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Season 4, Episode 10 — My Female Trouble

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J.D.: I DON'T KNOW WHY,

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BUT I FEEL LIKE TURK AND CARLA ARE UPSET WITH ME.

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BUT I FEEL LIKE TURK AND CARLA ARE UPSET WITH ME.

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STILL, I CAN'T BE SURE,

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STILL, I CAN'T BE SURE,

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SO IT'S ALWAYS GOOD TO TEST.

#7
MAY I HAVE A PANCAKE, PLEASE?

#8
J.D.: OK, THEY'RE MAD.

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(SQUIRTING WHIPPED CREAM)

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(SQUIRTING WHIPPED CREAM)

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J.D.: I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S BECAUSE OF MY NEW GIRLFRIEND.

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J.D.: I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S BECAUSE OF MY NEW GIRLFRIEND.

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SHE'S AMAZING.

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DON'T GET ME WRONG,

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SHE'S NOT THE WARMEST PERSON.

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SHE'S NOT THE WARMEST PERSON.

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HA! NEENA, THE FUNNIEST THING HAPPENED -

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I'M EATING.

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SORRY.

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SORRY.

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I'M STARVING.

#22
WISH I HADN'T LEFT MY WALLET AT HOME.

#23
WISH I HADN'T LEFT MY WALLET AT HOME.

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(THINKING) MMM...BREAD.

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(THINKING) MMM...BREAD.

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AAH!

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J.D.: ALSO THE SEX COULD BE A LITTLE IMPERSONAL.

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J.D.: ALSO THE SEX COULD BE A LITTLE IMPERSONAL.

#29
SO THAT'S A NO ON CUDDLING?

#30
SO THAT'S A NO ON CUDDLING?

#31
J.D.: STILL, TURK AND CARLA'S MAIN PROBLEM WITH NEENA

#32
IS THAT SHE'S A MALPRACTICE ATTORNEY

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IS THAT SHE'S A MALPRACTICE ATTORNEY

#34
WHO'S SUING TURK.

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NEEDLESS TO SAY, I WAS DOING EVERYTHING I COULD

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NEEDLESS TO SAY, I WAS DOING EVERYTHING I COULD

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NOT TO RUB THE RELATIONSHIP IN TURK'S FACE.

#38
I COULD PROBABLY DO MORE.

#39
I COULD PROBABLY DO MORE.

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GOOD MORNING.

#41
MM. MM.

#42
MM. MM.

#43
I'LL SEE YOU AT THE DEPOSITION.

#44
I'LL TRY NOT TO SPANK YOUR LAWYER

#45
AS HARD AS I SPANKED HIM LAST NIGHT.

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AS HARD AS I SPANKED HIM LAST NIGHT.

#47
J.D.: BYE.

#48
FYI, THERE WAS NO SPANKING LAST NIGHT, OK?

#49
REALLY?

#50
REALLY?

#51
YEAH.

#52
THEN THIS WON'T HURT.

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(SMACK) NOPE.

#54
(SMACK) NOPE.

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HIT HIM AGAIN, BABY.

#56
(SMACK)

#57
(QUIETLY) WHY?

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(QUIETLY) WHY?

#59
J.D.: AFTER SPREADING HALF A TUBE

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J.D.: AFTER SPREADING HALF A TUBE

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OF WHAT I THOUGHT WAS BURN OINTMENT ON MY BUTT,

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IT WAS OFF TO WORK.

#63
(SNIFF SNIFF)

#64
WHAT SMELLS LIKE VAGISIL?

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NOTHING.

#66
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

#67
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?

#68
REMEMBER HOW I THOUGHT MR. PETERSON'S BACK PAIN WAS SACROLITIS

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AND YOU SAID IT WASN'T?

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AND YOU SAID IT WASN'T?

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WELL, I WAS RIGHT.

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YEAH, UH, YOU SHOULD NEVER USE SCALDING-HOT COFFEE

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FOR A VICTORY SIP.

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IT'S A BEGINNER'S MISTAKE.

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IT'S A BEGINNER'S MISTAKE.

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(WITH BURNED TONGUE) OH, YEAH? WHAT ARE YOU SO NEGATIVE ABOUT?

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J.D.: OVER THE LAST FEW MONTHS,

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J.D.: OVER THE LAST FEW MONTHS,

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ELLIOT'S COME INTO HER OWN AS A DOCTOR,

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AND NOW THAT HER MENTOR MOLLY IS GONE,

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AND NOW THAT HER MENTOR MOLLY IS GONE,

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SHE WANTS TO PROVE IT WASN'T A FLUKE.

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DR. KELSO, OVER P.A.: ATTENTION, STAFF.

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ONE OF OUR HOSPITAL'S BOARD MEMBERS

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ONE OF OUR HOSPITAL'S BOARD MEMBERS

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IS COMING IN AS A PATIENT.

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THE FIRST DOCTOR TO MY OFFICE GETS TO TREAT HIM.

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THE FIRST DOCTOR TO MY OFFICE GETS TO TREAT HIM.

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J.D.: OF COURSE, AROUND HERE EVERYONE'S LOOKING TO PROVE THEMSELVES.

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DR. KELSO: GO!

#91
DR. KELSO: GO!

#92
(FACE SQUEAKS ACROSS GLASS)

#93
(FACE SQUEAKS ACROSS GLASS)

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AAH! AAH!

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AAH! AAH!

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AAH!

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SO, CRAIG, HOW'S YOUR GRANDMOTHER DOING?

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SO, CRAIG, HOW'S YOUR GRANDMOTHER DOING?

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OH, SHE'S MUCH BETTER NOW. THANKS.

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(DING) IT TURNS OUT IT WAS JUST -

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(DING) IT TURNS OUT IT WAS JUST -

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WHOO-HOO-HOO- HOO-HOO!

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(SLAM) (PAINED) OHH!

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THANKS.

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THANKS.

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OHH!

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OH.

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# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN #

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# NO, I KNOW #

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# NO, I KNOW #

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

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J.D., HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO TURK?

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J.D., HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO TURK?

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YOU TWO ARE SO CLOSE THAT I OCCASIONALLY HAVE NIGHTMARES

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OF YOU RUNNING AWAY TOGETHER.

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WHERE DO WE GO?

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ONE TIME WE WENT TO ASPEN.

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ONE TIME WE WENT TO ASPEN.

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OH, I HOPE IT WAS SUMMER.

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I'M NOT THAT BIG A SKIER.

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GIRLS! I WANT AN EXPLANATION.

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GIRLS! I WANT AN EXPLANATION.

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TURK, TELL HER OUR CODE.

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IF YOU HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN 6 MONTHS,

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IF YOU HAVEN'T HAD SEX IN 6 MONTHS,

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YOU'RE NOT ACCOUNTABLE FOR WHO YOU SLEEP WITH.

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OH, PLEASE. WHEN YOU WERE SINGLE,

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OH, PLEASE. WHEN YOU WERE SINGLE,

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YOU WERE NEVER THAT DESPERATE, WERE YOU?

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(WOMAN AND TURK GIGGLING)

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AAH!

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OH, THAT WAS AMAZING.

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OH, THAT WAS AMAZING.

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(WEAKLY) YES, IT WAS.

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HA HA HA HA.

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HA HA HA HA.

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WE'RE ALL GOD'S CHILDREN IN THE DARK.

#139
CHRISTOPHER DUNCAN TURK, YOU TELL HIM HOW YOU REALLY FEEL,

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CHRISTOPHER DUNCAN TURK, YOU TELL HIM HOW YOU REALLY FEEL,

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JUST LIKE YOU TOLD ME LAST NIGHT,

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JUST LIKE YOU TOLD ME LAST NIGHT,

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OR I WILL DO IT FOR YOU.

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(STARTING TO CRY)

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(STARTING TO CRY)

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"BABY...

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WHY DOES HE HURT ME SO BA-A-AD?"

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WHY DOES HE HURT ME SO BA-A-AD?"

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I WANT YOU TO STOP SEEING HER.

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FINE.

#151
FINE.

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BUT I'M ONLY ENDING IT BECAUSE FRIENDS COME FIRST.

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PLUS, YOU ALREADY HAD SEX WITH HER.

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PLUS, YOU ALREADY HAD SEX WITH HER.

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4 1/2 TIMES.

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LATER.

#157
JORDAN, YOU'RE ON THE BOARD.

#158
JORDAN, YOU'RE ON THE BOARD.

#159
WHAT IS THE STORY ON MY PATIENT MR. SUMMERS?

#160
UH, WELL, STICK, I'M GONNA WARN YOU

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UH, WELL, STICK, I'M GONNA WARN YOU

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THE SAME WAY I WARN PERRY

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EVERY TIME I HAVE MORE THAN 3 SCOTCHES.

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PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR ASS GRABBED.

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PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR ASS GRABBED.

#166
THAT'S DISTURBING IN, LIKE, 8 DIFFERENT WAYS.

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THAT'S DISTURBING IN, LIKE, 8 DIFFERENT WAYS.

#168
BARBIE, THE GUY'S A SEXIST PIG.

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HE'S GONNA EAT YOU ALIVE.

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LOOK, I'M NOT THE SAME DOCTOR I WAS 4 YEARS AGO.

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LOOK, I'M NOT THE SAME DOCTOR I WAS 4 YEARS AGO.

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I AM SMARTER AND MORE CONFIDENT AND -

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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

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JUST SKIP THE REST OF YOUR "I'LL SHOW YOU" SPEECH

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AND JUST WALK AWAY IN A HUFF. I'M VERY BUSY.

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AND JUST WALK AWAY IN A HUFF. I'M VERY BUSY.

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(HUFFS)

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THANK YOU.

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THANK YOU.

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SO SHOULD WE START THIS DEPOSITION,

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SO SHOULD WE START THIS DEPOSITION,

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OR DO YOU BOYS JUST WANT TO HAND US A BIG BAG OF MONEY?

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(CHUCKLES) "BIG BAG OF MONEY."

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(CHUCKLES) "BIG BAG OF MONEY."

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YOU AREN'T GONNA FREEZE UP AROUND HER AGAIN, ARE YOU, TED?

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YOU AREN'T GONNA FREEZE UP AROUND HER AGAIN, ARE YOU, TED?

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NO CHANCE. I'M DRUGGED UP.

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PLUS, IF I CONCENTRATE,

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PLUS, IF I CONCENTRATE,

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I THINK I CAN CONTROL THE EXCESSIVE FLOP SWEAT

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I GET THE SECOND SHE SPEAKS.

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I GET THE SECOND SHE SPEAKS.

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TED? YOU READY TO GET STARTED?

#195
TED? YOU READY TO GET STARTED?

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WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, NEENA.

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WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, NEENA.

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FIRST OFF, I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY THAT THESE CHARGES -

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WE SHOULD TAKE A SHORT RECESS.

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WE SHOULD TAKE A SHORT RECESS.

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BELIEVE ME, YOU'RE BETTER OFF.

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I AGREE.

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I AGREE.

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NOW, MR. KORMAN IS CONTENDING

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THAT THE SHOULDER SURGERY HE RECEIVED

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RUINED HIS TENNIS SERVE.

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RUINED HIS TENNIS SERVE.

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I'D LIKE TO START BY ASKING DR. TURK IF HIS DIABETES

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COULD HAVE AFFECTED HIS PERFORMANCE IN SURGERY?

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COULD HAVE AFFECTED HIS PERFORMANCE IN SURGERY?

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YOU'RE DIABETIC?

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YES. I TOLD YOU THAT.

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YES. I TOLD YOU THAT.

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I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING.

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HOW IS THAT FUNNY?

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WELL, IT'S A VERY SERIOUS DISEASE,

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WELL, IT'S A VERY SERIOUS DISEASE,

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AND I DON'T LIKE YOU.

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HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW HE PLAYS TENNIS?

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HOW DO WE EVEN KNOW HE PLAYS TENNIS?

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LOOK AT HIM. HE'S AWFUL.

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LOOK AT HIM. HE'S AWFUL.

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YOU ARE AWFUL.

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WAIT FOR THE SERVE.

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WAIT FOR THE SERVE.

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(SOUND OF BULLET RICOCHETING) AAH!

#227
WE'RE SETTLING.

#228
WE'RE SETTLING.

#229
I WANT YOU TO KNOW

#230
I WANT YOU TO KNOW

#231
THAT I STILL THINK YOU'RE A GREAT DOCTOR,

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AND I'VE BEEN TALKING TO MY RABBI A LOT LATELY

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AND I'VE BEEN TALKING TO MY RABBI A LOT LATELY

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ABOUT ME FINALLY GETTING CIRCUMCISED.

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IT'S NOT A RELIGIOUS THING.

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IT'S MORE FOR THE LADIES.

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IT'S MORE FOR THE LADIES.

#238
WHAT?

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HEY, NEENA.

#240
HEY, NEENA.

#241
(THINKING) GOD HELP ME, I'M GONNA MISS THAT SMILE.

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(THINKING) GOD HELP ME, I'M GONNA MISS THAT SMILE.

#243
I THINK BECAUSE OF THE WHOLE TURK SITUATION

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WE SHOULD PROBABLY STOP SEEING EACH OTHER.

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WE SHOULD PROBABLY STOP SEEING EACH OTHER.

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NO.

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YOU CAN'T JUST SAY NO. NO IS THE ANSWER TO A QUESTION,

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YOU CAN'T JUST SAY NO. NO IS THE ANSWER TO A QUESTION,

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AND I CLEARLY WASN'T ASKING A QUESTION, NEENA.

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AND I CLEARLY WASN'T ASKING A QUESTION, NEENA.

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I WAS MAKING A DRAMATIC STATEMENT,

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AND I'M SORRY,

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BUT THAT STATEMENT WAS "GOOD-BYE."

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BUT THAT STATEMENT WAS "GOOD-BYE."

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UHH! UHH!

#256
UHHH!

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UHHH!

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YOU KNOW, ONE OF US IS GONNA TIRE EVENTUALLY.

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UNHH!

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UNHH!

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SO, HOW ARE WE FEELING, MR. SUMMERS?

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SO, HOW ARE WE FEELING, MR. SUMMERS?

#263
I FEEL LIKE MY EX-WIFE IS STANDING ON MY CHEST...

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I FEEL LIKE MY EX-WIFE IS STANDING ON MY CHEST...

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AND NOT THE PRETTY ONE.

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THE FAT ONE THAT HAD ALL MY KIDS.

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THE FAT ONE THAT HAD ALL MY KIDS.

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FANTASTIC. UH, I'D LIKE TO START BY -

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FANTASTIC. UH, I'D LIKE TO START BY -

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LISTEN, GOLDILOCKS,

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UNLESS THE NEXT 3 WORDS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH

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UNLESS THE NEXT 3 WORDS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH

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ARE SOME COMBINATION OF SPONGE, BATH, AND MY BIG WHITE ASS,

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ARE SOME COMBINATION OF SPONGE, BATH, AND MY BIG WHITE ASS,

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I'M NOT INTERESTED.

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NOW, HOW ABOUT YOU

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NOW, HOW ABOUT YOU

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BE A NICE LITTLE NURSE

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AND GO FIND MY DOCTOR.

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AND GO FIND MY DOCTOR.

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ACTUALLY, SIR -

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HIS NAME IS ELLIOT REID.

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SO, WHAT'S THE WORD?

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SO, WHAT'S THE WORD?

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IS THIS GUY ANY GOOD?

#286
IS THIS GUY ANY GOOD?

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OH, HE ROCKS.

#288
BABY, YOU KNOW IF MY MALPRACTICE INSURANCE GOES THROUGH THE ROOF,

#289
BABY, YOU KNOW IF MY MALPRACTICE INSURANCE GOES THROUGH THE ROOF,

#290
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE A STEP DOWN LIFESTYLE-WISE.

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YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE A STEP DOWN LIFESTYLE-WISE.

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I LIVE IN A TINY APARTMENT WITH MY HUSBAND, HIS BEST FRIEND,

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AND THEIR DEAD STUFFED DOG.

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AND THEIR DEAD STUFFED DOG.

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WHAT'S THE STEP DOWN?

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HEY, COME ON.

#297
HEY, COME ON.

#298
ONE OF THE MOST AMAZING THINGS ABOUT YOU

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IS THAT YOU NEVER LET ANYTHING BEAT YOU.

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IS THAT YOU NEVER LET ANYTHING BEAT YOU.

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YEAH, I AM PRETTY IMPRESSIVE.

#302
YES, YOU ARE, AND DON'T YOU LET ANYTHING ELSE

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YES, YOU ARE, AND DON'T YOU LET ANYTHING ELSE

#304
GET INTO THAT BEAUTIFUL HEAD OF YOURS.

#305
OK?

#306
WHAT COULD GET INTO THIS MAN'S HEAD, BABY?

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WHAT COULD GET INTO THIS MAN'S HEAD, BABY?

#308
HUH?

#309
TOUGH DAY, HUH?

#310
WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT?

#311
WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT?

#312
COME ON. YEAH.

#313
NEENA, IT'S OVER.

#314
NO, IT'S NOT.

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IN FACT, I FIND MYSELF ODDLY TURNED ON

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IN FACT, I FIND MYSELF ODDLY TURNED ON

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BY YOUR TIMID, "BABY HORSE STANDING UP FOR THE FIRST TIME"

#318
STYLE OF LOVE-MAKING.

#319
STYLE OF LOVE-MAKING.

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FIRST OF ALL, THANK YOU.

#321
SECONDLY, I TRIED TO BE REASONABLE.

#322
SECONDLY, I TRIED TO BE REASONABLE.

#323
NOW, IF YOU WANT TO SEE MY DARK SIDE,

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YOU'RE GONNA SEE MY DARK SIDE.

#325
AH, TICKLE, TICKLE, TICKLE, TICKLE.

#326
AH, TICKLE, TICKLE, TICKLE, TICKLE.

#327
TICKLE, TICKLE,

#328
YET ANOTHER STRONG MOMENT FOR YOU?

#329
YET ANOTHER STRONG MOMENT FOR YOU?

#330
WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL ME HOW THIS ENDS?

#331
YOU WON'T BREAK UP WITH ME. YOU WILL BETRAY YOUR FRIEND.

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YOU WON'T BREAK UP WITH ME. YOU WILL BETRAY YOUR FRIEND.

#333
WHAT IS THIS, SOME SORT OF, LIKE, LAWYER MIND TRICK?

#334
IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

#335
IT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN.

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I WON'T. I'M LEAVING. SIT DOWN.

#337
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE SEX WITH ME.

#338
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE SEX WITH ME.

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I'LL DO NOTHING OF THE SORT.

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AND AS THE ULTIMATE ACT OF BETRAYAL,

#341
AND AS THE ULTIMATE ACT OF BETRAYAL,

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YOU WILL DO IT ON THE VERY SAME SWEAT-AND-TEAR-SOAKED TABLE

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YOU WILL DO IT ON THE VERY SAME SWEAT-AND-TEAR-SOAKED TABLE

#344
WHERE I CRUSHED YOUR FRIEND.

#345
OH...I HATE A DIRTY TABLE.

#346
OH...I HATE A DIRTY TABLE.

#347
I LOVE A DIRTY TABLE.

#348
GOD HELP ME, I DO.

#349
GOD HELP ME, I DO.

#350
I DO LOVE A DIRTY TABLE.

#351
OK, MR. SUMMERS, YOUR EKGS CAME BACK,

#352
OK, MR. SUMMERS, YOUR EKGS CAME BACK,

#353
AND DR. REID LIKED WHAT HE SAW.

#354
AND DR. REID LIKED WHAT HE SAW.

#355
WHEN THE HELL AM I GETTING OUT OF HERE?

#356
DR. REID THOUGHT YOU MIGHT ASK THAT

#357
AND HE HAD AN ANSWER FOR YOU.

#358
AND HE HAD AN ANSWER FOR YOU.

#359
SHUT YOUR CAKEHOLE!

#360
HE ALSO SAID FOR YOU TO STOP PAYING OFF ORDERLIES

#361
HE ALSO SAID FOR YOU TO STOP PAYING OFF ORDERLIES

#362
TO SNEAK YOU CHEESEBURGERS, YOU BIG LOAD.

#363
WOW. HE'S OLD SCHOOL.

#364
WOW. HE'S OLD SCHOOL.

#365
LIKE ME.

#366
HEY!

#367
HEY!

#368
THAT BELONGS TO DR. REID.

#369
SO YOU AND REID...

#370
YES, WE'RE LOVERS.

#371
YES, WE'RE LOVERS.

#372
RED-HOT LOVERS.

#373
I'M GUESSING HE'S MARRIED?

#374
I'M GUESSING HE'S MARRIED?

#375
SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HIM LIKE I DO.

#376
SHE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND HIM LIKE I DO.

#377
I LOVE THIS GUY.

#378
NOT LIKE I DO.

#379
HEY, TURK'S KIND OF IN A DARK PLACE RIGHT NOW,

#380
HEY, TURK'S KIND OF IN A DARK PLACE RIGHT NOW,

#381
SO STAY AWAY FROM HIM, OK?

#382
NOTHING PERSONAL. YOU'RE JUST AN AWFUL HUMAN BEING.

#383
NOTHING PERSONAL. YOU'RE JUST AN AWFUL HUMAN BEING.

#384
OF COURSE.

#385
BUT, UH...

#386
WE KIND OF CROSSED PATHS ALREADY.

#387
WE KIND OF CROSSED PATHS ALREADY.

#388
LIFE IS POINTLESS, GANDHI,

#389
AND I'M GONNA LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET.

#390
AND I'M GONNA LET YOU IN ON A LITTLE SECRET.

#391
THE ONLY THING MORE POINTLESS THAN LIFE ITSELF

#392
IS BEING A DOCTOR.

#393
IS BEING A DOCTOR.

#394
I MEAN, BOTTOM LINE, YOU SPEND 8 YEARS AND 200 GS

#395
I MEAN, BOTTOM LINE, YOU SPEND 8 YEARS AND 200 GS

#396
TRYING TO GET THROUGH MED SCHOOL, AND WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SHOW FOR IT?

#397
I'LL TELL YOU. A DIPLOMA ON YOUR WALL

#398
I'LL TELL YOU. A DIPLOMA ON YOUR WALL

#399
AND A BULL'S-EYE ON YOUR BACK.

#400
AND YOU REMINDED HIM THAT PEOPLE ARE BASICALLY GOOD?

#401
AND YOU REMINDED HIM THAT PEOPLE ARE BASICALLY GOOD?

#402
PEOPLE SUCK. THEY SUCK. AND MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT,

#403
PEOPLE SUCK. THEY SUCK. AND MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT,

#404
EVEN SWEET LITTLE OLD LADIES

#405
ARE LOOKING TO BEND YOU OVER A CHAIR IN COURT.

#406
ARE LOOKING TO BEND YOU OVER A CHAIR IN COURT.

#407
COME ON.

#408
COME ON.

#409
WE COVERED PEOPLE.

#410
AND I KNOW YOU WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING

#411
AND I KNOW YOU WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING

#412
TO RUIN HIS INNOCENCE.

#413
YOU SEE, THERE IS A COMPARTMENT IN THE HAT,

#414
YOU SEE, THERE IS A COMPARTMENT IN THE HAT,

#415
SO THE STINKIN' RABBIT IS ACTUALLY IN THERE THE WHOLE TIME.

#416
SO THE STINKIN' RABBIT IS ACTUALLY IN THERE THE WHOLE TIME.

#417
RIGHT?

#418
PEOPLE PRETTY MUCH HEAR WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR, OK?

#419
PEOPLE PRETTY MUCH HEAR WHAT THEY WANT TO HEAR, OK?

#420
WHAT DID YOU DO?

#421
WHAT DID YOU DO?

#422
EXCUSE ME.

#423
MY SON IS INTERESTED IN BECOMING A DOCTOR,

#424
MY SON IS INTERESTED IN BECOMING A DOCTOR,

#425
AND I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU COULD TELL HIM WHAT IT'S LIKE.

#426
I'D LOVE TO. I WOULD LOVE TO.

#427
I'D LOVE TO. I WOULD LOVE TO.

#428
DO YOU HAVE A DOG, BOWL CUT?

#429
WELL,

#430
WELL,

#431
I WANT YOU TO FIND A PILE OF ITS BEST WORK

#432
I WANT YOU TO FIND A PILE OF ITS BEST WORK

#433
AND ROLL ALL AROUND IN IT.

#434
SEE, THAT'S HOW IT FEELS TO BE A DOCTOR,

#435
BECAUSE HERE'S THE DIRTY LITTLE SECRET -

#436
BECAUSE HERE'S THE DIRTY LITTLE SECRET -

#437
(QUIETLY) PEOPLE DON'T WANT YOUR HELP.

#438
THEY WANT YOUR DIGNITY. THEY WANT YOUR PRIDE.

#439
THEY WANT YOUR DIGNITY. THEY WANT YOUR PRIDE.

#440
BUT MOSTLY, THEY WANT YOUR MONEY.

#441
GOOD LUCK IN MED SCHOOL.

#442
OH.

#443
OH.

#444
THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE A MAGIC SHOW,

#445
THE BUNNY WAS IN THE HAT THE WHOLE TIME.

#446
THE BUNNY WAS IN THE HAT THE WHOLE TIME.

#447
PEACE OUT.

#448
YOU ARE SO DEAD.

#449
YOU ARE SO DEAD.

#450
J.D.: YOU CAN ONLY KEEP THE TRUTH HIDDEN FOR SO LONG.

#451
J.D.: YOU CAN ONLY KEEP THE TRUTH HIDDEN FOR SO LONG.

#452
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

#453
I WANT TO MEET THIS DR. REID.

#454
NO PROBLEM.

#455
(UNDER HER BREATH) FRICK.

#456
TURK, WAIT!

#457
TURK, WAIT!

#458
LET'S SIT DOWN AND TALK ABOUT THIS.

#459
J.D.: AND WHEN THE TRUTH COMES OUT,

#460
J.D.: AND WHEN THE TRUTH COMES OUT,

#461
IT DOESN'T SET YOU FREE AS MUCH AS YOU'D HOPED.

#462
HEY, BUDDY.

#463
J.D.: ESPECIALLY IF IT INVOLVES BETRAYING YOUR BEST FRIEND.

#464
J.D.: ESPECIALLY IF IT INVOLVES BETRAYING YOUR BEST FRIEND.

#465
DID WE WIN?

#466
DID WE WIN?

#467
HOLD ON, TURK.

#468
HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF KEEPING YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER?

#469
HAVEN'T YOU EVER HEARD OF KEEPING YOUR ENEMIES CLOSER?

#470
I WAS JUST KEEPING HER CLOSE, TURK.

#471
HEY, GANDHI. GANDHI, I THINK WE SHOULD TALK. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

#472
HEY, GANDHI. GANDHI, I THINK WE SHOULD TALK. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

#473
J.D.: SURE, DR. COX AND I WERE FEELING GUILTY,

#474
BUT IF TURK DIDN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT, WE WERE IN THE CLEAR.

#475
BUT IF TURK DIDN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT, WE WERE IN THE CLEAR.

#476
MAY I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU TWO?

#477
MAY I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU TWO?

#478
HEY, WHO WANTS TO BE ME?

#479
HEY, WHO WANTS TO BE ME?

#480
CRAIG, YOU'RE PROBABLY STILL MAD AT ME. ANYONE ELSE?

#481
CRAIG, YOU'RE PROBABLY STILL MAD AT ME. ANYONE ELSE?

#482
DR. REID AT YOUR SERVICE.

#483
DR. REID AT YOUR SERVICE.

#484
OK, THAT'S A NO FOR TODD.

#485
ISN'T THERE ANYONE HERE THAT I CAN TRUST TO BE ME?

#486
ISN'T THERE ANYONE HERE THAT I CAN TRUST TO BE ME?

#487
HELLO.

#488
I'M DR. REID.

#489
I'M DR. REID.

#490
DR. ELLIOT REID.

#491
I'M A DOCTOR.

#492
(LAUGHS)

#493
(LAUGHS)

#494
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU TWO?

#495
J.D., YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA BREAK UP WITH NEENA.

#496
J.D., YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA BREAK UP WITH NEENA.

#497
I KNOW. BELIEVE ME, THE WHOLE TIME WE WERE HAVING SEX

#498
I KNOW. BELIEVE ME, THE WHOLE TIME WE WERE HAVING SEX

#499
I WAS THINKING ABOUT TURK.

#500
THAT CAME OUT WRONG.

#501
AND YOU -

#502
AND YOU -

#503
WHY DO YOU WANT EVERYBODY IN THIS HOSPITAL

#504
TO BE AS MISERABLE AS YOU?

#505
TO BE AS MISERABLE AS YOU?

#506
HOW COULD YOU NOT GET THIS?

#507
WHAT DOES MISERY LOVE?

#508
WHAT DOES MISERY LOVE?

#509
ALL RIGHT, LOOK -

#510
COMPANY!

#511
MISERY LOVES COMPANY!

#512
MISERY LOVES COMPANY!

#513
MISERY LOVES COMPANY.

#514
MISERY LOVES COMPANY.

#515
OH, GOD.

#516
OK, SURE, SURE. MAYBE WE DID SCREW UP,

#517
OK, SURE, SURE. MAYBE WE DID SCREW UP,

#518
JUST POQUITO,

#519
BUT COME ON, WE'RE DEFINITELY NOT THE ONES

#520
THAT YOU WANT TO BE MAD AT.

#521
THAT YOU WANT TO BE MAD AT.

#522
OH, YEAH? THEN WHO?

#523
HIYA, FELLAS.

#524
MR. SUMMERS,

#525
I THINK WE CAN SAVE YOUR FOOT.

#526
IT'S HIS HEART.

#527
IT'S HIS HEART.

#528
I KNOW THAT.

#529
WE'RE CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR TICKER.

#530
WE'RE CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR TICKER.

#531
MM-HMM.

#532
MM-HMM.

#533
HMM?

#534
MM.

#535
MM-HMM.

#536
MM-HMM.

#537
HMM.

#538
AHEM. AHEM!

#539
AH. YES.

#540
AH. YES.

#541
YES, YES.

#542
WELL, YOUR...

#543
WELL, YOUR...

#544
PAPER STRIP LOOKS GOOD.

#545
BUT...WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO LISTEN TO THAT HEART OF YOURS.

#546
BUT...WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO LISTEN TO THAT HEART OF YOURS.

#547
(TAKES DEEP BREATH)

#548
AHEM.

#549
PBBT, PBBT.

#550
PBBT, PBBT.

#551
WELL, I'M AFRAID I WAS WRONG.

#552
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE THAT FOOT.

#553
WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TAKE THAT FOOT.

#554
AFTER ALL, MISERY LOVES CAMARADERIE.

#555
AFTER ALL, MISERY LOVES CAMARADERIE.

#556
LOOK, NEENA -

#557
IF YOU TALK ABOUT ENDING OUR RELATIONSHIP AGAIN,

#558
I'LL PUNISH YOU.

#559
I'LL PUNISH YOU.

#560
(THINKING) PUNISH ME?

#561
HOW?

#562
YOU KNOW WHAT? NOW, THIS IS CRA -

#563
I AM NOT GONNA GET YOUR NAME TATTOOED ON MY ANKLE, OK?

#564
I AM NOT GONNA GET YOUR NAME TATTOOED ON MY ANKLE, OK?

#565
ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, ALL RIGHT?

#566
A MAN HAS TO HAVE HIS LIMITS.

#567
A MAN HAS TO HAVE HIS LIMITS.

#568
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

#569
COME ON.

#570
J.D.: AND THAT'S WHEN I REALIZED

#571
I WOULD NEVER BE STRONG ENOUGH TO BREAK NEENA'S HOLD OVER ME.

#572
I WOULD NEVER BE STRONG ENOUGH TO BREAK NEENA'S HOLD OVER ME.

#573
I NEEDED HELP.

#574
I NEEDED SOMEONE WHO WAS EVEN SCARIER THAN SHE WAS.

#575
I NEEDED A REAL WITCH.

#576
(SCREAMING)

#577
IT'S A WITCH!

#578
IT'S A WITCH!

#579
EEE HA HA HA HA HA!

#580
(CHUCKLES)

#581
(CHUCKLES)

#582
SOMEBODY MUST HAVE LEFT THIS HERE FROM HALLOWEEN.

#583
SOMEBODY MUST HAVE LEFT THIS HERE FROM HALLOWEEN.

#584
GOD, DR. COX IS GONNA GO OFF ON ME.

#585
THIS'LL BE WORSE THAN THE TIME MY BROTHER BARRY

#586
THIS'LL BE WORSE THAN THE TIME MY BROTHER BARRY

#587
CAUGHT ME READING HIS PLAYGIRL MAGAZINES.

#588
NO. DON'T YOU MEANP LAYBOY?

#589
NO. DON'T YOU MEANP LAYBOY?

#590
YES. SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT YOUR BROTHER'S -

#591
HAS HE ACTUALLY TOLD YOUR FAMILY THAT -

#592
HAS HE ACTUALLY TOLD YOUR FAMILY THAT -

#593
BUT EVERYONE'S POSITIVE THAT HE'S - NO.

#594
DO YOU THINK HE AND ANOTHER GUY HAVE EVER - YES.

#595
NO MORE QUESTIONS. MM-MMM.

#596
NO MORE QUESTIONS. MM-MMM.

#597
ELLIOT, IF YOU CAN HANDLE THAT SEXIST DIRTBAG IN THERE,

#598
ELLIOT, IF YOU CAN HANDLE THAT SEXIST DIRTBAG IN THERE,

#599
YOU CAN CERTAINLY HANDLE PERRY.

#600
WHY ARE YOU BEING NICE TO ME?

#601
WHY ARE YOU BEING NICE TO ME?

#602
OK. PERRY OCCASIONALLY TALKS TO ME AT HOME,

#603
AND HE TOLD ME THAT YOU DON'T NEED HIM AS MUCH ANYMORE,

#604
AND HE TOLD ME THAT YOU DON'T NEED HIM AS MUCH ANYMORE,

#605
AND IT ANNOYS THE HELL OUT OF HIM,

#606
WHICH, OF COURSE, GIVES ME ENDLESS ENJOYMENT.

#607
WHICH, OF COURSE, GIVES ME ENDLESS ENJOYMENT.

#608
DON'T GO BACKWARDS. OWN WHAT YOU DID WITH MR. SUMMERS.

#609
DON'T GO BACKWARDS. OWN WHAT YOU DID WITH MR. SUMMERS.

#610
YOU ARE SO MUCH STRONGER THAN ALL THE OTHER IDIOT RESIDENTS AROUND HERE.

#611
YOU ARE SO MUCH STRONGER THAN ALL THE OTHER IDIOT RESIDENTS AROUND HERE.

#612
REALLY?

#613
UH, JORDAN,

#614
I NEED YOU TO BREAK UP WITH SOMEBODY FOR ME.

#615
I NEED YOU TO BREAK UP WITH SOMEBODY FOR ME.

#616
REALLY.

#617
HEY, THERE'S NO PIE HERE.

#618
HEY, THERE'S NO PIE HERE.

#619
OH, MY GOD!

#620
OH, YOU TWO ARE GONNA KILL ME.

#621
OH, YOU TWO ARE GONNA KILL ME.

#622
NOBODY'S GONNA KILL YOU.

#623
HI. I'M DR. NOBODY.

#624
HI. I'M DR. NOBODY.

#625
OH, I SEE. THIS IS YOUR HIPPOCRATIC OATH?

#626
SCHOOLYARD THREATS?

#627
SERIOUSLY, IS THERE NO PIE?

#628
SERIOUSLY, IS THERE NO PIE?

#629
CARLA: LOOK, TURK,

#630
I KNOW YOU FEEL LIKE YOU DID RIGHT BY HIM,

#631
I KNOW YOU FEEL LIKE YOU DID RIGHT BY HIM,

#632
BUT YOU HAVE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT MR. KORMAN HERE

#633
FEELS LIKE YOU LET HIM DOWN.

#634
FEELS LIKE YOU LET HIM DOWN.

#635
HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT?

#636
I DON'T FEEL THAT WAY.

#637
I DON'T FEEL THAT WAY.

#638
I KNOW YOU DID THE BEST JOB YOU COULD.

#639
BUT THERE'S SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ME.

#640
BUT THERE'S SOMETHING THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT ME.

#641
PEOPLE HATE ME.

#642
PEOPLE HATE ME.

#643
BUT IN TENNIS,

#644
THEY'RE FORCED TO INTERACT.

#645
SO...

#646
SO...

#647
FOR 3 HOURS 2 SUNDAYS A MONTH...

#648
I HAVE FRIENDS.

#649
I HAVE FRIENDS.

#650
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

#651
SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS THAT EVEN THOUGH YOU THINK

#652
SO WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS THAT EVEN THOUGH YOU THINK

#653
MY HUSBAND DID A GREAT JOB,

#654
YOU'VE DECIDED TO CRUSH HIS SPIRIT

#655
YOU'VE DECIDED TO CRUSH HIS SPIRIT

#656
BY PUTTING A PERMANENT BLACK MARK ON HIS MEDICAL RECORD

#657
OVER A TENNIS GAME?

#658
OVER A TENNIS GAME?

#659
I FEAR I'VE SAID TOO MUCH.

#660
OK, THIS WOMAN IS HORRIFYING, SO DON'T PANIC.

#661
OK, THIS WOMAN IS HORRIFYING, SO DON'T PANIC.

#662
I'LL BE FINE.

#663
I WAS TALKING TO MYSELF.

#664
OH, THERE YOU ARE. GO GET IN THE BACKSEAT OF MY CAR

#665
OH, THERE YOU ARE. GO GET IN THE BACKSEAT OF MY CAR

#666
AND LIE DOWN ON THE FLOOR.

#667
BACK. OK.

#668
NINA. WORD?

#669
NINA. WORD?

#670
(THINKING) OH, IT'S SO ON.

#671
YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY,

#672
SAY IT.

#673
SAY IT.

#674
J.D.: THE THING ABOUT STRONG WOMEN -

#675
J.D.: THE THING ABOUT STRONG WOMEN -

#676
IF YOU CALL THEM OUT, THEY'RE GONNA GIVE YOU A PIECE OF THEIR MIND.

#677
I SHOULD'VE KNOWN, BARBIE.

#678
HELL, YOU HAVE BEEN IMPERSONATING A DOCTOR

#679
SINCE THE FIRST DAY YOU GOT HERE.

#680
SINCE THE FIRST DAY YOU GOT HERE.

#681
LOOK, I DID WHAT I HAD TO DO TO TREAT THIS GUY.

#682
AND AS FAR AS ME BEING SCARED

#683
AND AS FAR AS ME BEING SCARED

#684
ABOUT YOU TELLING HIM THAT I'M FULL OF CRAP -

#685
HEY, JERKWAD! I'M DR. REID!

#686
HEY, JERKWAD! I'M DR. REID!

#687
SUMMERS: WHAT?!

#688
OH, AND BY THE WAY,

#689
I HAD A LITTLE CHAT WITH YOUR WIFE.

#690
I HAD A LITTLE CHAT WITH YOUR WIFE.

#691
I KNOW I'M IN YOUR HEAD.

#692
IT TOOK ME 3 YEARS TO MOVE IN AND I'M NOT MOVING OUT.

#693
IT TOOK ME 3 YEARS TO MOVE IN AND I'M NOT MOVING OUT.

#694
HERE'S WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

#695
HERE'S WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN.

#696
YOU'RE GONNA DROP THIS LAWSUIT BECAUSE IT'S WRONG AND YOU KNOW IT,

#697
BUT ALSO BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T,

#698
BUT ALSO BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T,

#699
I'M GONNA POUND THE PLAID RIGHT OFF THAT SHIRT

#700
AND MAKE IT SO THE ONLY WAY YOU'LL BE ABLE TO EAT PIE

#701
AND MAKE IT SO THE ONLY WAY YOU'LL BE ABLE TO EAT PIE

#702
IS THROUGH A STRAW.

#703
YOU COME IN HERE AND WALK AROUND

#704
YOU COME IN HERE AND WALK AROUND

#705
LIKE YOU'RE THE QUEEN BEE?

#706
GUESS WHAT, MISSY. THIS IS MY HOUSE.

#707
GUESS WHAT, MISSY. THIS IS MY HOUSE.

#708
YOU AND MR. CHESTLESS HERE ARE OVER.

#709
SO MOVE ON. 'CAUSE IF YOU DON'T,

#710
SO MOVE ON. 'CAUSE IF YOU DON'T,

#711
I'M GONNA TURN YOUR LITTLE LAME LIAISON INTO A THREESOME

#712
I'M GONNA TURN YOUR LITTLE LAME LIAISON INTO A THREESOME

#713
STARRING YOURS TRULY.

#714
(SOFTLY) AND I DON'T KISS NICE.

#715
(SOFTLY) AND I DON'T KISS NICE.

#716
HYAH!

#717
HUNH!

#718
HUNH!

#719
HYAH!

#720
HYAH!

#721
J.D.: AND JUST LIKE THAT, WE ALL KNEW WHO HAD WON.

#722
OUCH.

#723
OUCH.

#724
(THUD)

#725
YEAH!

#726
OK. FINE. IT'S OVER.

#727
OK. FINE. IT'S OVER.

#728
(THINKING) I'M FREE?

#729
(THINKING) I'M FREE?

#730
HEY, YOU. GO GET IN THE BACK OF MY CAR.

#731
AWESOME.

#732
AWESOME.

#733
(CRASH)

#734
WOW.

#735
THANKS, JORDAN.

#736
THANKS, JORDAN.

#737
I'LL SEE YOU AROUND.

#738
NOT SO FAST.

#739
YOU'RE MY BITCH NOW.

#740
YOU'RE MY BITCH NOW.

#741
JORDAN'S MAKING ME STRETCH OUT HER NEW JEANS.

#742
AH, CRY ME A RIVER.

#743
YOU KNOW WHAT GANDHI'S WIFE MADE ME DO THIS AFTERNOON

#744
YOU KNOW WHAT GANDHI'S WIFE MADE ME DO THIS AFTERNOON

#745
BECAUSE I SUPPOSEDLY CRUSHED HIS SPIRIT?

#746
WHAT?

#747
EVER SINCE THE SURGERY, I'VE BEEN SERVING LEFTY.

#748
EVER SINCE THE SURGERY, I'VE BEEN SERVING LEFTY.

#749
A LITTLE UNPREDICTABLE,

#750
BUT I'M GETTING SOME GOOD HEAT.

#751
BUT I'M GETTING SOME GOOD HEAT.

#752
CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT.

#753
OHH! (POW!)

#754
HIT YOU ON THE FLY!

#755
15-LOVE!

#756
15-LOVE!

#757
(GROAN) (GROAN)

#758
TURK, I'M SORRY ABOUT NEENA.

#759
TURK, I'M SORRY ABOUT NEENA.

#760
AH, IT'S OK, MAN.

#761
SHE'S A WOMAN. I UNDERSTAND.

#762
J.D.: AND THE TRUTH WAS HE DID UNDERSTAND.

#763
J.D.: AND THE TRUTH WAS HE DID UNDERSTAND.

#764
NO MATTER HOW MUCH WE LIKE TO PRETEND OTHERWISE,

#765
NO MATTER HOW MUCH WE LIKE TO PRETEND OTHERWISE,

#766
STRONG, CONFIDENT WOMEN WILL ALWAYS HAVE THE POWER OVER US.

#767
STRONG, CONFIDENT WOMEN WILL ALWAYS HAVE THE POWER OVER US.

#768
WHETHER THEY'RE FIGHTING FOR RESPECT...

#769
OR FIGHTING FOR THEIR MAN...

#770
OR FIGHTING FOR THEIR MAN...

#771
OR EVEN JUST FIGHTING FOR THE HELL OF IT.

#772
OR EVEN JUST FIGHTING FOR THE HELL OF IT.

#773
STRONG WOMEN MAKE ALL GUYS FEEL THE SAME WAY.

#774
(ADULT VOICE) JORDAN LOOKS MAD. I SHOULD GO.

#775
(ADULT VOICE) JORDAN LOOKS MAD. I SHOULD GO.

#776
I HAVE TO PICK UP CARLA'S DRY CLEANING.

#777
I HAVE TO PICK UP CARLA'S DRY CLEANING.

#778
WELL, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?

#779
WELL, WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE?

#780
(J.D. THINKING) OH, NO.

#781
I HEARD FROM A RELIABLE SOURCE

#782
THAT YOU WANT TO LIVE IN A DUMPSTER.

#783
THAT YOU WANT TO LIVE IN A DUMPSTER.

#784
I CAN ARRANGE THAT.

#785
I KNOW A PERFECT NEIGHBOURHOOD.

#786
I KNOW A PERFECT NEIGHBOURHOOD.

#787
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#788
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