It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 7, Episode 8 — The ANTI-Social Network

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#1
I know, but I can't believe I never even noticed this place before.
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#2
- I walk by it all the time. - How could you notice it?
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#3
- There's no sign outside. - Yeah, what's up with that?
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#5
No. No storm.
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#6
I think the owners did it on purpose 'cause they think it's cool.
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#7
- Yeah. - They blew on their sign
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#8
until it came off 'cause they thought it was cool?
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#9
- I mean, who does that? - No, no. Nobody blew anything.
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#12
Facebook. That's why everybody's here.
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#13
What the hell is this?
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#14
- What? - Is this water?
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#16
Gin? I hate gin!
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#17
Get me a beer! Get me a beer!
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#18
- Get me a beer! - Beer!
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#19
It's a gin bar. It's all they have.
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#20
- Are you kidding me? - What?
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#21
You mean to tell me there's this many people in this joint,
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#22
all they serve is gin?
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#23
The only reason that people are here
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#24
is because Facebook tells them to.
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#25
This is the kind of shit we need at Paddy's.
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#26
- Paddy's has no web presence. - You are absolutely right.
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#27
The whole world is connected now. It's all connected by Bill Gates
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#28
- and that rain man, Zuckerberg. - Hmm.
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#29
He and his Jews have connected the whole world,
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#30
and now they're toppling regimes.
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#31
And Egypt and Japan and the Jews are all peaceful together...
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#32
I understand the spirit of what you're saying.
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#33
- Yeah. - Facebook is connecting everyone
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#35
- Yeah. That's what I'm saying. - Hell, and look people are showing up
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#36
to a bar that doesn't even have a sign, and serves only one
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#37
old-timey disgusting drink that nobody likes.
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#39
That's the thing.
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#40
This place has got a good business model.
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#41
- We have to emulate it. - That's right.
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#42
We have to get rid of all the beer in Paddy's.
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#44
You know, maybe I'll do the blowing. That's fine.
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#45
Charlie, stop, stop, stop.
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#47
- I didn't until Mac said it. - I never did.
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#48
A grown man can't blow a sign off of a building.
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#49
In his defense, you could loosen the screws,
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#50
get up there and blow...
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#51
We are talking about the Internet.
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#54
Ugh! Ew.
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#55
What the hell was that?
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#56
Don't worry about it, okay? We gotta get on this.
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#57
He's absolutely right. No distractions.
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#58
Paddy's needs to get connected.
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#59
Look at the gin bar's Facebook page. They have like 50,000 friends.
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#60
- Crazy. - Links to Twitter viral videos.
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#61
Their web presence is amazing.
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#62
We could do a viral video for Paddy's.
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#63
Well, we can't afford not to.
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#64
That's right. We'll do a really cool video
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#65
of how we serve gin in spaghetti cans or something.
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#66
And we take the sign down.
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#67
Frank, you're getting hung up on the wrong things.
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#68
The old booze and the no sign have nothing to do with it.
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#69
Yeah, what kind of a douche bag walks into a bar
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#70
just 'cause it doesn't have a sign outside of it?
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#71
That's stupid. Use your head.
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#72
But that's the most important thing, exclusivity.
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#73
Weird drinks, no sign. That's cool.
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#74
Maybe, but I like Paddy's sign,
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#75
- so it stays up. - Yeah.
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#76
I got the sign down.
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#77
And there's no way a man could have blown that off of our bar.
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#78
There's just no way. You're totally wrong about that, Mac.
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#79
- Yeah. - I never once said that.
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#80
- You did not? - Okay, forget it. Forget it.
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#81
We're doing a viral video thing now, okay?
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#82
All right. Listen. Can I stop all this for one second?
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#83
I don't mean to derail us, 'cause this is very, very important stuff,
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#84
but, um, I'm getting a little hung up on something.
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#85
The guy that shushed us last night... is that bugging anybody else?
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#86
I've been thinking about that, too.
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#87
- Have you been thinking about that? - I really have.
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#88
What... You were in the middle of telling Charlie to keep quiet.
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#89
Yeah, I was telling him to be quiet. I was telling him to be quiet.
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#90
I tell everyone that.
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#91
I don't shush them like they're animals. I use my words.
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#92
Whatever. I'm gonna go get the video camera.
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#93
- Yeah. - Yes. Guys, you're normally very excited
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#94
about making videos, all right?
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#95
Let's just focus. We have bigger fish to fry.
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#96
Yeah, let it go.
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#97
- I can't let it go. - I can't let it go either.
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#98
- I won't let it go. - I'm irritated by it.
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#99
I'm not gonna let it go.
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#100
Yeah, but the viral video thing
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#101
- is very important. - We'll get to that.
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#102
Yeah. We'll pop a shush on the guy, and we'll be right back.
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#103
- Let's... Yeah. - No.
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#104
You could just find the guy on Facebook.
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#105
That's where you find people these days.
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#106
You're not gonna find the guy on Facebook.
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#107
- There's three billion people on there. - Are you crazy?
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#108
Yeah, you don't even know the guy's name.
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#109
We don't know his name.
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#110
Go on Facebook, magically find a guy.
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#111
Facebook.
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#112
Found him.
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#113
- Really? - Yeah. He was friends with the gin bar.
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#114
- Holy shit. Yeah, that's him. - That's him.
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#115
- Facebook is amazing. - Right?
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#116
- We are all connected. - Okay.
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#117
- We're all connected. - Yeah, we're connected.
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#118
So let's get back to business.
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#119
- Uh, viral video. - Yeah, but now that I'm seeing his face...
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#120
- Mmm-hmm. - I gotta be honest.
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#121
It was very annoying last night when he did that.
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#122
- It pissed me off. Right? - Yeah. Yeah.
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#123
All right. Maybe we can just, you know, send him a friend request and then...
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#124
See if he responds...
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#125
And then we'll get back to what we were doing.
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#126
- Okay, yeah. Distracted. - All right. Did he respond?
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#127
- Not yet. - How long does it take?
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#128
Oh, you know, it depends on if he's online or not.
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#129
- Refresh. - Refresh.
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#131
Here's the problem with Facebook and Twitter.
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#132
You know, everyone says, "Oh, it's changing the world,
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#133
but not in a good way," you know.
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#134
We're not connected with each other anymore.
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#136
And then these people who do that shit,
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#137
they hear you having a real conversation with your real buddies, your real pals,
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#138
and they get all jealous and pissed off, and they want to shush you.
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#139
Yeah, right. And you know what else is bugging me about this guy?
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#140
I cannot get past the fact that we're perfect strangers.
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#141
He doesn't know me. I mean, for all this guy knows,
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#143
He shushes me 'cause he doesn't like the volume of my conversation,
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#144
next thing he knows he's chopped to bits in a basement somewhere, you know.
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#145
- Was that worth it? - No.
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#146
I mean... And I could be a man with a fist full of hammers...
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#147
- Right. - And a trunk full of duct tape
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#148
and zip ties.
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#149
You know, this guy doesn't know me. Is he crazy?
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#150
Right. It's very upsetting to me that he didn't consider any of that.
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#151
Yeah, well, this is not a considerate man, Charlie. This is a rude man,
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#152
and they are very seldom the same people.
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#153
Yeah...
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#154
- Uh, sir. - Oh. Yeah.
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#155
Can we get you for a second? We've got a...
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#156
What can I get you?
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#157
Well, we're looking for a man.
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#158
Um, yeah. This guy was a real douche bag.
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#159
- He was in here the other night. - Yeah, douchey looking.
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#160
- Kind of douchey. - Yeah.
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#161
I wish I had a picture of the guy, but we don't.
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#162
- Oh, he's a shusher. - Oh, yes. Right.
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#163
This is a douche bag who goes around shushing people
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#164
that he doesn't even know.
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#165
Yeah, people who could have chain saws.
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#166
Or hammers. I mean, is any of this ringing a bell to you?
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#167
No. Sorry, but I don't really see what the big deal is.
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#168
- The big deal. - You don't even see what the big deal is?
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#169
The big deal, sir, is that a grown man shushed me and my friend here.
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#170
We demand satisfaction from this person.
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#171
We gotta find this guy because we have important shit
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#172
that we're trying to do on the Internet, or whatever.
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#173
We have much bigger things going on. The sign is down, okay?
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#174
- The sign is down. - He took it down.
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#175
It's never been down. You see what I'm saying?
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#176
- No. - I'm getting frustrated.
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#177
I'm also very frustrated. Look. How would you like to be shushed?
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#178
- Yeah. - I don't think I'd care.
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#179
Shh! How'd that feel?
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#180
I mean, I was finished speaking.
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#181
Well, shh to you!
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#182
- Again, I was done, so... - You're speaking too fast.
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#183
Well, stop speaking in such short sentences.
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#184
Then we can shush you in the middle and you'll know how it feels.
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#185
Okay, do you guys want a drink, or what?
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#186
- Yeah. - We want drinks.
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#187
- Absolutely. - Okay, so two house specials?
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#188
Shh!
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#189
- Specials. Yeah. - Yeah, two house specials.
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#190
- Got interrupted. How'd that feel? - On your way.
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#191
I think you got him with that one though.
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#192
Yeah. Well, I mean, I don't exactly feel good about it.
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#193
- No. - But he had to know how it feels.
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#194
- Yeah, but you nailed him. - Thanks, man.
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#195
Hey, you know,
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#196
I think I know how we can get a picture of this shush-er guy.
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#197
What you thinking?
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#198
Refresh.
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#199
Goddamn it. Why won't this guy be our friend?
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#200
It's like an online shush. You know, I...
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#201
Paddy's Pub has over 30 friends at this point.
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#202
Why will this guy not accept our friend request?
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#203
- He's too good for us? - Don't complain.
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#204
- Just hit refresh again. - You son of a bitch!
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#205
Refresh.
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#206
Ha! I got the video camera!
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#207
All right. Mac, say "I got infected."
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#208
- What? - Say it!
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#209
I got infected. Get that away from me.
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#210
Deandra, okay, now here you go.
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#211
- Say "I got the bug." - No, I'm busy, Frank.
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#212
- Say "bug." - Bug!
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#213
What are you doing?
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#214
I'm shooting the virus thing.
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#215
What virus thing?
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#216
The virus thing that you guys said we were gonna infect
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#217
all our friends on Facebook or whatever.
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#218
- Oh! We got him! - We got him?
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#219
We got you, Dylan Toback! You giant douche!
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#220
Are you guys gonna help me do the virus thing, or what?
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#221
We're busy right now,.
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#222
Yeah, we're doing the shushing thing first, Frank.
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#223
But you said the virus video was the most important thing.
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#224
No, no. We said the viral video is very important,
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#225
and it is very important, but we're on to this now.
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#226
You know, we'll do it later.
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#227
Why don't you get it started and then
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#228
we'll come and fix what you did, okay?
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#229
- All right, but hurry up. - Oh, check out these updates.
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#230
"I am a man-whore. I hate women. I am a liar."
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#231
He admits that he is a liar. Son of a bitch!
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#232
Uh, looks like he is shopping for a silk sash at Tootie's,
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#233
on South Street.
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#234
A silk sash at Tootie's?
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#235
- What an asshole. - Hmm.
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#236
- Okay. Daddy got a new plan. - Mmm-hmm.
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#237
Daddy got a new plan. Let's head down to Tootie's,
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#238
and we'll fire a shush right in his face.
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#239
We'll shush him real quick.
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#240
But we won't tell Dennis and Charlie, 'cause they mocked us.
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#241
Eventually we'll tell them though, right?
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#242
We won't tell them right now, but we'll come back,
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#243
- and we'll jam it in their faces. - Face!
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#244
Yeah, once we shush him. Okay, let's go.
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#245
- Okay. - Great idea. Great idea!
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#246
I want to make sure you got the nose right though.
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#247
That's the most important part to me, because it was an annoying nose.
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#248
It was a nose that you wanted to smack.
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#249
And then give him almond eyes if you...
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#250
You've already said that. And don't compliment the man.
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#251
It's not a compliment from me,
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#252
'cause I don't like people with almond eyes. I find it creepy.
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#253
All right. Can we just take a look at the drawing?
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#254
Because we kinda need to get out of here.
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#255
You've done an excellent job.
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#256
Really good. Wow!
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#257
And what is your technique, sir? Because I want to learn that. That is...
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#258
You know, the only thing that would I think help this
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#259
- is if you had him do this gesture... - Oh, my God.
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#260
...because when the man assaulted us...
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#261
Mr. Reynolds, Mr. Kelly, I'm Detective Larson.
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#262
I'm gonna need to clear something up on your report here.
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#263
- We're good, actually, 'cause we got... - It doesn't... Yeah, we're good.
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#264
It says here this was filed as an assault,
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#265
but the only thing that you're claiming was that this man shushed you?
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#266
Yeah.
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#267
- Yeah. - But it was an assault.
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#268
Shushing somebody is not an assault.
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#269
There was more to it...
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#270
Yeah... It wasn't just shushing though.
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#271
- Yeah... - And the reason it was an assault
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#272
was because he was shushing our cries for help.
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#273
Right. This guy was raping us...
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#274
- Well... Wha... - He was raping you?
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#275
- Yeah. - Well, yeah.
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#276
- Yeah. - The both of you?
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#277
- No. You can't rape two guys. - No.
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#278
No, no, no. I wouldn't even necessarily classify it...
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#279
You know what happened was that he only raped my friend here.
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#280
I actually shook him off in time.
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#281
The guy never quite made it inside of me, but my friend here...
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#282
- Yeah. - So he was only raping you?
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#283
- Yeah. - Yep.
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#284
Yeah. He, like, really, kinda made soup of your insides...
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#285
No. No, no, no. He barely made it in there, so, trust me, I'm fine.
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#286
- Yeah, but he bit his dick. - What?
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#287
No, he did...
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#288
He... He...
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#289
The reason we were gonna file it as a rape
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#290
was because he did make it inside me, but, like, just barely.
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#291
And the guy was super-small, so I'm fine.
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#292
And then I did get away.
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#293
Well, don't write any of this down.
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#294
Look. Can we just drop the case?
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#295
- Yeah! - Right?
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#296
- We don't need to... - We just need the drawing.
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#297
I didn't even think about that,
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#298
because if we have the drawing, we can find the guy.
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#299
- We can dole out the justice... - And then this...
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#300
and then this never needs to go in any files anywhere.
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#301
If you and Mr. Reynolds are filing a false police report,
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#302
there's no way in hell you're getting out of here with that drawing.
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#303
All right, Charlie.
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#304
I got another plan.
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#305
- How's that? - That's perfect.
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#306
That looks exactly like him.
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#307
Yeah, I mean, he wasn't in a dune buggy,
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#308
- and he didn't have... - No, he was not.
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#309
- ...a propeller on his head. - I like the shushing though.
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#310
You nailed the shushing!
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#311
Tootie's. Tootie's. This is it.
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#312
Ew!
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#313
- Is that him? - That's him.
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#314
- That is him. - Let's do this.
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#315
Hey, Dylan Toback.
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#316
- Shh! - Shh!
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#317
Oh. Hey.
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#318
- Sorry about that. - Hi, ma'am.
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#319
We thought you were this guy, Dylan Toback.
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#320
He shushed us, and...
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#321
- We were gonna shush him back. Yeah. - Yeah.
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#322
We didn't think you were a man, per se...
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#323
- I did. - Okay, I did, too.
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#324
- I did because of your hair. - Here's why.
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#325
It's the hair, and it's the cardigan, and it's the build...
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#326
- Yeah, and it's the way you stand. - But that's okay.
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#327
- Broad shoulders. - That's okay.
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#328
There's nothing you can do about that.
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#329
Have a nice day. I'm still confused.
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#330
I'm very confused. It's sort of a transgender situation.
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#331
- Are you guys looking for Dylan Toback? - Yes.
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#332
Do you know him?
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#333
He posted on Facebook that he was here.
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#334
Well, can you guys keep a secret?
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#335
- No! - Ye... yes.
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#336
- Yes, I can. Yes, yes. - Yes, yes.
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#337
That wasn't him. It was me.
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#338
I started a Facebook page to get back at him.
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#339
I'm his ex-girlfriend, and he was the worst.
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#340
He was always like, "Sally, send me money."
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#341
"Sally, mail me hair."
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#342
- Mail him hair? - Weird, right?
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#343
Yeah. And then he posted a bunch of naked pics of me online,
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#344
and that was the last straw.
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#345
Oh, my God! That's disgusting.
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#346
- I know. - Naked pics online? Where?
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#347
- Where did he post those? - I don't know.
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#348
One of those disgusting ex-girlfriend porno sites.
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#349
Oh, those disgusting ex-girlfriend porno sites.
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#350
There's so many of them though.
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#351
Which one? Which one did he post it on?
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#352
Do you know where we can find him?
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#353
I can give you his address. I don't give a shit.
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#354
- Really? - Great! Great!
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#355
Also, put down one of the sites that was...
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#356
Listen. Do you want to come with us and maybe get some payback?
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#357
That's... Well...
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#358
Here's the thing. He's never actually met me.
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#359
Well, the pics I sent were a little more flattering than I actually am,
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#360
and so we just sort of had this online relationship.
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#361
- Mmm. Mmm-hmm. - But the hair I mailed was mine.
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#362
- That was real. - You know what?
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#363
This chick is douchier than Dylan.
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#364
- Let's get out of here. - Yeah.
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#365
You know, I'm not even gonna look for those nude photos.
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#366
I might. I might, though. I might.
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#367
Come on, man. This guy's been in here.
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#368
He's got the annoying nose that you wanted to smack.
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#369
Evil almond eyes.
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#370
I'm sorry, guys.
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#371
I've never seen a cartoon character in here shushing people before.
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#372
- Well, he wasn't in a dune buggy. - Yeah.
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#373
Look. Use your imagination.
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#374
Yeah, he's not a cartoon character, okay?
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#375
Would you just take this seriously?
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#376
I don't see how I could take this seriously.
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#377
He's not helping.
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#378
- No. - He's not gonna be a help to us.
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#379
You're just gonna be difficult, so go get us more gin drinks.
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#380
- That's all you're good for. - Yeah. More of the gin.
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#381
God. All right. Here's what I'm gonna do, Charlie.
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#382
I'm gonna write "Rude man who shushes.
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#383
Please call." at the top,
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#384
and then, at the bottom, I'll put my phone number.
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#385
- Right. - Right?
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#386
And then we'll make a shitload of copies,
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#387
we'll put them up all over town, and it'll act like a wanted poster.
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#388
Okay, wait. You want the rude man to call you?
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#389
No, I want people to call me about the rude man.
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#390
But if the rude man calls me...
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#391
...that works, too.
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#392
- That works, too! All right. - That's gonna work.
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#393
Now, hold on a second. You're cool just putting
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#394
your personal information out there?
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#395
Yeah! I'm absolutely cool with that, man, because I'm saying "Connect with me."
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#396
- Right. - See? That's what we're talking about.
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#397
People just don't connect these days.
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#398
I'm saying, "Call me. Let's have a phone conversation."
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#399
- Yeah, don't tweet. - Don't just tweet me. Don't shush me.
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#400
You know, let's connect. Let's have a connection, you know.
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#401
- Right. Don't be rude. - Let's talk about rude people.
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#402
Let's talk about people who do rude things, you know.
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#403
- Mmm-hmm. - I guarantee you,
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#404
people will respect this.
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#405
Okay, one little roadblock. No big deal.
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#406
But let's shush this guy and get out of here,
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#407
because it's starting to get complicated.
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#408
Yeah. And what was happening back there?
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#409
Sending nude pictures of yourself?
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#410
- That's just stupid, and that's desperate. - Yeah, and hair?
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#411
I mean, sending hair... Tthat's just demented.
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#412
Well, the hair I don't really have a problem with.
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#413
What are you talking about?
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#414
- What is the point of that? - You send your hair to a guy,
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#415
and you just give that guy a sense of you and your smells and...
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#416
- Oh, oh! Shh! - Shh!
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#417
Okay. Come on. Goddamn it!
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#418
We're looking for Dylan Toback. Is he around?
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#419
Oh, Lord.
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#420
I knew this day would come. Um, come in.
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#421
Okay, but, listen, we don't have a lot of time, okay?
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#422
Um, a few months ago, my daughter, Jamela, bought me
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#423
this brand-new computer, and she put it right here.
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#424
Speed up, speed up!
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#425
Okay. So, ever since Jerry got put on life support...
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#426
- I have nothing but time... - Whoa! Slow down,
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#427
slow down!
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#428
Ew. I didn't see him there.
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#429
I've had nothing but time on my hands.
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#430
And I've been so lonely, you know.
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#431
Okay, well, does any of this have anything to do with Dylan Toback?
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#432
- Oh, why is she doing that? - Um...
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#433
I am Dylan Toback.
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#434
- No. No. No. - Mmm-mmm. Mmm-mmm.
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#435
- No, you're not. - Don't say that.
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#436
We don't have time for that, okay?
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#437
Is anybody online the person who they say that they are?
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#438
Okay, do you know how to find the real Dylan Toback?
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#439
Well, what I'm saying is he doesn't exist.
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#440
I made up the name Dylan Toback.
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#441
I've made up dozens of names. I'm really good at it.
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#442
My real name is Catfish!
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#443
- What the hell is happening here? - Here's what I gather.
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#444
I think she went on the gin bar's web site,
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#445
found a picture of that guy
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#446
and then made up a whole name and personality for him.
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#447
- So we don't know the guy's name. - No.
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#448
We don't even know if he's on Facebook.
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#449
- Nope. - How the hell are we gonna find him?
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#450
- I don't know. - Well, how did you find me?
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#451
Was it that Sally?
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#452
Because that bitch been getting on my nerves.
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#453
- So you know Sally? - Oh, well, Dylan knows Sally.
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#454
No, he doesn't, 'cause Dylan isn't real! And you know what?
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#455
Sally isn't Sally anymore. Sally is now Dylan.
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#456
Yeah! And what about the nude photos?
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#457
This is not about the nude photos, Mac.
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#458
Shh!
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#459
- Don't you shush me! - Don't you shush us, goddamn it!
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#460
Don't disturb Jerry!
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#461
Disturb Jerry? I'm disturbed! He should be disturbed!
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#462
This whole thing is disturbing.
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#463
And if you shush me one more time, I will put you in the ground.
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#464
- Do you hear me? - You know what, Dee!
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#465
We're losing focus. All right?
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#466
Let's just get back to the bar. We'll find the nude photos there.
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#467
- Oh, yeah, yeah. Let's focus on the... - Well, hold on.
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#468
Don't you want your hair back?
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#469
- Is that your hair, Dee? - Oh, come on.
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#470
- You're Carl Lundegard? - Yeah.
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#471
I mean, what is the problem?
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#472
Are we not putting these in the right part of town?
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#473
We put them in every part of town.
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#474
I know. Ooh, ooh. Here we go.
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#475
- Here we go. Okay. - Come on.
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#476
Hello?
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#477
I saw that guy you were looking for.
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#478
- You did? Oh, that's great. - Yeah.
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#479
Okay, can you tell us where exactly the...
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#480
- Shh! - Uh, no. Oh, you do not!
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#481
Oh! You...
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#482
- He shushed me. - Another one?
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#483
Yes, another shusher shushing me on the phone.
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#484
All right. Maybe the poster is the problem because it says...
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#485
- "Rude man who shushes, please call." - Right.
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#486
So rude men are calling just to shush you.
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#487
- To shush me. - This is prank calls.
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#488
Am I gonna have to change my phone number?
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#489
That's a pain in the ass.
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#490
Yes. You never want to put your personal information out there in the world.
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#491
- Yo! - It's like people abuse it.
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#492
- You find the guy? - No!
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#493
- He's unfindable. - We just hit a bunch of dead ends.
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#494
- Right? The guy is a ghost. - I know!
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#495
We tried to track him down on Facebook,
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#496
but it got very strange.
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#497
Like, it was just a bunch of girls pretending to be boys,
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#498
and Dee banged a fat old black lady,
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#499
- and then sent her hair. - That's not... All right.
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#500
Hey! I did the video,
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#501
and I sent it to all of Paddy's Facebook friends.
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#502
- You did? - Yep.
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#503
- Frank to the rescue. - Oh, ho! Frank saves the day.
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#504
- All right. - Good work, Frank.
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#505
- Nice. - Let's check out what you got here.
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#506
FRANK Welcome to Paddy's Pub,
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#507
the oldest pub in America.
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#508
- Well, that's not true. - Right.
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#509
No, I lied. Everybody lies on the Internet.
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#510
He's right. Everybody out there is lying
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#511
to get what they want. Why can't we?
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#512
Totally.
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#513
FRANK We have a variety of old liquors
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#514
served in strange containers.
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#515
We are packed with celebrities... the fun ones.
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#516
FRANK We also have cockfights and strippers.
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#517
And guess what...
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#518
we don't have a sign, so good luck finding the place.
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#519
But if you do, you'll be lucky...
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#520
...'cause we also got donkey shows,
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#521
Motley Crue and cake.
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#522
- Awesome. Awesome. - Okay, okay.
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#523
- Okay. - That's awesome.
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#524
- That is awesome. - Frank! I gotta hand it to you.
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#525
I think I would go to this bar.
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#526
I would definitely go to that bar.
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#527
This is the best part, coming up.
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#528
So spread the word to all of your friends.
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#529
At Paddy's Pub, you're guaranteed to catch a...
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#530
Virus!
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#531
Just ask this guy.
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#532
I got infected. Get it away from me.
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#533
- Or her. - No, I'm busy.
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#534
She looks like she caught the...
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#535
Bug!
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#536
So spread this video to all of your friends,
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#537
because it's a computer virus.
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#538
Virus!
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#539
Take it from me...
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#540
I am a doctor.
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#541
Dr. Toboggan.
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#542
Mantis Toboggan.
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#543
What?
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#544
You sent that to all of our Facebook friends?
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#545
Yeah!
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#546
They're gonna think they have a computer virus, Frank.
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#547
Wait. Well, you're the ones who said we needed the virus video.
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#548
I said a viral video, Frank. Goddamn it.
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#549
- Goddamn it! - Oh, my God.
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#550
We never should've left him in charge.
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#551
The problem is we got focused on the guy.
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#552
We didn't help him with his...
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#553
This whole thing is a total mess.
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#554
I mean, absolutely nothing good has come of today.
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#555
No, we wasted all of our time.
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#556
Excuse me.
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#557
This is a bar, right?
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#558
We noticed you guys didn't have a sign out front.
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#559
Thought that was pretty cool.
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#560
You guys open?
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#561
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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#562
Yes. We are.
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#563
Charlie, lock the door.
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#564
Come on in. Oh!