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Season 4, Episode 21 — My Lips Are Sealed

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(COLDPLAY'S CLOCKS PLAYING)

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J.D.: IN MY 4 YEARS, THERE HAVE BEEN

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MANY EMERGENCIES AT SACRED HEART,

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MANY EMERGENCIES AT SACRED HEART,

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BUT NONE LIKE THIS ONE BECAUSE TODAY...

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WHERE IS HE?

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WHERE IS HE?

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DR. COX'S SON NEEDED TWO STITCHES.

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DR. COX, I GOT HERE AS SOON AS I--

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DR. COX, I GOT HERE AS SOON AS I--

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SHUT IT, NEWBIE.

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YOUR BLACKER HALF IS TRYING TO CONCENTRATE.

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YOUR BLACKER HALF IS TRYING TO CONCENTRATE.

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HOW ARE YOU HOLDING UP?

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I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.

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I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.

#17
WELL, NOW YOU MAKE ME ALL NERVOUS.

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FOCUS...

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BECAUSE THAT TINY PATCH OF SKIN ON MY SON'S FOREHEAD

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BECAUSE THAT TINY PATCH OF SKIN ON MY SON'S FOREHEAD

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IS MORE IMPORTANT TO ME THAN THEN ENTIRETY

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IS MORE IMPORTANT TO ME THAN THEN ENTIRETY

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OF YOUR WHOLE HIGH-FIVING, HEAD-SHAVING, AIR-BALLING,

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MOLE-LIPPING, INSULIN-NEEDING EXISTENCE,

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MOLE-LIPPING, INSULIN-NEEDING EXISTENCE,

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WHICH I GUARANTEE WILL COME TO AN ABRUPT,

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VERY UNNATURAL END.

#28
OK, I'M DONE.

#29
J.D.: WE ALL HELD OUR BREATH TOGETHER.

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THE SURGEON LIVES! AAH!

#31
THE TODD FORGOT TO BREATHE AGAIN.

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THE TODD FORGOT TO BREATHE AGAIN.

#33
STARTING C.P.R...

#34
STARTING C.P.R...

#35
MR. GERST, WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?

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MR. GERST, WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM?

#37
I TOOK SOME PILLS.

#38
COME ON, HELP ME OUT HERE.

#39
WERE THEY HAPPY PILLS, SAD PILLS, SLEEPING PILLS,

#40
WERE THEY HAPPY PILLS, SAD PILLS, SLEEPING PILLS,

#41
WAKE-UP PILLS, SANE PILLS, PAIN PILLS, BRAIN PILLS, SPAIN PILLS...

#42
MAN PILLS. THE COMMERCIAL SAYS

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MAN PILLS. THE COMMERCIAL SAYS

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I SHOULD CONSULT A PHYSICIAN

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IF THE CONDITION PERSISTS FOR MORE THAN 4 HOURS.

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IF THE CONDITION PERSISTS FOR MORE THAN 4 HOURS.

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IF WHAT PERSISTS?

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OH, UM...

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OH, UM...

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LET'S JUST SAY YOU TOOK UPPERS.

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TURK: HEY, DUDE, CHECK OUT WHAT I FOUND

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WHEN I WAS TAKING OUT THE TRASH!

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WHEN I WAS TAKING OUT THE TRASH!

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THAT IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS HAT I HAVE EVER SEEN.

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THAT IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS HAT I HAVE EVER SEEN.

#56
(THINKING) AND I MUST HAVE IT.

#57
AREN'T YOU GONNA BE LATE TO MEET CARLA?

#58
AREN'T YOU GONNA BE LATE TO MEET CARLA?

#59
I'VE GOT TIME.

#60
J.D.: TURK AND CARLA WERE HAVING RELATIONSHIP TROUBLE,

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J.D.: TURK AND CARLA WERE HAVING RELATIONSHIP TROUBLE,

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SO SHE'D BEEN STAYING AT ELLIOT'S FOR A FEW DAYS.

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YOU WERE LATE THE LAST TIME.

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YOU WERE LATE THE LAST TIME.

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YEAH, BUT I SET THE CLOCK AHEAD AN HOUR LAST NIGHT

#66
SO I WOULDN'T BE LATE.

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YEAH, BUT LAST WEEK I SET IT BACK 3 HOURS

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YEAH, BUT LAST WEEK I SET IT BACK 3 HOURS

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SO WE COULD SEE WHAT IT FELT LIKE TO LIVE IN HONOLULU.

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YEAH, BUT THEN I SET THE CLOCK AHEAD 5 HOURS

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YEAH, BUT THEN I SET THE CLOCK AHEAD 5 HOURS

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SO I WOULDN'T FEEL LIKE A SKEEVE

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FOR WATCHING PORN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAY.

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BUT THEN I SET IT BACK 43 MINUTES TO 8:08,

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BUT THEN I SET IT BACK 43 MINUTES TO 8:08,

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TURNED THE CLOCK UPSIDE DOWN TO SEE IF IT LOOKED LIKE THE WORD "BOB,"

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WHICH, INCIDENTALLY, IT TOTALLY DOES...

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WHICH, INCIDENTALLY, IT TOTALLY DOES...

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THAT'S TRUE.

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WHICH MEANS THAT IT'S ACTUALLY...

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9:52! 9:52!

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OH, MY GOD, DUDE!

#83
I GOTTA BE DOWNTOWN IN LIKE 8 MINUTES!

#84
I GOTTA BE DOWNTOWN IN LIKE 8 MINUTES!

#85
DUDE, WE'RE NEVER GONNA MAKE IT IN TIME!

#86
TAKE A SHORTCUT THROUGH THAT HEDGE!

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YOU GOT IT, PLAYER!

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YOU GOT IT, PLAYER!

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WAAAH!

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WAAAH!

#91
THAT WAS A THICK BUSH.

#92
THAT WAS A THICK BUSH.

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OH, REALLY, TURK, WAS IT A THICK BUSH?

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BECAUSE THERE'S BERRIES IN MY ASS. JUST GO!

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BECAUSE THERE'S BERRIES IN MY ASS. JUST GO!

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OH, SORRY. MY BAD, DUDE. MY BAD. OH!

#97
(CLINK)

#98
(CLINK)

#99
OH HO HO HO...

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AAH!

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DON'T WORRY, TURK, I GOT 'EM!

#102
STRIKE.

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TURK, WHY ARE YOU WEARING PAJAMAS?

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TURK, WHY ARE YOU WEARING PAJAMAS?

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UH, I REALLY WANT YOU TO COME HOME,

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AND ON THE OFF CHANCE YOU SAID YES,

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AND ON THE OFF CHANCE YOU SAID YES,

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I'D BE READY TO SNUGGLE,

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AND THAT WOULD HOPEFULLY LEAD TO--

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AND THAT WOULD HOPEFULLY LEAD TO--

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BUT NECESSARILY REQUIRE--

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RELATIONS OF THE INTIMATE NATURE.

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RELATIONS OF THE INTIMATE NATURE.

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TURK, WITH EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED,

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I'M JUST HAVING TROUBLE TRUSTING YOU.

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I'M JUST HAVING TROUBLE TRUSTING YOU.

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BABY, IF THERE'S ANYONE IN THIS WORLD

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THAT YOU CAN TRUST, IT'S ME.

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THAT YOU CAN TRUST, IT'S ME.

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TURK, YOU'RE THE ONE I DON'T KNOW IF I CAN TRUST,

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SO I HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TRUST

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SO I HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TRUST

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THAT I CAN TRUST YOU TELLING ME

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THAT I CAN TRUST YOU?

#125
THAT I CAN TRUST YOU?

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MY HEAD HURTS.

#127
I WISH I KNEW HOW IT WAS GOING.

#128
I WISH I KNEW HOW IT WAS GOING.

#129
SORRY ABOUT YOUR HOGS, FELLAS.

#130
SORRY ABOUT YOUR HOGS, FELLAS.

#131
ENJOY THE FREE ESPRESSOS.

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(GULPING)

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WARLORD, I TOLD YOU TO SIP IT.

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UH, IT...

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USE YOUR WORDS.

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WARLORD BURN MOUTH.

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WARLORD BURN MOUTH.

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YEAH, HE DID BECAUSE HE WASN'T LISTENING.

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NAPKIN ON YOUR LAP, SATAN'S VALET. THANK YOU.

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NAPKIN ON YOUR LAP, SATAN'S VALET. THANK YOU.

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# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN #

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# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN #

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# NO, I KNOW #

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

#147
(FLASH BULB POPS)

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HEY, WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU DOING, FRANKENSTEIN?

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HEY, WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU DOING, FRANKENSTEIN?

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PHOTO JOURNAL FOR MY PHOTOGRAPHY CLASS.

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PHOTO JOURNAL FOR MY PHOTOGRAPHY CLASS.

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TERRIFIC. COULD I SEE YOUR CAMERA?

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HMM. VERY INTERESTING.

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HMM. VERY INTERESTING.

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OH, THERE'S FILM IN IT.

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HEY!

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ALL MY PICTURES WERE IN THERE!

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"DEAD PATIENT WITH FANCY SHIRT,"

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"DEAD PATIENT WITH FANCY SHIRT,"

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WITHOUT FANCY SHIRT,"

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"ME IN FANCY SHIRT BEING YELLED AT BY ANGRY FAMILY."

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"ME IN FANCY SHIRT BEING YELLED AT BY ANGRY FAMILY."

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DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA OF WHAT EVENTS WOULD UNFOLD

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IF JORDAN WERE TO ACTUALLY SEE THAT PICTURE?

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IF JORDAN WERE TO ACTUALLY SEE THAT PICTURE?

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IT IS A HEART-WRENCHING TALE OF WOE

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INVOLVING JORDAN'S SECOND COUSIN

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INVOLVING JORDAN'S SECOND COUSIN

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WHO PLAYS FOR THE NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS

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AND ME HAVING A SUPER BOWL RING REMOVED

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AND ME HAVING A SUPER BOWL RING REMOVED

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FROM MY ESOPHAGUS.

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NO, JORDAN'S NEVER GOING TO SEE THESE STITCHES.

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NO, JORDAN'S NEVER GOING TO SEE THESE STITCHES.

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WELL, I HOPE YOU REALIZE THIS MEANS WAR.

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AH, BUZZ OFF, YOU BIG MONKEY.

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AH, BUZZ OFF, YOU BIG MONKEY.

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POOR MR. GERST.

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I WONDER WHAT THAT'S LIKE

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TO HAVE AN ERECTION FOR 9 HOURS.

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TO HAVE AN ERECTION FOR 9 HOURS.

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ASK ME IN 20 MINUTES.

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OH, GET THIS. HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION.

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OH, GET THIS. HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION.

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I MEAN, WHY WOULD YOU TAKE THOSE DRUGS IF YOU DIDN'T NEED THEM?

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WHAT'S THIS?

#187
WHAT'S THIS?

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WHY, IT'S A DUMMYGRAM,

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AND IT'S ADDRESSED TO YOU, BARBIE.

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AND IT'S ADDRESSED TO YOU, BARBIE.

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LET'S READ IT AND FIND OUT WHAT'S IN THERE.

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YOU ARE DISTURBINGLY NAIVE.

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STOP!

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STOP!

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ALMOST 50% OF E.D. DRUGS

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ARE TAKEN BY RECREATIONAL USERS.

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ARE TAKEN BY RECREATIONAL USERS.

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STOP!

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THAT CAN'T BE TRUE.

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(WHISTLING)

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(WHISTLING)

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EVERYONE, WOULD YOU GO AHEAD

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AND CLOSE YOUR EYES FOR A SECOND?

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GREAT. NOW, WOULD ALL THE MEN IN THE ROOM

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GREAT. NOW, WOULD ALL THE MEN IN THE ROOM

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WHO HAVE TRIED MR. HAPPY PILLS,

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WHO HAVE TRIED MR. HAPPY PILLS,

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GO AHEAD AND GRAB YOUR FORK AND BANG YOUR GLASS.

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(LOUD CLINKING)

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(LOUD CLINKING)

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# THANK YOU #

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# THANK YOU #

#213
(CLINKING)

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TED, EVERYONE STOPPED!

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TED, EVERYONE STOPPED!

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OH, DAMN IT!

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OH, DAMN IT!

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DUDE, SHE'S GOT THIS WHOLE TRUST ISSUE WITH ME.

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DUDE, SHE'S GOT THIS WHOLE TRUST ISSUE WITH ME.

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JUST TELL HER SHE CAN TRUST YOU.

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I DID, BUT APPARENTLY, IF I'M THE ONE

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SHE DIDN'T KNOW SHE COULD TRUST,

#223
SHE DIDN'T KNOW SHE COULD TRUST,

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HOW IS SHE SUPPOSED TO TRUST SHE CAN TRUST ME

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TELLING HER SHE CAN TRUST ME?

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MY HEAD HURTS.

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MY HEAD HURTS.

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YEAH, MINE DID, TOO.

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THAT'S WHY I NEED YOU TO GO IN.

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NO WAY, DUDE. IT'S NEVER SMART

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NO WAY, DUDE. IT'S NEVER SMART

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TO GET IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMEONE ELSE'S RELATIONSHIP.

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I'LL LET YOU WEAR MY TOP HAT.

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I'LL LET YOU WEAR MY TOP HAT.

#235
HEY! WANT TO GRAB A BEER?

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IF YOU LOSE THE HAT.

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IF YOU LOSE THE HAT.

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HI. HELLO THERE.

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HI. HELLO THERE.

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WHAT'S WITH ALL THE BAND-AIDS?

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OH, JACK WAS JUST GETTING NUTTY, HAVING SOME FUN.

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OH, JACK WAS JUST GETTING NUTTY, HAVING SOME FUN.

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SEE, I EVEN LET HIM PUT ONE ON ME.

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SEE, I EVEN LET HIM PUT ONE ON ME.

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REALLY? YEAH.

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ARE THOSE STITCHES?

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WHAT ARE THE ODDS YOU'D PICK THAT ONE?

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WHAT ARE THE ODDS YOU'D PICK THAT ONE?

#249
JACK JUST--HE JUST FELL OFF OF THE JUNGLE GYM.

#250
YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL ENOUGH WITH HIM!

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YOU'RE NOT CAREFUL ENOUGH WITH HIM!

#252
WHAT ABOUT THE TIME YOU HAD HIM

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AND HE BRAINED HIMSELF ON THE COFFEE TABLE?

#254
THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

#255
THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

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JUST A QUICK QUESTION.

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WHY IS IT AN ACCIDENT WHEN HE'S WITH YOU,

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BUT WHEN JACK GETS HURT ON MY TIME,

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BUT WHEN JACK GETS HURT ON MY TIME,

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IT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT CAREFUL ENOUGH?

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BECAUSE I--

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BECAUSE I--

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OH, DEAR GOD...

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OH, DEAR GOD...

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YOU'RE SPEECHLESS.

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(LAUGHING) I WON!

#267
(LAUGHING) I WON!

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I WON AN ARGUMENT.

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JACK, IT'S UNPRECEDENTED.

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WE'LL BE AT THE PLAYGROUND DRINKING BEER.

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WE'LL BE AT THE PLAYGROUND DRINKING BEER.

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OH, GOD, WE LOVE BEER!

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BUT--

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BUT--

#275
THAT GUY NEEDS TO DO SOME SERIOUS THINKING ABOUT BASEBALL.

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HE WOULDN'T EVEN LET ME SEE IT.

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HE WOULDN'T EVEN LET ME SEE IT.

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HEY, MEATHEAD.

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OH, GOOD, YOU BOTH LOOKED.

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OH, GOOD, YOU BOTH LOOKED.

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NOW, MR. GERST CAME HERE FOR HELP,

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AND WE'RE DOCTORS, SO HOW ABOUT WE TRY

#283
AND WE'RE DOCTORS, SO HOW ABOUT WE TRY

#284
AND TREAT HIM WITH AT LEAST A LITTLE BIT

#285
OF DIGNITY AND RESPECT, OK?

#286
(LAUGHING)

#287
(LAUGHING)

#288
THAT MAN IS A HUMAN SUNDIAL.

#289
(JUKEBOX PLAYING HOOK BY BLUES TRAVELER)

#290
(JUKEBOX PLAYING HOOK BY BLUES TRAVELER)

#291
OH, IT'S SO NICE TO GET OUT.

#292
OH, IT'S SO NICE TO GET OUT.

#293
OH, HEY, DO YOU KNOW WHO SINGS THE SONG?

#294
NO, BUT I CAN TELL YOU WHO DOESN'T SING IT--

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BILLY JOEL, WHO BROUGHT US SUCH HITS

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BILLY JOEL, WHO BROUGHT US SUCH HITS

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AS UPTOWN GIRL AND MATTER OF TRUST.

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AS UPTOWN GIRL AND MATTER OF TRUST.

#299
AND SPEAKING OF TRUST, DO YOU KNOW

#300
WHO'S REALLY TRUSTWORTHY? TURK.

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I CALL HIM TURKEY-TURKEY-TURKEY- TURKEY-TRUST-TRUST.

#302
I CALL HIM TURKEY-TURKEY-TURKEY- TURKEY-TRUST-TRUST.

#303
A LITTLE NICKNAME.

#304
J.D., I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO AND IT'S VERY SWEET,

#305
J.D., I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO AND IT'S VERY SWEET,

#306
BUT THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS HAVE BEEN

#307
BUT THE LAST COUPLE OF DAYS HAVE BEEN

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SO MESSED UP AND CONFUSING.

#309
I'D LOVE TO JUST TRY AND FORGET ABOUT IT

#310
AND HAVE A FEW DRINKS, OK?

#311
AND HAVE A FEW DRINKS, OK?

#312
BUT I TOLD TURK I'D TALK ABOUT HIM CONSTANTLY UNTIL YOU MADE ME LEAVE.

#313
BUT I TOLD TURK I'D TALK ABOUT HIM CONSTANTLY UNTIL YOU MADE ME LEAVE.

#314
I'LL LET YOU PUT THE HAT BACK ON.

#315
TWO APPLETINIS, GOVERNOR.

#316
TWO APPLETINIS, GOVERNOR.

#317
LOOK AT MY GIRL.

#318
LOOK AT MY GIRL.

#319
RIGHT BACK UP ON THE MONKEY BARS

#320
EVEN AFTER SHE CHIPPED HER TOOTH THERE LAST WEEK.

#321
THAT'S NOTHING.

#322
THAT'S NOTHING.

#323
MY KID'S GOT A FOREHEAD FULL OF STITCHES

#324
FROM LEAPING OFF THE JUNGLE GYM.

#325
FROM LEAPING OFF THE JUNGLE GYM.

#326
WHEN MY WIFE'S NOT AROUND... YEAH?

#327
I LET MY DAUGHTER STAND ON MY SHOULDERS.

#328
I LET MY DAUGHTER STAND ON MY SHOULDERS.

#329
REALLY? WAIT TILL YOU GET A LOAD OF THIS.

#330
OK, HERE WE GO. WHAT ARE WE DOING?

#331
OK, HERE WE GO. WHAT ARE WE DOING?

#332
COME HERE, YOU. YOU COME HERE, YOU.

#333
(JANITOR MAKING CLICKING NOISE)

#334
(JANITOR MAKING CLICKING NOISE)

#335
GIANT MAN, WHY ARE YOU MAKING THAT NOISE?

#336
GIANT MAN, WHY ARE YOU MAKING THAT NOISE?

#337
OH. WELL, BECAUSE MY CAMERA DOESN'T MAKE

#338
A REAL SOUND, AND IT'S MORE FUN THAT WAY.

#339
A REAL SOUND, AND IT'S MORE FUN THAT WAY.

#340
SEE? YOU GO...

#341
(MAKES CLICKING SOUND)

#342
LOOK HAPPY.

#343
LOOK HAPPY.

#344
(CLICKS) LOOK SAD.

#345
(CLICKS) LOOK CRAZY.

#346
(CLICKS) LOOK CRAZY.

#347
(MAKING SILLY NOISE)

#348
LOOK LIKE YOU'RE GOING AWAY.

#349
(CLICKS)

#350
YOU'RE COMING IN BECAUSE YOU NEED

#351
TO SET AN EXAMPLE OF PROFESSIONALISM,

#352
AND YOU'RE CERTAINLY NOT GOING TO DO THAT

#353
BY MAKING FUN OF THAT MAN'S SLINKY-DOO.

#354
DON'T PULL ME!

#355
I'M YOUR BOSS, FOR GOD'S--

#356
I'M YOUR BOSS, FOR GOD'S--

#357
HELLO!

#358
WELL, MR. GERST,

#359
WELL, MR. GERST,

#360
YOUR SITUATION DOESN'T SEEM TO BE REVERSING ITSELF,

#361
SO I THINK WE'RE GONNA NEED

#362
TO SCHEDULE A PROCEDURE

#363
TO SCHEDULE A PROCEDURE

#364
TO RELIEVE THE, UH,

#365
UM...AHEM...UH...

#366
UM...AHEM...UH...

#367
WOODINESS.

#368
MY FIANCEE IS ONLY 24,

#369
MY FIANCEE IS ONLY 24,

#370
AND SHE SAID SHE WANTED TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL THIS MORNING.

#371
TURNS OUT SHE JUST MEANT HAVING BREAKFAST WITH HER FAMILY.

#372
TURNS OUT SHE JUST MEANT HAVING BREAKFAST WITH HER FAMILY.

#373
(SQUEAKS)

#374
THOSE PILLS DIDN'T REALLY KICK IN UNTIL JUST ABOUT THE MOMENT

#375
THOSE PILLS DIDN'T REALLY KICK IN UNTIL JUST ABOUT THE MOMENT

#376
I'M INTRODUCED TO HER 90-YEAR-OLD GRANDMOTHER.

#377
(SQUEAKS)

#378
(SQUEAKS)

#379
AND SURE ENOUGH, THAT LITTLE LADY

#380
GIVES ME THE WAIST HUG FROM HER WHEELCHAIR.

#381
GIVES ME THE WAIST HUG FROM HER WHEELCHAIR.

#382
EXCUSE ME, I NEED THAT CHART.

#383
SWEETHEART, IT'S NOT HEALTHY TO HOLD IT IN.

#384
SWEETHEART, IT'S NOT HEALTHY TO HOLD IT IN.

#385
JUST LET IT OUT. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.

#386
I'M FINE.

#387
MR. GERST: I PULLED AWAY FROM THAT ENCOUNTER

#388
WITH ALL OF GRANDMA HELEN'S BREATHING APPARATUS.

#389
WITH ALL OF GRANDMA HELEN'S BREATHING APPARATUS.

#390
(CRACKS UP)

#391
MY WORK HERE IS DONE.

#392
OH, MY GOD, I CAN'T STOP! I'M SORRY. I HAVE TO PEE.

#393
OH, MY GOD, I CAN'T STOP! I'M SORRY. I HAVE TO PEE.

#394
OK, J.D., WHY ARE WE SITTING UP HERE?

#395
OK, J.D., WHY ARE WE SITTING UP HERE?

#396
BECAUSE YOU CAN SEE ELIOT'S WHOLE APARTMENT

#397
BECAUSE YOU CAN SEE ELIOT'S WHOLE APARTMENT

#398
FROM UP HERE.

#399
J.D., YOU'RE DRUNK.

#400
CARLA, I'M NOT AS THINK AS YOU DRUNK I AM.

#401
CARLA, I'M NOT AS THINK AS YOU DRUNK I AM.

#402
WAIT A MINUTE--

#403
THEN WHY CAN'T YOU LET GO OF THE COUCH?

#404
THEN WHY CAN'T YOU LET GO OF THE COUCH?

#405
I CAN'T LET GO OF THE COUCH IF I SO CHOOSE.

#406
OK, LET GO OF THE COUCH. LET IT GO.

#407
OK, LET GO OF THE COUCH. LET IT GO.

#408
WHOA! WHOOPS!

#409
SEE?!

#410
SEE?!

#411
WHOA!

#412
(BOTH LAUGHING)

#413
(BOTH LAUGHING)

#414
J.D.: THERE ARE MANY THINGS WE CAN'T CONTROL

#415
J.D.: THERE ARE MANY THINGS WE CAN'T CONTROL

#416
NO MATTER HOW STRONG WE MIGHT BE...

#417
LIKE A KNEE-JERK REACTION...

#418
I'M--I'M SO SORRY.

#419
I'M--I'M SO SORRY.

#420
AHEM. I'M DONE.

#421
AHEM. I'M DONE.

#422
I'M DONE. YES.

#423
IT'S OK.

#424
IT'S OK.

#425
(CRACKING UP)

#426
J.D.: OR A JANITOR WHO HAS IT IN FOR YOU.

#427
J.D.: OR A JANITOR WHO HAS IT IN FOR YOU.

#428
HI.

#429
LOOK WHAT SOMEONE WAS NICE ENOUGH TO GIVE ME.

#430
JANITOR.

#431
JANITOR.

#432
(BOTH CRACKING UP)

#433
(BOTH CRACKING UP)

#434
OH, THANK YOU

#435
FOR HELPING ME HAVE SOME FUN TONIGHT.

#436
FOR HELPING ME HAVE SOME FUN TONIGHT.

#437
YOU'RE WELCOME.

#438
J.D.: AND SOMETIMES YOU LET GO OF THE CONTROL YOU DO HAVE

#439
J.D.: AND SOMETIMES YOU LET GO OF THE CONTROL YOU DO HAVE

#440
IN A BRIEF MOMENT OF WEAKNESS.

#441
SORRY. DRUNKEN ACCIDENT.

#442
NOTHING HAPPENED. RIGHT.

#443
NOTHING HAPPENED. RIGHT.

#444
GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT.

#445
GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT.

#446
GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NIGHT.

#447
BUENAS NOCHES.

#448
BUENAS... NOSE THINGS.

#449
GOOD NIGHT.

#450
GOOD NIGHT.

#451
J.D.: LIKE SHE SAID, EVERYTHING'S FINE.

#452
J.D.: LIKE SHE SAID, EVERYTHING'S FINE.

#453
(DOOR CLOSES)

#454
J.D.: THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THE RAYS OF THE MORNING SUN

#455
J.D.: THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THE RAYS OF THE MORNING SUN

#456
KISSING YOU AWAKE AND GENTLY REMINDING YOU

#457
THAT YOU GOT DRUNK

#458
AND KISSED YOUR BEST FRIEND'S WIFE.

#459
AND KISSED YOUR BEST FRIEND'S WIFE.

#460
OH, MY GOD!

#461
OH, MY GOD!

#462
SO IT REALLY HAPPENED?

#463
YEAH, BUT IT WAS NOTHING! NOTHING!

#464
NO, THERE WASN'T EVEN ANY TONGUE!

#465
NO, THERE WASN'T EVEN ANY TONGUE!

#466
NO TONGUE! IT WAS JUST A FRIEND KISS.

#467
WERE YOUR LIPS PARTED AT ALL?

#468
NO, I PURSED THEM LIKE THIS.

#469
NO, I PURSED THEM LIKE THIS.

#470
I DON'T KNOW, J.D.,

#471
I REMEMBER MY ONE LIP BEING ON TOP OF YOUR UPPER LIP

#472
AND MY OTHER LIP BEING SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF YOURS,

#473
AND MY OTHER LIP BEING SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE OF YOURS,

#474
WHICH MEANS YOUR LIPS WERE APART

#475
AND I DON'T THINK THAT'S A FRIEND KISS!

#476
AND I DON'T THINK THAT'S A FRIEND KISS!

#477
YES, IT IS, IT'S A FRIEND KISS,

#478
AND WE WILL NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS TO ANYONE EVER!

#479
AND WE WILL NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS TO ANYONE EVER!

#480
ALL RIGHT.

#481
WHAT'S GOING ON?

#482
NOTHING.

#483
J.D. AND I KISSED. CARLA!

#484
J.D. AND I KISSED. CARLA!

#485
YOU KISSED? LIKE A FRIEND KISS?

#486
YES. NO!

#487
CARLA! YOU'RE KILLING ME!

#488
THIS NEVER LEAVES THE ROOM!

#489
THIS NEVER LEAVES THE ROOM!

#490
WHY DID YOU CLOSE MY WINDOW?

#491
OH, NO! SHE WROTE "J.D. AND CARLA KISSED" ON THE PAPER

#492
OH, NO! SHE WROTE "J.D. AND CARLA KISSED" ON THE PAPER

#493
AND SHE'S GONNA TELL TURK!

#494
NO, NO, STOP HER!

#495
NO, NO, STOP HER!

#496
DON'T WORRY, LADIES, I'VE CLOSED THE WINDOW.

#497
DON'T WORRY, LADIES, I'VE CLOSED THE WINDOW.

#498
(SQUEAKING)

#499
J.D., I DON'T HAVE A MESSENGER MONKEY.

#500
J.D., I DON'T HAVE A MESSENGER MONKEY.

#501
ALL RIGHT, FINE,

#502
ALL RIGHT, FINE,

#503
I'M A LITTLE ROUGHER THAN YOU ARE,

#504
BUT GUESS WHAT? THE TWO OF US

#505
HAVE TWO DISTINCTLY DIFFERENT PARENTING STYLES.

#506
YOU'RE AN OVERBEARING, HYPER-CAUTIOUS PSYCHOTIC,

#507
YOU'RE AN OVERBEARING, HYPER-CAUTIOUS PSYCHOTIC,

#508
AND I'M, WELL, YOU KNOW...FUN.

#509
AND I'M, WELL, YOU KNOW...FUN.

#510
AND I THINK IF WE CAN MEET SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE,

#511
I THINK JACK'S GONNA BE TERRIFIC.

#512
I THINK JACK'S GONNA BE TERRIFIC.

#513
BESIDES, IT'S NOT LIKE I EVER PUT HIM IN ANY REAL DANGER.

#514
BESIDES, IT'S NOT LIKE I EVER PUT HIM IN ANY REAL DANGER.

#515
JACK: FLIP!

#516
FLIP? WHAT DOES "FLIP" MEAN, PERRY?

#517
FLIP? WHAT DOES "FLIP" MEAN, PERRY?

#518
JACK PROBABLY THINKS THAT MOMMY AND DADDY ARE BEING

#519
A LITTLE TOO SARCASTIC WITH EACH OTHER.

#520
A LITTLE TOO SARCASTIC WITH EACH OTHER.

#521
MAYBE.

#522
OR IT'S BECAUSE EVERY TIME HE SAYS "FLIP,"

#523
OR IT'S BECAUSE EVERY TIME HE SAYS "FLIP,"

#524
DADDY DOES A LITTLE TRICK WHERE HE GRABS JACK BY THE ANKLES,

#525
DADDY DOES A LITTLE TRICK WHERE HE GRABS JACK BY THE ANKLES,

#526
HE FLIPS HIM UPSIDE DOWN,

#527
HE DROPS HIM DOWN ONTO HIS SHOULDERS,

#528
AND THEN... (GASPS)

#529
PUTS HIM IN A LITTLE BABY TRAPEZE,

#530
SHOOTS HIM ACROSS THE SAND BOX WITHOUT A NET.

#531
SHOOTS HIM ACROSS THE SAND BOX WITHOUT A NET.

#532
YOU ARE NEVER TAKING JACK

#533
TO THE PARK WITHOUT ME. EVER!

#534
JORDAN...

#535
JORDAN...

#536
A TRAPEZE?!

#537
A TRAPEZE?!

#538
YEAH. PHOTOSHOP. YOU CAN DO ANYTHING.

#539
HERE I HAVE YOU WEARING A DUCK'S BILL. GET IT?

#540
HERE I HAVE YOU WEARING A DUCK'S BILL. GET IT?

#541
BECAUSE YOU'RE A QUACK.

#542
BECAUSE YOU'RE A QUACK.

#543
AH...

#544
NO! (LAUGHING)

#545
COME ON. CLASSIC COMEDY, MY FRIEND.

#546
COME ON. CLASSIC COMEDY, MY FRIEND.

#547
HE'LL LEARN.

#548
I'M SUCH A HORRIBLE PERSON. I MEAN, THERE I WAS,

#549
UP ON MY HIGH HORSE ABOUT MR. GERST,

#550
AND THEN I JUST TURNED OUT TO BE

#551
AND THEN I JUST TURNED OUT TO BE

#552
JUST AS BAD AS EVERYONE ELSE.

#553
SWEETHEART, GIVE YOURSELF SOME CREDIT.

#554
YOU WERE MUCH WORSE THAN EVERYONE ELSE.

#555
YOU WERE MUCH WORSE THAN EVERYONE ELSE.

#556
MAYBE I WAS, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

#557
I'M GONNA TRY AND BETTER MYSELF AND, UNLIKE YOU,

#558
I'M GONNA TRY AND BETTER MYSELF AND, UNLIKE YOU,

#559
I'M GONNA FOLLOW THROUGH,

#560
MR. SIGN-UP-ON-THE- HOSPITAL-BULLETIN-BOARD-

#561
MR. SIGN-UP-ON-THE- HOSPITAL-BULLETIN-BOARD-

#562
FOR-PRIVATE-GERMAN-LESSONS- AND-THEN-NEVER-SHOW-UP.

#563
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. IT WAS MY FLIER...

#564
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. IT WAS MY FLIER...

#565
I BROKE UP WITH MY GERMAN MISTRESS.

#566
I BROKE UP WITH MY GERMAN MISTRESS.

#567
SHE SMELLS LIKE SAUERKRAUT.

#568
I'M SO SORRY.

#569
I'M SO SORRY.

#570
NOW, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME,

#571
I'M GONNA GO INTO THAT ROOM RIGHT NOW

#572
AND OWN UP TO WHAT I DID. HA!

#573
AND OWN UP TO WHAT I DID. HA!

#574
(DOOR CLOSES)

#575
(DOOR CLOSES)

#576
HELLO? DID SOMEONE COME IN?

#577
HELLO? DID SOMEONE COME IN?

#578
(PANTING)

#579
J.D.: I HAD TO HIDE FROM TURK,

#580
SO I WENT TO THE ONE PLACE IN THE HOSPITAL

#581
WHERE I KNEW NO ONE WOULD EVER VENTURE.

#582
WHERE I KNEW NO ONE WOULD EVER VENTURE.

#583
TED? TED?

#584
A LITTLE HELP!

#585
A LITTLE HELP!

#586
TED, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

#587
I LIKE TO DO STOMACH CRUNCHES AFTER LUNCH.

#588
I LIKE TO DO STOMACH CRUNCHES AFTER LUNCH.

#589
TED, LUNCH WAS 4 HOURS AGO.

#590
YEP, I WASTED MOST OF MY TUESDAY.

#591
YEP, I WASTED MOST OF MY TUESDAY.

#592
IT'S WEDNESDAY.

#593
OH, MAN, I MISSED THE GILMORE GIRLS!

#594
OH, MAN, I MISSED THE GILMORE GIRLS!

#595
THERE YOU ARE. HEY, TED.

#596
TED: HEY.

#597
SO HOW DID IT GO LAST NIGHT?

#598
SO HOW DID IT GO LAST NIGHT?

#599
WHOA! WHAT'S WITH THE FIFTH DEGREE?

#600
DUDE, DON'T YOU MEAN THIRD DEGREE?

#601
DUDE, DON'T YOU MEAN THIRD DEGREE?

#602
NO, BECAUSE THIS IS TWO DEGREES WORSE.

#603
I CAN'T BREATHE. IT'S LIKE YOU'RE ALL OVER ME.

#604
I'M TRAPPED IN A DEATH COFFIN.

#605
I'M TRAPPED IN A DEATH COFFIN.

#606
CALM DOWN. I JUST WANTED TO SEE IF YOU GOT ANYWHERE WITH CARLA.

#607
(THINKING) ALL RIGHT, HE KNOWS YOUR LYING FACE,

#608
(THINKING) ALL RIGHT, HE KNOWS YOUR LYING FACE,

#609
BUT SILENCE IS INCRIMINATING, TOO.

#610
SO THINK!

#611
WHAT'S BETWEEN SILENCE AND TALKING?

#612
WHAT'S BETWEEN SILENCE AND TALKING?

#613
(MAKES NONSENSE SOUND)

#614
TURK? I THOUGHT YOU COULD TAKE ME OVER TO ELIOT'S PLACE

#615
TURK? I THOUGHT YOU COULD TAKE ME OVER TO ELIOT'S PLACE

#616
TO GET MY STUFF SO I COULD MOVE BACK IN.

#617
TO GET MY STUFF SO I COULD MOVE BACK IN.

#618
YEAH, SURE--REALLY?

#619
ALL RIGHT-- MEET ME DOWNSTAIRS, OK?

#620
OK.

#621
OK.

#622
(WHISPERING) I OWE YOU ONE.

#623
(GRUNTS)

#624
TED, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY SIT DOWN.

#625
TED, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY SIT DOWN.

#626
YOU'RE LOOKING A LITTLE PURPLE.

#627
I KNOW MY OWN BODY.

#628
I KNOW MY OWN BODY.

#629
(THUD)

#630
THANKS FOR SAVING MY ASS.

#631
WELL, I WASN'T SAVING YOUR ASS.

#632
WELL, I WASN'T SAVING YOUR ASS.

#633
I DIDN'T REALIZE HOW EASY IT IS

#634
TO MAKE LITTLE MISTAKES.

#635
THEY'RE STUPID LITTLE MISTAKES THAT SEEM LIKE NOTHING,

#636
THEY'RE STUPID LITTLE MISTAKES THAT SEEM LIKE NOTHING,

#637
BUT CAN SNOWBALL ON YOU

#638
BUT CAN SNOWBALL ON YOU

#639
AND TAKE YOUR WHOLE MARRIAGE WITH IT, YOU KNOW?

#640
MM-HMM.

#641
I FEEL LIKE I REALLY UNDERSTAND NOW

#642
I FEEL LIKE I REALLY UNDERSTAND NOW

#643
HOW TURK COULD HAVE LET STUFF LIKE THAT HAPPEN, YOU KNOW?

#644
HOW TURK COULD HAVE LET STUFF LIKE THAT HAPPEN, YOU KNOW?

#645
SO I FORGAVE HIM.

#646
OH, WELL, I GUESS I'M GLAD WE KISSED THEN.

#647
OH, WELL, I GUESS I'M GLAD WE KISSED THEN.

#648
ME, TOO.

#649
(GIGGLES)

#650
(GIGGLES)

#651
YOU GUYS READY?

#652
YEAH, WE ARE. LET'S DO IT.

#653
YEAH, WE ARE. LET'S DO IT.

#654
OK, WE JUST SAW THE PLASTIC SURGEON.

#655
JACK IS FINE, BUT IF THE CUT

#656
JACK IS FINE, BUT IF THE CUT

#657
WAS 4 INCHES TO THE LEFT AND 7 INCHES DEEPER,

#658
WAS 4 INCHES TO THE LEFT AND 7 INCHES DEEPER,

#659
IT COULD HAVE POTENTIALLY SCRATCHED HIS EYE.

#660
THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.

#661
THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE.

#662
WHAT A SWEET LITTLE ANGEL.

#663
CAN I JUST GIVE HIM A LITTLE SQUEEZE?

#664
CAN I JUST GIVE HIM A LITTLE SQUEEZE?

#665
OF COURSE.

#666
PERRY: BACK OFF THEIR, LADY.

#667
PERRY: BACK OFF THEIR, LADY.

#668
HOW'S ABOUT YOU SAVE UP ALL THAT ENERGY

#669
FOR THE CRUISE? GO ON, GET OUT OF HERE.

#670
(WHISTLES)

#671
(WHISTLES)

#672
HIPPITY-HOP TO THE BARBER SHOP.

#673
COME ON, MOM.

#674
JORDAN, THIS HOSPITAL IS LITERALLY CRAWLING

#675
JORDAN, THIS HOSPITAL IS LITERALLY CRAWLING

#676
WITH GERMS AND DISEASE, AND IN ALL FAIRNESS,

#677
YOU DON'T KNOW IF THAT LADY IS A SICKIE

#678
YOU DON'T KNOW IF THAT LADY IS A SICKIE

#679
OR IF SHE WAS HERE VISITING A SICKIE

#680
AND SHE RAN HER SICKIE HANDS ALL OVER HIS SICKIE FACE.

#681
AND SHE RAN HER SICKIE HANDS ALL OVER HIS SICKIE FACE.

#682
I NORMALLY NEVER LET PEOPLE TOUCH HIM.

#683
OH, REALLY?

#684
OH, REALLY?

#685
BECAUSE THESE PHOTOGRAPHS WOULD BEG TO DIFFER.

#686
OLD LADY KISSING JACK,

#687
OLD LADY KISSING JACK,

#688
TEENAGE GIRL HUGGING JACK,

#689
TEENAGE GIRL HUGGING JACK,

#690
HOMELESS MAN... HOLDING JACK.

#691
HOMELESS MAN... HOLDING JACK.

#692
JORDAN!

#693
IT'S JUST CARL.

#694
HE HOLDS JACK WHEN I GET A BIKINI WAX.

#695
HE HOLDS JACK WHEN I GET A BIKINI WAX.

#696
WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH ME? I MEAN, I DON'T THINK TWICE

#697
ABOUT PEOPLE HOLDING HIM,

#698
ABOUT PEOPLE HOLDING HIM,

#699
AND YET I OBSESS ABOUT THINGS

#700
LIKE BROKEN ARMS, BROKEN LEGS, CHOKING,

#701
LIKE BROKEN ARMS, BROKEN LEGS, CHOKING,

#702
KIDNAPPING, DROWNING, SILLY PUTTY,

#703
BAD BABYSITTERS, PRETTY BABYSITTERS.

#704
BAD BABYSITTERS, PRETTY BABYSITTERS.

#705
YEAH, I PRETTY MUCH FREAK OUT OVER STAFF INFECTIONS,

#706
BLOOD DISEASE, MUMPS, MEASLES, SEX, DRUGS, ROCK AND ROLL,

#707
BLOOD DISEASE, MUMPS, MEASLES, SEX, DRUGS, ROCK AND ROLL,

#708
AND DEFINITELY ALL REGISTERED INDEPENDENTS,

#709
SO I THINK BETWEEN US WE'VE GOT IT COVERED.

#710
SO I THINK BETWEEN US WE'VE GOT IT COVERED.

#711
WAS THIS TAKEN AT MY MOTHER'S HOUSE?

#712
I GOTTA GO.

#713
I GOTTA GO.

#714
DUDE, THAT DID NOT HAPPEN.

#715
DUDE, THAT DID NOT HAPPEN.

#716
NO, I'M IN THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE I--

#717
THEY THINK I HAVE AVIAN FLU.

#718
THEY THINK I HAVE AVIAN FLU.

#719
I GOTTA CALL YOU BACK.

#720
I GOTTA CALL YOU BACK.

#721
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN THERE?

#722
OH, 47, 48 MINUTES.

#723
OH, 47, 48 MINUTES.

#724
I'M NOT SURE. I NODDED OFF FOR A WHILE.

#725
(SIGHS)

#726
MR. GERST, I'M SO SORRY FOR LAUGHING AT YOU,

#727
MR. GERST, I'M SO SORRY FOR LAUGHING AT YOU,

#728
BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU A STORY.

#729
BUT I HAVE TO TELL YOU A STORY.

#730
WHEN I WAS IN THE SEVENTH GRADE,

#731
I WAS AT A ROLLER RINK

#732
AND I NEEDED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.

#733
AND I NEEDED TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.

#734
SO I JUST SKATED RIGHT ON INTO A STALL

#735
AND I DID MY, UH, PRIVATE BUSINESS,

#736
AND I DID MY, UH, PRIVATE BUSINESS,

#737
AND THEN WHEN I WENT TO PULL UP MY PANTS,

#738
I STARTED ROLLING TOWARDS THE DOOR,

#739
I STARTED ROLLING TOWARDS THE DOOR,

#740
WHICH AS IT TURNED OUT, WASN'T LATCHED.

#741
NOW, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU'VE HAD ANY EXPERIENCE

#742
ROLLER SKATING WITH YOUR UNDERPANTS AROUND YOUR ANKLES.

#743
ROLLER SKATING WITH YOUR UNDERPANTS AROUND YOUR ANKLES.

#744
IT'S VERY DIFFICULT TO STOP.

#745
UNLESS, OF COURSE, YOU KNOW, YOU SCREAM SO LOUD

#746
THAT THEY TURN OFF THE MUSIC AND EVERYONE IS LOOKING AT YOU.

#747
ANYWAY, THAT'S HOW I WOUND UP

#748
ANYWAY, THAT'S HOW I WOUND UP

#749
WITH THE NICKNAME "ROLLER MOLER."

#750
I'M SORRY?

#751
I HAVE A MOLE ON MY ASS. OH.

#752
I HAVE A MOLE ON MY ASS. OH.

#753
THE CUTE KIND, NOT THE HAIRY KIND.

#754
ANYWAY, THE NEXT DAY I SHOWED UP AT SCHOOL WITH ROLLER SKATES ON,

#755
ANYWAY, THE NEXT DAY I SHOWED UP AT SCHOOL WITH ROLLER SKATES ON,

#756
AND EVERYBODY CRACKED UP.

#757
AND EVERYBODY CRACKED UP.

#758
WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?

#759
BECAUSE I OWNED UP TO IT.

#760
BECAUSE I OWNED UP TO IT.

#761
THIS IS FUNNY, MR. GERST,

#762
AND IF YOU DON'T JUST EMBRACE IT AND BECOME PART OF THE JOKE,

#763
AND IF YOU DON'T JUST EMBRACE IT AND BECOME PART OF THE JOKE,

#764
THEN IT WILL FOLLOW YOU AROUND AND DEVOUR YOU.

#765
CAN I GET A LOOK AT THAT MOLE?

#766
CAN I GET A LOOK AT THAT MOLE?

#767
NO. AHEM. NO.

#768
THIS IS NICE, THE THREE OF US SITTING TOGETHER AGAIN

#769
LIKE THE THREE MUSKETEERS.

#770
LIKE THE THREE MUSKETEERS.

#771
YEAH. AND I NEED YOU GUYS TO SCRAPE YOUR PLATES

#772
YEAH. AND I NEED YOU GUYS TO SCRAPE YOUR PLATES

#773
BEFORE YOU PUT THEM IN THE DISHWASHER.

#774
SHE'S BACK.

#775
SHE'S BACK.

#776
MY BABY'S BACK!

#777
(GIGGLES)

#778
(GIGGLES)

#779
J.D.: CARLA WAS RIGHT.

#780
IF A RELATIONSHIP'S GONNA WORK,

#781
IT HAS TO BE BASED ON TRUST,

#782
IT HAS TO BE BASED ON TRUST,

#783
LIKE A WIFE TRUSTING HER HUSBAND AGAIN.

#784
HEY. HEY.

#785
HEY. HEY.

#786
YOUR KID'S BACK ON THE JUNGLE GYM.

#787
OH, SURE.

#788
GUESS YOUR WIFE BACKED DOWN.

#789
GUESS YOUR WIFE BACKED DOWN.

#790
YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS SHE DID.

#791
J.D.: EVEN IF IT INVOLVES A COMPROMISE.

#792
HEY, JACK! JUST BLINK WHEN YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU DOWN.

#793
HEY, JACK! JUST BLINK WHEN YOU WANT ME TO GET YOU DOWN.

#794
JUST GIVE ME THE OLD BLINK-A-ROONIE.

#795
TERRIFIC ATHLETE.

#796
TERRIFIC ATHLETE.

#797
I'M THINKING 2016 OLYMPICS.

#798
OH, GOD, WAS THAT A BLINK?

#799
OH, GOD, WAS THAT A BLINK?

#800
EXCUSE ME.

#801
J.D.: OR A PATIENT TRUSTING HIS DOCTOR

#802
J.D.: OR A PATIENT TRUSTING HIS DOCTOR

#803
TO HELP HIM HOLD ON TO HIS DIGNITY.

#804
YES, AND THEN I PULLED OFF GRANDMA'S BREATHING APPARATUS.

#805
YES, AND THEN I PULLED OFF GRANDMA'S BREATHING APPARATUS.

#806
NO, I'M SERIOUS.

#807
NO, I'M SERIOUS.

#808
(LAUGHS)

#809
J.D.: IT MAY TAKE A LOT OF WORK, BUT IT'S WORTH IT.

#810
J.D.: IT MAY TAKE A LOT OF WORK, BUT IT'S WORTH IT.

#811
WOW, THAT WAS A MOIST KISS.

#812
WOW, THAT WAS A MOIST KISS.

#813
WISH I WAS WEARING AN APRON.

#814
BABY, FROM HERE ON OUT, I HIDE NOTHING FROM YOU.

#815
BABY, FROM HERE ON OUT, I HIDE NOTHING FROM YOU.

#816
IT'S A CLEAN START FOR US.

#817
IT'S A CLEAN START FOR US.

#818
SPORTS TIME!

#819
J.D.: BECAUSE IN THE END,

#820
J.D.: BECAUSE IN THE END,

#821
THINGS WORK OUT FOR THE BEST.

#822
J.D. AND I KISSED.

#823
J.D. AND I KISSED.

#824
J.D.: OR NOT.

#825
J.D.: OR NOT.

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