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Season 4, Episode 12 — My Best Moment

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(J.D. GRUNTING)

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ALL THE WAY FROM THE PARKING LOT.

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ALL THE WAY FROM THE PARKING LOT.

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I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT!

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WHO'S THE IDIOT NOW?

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WHO'S THE IDIOT NOW?

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OW.

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(THINKING) DESPITE MY BURNING THIGHS,

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(THINKING) DESPITE MY BURNING THIGHS,

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GIVING TURK THAT PIGGYBACK RIDE WAS WORTH IT,

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BECAUSE I'M SURE IT PUT HIM IN A GREAT MOOD.

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BECAUSE I'M SURE IT PUT HIM IN A GREAT MOOD.

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I'M IN A WORSE MOOD.

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(THINKING) WHY DID I DO IT?

#15
KELSO'S GOT THIS NEW STUPID OUTREACH PROGRAM

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KELSO'S GOT THIS NEW STUPID OUTREACH PROGRAM

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WHERE FAMILIES ARE ALLOWED TO OBSERVE SURGERIES.

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WHERE FAMILIES ARE ALLOWED TO OBSERVE SURGERIES.

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YESTERDAY, I HAD TO DO A BYPASS ON THIS GUY.

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YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THAT FAMILY...

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YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THAT FAMILY...

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STANDING THERE EMOTIONLESS, SILENTLY JUDGING ME.

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STANDING THERE EMOTIONLESS, SILENTLY JUDGING ME.

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AND TODAY I GOTTA DO A COLECTOMY ON THAT GUY.

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AND TODAY I GOTTA DO A COLECTOMY ON THAT GUY.

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WHAT DO YOU THINK HIS FAMILY'S GONNA BE LIKE?

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WHAT DO YOU THINK HIS FAMILY'S GONNA BE LIKE?

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(OMINOUS MUSIC)

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THERE'S A TUMOR IN THERE!

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THERE'S A TUMOR IN THERE!

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OH, DON'T GO BEHIND THE KIDNEY, BROTHER! AAH!

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OH, DON'T GO BEHIND THE KIDNEY, BROTHER! AAH!

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AAH! AAH!

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YOU DIDN'T GO TO THE BLACK FAMILY YELLING AT THE MOVIE SCREEN STEREOTYPE, DID YOU?

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LIKE A BEAR TO HONEY. OH, MY GOD!

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LIKE A BEAR TO HONEY. OH, MY GOD!

#37
I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DOWNSTAIRS 10 MINUTES AGO

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I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DOWNSTAIRS 10 MINUTES AGO

#39
TO TALK TO A BUNCH OF PRE-MED STUDENTS

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ABOUT WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A DOCTOR.

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ABOUT WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE A DOCTOR.

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DON'T WORRY. I GOTCHA.

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BUCKLE UP, BUDDY.

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WHOO!

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UUUUUUHHHH!

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UUUUUUHHHH!

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YEE-HAW!

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YEE-HAW!

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HELL, YEAH!

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HEY, KIDS, I'M DR. DORIAN.

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I'M SURE YOU HAVE LOTS OF QUESTIONS, SO LET'S GET STARTED.

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I'M SURE YOU HAVE LOTS OF QUESTIONS, SO LET'S GET STARTED.

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SO BASICALLY, IT'S A TOPICAL APPLICATION

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SO BASICALLY, IT'S A TOPICAL APPLICATION

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CONSISTING OF EQUAL PARTS TRIETHANOLAMINE AND PHENYL DIMETHICONE.

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CONSISTING OF EQUAL PARTS TRIETHANOLAMINE AND PHENYL DIMETHICONE.

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I SUGGEST APPLYING IT TWICE A DAY FOR EXTRA HOLD, OK?

#58
I SUGGEST APPLYING IT TWICE A DAY FOR EXTRA HOLD, OK?

#59
HERE'S A SAMPLE TUBE, REUBEN.

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EXCELLENT QUERY. OK, THEN.

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EXCELLENT QUERY. OK, THEN.

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ANYBODY ELSE?

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REUBEN AGAIN.

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REUBEN AGAIN.

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WHAT WAS YOUR BEST MOMENT IN MEDICINE?

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WHAT WAS YOUR BEST MOMENT IN MEDICINE?

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I'D SAY MY BEST MOMENT WAS PROBABLY MY SECOND YEAR,

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NEW YEAR'S EVE.

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NEW YEAR'S EVE.

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A YOUNG PREGNANT WOMAN COULD BARELY MAKE IT TO THE HOSPITAL.

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A YOUNG PREGNANT WOMAN COULD BARELY MAKE IT TO THE HOSPITAL.

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SHE HAD HER BABY RIGHT THERE ON THE RAMP.

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# WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW #

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# WHAT THE WORLD NEEDS NOW #

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# IS LOVE, SWEET LOVE... #

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# IS LOVE, SWEET LOVE... #

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YOU KNOW, THAT'S MY FIRST GRANDCHILD.

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DID YOU DELIVER HIM?

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DID YOU DELIVER HIM?

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NO, I DIDN'T. BUT I DID WATCH.

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I AM A DOCTOR.

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I AM A DOCTOR.

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AND YOU LOOK AMAZING!

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SO EVEN THOUGH DR. MICKHEAD ACTUALLY DELIVERED THE KID,

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SO EVEN THOUGH DR. MICKHEAD ACTUALLY DELIVERED THE KID,

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YOURS TRULY RANG IN THE NEW YEAR WITH GRANDMA.

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YOURS TRULY RANG IN THE NEW YEAR WITH GRANDMA.

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WE HAD SEX.

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WE HAD SEX.

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THAT'S HOW I DO IT.

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THAT'S HOW I DO IT.

#92
THAT WAS YOUR BEST MOMENT?

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I TOTALLY GET IT.

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I TOTALLY GET IT.

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OLDER LADIES KNOW HOW TO WORK IT.

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OK. SEE, NOW YOU'RE IN A BIT OF A PICKLE,

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OK. SEE, NOW YOU'RE IN A BIT OF A PICKLE,

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BECAUSE THE OLDER LADY YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT BETTER NOT BE ME

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AND IT SURE AS HELL BETTER NOT BE SOMEBODY ELSE.

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AND IT SURE AS HELL BETTER NOT BE SOMEBODY ELSE.

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SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY?

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SO WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY?

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YOUR FAVORITE JEANS ARE TOO TIGHT AND THEY LOOK RIDICULOUS.

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YOUR FAVORITE JEANS ARE TOO TIGHT AND THEY LOOK RIDICULOUS.

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WHAT?!

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I'M IN TROUBLE ANYWAY, AND IT NEEDED TO BE SAID.

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WELL, UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU, THAT'S JUST NOT TRUE. RIGHT?

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WELL, UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU, THAT'S JUST NOT TRUE. RIGHT?

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HA.

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HA.

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WOW.

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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT MY BEST MOMENT IN MEDICINE WAS.

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I'LL TELL YOU WHAT MY BEST MOMENT IN MEDICINE WAS.

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(FLATLINE TONE)

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DAMN IT! WE LOST HIM.

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DAMN IT! WE LOST HIM.

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CALL IT.

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I'M NOT GIVING UP ON THIS GUY.

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I'M NOT GIVING UP ON THIS GUY.

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PROP HIS HAND UP. WOMAN: WHAT?

#121
I SAID PROP HIS HAND UP!

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I SAID PROP HIS HAND UP!

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(MACHINE BEEPING)

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(MACHINE BEEPING)

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THAT'S RIGHT.

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THE MIRACLE FIVE.

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YOU TAKE THIS ONE, PERRY.

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GREAT MOMENT THERE, DUMB ASS.

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IT STARTS OUT WITH A PROFOUND MISUNDERSTANDING

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IT STARTS OUT WITH A PROFOUND MISUNDERSTANDING

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OF HOW THE HUMAN BODY WORKS

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AND WINDS UP WITH YOU SHATTERING SOME OLD MAN'S HAND.

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AND WINDS UP WITH YOU SHATTERING SOME OLD MAN'S HAND.

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OH, YEAH.

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YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE REALLY NEAT?

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IF YOU GUYS ALL TOOK A SECOND

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AND THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT YOUR BEST MOMENT IN MEDICINE WAS.

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AND THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT YOUR BEST MOMENT IN MEDICINE WAS.

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IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NEAT.

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IT WOULD HAVE BEEN NEAT.

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# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN, NO, I KNOW #

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# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN, NO, I KNOW #

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

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(J.D., THINKING) THERE'S NOTHING SADDER

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(J.D., THINKING) THERE'S NOTHING SADDER

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THAN A YOUNG GUY CHECKING INTO THE HOSPITAL

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DURING THE HOLIDAYS.

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I THINK I'LL TELL ELLIOT THAT.

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I THINK I'LL TELL ELLIOT THAT.

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THERE'S NOTHING SADDER THAN A YOUNG GUY

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CHECKING INTO THE HOSPITAL ON THE HOLIDAYS.

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CHECKING INTO THE HOSPITAL ON THE HOLIDAYS.

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HI.

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THAT'S MY DAD.

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EXCEPT THAT.

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EXCEPT THAT.

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AND THAT.

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AND THAT.

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I'VE JUST BEEN SO TIRED LATELY.

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YESTERDAY, WHEN THE LITTLE MAN AND I WERE WRESTLING,

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YESTERDAY, WHEN THE LITTLE MAN AND I WERE WRESTLING,

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HE DROPPED ME IN 10 SECONDS.

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I GOT HIM WITH A POWER KICK.

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I GOT HIM WITH A POWER KICK.

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HEY! YOU BROUGHT TYLER A NEW ICE CREAM CONE.

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HEY! YOU BROUGHT TYLER A NEW ICE CREAM CONE.

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SURE.

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THANKS.

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THANKS.

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IT'S A WAFFLE CONE.

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SO, MR. MILLIGAN,

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SO, MR. MILLIGAN,

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IT TURNS OUT YOU HAVE A PRETTY SERIOUS CASE OF MONO.

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DON'T YOU GET THAT FROM KISSING?

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DON'T YOU GET THAT FROM KISSING?

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('80S SONG PLAYS)

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('80S SONG PLAYS)

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AH-CHOO!

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THERE ARE OTHER WAYS YOU CAN GET IT.

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THERE ARE OTHER WAYS YOU CAN GET IT.

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AHEM. DR. COX.

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HOLD THAT THOUGHT, NEWBIE.

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1, 2, 3, 4.

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1, 2, 3, 4.

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MY NEW THING IS TO COUNT JUST EXACTLY

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MY NEW THING IS TO COUNT JUST EXACTLY

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HOW MANY PEOPLE IN ANY GIVEN ROOM CAN KICK YOUR ASS,

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AND IN HERE, THE NUMBER IS 4.

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AND IN HERE, THE NUMBER IS 4.

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5, IF YOU COUNT MRS. CROSS.

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5, IF YOU COUNT MRS. CROSS.

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THE OTHER DAY SHE WENT OFF HER MEDS.

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SLA-LAMED HIM WITH A CAFETERIA TRAY.

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SLA-LAMED HIM WITH A CAFETERIA TRAY.

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SHE CAME OUTTA NOWHERE!

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AM I GONNA GET OUT OF HERE IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS?

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AM I GONNA GET OUT OF HERE IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS?

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TYLER'S MOM ISN'T AROUND ANYMORE,

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AND I'D REALLY HATE TO SHIP HIM OFF TO HIS GRANDPARENTS'.

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AND I'D REALLY HATE TO SHIP HIM OFF TO HIS GRANDPARENTS'.

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YOU'LL BEAT SANTA HOME. I PROMISE.

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PHYLLIS, OUTSIDE.

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PHYLLIS, OUTSIDE.

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WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT IN THERE?

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WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT IN THERE?

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AAH!

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THAT'S ONE MORE POINT FOR MRS. CROSS.

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THAT'S ONE MORE POINT FOR MRS. CROSS.

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BUT LET'S SEE HOW SHE ENJOYS HER BELOVED HARD CANDY WITHOUT...

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BUT LET'S SEE HOW SHE ENJOYS HER BELOVED HARD CANDY WITHOUT...

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HER CHOPPERS.

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NEWBIE, YOU NEVER PROMISE A PATIENT THAT THEY'RE GONNA BE FINE.

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NEWBIE, YOU NEVER PROMISE A PATIENT THAT THEY'RE GONNA BE FINE.

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MR. MILLIGAN? HIS BLOOD PRESSURE'S A LITTLE LOW.

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MR. MILLIGAN? HIS BLOOD PRESSURE'S A LITTLE LOW.

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HE JUST HAS MONO.

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OH, FOR GOD'S SAKES, NEWBIE, TAKE A LOOK AROUND, WOULD YOU?

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OH, FOR GOD'S SAKES, NEWBIE, TAKE A LOOK AROUND, WOULD YOU?

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR MR. MILLIGAN

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN YOUR MR. MILLIGAN

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AND EVERY OTHER PATIENT IN THIS ICU?

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AND IF THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION

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AND IF THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION

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IS THAT HE'S THE ONLY ONE YOUNG ENOUGH

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TO HAVE NEVER MADE A PHONE CALL LIKE THIS:

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BRRIIING! (NEW YORK ACCENT) HELLO? OPERATOR, GIMME STUYVESANT 45-45-45,

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BRRIIING! (NEW YORK ACCENT) HELLO? OPERATOR, GIMME STUYVESANT 45-45-45,

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THEN YOU WOULD BE RIGHT.

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BUT SINCE I'M NOT IN THE MOOD

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TO MAKE SOME BIG, DRAMATIC, SWEEPING STATEMENT,

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TO MAKE SOME BIG, DRAMATIC, SWEEPING STATEMENT,

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I'LL JUST TELL YOU THIS:

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GOD HATES DOCTORS. HE TRULY DOES.

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GOD HATES DOCTORS. HE TRULY DOES.

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YOU SEE ALL THESE OLD PEOPLE IN HERE?

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WELL, ANY OF THEM WOULD GIVE JUST ABOUT ANYTHING

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WELL, ANY OF THEM WOULD GIVE JUST ABOUT ANYTHING

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TO BE ABLE TO SASHAY OFF THIS PLANET.

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BUT MOST OF THEM ARE GONNA STAY AND LIVE FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER.

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BUT MOST OF THEM ARE GONNA STAY AND LIVE FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER.

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AND YOUR MR. MILLIGAN... WELL, IT TURNS OUT HE'S JUST YOUNG ENOUGH TO DIE.

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AND YOUR MR. MILLIGAN... WELL, IT TURNS OUT HE'S JUST YOUNG ENOUGH TO DIE.

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I MEAN, THINK ABOUT IT.

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IT'S THE HOLIDAYS. THERE'S A SWEET LITTLE KID INVOLVED.

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IT'S THE HOLIDAYS. THERE'S A SWEET LITTLE KID INVOLVED.

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CAN'T YOU JUST FEEL IT?

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CAN'T YOU JUST FEEL IT?

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(THINKING) I DID FEEL IT.

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AND I KNEW WHAT CARLA WAS GONNA SAY BEFORE SHE SAID IT.

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AND I KNEW WHAT CARLA WAS GONNA SAY BEFORE SHE SAID IT.

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MR. MILLIGAN IS UNCONSCIOUS.

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NEWBIE, LET'S GO.

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NEWBIE, LET'S GO.

#255
J.D.'S VOICE: THINK OF YOUR BEST MOMENT IN MEDICINE.

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J.D.'S VOICE: THINK OF YOUR BEST MOMENT IN MEDICINE.

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THANKS FOR TAKING CARE OF ME, MA'AM.

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IF THERE IS EVER ANY WAY THAT I CAN HOOK YOU UP,

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IF THERE IS EVER ANY WAY THAT I CAN HOOK YOU UP,

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YOU JUST CALL ME AT WORK.

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DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. SO, WHAT DO YOU DO?

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DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. SO, WHAT DO YOU DO?

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I RAISE AND BREED PONIES.

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(GASPS)

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(GASPS)

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PONIES!

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COME ON, THUNDER! TCH, TCH.

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COME ON, THUNDER! TCH, TCH.

#269
CAN'T BE LATE FOR ROUNDS AGAIN. LET'S GO. GIDDYAP.

#270
CAN'T BE LATE FOR ROUNDS AGAIN. LET'S GO. GIDDYAP.

#271
HEY, ELLIOT, WOULD YOU KEEP AN EYE ON TYLER HERE

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WHILE WE TAKE CARE OF HIS DAD?

#273
WHILE WE TAKE CARE OF HIS DAD?

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HI!

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YEAH. I'M NOT THAT GREAT WITH KIDS.

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YEAH. I'M NOT THAT GREAT WITH KIDS.

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THEY'VE GOT SUCH TINY HANDS...IT'S CREEPY.

#278
I'M LEAVING NOW.

#279
I'M LEAVING NOW.

#280
MY DAD'S IN THE ICU.

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MY DAD'S IN THE ICU.

#282
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

#283
WELL, TYLER, THAT STANDS FOR INTENSIVE CARE UNIT.

#284
WELL, TYLER, THAT STANDS FOR INTENSIVE CARE UNIT.

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IT'S WHERE WE PUT OUR PATIENTS WHO NEED EXTRA CARE,

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LIKE SOMEBODY WHO MIGHT NEED HELP BREATHING

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LIKE SOMEBODY WHO MIGHT NEED HELP BREATHING

#288
BECAUSE THEIR LUNG COLLAPSED, OR MAYBE THEY HAD A BRAIN ANEURISM--

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WHICH IS BASICALLY WHEN A VESSEL RUPTURES,

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WHICH IS BASICALLY WHEN A VESSEL RUPTURES,

#291
AND THEN BLOOD POURS INTO THE--

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AND THEN BLOOD POURS INTO THE--

#293
YOU KNOW WHAT? FORGET IT.

#294
YOU WANNA GO SEE SOMEONE WHO'S WORSE OFF THAN YOUR DAD?

#295
YOU WANNA GO SEE SOMEONE WHO'S WORSE OFF THAN YOUR DAD?

#296
WE CALL HIM "THE HEAD IN THE BED."

#297
OK.

#298
OK.

#299
HIS CULTURES ARE BACK. HE'S NOT SEPTIC.

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HIS CULTURES ARE BACK. HE'S NOT SEPTIC.

#301
LET'S START HIM ON DOPAMINE. ALREADY DONE.

#302
LET'S SCAN HIS HEAD. I ALREADY ORDERED IT.

#303
LET'S SCAN HIS HEAD. I ALREADY ORDERED IT.

#304
I'D DEFINITELY GIVE MRS. CROSS HER TEETH BACK.

#305
THAT I WILL NOT DO!

#306
(SHUDDERS)

#307
(SHUDDERS)

#308
J.D., TURNS OUT MR. MILLIGAN DOESN'T HAVE INSURANCE.

#309
J.D., TURNS OUT MR. MILLIGAN DOESN'T HAVE INSURANCE.

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DR. KELSO SAID ONCE HE'S STABLE,

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WE HAVE TO BOUNCE HIM TO COUNTY.

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WE HAVE TO BOUNCE HIM TO COUNTY.

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TURK! HEY, IF YOU GO TALK TO KELSO FOR ME,

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I'LL GIVE YOU THIS SPECIAL CHRISTMAS GUM.

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(THINKING) OK, THIS IS ACTUALLY MRS. CROSS'S MEDICATED DENTURE GUM,

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(THINKING) OK, THIS IS ACTUALLY MRS. CROSS'S MEDICATED DENTURE GUM,

#317
SO YOU HAVE TO SELL IT WITH YOUR EYES.

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SELL IT...

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SELL IT...

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OK.

#321
OK.

#322
J.D.'S VOICE: THINK OF YOUR BEST MOMENT IN MEDICINE.

#323
SO I SAID, "I CAN'T DO IT ON MY OWN."

#324
SO I SAID, "I CAN'T DO IT ON MY OWN."

#325
EXCUSE ME, SIR.

#326
A MAN JUST FAINTED OVER THERE. ARE YOU A DOCTOR?

#327
A MAN JUST FAINTED OVER THERE. ARE YOU A DOCTOR?

#328
NOT THIS WEEKEND, SON. ANOTHER BAHAMA MAMA, PLEASE.

#329
EASY ON THE BAHAMA. HEAVY ON THE MAMA.

#330
EASY ON THE BAHAMA. HEAVY ON THE MAMA.

#331
HOW YOU DOING?

#332
HA HA HA HA HA!

#333
(CHUCKLING)

#334
DR. KELSO, I KNOW YOU TOLD CARLA TO BOUNCE MR. MILLIGAN TO COUNTY,

#335
DR. KELSO, I KNOW YOU TOLD CARLA TO BOUNCE MR. MILLIGAN TO COUNTY,

#336
BUT IT'S CHRISTMAS, SO...WHAT DO YOU SAY?

#337
BUT IT'S CHRISTMAS, SO...WHAT DO YOU SAY?

#338
I'D SAY GET ME A 3-T FORM.

#339
3-T FO--

#340
3-T FO--

#341
WHAT'S THAT?

#342
THAT'S TOUGH TITTIES, TURKELTON.

#343
THAT'S TOUGH TITTIES, TURKELTON.

#344
UHH...UH...UH...

#345
UHH...UH...UH...

#346
SO, UH, WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

#347
SO, UH, WHAT DO YOU WANNA BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?

#348
A BASEBALL PLAYER.

#349
YEAH, WELL, I WANTED TO BE A BALLERINA WHEN I WAS LITTLE,

#350
YEAH, WELL, I WANTED TO BE A BALLERINA WHEN I WAS LITTLE,

#351
BUT ACCORDING TO MY MOM, 6-YEAR-OLDS WITH MILD SCOLIOSIS AND GIANT MAN FEET

#352
BUT ACCORDING TO MY MOM, 6-YEAR-OLDS WITH MILD SCOLIOSIS AND GIANT MAN FEET

#353
AREN'T DANCER MATERIAL.

#354
AREN'T DANCER MATERIAL.

#355
BUT THE JOKE'S ON HER, BECAUSE I AM CURRENTLY WAITING TO HEAR

#356
IF THE ST. MARY'S COMMUNITY THEATER

#357
IF THE ST. MARY'S COMMUNITY THEATER

#358
WILL LET ME WORK LIGHTS FOR THEIR PRODUCTION OF THE NUTCRACKER.

#359
CAN I HAVE SOME CHOCOLATE MILK?

#360
HERE'S A BUCK.

#361
THERE'S A VENDING MACHINE RIGHT OUTSIDE THAT DOOR.

#362
THERE'S A VENDING MACHINE RIGHT OUTSIDE THAT DOOR.

#363
DR. REID, WOULD YOU SIGN THIS FOR ME, PLEASE?

#364
DR. REID, WOULD YOU SIGN THIS FOR ME, PLEASE?

#365
SURE! SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND, LAVERNE?

#366
SURE! SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND, LAVERNE?

#367
MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS. HOW 'BOUT YOU?

#368
HOPEFULLY LIGHTING THE CRAP OUTTA ST. MARY'S AUDITORIUM.

#369
YIPPEE.

#370
YIPPEE.

#371
J.D.'S VOICE: THINK OF YOUR BEST MOMENT IN MEDICINE.

#372
J.D.'S VOICE: THINK OF YOUR BEST MOMENT IN MEDICINE.

#373
CLUB SODA WILL TAKE THAT RIGHT OUT.

#374
CLUB SODA WILL TAKE THAT RIGHT OUT.

#375
THANKS, CARLA.

#376
YOU'RE WELCOME, DOCTOR.

#377
YOU'RE WELCOME, DOCTOR.

#378
(WHISTLE)

#379
(WHISTLE)

#380
WHAT'S GOING ON UP THERE?

#381
I'M SORRY. I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT

#382
I'M SORRY. I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT

#383
THE LAST TIME A DOCTOR ACTUALLY LISTENED TO ME. SOMETIMES I--

#384
DID YOU GET THE RESULTS OF THE SCAN? THEY'RE NEGATIVE.

#385
DID YOU GET THE RESULTS OF THE SCAN? THEY'RE NEGATIVE.

#386
I FEEL LIKE WE'RE MISSING SOMETHING IN HIS PATIENT HISTORY.

#387
WHEN HE CAME IN, MR. MILLIGAN SAID

#388
WHEN HE CAME IN, MR. MILLIGAN SAID

#389
THAT HE AND HIS SON HAD BEEN WRESTLING AND GOOFING AROUND.

#390
OH, MY GOD! HE JUST MIGHT HAVE GOOF-AROUND-ITIS.

#391
OH, MY GOD! HE JUST MIGHT HAVE GOOF-AROUND-ITIS.

#392
WE SHOULD ALSO CHECK HIM FOR THE SILLY-WILLIES.

#393
WE SHOULD ALSO CHECK HIM FOR THE SILLY-WILLIES.

#394
(WHISTLES)

#395
(WHISTLES)

#396
IT'S OK. THEY'RE JUST STRESSED OUT.

#397
ANY TIME A DOCTOR DISRESPECTS ME,

#398
ANY TIME A DOCTOR DISRESPECTS ME,

#399
I RESPOND WITH A LITTLE NOTE.

#400
WORTH IT.

#401
WORTH IT.

#402
ARE YOU SWANING THIS GUY?

#403
I REALLY DON'T NEED YOU CHECKING UP ON ME EVERY 5 SECONDS.

#404
I REALLY DON'T NEED YOU CHECKING UP ON ME EVERY 5 SECONDS.

#405
I'M A DOCTOR AND I HAVE AS MUCH MEDICAL EXPERTISE AS ANYONE IN THIS PLACE.

#406
I'M A DOCTOR AND I HAVE AS MUCH MEDICAL EXPERTISE AS ANYONE IN THIS PLACE.

#407
NOW, WHAT EXACTLY IS SWANING?

#408
NOW, WHAT EXACTLY IS SWANING?

#409
WHAT? I'M KIDDING!

#410
ENOUGH WITH THE BACKSEAT DOCTORING. I GOT THIS.

#411
(THINKING) WHY DOES IT SEEM LIKE EVERY TIME I TAKE A STAND,

#412
(THINKING) WHY DOES IT SEEM LIKE EVERY TIME I TAKE A STAND,

#413
EVERYTHING TURNS TO CRAP?

#414
I GAVE THAT KID SOME MONEY AND SENT HIM OUTSIDE THE HOSPITAL,

#415
I GAVE THAT KID SOME MONEY AND SENT HIM OUTSIDE THE HOSPITAL,

#416
AND NOW I CAN'T FIND HIM.

#417
I'M SORRY, WHAT?

#418
KELSO SAID NO INSURANCE,

#419
YOU GOTTA STABILIZE THE GUY AND THEN BOUNCE HIM.

#420
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.

#421
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME.

#422
IN ABOUT 10 MORE MINUTES, NONE OF THIS IS GONNA MATTER,

#423
BECAUSE THIS GUY'S CIRCLING THE DRAIN.

#424
BECAUSE THIS GUY'S CIRCLING THE DRAIN.

#425
WHY ARE YOU SICK?

#426
WHY ARE YOU SICK?

#427
(THINKING) I CAN'T FIGURE THIS OUT.

#428
MAYBE IF WE TRIED STRESS-DOSE STEROIDS...

#429
I THINK I'LL TELL DR. COX THAT.

#430
I CAN'T FIGURE THIS OUT. MAYBE IF WE TRIED STRESS-DOSE STEROIDS...

#431
I CAN'T FIGURE THIS OUT. MAYBE IF WE TRIED STRESS-DOSE STEROIDS...

#432
OR MAYBE WE CAN JUST FILL A SYRINGE WITH FALSE PROMISES

#433
OR MAYBE WE CAN JUST FILL A SYRINGE WITH FALSE PROMISES

#434
AND INJECT HIM WITH THAT. HMM. SAYS HERE YOU ALREADY GOT THAT ONE COVERED.

#435
TRY AND DISCOURAGE ME ALL YOU WANT,

#436
TRY AND DISCOURAGE ME ALL YOU WANT,

#437
BECAUSE KITES FLY HIGHEST AGAINST THE WIND.

#438
WHAT?!

#439
I'M A KITE!

#440
I'M A KITE!

#441
I'M A BIG, BEAUTIFUL KITE. FLY!

#442
I WONDER IF MR. MILLIGAN COULD HAVE RECEIVED ANY BLUNT TRAUMA

#443
I WONDER IF MR. MILLIGAN COULD HAVE RECEIVED ANY BLUNT TRAUMA

#444
WITHOUT REALIZING IT.

#445
WITHOUT REALIZING IT.

#446
WRESTLING. REMEMBER? HE SAID HIS KID DROPPED HIM WITH A POWER KICK.

#447
KIDS CAN KICK PRETTY HARD. MAYBE HE RUPTURED HIS SPLEEN.

#448
KIDS CAN KICK PRETTY HARD. MAYBE HE RUPTURED HIS SPLEEN.

#449
GET A STAT ABDOMINAL CT.

#450
GET A STAT ABDOMINAL CT.

#451
GREAT CATCH THERE, CARLA.

#452
THANK YOU.

#453
J.D.'S VOICE: THINK OF YOUR BEST MOMENT IN MEDICINE.

#454
YOU CAN DO THIS, DR. TURK.

#455
OK!

#456
OK!

#457
TIME!

#458
TIME!

#459
WELL, IT'S OFFICIAL.

#460
DR. TURK IS NOW THE FASTEST APPENDECTOMY IN THE HOSPITAL.

#461
DR. TURK IS NOW THE FASTEST APPENDECTOMY IN THE HOSPITAL.

#462
IN YOUR FACE, DR. BEARDFACE!

#463
IT'S BEARDFACE!

#464
IT'S BEARDFACE!

#465
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

#466
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

#467
I GOT GUMMED.

#468
I GOT GUMMED.

#469
COME ON. IT TURNS OUT MR. MILLIGAN HAS A RUPTURED SPLEEN.

#470
WE'RE PREPPING HIM FOR SURGERY IN ROOM "C."

#471
WE'RE PREPPING HIM FOR SURGERY IN ROOM "C."

#472
THAT'S THE ROOM WHERE THE FAMILY GETS TO OBSERVE.

#473
SO?

#474
SO?

#475
DUDE, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

#476
WHEN I OPERATE, I DON'T SEE A PERSON,

#477
I SEE A MACHINE WITH PARTS THAT NEED TO BE REPLACED

#478
I SEE A MACHINE WITH PARTS THAT NEED TO BE REPLACED

#479
AND CIRCUITS THAT NEED TO BE REWIRED.

#480
YOU THINK YOU'RE A ROBOT MECHANIC?

#481
YOU THINK YOU'RE A ROBOT MECHANIC?

#482
AS A SURGEON, THE MORE DETACHED I AM, THE MORE FOCUSED I AM.

#483
AND IT'S PRETTY IMPOSSIBLE TO FEEL FOCUSED OR DETACHED

#484
AND IT'S PRETTY IMPOSSIBLE TO FEEL FOCUSED OR DETACHED

#485
WHEN THIS GUY'S FAMILY'S WATCHING EVERY MOVE I MAKE!

#486
WHEN THIS GUY'S FAMILY'S WATCHING EVERY MOVE I MAKE!

#487
WELL, I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. MR. MILLIGAN ONLY HAS A SON,

#488
WELL, I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT THAT. MR. MILLIGAN ONLY HAS A SON,

#489
AND ELLIOT LOST HIM.

#490
AWESOME! HA HA HA!

#491
AWESOME! HA HA HA!

#492
FOR ME.

#493
OH.

#494
IS THAT FUN?

#495
NO, SON. IT'S WORK.

#496
NO, SON. IT'S WORK.

#497
BUT THIS BODY DIDN'T HAPPEN BY ACCIDENT.

#498
BUT THIS BODY DIDN'T HAPPEN BY ACCIDENT.

#499
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK IS FUN? BASEBALL.

#500
WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK IS FUN? BASEBALL.

#501
MY SON IS A BIG BASEBALL FAN.

#502
NOT SO MUCH PLAYING IT BUT MORE THE...

#503
NOT SO MUCH PLAYING IT BUT MORE THE...

#504
DESIGNING AND SEWING OF UNIFORMS.

#505
DESIGNING AND SEWING OF UNIFORMS.

#506
THAT'S NEAT.

#507
NO, IT'S NOT.

#508
NO, IT'S NOT.

#509
MAYBE WE CAN PLAY CATCH SOMETIME.

#510
I HOPE SO, YOUNG MAN.

#511
ELLIOT: OH!

#512
ELLIOT: OH!

#513
THANK GOD, TYLER! THERE YOU ARE.

#514
SORRY, DR. KELSO. THIS IS MR. MILLIGAN'S SON.

#515
SORRY, DR. KELSO. THIS IS MR. MILLIGAN'S SON.

#516
COME ON, TYLER.

#517
THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA GET SOME MILK AND THEN COME RIGHT BACK.

#518
THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA GET SOME MILK AND THEN COME RIGHT BACK.

#519
MABEL, THIS IS BOB KELSO.

#520
MABEL, THIS IS BOB KELSO.

#521
WHAT SAY WE JUGGLE SOME THINGS

#522
AND SEE IF WE CAN'T FREE RIDE MR. MILLIGAN FINANCIALLY FOR A WHILE, OK?

#523
AND SEE IF WE CAN'T FREE RIDE MR. MILLIGAN FINANCIALLY FOR A WHILE, OK?

#524
AND SEE IF WE CAN'T FREE RIDE MR. MILLIGAN FINANCIALLY FOR A WHILE, OK?

#525
IS THIS REALLY BOB KELSO?

#526
YES, THIS IS REALLY BOB KELSO!

#527
YES, THIS IS REALLY BOB KELSO!

#528
DON'T RUN OFF ON ME AGAIN, TYLER.

#529
DON'T RUN OFF ON ME AGAIN, TYLER.

#530
SORRY. I GOT SCARED.

#531
WHEN I GET SCARED, I HIDE.

#532
WHEN I GET SCARED, I HIDE.

#533
I KNOW IT'S STUPID.

#534
IT'S NOT STUPID.

#535
IT'S NOT STUPID.

#536
WANNA KNOW WHERE I USED TO HIDE WHEN I USED TO GET SCARED?

#537
THIS CLOSET RIGHT HERE. AND THE ONE ON THE SECOND FLOOR.

#538
THIS CLOSET RIGHT HERE. AND THE ONE ON THE SECOND FLOOR.

#539
THERE WAS ALSO THIS BROKEN MRI MACHINE DOWN IN THE BASEMENT.

#540
THERE WAS ALSO THIS BROKEN MRI MACHINE DOWN IN THE BASEMENT.

#541
IT WAS LIKE MY OWN PRIVATE COCOON.

#542
YOU REALLY GOT SCARED?

#543
YOU REALLY GOT SCARED?

#544
YEAH! EVERYBODY DOES HERE AT FIRST.

#545
CHECK THIS OUT.

#546
CHECK THIS OUT.

#547
(WHIMPERING)

#548
COOL.

#549
COOL.

#550
HANG IN THERE, STEVE.

#551
IN MED SCHOOL, THEY NEVER TEACH YOU HOW TO DEAL WITH DEATH--

#552
IN MED SCHOOL, THEY NEVER TEACH YOU HOW TO DEAL WITH DEATH--

#553
STEVE WILL BE STRONGER IF HE GETS THROUGH THIS ON HIS OWN.

#554
STEVE WILL BE STRONGER IF HE GETS THROUGH THIS ON HIS OWN.

#555
-SO...HOW DID YOU -STOP BEING SCARED?

#556
I JUST REALIZED THAT PEOPLE HERE NEEDED ME TO BE BRAVE,

#557
JUST LIKE YOUR DAD NEEDS YOU TO BE BRAVE FOR HIS OPERATION.

#558
JUST LIKE YOUR DAD NEEDS YOU TO BE BRAVE FOR HIS OPERATION.

#559
CAN I HOLD HIS HAND?

#560
CAN I HOLD HIS HAND?

#561
THEY'RE NOT ACTUALLY VERY BIG ON THAT.

#562
CAN I AT LEAST WATCH?

#563
CAN I AT LEAST WATCH?

#564
ARE YOU SURE?

#565
(STEVE SOBBING)

#566
(STEVE SOBBING)

#567
GET IT TOGETHER, STEVE!

#568
(SOBBING) I'M TRYING!

#569
(SOBBING) I'M TRYING!

#570
ALL RIGHT. LET'S DO THIS!

#571
(KNOCK ON GLASS)

#572
(KNOCK ON GLASS)

#573
COME ON!

#574
J.D.'S VOICE: THINK OF YOUR BEST MOMENT IN MEDICINE...

#575
J.D.'S VOICE: THINK OF YOUR BEST MOMENT IN MEDICINE...

#576
(COUGHING)

#577
(COUGHING)

#578
COME HERE. HERE YOU GO.

#579
HERE YOU GO.

#580
HERE YOU GO.

#581
WHOO!

#582
WHOO!

#583
LET'S SEE ANYBODY ELSE MAKE THAT SHOT!

#584
HUH? WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!

#585
HUH? WHO'S YOUR DADDY?!

#586
WHO'S YOUR DADDY? WHO'S YOUR DADDY?

#587
WHO'S YOUR DADDY? WHO'S YOUR DADDY?

#588
CARLA, HAVE YOU, UH, SEEN NEWBIE?

#589
CARLA, HAVE YOU, UH, SEEN NEWBIE?

#590
OH, HE GOT OFF YOUR LEASH?

#591
HA HA! GIVE ME A BREAK. THE KID'S LIKE A...

#592
HA HA! GIVE ME A BREAK. THE KID'S LIKE A...

#593
HE'S LIKE A...

#594
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A DRUNK BABY?

#595
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A DRUNK BABY?

#596
AH, IT'S A LONG STORY

#597
INVOLVING MY SON, RUM CAKE, AND A LOW COUNTER.

#598
INVOLVING MY SON, RUM CAKE, AND A LOW COUNTER.

#599
SUFFICE TO SAY THAT IT TURNS OUT, AT FIRST,

#600
SUFFICE TO SAY THAT IT TURNS OUT, AT FIRST,

#601
IT'S ENDEARING TO WATCH THEM BOUNCE OFF OF THE WALLS,

#602
BUT MAN, YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THEM FOR ONE SECOND,

#603
BUT MAN, YOU TAKE YOUR EYES OFF THEM FOR ONE SECOND,

#604
AND--BAM!

#605
AND--BAM!

#606
THEY GOT A BUCKET ON THEIR HEAD

#607
AND THEY'RE PLOUGHING RIGHT THROUGH YOUR BRAND NEW FLAT SCREEN TV.

#608
AND THEY'RE PLOUGHING RIGHT THROUGH YOUR BRAND NEW FLAT SCREEN TV.

#609
GOD SAVE ME, IT WAS BARELY OUT OF THE BOX.

#610
THE POINT IS THAT NEWBIE IS MY DRUNK BABY.

#611
THE POINT IS THAT NEWBIE IS MY DRUNK BABY.

#612
HE FIGURED OUT THAT SPLEEN THING.

#613
HE FIGURED OUT THAT SPLEEN THING.

#614
MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET OFF HIS CASE.

#615
I WOULD LOVE TO

#616
I WOULD LOVE TO

#617
IN FACT, NOTHING WOULD MAKE ME HAPPIER

#618
THAN TO WATCH HIM WALK INTO A PATIENT'S ROOM

#619
THAN TO WATCH HIM WALK INTO A PATIENT'S ROOM

#620
AND NOT FEEL THAT I HAVE TO RUN IN AFTER HIM AND CHECK UP ON EVERYTHING.

#621
YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT I THINK?

#622
NO.

#623
I THINK YOU KNOW HOW GOOD A DOCTOR J.D. IS,

#624
I THINK YOU KNOW HOW GOOD A DOCTOR J.D. IS,

#625
AND WHETHER YOU ADMIT IT OR NOT,

#626
AND WHETHER YOU ADMIT IT OR NOT,

#627
YOU HAVE A GREAT PERSONAL STAKE IN HIS FUTURE.

#628
SO DON'T PRETEND THAT ALL THIS ATTENTION YOU THROW AT HIM

#629
SO DON'T PRETEND THAT ALL THIS ATTENTION YOU THROW AT HIM

#630
IS JUST FOR HIM, BECAUSE IT'S ALSO FOR YOU.

#631
AS YOUR FRIEND I'M TELLING YOU

#632
AS YOUR FRIEND I'M TELLING YOU

#633
THAT IF YOU WANT HIM TO KEEP GROWING,

#634
YOU OUGHT TO BACK OFF OF HIM ONCE IN A WHILE.

#635
CARLA-- AND DON'T SAY ANYTHING,

#636
CARLA-- AND DON'T SAY ANYTHING,

#637
BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT, AND MY JEANS DO LOOK GOOD.

#638
BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT, AND MY JEANS DO LOOK GOOD.

#639
GOD, I HATE CHRISTMAS.

#640
I REALLY DO.

#641
I REALLY DO.

#642
UH, HEY, ELLIOT...

#643
UH, HEY, ELLIOT...

#644
CAN I TALK TO YOU IN PRIVATE?

#645
PARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS?

#646
PARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS?

#647
YOU KNOW, I DID LEARN A LITTLE WHEN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS WENT TO FRANCE,

#648
YOU KNOW, I DID LEARN A LITTLE WHEN MY HIGH SCHOOL CLASS WENT TO FRANCE,

#649
BUT THAT WAS JUST STUFF TO PICK UP CHICKS.

#650
OH. TURK...

#651
OH. TURK...

#652
WHAT?

#653
WHAT?

#654
CAN I PLEASE STAY?

#655
CAN I PLEASE STAY?

#656
YEAH, KID, YOU CAN STAY.

#657
YEAH, KID, YOU CAN STAY.

#658
DR. TURK?

#659
THANKS.

#660
THANKS.

#661
(THINKING) NONE OF US WANTED TO SAY WHAT WE WERE THINKING,

#662
(THINKING) NONE OF US WANTED TO SAY WHAT WE WERE THINKING,

#663
HOW VULNERABLE WE FELT.

#664
SO WE ALL JUST STOOD AROUND, PRETENDED TO WORK,

#665
SO WE ALL JUST STOOD AROUND, PRETENDED TO WORK,

#666
AND WAITED FOR SOMEONE TO COME THROUGH THAT DOOR

#667
AND WAITED FOR SOMEONE TO COME THROUGH THAT DOOR

#668
AND TELL US HOW THIS WAS GONNA END.

#669
WHO'S THE MAN?

#670
ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS, WE STILL GOT A LOTTA WORK TO DO.

#671
TURK, CHECK THE POST-OP FILMS IN RADIOLOGY.

#672
TURK, CHECK THE POST-OP FILMS IN RADIOLOGY.

#673
-CARLA, WE'LL TRANSFUSE -BACK TO A HEMOGLOBIN 10,

#674
AND ELLIOT, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE TYLER AND GET US ALL ICE CREAM IMMEDIATELY?

#675
AND ELLIOT, WHY DON'T YOU TAKE TYLER AND GET US ALL ICE CREAM IMMEDIATELY?

#676
I'M GONNA CHECK ON HIM. YOU WANNA COME?

#677
NO. NO, YOU GOT IT.

#678
NO. NO, YOU GOT IT.

#679
J.D.: IT'S AMAZING HOW ONE PATIENT CAN AFFECT SO MANY PEOPLE.

#680
J.D.: IT'S AMAZING HOW ONE PATIENT CAN AFFECT SO MANY PEOPLE.

#681
DR. DORIAN, WHAT WAS YOUR BEST MOMENT IN MEDICINE?

#682
DR. DORIAN, WHAT WAS YOUR BEST MOMENT IN MEDICINE?

#683
MY BEST MOMENT. WELL, THERE WAS THIS GUY...

#684
MY BEST MOMENT. WELL, THERE WAS THIS GUY...

#685
HE HAD THE MOST AMAZING LITTLE KID...

#686
HE HAD THE MOST AMAZING LITTLE KID...

#687
AND THE DOCTORS ACTUALLY LISTENED TO ME.

#688
AND THE DOCTORS ACTUALLY LISTENED TO ME.

#689
HMM.

#690
BUT I KNOCKED THE SURGERY RIGHT OUT THE PARK.

#691
BUT I KNOCKED THE SURGERY RIGHT OUT THE PARK.

#692
(CHUCKLES)

#693
AND I DECIDED TO PULL SOME STRINGS FOR THE GUY...

#694
AND I DECIDED TO PULL SOME STRINGS FOR THE GUY...

#695
AND I DECIDED TO PULL SOME STRINGS FOR THE GUY...

#696
AND HONEST TO GOD, I WOULDN'T HAVE BELIEVED IT

#697
IF I HADN'T SEEN IT MYSELF, BUT NEWBIE HANDLED THE WHOLE THING...

#698
IF I HADN'T SEEN IT MYSELF, BUT NEWBIE HANDLED THE WHOLE THING...

#699
WIRE TO WIRE.

#700
J.D.: AND I KEPT MY PROMISE...

#701
BECAUSE THE TWO OF THEM GOT HOME IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS.

#702
BECAUSE THE TWO OF THEM GOT HOME IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS.

#703
AND THAT WAS MY BEST MOMENT IN MEDICINE.

#704
AND THAT WAS MY BEST MOMENT IN MEDICINE.

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