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Season 4, Episode 3 — My New Game

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J.D.: TODAY I WALK IN HERE NOT AS A RESIDENT

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BUT AS CHIEF- CHIEF RESIDENT.

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BUT AS CHIEF- CHIEF RESIDENT.

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CHIEF RESIDENT DORIAN. CHIEFY-CHIEFY-CHIEF.

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WHAT'S THAT, YOUR NEW COOL GUY WALK?

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WHAT'S THAT, YOUR NEW COOL GUY WALK?

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NO. I HAVE ROCKS IN MY SHOE.

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NO. I HAVE ROCKS IN MY SHOE.

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J.D.: WOW! THAT'S A LOT OF ROCKS!

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I GOTTA STOP TAKING THAT SHORTCUT THROUGH THE QUARRY.

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I GOTTA STOP TAKING THAT SHORTCUT THROUGH THE QUARRY.

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ANYWAY, THE BEST THING ABOUT MY NEW JOB

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ANYWAY, THE BEST THING ABOUT MY NEW JOB

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IS THAT I COMMAND A LOT MORE RESPECT.

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CHIEF RESIDENT IN THE HOUSE. EVERYBODY SAY, "HEY!"

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CHIEF RESIDENT IN THE HOUSE. EVERYBODY SAY, "HEY!"

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HEY!

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HEY!

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J.D.: EVEN THOUGH COUNCILMAN DONOVAN WAS HANDCUFFED TO THAT CHAIR

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-BECAUSE ONCE AGAIN HE WAS -FLYING HIGH ON CRYSTAL METH,

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-BECAUSE ONCE AGAIN HE WAS -FLYING HIGH ON CRYSTAL METH,

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HIS RESPECT FELT GOOD.

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HONESTLY, IT'S THE REASON I KEEP VOTING FOR HIM.

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HONESTLY, IT'S THE REASON I KEEP VOTING FOR HIM.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY.

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TRY NOT TO TORTURE ANYONE SO MUCH

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TRY NOT TO TORTURE ANYONE SO MUCH

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THAT THEY TAKE THEIR OWN LIVES.

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I'LL TRY.

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YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT LOOKING AS PROCESSED

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YOU KNOW, YOU'RE NOT LOOKING AS PROCESSED

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AND OVERLY-MEDICATED AS USUAL.

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THAT IS SO SWEET.

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THAT IS SO SWEET.

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COME HERE.

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J.D.: IT WAS THE SAME OLD DR. COX AND JORDAN.

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THE WEIRD THING WAS, THERE WAS SOMETHING UNDERNEATH IT.

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THE WEIRD THING WAS, THERE WAS SOMETHING UNDERNEATH IT.

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THEY WERE HAPPY.

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WE HAVE SOME VERY EXCITING NEWS.

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WE HAVE SOME VERY EXCITING NEWS.

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DON'T TELL ME. YOU AND SWEATY TEDDY HERE ARE GONNA

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DON'T TELL ME. YOU AND SWEATY TEDDY HERE ARE GONNA

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-FINALLY HAVE THAT -COMMITMENT CEREMONY

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YOU'VE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT?

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PERRY, EVEN IF I WENT THAT WAY,

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PERRY, EVEN IF I WENT THAT WAY,

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AND BELIEVE ME, THERE WERE NIGHTS IN THE SERVICE

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WHEN IT DIDN'T SOUND SO FARFETCHED,

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WHEN IT DIDN'T SOUND SO FARFETCHED,

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TED IS HARDLY MY TYPE.

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I BEG TO DIFFER. I'VE SEEN ENID.

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WHAT? NOTHING.

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WHAT? NOTHING.

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DR. COX, REMEMBER A FEW YEARS BACK,

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YOU ASKED ME TO LOOK OVER YOUR DIVORCE PAPERS.

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YOU ASKED ME TO LOOK OVER YOUR DIVORCE PAPERS.

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TO MAKE SURE "THAT SLAG WOULD DIE A PENNILESS WHORE"?

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TO MAKE SURE "THAT SLAG WOULD DIE A PENNILESS WHORE"?

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HMM?

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SORRY.

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SORRY.

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IT'S OK. SLAG IS KIND OF HIS PET NAME FOR ME.

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IT'S OK. SLAG IS KIND OF HIS PET NAME FOR ME.

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ANYWAY, I WAS ALSO GOING THROUGH A DIVORCE.

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ANYWAY, I WAS ALSO GOING THROUGH A DIVORCE.

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-SHE'S WITH -MY BROTHER NOW.

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HE'S 9 INCHES SHORTER THAN ME,

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HE'S 9 INCHES SHORTER THAN ME,

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BUT HE WEARS A PIECE.

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THE POINT IS, YOU AND I SIGNED THE WRONG PAPERS,

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THE POINT IS, YOU AND I SIGNED THE WRONG PAPERS,

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WHICH TECHNICALLY MEANS YOU TWO ARE STILL MARRIED

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WHICH TECHNICALLY MEANS YOU TWO ARE STILL MARRIED

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AND SO AM I.

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WELL, MAZEL TOVS ALL AROUND.

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WELL, MAZEL TOVS ALL AROUND.

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J.D.: I'D NEVER SEEN DR. COX AND JORDAN SPEECHLESS BEFORE.

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J.D.: I'D NEVER SEEN DR. COX AND JORDAN SPEECHLESS BEFORE.

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IT WAS NEATO.

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JUST SO YOU KNOW, I THINK THIS CHIEF RESIDENT THING

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JUST SO YOU KNOW, I THINK THIS CHIEF RESIDENT THING

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HAS MADE YOU A LITTLE TOO BIG FOR YOUR BRITCHES,

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HAS MADE YOU A LITTLE TOO BIG FOR YOUR BRITCHES,

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SO FROM NOW ON, I'M GONNA BE YOUR BRITCHES SHRINKER.

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SO FROM NOW ON, I'M GONNA BE YOUR BRITCHES SHRINKER.

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(SNAP)

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OH, WHAT? IS THAT SUPPOSED TO INTIMIDATE ME OR SOMETHING?

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NO. I HAD TO DO IT ANYWAY.

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NO. I HAD TO DO IT ANYWAY.

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WHAT POSSIBLE REASON COULD YOU HAVE FOR BREAKING A BROOM IN HALF?

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WHAT POSSIBLE REASON COULD YOU HAVE FOR BREAKING A BROOM IN HALF?

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THANKS, BRO.

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THANKS, BRO.

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ANY OTHER QUESTIONS, SMART GUY?

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# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN #

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

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BOO-SHA, LADIES.

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BOO-SHA, LADIES.

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HA HA HEY!

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HA HA HEY!

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OHH!

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WHAT'S UP WITH THESE ROCKS?

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WHAT'S UP WITH THESE ROCKS?

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HA! YOU'VE BEEN GRAVELED!

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GRAVELED?

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GRAVELED?

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YEAH, IT'S A NEW GAME I MADE UP THIS MORNING

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WHEN I HAD ROCKS IN MY SHOES.

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I LIKE IT.

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I LIKE IT.

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BETTER THAN PLAY-DOH PANTS?

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PLAY-DOH PANTS BECAME ALL ABOUT THE MONEY.

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PLAY-DOH PANTS BECAME ALL ABOUT THE MONEY.

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WISE.

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(THINKING) IT FELT GOOD CHEERING TURK UP.

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SEE, NOW THAT I'M CHIEF STUDLY

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SEE, NOW THAT I'M CHIEF STUDLY

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I WAS MAKING A LOT MORE MONEY THAN HIM.

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NEEDLESS TO SAY, IT WAS A TIME TO BE EXTRA SENSITIVE.

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NEEDLESS TO SAY, IT WAS A TIME TO BE EXTRA SENSITIVE.

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HEY, REMEMBER HOW I MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOU NOW?

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YEAH. HERE'S 5 BUCKS FOR A MEMORY.

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YEAH. HERE'S 5 BUCKS FOR A MEMORY.

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ANYWAY, I WAS THINKING ABOUT SPENDING SOME OF MY EXTRA DUCATS

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ON ONE OF THOSE CLASSY SUITS WE ALWAYS WANTED.

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ON ONE OF THOSE CLASSY SUITS WE ALWAYS WANTED.

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YOU MEAN THE LEATHER PURPLE JUMPSUIT

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EDDIE MURPHY WORE IN RAW?

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EDDIE MURPHY WORE IN RAW?

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YOU KNOW IT, DAWG.

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THAT'S COLD. LOOK, I GOTTA GO.

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THAT'S COLD. LOOK, I GOTTA GO.

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I GOT A NEW ATTENDING AND HE HATES IT WHEN WE'RE LATE.

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PLUS HE'S A QUESTION TALKER.

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WHAT'S A QUESTION TALKER?

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WHAT'S A QUESTION TALKER?

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DO I WANT YOU TO BE ON TIME, DR. TURK? YES, I DO.

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DO I WANT YOU TO BE ON TIME, DR. TURK? YES, I DO.

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AM I GOING TO REMEMBER THIS? OF COURSE I AM.

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MISS MYERS IS READY TO HAVE HER BANDAGES REMOVED NOW.

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MISS MYERS IS READY TO HAVE HER BANDAGES REMOVED NOW.

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YOU MEAN DASHBOARD FACE?

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YEAH, I THINK SHE PREFERS MISS MYERS.

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YEAH, I THINK SHE PREFERS MISS MYERS.

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WELL, THEN SHE PROBABLY SHOULDN'T BE CHECKING HER E-MAIL

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WHILE SHE'S DRIVING 90 MILES AN HOUR.

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HEY, SORRY, I'M LATE.

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HEY, SORRY, I'M LATE.

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WE WEREN'T WAITING FOR YOU.

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GREAT, I'M ON TIME. SEE, I THINK THAT AS A PSYCHIATRIST

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GREAT, I'M ON TIME. SEE, I THINK THAT AS A PSYCHIATRIST

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I SHOULD BE THERE WHEN MISS MYERS' BANDAGES GET REMOVED,

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BECAUSE HER ACCIDENT WAS TRAUMATIC ENOUGH,

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BECAUSE HER ACCIDENT WAS TRAUMATIC ENOUGH,

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BUT WITH RECONSTRUCTIVE FACIAL SURGERY ON TOP OF THAT?

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BUT WITH RECONSTRUCTIVE FACIAL SURGERY ON TOP OF THAT?

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IN MY PROFESSIONAL OPINION, "YIKES!"

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IF YOU ARE COMING IN, I JUST MIGHT GO AHEAD AND PHONE UP MY POOL MAN

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IF YOU ARE COMING IN, I JUST MIGHT GO AHEAD AND PHONE UP MY POOL MAN

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AND MY ARCHITECT SO WE COULD POPULATE THE ROOM

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AND MY ARCHITECT SO WE COULD POPULATE THE ROOM

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WITH JUST AS MANY USELESS PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE.

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GREAT! MY MOM'S IN TOWN. SHOULD I CALL HER?

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GREAT! MY MOM'S IN TOWN. SHOULD I CALL HER?

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HA HA! OHH...

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HA HA HA! THAT WAS GOOD.

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HA HA HA! THAT WAS GOOD.

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OK, MISS MYERS,

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I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND GET THESE BANDAGES OFF

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I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND GET THESE BANDAGES OFF

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AND MAKE SURE THE PLASTIC SURGEONS

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HAVE LEFT YOUR FACE JUST AS BEAUTIFUL AS IT ALWAYS WAS.

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HAVE LEFT YOUR FACE JUST AS BEAUTIFUL AS IT ALWAYS WAS.

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YOU'RE SO NICE. ARE YOU MARRIED?

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YOU'RE SO NICE. ARE YOU MARRIED?

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OH, HE IS AS OF THIS MORNING.

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REALLY? I THOUGHT HE WAS DIVORCED.

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REALLY? I THOUGHT HE WAS DIVORCED.

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NO, CHILD, THE PAPERS DIDN'T GO THROUGH.

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YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE GOT A SON,

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YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE GOT A SON,

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I DON'T FANTASIZE ABOUT JORDAN DYING AS MUCH ANYMORE,

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I DON'T FANTASIZE ABOUT JORDAN DYING AS MUCH ANYMORE,

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AND EVEN THOUGH IT WASN'T PLANNED, I'M ACTUALLY PRETTY HAPPY

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ABOUT THE WAY THIS WHOLE MARRIAGE THING HAS WORKED OUT,

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ABOUT THE WAY THIS WHOLE MARRIAGE THING HAS WORKED OUT,

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SO WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP YOUR CHIRPING

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SO WOULD YOU PLEASE STOP YOUR CHIRPING

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AND STEP AWAY FROM MY PERSONAL LIFE?

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SO WHAT'S HIS WIFE LIKE?

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CARLA: SCARY.

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CARLA: SCARY.

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YOU GO AHEAD AND HAVE A LOOK THERE.

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YOU GO AHEAD AND HAVE A LOOK THERE.

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WOW.

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YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. YOU DO. DOCTOR?

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YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. YOU DO. DOCTOR?

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REALLY FANTASTIC.

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REALLY FANTASTIC.

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THANK GOD YOU WERE HERE.

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THANK GOD YOU WERE HERE.

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(THINKING) SINCE ELLIOT AND I ARE BOTH CHIEF RESIDENTS

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(THINKING) SINCE ELLIOT AND I ARE BOTH CHIEF RESIDENTS

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I'M TRYING NOT TO MAKE IT ALL ABOUT ME.

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JOHN DORIAN, CHIEF RESIDENT.

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JOHN DORIAN, CHIEF RESIDENT.

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YOU KNOW, UNLESS IT'S SOMEONE I COULD DOINK.

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HEY, YOU NEED TO MOVE YOUR CAR.

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HEY, YOU NEED TO MOVE YOUR CAR.

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IT'S MY DAY TO HAVE THE PARKING SPOT.

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-J.D., -YOU HAVE A SCOOTER.

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WHY DO YOU EVEN NEED A PARKING SPOT?

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WHY DO YOU EVEN NEED A PARKING SPOT?

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IT SENDS A MESSAGE.

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IT SENDS A MESSAGE.

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(THINKING) JUST BECAUSE I DUMPED HER

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DOESN'T MEAN MY SCOOTER HAS TO SUFFER.

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DOESN'T MEAN MY SCOOTER HAS TO SUFFER.

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(TAPPING) WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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JUST MAKING IT OFFICIAL. CHIEF. CO-CHIEF.

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JUST MAKING IT OFFICIAL. CHIEF. CO-CHIEF.

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JUST MAKING IT OFFICIAL. CHIEF. CO-CHIEF.

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NOW, YOU CAN TRY AS HARD AS YOU WANT,

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THAT IS NEVER GONNA STICK.

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HMM.

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HMM.

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OH, AND THAT'S CO-CHIEF RESIDENT DORIAN OVER THERE.

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DAMN IT! YOU ARE QUICK.

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DAMN IT! YOU ARE QUICK.

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DAMN IT, I GOT AN APPENDECTOMY AGAIN?

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SWEET! I GET THE DUWA...DO-OH-

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SWEET! I GET THE DUWA...DO-OH-

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DUODENDO JEJUNOSTOMY, MAN. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

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DUODENDO JEJUNOSTOMY, MAN. WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

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SO I CAN'T PRONOUNCE IT.

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TRY AND BE A LITTLE MORE SENSITIVE, OK?

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TRY AND BE A LITTLE MORE SENSITIVE, OK?

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NEW BRA, JANICE? 'CAUSE IT'S WORKING.

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NEW BRA, JANICE? 'CAUSE IT'S WORKING.

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BESIDES, THE ONLY REASON I'M GETTING ALL THESE GREAT PROCEDURES

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IS BECAUSE NOBODY'S DIED ON ME IN, LIKE, 3 MONTHS.

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IS BECAUSE NOBODY'S DIED ON ME IN, LIKE, 3 MONTHS.

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LISTEN, MAN, YOU NEVER HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR BEING ON A HOT STREAK.

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LISTEN, MAN, YOU NEVER HAVE TO APOLOGIZE FOR BEING ON A HOT STREAK.

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I'M PSYCHED FOR YOU, AND I WOULDN'T TAKE

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THOSE PROCEDURES AWAY IF I COULD.

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THOSE PROCEDURES AWAY IF I COULD.

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SIR, WOULD YOU MIND GIVING ME

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THE DUODENDO JEJUNOSTOMY INSTEAD OF THE TODD?

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THE DUODENDO JEJUNOSTOMY INSTEAD OF THE TODD?

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AM I IMPRESSED BY YOUR MOXIE? YOU BETCHA.

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AM I IMPRESSED BY YOUR MOXIE? YOU BETCHA.

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AM I GOING TO REWARD IT? NOT A CHANCE.

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THIS TODD THING IS KILLING ME.

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THIS TODD THING IS KILLING ME.

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WHERE'S YOUR LUNCH?

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AHH, THANK YOU, BARRY.

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AHH, THANK YOU, BARRY.

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HEY! THAT'S FOR BARRY, JR.

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HEY! THAT'S FOR BARRY, JR.

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WHAT? THE LITTLE GUY'S IN LEG BRACES.

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WHAT? THE LITTLE GUY'S IN LEG BRACES.

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HI. HEY.

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I VISITED MY SAFETY DEPOSIT BOX TODAY. GUESS WHAT I FOUND?

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I VISITED MY SAFETY DEPOSIT BOX TODAY. GUESS WHAT I FOUND?

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MY GRANDFATHER'S PURPLE HEART?

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MY GRANDFATHER'S PURPLE HEART?

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PLEASE. I SOLD THAT YEARS AGO TO PAY FOR THESE.

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-OH. -YEAH.

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-OH. -YEAH.

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OUR WEDDING RINGS.

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HOLY COW. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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HOLY COW. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I'M GONNA WEAR THIS THE REST OF MY LIFE.

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ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I'M GONNA WEAR THIS THE REST OF MY LIFE.

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J.D.: OF COURSE, MARRIAGE CAN MAKE

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J.D.: OF COURSE, MARRIAGE CAN MAKE

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THE REST OF YOUR LIFE SEEM MUCH LONGER.

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SO YOU'RE JUST GOING TO FALL ASLEEP RIGHT AFTER

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SO YOU'RE JUST GOING TO FALL ASLEEP RIGHT AFTER

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FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE?

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(SIGHS)

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(SIGHS)

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SO I'M SUPPOSED TO PAY FOR YOUR BOTOX THE REST OF MY LIFE?

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SO I'M SUPPOSED TO PAY FOR YOUR BOTOX THE REST OF MY LIFE?

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I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO WATCH YOU DRINK A BEER

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I'M NOT SURE I WANT TO WATCH YOU DRINK A BEER

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WHILE I'M HOLDING THE BABY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

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(BELCHES)

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(BELCHES)

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LOOK, ATTILA, THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL THAT I'M GONNA LISTEN

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LOOK, ATTILA, THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL THAT I'M GONNA LISTEN

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TO YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

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FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, YOU GOT THAT?

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FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE, YOU GOT THAT?

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YEAH, NOT LISTENING. BY THE WAY, NOW THAT WE'RE MARRIED AGAIN,

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WE'VE GOT TO MAKE OUT NEW WILLS IN CASE ONE OF US DIES.

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WE'VE GOT TO MAKE OUT NEW WILLS IN CASE ONE OF US DIES.

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-OH, GOD, -I HOPE IT'S ME.

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(THINKING) YEP, THERE WAS DEFINITELY TROUBLE IN PARADISE.

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(THINKING) YEP, THERE WAS DEFINITELY TROUBLE IN PARADISE.

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P.A.: WOULD CO-CHIEF DORIAN PLEASE REPORT TO THE ICU?

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P.A.: WOULD CO-CHIEF DORIAN PLEASE REPORT TO THE ICU?

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CO-CHIEF DORIAN. THE CO-CHIEF.

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CO-CHIEF DORIAN. THE CO-CHIEF.

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WELL, MRS. COVELLO, YOUR CAT SCAN SHOWED A SMALL RECTAL TUMOUR,

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WELL, MRS. COVELLO, YOUR CAT SCAN SHOWED A SMALL RECTAL TUMOUR,

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SO I WANT TO SCHEDULE A LOW ANTERIOR RESECTION.

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SO I WANT TO SCHEDULE A LOW ANTERIOR RESECTION.

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BUT DON'T WORRY. WE HAVE AN AMAZING SURGICAL TEAM HERE, OK?

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THAT MEANS A LOT, COMING FROM THE CO-CHIEF RESIDENT.

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THAT MEANS A LOT, COMING FROM THE CO-CHIEF RESIDENT.

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THAT MEANS A LOT, COMING FROM THE CO-CHIEF RESIDENT.

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-HA! (THINKING) -HOW DID SHE HEAR?

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SHE'S BEEN IN A COMA FOR 2 WEEKS!

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SHE'S BEEN IN A COMA FOR 2 WEEKS!

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HEY, BUDDY, CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND?

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SURE.

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I KNOW THAT TODD'S DOING HER RESECTION,

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I KNOW THAT TODD'S DOING HER RESECTION,

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BUT IF YOU SEND HER DOWN RIGHT NOW,

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HE'S A LITTLE BUSY SO IT'D HAVE TO BE ME.

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WHAT'S THE TODD DOING?

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WHAT'S THE TODD DOING?

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YOU KNOW THE CITY SURVEYORS OUTSIDE TAKING PICTURES

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OF THE HOSPITAL FOR THE ZONING COMMISSION?

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OF THE HOSPITAL FOR THE ZONING COMMISSION?

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YEAH?

#331
I TOLD HIM THEY WERE SHOOTING A SACRED HEART CALENDAR.

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GENTLEMEN, SAY HELLO TO JUNE!

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(EXHALING)

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(EXHALING)

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HOW ABOUT A SNEAK PEEK AT JULY?

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HOW ABOUT A SNEAK PEEK AT JULY?

#337
I DON'T KNOW, TURK.

#338
I DON'T KNOW, TURK.

#339
IT'S A LITTLE EARLY FOR ME TO START PULLING STRINGS.

#340
I JUST GOT THIS CO-CHIEF JOB.

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DAMN IT, NOW I'M SAYING IT.

#342
DAMN IT, NOW I'M SAYING IT.

#343
COME ON, MAN, GET ME BACK IN THE GAME.

#344
MMM, OK.

#345
MMM, OK.

#346
HA HA HA! OK, OK!

#347
YOU KNOW WHAT, HERE'S 10 BUCKS FOR LETTING ME HELP YOU OUT.

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YOU KNOW WHAT, HERE'S 10 BUCKS FOR LETTING ME HELP YOU OUT.

#349
SPEND IT WISELY.

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SPEND IT WISELY.

#351
I THINK SHE'S A LITTLE UPSET

#352
SHE DOESN'T LOOK THE WAY SHE USED TO.

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SHE DOESN'T LOOK THE WAY SHE USED TO.

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WHY? HOW DID SHE USED TO LOOK?

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HMM? OH, DEAR UGLY.

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HMM? OH, DEAR UGLY.

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(BEEPING)

#358
OH, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? IT'S THE PAGING OF THE SHREW.

#359
OH, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? IT'S THE PAGING OF THE SHREW.

#360
LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU JUST TALK TO HER?

#361
MM-HMM. WHY DON'T YOU JUST-

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MIND MY OWN BUSINESS. I KNOW.

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MIND MY OWN BUSINESS. I KNOW.

#364
YOUR LIFE IS YOUR LIFE AND IT'S NOT MY JOB TO FIX IT,

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UNLESS OF COURSE YOU ASK ME TO,

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UNLESS OF COURSE YOU ASK ME TO,

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AND, MAN, WHEN I GET IN THERE, BECAUSE I'M A GOOD SHRINK,

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AND YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE A WALKING DISASTER.

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AND YOU, MY FRIEND, ARE A WALKING DISASTER.

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SHALL WE?

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SO, NOW, MISS MYERS, HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

#372
SO, NOW, MISS MYERS, HOW ARE YOU FEELING?

#373
I WAS WONDERING IF IT WERE POSSIBLE TO HAVE SURGERY AGAIN.

#374
I WAS WONDERING IF IT WERE POSSIBLE TO HAVE SURGERY AGAIN.

#375
(CELL PHONE RINGS)

#376
HI, SWEETIE. I'M IN A TUNNEL.

#377
LOOK, YOUR BODY'S BEEN THROUGH AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF TRAUMA

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LOOK, YOUR BODY'S BEEN THROUGH AN ENORMOUS AMOUNT OF TRAUMA

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AND I CAN'T RECOMMEND YOU GO RACING BACK INTO SURGERY.

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AND I CAN'T RECOMMEND YOU GO RACING BACK INTO SURGERY.

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NOW, I GUARANTEE IF YOU JUST GIVE IT TIME,

#382
YOU'LL BE HAPPY WITH THE WAY YOU LOOK.

#383
(RING) OH, MY GOD.

#384
(RING) OH, MY GOD.

#385
WHAT?!

#386
WHAT?!

#387
I JUST DON'T LOOK LIKE MYSELF.

#388
I KNOW I HAD A BIG NOSE AND DROOPY EYES,

#389
I KNOW I HAD A BIG NOSE AND DROOPY EYES,

#390
BUT THEY WERE MY NOSE AND MY DROOPY EYES, YOU KNOW?

#391
BUT THEY WERE MY NOSE AND MY DROOPY EYES, YOU KNOW?

#392
-TELL ME MORE -ABOUT YOURSELF.

#393
J.D.: AROUND HERE, THERE'S ALWAYS AT LEAST

#394
ONE PERSON THAT'LL COME THROUGH FOR YOU.

#395
ONE PERSON THAT'LL COME THROUGH FOR YOU.

#396
IN TURK'S CASE, THAT WAS ME.

#397
HEY, ELLIOT!

#398
HEY, ELLIOT!

#399
HEY, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS WHOLE CHIEF RESIDENT THING.

#400
HEY, I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS WHOLE CHIEF RESIDENT THING.

#401
WHAT ABOUT IT?

#402
WELL, AS YOU MAY HAVE HEARD

#403
FROM THE LOUD SPEAKER, SOME RESIDENTS, THE JANITOR,

#404
FROM THE LOUD SPEAKER, SOME RESIDENTS, THE JANITOR,

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MY MOTHER, YOUR MOTHER, AND A COMA PATIENT,

#406
MY MOTHER, YOUR MOTHER, AND A COMA PATIENT,

#407
I'M BEING REFERRED TO AS THE CO-CHIEF RESIDENT.

#408
I'M BEING REFERRED TO AS THE CO-CHIEF RESIDENT.

#409
I THINK WE SHOULD EITHER BOTH GO WITH CO-CHIEF

#410
I THINK WE SHOULD EITHER BOTH GO WITH CO-CHIEF

#411
OR CHIEF, DON'T YOU CO-AGREE?

#412
OR CHIEF, DON'T YOU CO-AGREE?

#413
EXCUSE ME, WE'RE WORKING UP THIS PATIENT FOR A HYPER-COAGULABLE STATE

#414
WITH A PROLONGED PTT. WHAT'S OUR NEXT STEP?

#415
WITH A PROLONGED PTT. WHAT'S OUR NEXT STEP?

#416
THAT'S EASY, LONNIE. WHAT YOU WANT TO DO-

#417
I'D LIKE MY ANSWER FROM THE CHIEF RESIDENT.

#418
I'D LIKE MY ANSWER FROM THE CHIEF RESIDENT.

#419
WE'RE BOTH CHIEF RESIDENTS. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, DR. REID?

#420
WE'RE BOTH CHIEF RESIDENTS. ISN'T THAT RIGHT, DR. REID?

#421
WITH A PROLONGED PTT, YOU'D WANT TO DO A ONE TO ONE MIXING STUDY.

#422
WITH A PROLONGED PTT, YOU'D WANT TO DO A ONE TO ONE MIXING STUDY.

#423
THAT'S WHY SHE'S THE CHIEF AND YOU'RE THE CO-CHIEF.

#424
THAT'S WHY SHE'S THE CHIEF AND YOU'RE THE CO-CHIEF.

#425
SHUT UP, LONNIE!

#426
YOU SHUT UP!

#427
WELL, OBVIOUSLY FOR YOUR EX-WIFE,

#428
JUST THE ILLUSION OF HAIR IS IMPORTANT.

#429
JUST THE ILLUSION OF HAIR IS IMPORTANT.

#430
EXCUSE ME.

#431
SO YOU'RE SAYING IT HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH MY IMPOTENCE?

#432
DR. COX, I WAS WONDERING IF WE COULD TALK ABOUT MISS MYERS IN MY OFFICE.

#433
DR. COX, I WAS WONDERING IF WE COULD TALK ABOUT MISS MYERS IN MY OFFICE.

#434
YEAH, I MAKE IT A POINT TO NEVER ENTER A SHRINK'S OFFICE

#435
YEAH, I MAKE IT A POINT TO NEVER ENTER A SHRINK'S OFFICE

#436
UNLESS I'M PLANNING ON GROSSLY OVER-PAYING SOMEBODY

#437
FOR TELLING ME SOMETHING THAT I ALREADY KNOW.

#438
FOR TELLING ME SOMETHING THAT I ALREADY KNOW.

#439
LOOK, YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY REALLY DISTRACTED

#440
BY THE SITUATION WITH YOUR MARRIAGE.

#441
BY THE SITUATION WITH YOUR MARRIAGE.

#442
SOMETHING I ALREADY KNOW.

#443
WHAT DO I OWE? WILL 10 BUCKS COVER IT?

#444
OH, YEAH!

#445
ARE YOU GONNA HANG ONTO THAT?!

#446
ARE YOU GONNA HANG ONTO THAT?!

#447
YEAH, I FORGOT MY LUNCH MONEY.

#448
IT'S KIELBASA DAY IN THE CAFETERIA. KIELBASA!

#449
-HA! -LOVE IT!

#450
-HA! -LOVE IT!

#451
ANYWAY, MISS MYERS REALLY VALUES YOUR OPINION,

#452
BUT I DON'T THINK YOU'RE EVEN TRYING

#453
TO UNDERSTAND HOW SHE FEELS.

#454
TO UNDERSTAND HOW SHE FEELS.

#455
LOOK, IF I EVER WANT YOUR ADVICE ON ONE OF MY PATIENTS,

#456
I'LL ASK, BUT DO NOT HOLD YOUR BREATH,

#457
I'LL ASK, BUT DO NOT HOLD YOUR BREATH,

#458
UNLESS OF COURSE YOU CAN HOLD IT FOR A REALLY LONG, LONG,

#459
UNLESS OF COURSE YOU CAN HOLD IT FOR A REALLY LONG, LONG,

#460
LONG, LONG, LONG,LONG, LONG, LONG, LONG, -LONG,LONG -TIME.

#461
LONG, LONG, LONG,LONG, LONG, LONG, LONG, -LONG,LONG -TIME.

#462
-I CAN'T. -I USED TO SMOKE.

#463
KIELBASA. YES!

#464
KIELBASA. YES!

#465
LET ME BUY YOU LUNCH.

#466
I'M RICH. I'LL BUY YOU LUNCH

#467
I'M RICH. I'LL BUY YOU LUNCH

#468
AND SOME GOLD TEETH TO EAT IT WITH.

#469
YOU KNOW, YOU ONLY GOT ONE MORE BLACK JOKE

#470
YOU KNOW, YOU ONLY GOT ONE MORE BLACK JOKE

#471
THIS MONTH BEFORE I BUST YOUR ASS.

#472
DAMN IT! I USED THEM ALL UP -WATCHING BARBERSHOP 9.

#473
DAMN IT! I USED THEM ALL UP -WATCHING BARBERSHOP 9.

#474
-OK, THAT'S IT, AND I'LL GET YOU LATER.

#475
HOW'D SURGERY GO?

#476
HOW'D SURGERY GO?

#477
WELL, YOU KNOW, I WAS ON TOP OF MY GAME.

#478
J.D.: IT CAN BE SCARY TO STICK YOUR NECK OUT FOR A FRIEND.

#479
THAT'S WHY IT'S A HUGE RELIEF WHEN THEY COME THROUGH.

#480
THAT'S WHY IT'S A HUGE RELIEF WHEN THEY COME THROUGH.

#481
HOW'S SHE DOING?

#482
UH...UNFORTUNATELY, SHE DIDN'T MAKE IT.

#483
UH...UNFORTUNATELY, SHE DIDN'T MAKE IT.

#484
WHAT DO YOU MEAN SHE DIED?

#485
J.D., I DID EVERYTHING I COULD.

#486
J.D., I DID EVERYTHING I COULD.

#487
EVEN MY ATTENDING THOUGHT I DID GREAT.

#488
HE SAID, "DO I THINK YOU DID GREAT? YES, I DO."

#489
HE SAID, "DO I THINK YOU DID GREAT? YES, I DO."

#490
J.D.: I COULDN'T HELP WONDER IF BY TAKING THAT PATIENT FROM TODD

#491
J.D.: I COULDN'T HELP WONDER IF BY TAKING THAT PATIENT FROM TODD

#492
AND GIVING HER TO TURK I HAD TOYED WITH FATE.

#493
I KNOW THAT LOOK.

#494
I KNOW THAT LOOK.

#495
YOU'RE WONDERING IF YOU TOYED WITH FATE.

#496
HOW COULD YOU KNOW THAT LOOK? IT'S A BRAND-NEW LOOK!

#497
HOW COULD YOU KNOW THAT LOOK? IT'S A BRAND-NEW LOOK!

#498
WHAT DO YOU THINK TODD WOULD HAVE DONE THAT I DIDN'T?

#499
DOCTOR, HER HEART STOPPED.

#500
DOCTOR, HER HEART STOPPED.

#501
(GRUNTING)

#502
(GRUNTING)

#503
AAH! HERE!

#504
(GASPING) I'M GAY!

#505
(GASPING) I'M GAY!

#506
(CRASH)

#507
I KNEW IT.

#508
I KNEW IT.

#509
OH, MY GOD!

#510
THAT'S YOUR "THE TODD WOULD HAVE PULLED HIS OWN HEART OUT" LOOK!

#511
THAT'S YOUR "THE TODD WOULD HAVE PULLED HIS OWN HEART OUT" LOOK!

#512
OK, WE HAVE BEEN SPENDING WAY TOO MUCH TIME TOGETHER.

#513
OK, WE HAVE BEEN SPENDING WAY TOO MUCH TIME TOGETHER.

#514
(CELL PHONE RINGS)

#515
HEH HEH. GUESS WHAT THERE, WIFEY.

#516
HEH HEH. GUESS WHAT THERE, WIFEY.

#517
YOU CAN'T BE A PAIN IN THE ASS IF I DON'T HAVE A PHONE.

#518
YOU CAN'T BE A PAIN IN THE ASS IF I DON'T HAVE A PHONE.

#519
AH-OHH! HI, SWEETIE.

#520
AH-OHH! HI, SWEETIE.

#521
SAVE IT. I WAS JUST CALLING TO TELL YOU

#522
THAT I'M TAKING JACK AND STAYING AT MY MOTHER'S FOR A FEW MONTHS.

#523
THAT I'M TAKING JACK AND STAYING AT MY MOTHER'S FOR A FEW MONTHS.

#524
BUT WHO'S GOING TO BE LOOKING AFTER HIM

#525
WHEN YOU AND YOUR MOTHER GO OUT MARAUDING FOR FLESH?

#526
WHEN YOU AND YOUR MOTHER GO OUT MARAUDING FOR FLESH?

#527
THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS SO MUCH EASIER, PERRY.

#528
JORDAN! JORDAN- COME ON, JORDAN!

#529
JORDAN! JORDAN- COME ON, JORDAN!

#530
JOR...

#531
ARE YOU OK?

#532
ARE YOU OK?

#533
YEAH, YEAH. I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON MISS MYERS.

#534
YEAH, YEAH. I'M GONNA GO CHECK ON MISS MYERS.

#535
MOLLY SENT HER DOWN TO SURGERY.

#536
OH HO, WRONG DAY, NEW CHICK!

#537
OH HO, WRONG DAY, NEW CHICK!

#538
J.D.: IN A HOSPITAL, IT'S HARD NOT TO LET

#539
YOUR PERSONAL LIFE AFFECT YOUR PROFESSIONAL LIFE.

#540
YOUR PERSONAL LIFE AFFECT YOUR PROFESSIONAL LIFE.

#541
(THINKING) FORGET ABOUT J.D.

#542
YOU'RE JUST AS GOOD AS THE TODD. YOU GOT THIS.

#543
YOU'RE JUST AS GOOD AS THE TODD. YOU GOT THIS.

#544
ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE, I BELIEVE WE'RE DONE HERE.

#545
ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE, I BELIEVE WE'RE DONE HERE.

#546
DID YOU JUST SEW YOUR GOWN INTO THE PATIENT?

#547
DID YOU JUST SEW YOUR GOWN INTO THE PATIENT?

#548
YEAH, YOU DID.

#549
HEY! HEY, SOMEBODY! HEY!

#550
RANDALL WAS IN THE AIR CONDITIONING VENT

#551
RANDALL WAS IN THE AIR CONDITIONING VENT

#552
AND IT COLLAPSED ON HIM. BUDDY!

#553
(COUGHING)

#554
(COUGHING)

#555
CO-CHIEF! CO-CHIEF!

#556
HEY, YOU FIXED HIM! COME ON, BUDDY.

#557
HEY, YOU FIXED HIM! COME ON, BUDDY.

#558
(THINKING) THAT'S IT!

#559
(THINKING) THAT'S IT!

#560
DR. KELSO, COULD YOU HELP ME OUT?

#561
DR. KELSO, COULD YOU HELP ME OUT?

#562
PEOPLE HAVE BEEN REFERRING TO ME AS THE CO-CHIEF RESIDENT.

#563
WELL, IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING YOU SHOULD TAKE UP WITH THE CHIEF RESIDENT.

#564
WELL, IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING YOU SHOULD TAKE UP WITH THE CHIEF RESIDENT.

#565
BUT I'M THE CHIEF RESIDENT!

#566
LOOK, DR. REID'S CHECK IS MADE OUT TO THE CHIEF RESIDENT,

#567
LOOK, DR. REID'S CHECK IS MADE OUT TO THE CHIEF RESIDENT,

#568
AND MINE'S MADE OUT TO THE CO-CHIEF RESIDENT,

#569
AND MINE'S MADE OUT TO THE CO-CHIEF RESIDENT,

#570
BUT WE BOTH MAKE THE SAME AMOUNT.

#571
YOU'RE RIGHT. DR. REID, YOU SHOULD BE MAKING $10 MORE A MONTH,

#572
YOU'RE RIGHT. DR. REID, YOU SHOULD BE MAKING $10 MORE A MONTH,

#573
AND, OF COURSE, DR. DORIAN, YOU SHOULD BE MAKING $10 LESS.

#574
AND, OF COURSE, DR. DORIAN, YOU SHOULD BE MAKING $10 LESS.

#575
I KNOW IT'S NOT MUCH, BUT IT'S LARGELY

#576
TO SYMBOLIZE THE DIFFERENCE IN YOUR LEVELS.

#577
COOLIO! COOLIO INDEED.

#578
COOLIO! COOLIO INDEED.

#579
HA HA HA!

#580
J.D.: I COULD SPEND ALL DAY WORRYING ABOUT WHAT JUST HAPPENED,

#581
J.D.: I COULD SPEND ALL DAY WORRYING ABOUT WHAT JUST HAPPENED,

#582
BUT I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO.

#583
HEY, MAN, LOOK WHAT I CONFISCATED

#584
FROM ONE OF THE KIDS IN PEDIATRICS.

#585
FROM ONE OF THE KIDS IN PEDIATRICS.

#586
(BANG) OW!

#587
WHAT, TOO HOT? YEAH!

#588
SORRY. NOT IN THE MOOD!

#589
SORRY. NOT IN THE MOOD!

#590
OK, LOOK, WE BOTH MIGHT HAVE HAD BAD DAYS,

#591
BUT I GOT JUST THE THING THAT'S GONNA CHEER US UP.

#592
BUT I GOT JUST THE THING THAT'S GONNA CHEER US UP.

#593
AHH, DREAM COME TRUE, RIGHT?

#594
DO YOU REALLY THINK I WANT THIS SUIT?

#595
DO YOU REALLY THINK I WANT THIS SUIT?

#596
WELL, I DO... BUT NOT FROM YOU!

#597
WELL, I DO... BUT NOT FROM YOU!

#598
(CREAKING)

#599
OH, NOW I GET IT. YOU'RE JUST MAD

#600
OH, NOW I GET IT. YOU'RE JUST MAD

#601
BECAUSE I MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOU.

#602
NO, I'M MAD BECAUSE OF THAT SURGERY TODAY.

#603
NO, I'M MAD BECAUSE OF THAT SURGERY TODAY.

#604
YOU DOUBTED ME.

#605
YOU DOUBTED ME.

#606
YOU ARE SUCH A WUSS!

#607
TURK, COME ON!

#608
TURK, COME ON!

#609
(DOOR SLAMS)

#610
OH. THESE THINGS CHAFE.

#611
OH. THESE THINGS CHAFE.

#612
NOW I KNOW WHY EDDIE CALLED IT RAW.

#613
NOW I KNOW WHY EDDIE CALLED IT RAW.

#614
CARLA, DO YOU HAVE ANY POWDER?

#615
CARLA, DO YOU HAVE ANY POWDER?

#616
YO! YOU WENT BEHIND MY BACK.

#617
YO! YOU WENT BEHIND MY BACK.

#618
I GAVE YOU EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO DO THE RIGHT THING.

#619
I GAVE YOU EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO DO THE RIGHT THING.

#620
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT THERE, MISS MANNERS,

#621
WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD AND GULP DOWN

#622
WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD AND GULP DOWN

#623
THAT BEAR-SIZED BITE AND THEN WE'LL TALK.

#624
MMM.

#625
MMM.

#626
MMM. MMM.

#627
MMM. MMM.

#628
MMM! MMM.

#629
MMM! MMM.

#630
(HUMMING)

#631
MMM! YUMMY!

#632
MMM! YUMMY!

#633
MAN, THAT IS GREAT KIELBASA,

#634
BUT YOU CAN'T REALLY SCREW UP KIELBASA, CAN YOU?

#635
BUT YOU CAN'T REALLY SCREW UP KIELBASA, CAN YOU?

#636
SO, UM, WHERE WERE WE?

#637
HONEST TO GOD, I CAN'T REMEMBER.

#638
HONEST TO GOD, I CAN'T REMEMBER.

#639
OH, RIGHT, MISS MYERS.

#640
THE PLASTIC SURGEON SAID IT WAS SAFE TO OPERATE,

#641
THE PLASTIC SURGEON SAID IT WAS SAFE TO OPERATE,

#642
AND MISS MYERS REALLY LIKED HER OLD FACE,

#643
AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A PSYCHIATRIST TO SEE, PERRY,

#644
AND YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A PSYCHIATRIST TO SEE, PERRY,

#645
THAT IF YOU USED TO BE TRULY HAPPY AND NOW YOU'RE NOT,

#646
THEN YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO THE WAY IT WAS WHEN YOU WERE HAPPY.

#647
THEN YOU SHOULD GO BACK TO THE WAY IT WAS WHEN YOU WERE HAPPY.

#648
ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU WOULD DO?

#649
ISN'T THAT WHAT YOU WOULD DO?

#650
YEAH.

#651
(PANTING) JORDAN...

#652
(PANTING) JORDAN...

#653
WILL YOU...

#654
WILL YOU...

#655
WILL YOU DIVORCE ME?

#656
OH, I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.

#657
OH, I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK.

#658
THANK GOD.

#659
(GRUNTING)

#660
(GRUNTING)

#661
AAH! OOH! AHH.

#662
AAH! OOH! AHH.

#663
LISTEN, I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE PUT A STOP TO ALL THIS CO-CHIEF STUFF.

#664
LISTEN, I PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE PUT A STOP TO ALL THIS CO-CHIEF STUFF.

#665
WHAT CO-CHIEF STUFF? I HAVEN'T EVEN BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT.

#666
-LOOK, J.D., EVER -SINCE YOU DUMPED ME,

#667
-LOOK, J.D., EVER -SINCE YOU DUMPED ME,

#668
EVERYONE AROUND HERE HAS BEEN TREATING ME

#669
LIKE SOME KIND OF A VICTIM.

#670
LIKE SOME KIND OF A VICTIM.

#671
IT'S LIKE, "OOH, LOOK AT POOR ELLIOT GOING HOME ALONE."

#672
OR "OOH, LOOK AT POOR ELLIOT,

#673
OR "OOH, LOOK AT POOR ELLIOT,

#674
RIDING A TANDEM BIKE BY HERSELF."

#675
THAT'S NOT SOMETHING I NORMALLY DO.

#676
THAT'S NOT SOMETHING I NORMALLY DO.

#677
I JUST WANTED ICE CREAM THE OTHER NIGHT, MY CAR WAS OUT OF GAS,

#678
AND THAT'S THE BIKE THE GUNDERSONS LOANED ME.

#679
AND THAT'S THE BIKE THE GUNDERSONS LOANED ME.

#680
(SIGHS) THEY DO -EVERYTHING TOGETHER.

#681
(SIGHS) THEY DO -EVERYTHING TOGETHER.

#682
OK.

#683
THE POINT IS, IT WAS NICE BEING

#684
THE POINT IS, IT WAS NICE BEING

#685
THE ONE CHIEF RESIDENT FOR A WHILE, YOU KNOW?

#686
SHE'S GOT FINGERS LIKE BICEPS.

#687
SHE'S GOT FINGERS LIKE BICEPS.

#688
AND SO, BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME

#689
AND SO, BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME

#690
BY THE AMERICAN BAR ASSOCIATION,

#691
I PRONOUNCE YOU EX-HUSBAND AND EX-WIFE.

#692
I PRONOUNCE YOU EX-HUSBAND AND EX-WIFE.

#693
YOU MAY NOW DO WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT!

#694
YOU MAY NOW DO WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT!

#695
I'VE NEVER BEEN THIS HAPPY.

#696
ME, NEITHER.

#697
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE OF BEING NORMAL.

#698
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE OF BEING NORMAL.

#699
MM-MM.

#700
(CHEERING)

#701
THIRSTY, HUH?

#702
THIRSTY, HUH?

#703
HELPS THE TEARS TASTE LESS BITTER.

#704
CHEERS.

#705
CHEERS.

#706
SO, HOW ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO CELEBRATE YOUR DIVORCE?

#707
SO, HOW ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO CELEBRATE YOUR DIVORCE?

#708
BY NOT INVITING YOU.

#709
OH, MY GOD, DUDE, I DOUBTED YOU FOR A SECOND,

#710
OH, MY GOD, DUDE, I DOUBTED YOU FOR A SECOND,

#711
WHY ARE YOU SO MAD?

#712
MAYBE I NEEDED YOU TO BELIEVE IN ME.

#713
I BELIEVE IN YOU, BABY.

#714
I BELIEVE IN YOU, BABY.

#715
YEAH, BUT WE'RE MARRIED, THAT DOESN'T COUNT.

#716
CARLA: WHAT THE...? OW!

#717
DID YOU...?

#718
YEAH. SHE'S BEEN GRAVELED.

#719
NICE WORK.

#720
LOOK, MAN, IT WAS ONE SECOND OF DOUBT, OK?

#721
LOOK, MAN, IT WAS ONE SECOND OF DOUBT, OK?

#722
SINCE WHEN DO YOU CARE WHAT ANYBODY ELSE THINKS?

#723
SINCE WHEN DO YOU CARE WHAT ANYBODY ELSE THINKS?

#724
I DON'T. I CARE WHAT YOU THINK.

#725
I DON'T. I CARE WHAT YOU THINK.

#726
SINCE THE DAY I MET YOU, YOU'VE TREATED ME LIKE I WAS THE MAN.

#727
SINCE THE DAY I MET YOU, YOU'VE TREATED ME LIKE I WAS THE MAN.

#728
-LIKE I COULD -ACCOMPLISH EVERYTHING.

#729
THIS IS GONNA SOUND LAME...

#730
THIS IS GONNA SOUND LAME...

#731
I GOT IT!

#732
YOU BEING LIKE THAT IS ONE OF THE REASONS

#733
I'VE GOTTEN TO WHERE I AM.

#734
I'VE GOTTEN TO WHERE I AM.

#735
WOW. THAT'S THE NICEST THING YOU'VE EVER SAID TO ME.

#736
AAH! UNH!

#737
AAH! UNH!

#738
J.D.: IN THE END, EVERY RELATIONSHIP NEEDS MAINTENANCE.

#739
HEY, TED, GET OUT OF THE SUN, MAN.

#740
HEY, TED, GET OUT OF THE SUN, MAN.

#741
YOU OWE ME MONEY!

#742
YOU OWE ME MONEY!

#743
J.D.: WHETHER IT'S THE SMALLEST GESTURE...

#744
HEY, DOCTOR! DOC!

#745
YOU WANT TO TAKE A LOOK AT THE GUY IN 302 AND TELL ME

#746
YOU WANT TO TAKE A LOOK AT THE GUY IN 302 AND TELL ME

#747
WHETHER OR NOT YOU THINK HE'S REALLY SICK OR JUST BONKERS.

#748
WHETHER OR NOT YOU THINK HE'S REALLY SICK OR JUST BONKERS.

#749
ARE YOU ACTUALLY ASKING MY OPINION?

#750
WELL, I'M GONNA IGNORE IT,

#751
BUT, YEAH, KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.

#752
BUT, YEAH, KNOCK YOURSELF OUT.

#753
J.D.: OR JUST PICKING UP BACK WHERE YOU LEFT OFF.

#754
J.D.: OR JUST PICKING UP BACK WHERE YOU LEFT OFF.

#755
I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS ABOUT SURGERY TOMORROW.

#756
I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS ABOUT SURGERY TOMORROW.

#757
AW, YOU'LL KICK ASS, MAN.

#758
(DOOR OPENS)

#759
SO ARE YOU GUYS GONNA GO OUT TONIGHT?

#760
SO ARE YOU GUYS GONNA GO OUT TONIGHT?

#761
NO, WE'RE GONNA STAY IN.

#762
NO, WE'RE GONNA STAY IN.

#763
(CREAKING)

#764
(SIGHS)

#765
(SIGHS)

#766
WELL, I'LL BE IN THE BEDROOM WITH ALL THE STRAIGHT PEOPLE.

#767
ARE YOUR GIBLETS WARM?

#768
ARE YOUR GIBLETS WARM?

#769
LIKE A CHRISTMAS HAM. SAME.

#770
LIKE A CHRISTMAS HAM. SAME.

#771
J.D.: THE BOTTOM LINE IS THAT IF YOU CARE ABOUT SOMEONE,

#772
J.D.: THE BOTTOM LINE IS THAT IF YOU CARE ABOUT SOMEONE,

#773
IT'S PRETTY EASY TO MAKE THE SACRIFICE.

#774
WOW. THANKS, J.D.

#775
WOW. THANKS, J.D.

#776
AND SHE'S JUST BEEN GRAVELED.

#777
AND SHE'S JUST BEEN GRAVELED.

#778
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#779
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