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Season 4, Episode 20 — My Boss' Free Haircut

#1
J.D.: YOU NEVER KNOW WHO YOU'RE GONNA FIND

#2
IN THE CAFETERIA AT 5 A.M.

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IN THE CAFETERIA AT 5 A.M.

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IT COULD BE THE HUSBAND WHO ASKED HIS WIFE,

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AFTER 36 HOURS OF LABOR,

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AFTER 36 HOURS OF LABOR,

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IF THE SCREAMING WAS REALLY NECESSARY

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OR THE INTERN WHO'S BEEN ON-CALL SO MANY NIGHTS IN A ROW,

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OR THE INTERN WHO'S BEEN ON-CALL SO MANY NIGHTS IN A ROW,

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SHE'S ACTUALLY HALLUCINATING...

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HI. I'D LIKE 2 TICKETS TO MILLION DOLLAR BABY.

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HI. I'D LIKE 2 TICKETS TO MILLION DOLLAR BABY.

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OR YOUR BEST FRIENDS WHO HAVE FOUND TIME BETWEEN SHIFTS

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OR YOUR BEST FRIENDS WHO HAVE FOUND TIME BETWEEN SHIFTS

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TO DISCUSS THEIR MARITAL TROUBLES.

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TO DISCUSS THEIR MARITAL TROUBLES.

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WHY CAN'T CARLA JUST LET THIS GO?

#18
WOULDN'T YOU BE MAD IF YOU CAUGHT YOUR HUSBAND

#19
TALKING TO HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND?

#20
TALKING TO HIS EX-GIRLFRIEND?

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YEAH, BUT MOSTLY BECAUSE I HAD A HUSBAND.

#22
I'M GONNA STAY AT ELLIOT'S FOR A FEW MORE DAYS.

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I'M GONNA STAY AT ELLIOT'S FOR A FEW MORE DAYS.

#24
YEAH, I FIGURED AS MUCH.

#25
YEAH, I FIGURED AS MUCH.

#26
I BROUGHT YOU SOME THINGS.

#27
YOUR SLIPPERS

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YOUR SLIPPERS

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AND, UH...

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AND, UH...

#31
REMEMBER THAT NOTE YOU PUT ON THE TOILET TO REMIND ME

#32
TO PUT THE SEAT DOWN?

#33
TO PUT THE SEAT DOWN?

#34
LOOKING AT IT WAS MAKING ME SAD.

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I WROTE THIS THE FIRST TIME I FORGOT TO LOOK DOWN

#36
I WROTE THIS THE FIRST TIME I FORGOT TO LOOK DOWN

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AND FRACTURED MY TAILBONE.

#38
YOU WERE IN A LOT OF PAIN.

#39
YOU WERE IN A LOT OF PAIN.

#40
YEAH. HA HA!

#41
(SIGHS)

#42
KEEP IT TOGETHER, BABY.

#43
KEEP IT TOGETHER, BABY.

#44
WE'LL HAVE BRUNCH ON SUNDAY AND THEN WE'LL SEE WHERE WE'RE AT.

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BUT I WANT TO BE WHERE YOU'RE AT

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BUT I WANT TO BE WHERE YOU'RE AT

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WHILE WE'RE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE WE'RE AT.

#48
(SIGHS)

#49
THINK THEY'LL WORK IT OUT?

#50
SHH!

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SHH!

#52
THE MOVIE'S ABOUT TO START.

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GO HOME, KATHY.

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GO HOME, KATHY.

#55
WHERE DID SHE GET POPCORN?

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J.D.: MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE WE'RE BEST FRIENDS,

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BUT I HAD A SNEAKY FEELING THAT TURK WAS DEPRESSED.

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BUT I HAD A SNEAKY FEELING THAT TURK WAS DEPRESSED.

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I SHOULD CALL HER.

#60
I SHOULD CALL HER.

#61
TURK, YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS,

#62
BUT I DON'T KNOW A LOT ABOUT WOMEN.

#63
BUT I DON'T KNOW A LOT ABOUT WOMEN.

#64
NO, IT'S TRUE.

#65
THE ONE THING I DO KNOW

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IS WHEN A WOMAN WANTS HER SPACE,

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IS WHEN A WOMAN WANTS HER SPACE,

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YOU GIVE HER HER SPACE.

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MY SIXTH GRADE GIRLFRIEND TAUGHT ME THAT.

#70
MY SIXTH GRADE GIRLFRIEND TAUGHT ME THAT.

#71
NO, OLIVIA.

#72
I WON'T LEAVE YOU ALONE UNTIL YOU EXPLAIN

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WHY YOU IGNORED ME ON THE BUS.

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WHY YOU IGNORED ME ON THE BUS.

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UHH!

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UHH!

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I HOPE SHE'S DEAD.

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THE POINT IS, IN THE MEANTIME, IT'S IMPORTANT

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THE POINT IS, IN THE MEANTIME, IT'S IMPORTANT

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YOU DON'T SPIRAL INTO A DEPRESSION, OK?

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SO I'M TAKING YOU TO A CARNIVAL DOWNTOWN TONIGHT.

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SO I'M TAKING YOU TO A CARNIVAL DOWNTOWN TONIGHT.

#83
WHAT DO YOU SAY?

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I CAN'T GO TO A CARNIVAL. IT REMINDS ME OF CARLA.

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I CAN'T GO TO A CARNIVAL. IT REMINDS ME OF CARLA.

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WHY?

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DUDE, "CARNIVAL."

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REMOVE THE "NIV" AND SWITCH THE "L" AND THE "A,"

#89
REMOVE THE "NIV" AND SWITCH THE "L" AND THE "A,"

#90
AND YOU GOT "CARLA."

#91
OH, MY GOD, HE'S RIGHT.

#92
THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR LETTING ME STAY HERE, ELLIOT.

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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR LETTING ME STAY HERE, ELLIOT.

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PLEASE.

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AND I STILL HAVE ONLY ONE RULE.

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AND I STILL HAVE ONLY ONE RULE.

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I CANNOT TALK OR BE TALKED TO

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WHILE I'M ON THE TOILET,

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WHILE I'M ON THE TOILET,

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AND I ALSO CANNOT TALK OR BE TALKED TO

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BY SOMEONE WHO'S ON THE TOILET.

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YOU TOLD ME YESTERDAY, ELLIOT.

#103
YOU TOLD ME YESTERDAY, ELLIOT.

#104
I GET IT.

#105
MMM, YOU SAY YOU GET IT,

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AND YET YOU STILL MANAGED TO KNOCK THIS MORNING

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AND YET YOU STILL MANAGED TO KNOCK THIS MORNING

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AND ASK IF I WANTED COFFEE.

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OH, I JUST THOUGHT--

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BA BA BA BA BAH!

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BA BA BA BA BAH!

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MMM. WE'RE GONNA PRETEND THAT NEVER HAPPENED

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OR I WON'T POO AGAIN FOR 2 MONTHS.

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OR I WON'T POO AGAIN FOR 2 MONTHS.

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OH, GOD, THIS SUCKS! I HATE MARCH.

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OH, GOD, THIS SUCKS! I HATE MARCH.

#117
DO YOU REALIZE 2 YEARS AGO THIS SUNDAY

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MY MOM DIED?

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PLUS, LAST MARCH, YOU GOT THAT HIDEOUS HAIRCUT.

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PLUS, LAST MARCH, YOU GOT THAT HIDEOUS HAIRCUT.

#121
REMEMBER?

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LOOK, CARLA, IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER,

#123
LOOK, CARLA, IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL ANY BETTER,

#124
I'M SURE TURK'S JUST AS MISERABLE.

#125
WHOO! WHOO!

#126
WHOO! WHOO!

#127
WAIT! OK, STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP!

#128
MY TUMMY'S STARTING TO RUMBLE.

#129
MY TUMMY'S STARTING TO RUMBLE.

#130
FASTER!

#131
JUMP! GO FOR IT!

#132
JUMP! GO FOR IT!

#133
KIDS, DON'T FLY OUT!

#134
KIDS, DON'T FLY OUT!

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# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN, NO, I KNOW #

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# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN, NO, I KNOW #

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

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J.D.: YOU SEE A LOT OF SAD THINGS IN A HOSPITAL.

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J.D.: YOU SEE A LOT OF SAD THINGS IN A HOSPITAL.

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BUT NOTHING'S QUITE AS SAD AS A DERMATOLOGIST

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THAT'S JUST BEEN PAGED,

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MILKING IT FOR ALL IT'S WORTH.

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ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, WATCH YOUR BACKS!

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SKIN DOCTOR COMING THROUGH!

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SKIN DOCTOR COMING THROUGH!

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I GOT TO GET SOMEWHERE STAT!

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I GOT TO GET SOMEWHERE STAT!

#149
YOU CALLED FOR A CONSULT?

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MR. WARNER, DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE MADE ME DO?

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MR. WARNER, DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE MADE ME DO?

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BY ONCE AGAIN CHOOSING TO SPEND

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ALL OF YOUR FREE TIME

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OUT ON THE SURFACE OF THE SUN

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OUT ON THE SURFACE OF THE SUN

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UNTIL MELANOMAS DEVELOP,

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YOU HAVE FORCED ME TO PULL THE ATTENDING DERMATOLOGIST

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YOU HAVE FORCED ME TO PULL THE ATTENDING DERMATOLOGIST

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AWAY FROM HIS BACKNE SEMINAR

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AND VALIDATE HIS MOST RIDICULOUS

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AND VALIDATE HIS MOST RIDICULOUS

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OF CAREER CHOICES.

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EHH!

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EHH!

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OH, GOD.

#166
I JUST WANT TO LOOK GOOD.

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YOU, MY FRIEND, LOOK SO DAMN LEATHERY,

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YOU, MY FRIEND, LOOK SO DAMN LEATHERY,

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I'M HONESTLY TEMPTED TO WRAP YOU AROUND A BASEBALL,

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I'M HONESTLY TEMPTED TO WRAP YOU AROUND A BASEBALL,

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CINCH YOU UP WITH A BELT,

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AND STICK YOU UNDER MY MATTRESS

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SO THAT YOU'RE GOOD AND BROKEN IN

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FOR THE BIG GAME ON SUNDAY.

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FOR THE BIG GAME ON SUNDAY.

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BUT SINCE I'M HERE TO HEAL, NOT JUDGE,

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BUT SINCE I'M HERE TO HEAL, NOT JUDGE,

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I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND WRITE YOU

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A COUPLE OF PRESCRIPTIONS.

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YOU'LL FIND THAT THIS FIRST ONE

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YOU'LL FIND THAT THIS FIRST ONE

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IS FOR AN EXTRA LARGE MALLET

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TO HELP YOU POUND SOME SENSE INTO YOURSELF.

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TO HELP YOU POUND SOME SENSE INTO YOURSELF.

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THE SECOND ONE IS FOR A BIG, FLOPPY HAT

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THE SECOND ONE IS FOR A BIG, FLOPPY HAT

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THAT YOU'RE NOW TO WEAR

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EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE.

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EVERY SINGLE TIME YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE.

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HAVE A GREAT DAY.

#191
YOU LOOK LIKE A PURSE.

#192
PERRY, A WORD.

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PERRY, A WORD.

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OH. OH, YEAH.

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OH. OH, YEAH.

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YOUR SKIN'S ALL MESSED UP.

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PERRY, I AM SICK AND TIRED

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PERRY, I AM SICK AND TIRED

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OF LISTENING TO PEOPLE COMPLAIN

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ABOUT BEING CALLED FATTIES, DUMMIES, BOOZERS

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ABOUT BEING CALLED FATTIES, DUMMIES, BOOZERS

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LOSERS, WINOS, TUBBOS,

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TOKERS, SMOKERS, AND JAMOKERS,

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TOKERS, SMOKERS, AND JAMOKERS,

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WHATEVER THE HELL JAMOKERS MEANS.

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I WAS ACTUALLY SAYING "JOKERS"

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AND I HAD COFFEE CAKE IN MY MOUTH.

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AND I HAD COFFEE CAKE IN MY MOUTH.

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BOTTOM LINE, UNLIKE MY MASSEUSE FRIDA,

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YOU'RE NOT PRETTY ENOUGH TO BE THIS ROUGH.

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YOU'RE NOT PRETTY ENOUGH TO BE THIS ROUGH.

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WORK ON YOUR BEDSIDE MANNER.

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SAY, BOBBO, WHEN EXACTLY WAS THE LAST TIME

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SAY, BOBBO, WHEN EXACTLY WAS THE LAST TIME

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YOU TREATED A PATIENT?

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NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME, BETTY.

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NOW YOU LISTEN TO ME, BETTY.

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NO MATTER HOW LONG IT TAKES,

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WE'RE GONNA GET THROUGH THIS.

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WE'RE GONNA GET THROUGH THIS.

#221
CONGRATULATIONS, BOB.

#222
THEY JUST NAMED YOU CHIEF OF MEDICINE.

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BINGO! SMELL YOU LATER, BETTY.

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BINGO! SMELL YOU LATER, BETTY.

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FINE. YOU WANT ME TO TAKE A PATIENT,

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FINE. YOU WANT ME TO TAKE A PATIENT,

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I'LL TAKE A PATIENT.

#228
THE BOBATRON IS ACTUALLY GONNA TRY TO CONNECT

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THE BOBATRON IS ACTUALLY GONNA TRY TO CONNECT

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WITH ANOTHER HUMAN BEING?

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IT IS SO ON.

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IT IS SO ON.

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(WHISTLES)

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GUYS, IT'S SO ON. AWESOME.

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WHAT'S ON?

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WHAT'S ON?

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WHO CARES? HE REFERRED TO ME AS A GUY.

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DUDE, WE STAYED UP TOO LATE.

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IT WAS OUR FIRST ANNUAL INTERRACIAL BUDDY MOVIE NIGHT.

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IT WAS OUR FIRST ANNUAL INTERRACIAL BUDDY MOVIE NIGHT.

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WE HAD TO.

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YOU KNOW, I'M STILL PISSED THAT YOU THOUGHT

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YOU KNOW, I'M STILL PISSED THAT YOU THOUGHT

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TURNER AND HOOCH WAS AN INTERRACIAL BUDDY MOVIE.

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I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS TOM HANKS AND A DOG, OK?

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I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS TOM HANKS AND A DOG, OK?

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DON'T PAINT ME AS A RACIST

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JUST BECAUSE I THOUGHT "BLACK GUY"

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WHEN I HEARD THE NAME HOOCH.

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WHEN I HEARD THE NAME HOOCH.

#251
YEAH, J.D., WHAT'S UP?

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OH, SORRY, HOOCH.

#253
OH, SORRY, HOOCH.

#254
WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT THE MOVIE.

#255
HA HA! NO BIGGIE. HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.

#256
HA HA! NO BIGGIE. HAPPENS ALL THE TIME.

#257
(CLICKS TONGUE)

#258
OK, SO IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE.

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OK, SO IT WAS AN HONEST MISTAKE.

#260
GOTTA GO.

#261
HEY. (SLAP)

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HEY. (SLAP)

#263
TOO HARD! WHAT IS GOING ON WITH TURK?

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HE DOESN'T EVEN SEEM BUMMED OUT.

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I UPLIFTED HIS SPIRITS.

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I UPLIFTED HIS SPIRITS.

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HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

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BECAUSE CARLA IS JUST BOTTOMING OUT, MAN.

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BECAUSE CARLA IS JUST BOTTOMING OUT, MAN.

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I MEAN, I'M NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE HERE AT WORK TODAY.

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I JUST CAME TO USE THE BATHROOM

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BECAUSE SHE KEEPS VIOLATING THE RULE.

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BECAUSE SHE KEEPS VIOLATING THE RULE.

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QUIET ON THE CRAPPER?

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YEAH. IT'S LIKE SHE JUST STORES EVERYTHING UP

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YEAH. IT'S LIKE SHE JUST STORES EVERYTHING UP

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UNTIL MY CHEEKS HIT THE SEAT.

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SHE THINKS SHE'S EXEMPT FROM THE RULE.

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SHE THINKS SHE'S EXEMPT FROM THE RULE.

#280
NOBODY IS EXEMPT FROM THE RULE, J.D.

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NOBODY IS EXEMPT FROM THE RULE, J.D.

#282
OK. SHH. IT'S OK.

#283
I'LL NEVER TALK TO YOU ON THE CRAPPER. OK.

#284
I'LL NEVER TALK TO YOU ON THE CRAPPER. OK.

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I CAN'T AFFORD TO SOUNDPROOF MY BATHROOM.

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LISTEN, THE WAY I CHEERED UP TURK,

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LISTEN, THE WAY I CHEERED UP TURK,

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I MADE IT ALL ABOUT HIM.

#289
FIND SOMEWAY TO LIFT CARLA'S SPIRITS UP.

#290
FIND SOMEWAY TO LIFT CARLA'S SPIRITS UP.

#291
SURPRISE!

#292
WHAT'S GOING ON?

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WHAT'S GOING ON?

#294
WE ARE GOING TO CELEBRATE YOUR MOM'S DEATH.

#295
I MEAN, YOUR MOM'S LIFE.

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WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE YOUR DEAD MOM'S LIFE.

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WE'RE GONNA CELEBRATE YOUR DEAD MOM'S LIFE.

#298
I EVEN GOT A CAKE.

#299
WOW! DOES IT SAY "DEAD" ANYWHERE ON IT?

#300
WOW! DOES IT SAY "DEAD" ANYWHERE ON IT?

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MMM.

#302
MMM.

#303
NOT ANYMORE.

#304
JUNIOR, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DOING IN MY AREA,

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JUNIOR, I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU DOING IN MY AREA,

#306
BUT YOU BETTER BE LOOKING FOR SOME BANDAGES

#307
'CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA NEED THEM

#308
WHEN I GET THROUGH WITH YOU.

#309
WHEN I GET THROUGH WITH YOU.

#310
DR. KELSO.

#311
I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU IN SCRUBS.

#312
I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU IN SCRUBS.

#313
WELL, THAT'S OK, LAVERNE.

#314
I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOU

#315
WITHOUT YOUR MINI TV AND YOUR FEET UP.

#316
WITHOUT YOUR MINI TV AND YOUR FEET UP.

#317
(CATCALL WHISTLE)

#318
REAL NICE OUTFIT THERE, BOBBO.

#319
REAL NICE OUTFIT THERE, BOBBO.

#320
PERRY, YOU JUST GO RIGHT AHEAD AND SAY WHAT YOU WANT,

#321
PERRY, YOU JUST GO RIGHT AHEAD AND SAY WHAT YOU WANT,

#322
BECAUSE DR. BOB KELSO IS BACK IN ACTION

#323
AND HE HASN'T MISSED A STEP.

#324
AND HE HASN'T MISSED A STEP.

#325
NOW, WHERE DO WE KEEP THE SICK PEOPLE?

#326
HELLO, MS. GOLDMAN. I'M YOUR DOCTOR.

#327
HELLO, MS. GOLDMAN. I'M YOUR DOCTOR.

#328
DON'T YOU MEAN MY DOCTOR'S GREAT-GREAT-GREAT- GREAT-GRANDFATHER?

#329
DON'T YOU MEAN MY DOCTOR'S GREAT-GREAT-GREAT- GREAT-GRANDFATHER?

#330
YOU'RE OLD.

#331
YEAH, I GOT THAT.

#332
YEAH, I GOT THAT.

#333
HEY, FRIEND. I SWITCHED SHIFTS

#334
HEY, FRIEND. I SWITCHED SHIFTS

#335
SO WE COULD HANG OUT TONIGHT.

#336
HELL, YEAH.

#337
THERE'S NO BEER IN THE FRIDGE.

#338
THERE'S NO BEER IN THE FRIDGE.

#339
YOU KNOW WHAT, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO MAKE A STOP

#340
AND PICK UP SOME HOOCH!

#341
YEAH, TURK?

#342
YEAH, TURK?

#343
SORRY, MAN. I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE BEER.

#344
OH. THERE'S NO PROBLEM, BUDDY.

#345
OH. THERE'S NO PROBLEM, BUDDY.

#346
ALL RIGHT! HA HA!

#347
JUST SEEMS LIKE YOU COULD'VE SAID "BEER."

#348
JUST SEEMS LIKE YOU COULD'VE SAID "BEER."

#349
IT'S A MUCH MORE COMMON WORD.

#350
IT'S A MUCH MORE COMMON WORD.

#351
MY BAD.

#352
UH, WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.

#353
WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.

#354
WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.

#355
YOU KNEW HE WAS THERE, DIDN'T YOU?

#356
COULDN'T HELP MYSELF.

#357
J.D.: IT'S WEIRD. I MEAN, I WANT HIS MARRIAGE TO WORK OUT,

#358
J.D.: IT'S WEIRD. I MEAN, I WANT HIS MARRIAGE TO WORK OUT,

#359
BUT IT'S NICE TO HAVE TURK ALL TO MYSELF AGAIN.

#360
BUT IT'S NICE TO HAVE TURK ALL TO MYSELF AGAIN.

#361
JANITOR: IT'S WEIRD. I MEAN, I WANT TO FOLLOW HIM DOWN THE HALL

#362
AND CRACK HIM OVER THE HEAD,

#363
AND CRACK HIM OVER THE HEAD,

#364
BUT I'M SO DRUNK RIGHT NOW,

#365
I KNOW I'LL COLLAPSE IF I EVEN MOVE AN INCH.

#366
I KNOW I'LL COLLAPSE IF I EVEN MOVE AN INCH.

#367
AND I AM NOT KIDDING YOU.

#368
AND I AM NOT KIDDING YOU.

#369
MY MOM TURNS TO THE GUIDANCE COUNSELOR,

#370
AND SHE SAYS-- (SPEAKS SPANISH)

#371
AND SHE SAYS-- (SPEAKS SPANISH)

#372
HA HA HA!

#373
HA HA HA!

#374
(SNORTS)

#375
YOU UNDERSTOOD THAT?

#376
NO, BUT I KNOW WHEN I'M SUPPOSED TO LAUGH

#377
NO, BUT I KNOW WHEN I'M SUPPOSED TO LAUGH

#378
IN ANY LANGUAGE.

#379
OK. YOU KNOW, I WAS SKEPTICAL,

#380
BUT IT'S BEEN KIND OF NICE

#381
BUT IT'S BEEN KIND OF NICE

#382
REMINISCING ABOUT MY MOM.

#383
IT'S ABOUT TO GET A WHOLE LOT NICER.

#384
IT'S ABOUT TO GET A WHOLE LOT NICER.

#385
(BEEP)

#386
ANSWERING MACHINE: HI, SWEET PEA, IT'S MOM.

#387
ANSWERING MACHINE: HI, SWEET PEA, IT'S MOM.

#388
I JUST CALLED TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU.

#389
OH, MY GOD.

#390
IT'S J.D.'S OLD ANSWERING MACHINE.

#391
(BEEP)

#392
HI, CARLA. I SURE WISH YOU WOULD CALL ME ONCE IN A WHILE.

#393
HI, CARLA. I SURE WISH YOU WOULD CALL ME ONCE IN A WHILE.

#394
HADN'T HEARD THAT ONE.

#395
HADN'T HEARD THAT ONE.

#396
SO WHAT OTHER STORIES DO YOU HAVE ABOUT YOUR MOM?

#397
(BEEP)

#398
CARLA... GOD, IT HAS BATTERIES.

#399
CARLA... GOD, IT HAS BATTERIES.

#400
IT'S ME AGAIN.

#401
IT SEEMS LIKE YOU NEVER HAVE TIME FOR ME ANYMORE.

#402
IT SEEMS LIKE YOU NEVER HAVE TIME FOR ME ANYMORE.

#403
CARLA?

#404
(BEEP)

#405
CARLA? CARLA? PICK UP IF YOU'RE THERE...

#406
CARLA? CARLA? PICK UP IF YOU'RE THERE...

#407
(RECORDING MUFFLED)

#408
WHAT WE ARE DEALING WITH ARE VENOSTASIS ULCERS,

#409
WHAT WE ARE DEALING WITH ARE VENOSTASIS ULCERS,

#410
MOST LIKELY BECAUSE OF YOUR WEIGHT.

#411
MOST LIKELY BECAUSE OF YOUR WEIGHT.

#412
WOW. YOU FIGURED OUT THAT I'M FAT.

#413
YOU'RE EITHER A BRILLIANT DOCTOR

#414
YOU'RE EITHER A BRILLIANT DOCTOR

#415
OR EVERY GUY I'VE EVER GONE TO HIGH SCHOOL WITH.

#416
OK, MOVING ON.

#417
OK, MOVING ON.

#418
FROM THE NUMBERS I'M SEEING

#419
ON YOUR FASTING GLUCOSE AND TRIGLYCERIDES,

#420
I'M SUSPECTING--

#421
I'M SUSPECTING--

#422
METABOLIC SYNDROME?

#423
YES. NOW THIS CONDITION IS NOT THAT RARE.

#424
YES. NOW THIS CONDITION IS NOT THAT RARE.

#425
1 IN 5 PEOPLE HAVE IT.

#426
STOP DOING THAT!

#427
STOP DOING THAT!

#428
WHY AM I PAYING YOU TO TELL ME THINGS

#429
I'VE ALREADY FIGURED OUT ON MY OWN?

#430
I'VE ALREADY FIGURED OUT ON MY OWN?

#431
MAYBE BECAUSE I GRADUATED FIRST IN MY CLASS

#432
AT STANFORD IN 1972.

#433
AT STANFORD IN 1972.

#434
YOU GRADUATED 12TH IN YOUR CLASS IN 1968.

#435
YOU GRADUATED 12TH IN YOUR CLASS IN 1968.

#436
SHE GOOGLED YOUR ASS.

#437
SHE GOOGLED YOUR ASS.

#438
LAVERNE, I AM NOT INTERESTED IN YOUR STREET LINGO.

#439
WHAT I AM INTERESTED IN

#440
IS WHERE SHE FOUND THAT MAGIC PHONE

#441
IS WHERE SHE FOUND THAT MAGIC PHONE

#442
THAT KEEPS MAKING ME LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT.

#443
LAST SUMMER, TURK AND I WERE FORCED TO CHOOSE BETWEEN

#444
HELPING TO STEM A HEPATITIS C OUTBREAK IN THE INNER CITY

#445
HELPING TO STEM A HEPATITIS C OUTBREAK IN THE INNER CITY

#446
OR GO TO BARTENDING SCHOOL.

#447
OR GO TO BARTENDING SCHOOL.

#448
I FELT WE DID THE RIGHT THING.

#449
ESPECIALLY SINCE I KNEW TURK NEEDED TO BLOW OFF SOME STEAM

#450
ESPECIALLY SINCE I KNEW TURK NEEDED TO BLOW OFF SOME STEAM

#451
BEFORE HIS BIG MEETING WITH CARLA TOMORROW.

#452
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,

#453
ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY,

#454
WE'RE YOUR GUEST BARTENDERS!

#455
WE'LL BE HERE ALL NIGHT!

#456
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT? ACTUALLY,

#457
I'M GONNA GO HOME AND PUT SOME THOUGHT

#458
I'M GONNA GO HOME AND PUT SOME THOUGHT

#459
INTO WHAT I'M GONNA SAY TO CARLA TOMORROW MORNING.

#460
J.D.: I KNEW I WAS BEING SELFISH, BUT I COULDN'T HELP IT.

#461
J.D.: I KNEW I WAS BEING SELFISH, BUT I COULDN'T HELP IT.

#462
IT WAS OUR LAST HURRAH.

#463
TURK, YOU KNOW CARLA LIKES IT

#464
TURK, YOU KNOW CARLA LIKES IT

#465
WHEN YOU SPEAK FROM YOUR HEART.

#466
IMPROV THAT, DOG!

#467
IMPROV THAT, DOG!

#468
STAY HERE AND DRINK...

#469
FOR CARLA.

#470
FOR CARLA.

#471
WELL, SINCE WE'RE DOING IT FOR CARLA...

#472
FOR CARLA!

#473
LET'S DO THIS!

#474
(CHEERING)

#475
(CHEERING)

#476
J.D.: MY BARBER ONCE TOLD ME

#477
IT'S IMPORTANT TO FINISH WHAT YOU'VE STARTED.

#478
OF COURSE, SOMETIMES WHAT YOU'VE STARTED

#479
WAS CLEARLY THE WORST IDEA IN THE WORLD.

#480
WAS CLEARLY THE WORST IDEA IN THE WORLD.

#481
WASN'T THIS KIND OF FUN?

#482
WASN'T THIS KIND OF FUN?

#483
IT STOPPED.

#484
IT STOPPED.

#485
OTHER TIMES IT'S A LOT HARDER THAN YOU THOUGHT.

#486
DAMN IT, YOUNG LADY, LET ME IN!

#487
DAMN IT, YOUNG LADY, LET ME IN!

#488
THIS IS MY HOSPITAL!

#489
THIS IS MY HOSPITAL!

#490
HEY, BOB,

#491
WHAT'S SHAKING IN PATIENTVILLE?

#492
OH, JUST TRYING TO KEEP MYSELF

#493
OH, JUST TRYING TO KEEP MYSELF

#494
FROM SPENDING ALL DAY IN THERE WITH HER.

#495
SUCH A DOLL.

#496
SUCH A DOLL.

#497
OH, YOU BOB.

#498
OH, YOU BOB.

#499
STILL, EVEN IF YOU END UP WITH A HANGOVER THAT WOULD SLAY A WALRUS

#500
IT'S ALL WORTH IT, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU KNOW

#501
IT'S ALL WORTH IT, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU KNOW

#502
THAT AT THIS VERY MOMENT, YOUR BEST FRIEND IS AT BRUNCH,

#503
SAVING HIS MARRIAGE.

#504
SAVING HIS MARRIAGE.

#505
WHAT TIME IS IT?

#506
OR HE MISSED IT.

#507
OR HE MISSED IT.

#508
J.D.: THIS WAS MY FAULT, SO I WAS DETERMINED TO FIX IT.

#509
STILL, I NEEDED ELLIOT'S HELP,

#510
STILL, I NEEDED ELLIOT'S HELP,

#511
SO I DECIDED TO BREAK THE ICE FIRST.

#512
HEY, ELLIOT, DO ME A FAVOR.

#513
HEY, ELLIOT, DO ME A FAVOR.

#514
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, SAY "HOOCH"?

#515
OH, MY GOD, WHAT? I'M A LITTLE BUSY.

#516
OH, MY GOD, WHAT? I'M A LITTLE BUSY.

#517
UH, I'M SORRY. I'M NOT REALLY SURE

#518
WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.

#519
WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW.

#520
WELL, OF COURSE YOU'RE NOT.

#521
BECAUSE IN YOUR HEAD,

#522
IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU, ISN'T IT?

#523
IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU, ISN'T IT?

#524
WELL, NO MORE.

#525
SAY "HOOCH" AGAIN,

#526
IT WILL BE THE LAST THING YOU EVER SAY.

#527
IT WILL BE THE LAST THING YOU EVER SAY.

#528
HA HA!

#529
HE WAS MAD, WASN'T HE?

#530
HE WAS MAD, WASN'T HE?

#531
OH, HOOCH IS CRAZY.

#532
OH, HOOCH IS CRAZY.

#533
LISTEN, TELL CARLA IT'S MY FAULT

#534
BECAUSE I KEPT TURK OUT ALL NIGHT

#535
AND HE OVERSLEPT.

#536
AND HE OVERSLEPT.

#537
IT WAS J.D.'S FAULT.

#538
HOW COME TURK HASN'T CALLED ME?

#539
WHY HASN'T TURK CALLED HER?

#540
WHY HASN'T TURK CALLED HER?

#541
I WANTED TO FIX IT.

#542
HE WANTED TO FIX IT.

#543
ASK BETTY WHY HE'S SUCH A GIRLY GIRL.

#544
ASK BETTY WHY HE'S SUCH A GIRLY GIRL.

#545
NOT NOW.

#546
DO IT NOW, DO IT NOW. CALL HER BETTY.

#547
DO IT NOW, DO IT NOW. CALL HER BETTY.

#548
YOU'RE INSANE.

#549
BETTY, BETTY, BETTY, BETTY, BETTY, BETTY.

#550
(WHISTLES)

#551
(WHISTLES)

#552
BETTY? YEAH?

#553
OH, MY GOD, IT WORKED!

#554
OH, MY GOD, IT WORKED!

#555
ASK J.D. WHEN TURK WANTS TO GET TOGETHER.

#556
WHEN DOES TURK WANT TO GET TOGETHER?

#557
HE--OH, LOOK, I'M SO SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT.

#558
HE--OH, LOOK, I'M SO SORRY ABOUT LAST NIGHT.

#559
BUT I ALREADY EXPLAINED TO CARLA

#560
HOW YOU OVERSLEPT.

#561
NOW SHE WANTS TO KNOW WHEN YOU WANT TO MEET UP.

#562
NOW SHE WANTS TO KNOW WHEN YOU WANT TO MEET UP.

#563
I DIDN'T OVERSLEEP.

#564
I...DECIDED NOT TO GO.

#565
I...DECIDED NOT TO GO.

#566
UHH! UHH!

#567
UHH! UHH!

#568
UHH!

#569
I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE JAMMED THIS.

#570
I DON'T KNOW HOW SHE JAMMED THIS.

#571
CAN YOU OPEN THAT DOOR?

#572
(THINKING) OK, YOU MADE IT UP HERE

#573
(THINKING) OK, YOU MADE IT UP HERE

#574
WITHOUT PASSING OUT OR VOMITING.

#575
NOW JUST CALMLY AND ELOQUENTLY EXPLAIN

#576
THAT YOU CAN'T OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT NOW,

#577
THAT YOU CAN'T OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT NOW,

#578
AND HE'LL BE ON HIS WAY.

#579
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

#580
(SPEAKS GIBBERISH)

#581
ARE YOU MOCKING ME?

#582
JUST GIVE ME THIS DAMN SCREWDRIVER.

#583
JUST GIVE ME THIS DAMN SCREWDRIVER.

#584
HELLO, YOUNG LADY.

#585
I WENT AHEAD AND SET UP AN APPOINTMENT FOR YOU

#586
I WENT AHEAD AND SET UP AN APPOINTMENT FOR YOU

#587
WITH OUR NUTRITIONIST.

#588
SHE'S GOING TO HELP YOU CREATE A DIET AND EXERCISE PLAN

#589
SO I NEVER HAVE TO SEE YOU IN HERE AGAIN.

#590
SO I NEVER HAVE TO SEE YOU IN HERE AGAIN.

#591
YEAH, I'M HAVING A GASTRIC BYPASS.

#592
YEAH, I'M HAVING A GASTRIC BYPASS.

#593
BUT, MS. GOLDMAN, YOU'RE ONLY 25,

#594
AND CONSIDERING THAT ANY SERIOUS SURGERY

#595
AND CONSIDERING THAT ANY SERIOUS SURGERY

#596
HAS INHERENT RISKS,

#597
I REALLY DON'T--

#598
I REALLY DON'T--

#599
HOW ARE YOU NOT GETTING THIS?

#600
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK.

#601
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK.

#602
CARLA, I AM SO SORRY

#603
CARLA, I AM SO SORRY

#604
ABOUT THOSE MESSAGES FROM YOUR MOTHER,

#605
BUT I'M GOING TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU.

#606
BUT I'M GOING TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU.

#607
IT'S OK, ELLIOT.

#608
IT WAS REALLY NICE HEARING MY MOM'S VOICE AGAIN.

#609
IT WAS REALLY NICE HEARING MY MOM'S VOICE AGAIN.

#610
I JUST--I WISH I COULD TALK TO HER

#611
ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING ON.

#612
ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING ON.

#613
OHH. YOU KNOW, I'M REALLY NOT COMFORTABLE

#614
WITH THIS KIND OF STUFF.

#615
WITH THIS KIND OF STUFF.

#616
CARLA, YOU CAN TOTALLY TALK TO PEOPLE ONCE THEY'RE GONE.

#617
I USED TO TALK TO OUR MAID CONSUELA ALL THE TIME.

#618
I USED TO TALK TO OUR MAID CONSUELA ALL THE TIME.

#619
WHEN DID SHE DIE?

#620
WHEN I WAS 11.

#621
WHEN I WAS 11.

#622
AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT MY DAD TOLD ME.

#623
I MEAN, I FOUND OUT AFTER COLLEGE THAT HE ACTUALLY HAD HER DEPORTED

#624
I MEAN, I FOUND OUT AFTER COLLEGE THAT HE ACTUALLY HAD HER DEPORTED

#625
FOR PUTTING KNIVES IN THE FORK DRAWER.

#626
YOU KNOW, ELLIOT, YOU'RE A LOT MORE NORMAL

#627
YOU KNOW, ELLIOT, YOU'RE A LOT MORE NORMAL

#628
THAN YOU SHOULD BE.

#629
WELL, YOU DO WHAT YOU CAN WITH WHAT YOU GOT.

#630
WELL, YOU DO WHAT YOU CAN WITH WHAT YOU GOT.

#631
(THUD)

#632
HOLY FRICK!

#633
HOLY FRICK!

#634
FIRST MY PARENTS GET DIVORCED,

#635
FIRST MY PARENTS GET DIVORCED,

#636
NOW YOU AND CARLA ARE ALL MESSED UP.

#637
WHAT'S THE COMMON DENOMINATOR? J.D.

#638
I SHOULD GET BUSINESS CARDS THAT SAY "LOVE DESTROYER."

#639
I SHOULD GET BUSINESS CARDS THAT SAY "LOVE DESTROYER."

#640
DUDE, IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT.

#641
DON'T GET ME WRONG, HANGING WITH YOU

#642
DON'T GET ME WRONG, HANGING WITH YOU

#643
THESE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS HAS BEEN NICE.

#644
NICE? IT WAS INTOXICATING.

#645
YOU WERE HANGING WITH THE J. DIZZLE.

#646
YOU WERE HANGING WITH THE J. DIZZLE.

#647
I'M SURE IT FELT LIKE SOME SORT OF CRAZY DREAM.

#648
I KNOW, 'CAUSE WITH THE J. DIZZLE,

#649
I KNOW, 'CAUSE WITH THE J. DIZZLE,

#650
EVERYTHING'S HASSLE-FREE.

#651
YEAH, LIKE SOME SORT OF CRAZY, HASSLE-FREE DREAM.

#652
OK, STOP, STOP.

#653
OK, STOP, STOP.

#654
MAYBE THAT'S WHY I SKIPPED THE BRUNCH.

#655
I JUST CAN'T HELP THINKING

#656
I JUST CAN'T HELP THINKING

#657
MARRIAGE SHOULDN'T BE THIS HARD.

#658
SO YOU'RE MY GASTRIC BYPASS.

#659
SO YOU'RE MY GASTRIC BYPASS.

#660
YOU GOT ANY QUESTIONS?

#661
NOPE. SEE YOU IN THE O.R. TOMORROW.

#662
I'LL BE THE ONE WITH THE MASK ON.

#663
I'LL BE THE ONE WITH THE MASK ON.

#664
THAT'S HOW EASY MARRIAGE SHOULD BE.

#665
THAT'S HOW EASY MARRIAGE SHOULD BE.

#666
I WON'T BE THERE, BUT I'M SURE

#667
IT WILL BE NICE OPERATING ON YOU.

#668
IT WILL BE NICE OPERATING ON YOU.

#669
WHAT IS IT, BOB?

#670
WHEN THE HELL DID PATIENTS STOP RESPECTING US?

#671
WHEN THE HELL DID PATIENTS STOP RESPECTING US?

#672
I REALLY TRIED TO HELP THAT YOUNG WOMAN,

#673
I REALLY TRIED TO HELP THAT YOUNG WOMAN,

#674
AND SHE ROLLED OVER ME LIKE ENID'S WHEELCHAIR

#675
OVER BAXTER'S TAIL.

#676
HUH?

#677
ENID WAS RECENTLY PARALYZED.

#678
I HAVEN'T TOLD ANYONE.

#679
HMM.

#680
HMM.

#681
ANYWAY, I COULDN'T HANDLE THE PATIENTS,

#682
ANYWAY, I COULDN'T HANDLE THE PATIENTS,

#683
SO GO AHEAD, TAKE YOUR SHOTS.

#684
I WANT TO, BOB, I REALLY DO.

#685
I WANT TO, BOB, I REALLY DO.

#686
BUT MY FIRST PATIENT TODAY

#687
BUT MY FIRST PATIENT TODAY

#688
WAS A SNOT-NOSED LITTLE PUNK

#689
WHO WOULDN'T LET ME GIVE HIM A RECTAL EXAM

#690
WHO WOULDN'T LET ME GIVE HIM A RECTAL EXAM

#691
UNLESS I SAID "PRETTY PLEASE" FIRST,

#692
AND I'M JUST NOT BIG ON BEGGING STRANGERS

#693
AND I'M JUST NOT BIG ON BEGGING STRANGERS

#694
TO STICK MY HAND UP THEIR BUTT...

#695
TO STICK MY HAND UP THEIR BUTT...

#696
NOT EVEN IN MY PRIVATE TIME.

#697
REMEMBER WHEN BEING A DOCTOR

#698
REMEMBER WHEN BEING A DOCTOR

#699
MEANT THAT PEOPLE WOULD LOOK UP TO YOU?

#700
YEAH.

#701
YEAH.

#702
WHEN I FIRST STARTED OUT,

#703
I COULD TAKE THIS OLD WHITE COAT OUT,

#704
I COULD TAKE THIS OLD WHITE COAT OUT,

#705
GET A FREE HAIRCUT

#706
OR A NICE TABLE AT A RESTAURANT.

#707
OR A NICE TABLE AT A RESTAURANT.

#708
HELL, I NEVER ONCE GOT A SPEEDING TICKET.

#709
PEOPLE USED TO GIVE ME CARDS AND GIFTS

#710
PEOPLE USED TO GIVE ME CARDS AND GIFTS

#711
AND SOMETIMES EVEN A PIE

#712
JUST FOR DOING MY JOB.

#713
JUST FOR DOING MY JOB.

#714
EVERY MOTHER WANTED ME TO MARRY THEIR DAUGHTER

#715
EVERY MOTHER WANTED ME TO MARRY THEIR DAUGHTER

#716
BECAUSE I WAS A DOCTOR,

#717
AND I USED THAT TO SLEEP WITH ALL THOSE MOTHERS

#718
AND I USED THAT TO SLEEP WITH ALL THOSE MOTHERS

#719
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT A HOUSE CALL USED TO MEAN.

#720
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT A HOUSE CALL USED TO MEAN.

#721
THOSE WERE THE GOOD OL' INCREDIBLY DISTURBING DAYS, BOB.

#722
THOSE WERE THE GOOD OL' INCREDIBLY DISTURBING DAYS, BOB.

#723
TODAY, PEOPLE THINK OF US AS DRUG-DISPENSING WALKING LAWSUITS

#724
TODAY, PEOPLE THINK OF US AS DRUG-DISPENSING WALKING LAWSUITS

#725
WHO ARE IN FACT LESS INFORMED

#726
THAN THEIR INTERNET PHONES.

#727
THAN THEIR INTERNET PHONES.

#728
SO THAT'S WHAT THAT DAMN THING WAS.

#729
I WILL TELL YOU ONE THING, THOUGH.

#730
I WILL TELL YOU ONE THING, THOUGH.

#731
IF YOU EVEN WANT TO HAVE AN OUTSIDE CHANCE

#732
IF YOU EVEN WANT TO HAVE AN OUTSIDE CHANCE

#733
OF REACHING SOMEONE NOWADAYS,

#734
YOU DAMN SURE BETTER SPEAK FROM YOUR HEART.

#735
YOU DAMN SURE BETTER SPEAK FROM YOUR HEART.

#736
THANK YOU, PERRY.

#737
BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS, BOB.

#738
ELLIOT.

#739
ELLIOT.

#740
YEAH?

#741
I SPOKE TO THE GROUNDSKEEPER.

#742
HE'LL COME OVER AS SOON AS HE FINISHES

#743
HE'LL COME OVER AS SOON AS HE FINISHES

#744
BURYING PAUL NEWMAN.

#745
DIFFERENT PAUL NEWMAN. I ASKED.

#746
DIFFERENT PAUL NEWMAN. I ASKED.

#747
I'LL JUST WAIT HERE WITH YOU.

#748
OH, CARLA, GO.

#749
OH, CARLA, GO.

#750
I'M FINE DOWN HERE

#751
IN THIS GIANT, FRESH, EMPTY GRAVE.

#752
IN THIS GIANT, FRESH, EMPTY GRAVE.

#753
J.D.: I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO TURK NEXT,

#754
AND THEN IT HAPPENED.

#755
AND THEN IT HAPPENED.

#756
SIR, THE DOOR WAS OPEN.

#757
I KNOW. I JUST LOVE DOING THAT.

#758
I KNOW. I JUST LOVE DOING THAT.

#759
AHH, WHAT NOW, GRANDPA?

#760
YOU ARE GONNA SHUT YOUR DAMN YAPPER

#761
YOU ARE GONNA SHUT YOUR DAMN YAPPER

#762
AND LISTEN FOR A CHANGE

#763
BECAUSE I GOT YOU PEGGED, SWEETHEART.

#764
BECAUSE I GOT YOU PEGGED, SWEETHEART.

#765
YOU WANT TO TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT WITH THIS SURGERY

#766
YOU WANT TO TAKE THE EASY WAY OUT WITH THIS SURGERY

#767
BECAUSE YOU'RE SCARED,

#768
AND YOU'RE SCARED BECAUSE IF YOU TRY AND FAIL,

#769
THERE'S ONLY YOU TO BLAME.

#770
THERE'S ONLY YOU TO BLAME.

#771
WELL, MISSY, LET ME BREAK THIS DOWN FOR YOU BOBBO-STYLE.

#772
WELL, MISSY, LET ME BREAK THIS DOWN FOR YOU BOBBO-STYLE.

#773
LIFE IS SCARY.

#774
GET USED TO IT.

#775
GET USED TO IT.

#776
J.D.: AND THEN IT SEEMED LIKE DR. KELSO

#777
WASN'T ONLY TALKING TO HER.

#778
WASN'T ONLY TALKING TO HER.

#779
THERE ARE NO MAGICAL FIXES.

#780
IT'S ALL UP TO YOU.

#781
SO GET UP OFF YOUR KEISTER,

#782
SO GET UP OFF YOUR KEISTER,

#783
GET OUT OF HERE, AND GO START DOING THE WORK.

#784
WHAT IF IT'S TOO HARD?

#785
WHAT IF IT'S TOO HARD?

#786
YEAH, WHAT IF IT'S TOO HARD?

#787
TURKELTON, I HAVE NO IDEA WHY YOU'RE CHIMING IN,

#788
TURKELTON, I HAVE NO IDEA WHY YOU'RE CHIMING IN,

#789
BUT I'LL SAY THIS TO BOTH OF YOU.

#790
NOTHING IN THIS WORLD THAT'S WORTH HAVING

#791
NOTHING IN THIS WORLD THAT'S WORTH HAVING

#792
COMES EASY.

#793
I GOTTA GO.

#794
OK, HERE IT GOES.

#795
OK, HERE IT GOES.

#796
OH, THIS IS SO WEIRD.

#797
I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

#798
I DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

#799
SORRY I HAVEN'T VISITED MUCH. I'VE BEEN KIND OF BUSY.

#800
SORRY I HAVEN'T VISITED MUCH. I'VE BEEN KIND OF BUSY.

#801
THAT'S NOT TRUE.

#802
WHY AM I LYING TO A SLAB OF GRANITE?

#803
WHY AM I LYING TO A SLAB OF GRANITE?

#804
I JUST KNOW I REALLY COULD'VE USED YOU AROUND THIS WEEK.

#805
I JUST KNOW I REALLY COULD'VE USED YOU AROUND THIS WEEK.

#806
I MISS YOU.

#807
CAN YOU TELL HER I MISS HER, TOO?

#808
CAN YOU TELL HER I MISS HER, TOO?

#809
YOU KNOW WHAT? NEVER MIND.

#810
YOU KNOW WHAT? NEVER MIND.

#811
BECAUSE SHE WOULDN'T BELIEVE YOU.

#812
HA HA HA!

#813
HA HA HA!

#814
J.D.: YOU CAN NEVER TRULY CAPTURE THE PAST.

#815
J.D.: YOU CAN NEVER TRULY CAPTURE THE PAST.

#816
THAT'LL BE $18.

#817
OH, I'M NOT PAYING. I'M A DOCTOR.

#818
OH, I'M NOT PAYING. I'M A DOCTOR.

#819
YEAH, WE DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE.

#820
YEAH, WE DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE.

#821
YOU'RE PAYING.

#822
J.D.: YOU STILL HAVE TO TRY, THOUGH,

#823
BECAUSE AS A RECENTLY INCARCERATED DOCTOR ONCE SAID,

#824
BECAUSE AS A RECENTLY INCARCERATED DOCTOR ONCE SAID,

#825
"NOTHING WORTH HAVING COMES EASY."

#826
SO YOU READY TO COME HOME?

#827
I'M TRYING TO GET THERE, TURK.

#828
I'M JUST NOT THERE YET.

#829
I'M JUST NOT THERE YET.

#830
ALL RIGHT. YOU TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU NEED, OK?

#831
ALL RIGHT. YOU TAKE ALL THE TIME YOU NEED, OK?

#832
WAIT.

#833
WOULD YOU MIND SITTING HERE WITH ME

#834
FOR A LITTLE LONGER?

#835
IS ANYBODY THERE?

#836
ANYBODY? HELLO?

#837
ANYBODY? HELLO?

#838
KEEP IT TOGETHER, ELLIOT.

#839
KEEP IT TOGETHER, ELLIOT.

#840
THINGS COULD BE WORSE.

#841
(THUNDER)

#842
(THUNDER)

#843
OH, GOD, I'M GONNA DIE IN A WATERY GRAVE.

#844
OH, GOD, I'M GONNA DIE IN A WATERY GRAVE.

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