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Season 4, Episode 15 — My Hypocritical Oath

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J.D., NARRATING: EVEN THOUGH IT CAN BE TOUGH AROUND HERE,

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SOMETIMES GOD GIVES YOU LITTLE GIFTS TO GET YOU THROUGH THE DAY.

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SOMETIMES GOD GIVES YOU LITTLE GIFTS TO GET YOU THROUGH THE DAY.

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AAH!

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AAH!

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YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO GRAB A MOP--

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SHUSH. WATCHING THE SIXTH SENSE.

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SHUSH. WATCHING THE SIXTH SENSE.

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THERE'S A MESS IN THE HALLWAY.

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THIS KID SEES DEAD PEOPLE.

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THIS KID SEES DEAD PEOPLE.

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THAT FILM IS AT LEAST 5 YEARS OLD.

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SO WHAT? I HAVEN'T SEEN IT.

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SO WHAT? I HAVEN'T SEEN IT.

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BRUCE WILLIS IS A GHOST.

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HE'S BEEN DEAD THE ENTIRE TIME.

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HE'S BEEN DEAD THE ENTIRE TIME.

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OH! ALL THE BEST.

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NO! NOOO!

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NO! NOOO!

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YOU GUYS, I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT TONIGHT.

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YOU GUYS, I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT TONIGHT.

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SETTLE DOWN. WE'RE JUST GOING TO A NIGHTCLUB.

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NO, CARLA. AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN CLUB.

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NO, CARLA. AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN CLUB.

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PROMISE ME YOU'LL BE COOL.

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J.D.: IN TURK'S DEFENSE, WE HAD TRIED THIS ONCE BEFORE.

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J.D.: IN TURK'S DEFENSE, WE HAD TRIED THIS ONCE BEFORE.

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YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME.

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J.D: AND ONCE BEFORE THAT.

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J.D: AND ONCE BEFORE THAT.

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YEEEAH, BOYYYEE!

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AW, MAN. IT'S ONLY 10:00.

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J.D.: BUT, HEY, THE THIRD TIME'S A CHARM.

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ALL RIGHT, YOU THREE CAN GO IN.

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ALL RIGHT, YOU THREE CAN GO IN.

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WORD. UH-UH. YOU'RE OUT.

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OH, LOOK, SIR, PLEASE--

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OH, LOOK, SIR, PLEASE--

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BABY, I GOT THIS. DON'T WORRY ABOUT THIS.

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LISTEN HERE, MAN.

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HOMEY HERE, YOU KNOW, HE'S A LITTLE OUT OF HIS MIZZLE,

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HOMEY HERE, YOU KNOW, HE'S A LITTLE OUT OF HIS MIZZLE,

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SO I'M JUST SAYING FOR JUST A LITTLE BIZZLE,

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IF YOU LET HIM UP IN THIS PIZZLE, HE'LL BE ALL CHIZZLE.

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IF YOU LET HIM UP IN THIS PIZZLE, HE'LL BE ALL CHIZZLE.

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YOU OUT, TOO.

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YOU OUT, TOO.

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SIR, THIS IS FOR IDIOT NUMBER ONE,

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AND THIS IS FOR IDIOT NUMBER 2.

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AND THIS IS FOR IDIOT NUMBER 2.

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COME ON, YOU FOOL.

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COME ON, YOU FOOL.

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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

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(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)

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OH, I KNEW I'D GET IN!

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JUST DON'T LOOSE YOUR HEAD, BAMBI.

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JUST DON'T LOOSE YOUR HEAD, BAMBI.

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OH!

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TURK! J.D.'S DOING THE--

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TURK! J.D.'S DOING THE--

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HEH. OH, GOD.

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J.D.: 4 HOURS OF ROBOTING LEFT ME PARCHED.

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J.D.: 4 HOURS OF ROBOTING LEFT ME PARCHED.

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(R&B MUSIC PLAYING)

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(R&B MUSIC PLAYING)

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AND THAT'S WHEN I SAW KYLIE.

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HI. CAN YOU MAKE ME AN APPLETINI?

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HI. CAN YOU MAKE ME AN APPLETINI?

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I HOPE SO. IT'S MY FAVORITE DRINK.

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I HOPE SO. IT'S MY FAVORITE DRINK.

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(THINKING) OH, MY GOD. THAT'S A SIGN!

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IF ONLY SHE HAD MY GOOFY SENSE OF HUMOR.

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IF ONLY SHE HAD MY GOOFY SENSE OF HUMOR.

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RAN OUT OF VODKA. LET ME GO DOWNSTAIRS AND GET SOME MORE.

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HA HA HA! I'VE BEEN WORKING ON MY FAKE STAIR WALK.

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HA HA HA! I'VE BEEN WORKING ON MY FAKE STAIR WALK.

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(THINKING) OK, TIME TO MOVE IN FOR THE KILL.

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WORK THE FACT THAT YOU'RE A DOCTOR INTO THE CONVERSATION.

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WORK THE FACT THAT YOU'RE A DOCTOR INTO THE CONVERSATION.

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JUST BE SUBTLE.

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I'M A DOCTOR. JOHN DORIAN.

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I'M A DOCTOR. JOHN DORIAN.

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MOST OF MY PATIENTS LIVE.

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THIS IS SO WEIRD. I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A DOCTOR...

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THIS IS SO WEIRD. I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A DOCTOR...

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(THINKING) MY GOD, LOOK AT THOSE BEAUTIFUL EYES.

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THEY'RE SO BIG I CAN SEE MYSELF IN THEM.

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THEY'RE SO BIG I CAN SEE MYSELF IN THEM.

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WOW! HOW CUTE AM I?

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WOW! HOW CUTE AM I?

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SO IT'S PROBABLY NOTHING BIG,

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BUT I'M WONDERING IF YOU COULD CHECK IT OUT.

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BUT I'M WONDERING IF YOU COULD CHECK IT OUT.

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YOU GOT IT. COME BY SACRED HEART TOMORROW.

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I HAVE CLINIC HOURS. AFTER ALL, I'M A DOCTOR.

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I HAVE CLINIC HOURS. AFTER ALL, I'M A DOCTOR.

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DUDE, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. YOU'RE GONNA DATE A PATIENT.

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DUDE, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. YOU'RE GONNA DATE A PATIENT.

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I HOPE SHE HAS SOMETHING THAT KEEPS HER HERE FOR A WHILE

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SO YOU CAN GET TO KNOW HER.

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SO YOU CAN GET TO KNOW HER.

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I GOTTA THANK YOU

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FOR TAKING A SPECIAL INTEREST IN THIS.

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DON'T GIVE HIM TOO MUCH CREDIT. HE'S JUST EXCITED

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DON'T GIVE HIM TOO MUCH CREDIT. HE'S JUST EXCITED

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BECAUSE HE WISHES HE DATED MORE SEXY BLACK WOMEN WHEN HE WAS SINGLE.

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BECAUSE HE WISHES HE DATED MORE SEXY BLACK WOMEN WHEN HE WAS SINGLE.

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WELL, AT LEAST HE MARRIED ONE.

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TODD, I'M NOT BLACK.

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RIGHT. AND I'M NOT STRAIGHT.

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RIGHT. AND I'M NOT STRAIGHT.

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DO YOU EVER GET THAT SPECIAL FLUTTERY FEELING IN YOUR HEART

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DO YOU EVER GET THAT SPECIAL FLUTTERY FEELING IN YOUR HEART

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WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE A WOMAN'S ABOUT TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE?

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WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE A WOMAN'S ABOUT TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE?

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HEY, J.D.! THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND JAMES.

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HEY, J.D.! THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND JAMES.

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THANKS AGAIN FOR SEEING HIM.

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HOW'S YOUR HEART?

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HOW'S YOUR HEART?

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THE FLUTTERING HAS STOPPED.

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# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN, NO, I KNOW #

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# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN, NO, I KNOW #

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

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BE WITH YOU IN A SECOND.

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THANKS, DOC.

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THANKS, DOC.

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IT'S FUNNY. I THOUGHT YOU SAID

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YOU WERE THE ONE WHO NEEDED A DOCTOR.

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NO. I TOLD YOU IT WAS JAMES.

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NO. I TOLD YOU IT WAS JAMES.

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OH. HOW COULD I NOT HAVE HEARD THAT?

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REMEMBER, I SAID...

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REMEMBER, I SAID...

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(THINKING) MY GOD, LOOK AT THOSE BEAUTIFUL EYES.

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THEY'RE SO B-- YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN!

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THEY'RE SO B-- YOU'RE DOING IT AGAIN!

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SO I'LL SEE YOU IN THERE.

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OK. IN THERE I'LL SEE YOU.

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OK. IN THERE I'LL SEE YOU.

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HA HA HA!

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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S OVER.

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DUDE, IT'S NOT THAT SERIOUS, ALL RIGHT?

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THERE COULD BE A WINDOW,

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THERE COULD BE A WINDOW,

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BUT YOU HAVE TO GET IN THERE AND FISH

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FOR INFORMATION, ALL RIGHT?

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YOU DON'T WANT TO LOSE THIS HOTTIE!

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YOU DON'T WANT TO LOSE THIS HOTTIE!

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SHE IS SLAMMING HOTTIE, AND YOU DON'T WANT TO--

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TURK. MM-HMM.

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TURK. MM-HMM.

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I GOT THIS. BABY, YOU KNOW YOU'RE HIS WORLD.

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I'M GOING FOR IT. BUT, YOU KNOW, I GOTTA GO IN THERE HOT.

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I'M GOING FOR IT. BUT, YOU KNOW, I GOTTA GO IN THERE HOT.

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TURK, WHAT'S THAT JOKE

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THAT MICKHEAD ALWAYS TELLS?

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THAT MICKHEAD ALWAYS TELLS?

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DUDE, A GUY WALKS INTO A DENTIST'S OFFICE

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DUDE, A GUY WALKS INTO A DENTIST'S OFFICE

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AND SAYS, "I THINK I'M A MOTH."

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THE DENTIST THEN SAYS, "WELL, IF YOU THINK "YOU'RE A MOTH,

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THE DENTIST THEN SAYS, "WELL, IF YOU THINK "YOU'RE A MOTH,

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WHY'D YOU COME TO THE DENTIST'S OFFICE?"

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THE GUY THEN SAYS,

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THE GUY THEN SAYS,

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"WELL, THE LIGHT WAS ON."

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THAT MOTH IS CRAZY.

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THAT MOTH IS CRAZY.

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HEY, I HEARD A GREAT JOKE.

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A GUYS WALKS INTO A DENTIST'S OFFICE

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AND SAYS, "I THINK I'M A MOTH,"

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AND THE DENTIST SAYS, "WELL, IF YOU THINK YOU'RE A MOTH,

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AND THE DENTIST SAYS, "WELL, IF YOU THINK YOU'RE A MOTH,

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WHY ARE YOU IN A DENTIST'S OFFICE?"

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(THINKING) OH, NO, I FORGOT THE PUNCH LINE.

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(THINKING) OH, NO, I FORGOT THE PUNCH LINE.

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YOU CAN'T BAIL OUT NOW. STALL, STALL.

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YOU CAN'T BAIL OUT NOW. STALL, STALL.

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SO THE MOTH SAYS,

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"THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.

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"THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.

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WHAT KIND OF DENTIST ARE YOU?"

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AND THE DENTIST SAYS, "WELL, I'M A GENERAL DENTIST,

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AND THE DENTIST SAYS, "WELL, I'M A GENERAL DENTIST,

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"BUT I DO DABBLE IN ORTHODONTRY,

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BRACES AND SUCH," AND THE MOTH SAYS,

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BRACES AND SUCH," AND THE MOTH SAYS,

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"ORTHODONTRY? I HEAR THERE'S GREAT MONEY IN THAT."

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"ORTHODONTRY? I HEAR THERE'S GREAT MONEY IN THAT."

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(THINKING) THE LIGHT WAS ON!

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"BUT TO ANSWER YOUR ORIGINAL QUESTION,

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"BUT TO ANSWER YOUR ORIGINAL QUESTION,

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"WHICH WAS IF I THINK I'M A MOTH,

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"WHY AM I IN A DENTIST'S OFFICE,

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"WHY AM I IN A DENTIST'S OFFICE,

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THE ANSWER IS BECAUSE THE LIGHT WAS ON."

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HA HA HA!

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HA HA HA!

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THE LIGHT. IT WAS THE LIGHT, JAMES.

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MOTHS LOVE LIGHT. SO, JAMES,

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MOTHS LOVE LIGHT. SO, JAMES,

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OTHER THAN YOUR FUNNY BONE BEING BROKEN,

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WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?

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WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?

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I'VE HAD A FEVER AND STOMACHACHE FOR ALMOST A WEEK.

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OK, WELL, LET'S GET A LITTLE HISTORY ON YOU.

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OK, WELL, LET'S GET A LITTLE HISTORY ON YOU.

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(THINKING) TIME TO GO FISHING FOR SOME INFO.

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(THINKING) TIME TO GO FISHING FOR SOME INFO.

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DO YOU EVER HAVE ANY SHORTNESS OF BREATH,

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FOR INSTANCE WHEN YOU'RE WALKING KYLIE TO THE APARTMENT THAT YOU SHARE?

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FOR INSTANCE WHEN YOU'RE WALKING KYLIE TO THE APARTMENT THAT YOU SHARE?

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WE DON'T LIVE TOGETHER.

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(THINKING) WINDOW! WINDOW!

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(THINKING) WINDOW! WINDOW!

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OH, SO YOU'RE WAITING UNTIL YOU GET MARRIED.

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WE'RE NOT ENGAGED.

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WE'RE NOT ENGAGED.

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TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, I DON'T HAVE ANY SHORTNESS OF BREATH,

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BUT MY RIGHT KNEE IS A LITTLE PUFFY.

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BUT MY RIGHT KNEE IS A LITTLE PUFFY.

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WELL, MAYBE THAT'S FROM DRAGGING YOUR FEET. AM I RIGHT, KYLIE?

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WELL, MAYBE THAT'S FROM DRAGGING YOUR FEET. AM I RIGHT, KYLIE?

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SHE KNOWS! OK.

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(THINKING) USING PATIENT HISTORIES TO YOUR ADVANTAGE IS AN OLD DOCTOR TRICK.

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(THINKING) USING PATIENT HISTORIES TO YOUR ADVANTAGE IS AN OLD DOCTOR TRICK.

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LET'S FACE IT. WHAT A DOCTOR SAYS AND WHAT THEY MEAN

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LET'S FACE IT. WHAT A DOCTOR SAYS AND WHAT THEY MEAN

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ARE OFTEN 2 DIFFERENT THINGS.

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I KNOW DR. ROBBINS TREATED YOUR HUSBAND IN THE E.R.,

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I KNOW DR. ROBBINS TREATED YOUR HUSBAND IN THE E.R.,

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BUT WE'RE GONNA APPROACH THIS CASE A BIT DIFFERENTLY.

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AND IT'S VERY COMFORTING TO HAVE

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AND IT'S VERY COMFORTING TO HAVE

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THE CHIEF OF MEDICINE HERE.

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I TOOK A SPECIAL INTEREST IN THIS CASE.

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I TOOK A SPECIAL INTEREST IN THIS CASE.

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OH, THANK YOU.

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HEY, ELLIOT. YOUR BOOBIES LOOK HOT TODAY.

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HEY, ELLIOT. YOUR BOOBIES LOOK HOT TODAY.

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UGH! MR. CHENG'S TEST RESULTS SHOW THAT HE'S IN RENAL FAILURE.

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UGH! MR. CHENG'S TEST RESULTS SHOW THAT HE'S IN RENAL FAILURE.

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WE'RE JUST WAITING FOR THE RESULTS OF HIS BLOOD SMEAR.

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NO NEED. I SAW HIS CHART RIGHT BEFORE

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NO NEED. I SAW HIS CHART RIGHT BEFORE

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I WENT TO THE BAKERY. HE'S GOT MALARIA.

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AND YOU WERE GOING TO TELL HIM THIS

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AND YOU WERE GOING TO TELL HIM THIS

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AFTER YOU HAD A STICKY BUN?

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WELL, IN MY DEFENSE, HE'S GOING TO LIVE

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WELL, IN MY DEFENSE, HE'S GOING TO LIVE

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AT LEAST ANOTHER 12 HOURS AND THE BAKERY CLOSES AT 5:00.

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BUT WE'VE GOTTA GET MOVING ON THIS.

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BUT WE'VE GOTTA GET MOVING ON THIS.

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WHAT SHOULD WE DO?

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NOTHING. MR. CHENG IS NOT LONG FOR THIS WORLD.

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NOTHING. MR. CHENG IS NOT LONG FOR THIS WORLD.

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DO YOU BELIEVE THAT GUY?

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I NEVER CEASE TO BE AMAZED BY THE DEPTH

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I NEVER CEASE TO BE AMAZED BY THE DEPTH

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OF HIS CYNICISM AND CALLOUSNESS.

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SO WHAT DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO?

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SO WHAT DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD DO?

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OH, I DON'T CARE. I'M GOING HOME TO WATCH THE LAKERS PLAY THE HEAT.

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IT'S THE GAME OF THE YEAR, SHAQ VERSUS KOBE.

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IT'S THE GAME OF THE YEAR, SHAQ VERSUS KOBE.

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AND YOU ARE GOING TO STAY HERE AND DEAL WITH THIS YOURSELF.

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AND YOU ARE GOING TO STAY HERE AND DEAL WITH THIS YOURSELF.

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SHAQ VERSUS KOBE?

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ALL THE BEST. OOH! LET IT HAPPEN.

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ALL THE BEST. OOH! LET IT HAPPEN.

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3, 2, 1--AHH!

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WHAT'S THIS STRETCH GOOD FOR?

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WHAT'S THIS STRETCH GOOD FOR?

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IT LOOSENS UP MY CHEST, BUT YOU SHOULD PROBABLY STRETCH, TOO.

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IT LOOSENS UP MY CHEST, BUT YOU SHOULD PROBABLY STRETCH, TOO.

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DON'T NEED TO, BUDDY. I GOT A TUBE OF BEN-GAY

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ON EACH ONE OF MY HAMSTRINGS.

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ON EACH ONE OF MY HAMSTRINGS.

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HOW ARE THINGS GOING WITH KYLIE?

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THEY'RE OK. IS THERE SOME SPECIAL WAY

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TO GET A BLACK GIRL TO LIKE YOU?

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TO GET A BLACK GIRL TO LIKE YOU?

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DUDE, THE ONLY DIFFERENCE

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BETWEEN A BLACK GIRL AND A WHITE GIRL

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IS THAT WHEN A BLACK GIRL ASKS YOU

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IS THAT WHEN A BLACK GIRL ASKS YOU

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IF HER ASS LOOKS BIG, YOU SAY, "HELL, YEAH."

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ALL RIGHT. OK?

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ALL RIGHT. OK?

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YOU WANT TO PLAY SOME BALL? HELL, YES.

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DR. KELSO, I'VE THOUGHT ABOUT IT,

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AND I AM NOT GOING TO JUST STAND AROUND

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AND I AM NOT GOING TO JUST STAND AROUND

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AND WAIT FOR MR. CHENG TO DIE.

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EXCUSE ME? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

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BARBIE GOING TOE TO TOE WITH BIG BOB

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BARBIE GOING TOE TO TOE WITH BIG BOB

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IN A BATTLE OF THE ANNOYINGS?

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WELL, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

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WELL, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

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WE SHOULD DO AN EXCHANGE TRANSFUSION.

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AND THE SOUTHPAW WITH THE BLONDE BANGS

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AND THE SOUTHPAW WITH THE BLONDE BANGS

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AND BIG BRITCHES COMES OUT SWINGING!

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SWEETHEART, THE MAN IS 72

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SWEETHEART, THE MAN IS 72

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AND IN MULTI-SYSTEM ORGAN DYSFUNCTION.

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IT'S DONE. IT'S PARASITES ONE, PERSON ZERO,

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IT'S DONE. IT'S PARASITES ONE, PERSON ZERO,

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AND IF YOU TELL THAT FAMILY HE'S GOT A CHANCE,

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ALL YOU'RE DOING IS RAISING THEIR HOPES.

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ALL YOU'RE DOING IS RAISING THEIR HOPES.

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OH, TREMENDOUS BODY BLOW!

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OH, TREMENDOUS BODY BLOW!

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OH, AND FOR THE RECORD, WE'RE NOT COLLEAGUES.

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I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK.

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I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK.

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DING! DING! DING!

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AND THE FIGHT GOES TO THE STOCKY MIDDLEWEIGHT

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AND THE FIGHT GOES TO THE STOCKY MIDDLEWEIGHT

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FROM MONROEVILLE, PENNSYLVANIA.

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BY THE WAY, PERRY, MICKHEAD CALLED IN SICK.

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BY THE WAY, PERRY, MICKHEAD CALLED IN SICK.

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I NEED YOU TO WORK TONIGHT.

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WELL, THAT'S ALL AND GOOD, BUT I'M NOT AVAILABLE.

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WELL, THAT'S ALL AND GOOD, BUT I'M NOT AVAILABLE.

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THERE IS NO CHANCE I AM MISSING THIS GAME.

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NO CHANCE, NO HOW.

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NO CHANCE, NO HOW.

#334
WHAT THE--

#335
SAY, BOB, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN YOUR OFFICE?

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SAY, BOB, WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED IN YOUR OFFICE?

#337
OH, EVERY YEAR, THE MED STUDENTS

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OH, EVERY YEAR, THE MED STUDENTS

#339
GET ME WITH A PRACTICAL JOKE.

#340
THEY MESSED WITH THE SPEED CONTROL ON MY TREADMILL.

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THEY MESSED WITH THE SPEED CONTROL ON MY TREADMILL.

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(BEEPS)

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(WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE PLAYING)

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(WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE PLAYING)

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WHAT I CAN'T FIGURE IS HOW THEY GOT INTO MY OFFICE.

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WHAT I CAN'T FIGURE IS HOW THEY GOT INTO MY OFFICE.

#347
HERE'S THE KEY TO KELSO'S OFFICE.

#348
AND HERE'S NURSE TISDALE'S PHONE NUMBER.

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AND HERE'S NURSE TISDALE'S PHONE NUMBER.

#350
I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA HOW THEY MIGHT'VE GOTTEN IN HERE, BOB,

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BUT I CAN TELL YOU THIS. IF YOU THINK I'M MISSING

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BUT I CAN TELL YOU THIS. IF YOU THINK I'M MISSING

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THE BIGGEST GAME OF THE YEAR, YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING--

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THE BIGGEST GAME OF THE YEAR, YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING--

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I HATE TO INTERRUPT YOU, BUT I'M STILL FEELING A LITTLE WOOZY

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FROM BEING SHOT INTO MY WALL LIKE A LAWN DART,

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FROM BEING SHOT INTO MY WALL LIKE A LAWN DART,

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SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO WORK YOUR SHIFT

#359
AND USE MY VCR TO TAPE THE GAME?

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AND USE MY VCR TO TAPE THE GAME?

#361
WHEN DID YOU GET THIS?

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WHEN DID YOU GET THIS?

#363
RIGHT ABOUT THE TIME WE COULDN'T AFFORD THAT MRI MACHINE.

#364
AH, OF COURSE YOU DID. HEH!

#365
AH, OF COURSE YOU DID. HEH!

#366
HEY, KYLIE, I WROTE DOWN THAT MOTH JOKE FOR YOU.

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HEY, KYLIE, I WROTE DOWN THAT MOTH JOKE FOR YOU.

#368
WOW.

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(THINKING) GIVE HER A COMPLIMENT. TELL HER SHE HAS A HUGE ASS.

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(THINKING) GIVE HER A COMPLIMENT. TELL HER SHE HAS A HUGE ASS.

#371
YOU-- WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE?

#372
YOU-- WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE?

#373
OH, THIS. IT'S A LITTLE EMBARRASSING. I WAS PLAYING BASKET--

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EMBARRASSING FOR ME, ACTUALLY. SEE--

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EMBARRASSING FOR ME, ACTUALLY. SEE--

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(WHISPERING) WINGMAN TIME.

#377
WE WERE PLAYING BASKETBALL,

#378
AND HE SCORED 8 BUCKETS IN A ROW ON YOURS TRULY.

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AND HE SCORED 8 BUCKETS IN A ROW ON YOURS TRULY.

#380
I ALLEY-OOPED HIM. SHUT UP.

#381
I ALLEY-OOPED HIM. SHUT UP.

#382
HMM! YOU COULD'VE USED J.D. AT SETON HALL.

#383
OH, ALSO, THE SOUP KITCHEN WHERE YOU VOLUNTEER CALLED,

#384
OH, ALSO, THE SOUP KITCHEN WHERE YOU VOLUNTEER CALLED,

#385
AND THEY SAID-- YOU PLAYED BALL AT SETON HALL?

#386
ALL 4 YEARS.

#387
ALL 4 YEARS.

#388
GET OUT OF HERE!

#389
DID THE SOUP KITCHEN WHERE I VOLUNTEER HAVE A MESSAGE?

#390
DID THE SOUP KITCHEN WHERE I VOLUNTEER HAVE A MESSAGE?

#391
YEAH, THEY'RE OUT OF BROTH.

#392
SO WHAT WAS IT LIKE PLAYING COLLEGE BALL?

#393
SWEETIE, I'M GONNA GO TO THE CAFETERIA

#394
SWEETIE, I'M GONNA GO TO THE CAFETERIA

#395
AND GET YOU A COFFEE.

#396
HELL, NO! SWEETIE AIN'T DRINKING NO CAFETERIA COFFEE.

#397
HELL, NO! SWEETIE AIN'T DRINKING NO CAFETERIA COFFEE.

#398
SWEETIE, YOU ARE DRINKING THE COFFEE FROM THE DOCTORS' LOUNGE.

#399
SWEETIE, YOU ARE DRINKING THE COFFEE FROM THE DOCTORS' LOUNGE.

#400
LET'S--SETON HALL, HUH? YEAH!

#401
LET'S--SETON HALL, HUH? YEAH!

#402
THANK YOU.

#403
IT'S THE TEST RESULTS. LET'S SEE WHAT'S GOING ON.

#404
IT'S THE TEST RESULTS. LET'S SEE WHAT'S GOING ON.

#405
YOUR GRAMSTAIN SHOWS THAT YOU HAVE...

#406
YOUR GRAMSTAIN SHOWS THAT YOU HAVE...

#407
YOU HAVE GONORRHEA.

#408
YOU HAVE GONORRHEA.

#409
OHH.

#410
WE SHOULD PROBABLY TEST KYLIE TO SEE IF SHE'S INFECTED.

#411
WE SHOULD PROBABLY TEST KYLIE TO SEE IF SHE'S INFECTED.

#412
OH, NO, WE HAVEN'T SLEPT TOGETHER.

#413
OH, NO, WE HAVEN'T SLEPT TOGETHER.

#414
IT'S NOT LIKE I'M MISSING OUT.

#415
HEH! I PROBABLY GOT IT FROM MY SECRETARY.

#416
HEH! I PROBABLY GOT IT FROM MY SECRETARY.

#417
OR THAT TRAINER FROM THE GYM.

#418
OOH! OR THIS FINE CHICK TAMYRA THAT BARTENDS WITH KYLIE.

#419
OOH! OR THIS FINE CHICK TAMYRA THAT BARTENDS WITH KYLIE.

#420
YEAH!

#421
WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET YOU FIXED UP

#422
WE SHOULD PROBABLY GET YOU FIXED UP

#423
OR THINGS MIGHT START FALLING OFF OF YOU.

#424
OR THINGS MIGHT START FALLING OFF OF YOU.

#425
LISTEN UP. I HAVE BEEN CURSED

#426
LISTEN UP. I HAVE BEEN CURSED

#427
TO WORK THE NIGHT SHIFT WITH YOU CHUCKLEHEADS,

#428
WHICH MEANS I HAVE TO TAPE THE LAKER-HEAT GAME,

#429
WHICH MEANS I HAVE TO TAPE THE LAKER-HEAT GAME,

#430
AND SEEING AS NO ONE IN THE HISTORY OF THIS GERMBOX

#431
AND SEEING AS NO ONE IN THE HISTORY OF THIS GERMBOX

#432
HAS NEVER MADE MADE IT THROUGH A SHIFT WITHOUT SAYING,

#433
"OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!

#434
"OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD!

#435
"DID YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT

#436
"ON AMERICA'S FATTEST FATTIES?

#437
"A 900-POUND WOMAN LOST A POUND AND A HALF

#438
"A 900-POUND WOMAN LOST A POUND AND A HALF

#439
AND CRIED FOR 20 MINUTES." BE WARNED.

#440
AND CRIED FOR 20 MINUTES." BE WARNED.

#441
IF YOU UTTER A WORD ABOUT THE SCORE OF THE GAME,

#442
IT WILL BE YOUR LAST. NOW GET OUT!

#443
IT WILL BE YOUR LAST. NOW GET OUT!

#444
GO, GO, GO, GO! (WHISTLES) CHOP, CHOP!

#445
GO, GO, GO, GO! (WHISTLES) CHOP, CHOP!

#446
J.D., NARRATING: WHAT DRIVES PEOPLE TO SEEK REVENGE?

#447
SO...YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE ENDING OF SOMETHING.

#448
SO...YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE ENDING OF SOMETHING.

#449
I CAN RELATE TO THAT.

#450
I CAN RELATE TO THAT.

#451
WHAT IS THAT IN YOUR LAP?

#452
LEONARD. HALF-KITTEN, HALF-MONKEY.

#453
LEONARD. HALF-KITTEN, HALF-MONKEY.

#454
KELSO: UNFORTUNATELY, WITH HIS SYSTEM FAILING,

#455
DR. REID AND I HAVE AGREED THERE'S NOTHING MORE WE CAN DO.

#456
DR. REID AND I HAVE AGREED THERE'S NOTHING MORE WE CAN DO.

#457
(SOBS)

#458
J.D.: WHAT DRIVES PEOPLE TO GO BACK ON THEIR WORD?

#459
J.D.: WHAT DRIVES PEOPLE TO GO BACK ON THEIR WORD?

#460
IF WE DO AN EXCHANGE TRANSFUSION,

#461
THERE'S A CHANCE WE CAN SAVE YOUR FATHER.

#462
THERE'S A CHANCE WE CAN SAVE YOUR FATHER.

#463
OH! THANK YOU, THANK YOU!

#464
THANK YOU,

#465
NOW, YOU HAVE TO KEEP THIS BETWEEN US.

#466
YOU KNOW, DOCTOR-PATIENT CONFIDENTIALITY, RIGHT?

#467
J.D.: AND WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN EVERY FIBER IN YOUR BEING

#468
J.D.: AND WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN EVERY FIBER IN YOUR BEING

#469
WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING, BUT YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T.

#470
HEY! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?

#471
HEY! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?

#472
NOTHING.

#473
NOTHING.

#474
WHY DO ALL THE GOOD ONES HAVE BOYFRIENDS WITH VENEREAL DISEASES,

#475
WHY DO ALL THE GOOD ONES HAVE BOYFRIENDS WITH VENEREAL DISEASES,

#476
BUT YOU CAN'T SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE YOU'RE THE GUY'S DOCTOR?

#477
I AM SO SICK OF MEN SCREWING WOMEN OVER,

#478
I AM SO SICK OF MEN SCREWING WOMEN OVER,

#479
LIKE CHEATING ON THEM OR USING YOUR LAVENDER BATH GEL

#480
LIKE CHEATING ON THEM OR USING YOUR LAVENDER BATH GEL

#481
TO WASH THEIR CAR.

#482
BABY, YOU DID NOT JUST COMPARE CHEATING

#483
AND GETTING GONORRHEA TO ME USING YOUR SOAP.

#484
AND GETTING GONORRHEA TO ME USING YOUR SOAP.

#485
I'M JUST SAYING MEN LET YOU DOWN.

#486
I'M JUST SAYING MEN LET YOU DOWN.

#487
J.D., YOU HAVE TO TELL HER.

#488
BABY, WHEN J.D. BECAME A DOCTOR, HE TOOK THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH,

#489
BABY, WHEN J.D. BECAME A DOCTOR, HE TOOK THE HIPPOCRATIC OATH,

#490
AND I'M SORRY, BUT THERE'S NO WAY AROUND IT.

#491
IS THERE AN "A"?

#492
IS THERE AN "A"?

#493
YES, THERE IS.

#494
YES!

#495
YES!

#496
THERE MAY BE A WAY AROUND IT.

#497
THERE MAY BE A WAY AROUND IT.

#498
THANKS.

#499
OOH! BARBIE, YOU ARE UP THERE

#500
OOH! BARBIE, YOU ARE UP THERE

#501
WITHOUT A NET THIS TIME.

#502
WELL, I SURE DO HOPE THAT MR. CHENG RALLIES FOR YOU

#503
WELL, I SURE DO HOPE THAT MR. CHENG RALLIES FOR YOU

#504
BECAUSE IF HE DOESN'T, SURE SHOOTIN'

#505
YOU'RE GONNA BE HEARING BOB KELSO'S VOICE SAYING,

#506
YOU'RE GONNA BE HEARING BOB KELSO'S VOICE SAYING,

#507
(IMITATING KELSO) "SWEETHEART, I TOLD YOU SO"

#508
FROM NOW UNTIL YOU'RE 2 INCHES SHORTER

#509
FROM NOW UNTIL YOU'RE 2 INCHES SHORTER

#510
AND DRIVING AROUND FLORIDA

#511
WITH YOUR LEFT-HAND BLINKER ON.

#512
OH, NOW IT'S TIME TO RUIN THE GAME.

#513
OH, NOW IT'S TIME TO RUIN THE GAME.

#514
COME WITH ME TO THE WINDOW.

#515
WHY? WHAT, DO YOU HAVE SOME ELABORATE PLAN?

#516
WHY? WHAT, DO YOU HAVE SOME ELABORATE PLAN?

#517
I DO, AS A MATTER OF FACT.

#518
I CONVINCED EVERYBODY IN THIS HOSPITAL

#519
I CONVINCED EVERYBODY IN THIS HOSPITAL

#520
THAT'S AFRAID OF ME TO GO OUTSIDE

#521
AND SPELL OUT THE SCORE OF THE GAME.

#522
REALLY? NO, YOU IDIOT.

#523
REALLY? NO, YOU IDIOT.

#524
I'M JUST GONNA TELL YOU THE SCORE OF THE GAME,

#525
MAYBE KNOCK YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE GLASS.

#526
MAYBE KNOCK YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE GLASS.

#527
LOOK, I WAS WAY OUT OF LINE TELLING YOU HOW THAT MOVIE ENDED,

#528
LOOK, I WAS WAY OUT OF LINE TELLING YOU HOW THAT MOVIE ENDED,

#529
BUT, GOD SAVE ME, WATCHING SPORTS

#530
IS ONE OF THE LAST PURE PLEASURES I HAVE LEFT IN MY LIFE,

#531
IS ONE OF THE LAST PURE PLEASURES I HAVE LEFT IN MY LIFE,

#532
SO YOU TELL ME WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE

#533
SO YOU TELL ME WHAT'S IT GONNA TAKE

#534
FOR YOU TO LET ME GO HOME, SIT IN MY MASSAGE CHAIR,

#535
AND ENJOY THE GAME?

#536
AND ENJOY THE GAME?

#537
I WOULD LIKE TO PERFORM OPEN HEART SURGERY.

#538
I WOULD LIKE TO PERFORM OPEN HEART SURGERY.

#539
NO.

#540
HOW ABOUT YOU PERFORM SURGERY ON ME

#541
HOW ABOUT YOU PERFORM SURGERY ON ME

#542
SO THAT I CAN BREATHE UNDERWATER? NO.

#543
I WOULD LIKE A SHARK THAT CAN READ MINDS.

#544
I WOULD LIKE A SHARK THAT CAN READ MINDS.

#545
YOU AND I TRADE LIVES FOR A YEAR.

#546
YOU AND I TRADE LIVES FOR A YEAR.

#547
HOW ABOUT A HOME-COOKED MEAL

#548
AND AN HOUR IN THE MASSAGE CHAIR?

#549
DONE. DONE.

#550
DONE. DONE.

#551
HEY, GUYS, IT'S OFF.

#552
WOW! YOU GUYS ARE ORGANIZED.

#553
WOW! YOU GUYS ARE ORGANIZED.

#554
HEY, DID YOU CATCH THAT LAKERS-HEAT GAME?

#555
5 SECONDS LEFT--

#556
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)

#557
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MAKE $300 IN TIPS A NIGHT.

#558
MM-HMM. THIS IS WHY DOCTORS SHOULD HAVE TIP JARS.

#559
MM-HMM. THIS IS WHY DOCTORS SHOULD HAVE TIP JARS.

#560
I MEAN, I MAKE 3 BUCKS FOR SERVING A MARTINI.

#561
I MEAN, I MAKE 3 BUCKS FOR SERVING A MARTINI.

#562
YOU PUT YOUR LIPS ON THE MOUTH OF A SLOBBERING DEAD GUY

#563
AND BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE.

#564
THAT'S GOTTA BE WORTH AT LEAST A 5 SPOT.

#565
THAT'S GOTTA BE WORTH AT LEAST A 5 SPOT.

#566
(BOTH LAUGH)

#567
(BOTH LAUGH)

#568
I SHOULD BE GETTING BACK TO JAMES.

#569
I SHOULD BE GETTING BACK TO JAMES.

#570
THERE'S NO RUSH. A NURSE IS UP THERE

#571
RIGHT NOW GETTING SOME BLOOD FROM HIM.

#572
RIGHT NOW GETTING SOME BLOOD FROM HIM.

#573
AAH! I'M SORRY!

#574
IT'S NEVER TAKEN ME 12 POKES TO FIND A VEIN.

#575
IT'S NEVER TAKEN ME 12 POKES TO FIND A VEIN.

#576
HA HA! UNH!

#577
GOT IT! WHEE!

#578
GOT IT! WHEE!

#579
UGH! I SHOULD'VE BROUGHT MY LAPTOP.

#580
I COULD'VE GOTTEN SO MUCH WORK DONE.

#581
I COULD'VE GOTTEN SO MUCH WORK DONE.

#582
YOU CAN BARTEND ON-LINE?

#583
I JUST WORK AT THE CLUB TO PAY FOR GRAD SCHOOL.

#584
I JUST WORK AT THE CLUB TO PAY FOR GRAD SCHOOL.

#585
I'M GETTING MY MASTERS IN POLITICAL SCIENCE.

#586
I LOVE POLITICS! ASK ME ANYTHING.

#587
I LOVE POLITICS! ASK ME ANYTHING.

#588
(THINKING) WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

#589
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT POLITICS!

#590
YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT POLITICS!

#591
YOU'RE SCREWED UNLESS SHE ASKS ABOUT BUSH

#592
OR THE BALD ASSISTANT PRESIDENT WHO HAS ALL THOSE HEART ATTACKS.

#593
OR THE BALD ASSISTANT PRESIDENT WHO HAS ALL THOSE HEART ATTACKS.

#594
DID YOU KNOW ONLY 17% OF PEOPLE

#595
UNDER THE AGE OF 25 VOTED LAST YEAR?

#596
UNDER THE AGE OF 25 VOTED LAST YEAR?

#597
YOU CAN VOTE IF YOU'RE UNDER 25?

#598
YOU CAN VOTE IF YOU'RE UNDER 25?

#599
HA HA HA!

#600
(THINKING) THE ONLY THING YOU CAN TAKE SOLACE IN

#601
IS THAT A GIRL LIKE HER WOULD PROBABLY

#602
IS THAT A GIRL LIKE HER WOULD PROBABLY

#603
NEVER BE INTERESTED IN YOU ANYWAY.

#604
I CAN'T BELIEVE A CUTE GUY LIKE YOU DOESN'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

#605
I CAN'T BELIEVE A CUTE GUY LIKE YOU DOESN'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.

#606
IF I WAS SINGLE, I'D TOTALLY SNATCH YOU UP.

#607
WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME OF HANGMAN?

#608
WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME OF HANGMAN?

#609
J.D.: AS I SAT THERE LETTING MY INTERNS

#610
I WONDERED IF THERE

#611
I WONDERED IF THERE

#612
WHERE ANOTHER J.D. AND ANOTHER KYLIE COULD BE TOGETHER

#613
BECAUSE THERE'S NO HIPPOCRATIC OATH ON PLANET GLORNACK 7.

#614
BECAUSE THERE'S NO HIPPOCRATIC OATH ON PLANET GLORNACK 7.

#615
ARE YOU ON GLORNACK 7?

#616
ARE YOU ON GLORNACK 7?

#617
WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY?

#618
I JUST DID AN EXCHANGE TRANSFUSION

#619
ON MY MALARIA PATIENT IN THERE,

#620
ON MY MALARIA PATIENT IN THERE,

#621
AND HE JUST WOKE UP FROM HIS COMA.

#622
WELL, HE WOKE UP TO A WORLD OF BAD BOYFRIENDS,

#623
WELL, HE WOKE UP TO A WORLD OF BAD BOYFRIENDS,

#624
OATHS, AND GONORRHEA.

#625
HE SURE DID, AND YOU KNOW WHY?

#626
HE SURE DID, AND YOU KNOW WHY?

#627
BECAUSE I BROKE THE RULES

#628
AND IGNORED WHAT DR. KELSO WANTED ME TO DO.

#629
AND IGNORED WHAT DR. KELSO WANTED ME TO DO.

#630
J.D.: SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BREAK THE RULES,

#631
AND ELLIOT'S PATIENT WAKING UP

#632
AND ELLIOT'S PATIENT WAKING UP

#633
WAS A CLEAR SIGN THAT YOU COULDN'T DENY.

#634
MR. CHENG IS CRASHING.

#635
MR. CHENG IS CRASHING.

#636
(THINKING) SIGNS BE DAMNED! I'M TELLING HER.

#637
(THINKING) SIGNS BE DAMNED! I'M TELLING HER.

#638
KYLIE! KYLIE!

#639
UNH!

#640
UNH!

#641
DUDE, YOU CAN'T TELL HER! THEY WON'T LET YOU BE A DOCTOR ANYMORE!

#642
DUDE, YOU CAN'T TELL HER! THEY WON'T LET YOU BE A DOCTOR ANYMORE!

#643
WHO CARES? I'D MAKE MORE MONEY BARTENDING!

#644
TURK, IF WE LEAVE RIGHT NOW, I MIGHT ACTUALLY

#645
TURK, IF WE LEAVE RIGHT NOW, I MIGHT ACTUALLY

#646
BE AWAKE FOR SEX TONIGHT. JUST GO GET MY COAT.

#647
YOU OWE ME.

#648
YOU OWE ME.

#649
BABY, SO I DIDN'T KNOW WHICH ONE WAS YOURS,

#650
BABY, SO I DIDN'T KNOW WHICH ONE WAS YOURS,

#651
SO I GRABBED ALL OF THEM.

#652
JUST GIVE ME A SECOND, OK? I NEED TO TALK TO ELLIOT,

#653
JUST GIVE ME A SECOND, OK? I NEED TO TALK TO ELLIOT,

#654
AND THEN I GOTTA CLOCK OUT.

#655
AND THEN WE HAVE SEX? THEN WE HAVE SEX, OK.

#656
AND THEN WE HAVE SEX? THEN WE HAVE SEX, OK.

#657
ELLIOT: I REALLY THOUGHT HE HAD A CHANCE.

#658
ELLIOT: I REALLY THOUGHT HE HAD A CHANCE.

#659
WELL, THE FAMILY'S DOWNSTAIRS

#660
WELL, THE FAMILY'S DOWNSTAIRS

#661
WHENEVER YOU'RE READY TO TALK TO THEM.

#662
GO AHEAD. CALL ME SWEETHEART AND TELL ME

#663
GO AHEAD. CALL ME SWEETHEART AND TELL ME

#664
I'M A PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A DOCTOR.

#665
YOU MADE A BOLD DECISION AND IT BIT YOU IN THE KEISTER.

#666
YOU MADE A BOLD DECISION AND IT BIT YOU IN THE KEISTER.

#667
YEAH.

#668
YEAH.

#669
I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE DISAGREEING WITH ME.

#670
I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE DISAGREEING WITH ME.

#671
THERE'S NOT ANOTHER RESIDENT HERE WHO HAS THE GUTS TO DO IT.

#672
THERE'S NOT ANOTHER RESIDENT HERE WHO HAS THE GUTS TO DO IT.

#673
I JUST FEEL SO GUILTY ABOUT MR. CHENG.

#674
COULD YOU AT LEAST JUST MAKE FUN OF MY BANGS OR SOMETHING?

#675
COULD YOU AT LEAST JUST MAKE FUN OF MY BANGS OR SOMETHING?

#676
DR. REID, TAKE IT FROM A COLLEAGUE--

#677
DR. REID, TAKE IT FROM A COLLEAGUE--

#678
TELLING THAT FAMILY WHAT HAPPENED AFTER GETTING THEIR HOPES UP

#679
IS GOING TO BE FAR WORSE THAN ANY SHOT I CAN TAKE

#680
IS GOING TO BE FAR WORSE THAN ANY SHOT I CAN TAKE

#681
AT THAT JOHN DENVER HAIRCUT YOU'RE SPORTING.

#682
AT THAT JOHN DENVER HAIRCUT YOU'RE SPORTING.

#683
DID--DID YOU JUST CALL ME A COLLEAGUE?

#684
DID--DID YOU JUST CALL ME A COLLEAGUE?

#685
I DID. BUT I HATE MY COLLEAGUES.

#686
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

#687
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?

#688
I GET TO HAVE SEX.

#689
I HATE THIS PLACE.

#690
I GET TO HAVE SEX TONIGHT!

#691
I GET TO HAVE SEX TONIGHT!

#692
HEY, KYLIE, THERE YOU ARE.

#693
HEY, J.D.

#694
HEY, J.D.

#695
(THINKING) THIS IS YOUR MOMENT! GRAB IT!

#696
LISTEN, KYLIE--OUT LOUD, YOU IDIOT! OUT LOUD!

#697
LISTEN, KYLIE--OUT LOUD, YOU IDIOT! OUT LOUD!

#698
I WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR BEING SUCH A GREAT DOCTOR.

#699
I WANTED TO THANK YOU FOR BEING SUCH A GREAT DOCTOR.

#700
(THINKING) AND THERE IT WAS. GREAT DOCTORS DON'T BREAK OATHS.

#701
(THINKING) AND THERE IT WAS. GREAT DOCTORS DON'T BREAK OATHS.

#702
(CAR HORN HONKS)

#703
(CAR HORN HONKS)

#704
THANKS AGAIN FOR EVERYTHING.

#705
J.D.: SOMEONE ONCE SAID THE BAD GUYS ALWAYS WIN.

#706
J.D.: SOMEONE ONCE SAID THE BAD GUYS ALWAYS WIN.

#707
SOMETIMES THE BAD GUY IS A JERK BOYFRIEND.

#708
(MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)

#709
(MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)

#710
TV ANNOUNCER: IT'S FINALLY HERE--

#711
THE LONG-AWAITED SHOWDOWN BETWEEN SHAQ AND KOBE.

#712
THE LONG-AWAITED SHOWDOWN BETWEEN SHAQ AND KOBE.

#713
J.D.: SOMETIMES THE BAD GUY IS THE MAN YOU'VE BEEN BATTLING WITH

#714
J.D.: SOMETIMES THE BAD GUY IS THE MAN YOU'VE BEEN BATTLING WITH

#715
FOR AS LONG AS YOU CAN REMEMBER.

#716
HEY, PERRY! 98-97 LAKERS.

#717
HEY, PERRY! 98-97 LAKERS.

#718
KOBE DUNKED OVER SHAQ FOR THE GAME WINNER.

#719
DON'T EVER MESS WITH MY TREADMILL.

#720
DON'T EVER MESS WITH MY TREADMILL.

#721
IS THIS HOMEMADE GRAVY?

#722
MMM! HEH!

#723
MMM! HEH!

#724
J.D.: AND SOMETIMES THE BAD GUY IS A DISEASE

#725
J.D.: AND SOMETIMES THE BAD GUY IS A DISEASE

#726
THAT YOU DIDN'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST.

#727
(SOBBING) BUT YOU SAID HE COULD GET BETTER.

#728
(SOBBING) BUT YOU SAID HE COULD GET BETTER.

#729
I'M SO SORRY.

#730
I'M SO SORRY.

#731
J.D.: I GUESS ALL YOU CAN DO IS COME BACK TO WORK THE NEXT MORNING

#732
J.D.: I GUESS ALL YOU CAN DO IS COME BACK TO WORK THE NEXT MORNING

#733
AND HOPE THAT BEING A GOOD GUY PAYS OFF.

#734
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

#735
HEH. MY GIRLFRIEND TAMYRA FROM THE CLUB,

#736
HEH. MY GIRLFRIEND TAMYRA FROM THE CLUB,

#737
SHE'S ALSO FEELING A LITTLE SICK,

#738
AND YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT SHE HAS.

#739
AND YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT SHE HAS.

#740
GONORRHEA!

#741
I MEAN...GONORRHEA.

#742
I MEAN...GONORRHEA.

#743
KYLIE, I WANTED TO TELL YOU SO BADLY,

#744
BUT, YOU KNOW, IT'S AGAINST THE RULES.

#745
YOU CAN TELL ME NOW.

#746
YOU CAN TELL ME NOW.

#747
YOUR BOYFRIEND'S A JERK.

#748
HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND.

#749
HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND.

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