but...

#202
(clock ticking)

#203
...you know, I tried.

#204
I-I really tried...

#205
to talk to the guys.

#206
About...?

#207
Dolphins.

#208
Did you know, in Japan, that they

#209
hunt down and slaughter 20,000 dolphins a year?

#210
Intelligent animals.

#211
Yeah, that have regional accents, and

#212
a great sense of humor. I mean, they're...

#213
(chuckling) They're hilarious.

#214
(chuckles) Yeah.

#215
And that night, A-Train

#216
thought it'd be funny to stick a blow-up dolphin in my bed.

#217
With lipstick on its blowhole.

#218
Yeah, real creative pricks.

#219
(exhales)

#220
I'm sorry.

#221
That must have hurt.

#222
Yeah, I'm-I'm... I'm the diversity hire.

#223
I'm a joke.

#224
I mean, yeah, I can talk to fish. So what?

#225
How often do you need to be saved by a school of salmon?

#226
Kevin, that's just not true.

#227
Where would that Carnival cruise ship be without you?

#228
Yeah. I know.

#229
Okay, I need to... self-actualize,

#230
show more confidence.

#231
After all, who are you?

#232
I'm one of The Seven.

#233
And what does that mean?

#234
I can do anything I set my mind to.

#235
What do you want to set your mind to?

#236
(exhales)

#237
(Japanese song playing on TV)

#238
BUTCHER: What a mess.

#239
You all right?

#240
I mean, just when you think

#241
this shit can't get any more horrible...

#242
Nah, don't worry.

#243
It can get a lot more horrible.

#244
Butcher, come check this out.

#245
Take a look.

#246
V.

#247
So, A-Train's running it here,

#248
and these blokes are dosing the Asian bird with it.

#249
Yeah, back when they had eyeballs.

#250
Yeah, but why?

#251
Is it a Vought thing or, like, a side hustle?

#252
Came gift-wrapped in this.

#253
Find out where it came from.

#254
I'll shake a few trees.

#255
Why the hell were they dosing her?

#256
Why don't we ask foie gras over here?

#257
He's the one that let her out.

#258
-She looked innocent. -Innocent?

#259
(chuckles) She's locked up in a cage, underground,

#260
with two armed guards?

#261
I had a feeling about her.

#262
Nah, Frenchie, you just didn't follow the plan.

#263
You never follow the plan, man.

#264
You need to unclench your asshole.

#265
You need to eat my clenched asshole,

#266
-how 'bout that? -Why are you two carrying on

#267
-like a bunch of fucking twats? -(phone chimes)

#268
We're sniffing down a shit sandwich

#269
the size of Watergate.

#270
Vought and the Supes are both gonna be looking for her.

#271
All we got to do is find the female first.

#272
(phone chimes)

#273
Keep looking.

#274
Who's that, then, eh?

#275
It's nobody.

#276
"Annie?" Starlight?

#277
HUGHIE: Yeah, it's nothing. I mean, we were supposed to

#278
go on a date.

#279
Not a date, just, she asked me

#280
if I wanted to ask her for her number,

#281
and then we just kind of platonically

#282
exchanged information, but the--

#283
the word "date" was never mentioned.

#284
Call her back right now. You're fucking going.

#285
As a rule, I don't usually go out after a gory massacre.

#286
Listen, here's the job.

#287
You're gonna hot mic her phone.

#288
From now on, we hear everything she says.

#289
I mean, this is a golden opportunity.

#290
And after all you done, piece of cake.

#291
Yeah, she's not a-- She's not a bad person.

#292
She's a Supe, Hughie.

#293
Just like the fucking rest of them.

#294
STILLWELL: Okay, we are not gonna be able to cover this up forever.

#295
Translucent does not show his face soon,

#296
people are gonna start to notice.

#297
What if we just get in front of it?

#298
Tell the world he died tragically

#299
in the service of his country.

#300
We could have an amazing funeral, bigger than Kennedy's.

#301
I don't know, admit that one of our unkillable

#302
superheroes just got killed?

#303
Kiss that military bill good-bye.

#304
Let's not overthink it.

#305
We just say he's on a classified mission.

#306
We can't say where, in the interest of national security.

#307
All we can say is he's fighting MS-13.

#308
Ooh, yes. That's good.

#309
Simple. Done. Boom.

#310
-MS-13. I like it. -(phone ringing)

#311
STILLWELL: Hello?

#312
What? When?

#313
How many people know?

#314
STILLWELL: Seven minutes ago,

#315
Trans-Oceanic Flight 37 from Paris to Chicago

#316
was hijacked mid-air.

#317
-Seven minutes ago? -Yeah.

#318
A source from NORAD gave us a heads up.

#319
MAEVE: How many hijackers?

#320
STILLWELL: Well, looks like three.

#321
MAEVE: Did they scramble F-16's?

#322
Yep, as we speak.

#323
But you can get there quicker.

#324
(Maeve sighs)

#325
STILLWELL: Can I please have the room?

#326
HOMELANDER: Oh, middle of the Atlantic.

#327
-Yep. -No-man's-land.

#328
STILLWELL: You can't operate on foreign soil,

#329
but a plane hijacked over international waters--

#330
If you intercept, no one will protest.

#331
If you bring those passengers back alive,

#332
not one congressman will have the balls

#333
to vote against our bill.

#334
Mm-hmm.

#335
This is our chance.

#336
More important than Translucent.

#337
More important than anything.

#338
Concentrated halothane.

#339
-(clatter) -It's not a guarantee,

#340
but it should knock out your girl.

#341
(smooches) Merci, pumpkin.

#342
I must go; this girl, she's got a head start.

#343
Hey, I miss you.

#344
I got us a pied-á-terre on the Bowery.

#345
When will you be coming by?

#346
As soon as I can.

#347
Promise.

#348
-Promise? -Mm-hmm.

#349
(pained groan)

#350
Don't make me use that gas on you,

#351
huh, pumpkin?

#352
-Yeah? -Mm-hmm.

#353
-Okay. -Mm. Oh...

#354
CHERIE: Mm.

#355
-(door bells jingle) -(Cherie sighs)

#356
(indistinct radio chatter)

#357
Fuck!

#358
When will they intercept?

#359
Corporal, I don't care who is in the room with you,

#360
-I need a goddamn update. -(knock at door)

#361
Jesus.

#362
Hey. Do you have a second?

#363
It is not really a good time.

#364
I'd really appreciate it. Super quick.

#365
-Pretty please? Thank you. -No... Oh, okay.

#366
(sighs) So... I found a mission.

#367
Uh-huh.

#368
And I think it's really important.

#369
And I'd like to do it, with your permission, of course.

#370
What? Where?

#371
-Oceanland. -Oceanland?

#372
Yeah. So, get this, the dolphins there,

#373
I mean, they are really underfed and abused.

#374
To be quite honest, they're really frustrated.

#375
And I'd like to, you know, just shine a light on it.

#376
I think people would really respond to that.

#377
You do realize that you are at the centerpiece

#378
of the Oceanland fall campaign?

#379
Yeah, well, I mean, we could just bail on that, right?

#380
The deal sucks anyways.

#381
No, we can't.

#382
Listen, I'd just like to, you know,

#383
maybe do something with a little more substance.

#384
Okay.

#385
-Yeah? -I hear you. Yes.

#386
-Okay? -Uh-huh.

#387
Deep...

#388
play to your strengths.

#389
Hey. baby.

#390
Hey...

#391
What'd you do?

#392
What the hell are you talking about?

#393
Who did you tell about Compound V?

#394
Nobody. Why? What...

#395
Because you're the only person who knew, other than me,

#396
that I had it... where I was taking it.

#397
I-I didn't tell anyone anything.

#398
You're being paranoid.

#399
Who else did you fucking tell?!

#400
Don't yell at me.

#401
Listen to me.

#402
Sit down.

#403
Look, I love you. You know I do.

#404
I've loved you since the first time that we met.

#405
Oh, really? I heard you at the race.

#406
No girlfriend. Open to offers.

#407
Come on, I have to say those things.

#408
You know this. They make me.

#409
It's my brand.

#410
Come here.

#411
(quietly): Come here.

#412
You remember when you relapsed?

#413
Yes.

#414
And I stayed and I rubbed your back.

#415
Cleaned up your puke.

#416
I'm there for you, always.

#417
I know, baby.

#418
Please,

#419
tell me who you told.

#420
'Cause we're in trouble. We're in a lot of trouble.

#421
I didn't tell anyone.

#422
Either way, you're gonna have to pack a bag,

#423
so get everything that you need.

#424
Why? Where are we going?

#425
I'm gonna take care of this,

#426
but until I do, I got to get you somewhere safe,

#427
before Homelander finds out.

#428
I love you.

#429
I love you, too.

#430
("Eyes Can't Hide" by Extreme Music plays)

#431
Mani? Pedi? Special deal.

#432
(woman screaming)

#433
The hilarious Dolphins Ahoy Extravaganza,

#434
starring these two knuckleheads.

#435
So this fall, remember, go Deep. Go Oceanland.

#436
All right, let's see what you got.

#437
You said you, uh, you bowled before?

#438
Yeah, I'm just a little rusty.

#439
-You? -Uh, yeah. Here, actually.

#440
My whole life.

#441
I had my first kiss with Amy Seeler

#442
in the men's bathroom when I was 14.

#443
-It was really romantic. -Yeah.

#444
I'm sure that's exactly how she pictured her first kiss.

#445
Excuse me. Where was your first kiss?

#446
Prom.

#447
It was amazing.

#448
Wait, senior prom?

#449
So your first kiss was when you were 18?

#450
Mm-hmm.

#451
Which you're not joking about,

#452
and that's fine, that's great.

#453
Yeah, I had a very Jesus-centric childhood.

#454
(pins crashing)

#455
(high-pitched ringing)

#456
-Yeah! -(whoops)

#457
(muffled voices)

#458
STARLIGHT: He never asked me out again.

#459
Sorry. Um, what were you saying?

#460
No, just about prom.

#461
-What was it-- what about... -Nothing.

#462
It's-it's stupid.

#463
Um, I'm gonna, I'm gonna throw one.

#464
Ah! Ah.

#465
So what's, uh, what's Translucent like?

#466
That's a conversational left turn.

#467
Yes, it was. I'm sorry about that.

#468
Sorry. Yeah, it just popped into my head.

#469
As a kid, he was my favorite.

#470
You said the other ones were dicks; is he a dick, too?

#471
Well, I mean, he's not great with privacy or boundaries,

#472
I will say that.

#473
But otherwise, he seems like a loner.

#474
He spends most of his free time with his son.

#475
-He's got a son? -Yeah. Early divorce, I think.

#476
He's about ten.

#477
Hunter or Maverick or something like that.

#478
(speaking Arabic)

#479
(passengers whimpering, crying)

#480
(woman screams)

#481
-(gasps) -(speaking Arabic)

#482
It's okay.

#483
(speaking in Arabic)

#484
(passengers screaming)

#485
(bones snap)

#486
(passengers gasp)

#487
(overlapping chatter)

#488
All right, everyone, it's all over.

#489
It's all safe. You're all gonna be fine.

#490
(cheering, whistling)

#491
WOMAN: Thank you, Homelander!

#492
Oh, no, no. (laughs)

#493
Come on, now. You guys.

#494
You guys made it.

#495
-You okay, sweetheart? -Yeah.

#496
-Yeah? -Yeah.

#497
Good for you.

#498
You guys are amazing, fantastic.

#499
Go, Maeve!

#500
Hey, let's get a round of applause

#501
for Queen Maeve.

#502
-Yeah! -(cheering)

#503
Captain?

#504
Stop. Stop.

#505
HOMELANDER: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, easy, fella.

#506
Take it easy.

#507
There you go, just relax.

#508
(alarm blaring)

#509
ATC!

#510
It's dead!

#511
Can you fly a plane?

#512
Wouldn't matter if I did!

#513
What do we do?

#514
(panicked chatter)

#515
All right, everyone, remain calm.

#516
Stay in your seats. Everything's under control.

#517
You got to go out there, lift the plane up.

#518
Lift the plane? How? (stammers) There's nothing to stand on.

#519
It's fucking air.

#520
I don't know, fly at it, ram it straight.

#521
No, that kind of speed, either the plane goes ass over tit

#522
or I'll punch straight through the hull, or...

#523
(passengers screaming)

#524
Whoa! Whoa, that was a big one!

#525
Everything's fine, don't worry about it.

#526
Okay. Okay.

#527
You take everybody, one by one, you fly them to the ground.

#528
(chuckles) And what? Come back 123 times?

#529
Maeve, think.

#530
We're done here.

#531
-Please. -Everything's fine, guys.

#532
-Everything's fine. You're okay. -Wait, you're leaving us?

#533
No, no, no, no, no. I'm just seeing something down the back.

#534
Oh, my God, you're leaving.

#535
-He's leaving us. -I said I'm not...

#536
-(screaming) -Whoa!

#537
Homelander, are you going to save us?

#538
Oh, sweetheart, of course I'm gonna save you,

#539
you betcha.

#540
I'm gonna save everyone here, don't worry about it.

#541
-Ma'am, relax, hands off me. -It's okay. It's okay.

#542
Maeve!

#543
(passengers talking, crying)

#544
(screaming)

#545
(alarms blaring)

#546
(screaming, crying)

#547
Okay, you two, take off your masks. Come on.

#548
Now!

#549
-Take these two! -No, no.

#550
-Just these two! Please! -No! What, so they

#551
can tell the world that we left

#552
the rest of them to fucking die?

#553
-Come on! -No, Maeve. No. You stay back!

#554
All of you, stay back.

#555
You stay the fuck back or I'll laser you, goddamn it!

#556
I will laser every fucking one of you!

#557
Stay back!

#558
Let's go.

#559
No, Maeve, no!

#560
-Please stay! -I'm sorry.

#561
-Take us! -Maeve!

#562
Please, don't leave us. Please!

#563
GIRL: Maeve!

#564
Don't die with them.

#565
Maeve.

#566
-What is wrong with you? -Please, Maeve!

#567
I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.

#568
(crying): Please take her.

#569
Take my daughter!

#570
-Please! Please take her! -Please.

#571
MOTHER: Take her!

#572
(screaming)

#573
(crying)

#574
(screaming)

#575
(indistinct radio chatter)

#576
Oh, look at this.

#577
-Homicide. -You got here fast.

#578
-Yeah, it was on the squawker. -What's with the accent?

#579
What's with yours?

#580
You ever seen her here before?

#581
Maybe a year ago.

#582
It's a gang hit.

#583
A gang hit?

#584
-And who told you that, eh? -I'm not arguing with him.

#585
I'm looking into it.

#586
Excuse me.

#587
Cheers, mate.

#588
A-Train saw me a fucking week ago.

#589
-What if he made me? -He didn't see you.

#590
Listen, that's easy for you to say, Butcher, but I got people.

#591
Oh? And I don't?

#592
Look, Vought don't send a Supe to do a gang hit, all right?

#593
He was after the female.

#594
Hey, man, who was the woman?

#595
Roberta Cho, mother of four,

#596
loved Mexican food, and smuggled in a ton of immigrants

#597
-from all over the Pacific. -Eh, like our girl.

#598
WOMAN: A-Train, can I get a selfie?

#599
(excited chatter)

#600
WOMAN 2: I got it.

#601
That wanker can cover all of Manhattan in 30 minutes.

#602
He's gonna find her before we do.

#603
No, he won't. I know where she's going.

#604
Penn Station.

#605
She's working her way backwards. She's trying to get home.

#606
I'm Ezekiel, and I want you to join me at the BELIEVE EXPO,

#607
June 6 to 10 at the Fairgrounds.

#608
ANNOUNCER: Sponsored by Samaritan's Embrace.

#609
EZEKIEL: We're gonna have music,

#610
we're gonna have worship, food trucks and,

#611
-oh, yeah, Christ. -(crowd cheering)

#612
Featuring Homelander and Starlight from The Seven.

#613
-Hey. (chuckles) -I know.

#614
Look, I'm not down to convert the masses or anything,

#615
I'm just-- I'm doing a panel for teens.

#616
And, uh, I'm donating my appearance fee

#617
to the Covenant House.

#618
You are literally the nicest person in the city.

#619
No, seriously.

#620
Every other nice person can fuck off and go home.

#621
I mean, that's why I do it.

#622
Vindictive personal glory.

#623
You okay?

#624
Yeah, yes. Yeah.

#625
You seem a little...

#626
I don't know.

#627
Hmm.

#628
Okay.

#629
I'll come clean.

#630
If I'm being honest...

#631
I'm a little suspicious of you.

#632
You are?

#633
Yeah. I mean, you say you bowled a lot.

#634
And you know, you have, like, superpowers,

#635
yet you are a remarkably shitty bowler.

#636
You know what I think is happening?

#637
I think you're holding back for some weird,

#638
"not gonna show me up on a first date" reason.

#639
You want to quit stroking my ego and show me what you really got?

#640
Holy shit.

#641
Now that's a strike.

#642
Yeah.

#643
(laughs)

#644
Yeah, that's great, man.

#645
Good looking out. Thanks.

#646
Well? Don't leave us hanging.

#647
Okay, so Deshawn's a brother that grew up on my block,

#648
but now he delivers packages.

#649
Yeah, not the part I'm interested in.

#650
He ran down the account number

#651
and the box containing the V came from Samaritan's Embrace.

#652
Ezekiel's Supe charity?

#653
What the fuck's that Jesus-thumping,

#654
elastic bastard got to do with it?

#655
Maybe we find the girl, we find out.

#656
Yeah. All right.

#657
Platforms, ground floor, I'll take upstairs.

#658
Whoever pings her, get onto Frenchie and stick with her

#659
till we use the gas, all right?

#660
(indistinct P.A. announcement)

#661
ANCHOR: If you're just tuning in,

#662
authorities have lost all radar and satellite imagery

#663
of hijacked Flight 37 and fear the worst.

#664
Search planes have begun to fan out

#665
over the flight path off the Atlantic...

#666
(indistinct chatter)

#667
(song in Japanese playing)

#668
(song continues playing)

#669
-(gasps) -Non, non.

#670
It's okay. It's gone.

#671
It's gone, you see?

#672
I'm not here to hurt you.

#673
You like music, huh?

#674
Well, me, too.

#675
C-Can I tell you a secret I never told anyone?

#676
When I was a boy,

#677
my father, he stole me from Mamma.

#678
In Marseilles, middle of the night, just broke in, took me.

#679
Kept me with him for years.

#680
Hotel after hotel.

#681
Every few nights, take me out for a walk.

#682
Smoke a Gauloise, tell me he loved me, then...

#683
I tried to run away so many times.

#684
I jumped buses, trains.

#685
Anything to get back to Marseilles.

#686
To Mamma.

#687
But every time, he find me.

#688
So I know what it's like to want to go home.

#689
You see, I know your secret.

#690
You're not a bad person.

#691
Just a scared one.

#692
Let me help you.

#693
(TV switches channels) -...reports of suspicious activity...

#694
Coming through.

#695
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no...

#696
Frenchie. Did you see her? Which way did she go?

#697
-I don't know. -Did you try to gas her?

#698
-No. -Why not?

#699
-It didn't seem right, huh? -You went off plan

#700
-because it didn't seem right? -I'm sorry, okay?

#701
STARLIGHT: Ah, Sean Jakowski. Cross-country team.

#702
-Mm. -I had such a huge crush on him,

#703
and he finally asked me out to this party.

#704
My hair looked cute, we held hands, it was perfect.

#705
Then, all of a sudden, this senior shoved Sean,

#706
and then he hit him.

#707
So I stepped in, I kicked the guy's ass.

#708
-Good for you. -Mm.

#709
Want to know how Sean thanked me?

#710
-How? -Never spoke to me again.

#711
Not one word.

#712
(sighs) And that's when I learned,

#713
never show your strength to a boy you like.

#714
Well, to be honest,

#715
Sean Jakowski had a tiny little baby dick.

#716
(both chuckle)

#717
It doesn't bother you that I could whip your ass in bowling?

#718
And in everything?

#719
And bench-press you?

#720
Oh, my God, is that a threat or a promise?

#721
-Hmm. -And no. No. I-I...

#722
I really think it's awesome, the real you.

#723
Um, you got... ketchup.

#724
Mm? Oh.

#725
What? You don't like that?

#726
-(chuckles) -Doesn't work for you?

#727
(laughs)

#728
STARLIGHT: Save my spot. I'll be right back.

#729
(panting)

#730
(high-pitched ringing)

#731
(indistinct chatter)

#732
-Hey. -Hey.

#733
(Starlight sighs)

#734
So where's the girl, Frenchie?

#735
Since you're the psycho chick whisperer all of a sudden.

#736
Maybe subway. Maybe she wants to find a train, no?

#737
Oh, yeah? How deep up your ass did you pull that out?

#738
Well, it depends. How deep does your tongue go?

#739
MOTHER'S MILK: Listen, you lost her, man.

#740
We had orders, we're supposed to follow them.

#741
We're professionals and we count on each other.

#742
But you're on some fucking bohemian flaky drug shit.

#743
Even Hughie, who's a fucking white Urkel,

#744
-is more professional than you. -I understand it's hard

#745
for someone who's anally OCD to understand.

#746
Okay, then help me understand, Frenchie.

#747
What happened the night that Mallory had you

#748
-tail Lamplighter? -Oh, that's enough.

#749
Mallory was our boss, man. We had orders.

#750
And you were supposed to follow him.

#751
You were supposed to follow Lamplighter,

#752
-tail him, but you let him go. -I didn't know.

#753
And Lamplighter goes and torches Mallory's grandkids.

#754
-I didn't know. -It doesn't matter.

#755
You didn't follow orders and it costs some lives.

#756
(woman gasps)

#757
Hey, hey. Knock it off.

#758
-Knock it off. -You know what?

#759
Fuck this, Butcher.

#760
And fuck you. I'm done!

#761
-Stupid fucker... -M.M., wait.

#762
You said this time would be different.

#763
But this motherfucker's still here doing the same old shit.

#764
And we're all gonna fucking end up like Mallory.

#765
-Yeah, fuck off. Come on. -Fuck this.

#766
Oi, both of you.

#767
-M.M. -What?

#768
What's Sporty Spice up to?

#769
Who?

#770
Sporty fucking Spice. What is she up to?

#771
I don't know.

#772
Exactly. How about Posh?

#773
-You know what she's doing? -I don't understand.

#774
Making clothes for anorexics. Right?

#775
Not exactly a growth market.

#776
And Baby? You know what she's doing?

#777
Fuck all. Not even page six of the Daily Mail.

#778
And Scary Spice?

#779
Up to her eyeballs in lawsuits and sex tapes.

#780
Ginger, on the other hand, has released three albums.

#781
Passion, Schizophonic and Scream If You Wanna Go Faster.

#782
They'll all make your ears bleed.

#783
You see, when they're apart,

#784
they're absolute fucking rubbish.

#785
But, you put them together,

#786
they're the goddamn fucking Spice Girls.

#787
How do you know so much about the Spice Girls?

#788
Look, the point is,

#789
that we're all shite by ourselves.

#790
We need each other.

#791
We need each other, or we're fucking dead in the water.

#792
Now, you guys can beat the living fucking shit

#793
out of each other, I really don't care,

#794
it ain't gonna change the past.

#795
What do you say we go find that dirty little bitch,

#796
gas her ass, then get the fuck out of here?

#797
Jesus, he gives the worst pep talks.

#798
He really, really does.

#799
♪ Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want ♪

#800
♪ So tell me what you want, what you really, really want... ♪

#801
♪ I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want... ♪

#802
(Deep whoops)

#803
DEEP: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!

#804
-(dolphin squeaking) -That's right.

#805
Next stop, the Atlantic Ocean.

#806
That's right. That's right.

#807
(both laugh)

#808
-What? -(squeaking)

#809
Okay. Okay, yeah.

#810
I mean, let's just focus on the escape first and, uh, you know,

#811
we can talk about that some other time.

#812
♪ ♪

#813
-(dolphin squeaking) -Well, uh, I like you, too.

#814
You know that.

#815
But let's not, you know, rush into anything too fast.

#816
(squeaking)

#817
All right, seriously, now is not the appropriate time.

#818
-(groans) -Plus, you're making things awkward.

#819
-(squeaks sadly) -Okay, okay!

#820
If I just touch it, will you shut up?

#821
(laughs)

#822
-(Deep chuckles) -(siren wailing)

#823
Oh, shit. Shit, shit, shit.

#824
I made you a promise.

#825
(tires screeching)

#826
(distorted): ♪ Friendship never ends ♪

#827
♪ If you wanna be my lover... ♪

#828
(truck horn honking)

#829
♪ Slam your body down and wind it all around ♪

#830
♪ Slam your body down and wind it all around... ♪

#831
WOMAN: Hey.

#832
♪ ♪

#833
(grunts)

#834
Shit...

#835
(rapid thudding)

#836
-Let's go. -No, Frenchie.

#837
Forget it, mate. She's fucked.

#838
A-Train!

#839
Over here! Look, everybody!

#840
-It's A-Train right over here! -WOMAN: A-Train's here?

#841
-MAN: No way. -Look, it's A-Train!

#842
(indistinct chatter)

#843
(chuckles): Hey.

#844
MAN 2: Cool, look who's here.

#845
WOMAN 2: Shit, what's up, A-Train?

#846
(chuckles)

#847
A-Train, hey.

#848
Hey, can we take a selfie?

#849
Oh, sure, absolutely.

#850
I can take one or two.

#851
MAN 3: A-Train, over here.

#852
(panting)

#853
No. Let me talk to her.

#854
Don't be fucking stupid.

#855
What if she's a Spice Girl?

#856
Frenchie.

#857
Let me help you go home.

#858
(Frenchie grunting)

#859
She ain't no Spice Girl.

#860
(siren wails)

#861
(indistinct chatter)

#862
Once again, the horrific wreckage

#863
of Trans-Oceanic Flight 37

#864
just beginning to wash up on shore.

#865
Every passenger on board presumed dead.

#866
They didn't have to die.

#867
We have Homelander and Queen Maeve on the scene.

#868
Do you have a comment?

#869
I said they didn't have to die.

#870
We arrived three minutes after the plane went down.

#871
And why? (sighs)

#872
Because we're not in the chain of command.

#873
If NORAD called us before they scrambled jets,

#874
(voice breaking): then we could've saved them.

#875
123 men, women and children.

#876
Excuse me.

#877
(exhales)

#878
But if they let us into the military,

#879
then this will never happen again.

#880
That is my solemn promise to you.

#881
Right, Maeve?

#882
Talk to your congressmen.

#883
Talk to them. They'll listen to the people.

#884
And together,

#885
together, we will make sure that this never happens

#886
to our great nation ever again!

#887
(cheering, applause)

#888
God bless you.

#889
God bless America.

#890
-MAN: We hear you, Homelander! -(cheering, applause)

#891
And I hear you, brother! I hear you!

#892
-And the world hears you! -(cheers)

#893
And very, very soon, my friend,

#894
whoever did this to us will hear from all of us!

#895
CROWD (chanting): Homelander!

#896
Homelander! Homelander!

#897
Homelander! Homelander! Homelander!

#898
Homelander! Homelander!

#899
Homelander! Homelander! Homelander!

#900
Homelander! Homelander!

#901
Homelander!

#902
-(seabirds calling) -(waves crashing)

#903
(helicopter approaching)

#904
(seabirds calling)

#905
(waves crashing)

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