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Season 4, Episode 14 — My Lucky Charm

#1
J.D.: BEING A GREAT DOCTOR ISN'T JUST ABOUT MEDICAL KNOWLEDGE.

#2
IT'S ALSO ABOUT PEOPLE SKILLS.

#3
IT'S ALSO ABOUT PEOPLE SKILLS.

#4
WOW. THAT IS THE WORST BROKEN NOSE I HAVE EVER SEEN.

#5
WOW. THAT IS THE WORST BROKEN NOSE I HAVE EVER SEEN.

#6
I'M HERE BECAUSE I STEPPED ON A NAIL.

#7
OF COURSE.

#8
(THINKING) WERE YOU WALKING ON YOUR NOSE?

#9
(THINKING) WERE YOU WALKING ON YOUR NOSE?

#10
UNFORTUNATELY, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO WAIT

#11
A LITTLE BIT LONGER, OK? 'CAUSE WE ADMIT PEOPLE

#12
A LITTLE BIT LONGER, OK? 'CAUSE WE ADMIT PEOPLE

#13
BY SEVERITY OF CONDITION.

#14
THAT WAS MORTIFYING.

#15
THAT WAS MORTIFYING.

#16
AAH! MY FACE!

#17
AAH! MY FACE!

#18
YOU KNOW, WITH THE FACE BURNS,

#19
WE COULD PROBABLY ADMIT YOU NOW.

#20
LAVERNE?

#21
LAVERNE?

#22
(CRYING)

#23
AAH!

#24
AND, TOO, YOU KNOW, FRIDAY NIGHT,

#25
THERE'S A CHAMBER ORCHESTRA PLAYING IN THE COURTYARD OF THE MUSEUM.

#26
THERE'S A CHAMBER ORCHESTRA PLAYING IN THE COURTYARD OF THE MUSEUM.

#27
I WOULD LOVE THAT. YOU WANNA GO?

#28
MY GOD, I LOVE PACHELBEL.

#29
J.D.: CARLA AND ELLIOT

#30
J.D.: CARLA AND ELLIOT

#31
WERE GOING THROUGH THEIR WEEKLY RITUAL

#32
OF MAKING PLANS THEY WERE NEVER GOING TO KEEP.

#33
WE SHOULD HAVE DINNER BEFOREHAND. PERFECT.

#34
WE SHOULD HAVE DINNER BEFOREHAND. PERFECT.

#35
J.D.: AND SINCE TURK KNEW THESE WERE FAKE PLANS,

#36
HE USED THE OPPORTUNITY TO SCORE BONUS POINTS WITH HIS WIFE.

#37
HE USED THE OPPORTUNITY TO SCORE BONUS POINTS WITH HIS WIFE.

#38
CLASSIC HUSBANDING.

#39
CLASSIC HUSBANDING.

#40
HEY, BABY. YOU KNOW WHAT? FORGET DINNER.

#41
I'LL MAKE YOU A HOMEMADE PICNIC BASKET.

#42
I'LL MAKE YOU A HOMEMADE PICNIC BASKET.

#43
OHH.

#44
I MARRIED AN AMAZING MAN.

#45
YOU SURE DID. YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE GOT AN EVEN BETTER IDEA.

#46
YOU SURE DID. YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE GOT AN EVEN BETTER IDEA.

#47
MAYBE J.D. AND I COULD BOTH COME, RIGHT?

#48
MAYBE J.D. AND I COULD BOTH COME, RIGHT?

#49
WE'LL WEAR SPORT COATS AND YOU GUYS, BEAUTIFUL DRESSES.

#50
WE'LL WEAR SPORT COATS AND YOU GUYS, BEAUTIFUL DRESSES.

#51
OH, MY GOD, I LOVE THAT IDEA.

#52
I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT. IT'S AWESOME. IT'S AWESOME.

#53
I LOVE IT. I LOVE IT. IT'S AWESOME. IT'S AWESOME.

#54
(WHOOPING)

#55
J.D.: TO BE PERFECTLY HONEST, SO DID I.

#56
I NEVER GET AN OPPORTUNITY

#57
TO WEAR MY HOUNDS-TOOTH SPORTS COAT.

#58
UNLIKE ELLIOT AND CARLA,

#59
WHEN TURK AND I MADE PLANS, WE KEPT THEM.

#60
IT'S 10:00. YOU READY?

#61
IT'S 10:00. YOU READY?

#62
LET'S DO IT.

#63
J.D.: BUT LATELY FOR US,

#64
OUR PLANS RARELY INVOLVED LEAVING THE APARTMENT.

#65
OUR PLANS RARELY INVOLVED LEAVING THE APARTMENT.

#66
I WASN'T TOO EXCITED ABOUT TAKING OVER THIS SPOT

#67
I WASN'T TOO EXCITED ABOUT TAKING OVER THIS SPOT

#68
AFTER YOU SAT IN IT FOR 20 MINUTES.

#69
BUT I GOTTA TELL YA, IT'S WARM IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES.

#70
BUT I GOTTA TELL YA, IT'S WARM IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES.

#71
(THINKING) MM-HMM.

#72
HOW DO YOU LIKE WHAT I LEFT YOU OVER THERE?

#73
HOW DO YOU LIKE WHAT I LEFT YOU OVER THERE?

#74
AW, MAN, YOUR ASS INDENTATION IS SO DEEP.

#75
IT'S LIKE I'M SITTING IN A GIANT INNER TUBE.

#76
IT'S LIKE I'M SITTING IN A GIANT INNER TUBE.

#77
J.D.: AS TURK AND I RECUPERATED FROM OUR BIG CHAIR SWAP,

#78
I WONDERED WHAT OTHER COUPLES WERE DOING TONIGHT.

#79
I WONDERED WHAT OTHER COUPLES WERE DOING TONIGHT.

#80
DID I JUST REFER TO TURK AND I AS A COUPLE?

#81
DID I JUST REFER TO TURK AND I AS A COUPLE?

#82
MY POINT IS, I'M SURE OTHER COUPLES WERE OUT HAVING FUN.

#83
YOU LOOK SO HOT.

#84
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME WE KISSED?

#85
WHEN'S THE LAST TIME WE KISSED?

#86
ABOUT A MONTH AGO.

#87
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME WE HAD SEX?

#88
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME WE HAD SEX?

#89
YESTERDAY. WHAT DO YOU SAY

#90
WE HEAD INTO THE BATHROOM OF THIS PLACE

#91
AND LOWER THE HEALTH CODE RATING FROM AN "A" TO A "B"?

#92
WHAT DO YOU SAY?

#93
WHAT DO YOU SAY?

#94
J.D.: I GUESS SOME PEOPLE FIGURE,

#95
WHAT'S THE WORST THAT CAN HAPPEN?

#96
WELL?

#97
IT'S BLUE.

#98
I'M NOT PREGNANT.

#99
I'M NOT PREGNANT.

#100
OH...

#101
YOU KNOW WHAT'S WEIRD? I'M RELIEVED.

#102
YOU KNOW WHAT'S WEIRD? I'M RELIEVED.

#103
I JUST FEEL KIND OF SAD BECAUSE I THINK ABOUT HOW BEAUTIFUL OUR SON IS,

#104
I JUST FEEL KIND OF SAD BECAUSE I THINK ABOUT HOW BEAUTIFUL OUR SON IS,

#105
AND I KIND OF WISH IT HAD GONE THE OTHER WAY.

#106
YOU KNOW?

#107
YOU KNOW?

#108
SWEETIE?

#109
SHE'S NOT PREGNANT!

#110
IT CAME OUT BLUE! IT'S BLUE!

#111
IT CAME OUT BLUE! IT'S BLUE!

#112
SHE'S NOT PREGNANT!

#113
SHE'S NOT PREGNANT!

#114
IT'S BLUE!

#115
IT CAME OUT BLUE!

#116
IT CAME OUT BLUE!

#117
# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN, NO, I KNOW #

#118
# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN, NO, I KNOW #

#119
# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

#120
# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

#121
THE EPI ISN'T WORKING.

#122
I STILL DON'T HAVE A RHYTHM.

#123
I STILL DON'T HAVE A RHYTHM.

#124
TRANSCUTANEOUS PACER ISN'T CAPTURING.

#125
PUPILS ARE FIXED AND DILATED. I'M CALLING IT.

#126
PUPILS ARE FIXED AND DILATED. I'M CALLING IT.

#127
TIME OF DEATH, 9:17.

#128
TIME OF DEATH, 9:17.

#129
I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT WHEN I DIED,

#130
I'D SEE A BRIGHT LIGHT OR FLOAT ABOVE THE GROUND.

#131
I'D SEE A BRIGHT LIGHT OR FLOAT ABOVE THE GROUND.

#132
IT TURNS OUT DEATH IS PRETTY MUNDANE.

#133
IT TURNS OUT DEATH IS PRETTY MUNDANE.

#134
I GUESS SOMETIMES THE END IS JUST THE END.

#135
FOR THE LAST TIME, JERRY, YOU'RE NOT DEAD, OK?

#136
FOR THE LAST TIME, JERRY, YOU'RE NOT DEAD, OK?

#137
NOW, GO BACK TO YOUR ROOM.

#138
JERRY HAS COTARD'S, OR WALKING CORPSE SYNDROME.

#139
JERRY HAS COTARD'S, OR WALKING CORPSE SYNDROME.

#140
THE GUY THINKS HE'S DEAD EVEN THOUGH HE'S WALKING AROUND.

#141
THE GUY THINKS HE'S DEAD EVEN THOUGH HE'S WALKING AROUND.

#142
(THINKING) I THINK I'LL TRY TO ASK TURK SOMETHING TELEPATHICALLY.

#143
HEY, MAN, YOU WANNA DO SOMETHING TONIGHT?

#144
HEY, MAN, YOU WANNA DO SOMETHING TONIGHT?

#145
DUDE, YEAH. LET'S HANG OUT AND WATCH SOME TV.

#146
WE GOT ANY BEER?

#147
WE GOT ANY BEER?

#148
I THINK I USED THE LAST OF IT TO MAKE OUR SPECIAL PARTY ICE.

#149
HEY, IF I ACCIDENTALLY PUT BEER CUBES IN MY ORANGE JUICE AGAIN,

#150
HEY, IF I ACCIDENTALLY PUT BEER CUBES IN MY ORANGE JUICE AGAIN,

#151
THERE'S GONNA BE TROUBLE.

#152
I ALMOST GOT A D.U.I. BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS.

#153
I ALMOST GOT A D.U.I. BECAUSE OF YOU GUYS.

#154
DR. MICKHEAD WAS WONDERING

#155
IF YOU WOULD COVER HIS PATIENT IN 310.

#156
IF YOU WOULD COVER HIS PATIENT IN 310.

#157
THE GUY WAS IN SOME BAR FIGHT

#158
AND HAS BEEN UNCONSCIOUS SINCE HE GOT THERE.

#159
HE WAS BROUGHT IN BY SOME BROTHER FROM IRELAND.

#160
YOU MEAN AN IRISH BROTHER OR AN IRISH BROTHER?

#161
YOU MEAN AN IRISH BROTHER OR AN IRISH BROTHER?

#162
TOP OF THE MIZZLE TO YOU, ME LIZZLES.

#163
TOP OF THE MIZZLE TO YOU, ME LIZZLES.

#164
I MEAN HIS SIBLING.

#165
AW, MAN.

#166
AW, MAN.

#167
AND YOU MUST BE THE IRISH BROTHER.

#168
NO, SIR. RON PETERSON, OHIO BORN AND BRED.

#169
NO, SIR. RON PETERSON, OHIO BORN AND BRED.

#170
YEP. RED-STATER AND PROUD OF IT.

#171
YEP. RED-STATER AND PROUD OF IT.

#172
OH, SORRY. WE--

#173
OH, ONLY TAKING THE PISS OUT OF YA, LADS.

#174
OH, ONLY TAKING THE PISS OUT OF YA, LADS.

#175
NAME'S BILLY CALLAHAN.

#176
HAD YOU GOING WITH THE AMERICAN ACCENT, THOUGH, DIDN'T I?

#177
HAD YOU GOING WITH THE AMERICAN ACCENT, THOUGH, DIDN'T I?

#178
I'LL JUST PUT IT OUT THERE. DO US A FAVOR.

#179
IS THERE ANY CHANCE I COULD GET ONE OF THESE FILLED WITH GUINNESS?

#180
IS THERE ANY CHANCE I COULD GET ONE OF THESE FILLED WITH GUINNESS?

#181
I HAVE AN AWFUL HANGOVER. ME HEAD IS SPLITTIN'.

#182
WE HAD A LATE NIGHT LAST NIGHT AS YOU CAN SEE.

#183
WE HAD A LATE NIGHT LAST NIGHT AS YOU CAN SEE.

#184
AND I'M A BIT SHAKY. IS THERE ANY CHANCE?

#185
PROBABLY NOT. WE DON'T USUALLY DO THAT.

#186
PROBABLY NOT. WE DON'T USUALLY DO THAT.

#187
NO? OK.

#188
CARLA, I'M SO BUMMED.

#189
I CAN'T GO SEE THE CHAMBER ORCHESTRA TONIGHT.

#190
I CAN'T GO SEE THE CHAMBER ORCHESTRA TONIGHT.

#191
I TOTALLY FORGOT I HAVE MY CANTONESE CLASS.

#192
AND I WOULD TOTALLY CALL AND CANCEL,

#193
AND I WOULD TOTALLY CALL AND CANCEL,

#194
BUT THE ONLY THING I KNOW HOW TO SAY IS, "I'M ALLERGIC TO PEANUTS."

#195
OH, ELLIOT, I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS.

#196
OH, ELLIOT, I WAS REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THIS.

#197
REALLY? ABOUT 5 SECONDS AGO,

#198
YOU WERE ALL GIDDY ABOUT GOING HOME

#199
YOU WERE ALL GIDDY ABOUT GOING HOME

#200
AND TAKING A BATH TONIGHT.

#201
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?

#202
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?

#203
NEW THING. I'M BUSTING CHOPS.

#204
SO, YOU JUST FORGOT WE EVEN HAD PLANS?

#205
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? YOU WERE FLAKING ON THEM ANYWAY.

#206
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? YOU WERE FLAKING ON THEM ANYWAY.

#207
I WASN'T. I HAVE MY CANTONESE CLASS.

#208
I WASN'T. I HAVE MY CANTONESE CLASS.

#209
BUT DO YOU?

#210
DO YOU REALLY?

#211
BUSTING CHOPS.

#212
FINE! AT LEAST I REMEMBERED THE PLANS WELL ENOUGH TO FLAKE ON THEM!

#213
OH, YEAH? WELL, IF I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO FLAKE ON THEM,

#214
OH, YEAH? WELL, IF I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO FLAKE ON THEM,

#215
I WOULD'VE NEVER MADE PLANS

#216
TO FORGET IN THE FIRST PLACE, 'CAUSE YOU--

#217
SHE'S GONE, CARLA. IT'S OVER.

#218
SHE'S GONE, CARLA. IT'S OVER.

#219
WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN FOR THE LAST FEW DAYS?

#220
DEEP SEA FISHING. YOU HATE FISHING.

#221
DEEP SEA FISHING. YOU HATE FISHING.

#222
WENT WITH MY BUDDIES. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY BUDDIES.

#223
OH, YEAH? WELL, WE LANDED A 200-POUND WHITE MARLIN OFF THE COAST OF SAN DIEGO.

#224
OH, YEAH? WELL, WE LANDED A 200-POUND WHITE MARLIN OFF THE COAST OF SAN DIEGO.

#225
INTERESTING. BECAUSE THAT'S 3,000 MILES

#226
INTERESTING. BECAUSE THAT'S 3,000 MILES

#227
FROM THE NATURAL HABITAT OF THE WHITE MARLIN.

#228
HMM. WELL, PERHAPS IT HOPPED A TRAIN FROM CAPE COD.

#229
HMM. WELL, PERHAPS IT HOPPED A TRAIN FROM CAPE COD.

#230
WHY?

#231
I'M BUSTING CHOPS TODAY. YOU CAN ASK ANYBODY.

#232
I'M BUSTING CHOPS TODAY. YOU CAN ASK ANYBODY.

#233
IT'S TRUE.

#234
SEE?

#235
SO WHAT DID YOU REALLY DO,

#236
SO WHAT DID YOU REALLY DO,

#237
AND WHY ARE YOU LIMPING?

#238
HEY, PERRY.

#239
I GOT A VASECTOMY. DO NOT TELL JORDAN.

#240
I GOT A VASECTOMY. DO NOT TELL JORDAN.

#241
WELCOME BACK, FISHERMAN!

#242
OH, HONEY, HOW I MISSED YOU.

#243
OH, HONEY, HOW I MISSED YOU.

#244
MWAH! HI!

#245
HA HA, HI!

#246
HA HA, HI!

#247
COME ON, BILLY, JUST SAY IT.

#248
FOR THE LAST TIME, LADS, NO.

#249
OH, THEN PERHAPS YOU'RE NOT REALLY IRISH.

#250
OH, THEN PERHAPS YOU'RE NOT REALLY IRISH.

#251
FINE!

#252
PINK HEARTS,

#253
YELLOW MOONS,

#254
YELLOW MOONS,

#255
ORANGE STARS,

#256
GREEN CLOVERS.

#257
BOTH: SEE, I TOLD YOU.

#258
BOTH: SEE, I TOLD YOU.

#259
YEAH, HE'S IRISH.

#260
YEAH, HE IS. YEAH, HE IS.

#261
YEAH, HE IS. YEAH, HE IS.

#262
HOW LONG YOU TWO SEEING EACH OTHER? YOU'RE A GREAT COUPLE.

#263
OH, NO, MAN, WE'RE JUST LIVING TOGETHER.

#264
OH, NO, MAN, WE'RE JUST LIVING TOGETHER.

#265
NOT LIKE--LIKE

#266
I MEAN LIKE

#267
I MEAN LIKE

#268
HEY, THAT IS A COOL TATTOO, MY BROTHER.

#269
OH, YEAH, GOT THIS WHEN I SNUCK ONTO A PLANE.

#270
OH, YEAH, GOT THIS WHEN I SNUCK ONTO A PLANE.

#271
THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO BELGIUM, ENDED UP IN KENYA.

#272
LONG STORY SHORT, I HUNG OUT WITH THIS TRIBE.

#273
LONG STORY SHORT, I HUNG OUT WITH THIS TRIBE.

#274
WHEN THE MALES GO THROUGH ADOLESCENCE

#275
THEY GET THIS TATTOO.

#276
IT MEANS "ALIAS."

#277
IT MEANS "ALIAS."

#278
OH. WHY "ALIAS"?

#279
OH. WHY "ALIAS"?

#280
IT'S THEIR FAVORITE SHOW.

#281
OHH. OHH.

#282
I'M ONLY KIDDING. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.

#283
I'M ONLY KIDDING. I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.

#284
...JENNIFER GARNER. OH, YEAH.

#285
OBVIOUSLY.

#286
ENOUGH ABOUT ME. WHAT ABOUT YOU LADS?

#287
ENOUGH ABOUT ME. WHAT ABOUT YOU LADS?

#288
YOU KNOW, SAVING LIVES HERE ALL DAY EVERY DAY.

#289
OUT AT NIGHT, GIVING IT A LASH, TEARING IT UP.

#290
OUT AT NIGHT, GIVING IT A LASH, TEARING IT UP.

#291
YOU DO GO OUT AT NIGHT, DON'T YOU?

#292
DO YOU HAVE ANY 7S?

#293
DO YOU HAVE ANY 7S?

#294
TURK.

#295
WE TEAR IT.

#296
AND SOMETIMES LASH.

#297
AND SOMETIMES LASH.

#298
BUT THE HOURS WE WORK, IT'S...

#299
IT'S LESS TEARING AND MORE FOLDING.

#300
IT'S LESS TEARING AND MORE FOLDING.

#301
RIGHT. GENTLY FOLDING.

#302
LADS, YOU'LL SLEEP ENOUGH WHEN YOU'RE DEAD AND BURIED.

#303
LADS, YOU'LL SLEEP ENOUGH WHEN YOU'RE DEAD AND BURIED.

#304
YOU HAVE TO GET OUT IN THE STREETS.

#305
YOU HAVE TO TALK TO A STRANGER.

#306
DRINK A BEER WITH BREAKFAST.

#307
DRINK A BEER WITH BREAKFAST.

#308
TAKE THE UGLIEST GIRL HOME AT THE PARTY.

#309
DONE IT! DONE THAT.

#310
DONE IT! DONE THAT.

#311
THAT ONE I'VE DONE.

#312
GO TRAVELING TO TEXAS, YOU KNOW.

#313
GO LINE DANCING WITH SOME MARRIED WOMEN

#314
GO LINE DANCING WITH SOME MARRIED WOMEN

#315
THAT WISH THEY WEREN'T MARRIED.

#316
YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT LIFE WILL PUT IN YOUR LAP

#317
WHEN YOU OPEN YOUR ARMS AND EMBRACE IT.

#318
WHEN YOU OPEN YOUR ARMS AND EMBRACE IT.

#319
BE SURPRISED WHAT WILL FALL IN YOUR LAP

#320
WHEN YOU OPEN UP AND EMBRACE LIFE.

#321
WHEN YOU OPEN UP AND EMBRACE LIFE.

#322
DUDE. ELLIOT!

#323
HE SAID MY EYES LOOKED LIKE THE IRISH COUNTRYSIDE AFTER A SOFT RAIN.

#324
HE SAID MY EYES LOOKED LIKE THE IRISH COUNTRYSIDE AFTER A SOFT RAIN.

#325
AHEM.

#326
I SHOULD GO.

#327
I SHOULD GO.

#328
THAT HAPPENED VERY QUICKLY.

#329
DON'T EVEN SWEAT IT. IT'S ELLIOT.

#330
DON'T EVEN SWEAT IT. IT'S ELLIOT.

#331
SHE'S DESPERATE.

#332
DUDE.

#333
DUDE.

#334
BABY! WHAT?!

#335
WHAT? I WASN'T GONNA DO ANYTHING.

#336
WHAT? I WASN'T GONNA DO ANYTHING.

#337
HE SAID MY HAIR WAS CURLY.

#338
YOUR HAIR IS CURLY.

#339
YOUR HAIR IS CURLY.

#340
BOTH: BABY!

#341
OK.

#342
WHAT DID YOU DO AROUND THE APARTMENT WHILE I WAS GONE?

#343
WHAT DID YOU DO AROUND THE APARTMENT WHILE I WAS GONE?

#344
OH, I TURNED YOUR LITTLE OFFICE INTO MY PAJAMA CLOSET.

#345
OH, I TURNED YOUR LITTLE OFFICE INTO MY PAJAMA CLOSET.

#346
I THREW OUT EVERYTHING IN THE REFRIGERATOR

#347
I THREW OUT EVERYTHING IN THE REFRIGERATOR

#348
THAT HAD THE WORD "JERKY" OR "WHIZ" ON IT.

#349
I GOT RID OF ALL YOUR CLOTHES THAT MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE 20 YEARS OLD.

#350
I GOT RID OF ALL YOUR CLOTHES THAT MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE YOU'RE 20 YEARS OLD.

#351
DON'T WORRY, I SAVED YOUR HOCKEY JERSEYS,

#352
ALTHOUGH I DID MOVE THEM INTO MY NEW PAJAMA CLOSET.

#353
ALTHOUGH I DID MOVE THEM INTO MY NEW PAJAMA CLOSET.

#354
AND FOR SOME REASON NONE OF THE REMOTES WORK ANYMORE.

#355
AND FOR SOME REASON NONE OF THE REMOTES WORK ANYMORE.

#356
AND WHY ARE YOU LIMPING?

#357
FISHING.

#358
FISHING.

#359
I'M LIMPING FROM FISHING.

#360
I'M LIMPING FROM FISHING.

#361
I KNOW THAT LIMP.

#362
NO, BOB. BOB, NO.

#363
YOU JUST GOT A VASECTOMY.

#364
YOU JUST GOT A VASECTOMY.

#365
I HAD MINE DONE BACK IN '68.

#366
IRONICALLY, THAT WAS THE SAME YEAR THAT ENID DISCOVERED PASTA

#367
IRONICALLY, THAT WAS THE SAME YEAR THAT ENID DISCOVERED PASTA

#368
AND I DISCOVERED I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO ENORMOUS WOMEN.

#369
AND I DISCOVERED I'M NOT ATTRACTED TO ENORMOUS WOMEN.

#370
I DIDN'T JUST GET A VASECTOMY.

#371
COME ON, SOLDIER.

#372
COME ON, SOLDIER.

#373
IF I HAVE TO FORCE YOU TO DROP YOUR PANTS, I WILL.

#374
IF I HAVE TO FORCE YOU TO DROP YOUR PANTS, I WILL.

#375
SO TELL BOBBO,

#376
WAS IT A HARD DECISION FOR THE TWO OF YOU TO MAKE?

#377
WAS IT A HARD DECISION FOR THE TWO OF YOU TO MAKE?

#378
SNIP IT, DOC.

#379
SNIP IT, DOC.

#380
SNIP IT HARD.

#381
YEAH, WE--WE REALLY STRUGGLED WITH IT.

#382
YEAH, WE--WE REALLY STRUGGLED WITH IT.

#383
YEAH, WE--WE REALLY STRUGGLED WITH IT.

#384
I DON'T REALLY CARE.

#385
ALL RIGHT, LOVE.

#386
(SIGHS)

#387
(SIGHS)

#388
WHY ARE YOU WAVING? YOU'RE MARRIED.

#389
SO WHAT, MARRIED PEOPLE CAN'T WAVE NOW?

#390
SO WHAT, MARRIED PEOPLE CAN'T WAVE NOW?

#391
THEY CAN WAVE LIKE THIS...

#392
BUT YOU CAN'T WAVE

#393
BUT YOU CAN'T WAVE

#394
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A WAVING EXPERT.

#395
WHAT PLANS OF OURS DID YOU FLAKE ON TO GO TO THAT WAVING SEMINAR?

#396
WHAT PLANS OF OURS DID YOU FLAKE ON TO GO TO THAT WAVING SEMINAR?

#397
OH, WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME?

#398
DID YOU FORGET?

#399
DID YOU FORGET?

#400
YOU BIG PLAN-FORGETTER.

#401
BESIDES, I DON'T NEED TO GO TO A WAVING SEMINAR

#402
TO KNOW THAT THIS WAVE IS INTERNATIONALLY KNOWN

#403
TO KNOW THAT THIS WAVE IS INTERNATIONALLY KNOWN

#404
AS "I AM A MARRIED WOMAN WHOSE SELF-ESTEEM HAS PLUMMETED

#405
AS "I AM A MARRIED WOMAN WHOSE SELF-ESTEEM HAS PLUMMETED

#406
"BECAUSE NOBODY LOOKS AT ME ANYMORE,

#407
SO I'M ACTING LIKE A DESPERATE HUSSY."

#408
SO I'M ACTING LIKE A DESPERATE HUSSY."

#409
OH, SNAP.

#410
DID YOU JUST CALL ME A HUSSY?

#411
DID YOU JUST CALL ME A HUSSY?

#412
DESPERATE HUSSY.

#413
AAH! AAH!

#414
OW! OHH! OHH!

#415
AAH!

#416
AAH!

#417
AAH! (SPEAKING SPANISH)

#418
WHOA, WHOA, LADIES! LADIES, STOP!

#419
WHOA, WHOA, LADIES! LADIES, STOP!

#420
CONTINUE.

#421
AAH! AAH!

#422
AAH! AAH!

#423
SO, BILLY, WE'RE GONNA NEED TO GET

#424
YOUR BROTHER'S INSURANCE INFORMATION.

#425
YOUR BROTHER'S INSURANCE INFORMATION.

#426
OH, HE'S NOT ME BROTHER.

#427
I ONLY MET THE FELLA LAST NIGHT, GOD BLESS HIM.

#428
I ONLY MET THE FELLA LAST NIGHT, GOD BLESS HIM.

#429
J.D.: IN LIFE, WE OFTEN MAKE ASSUMPTIONS THAT AREN'T TRUE.

#430
J.D.: IN LIFE, WE OFTEN MAKE ASSUMPTIONS THAT AREN'T TRUE.

#431
WHETHER IT'S ASSUMING YOU KNOW HOW SOMEONE'S GOING TO REACT...

#432
OK...LET ME HAVE IT.

#433
OK...LET ME HAVE IT.

#434
WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY, SWEETIE.

#435
WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY, SWEETIE.

#436
I'LL SEE YOU AT HOME.

#437
I'LL SEE YOU AT HOME.

#438
OW! OHH! OHH! AAH!

#439
OW! OHH! OHH! AAH!

#440
J.D.: OR ASSUMING THAT A LITTLE GIRL FROM CONNECTICUT

#441
WOULD NEVER FIGHT DIRTY.

#442
WOULD NEVER FIGHT DIRTY.

#443
(BOTH SCREAMING)

#444
I'M GOING IN! UNH!

#445
AAH! OHH!

#446
J.D.: THE CRAZY THING IS,

#447
MOST ASSUMPTIONS COULD BE AVOIDED

#448
IF YOU JUST ASKED A SIMPLE QUESTION IN THE FIRST PLACE.

#449
IF YOU JUST ASKED A SIMPLE QUESTION IN THE FIRST PLACE.

#450
WELL, IF YOU'RE NOT HIS BROTHER, THEN WHO ARE YOU?

#451
ME? I'M THE BLOKE THAT HIT HIM.

#452
ME? I'M THE BLOKE THAT HIT HIM.

#453
BILLY, I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE.

#454
BILLY, I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE.

#455
LADS, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

#456
HE THREW THE FIRST PUNCH.

#457
HE THREW THE FIRST PUNCH.

#458
THEN I HIT HIM, HE SLIPPED, HIT HIS HEAD ON THE BAR.

#459
NOW, LISTEN, WHERE I COME FROM,

#460
NOW, LISTEN, WHERE I COME FROM,

#461
YOU KNOCK SOMEONE UNCONSCIOUS,

#462
YOU STAY AROUND, YOU MAKE SURE THEY'RE OK.

#463
YOU STAY AROUND, YOU MAKE SURE THEY'RE OK.

#464
RIGHT? SO GUESS WHAT?

#465
I WON'T BE LEAVING.

#466
WELL, THEN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME AND MY PARTNER.

#467
WELL, THEN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO DEAL WITH ME AND MY PARTNER.

#468
I MEAN, LIKE MY PARTNER,

#469
NOT LIKE MY PARTNER.

#470
NOT LIKE MY PARTNER.

#471
CAN I TALK TO YOU OUTSIDE FOR A SECOND?

#472
CAN I TALK TO YOU OUTSIDE FOR A SECOND?

#473
HOW YOU DOING?

#474
HOW YOU DOING?

#475
NOT GREAT, ACTUALLY.

#476
I'M DEAD.

#477
BUMMER.

#478
BUMMER.

#479
HOW LONG?

#480
4 YEARS NEXT MONTH.

#481
JEEZ, THAT'S A NIGHTMARE.

#482
JEEZ, THAT'S A NIGHTMARE.

#483
I WAS DEAD ONCE... FOR ABOUT 10 MINUTES.

#484
THEN ME MATE DANNY PEED ON ME HEAD.

#485
THEN ME MATE DANNY PEED ON ME HEAD.

#486
REALLY?

#487
IT'S QUITE A SIGHT TO WAKE UP TO, THOUGH.

#488
IT'S QUITE A SIGHT TO WAKE UP TO, THOUGH.

#489
HEARD YOU GUYS WERE FIGHTING.

#490
WE MADE UP.

#491
WE MADE UP.

#492
NO, THEY DIDN'T.

#493
CHOP-BUSTING...

#494
CHOP-BUSTING...

#495
AND DOC-DUSTING.

#496
WELL, ELLIOT, YOU DON'T LOOK TOO BANGED UP ABOUT IT.

#497
WELL, ELLIOT, YOU DON'T LOOK TOO BANGED UP ABOUT IT.

#498
YOU GOT YOUR ARM AROUND CARLA.

#499
MY HAND IS STUCK IN THIS RAT'S NEST THAT SHE CALLS HAIR.

#500
MY HAND IS STUCK IN THIS RAT'S NEST THAT SHE CALLS HAIR.

#501
DYE-JOB. GOT IT.

#502
BUT, CHOPSTICK, YOU GONNA HAVE TO BUY A NEW WATCH.

#503
BUT, CHOPSTICK, YOU GONNA HAVE TO BUY A NEW WATCH.

#504
AND, CARLA, YOU MAY WANT TO BORROW SOME OF MY SPRAY-ON HAIR.

#505
BABY!

#506
NO, DUDE, FORGET THEM.

#507
WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH BILLY.

#508
WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH BILLY.

#509
NOW, SHOULD WE CALL THE COPS ON THIS GUY OR WHAT?

#510
I DON'T KNOW, MAN. HE SEEMS COOL.

#511
I DON'T KNOW, MAN. HE SEEMS COOL.

#512
HE PUT A GUY IN THE HOSPITAL. THAT'S A FELONY.

#513
AND AS DOCTORS, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO REPORT HIM.

#514
AND AS DOCTORS, WE'RE SUPPOSED TO REPORT HIM.

#515
ARE YOU TRYING TO CONVINCE ME

#516
TO DO SOMETHING THAT YOU ALREADY DID?

#517
'CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT DRIVES ME CRAZY.

#518
'CAUSE YOU KNOW THAT DRIVES ME CRAZY.

#519
THIS IS A DECISION WE BOTH NEED TO MAKE,

#520
TOGETHER, AS A TEAM, AS A UNIT.

#521
TOGETHER, AS A TEAM, AS A UNIT.

#522
ALL RIGHT, FINE, LET'S CALL THE COPS.

#523
ALL RIGHT, FINE, LET'S CALL THE COPS.

#524
THANK GOD.

#525
HELLO, GENTLEMEN.

#526
WE GOT A CALL ABOUT A FELONY FROM A DR. TURK.

#527
WE GOT A CALL ABOUT A FELONY FROM A DR. TURK.

#528
"TURK" IS EASIER TO HEAR OVER THE PHONE.

#529
"TURK" IS EASIER TO HEAR OVER THE PHONE.

#530
J.D.: "DORIAN" ISN'T HARD TO HEAR OVER THE PHONE,

#531
BUT I DIDN'T REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT WITH TURK.

#532
BUT I DIDN'T REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT WITH TURK.

#533
WHEN YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH SOMEONE,

#534
YOU TEND TO TALK TO EVERYONE EXCEPT THEM.

#535
YOU TEND TO TALK TO EVERYONE EXCEPT THEM.

#536
I WENT BEHIND JORDAN'S BACK

#537
AND GOT MY JUNK REWIRED.

#538
AND GOT MY JUNK REWIRED.

#539
SHE WAS SWEET TO ME.

#540
SWEET, BOBBO.

#541
SWEET, BOBBO.

#542
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MAKE OF THAT?

#543
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MAKE OF THAT?

#544
CARLA THINKS SHE'S SO TOUGH.

#545
YOU KNOW, SHE'S BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK.

#546
YOU KNOW, SHE'S BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK.

#547
SHE'S FROM THE BLOCK. ENOUGH ABOUT THE BLOCK!

#548
IT'S NOT MY FAULT MY FAMILY HAD AN ORCHARD.

#549
IT'S NOT MY FAULT MY FAMILY HAD AN ORCHARD.

#550
FOR 4 YEARS I'VE HAD TO LISTEN TO ELLIOT COMPLAIN ABOUT HER PROBLEMS.

#551
FOR 4 YEARS I'VE HAD TO LISTEN TO ELLIOT COMPLAIN ABOUT HER PROBLEMS.

#552
"MY PARENTS ARE TOO RICH."

#553
"I SLEPT WITH J.D. AGAIN."

#554
"I SLEPT WITH J.D. AGAIN."

#555
"WHY CAN'T I GAIN ANY WEIGHT?"

#556
WELL, I GOT PROBLEMS OF MY OWN. I'M FROM THE BLOCK.

#557
WELL, I GOT PROBLEMS OF MY OWN. I'M FROM THE BLOCK.

#558
I WANTED TO HELP HER.

#559
I JUST WISH SHE COULD'VE HEARD ME.

#560
OK, JERRY, YOU'RE OUT.

#561
OK, JERRY, YOU'RE OUT.

#562
LAVERNE? MM-HMM?

#563
CAN I TALK TO YOU?

#564
PERRY, BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I'M PROUD TO WELCOME YOU

#565
PERRY, BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I'M PROUD TO WELCOME YOU

#566
TO WHAT I LIKE TO CALL THE SEEDLESS GRAPES CLUB.

#567
BUT STILL...

#568
BUT STILL...

#569
I HAVE JUST ONE OBVIOUS,

#570
AND HOPEFULLY CHOP-BUSTING QUESTION...

#571
AND HOPEFULLY CHOP-BUSTING QUESTION...

#572
WHY THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING TO ME ABOUT THIS?

#573
ALL: I GUESS I SHOULD BE TALKING TO HER.

#574
JORDAN, JORDAN, WHY AREN'T YOU MORE UPSET ABOUT THIS?

#575
JORDAN, JORDAN, WHY AREN'T YOU MORE UPSET ABOUT THIS?

#576
HONEST TO GOD, I DON'T GET IT.

#577
HONEST TO GOD, I DON'T GET IT.

#578
I MEAN, NORMALLY YOU'D GO TO YOUR MOTHER'S FOR A BITCH REFRESHER COURSE

#579
AND THEN YOU'D COME RIGHT BACK HERE,

#580
AND THEN YOU'D COME RIGHT BACK HERE,

#581
JUST SWINGING FOR THE FENCES.

#582
YOU KNOW WHAT? I'D LOVE TO STAY AND CHAT,

#583
BUT IF WE'RE LATE FOR BALLET,

#584
BUT IF WE'RE LATE FOR BALLET,

#585
JACK WON'T GET A SPOT BY THE BATHROOM

#586
AND THEN HE'LL PEE IN HIS TIGHTS.

#587
I'M SORRY, MY SON IS TAKING-- IS TAKING BALLET?

#588
I'M SORRY, MY SON IS TAKING-- IS TAKING BALLET?

#589
I'M SORRY, MY SON IS TAKING-- IS TAKING BALLET?

#590
COME ON, JORDAN, HE'S ALREADY GOT AN OVERBEARING MOTHER

#591
AND A FAIRLY PROMINENT LISP.

#592
AND A FAIRLY PROMINENT LISP.

#593
IF WE STICK HIM IN THE TIGHTS,

#594
WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST GO AHEAD AND GET HIM

#595
A TIME SHARE ON FIRE ISLAND.

#596
A TIME SHARE ON FIRE ISLAND.

#597
OH, I HAVEN'T EVEN DECIDED IF I'M GONNA MAKE HIM GAY YET.

#598
OHH, I SEE WHAT THIS IS.

#599
OHH, I SEE WHAT THIS IS.

#600
THIS IS THE PAYBACK, HUH?

#601
THIS IS THE PAYBACK, HUH?

#602
PERRY, I DIDN'T FREAK OUT BECAUSE YOU AND I

#603
ARE 2 VERY INDEPENDENT PEOPLE IN A RELATIONSHIP

#604
ARE 2 VERY INDEPENDENT PEOPLE IN A RELATIONSHIP

#605
AND WE DON'T ALWAYS SHARE OUR FEELINGS.

#606
I DIDN'T GET ANGRY BECAUSE I'M NOT SURPRISED.

#607
I DIDN'T GET ANGRY BECAUSE I'M NOT SURPRISED.

#608
LET'S GO BALLET.

#609
DO I WISH IT WERE DIFFERENT?

#610
SOMETIMES.

#611
SOMETIMES.

#612
BUT WHATEVER YOU AND I HAVE IS WORKING,

#613
SO I GUESS I JUST HAVE TO LIVE WITH IT.

#614
SO I GUESS I JUST HAVE TO LIVE WITH IT.

#615
BYE, DADDY.

#616
SO HOW YOU FEELING DOWN THERE?

#617
SO HOW YOU FEELING DOWN THERE?

#618
OH, GREAT. GREAT.

#619
REVERSE IT.

#620
REVERSE IT.

#621
SEE YA, LADS.

#622
OH, MAN.

#623
OH, MAN.

#624
I KNOW WE FEEL GUILTY, OK, BUT IT'S OVER.

#625
IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S GONNA BE ANY RAMIFICATIONS.

#626
IT'S NOT LIKE THERE'S GONNA BE ANY RAMIFICATIONS.

#627
YOU HAVE ONE DAY

#628
YOU HAVE ONE DAY

#629
TO COME UP WITH ANOTHER GORGEOUS IRISHMAN.

#630
ONE DAY.

#631
ONE DAY.

#632
WHAT?

#633
THE TODD APPRECIATES HOT,

#634
REGARDLESS OF GENDER.

#635
REGARDLESS OF GENDER.

#636
I'M GLAD BILLY'S GONE.

#637
HE WAS SUCH A JERK.

#638
HE WAS SUCH A JERK.

#639
HE KEPT CALLING ME BONNIE.

#640
BONNIE MEANS PRETTY.

#641
OH, MY GOD,

#642
OH, MY GOD,

#643
I WILL NEVER LOVE LIKE THAT AGAIN.

#644
YOU KNOW I WASN'T REALLY MAD ABOUT BILLY

#645
YOU KNOW I WASN'T REALLY MAD ABOUT BILLY

#646
OR THE WHOLE FLAKING THING.

#647
I REMEMBER HUGGING YOU THE DAY OF MY WEDDING

#648
I REMEMBER HUGGING YOU THE DAY OF MY WEDDING

#649
AND THINKING TO MYSELF, EVEN THOUGH THE OTHER 2 BRIDESMAIDS WERE MY SISTERS,

#650
AND THINKING TO MYSELF, EVEN THOUGH THE OTHER 2 BRIDESMAIDS WERE MY SISTERS,

#651
I FELT CLOSER TO YOU.

#652
WHEN DID WE STOP BEING BEST FRIENDS?

#653
WHEN DID WE STOP BEING BEST FRIENDS?

#654
IT FEELS LIKE IT TOOK US SO LONG TO GET TO THAT POINT

#655
IT FEELS LIKE IT TOOK US SO LONG TO GET TO THAT POINT

#656
AND THEN IT'S GONE AWAY SO QUICKLY, YOU KNOW?

#657
WELL, IT'S MY FAULT.

#658
WELL, IT'S MY FAULT.

#659
I'VE BEEN BURYING MYSELF IN BEING MARRIED.

#660
OH, PLEASE, IT IS YOUR FIRST YEAR.

#661
OH, PLEASE, IT IS YOUR FIRST YEAR.

#662
I SHOULD'VE BEEN THE ONE TO MAKE THE EXTRA EFFORT.

#663
SO WHAT NOW?

#664
SO WHAT NOW?

#665
WE TRY HARDER.

#666
ALL RIGHT.

#667
ALL RIGHT.

#668
YO, WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO FIGHT LIKE THAT?

#669
WHEN YOU GROW UP ON AN ORCHARD,

#670
WHEN YOU GROW UP ON AN ORCHARD,

#671
YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH CHOICE.

#672
APPLE THIEVES.

#673
APPLE THIEVES.

#674
AH.

#675
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO YOU?

#676
I GOT THEM TO REVERSE THE VASECTOMY.

#677
I GOT THEM TO REVERSE THE VASECTOMY.

#678
WHAT AN INCREDIBLY NORMAL THING TO DO.

#679
WHAT AN INCREDIBLY NORMAL THING TO DO.

#680
JORDAN, LET ME TALK FOR A SECOND.

#681
I'VE BEEN TRAINED FOR MANY YEARS TO TAKE ANY EMOTION I FEEL,

#682
I'VE BEEN TRAINED FOR MANY YEARS TO TAKE ANY EMOTION I FEEL,

#683
PUSH IT DOWN, AND THEN LET IT OUT BY DRINKING WAY TOO MUCH

#684
PUSH IT DOWN, AND THEN LET IT OUT BY DRINKING WAY TOO MUCH

#685
AND BY YELLING AT THE FOOTBALL PLAYERS ON MY TV SCREEN.

#686
AND BY YELLING AT THE FOOTBALL PLAYERS ON MY TV SCREEN.

#687
AND I--I REALLY THOUGHT I HIT THE JACKPOT

#688
AND I--I REALLY THOUGHT I HIT THE JACKPOT

#689
WHEN I FINALLY MET A WOMAN

#690
WHO WAS AS DISTURBED AND CLOSED OFF AS I AM.

#691
WHO WAS AS DISTURBED AND CLOSED OFF AS I AM.

#692
THANK YOU.

#693
YOU'RE WELCOME.

#694
STILL, NOW I WANT MORE. I--I REALLY DO.

#695
STILL, NOW I WANT MORE. I--I REALLY DO.

#696
I WANT TO TALK ABOUT THINGS.

#697
NOT EVERYTHING. NOT EVERYTHING.

#698
NOT EVERYTHING. NOT EVERYTHING.

#699
I DEFINITELY DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT EVERYTHING.

#700
FOR INSTANCE, I DON'T NEED TO KNOW

#701
FOR INSTANCE, I DON'T NEED TO KNOW

#702
WHEN YOU BEAT UP A WOMAN IN THE PARK

#703
BECAUSE HER PURSE IS THE SAME COLOR AS YOURS,

#704
BECAUSE HER PURSE IS THE SAME COLOR AS YOURS,

#705
BUT THINGS THAT MATTER.

#706
THINGS THAT ARE IMPORTANT TO US AS A FAMILY.

#707
THINGS THAT ARE IMPORTANT TO US AS A FAMILY.

#708
AND I KNOW--I KNOW THAT THERE ARE GUYS WHO BRING FLOWERS

#709
AND I KNOW--I KNOW THAT THERE ARE GUYS WHO BRING FLOWERS

#710
AND THERE ARE GUYS WHO WRITE LOVE SONGS.

#711
AND THERE ARE GUYS WHO WRITE LOVE SONGS.

#712
BUT, JORDAN, I'M A GUY SITTING IN FRONT OF YOU HERE

#713
WITH A TWICE-OPERATED-ON PENIS

#714
WITH A TWICE-OPERATED-ON PENIS

#715
THAT SAYS I WANT TO BE A COUPLE

#716
THAT COMMUNICATES MORE OPENLY.

#717
THAT COMMUNICATES MORE OPENLY.

#718
WHAT KIND OF GUY WRITES LOVE SONGS?

#719
GUYS WHOSE MOTHERS MAKE THEM GO TO BALLET CLASS.

#720
GUYS WHOSE MOTHERS MAKE THEM GO TO BALLET CLASS.

#721
FAIR ENOUGH.

#722
YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU.

#723
I LOVE YOU, TOO.

#724
I LOVE YOU, TOO.

#725
OK, NOW THAT WE'RE BEING ALL OPEN AND HONEST...

#726
YEAH.

#727
I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANY MORE KIDS.

#728
I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANY MORE KIDS.

#729
I THINK YOU SHOULD GET THE VASECTOMY.

#730
FANTASTIC.

#731
FANTASTIC.

#732
I WARNED YOU!

#733
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?

#734
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?

#735
HE WOKE UP AND SAID SOMETHING SNARKY,

#736
SO I POPPED HIM AGAIN.

#737
ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

#738
ARE YOU SERIOUS?!

#739
BOO! AAAH!

#740
NAH.

#741
NAH.

#742
OH, YOU THINK SCARING PEOPLE'S FUNNY?

#743
WELL, GOOD, 'CAUSE YOU'RE DYING.

#744
WELL, GOOD, 'CAUSE YOU'RE DYING.

#745
JOHN DORIAN, YOU ARE A DOCTOR.

#746
WELL, HE STARTED IT.

#747
SORRY ABOUT YOUR FACE, MAN.

#748
SORRY ABOUT YOUR FACE, MAN.

#749
OH, PLEASE, I THREW THE FIRST PUNCH. IT WAS MY FAULT.

#750
RIGHT, THEN, I'M OFF.

#751
RIGHT, THEN, I'M OFF.

#752
SUPPOSED TO BE IN FLORENCE BY MIDNIGHT.

#753
HOW THE HELL ARE YOU GONNA DO THAT?

#754
HOW THE HELL ARE YOU GONNA DO THAT?

#755
HER APARTMENT'S 2 BLOCKS AWAY.

#756
SHOULD BE NO PROBLEM AT ALL.

#757
SHOULD BE NO PROBLEM AT ALL.

#758
HEY, WE'RE SORRY ABOUT THE WHOLE INCARCERATION THING.

#759
NO WORRIES. LIFE'S TOO SHORT TO HOLD A GRUDGE.

#760
BUT STILL, YOU 2 BOYS MIGHT WANT TO ASK YOURSELVES

#761
BUT STILL, YOU 2 BOYS MIGHT WANT TO ASK YOURSELVES

#762
WHY YOU CONTACTED THE AUTHORITIES

#763
AND DIDN'T HAVE THE DECENCY TO COME AND TALK TO ME FIRST.

#764
AND DIDN'T HAVE THE DECENCY TO COME AND TALK TO ME FIRST.

#765
BUT I SHALL LET YOU TWO PARTNERS FIGURE THAT OUT.

#766
BY THE WAY, YOU'RE A GORGEOUS COUPLE.

#767
BY THE WAY, YOU'RE A GORGEOUS COUPLE.

#768
GOOD LUCK TO YOU.

#769
SEE YOU, LADS!

#770
SEE YOU, LADS!

#771
WHEN I WAS ALIVE, I WISH I HAD LIVED ONE DAY

#772
WHEN I WAS ALIVE, I WISH I HAD LIVED ONE DAY

#773
LIKE HE LIVES EVERY DAY OF HIS LIFE.

#774
LIKE HE LIVES EVERY DAY OF HIS LIFE.

#775
DEAD PEOPLE DON'T TALK, JERRY.

#776
J.D.: WE WEREN'T REALLY MAD AT JERRY.

#777
J.D.: WE WEREN'T REALLY MAD AT JERRY.

#778
WHAT WE REALIZED WAS THAT WE WERE JEALOUS OF BILLY

#779
BECAUSE HE WAS OUT LIVING LIFE

#780
AND TURK AND I WEREN'T.

#781
AND TURK AND I WEREN'T.

#782
I GUESS IT'S IMPORTANT NOT TO TAKE LIFE FOR GRANTED.

#783
I GUESS IT'S IMPORTANT NOT TO TAKE LIFE FOR GRANTED.

#784
WHETHER IT'S APPRECIATING YOUR RELATIONSHIPS...

#785
ALL RIGHTY, LET'S GO FOR THE HAT TRICK THERE, DOC.

#786
ALL RIGHTY, LET'S GO FOR THE HAT TRICK THERE, DOC.

#787
ARE YOU SURE?

#788
HEY, DOC, ZIP IT, GRIP IT, AND SNIP IT!

#789
HEY, DOC, ZIP IT, GRIP IT, AND SNIP IT!

#790
(BOTH LAUGHING)

#791
J.D.: OR RENEWING YOUR FRIENDSHIPS.

#792
J.D.: OR RENEWING YOUR FRIENDSHIPS.

#793
(SNORTS) I ALMOST PEED.

#794
(SNORTS) I ALMOST PEED.

#795
(COUGHING AND LAUGHING)

#796
FOR TURK AND I, IT WAS IMPORTANT TO JUST GET OUT

#797
AND START LIVING LIFE, PERIOD.

#798
BUDDY, IT IS ALMOST 1:00 IN THE MORNING,

#799
AND WE HAVE TO BE AT WORK AT 5:00.

#800
AND WE HAVE TO BE AT WORK AT 5:00.

#801
I KNOW, BUT HOW OFTEN DO WE DO THIS?

#802
I KNOW, BUT HOW OFTEN DO WE DO THIS?

#803
YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT. COME ON.

#804
DO YOU HAVE ANY 2S?

#805
DO YOU HAVE ANY 2S?

#806
AH, NO. GO FISH, PLEASE.

#807
DO YOU HAVE ANY KS?

#808
DO YOU HAVE ANY KS?

#809
UM...PLEASE GO FISH.

#810
UM...PLEASE GO FISH.

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