It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 7, Episode 12 — The High School Reunion (1)

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#1
MAC, CHARLIE, DENNIS: Reunion! Reunion! Reunion!
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#2
Reunion! Reunion! Reunion! Reunion!
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#3
Reunion! Reunion! Reunion!
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#4
Chug! Chug!
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#5
Oh!
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#6
Yes!
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#7
- Fight song. Go! - Fight song.
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#8
Let's go to the downtown
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#9
Is our motto show
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#10
So let's go, Saint Joe's
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#12
- Screw it. - I never knew this one.
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#13
- That's a stupid song. - Oh, man.
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#14
This reunion is going to be awesome, dude.
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#15
I am going to fire into that school,
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#16
and it is gonna propel me back into the mid-'90s,
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#18
Oh, I am so excited to show these douche bags my new back.
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#19
No brace, fools.
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#21
Oh, oh
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#22
Uh, baby got back, oh
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#23
- Dee, what are you doing? - Baby Got Back.
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#24
You know that one. Sir Mix-A-Lot.
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#25
Baby got, mmm
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#26
Sir Mix-A-Lot was not talking about women
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#28
He was talking about gorgeous Black women
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#29
- and their big, beautiful black butts. - Black butts are good.
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#32
and I can't wait to shove it into these fools faces.
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#33
- So let's get going. - Whatever. I don't give a shit.
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#35
- Smash 'em up? - Let's smash 'em up!
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#36
Smash 'em up!
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#37
- I got these. - Wait, what--what are--
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#38
- what are you doing there, Charlie? - Huh?
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#41
That's not gonna happen, dude.
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#42
We're adults now.
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#43
I'm not taking any risks here, all right?
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#44
And if it does happen, I'm gonna get high.
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#45
I'm gonna go to the bathroom. I'm gonna huff stuff.
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#46
No, Charlie, you don't have to do things like that anymore.
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#47
You don't need to huff shit or eat weird things.
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#48
- To get people to like you. - Nah, I think he does.
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#49
You guys were pretty much nothing in high school.
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#51
you'd definitely be nothing. Nobodies.
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#52
Well, if shit happens, I'm going directly to plan "B".
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#53
We're not gonna have to do plan "B".
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#54
You know, I'm gonna come right out and say that I'm not doing plan "B"
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#55
regardless of what happens with you guys.
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#56
- I'm only here for plan "B". - I don't give a shit.
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#57
Whoa, whoa.
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#58
Faculty or alumni?
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#59
- No, neither one. - Well, you can't go in.
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#60
No, but we're friends. We're buddies. We hang out together.
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#61
- We do everything together. - I don't care.
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#62
Okay, look. I'm gonna go inside
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#63
because Frank, I can't have you ruining this for me.
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#64
But what am I gonna do out here, you know?
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#65
Hang out in the parking lot and drink beer till we're done.
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#66
You smashed all the beers.
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#67
Oh! No, actually, I have a few more.
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#68
You guys want one?
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#69
You can't bring those inside.
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#70
- Well, then, uh, guess what. - I guess let's, uh...
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#71
Smash 'em up!
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#72
All right, turkey.
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#73
- Have a good one. - Yeah, see you, Frank.
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#74
See you, jerk turkey.
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#75
Oh, yeah, baby. This is great. This brings me back.
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#76
I know. I'm like anxious. I'm excited.
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#77
- I can't wait to see the waitress. - Oh, Charlie, give it a rest.
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#78
But we been clickin' lately. This is gonna be a good night for us.
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#79
Like, remember how she was the coolest girl in school?
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#80
- No. - What are you talking about? No.
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#81
Well, she was definitely the prettiest girl in school.
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#82
- You remember that? - No, she's not.
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#83
- She was not. No. - No.
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#84
- Maybe the most forgettable girl in - school. Yeah,
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#85
which by the way is the worst thing you can be in high school.
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#86
- Totally insignificant. - Either way,
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#87
good feelings are gonna get sparked up. I'm gonna see her.
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#88
- She's gonna see me. - You guys, you guys.
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#89
- You guys, you guys. - What?
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#90
- Brad Fisher. Brad Fisher. - Oh.
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#91
He is not gonna be happy to see me after that present I gave him.
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#92
- Uh, what present? - Oh, the box of hornets!
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#93
Oh, that acne really came back, didn't it?
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#94
Yeah, it sure did.
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#95
- The guy looks like shit. - Uh-hmm.
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#96
All right. I'll tell you what. Why don't you guys sneak past him,
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#97
- and Mac and I will pick up the name tags. - Really?
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#98
- How's that sound? - Yeah. Okay.
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#99
- We'll meet you inside. - CHARLIE, DEE: Okay.
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#100
- All right. Go, go, go. - MAC, CHARLIE: Go.
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#101
All right. Come on.
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#102
Hey, hey, hey! It's Brad Fisher.
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#103
All right! How you doin', buddy?
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#104
- Not great. - Oh.
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#105
Yeah, well, the acne definitely came back in full force.
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#106
- Yeah. - That's a shame, but I have products
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#107
that'd clear that acne up, man.
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#108
It's not acne, actually. No, no. It's hornet scars.
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#109
Ooh! Ouch.
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#110
Yikes.
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#111
That--I don't think I have any products that'll...
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#112
that'll take care of hornet scars.
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#113
- That's more of a, uh... - Plastic surgery situation.
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#114
- Yeah, plastic surgery would do it though. - Yeah.
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#116
- They'd blast those monstrous things... - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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#119
No, we don't, uh--we don't associate with him anymore.
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#120
- All right, I'm gonna take off. - Okay.
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#122
- Let's stay out of that. - Yeah, let's stay out of that.
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#123
Let's just grab our name tags. I don't see 'em over here.
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#124
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Oh, here we go.
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#125
Okay, we got Charlie. We got Dee.
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#126
- I got myself right there. - Yeah.
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#127
And, uh, I'm not seeing yours.
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#128
Yeah, I grabbed mine already.
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#129
- It's in my pocket. - Oh, did you grab it?
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#130
- Yeah. - Oh, okay. Well, pop it on.
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#131
Uh, I'm probably not gonna wear mine. I mean, who wears a name tag, right?
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#132
- That's not cool. - I'm gonna wear mine.
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#133
I'm seeing everybody else wearing their name tags.
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#134
- Uh, it's like the... - So just pop that on, buddy.
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#135
- Nobody calls me this anymore... - Uh-huh.
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#136
...and I feel like it's going to confuse people, and...
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#137
It's not, because everybody called you that in high school,
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#138
so pop it on because it's...
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#139
...it's definitely rule, and they're not gonna let you inside
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#140
- without it, so... - It's been so long.
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#141
It's probably not even my name
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#142
- legally anymore. - You're gonna have to pop it on.
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#143
Okay.
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#144
Good.
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#145
- Well, okay, Ronald McDonald. I... - Don't call me that.
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#146
Well, it's your name.
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#148
get people abuzz about my presence at the reunion,
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#149
and, uh, I'll meet up with you guys later, okay?
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#150
Oh, God.
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#151
No one's--no one calls me...
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#152
- Is he looking? - Who? That guy?
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#153
- Yes. Is he looking at my back, right now? - No. Do you see the waitress anywhere?
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#154
- Come on. Shut up. Is he looking? - He's not looking at your back.
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#155
- Are you sure? - Why are you so obsessed with this guy?
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#157
It's the guy who coined the name "Aluminum Monster."
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#158
- Really? That's him? - Yes.
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#159
- That's cool. I want to meet him. - You have met him, Charlie.
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#160
He called you Dirtgrub and he made you eat spiders.
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#161
- Oh, that guy! - Yeah.
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#162
Oh, I rem--he was, like, so cool. He was, like, way above me.
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#163
Yeah, him and his cronies all thought that they were way above you
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#164
and everybody else,
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#165
but I've got a plan to get revenge.
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#166
I'm gonna sew myself into their inner circle.
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#167
Cool. How you gonna do that?
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#168
I'm gonna lure 'em in with my good looks.
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#169
And then, as far as I remember,
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#170
all you really gotta do to get in with that crowd is be really cruel to people.
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#171
- Right. - So, I'm gonna gain their trust,
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#172
and when the moment's right, I'm gonna strike.
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#173
- Oh, cool. All right. - Mmm-hmm, I'm doing it for us, Charlie.
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#174
- Oh, okay. Thanks. Yeah. - Mmm-hmm.
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#175
- Is it--is it him? - He's coming over.
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#176
- All right. Do you see a spider I can eat? - No, stop.
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#177
- I can eat--I can eat a spider. - Charlie, Just keep your mouth shut.
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#178
Shut up. Keep your mouth shut.
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#179
Hey, um, excuse me, but, um, aren't you the Aluminum Monster?
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#180
Yes. I mean, no. People don't call me that anymore,
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#181
- but yeah. - Nor should they. I mean...
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#182
Wow, you've, uh, you've really transformed. You look great.
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#183
- Really? - Mm-hmm.
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#184
Thanks.
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#185
Hey. Dirtgrub.
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#186
How are you?
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#187
- That's so cool. You're so cool, Adriano. - Yeah.
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#188
Hey, um...
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#189
why don't you smell this?
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#190
Oh, well, it's probably poisonous, right?
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#191
Probably, but, you know, smell it anyway.
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#192
- Should, should I smell it? - Smell it.
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#193
- Aw, well... - Come on.
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#194
Whoa! Whoa, whoa, wait! Charlie, what are you doing, dude?
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#195
Oh, he wanted me to smell a pen,
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#196
and I was going to smell the pen, because it's Adriano...
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#197
No, you don't have to do that anymore.
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#198
Hey, Ronald McDonald, right?
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#199
No. No. No.
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#200
For your information, nobody calls me that.
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#201
Oh, right, right. What did we call you?
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#202
- Ronnie the Rat. - Ronnie the Rat!
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#203
Yeah, I remember. Yeah, yeah.
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#204
Why did we call him that anyway?
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#205
'Cause he was a nark and a tattletale,
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#206
and he became the main drug dealer.
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#207
When he told on the other main drug dealer.
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#208
- Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember. - Yeah.
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#209
Well, looks like the rat got a little too much cheese, huh?
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#210
That's not...
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#211
- Fat. - That's not funny.
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#212
- I've put on mass. - We eat a lot of cheese.
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#213
- We eat a lot of cheese. - To put on mass.
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#214
Didn't you also give everybody ringworm?
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#215
No! No. That was a rumor.
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#216
I only gave ringworm to Charlie.
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#217
Yeah, I--I got it from my dog Poppins,
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#218
and then Charlie and I were wrestling every day
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#219
because we were trying out for the wrestling team, and then, you know,
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#220
- we just passed it back and forth. - We passed it back and forth.
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#221
Although then we did try out for the wrestling team,
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#222
and then I do think a couple of the guys got it on the team.
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#223
- So, yeah, you're right, you're right. - Wow, yeah. Yeah,
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#224
no, that is really gross.
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#225
- I mean, that is... - Mmm.
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#226
...yeah, that's about as low as it gets.
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#227
They probably still have it, 'cause they're so gay together.
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#228
Totally.
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#229
Hey, Dee, why don't you come back to our table? You know, have a drink?
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#230
- Oh, yeah. Okay. - Yeah?
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#231
That sounds cool.
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#232
See you later, Dirtgrub and Ronnie the Rat.
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#233
Hope you suck each other's rotten peckers until you get mouth cancer.
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#234
Mouth cancer. I love this girl.
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#235
- Can I come to the table? - No!
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#236
For some reason, homophobia it's awesome to these guys.
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#237
I'm sewing myself in. I'm doing this for us. Okay?
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#238
What the hell is she talking about?
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#239
She's going to strike when the moment's right.
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#240
She's doing it for us, dude.
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#241
- Really? - Yeah.
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#242
- Did you thank her? - Of course I thanked her. Absolutely.
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#243
- Oh, what's up, boys? - Hey. Hey.
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#244
- All right, I got your name tags. - Oh.
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#245
- Hey, did you get on Mac about his? - Yeah, he's got...
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#246
- It's not that--it's not funny. - That's so funny. That's...
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#247
Adriano came over and blasted him about it.
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#248
- Oh, he did? Oh, good. - That wasn't--that wasn't funny.
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#249
So Adriano's probably gonna tell everybody about it.
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#250
That's going to get around the whole reunion.
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#251
- Get going round and round. - Probably not.
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#252
- All right, so... - Probably getting old already.
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#253
So, listen guys, this is where we part ways, all right?
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#254
So, do not talk to me for the rest of the night,
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#255
and I won't be talking to you, because you lower my stock.
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#256
You guys get it. I'm going to go post up one of these tables around here.
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#257
Let my loyal subjects come and kiss my ring.
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#258
Listen, don't laugh when people make fun of me.
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#259
Yo! Stash. Stash.
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#260
What's up, brother? It's Dennis.
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#261
Here, sit down, man. Let's, let's catch up a little bit.
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#262
Yeah, okay. All right. I'll catch--I'll catch you later, man.
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#263
If you see any of the old crew, let them know I'm posted up over here.
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#264
I don't think they know I'm here.
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#265
- Dennis. - What are you...
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#266
I snuck right by that security prick.
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#267
Look. I got myself a name tag.
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#268
- I'm Nicki Potnick. - Mmm.
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#269
Remember the time you crashed my car into the tree?
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#270
- You went crazy and the tire went... - We had such a good time.
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#271
Okay, Frank, first off, Nicki Potnick is a girl, okay?
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#272
And secondly, she's not 65 years old.
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#273
I don't want to talk to you.
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#274
I don't want to be around you. Go find Mac and Charlie.
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#275
- Go, go, go. - Why--why are you sitting at a table
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#276
with no people?
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#277
- I thought you were cool. - I am cool. Coolest kid here. I'm just,
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#278
you know, I'm posting up, and they're going to come to me.
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#279
I don't know what's going on.
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#280
Hello, Dennis.
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#281
- Ooh. - Oh, goddamn.
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#282
You're late on your alimony.
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#283
Oh. Can we not talk about alimony payments right now?
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#284
We're at our reunion.
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#285
Didn't think you'd run into your ex-wife, huh?
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#286
No, I didn't think about it, Maureen,
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#287
because I don't think about you.
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#288
- Really? - No.
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#289
What do you think about this?
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#290
Ho! Ho!
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#291
It wafted over here. The dead tooth
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#292
it's burning my nose. It stinks.
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#293
What is that supposed to be?
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#294
That's where your monthly payments are going.
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#295
That's a diamond tooth, Dennis
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#296
- A dead tooth, Maureen. - With a diamond in it.
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#297
Put a diamond on anything that's dead, and it's still dead, Maureen.
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#298
It's rotting. Get it out of your face.
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#299
Look, I don't want to talk about these things, all right.
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#300
I don't want to talk to old men who are pretending to be women,
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#301
and--and--and ex-wives, all right?
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#302
I can't be seen like this.
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#303
- Hello, bitches. - Oh, for...
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#304
- That's right. I'm off the wagon. - Yeah.
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#305
You know what, Dennis?
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#306
I went to go find my name tag, they didn't have one for me.
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#307
Oh, really?
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#308
All right, see you later.
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#309
Yeah, I went to go find my name tag. They didn't even have one.
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#310
It's like--it's like what? I never existed?
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#311
I mean, who cares though, right?
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#312
'Cause it's high school. Who cares?
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#313
Hmm.
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#314
Here we go. Here we go. Grab it.
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#315
- Oh, yes! Shots for everybody. - All right.
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#316
Shots for the cool team.
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#317
Oh! Rickety Cricket, everybody.
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#318
Look at this. Rickety Crickety. Rickety.
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#319
Rickety Cricket!
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#320
Hi, Cricks. How are you?
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#321
All cleaned up, huh? Except for that tooth.
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#322
- Well, actually it's Father Mara again. - Is it?
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#323
I cleaned up, yes, and I was welcomed back into the cloth.
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#324
God had a plan for me.
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#325
Took me into a deep valley, but now I'm soaring on eagle's wings.
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#326
- So praise him. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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#327
All that, street rat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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#328
So, hey, what, I tell you what, Crick.
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#329
Should I put my balls on your chin now or later, huh? Huh, huh?
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#330
Down the hatch, everybody.
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#331
Down the hatch, everybody, but you, father.
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#332
All right, well, nonetheless, I say to you peace.
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#333
- Peace be to you, Deandra, okay? - That's weird.
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#334
And peace be to you, my lady.
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#335
And to you, my son. Peace be to you.
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#336
- To you. - Boring.
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#337
Hey! Hey, everybody. Remember me?
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#338
Probably not.
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#339
Sat behind you in Spanish.
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#340
Remember? Sat--sat right next to you in algebra 1.
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#341
- Who the hell is that? - Oh, I don't know.
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#342
I've never seen her before in my life.
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#343
Dee. Dee, you know me, Dee.
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#344
I know Dee. Me and Dee, we go way back.
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#345
Ugh! Bad choice on the dress, know what I mean?
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#346
I know you, bitch. I know you, bitch.
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#347
Wow. Oh, hey.
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#348
More shots. More shots. More shots. More shots! More shots!
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#349
- Yeah. - More shots! I'm the queen of the night!
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#350
I'm the queen of the night. Right, cool table? Yeah.
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#351
Wow! I just shook your dead-tooth wife.
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#352
I mean, I had to wash my hands and face.
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#353
- I am trying to shake you, Frank. - It just smells so bad.
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#354
Please go away from me. Please get away.
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#355
Yo, Dennis!
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#356
Oh, shit. It's Tim Murphy.
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#357
- Son of a bitch. - Who's Tim Murphy?
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#358
Tim Murphy is the asshole that slept with my prom date.
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#359
Dennis Reynolds. What's up, man?
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#360
Oh, hey, Tim.
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#361
This is my wife, Christie. Dennis and I used to be really good friends.
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#362
Oh! Hi. Nice to meet you.
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#363
- Nicki Potnick. - Shut up.
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#364
- Oh, hey, honey? - Yeah?
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#365
- Let's go dance. - Yeah--why don't you go ahead?
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#366
- I'm going to hang for a bit. - Oh, okay.
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#367
Nice to meet you both.
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#368
Uh-oh.
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#369
Va va voom.
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#370
Anyhow, I saw you standing over here alone.
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#371
I wanted to invite you over to our table.
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#372
Oh, I won't be going anywhere with you, Tim.
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#373
Okay, why?
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#374
Don't you play coy with me, you little bitch.
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#375
I'm going to stay right here,
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#376
and I'm going to wait for my minions to swarm me.
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#377
And swarm they will, Tim.
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#378
Alone you'll be.
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#379
Such sad little games we play.
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#380
Right, Tim?
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#381
Right.
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#382
Same old Dennis Reynolds.
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#383
You look good, Nicki.
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#384
- Thank you, Tim! - Mmm.
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#385
Thank you. Seems like a nice guy.
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#386
- He's not. Go! Go away from me! - All right.
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#387
- We just got to get our mojo back. - Yeah.
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#388
- It's all about the confidence--yeah. - Get some drinks in us, and...
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#389
Six beers for the two of us, please.
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#390
Drink tickets for the two of us, please.
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#391
- All right. - Here.
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#392
Dude, this is only four.
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#393
That's all they gave us, bozo.
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#394
Well, that's only two per person, bozo.
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#395
Well, how am I supposed to get drunk
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#396
- off of only four beers? I... - Yeah.
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#397
Is there any way you can work something out or...
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#398
- Two tickets per person, guy. - I didn't ask you, pretty boy.
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#399
It's a conversation between me and the longhair.
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#400
Okay. None for him or the fat bitch.
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#401
You're making this about weight?
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#402
He's gained a lot of weight.
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#403
I'm not going to take some shit from some bartender.
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#404
- Wait--you're a bartender. - He doesn't know that!
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#405
Hey, did you guys see Ronald McDonald's his name?
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#406
Hey! Eight beers, my friends.
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#407
- What's up, buddy? - How are you?
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#408
- Boom! - Buddy.
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#409
- Whoa. - I thought it was only two per person!
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#410
Went to the computer lab.
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#411
Printed out like a hundred of them.
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#412
- Way--way more than I need. - That's awesome.
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#413
- Can we get a few of them? - No. No way.
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#414
- I'm, I'm sorry I brought it up. - Yeah.
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#415
Hey, Adriano, can I get some more of those tickets?
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#416
- Yeah, you bet. Here. Help yourself. - Awesome.
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#417
Son of a bitch! He just gave them to that guy.
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#418
Well, that guy's cool, so...
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#419
Okay.
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#420
- I got--I got an excellent plan, Charlie. - Okay.
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#421
We're going to get everything we need.
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#422
We're going to get our confidence back,
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#423
and we're going to fire back into this room.
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#424
- You ready? - Okay, good.
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#425
- Here we go. - I want those guys to like us.
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#426
- Follow my lead. - Okay.
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#427
Adriano made fake tickets! Those tickets are fake!
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#428
Don't rat on him!
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#429
He made fake ones. He gets to drink and we don't. That's not fair!
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#430
Bro, I'm sorry.
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#431
If those are fake, you can't get any of these beers.
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#432
- Come on. - Ha, ha! You got in trouble.
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#433
- You got in trouble! - Wow. Ronnie the Rat strikes again, huh?
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#434
Thanks a lot, douche bag.
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#435
- You're the worst, Dirtgrub. - Yeah.
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#436
- I didn't have anything to do... - Don't sell me out.
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#437
See what you did, man?
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#438
We're supposed to be on the same team, Charlie.
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#439
See, high school sucks!
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#440
You know what, I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
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#441
I'm going to find stuff to huff. I'm going to get high.
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#442
If I'm the Dirtgrub, I'm going to be the Dirtgrub.
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#443
Ahh! We're going to go into plan "B"
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#444
because I brought Dee's old back brace, and I got it in the car.
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#445
- So, we can implement--a little... - Not now, Frank!
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#446
A little rehearsal or something.
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#447
No, Charlie. Dude, you don't have to do this.
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#448
- We can find another way. - Yes, I do, dude.
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#449
I'm just the Dirtgrub, okay?
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#450
Everyone wants the Dirtgrub, I'll give 'em the Dirtgrub.
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#451
I'll get high. I'll get sad. People can laugh at me. I hate high school, man!
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#452
Charlie. Charlie, don't put the bleach and the ammonia together!
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#453
It's going to knock the shit out of you.
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#454
Don't tell me how to mix my own inhalants. I know how to do inhalants.
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#455
Charlie, it's going to knock you unconscious.
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#456
I know how to do my own inhalants, okay? I don't need that from...
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#457
- Whoops-a-daisy. All right. - That's it.
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#458
Well, let's just wait till he wakes up, and then we'll...
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#459
Oh, well. What have we got here?
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#460
Ronnie the Rat and, uh...
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#461
Hey, look, everyone. Nicki Potnick made it to the reunion.
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#462
Hello.
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#463
Looks like you had a rough couple of years there, Nicki.
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#464
Uh, yeah. I'm a guy now.
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#465
- Mmm. - Mmm. Right. Yeah.
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#466
What are you guys doing, perving out on Dirtgrub over there?
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#467
Yeah, probably.
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#468
That's what these gay guys do.
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#469
They just knock each other out with poppers,
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#470
and then find some kinda rabies-infested rodent
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#471
to tickle each other's taints with.
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#472
No.
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#473
No, that's not what we're doing, all right?
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#474
We are grown adults. We are respected businessmen now.
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#475
You did kind of rat me out there, Ronnie. So...
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#476
Yeah, so I guess it's time to pay the piper, rat,
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#477
and, uh, old man I don't know.
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#478
Whoa! No, no!
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#479
Ow!
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#480
I've been waiting a long time for this.
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#481
- You, you know me, bitch! - Oh, god!
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#482
I'm a grown goddamn man!
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#483
- Ow! My balls! - Ah!
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#484
Do the ladies want to battle with me?
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#485
You should stay away from those people.
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#486
I mean, they--they will ruin your life like they tried to ruin mine.
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#487
A-oh!
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#488
You guys just missed something so awesome that we did.
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#489
- Yeah. - Heed my warning.
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#490
Hey, how you guys doing? Yeah. I'm here.
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#491
Can you believe I came to this thing? Yeah, I was posted up over there.
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#492
- You guys probably didn't see me. - No, we saw you.
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#493
Oh, did you? Oh, okay, well, no reason to be intimidated.
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#494
You know? I'm a human being, after all.
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#495
You know, just a--just a man.
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#496
- Actually, we're good. - Uh, no, Tim. We're not good.
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#497
And you're definitely not good,
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#498
'cause you haven't had a chance to hang out with me yet.
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#499
Um, my wallet's missing.
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#500
Oh, my god, my necklace is missing.
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#501
Oh, come on! My gold chain's gone.
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#502
Where's my wallet?
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#503
Oh, my. And with all the security.
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#504
- The fact you even need it. - Wait a second, Mara.
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#505
What is that around your neck?
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#506
Hmm?
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#507
Oh, that's, uh, probably just a scar that...
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#508
- What the hell? - Ah.
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#509
Ah! I've sinned!
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#510
My god, you are covered in ringworm.
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#511
It's her fault. She told me she loved me.
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#512
We were supposed to be together forever.
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#513
Calm down, Cricks.
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#514
What's he talking about? Dee, were you two together?
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#515
No! Me, with him? What, are you crazy? No!
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#516
Yeah, I told him I loved him once, but that was four years ago.
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#517
You two probably have ringworm together, don't you?
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#518
- No! No, of course I don't have... - No, no, stay away from me!
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#519
To think I was going to let you jack me off.
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#520
- Wait, wait. You were? - Unbelievable.
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#521
Let's get this asshole out of here. Come on.
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#522
- No, no, no! - Come on.
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#523
- Move. Come on! - No, no, no. You guys.
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#524
- You know, I don't have ringworm, right? - No, we don't have ringworm.
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#525
- We don't have ringworm. - No, no. We're cool!
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#526
- Yeah, we're like the... - Oh...
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#527
Oh, really?
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#528
Son of a bitch.