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Season 4, Episode 23 — My Faith in Humanity

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J.D.: (NARRATING) ONE OF THE REASONS TURK AND I ARE SO POPULAR AROUND HERE

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J.D.: (NARRATING) ONE OF THE REASONS TURK AND I ARE SO POPULAR AROUND HERE

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IS THAT WE LOVE HELPING OUR FELLOW DOCTORS.

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HEY, HOOCH.

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HEY, HOOCH.

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THAT'S MY NAME. DON'T WEAR IT OUT.

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CLASSIC HOOCH.

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CLASSIC HOOCH.

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LISTEN, EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT GONNA BE PAID,

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I'M GONNA COVER YOUR SHIFT AT THE CLINIC TONIGHT

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SO YOU CAN DO MR. SCHINDLER'S ENDOSCOPY.

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SO YOU CAN DO MR. SCHINDLER'S ENDOSCOPY.

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AND I'M GONNA CROSS-COVER ALL OF DR. TURNER'S PATIENTS

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SO TURNER CAN ASSIST YOU ON THE PROCEDURE.

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SO TURNER CAN ASSIST YOU ON THE PROCEDURE.

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WHY ARE YOU GUYS GOING THROUGH SO MUCH TROUBLE?

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WHY ARE YOU GUYS GOING THROUGH SO MUCH TROUBLE?

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WHO'S DOING THE ENDOSCOPY ON MR. SCHINDLER?

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TURNER AND HOOCH! TURNER AND HOOCH!

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TURNER AND HOOCH! TURNER AND HOOCH!

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HA HA HA HA HA! WHOO! WHOO! WHOO!

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WHOO! WHOO! ALL RIGHT!

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WHOO! WHOO! ALL RIGHT!

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WERE YOU JUST HOOCH? I WAS--YEAH.

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EVERYONE HATES YOU GUYS.

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EVERYONE HATES YOU GUYS.

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OH, HOOCH.

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HOOCH IS CRAZY!

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J.D.: (NARRATING) AS MUCH AS HOOCH LOVED US,

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J.D.: (NARRATING) AS MUCH AS HOOCH LOVED US,

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IT WAS EVEN BETTER TO SEE TURK HAPPY.

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SEE, HE AND CARLA HAD RECENTLY STARTED COUPLES THERAPY,

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SEE, HE AND CARLA HAD RECENTLY STARTED COUPLES THERAPY,

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AND I'M NOT SURE HE WAS ENJOYING IT.

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CARLA SAYS YOU CRY AFTER YOU ORGASM.

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WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT THAT?

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WOULD YOU LIKE TO TALK ABOUT THAT?

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NO, NOT REALLY.

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J.D.: (NARRATING) I DECIDED TO HELP THEIR MARRIAGE BY MOVING OUT,

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J.D.: (NARRATING) I DECIDED TO HELP THEIR MARRIAGE BY MOVING OUT,

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PARTLY BECAUSE CARLA AND I HAD ACCIDENTALLY KISSED AND MESSED THINGS UP,

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PARTLY BECAUSE CARLA AND I HAD ACCIDENTALLY KISSED AND MESSED THINGS UP,

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BUT MOSTLY BECAUSE IT WAS TIME.

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STILL, FINDING AN APARTMENT HAS NOT BEEN EASY.

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STILL, FINDING AN APARTMENT HAS NOT BEEN EASY.

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I'M SO SORRY ABOUT YOUR FATHER.

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I'M SURE HE LIVED A WONDERFUL LIFE

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I'M SURE HE LIVED A WONDERFUL LIFE

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AT 14 MAPLE DRIVE, APARTMENT 4B.

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AT 14 MAPLE DRIVE, APARTMENT 4B.

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WAS HE LUCKY ENOUGH TO ENJOY A WASHER AND DRIER IN HIS UNIT

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WAS HE LUCKY ENOUGH TO ENJOY A WASHER AND DRIER IN HIS UNIT

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WHILE HE WAS ALIVE?

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EVER MENTION ANY HOT NEIGHBORS?

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EVER MENTION ANY HOT NEIGHBORS?

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE ON-CALL ROOM?

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(CRYING) NOTHING.

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I GOTTA GO. OK.

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I GOTTA GO. OK.

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J.D.: (NARRATING) THANKFULLY, TURK HAD GOTTEN OVER

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THE WHOLE KISSING INCIDENT.

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THE WHOLE KISSING INCIDENT.

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STILL, THERE'S A WEIRD NEW THING HE DOES

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WHENEVER HE SAYS GOOD-BYE.

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OK, I'LL SEE YOU AROUND.

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OK, I'LL SEE YOU AROUND.

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AAH!

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PEACE, HOMEY.

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PEACE, HOMEY.

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UH, DO YOU GUYS THINK THAT CLARISSA IS MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN ME?

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YES.

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WHO'S...CLARISSA?

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SHE'S THE SHORT, BALDING WOMAN IN THE PHARMACY.

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SHE'S THE SHORT, BALDING WOMAN IN THE PHARMACY.

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OH, THEN DEFINITELY YES.

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OH, THEN DEFINITELY YES.

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SHE JUST GOT ENGAGED, BAD COMB-OVER AND ALL.

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WHEN CLARISSA BEATS YOU TO THE ALTAR,

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WHEN CLARISSA BEATS YOU TO THE ALTAR,

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IT MIGHT BE TIME TO HANG UP THE OVARIES.

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TOO MEAN.

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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MET A GUY WORTH A DAMN

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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MET A GUY WORTH A DAMN

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WORKING IN THIS PLACE?!

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ARE THE GUYS HERE REALLY THAT BAD?

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(PANTING) 12 MINUTES DOOR TO DOOR!

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THAT'S A PERSONAL BEST, SUCKOS!

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THAT'S A PERSONAL BEST, SUCKOS!

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NURSE, SUCTION.

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NURSE, SUCTION.

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THE PATIENT'S NOT EVEN HERE YET.

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THE PATIENT'S NOT EVEN HERE YET.

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I KNOW.

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I JUST WISH ONCE A CUTE, THOUGHTFUL GUY WOULD WALK THROUGH THE DOOR.

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I JUST WISH ONCE A CUTE, THOUGHTFUL GUY WOULD WALK THROUGH THE DOOR.

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HI. HI.

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CAN I GET SOME HELP? MI NEIGHBOR FAINTED,

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CAN I GET SOME HELP? MI NEIGHBOR FAINTED,

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AND SHE DOESN'T LIKE AMBULANCES,

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SO I BROUGHT HER IN MYSELF.

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LET ME TAKE THIS ONE, JENNY. YOU'VE GOT A PHONE CALL.

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LET ME TAKE THIS ONE, JENNY. YOU'VE GOT A PHONE CALL.

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OH. I'LL CALL THEM BACK.

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YOUR MOM DIED.

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YOUR MOM DIED.

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WHAT?!

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HER MOM'S FINE. IT'S JUST A LITTLE RUNNING JOKE WE HAVE.

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HER MOM'S FINE. IT'S JUST A LITTLE RUNNING JOKE WE HAVE.

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SHE'LL BE LAUGHING LATER.

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GOTCHA, JENNY!

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GOTCHA, JENNY!

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(ELLIOT CHUCKLES)

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DEAD MOM JOKE'S ALWAYS FUNNY.

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DEAD MOM JOKE'S ALWAYS FUNNY.

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# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN #

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# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN #

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# NO, I'M NO #

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

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# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

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SO, BETTY, YOU'RE BACK WITH US,

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AND I SEE YOU BROUGHT A YOUNG, HANDSOME BUCK WITH YOU.

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AND I SEE YOU BROUGHT A YOUNG, HANDSOME BUCK WITH YOU.

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WHAT, ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME JEALOUS?

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE MY GAL.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE MY GAL.

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WHO ARE YOU?

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I'M DR. DORIAN.

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I'M THE ONE THAT'S TAKEN CARE OF YOU

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I'M THE ONE THAT'S TAKEN CARE OF YOU

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THE LAST 19 TIMES YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE.

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(QUIETLY) SHE'S GETTING A LITTLE FORGETFUL.

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(QUIETLY) SHE'S GETTING A LITTLE FORGETFUL.

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YOU KNOW HOW THAT HAPPENS. ARE YOU A RELATIVE?

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UH, NO. NEIGHBOR.

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WELL, I MET HER ONCE.

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WELL, I MET HER ONCE.

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IT WAS RAINING, AND YOU WERE WEARING A BLUE SWEATER.

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IT WAS RAINING, AND YOU WERE WEARING A BLUE SWEATER.

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THAT'S A LOVELY MEMORY, BETTY.

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YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS A LOVELY MEMORY?

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YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS A LOVELY MEMORY?

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THAT SUNDAY I SPENT 8 HOURS HELPING YOU JOIN

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THE WILFORD BRIMLEY FAN CLUB.

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THE WILFORD BRIMLEY FAN CLUB.

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YOU DON'T REMEMBER THAT, DO YOU?

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IF EVERYTHING'S ALL RIGHT HERE,

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I'M KINDA ON MY WAY TO THE AIRPORT.

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I'M KINDA ON MY WAY TO THE AIRPORT.

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I'M GOING KAYAKING WITH SOME FRIENDS IN NEW ZEALAND.

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COOL. SO, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO THERE?

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MOSTLY KAYAKING.

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OH...

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OH...

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SO, BETTY, I'LL CHECK ON YOU

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THE SECOND I GET BACK, OK? YOU GET BETTER NOW.

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THE SECOND I GET BACK, OK? YOU GET BETTER NOW.

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SO, ELLIOT, THE FIRST THING

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WE'RE GONNA NEED TO DO IS--

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WE'RE GONNA NEED TO DO IS--

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IS DR. REID COMING BACK?

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IS DR. REID COMING BACK?

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OH, DON'T WORRY ABOUT HER, BETTY.

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YOU'RE IN GOOD HANDS WITH DR. DORIAN.

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WHO'S THAT?

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WHO'S THAT?

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THAT'S ME, BETTY. DR. DORIAN.

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COCOON. WILFORD BRIMLEY,

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COCOON. WILFORD BRIMLEY,

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STEVE GUTTENBERG THE WHOLE DAY. NO?

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HEY, JAKE...

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SO, YOU'RE PROBABLY RUSHING HOME

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TO WIPE THE OLD-PERSON SMELL OFF

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TO WIPE THE OLD-PERSON SMELL OFF

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BEFORE YOUR TRIP, HUH?

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EXCUSE ME?

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I'M JUST KIDDING. I LOVE OLD PEOPLE.

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I'M JUST KIDDING. I LOVE OLD PEOPLE.

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STILL, THERE'S NO DENYING THEY HAVE A DISTINCTIVE SMELL.

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I MEAN, IT'S NOTHING BAD.

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I MEAN, IT'S NOTHING BAD.

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IT'S LIKE A... GENERAL MUSTINESS.

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LIKE, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU GET YOUR CAST TAKEN OFF,

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LIKE, YOU KNOW, WHEN YOU GET YOUR CAST TAKEN OFF,

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AND...SKIN MOLD

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WELL, I GOT A FLIGHT TO CATCH.

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YOU GUYS NEED ME TO SIGN ANYTHING?

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YOU GUYS NEED ME TO SIGN ANYTHING?

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NO. YOU'RE GOOD.

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OK, THEN.

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OK, THEN.

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HATS OFF THERE, BARBIE.

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HATS OFF THERE, BARBIE.

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THE WAS ONE POTENT COMBINATION

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OF VERBAL DIARRHEA AND STUNNED SILENCE.

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OF VERBAL DIARRHEA AND STUNNED SILENCE.

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YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST ASKED HIM OUT. MEN LOVE THAT.

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NO, CARLA, MEN DON'T LOVE THAT.

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NO, CARLA, MEN DON'T LOVE THAT.

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IT TURNS OUT WE DON'T LOVE PICNICS, FOREPLAY, CANDLES,

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IT TURNS OUT WE DON'T LOVE PICNICS, FOREPLAY, CANDLES,

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BATHS, PHOTO ALBUMS, OR WHEN YOU DRIVE SO THAT WE CAN RELAX.

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AND, AS ALWAYS, WE'RE NOT THE BIG ON HUGH JACKMAN.

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AND, AS ALWAYS, WE'RE NOT THE BIG ON HUGH JACKMAN.

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THE ONLY THING MEN ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT AS FAR AS DATING IS CONCERNED

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THE ONLY THING MEN ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT AS FAR AS DATING IS CONCERNED

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IS THE CHASE.

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IF YOU WANT THAT GUY TO LOOK YOUR WAY--

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IF YOU WANT THAT GUY TO LOOK YOUR WAY--

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LISTEN TO ME CAREFULLY--

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IGNORE THE LIVING HELL OUT OF HIM.

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IGNORE THE LIVING HELL OUT OF HIM.

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THAT'S THE WORST ADVICE I'VE EVER HEARD.

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GOOD POINT, CARLA.

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GOOD POINT, CARLA.

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SAY, YOU HAPPEN TO HAVE ANY OTHER GEMS

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YOU WANT TO LAY ON US BEFORE YOU RUN OFF TO COUPLES THERAPY

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YOU WANT TO LAY ON US BEFORE YOU RUN OFF TO COUPLES THERAPY

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TO SIFT THROUGH THE WRECKAGE THAT IS THE FIRST YEAR OF YOUR MARRIAGE...DO YA?

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LOOK, DR. COX, I'M SURE THAT YOU ARE FANTASTIC

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AT PICKING UP MEN. REALLY.

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AT PICKING UP MEN. REALLY.

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HA HA!

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BUT I CAN HANDLE THIS ONE ON MY OWN, THANK YOU.

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BUT I CAN HANDLE THIS ONE ON MY OWN, THANK YOU.

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OW! (SCOFFS)

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SOME PEOPLE JUST CANNOT TAKE A GOOD "YOUR MOM IS DEAD" JOKE,

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SOME PEOPLE JUST CANNOT TAKE A GOOD "YOUR MOM IS DEAD" JOKE,

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YOU KNOW?

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AH.

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ANYWAY, I WORRY THAT SOMETIMES WHEN I'M TENSE,

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ANYWAY, I WORRY THAT SOMETIMES WHEN I'M TENSE,

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I CAN BE A LITTLE CONDESCENDING.

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I CAN BE A LITTLE CONDESCENDING.

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ACTUALLY, I'VE NOTICED THAT.

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HAVE YOU REALLY NOTICED IT, MR. THERAPIST?!

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HAVE YOU REALLY NOTICED IT, MR. THERAPIST?!

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CHRIS, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU?

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CHRIS, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU?

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NOTHING WORTH TALKING ABOUT.

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THIS IS YOUR THIRD VISIT,

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THIS IS YOUR THIRD VISIT,

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AND YOU'VE YET TO SAY ANYTHING REAL

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ABOUT HOW YOU'RE FEELING.

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THAT'S BECAUSE I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG

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THAT'S BECAUSE I DON'T THINK THERE'S ANYTHING WRONG

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WITH OUR RELATIONSHIP.

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I THINK YOU PRETEND THAT EVERYTHING'S OK,

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I THINK YOU PRETEND THAT EVERYTHING'S OK,

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EVEN THOUGH DEEP DOWN INSIDE,

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A LOT OF THINGS ARE BOTHERING YOU.

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SO COME ON,

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SO COME ON,

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TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE THINKING RIGHT NOW.

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I'M STARING AT THAT PICTURE ABOVE YOUR HEAD.

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I'M STARING AT THAT PICTURE ABOVE YOUR HEAD.

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IS THAT ONE OF THOSE PSYCHOLOGICAL INK BLOT TESTS

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WHERE I TRY AND FIGURE OUT WHAT IT IS?

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WHERE I TRY AND FIGURE OUT WHAT IT IS?

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BECAUSE IF SO...

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I'M SEEING A DUCK.

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LET'S TAKE A BREAK.

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LET'S TAKE A BREAK.

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OK.

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BUT, HOOCH, IF THE PATIENT JUST HAS

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BUT, HOOCH, IF THE PATIENT JUST HAS

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SIMPLE CELLULITIS,

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WHY AREN'T THE ANTIBIOTICS WORKING?

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WHY AREN'T THE ANTIBIOTICS WORKING?

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DAMN IT, TURNER, IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!

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DAMN IT, TURNER, IT JUST DOESN'T MAKE SENSE!

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J.D.: (NARRATING) EVEN THOUGH I HAD CREATED

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A SUPER MEDICAL CRIME-FIGHTING TEAM,

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I FELT LOUSY.

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I FELT LOUSY.

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SEE, I HAD JUST TOLD BETTY

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THAT HER LUNGS HAD FINALLY GIVEN OUT,

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AND THAT SHE WASN'T GONNA LEAVE THE HOSPITAL THIS TIME.

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AND THAT SHE WASN'T GONNA LEAVE THE HOSPITAL THIS TIME.

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SO...

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WHAT ARE MY CHOICES?

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WHAT ARE MY CHOICES?

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WELL, WE COULD PUT YOU ON A BREATHING MACHINE,

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WELL, WE COULD PUT YOU ON A BREATHING MACHINE,

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BUT IT'S UNLIKELY YOU'D EVER COME OFF OF IT.

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BUT IT'S UNLIKELY YOU'D EVER COME OFF OF IT.

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OR I COULD JUST MAKE SURE

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YOU'RE AS COMFORTABLE AS POSSIBLE.

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J.D.: (NARRATING) "AS COMFORTABLE AS POSSIBLE."

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J.D.: (NARRATING) "AS COMFORTABLE AS POSSIBLE."

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I'VE SAID THAT A MILLION TIMES,

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BUT I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT MEANS.

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BUT I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT MEANS.

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HERE YOU GO, BETTY.

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THAT'S EVERY COTTON BALL IN THE HOSPITAL.

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OH...

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OH...

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(GIDDILY) I AM VERY, VERY COMFORTABLE!

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(GIDDILY) I AM VERY, VERY COMFORTABLE!

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HA HA HA HA HA HA.

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THEN YOU'RE READY TO DIE.

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THEN YOU'RE READY TO DIE.

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LOOK, BETTY, IS THERE ANYONE

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LOOK, BETTY, IS THERE ANYONE

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YOU'D LIKE TO TALK THIS OVER WITH?

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SHE JUST WANTS TO TALK TO YOU FOR A MINUTE.

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YEAH? ABOUT WHAT?

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JUST ABOUT HOW AND WHEN SHE SHOULD DIE.

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OH, THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM.

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OH, THAT'S NOT A PROBLEM.

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I COUNSEL MOST OF MY RANDOM NEIGHBORS

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ON THEIR DEATHBEDS.

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LOOK, THIS WOMAN IS ALONE, SHE'S DEPRESSED,

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LOOK, THIS WOMAN IS ALONE, SHE'S DEPRESSED,

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AND FOR SOME REASON SHE FEELS LIKE SHE'S CONNECTED WITH YOU.

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AND FOR SOME REASON SHE FEELS LIKE SHE'S CONNECTED WITH YOU.

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LOOK, I'M SORRY. I WOULDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

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THAT'S GREAT. KEEP IT LIGHT.

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OPEN WITH A JOKE, AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,

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OPEN WITH A JOKE, AND BEFORE YOU KNOW IT,

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YOU AND YOUR RAFT WILL BE ON A 4-HOUR TRIP TO NEW ZEALAND.

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NO, IT'S MORE LIKE 14 HOURS.

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NO, IT'S MORE LIKE 14 HOURS.

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(THINKING) OH, NO, YOU'RE DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO REVEALING

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THAT GEOGRAPHY IS YOUR ACHILLES HEEL.

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THAT GEOGRAPHY IS YOUR ACHILLES HEEL.

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SAY SOMETHING SMART TO REGAIN CREDIBILITY.

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VESA-VEGAL SYNCOPY IS MEDIATED BY

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THE AUTONOMIC NERVOUS SYSTEM.

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AND BETTY NEEDS YOU, PAL.

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AND BETTY NEEDS YOU, PAL.

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SHE DOES. COME ON. DO IT.

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YOU'LL FEEL GOOD. TRUST ME.

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YOU'LL FEEL GOOD. TRUST ME.

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TRUST YOU? YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE NEW ZEALAND IS.

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YOU CAN DANCE YOUR WAY THERE FROM OLD ZEALAND.

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YOU CAN DANCE YOUR WAY THERE FROM OLD ZEALAND.

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YOU AN IDIOT?

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ELLIOT...

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MY NEIGHBOR FAINTED, TOO.

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MY NEIGHBOR FAINTED, TOO.

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HEY, YOU WANT TO GO CLUBBING TONIGHT?

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AND I DON'T MEAN DANCING.

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I MEAN GOING UP TO THE ROOF AND KILLING RATS.

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I MEAN GOING UP TO THE ROOF AND KILLING RATS.

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JANITOR, I THOUGHT WE WERE DONE WITH THIS.

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I KNOW. THOUGHT I'D GIVE IT A SHOT.

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I KNOW. THOUGHT I'D GIVE IT A SHOT.

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UHH...

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JUST PUT HER BACK IN HER ROOM.

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JUST PUT HER BACK IN HER ROOM.

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SHE'S NOT A PATIENT.

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I GOT HER AT THE MALL.

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BETTER GET YOU BACK TO THE FOOD COURT, HUH?

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BETTER GET YOU BACK TO THE FOOD COURT, HUH?

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YOUR HUSBAND'S PROBABLY COME TO BY NOW.

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(THINKING) OH, MY GOD, HERE HE COMES.

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OK, THIS IS EASY. JUST COMPLIMENT HIM.

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OK, THIS IS EASY. JUST COMPLIMENT HIM.

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TELL HIM HE HAS A SQUARE HEAD.

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THAT'S NOT A COMPLIMENT. WHAT SHAPE IS A COMPLIMENT?

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THAT'S NOT A COMPLIMENT. WHAT SHAPE IS A COMPLIMENT?

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TRIANGLE? UH, PYRAMID?

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CIRCLE. CIRCLE HEAD. OH, MY GOD,

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CIRCLE. CIRCLE HEAD. OH, MY GOD,

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YOU'RE STUCK ON SHAPES, AND SQUARE HEAD'S ALMOST HERE!

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TO HELL WITH IT. JUST DO WHAT DR. COX SAID AND IGNORE HIM.

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TO HELL WITH IT. JUST DO WHAT DR. COX SAID AND IGNORE HIM.

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HEY, ELLIOT.

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HMM.

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HMM.

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THAT GIRL'S KIND CUTE.

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WHAT'S HER STORY?

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WHAT'S HER STORY?

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SHE'S A DUDE. YEAH?

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GOTTA LOOK AT THE ADAM'S APPLE, BUDDY.

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GOTTA LOOK AT THE ADAM'S APPLE, BUDDY.

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COUPLES THERAPY IS KILLING ME.

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I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU DO IT--

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MAKE LOVE WITH YOUR LADY IN FRONT OF SOME OLD DUDE WHO'S FILMING YOU?

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MAKE LOVE WITH YOUR LADY IN FRONT OF SOME OLD DUDE WHO'S FILMING YOU?

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THAT'S NOT COUPLES THERAPY, TODD.

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THEN WHAT DID I DO?

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THEN WHAT DID I DO?

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YOU DID AMATEUR PORN.

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SWEET.

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J.D. YOU GOT A SEC?

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SURE. I'LL BE WITH YOU IN A MINUTE, MAN.

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OK.

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OK.

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SO CHECK THIS OUT.

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OUR THERAPIST SAYS I'M THE TYPE OF GUY

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WHO PRETENDS EVERYTHING'S OK,

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WHO PRETENDS EVERYTHING'S OK,

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EVEN WHEN I'M UPSET DEEP DOWN INSIDE.

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NO, I THINK THAT'S TRUE. I MEAN, IF YOU LOOK AT THE WHOLE CARLA KISSING THING,

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NO, I THINK THAT'S TRUE. I MEAN, IF YOU LOOK AT THE WHOLE CARLA KISSING THING,

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I THINK INTELLECTUALLY YOU MOVED ON,

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BUT EMOTIONALLY YOU'RE STILL UPSET.

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BUT EMOTIONALLY YOU'RE STILL UPSET.

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YOU'LL GET THERE, THOUGH, PAL.

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I'M NOT UPSET.

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I'M NOT UPSET.

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REALLY? OH, OK...

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I'LL SEE YOU LATER. BYE.

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OW! YOU SEE?! SEE WHAT?

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OW! YOU SEE?! SEE WHAT?

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LET'S TRY IT AGAIN.

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I'LL SEE YOU LATER, BUDDY. BYE.

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I'LL SEE YOU LATER, BUDDY. BYE.

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BYE. OW! ALWAYS THE SAME SPOT!

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IT'S LIKE YOUR FINGERS ARE STONE.

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IT'S LIKE YOUR FINGERS ARE STONE.

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LAST TIME. I'LL SEE YOU LATER, B--

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HEY! LOOK AT YOURSELF.

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HEY! LOOK AT YOURSELF.

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I'VE BEEN HITTING YOU?

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I'VE BEEN HITTING YOU?

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YEAH. YOU'RE LIKE THE BROWN HULK.

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HEY, HOW'S IT GOING IN HERE, YOU TWO?

#422
WELL, PRETTY GOOD. PRETTY GOOD.

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WELL, PRETTY GOOD. PRETTY GOOD.

#424
WE--WE TALKED ABOUT HER PAST.

#425
BETTY EVEN LET ME IN ON A FEW

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OF HER ROMANTIC TRYSTS

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OF HER ROMANTIC TRYSTS

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FROM HER YOUNGER DAYS.

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ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH MR. DAVID BRINKLEY?

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NO WAY. YEAH.

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NO WAY. YEAH.

#432
BETTY.

#433
THEN WHEN WE FINALLY GOT DOWN TO TALKING FOR REAL,

#434
THEN WHEN WE FINALLY GOT DOWN TO TALKING FOR REAL,

#435
WELL, IT BECAME PRETTY OBVIOUS

#436
THAT BETTY HAD ALREADY MADE A DECISION.

#437
THAT BETTY HAD ALREADY MADE A DECISION.

#438
OK.

#439
OK.

#440
J.D.: (NARRATING) THE THING THAT IMPRESSED ME MOST ABOUT JAKE,

#441
BESIDES HIS PERFECTLY SQUARE HEAD,

#442
BESIDES HIS PERFECTLY SQUARE HEAD,

#443
WAS THAT HE FACED THIS WHOLE BETTY THING STRAIGHT ON.

#444
WAS THAT HE FACED THIS WHOLE BETTY THING STRAIGHT ON.

#445
# HE THINKS I'M CUTE #

#446
# HE THINKS I'M CUTE... #

#447
J.D.: (NARRATING) HE DIDN'T HIDE BECAUSE

#448
J.D.: (NARRATING) HE DIDN'T HIDE BECAUSE

#449
HE WAS AFRAID TO ADMIT SOMEONE WAS RIGHT...

#450
# ...I'M CUTE... # BARBIE!

#451
# ...I'M CUTE... # BARBIE!

#452
WHY SO HAPPY?

#453
NO REASON.

#454
J.D.: (NARRATING) HE DIDN'T RUN BECAUSE HE WAS SCARED OF

#455
FACING HIS OWN FEELINGS.

#456
FACING HIS OWN FEELINGS.

#457
BABY, I'M NOT GONNA BE ABLE

#458
TO MAKE THERAPY TONIGHT.

#459
I GOT SURGERY.

#460
I GOT SURGERY.

#461
FINE.

#462
J.D.: (NARRATING) OF COURSE, HE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ABLE TO DO IT

#463
J.D.: (NARRATING) OF COURSE, HE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ABLE TO DO IT

#464
IF IT WEREN'T FOR HIS SECRET WEAPON--

#465
DR. JOHN DORIAN.

#466
WHAT? WHAT?

#467
WHAT? WHAT?

#468
YOU JUST SAID YOUR NAME IN A WEIRD KIND OF SUMMING UP WAY.

#469
NO, I DIDN'T, JAKE.

#470
NO, I DIDN'T, JAKE.

#471
OH, SO YOU'RE JAKE.

#472
UH, AS I UNDERSTAND IT,

#473
UH, AS I UNDERSTAND IT,

#474
YOU JUST TALKED MY SISTER INTO ENDING HER LIFE.

#475
LONG STORY SHORT.

#476
LONG STORY SHORT.

#477
I'M A LAWYER. I'M SUING YOU.

#478
ONCE AGAIN. SISTER DYING, BROTHER LAWYER,

#479
ONCE AGAIN. SISTER DYING, BROTHER LAWYER,

#480
SUING YOU!

#481
SEE, THAT'S SUMMING UP IN A WEIRD WAY.

#482
YEAH.

#483
YEAH.

#484
"BROTHER LAWYER..." THAT'S IT.

#485
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING.

#486
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING.

#487
EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE FINE. YOU JUST TRUST ME.

#488
IS THAT HIM?

#489
YES. HERE'S TED,

#490
YES. HERE'S TED,

#491
OUR BRILLIANT HOSPITAL ATTORNEY.

#492
SHARP AS A TACK.

#493
SHARP AS A TACK.

#494
MARK MY WORD, JAKE, WE'RE GONNA TAKE

#495
EVERY LAST CENT YOU HAVE!

#496
NO, NO, TED. WE'RE ON HIS SIDE.

#497
OH. HERE'S MY CARD.

#498
OH. HERE'S MY CARD.

#499
THIS IS A POST-IT.

#500
I DON'T GET REAL CARDS UNTIL I WIN A CASE.

#501
I DON'T GET REAL CARDS UNTIL I WIN A CASE.

#502
GO TAKE A NAP, TED.

#503
HE SPELLED "ATTORNEY" WRONG.

#504
"BUY GROCERIES, KILL SELF."

#505
"BUY GROCERIES, KILL SELF."

#506
JUST ADMIT IT. YOU'VE BEEN SENT FROM THE FUTURE

#507
TO DESTROY ME.

#508
TO DESTROY ME.

#509
I AM NOT FROM THE FUTURE, JAKE.

#510
GESUNDHEIT, CAROL.

#511
AH-CHOO! YES! IT FINALLY WORKED!

#512
AH-CHOO! YES! IT FINALLY WORKED!

#513
WHAT ARE THE ODDS?

#514
I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE ODDS ARE, J.D.

#515
WHAT I DO KNOW IS I'M ABOUT TO GO DOWN TO MY TRUCK,

#516
WHAT I DO KNOW IS I'M ABOUT TO GO DOWN TO MY TRUCK,

#517
GET MY KAYAK PADDLE, AND GO GREG BARTON ON YOUR ASS.

#518
GET MY KAYAK PADDLE, AND GO GREG BARTON ON YOUR ASS.

#519
WHO'S GREG BARTON? HE'S A FAMOUS KAYAKER.

#520
OH, GREG BARTON.

#521
OH, GREG BARTON.

#522
I HATE YOU. J.D.

#523
I KNOW.

#524
I KNOW.

#525
DR. COX, THIS IS THE MOST PAINFUL THING I'VE EVER DONE,

#526
DR. COX, THIS IS THE MOST PAINFUL THING I'VE EVER DONE,

#527
AND I WAS A CUTTER FOR A WEEK IN HIGH SCHOOL.

#528
MY SHOP TEACHER THOUGHT SCARS WERE SEXY,

#529
MY SHOP TEACHER THOUGHT SCARS WERE SEXY,

#530
BUT THAT'S A WHOLE OTHER STORY.

#531
THE POINT IS, YOUR ADVICE REALLY WORKED WITH JAKE,

#532
THE POINT IS, YOUR ADVICE REALLY WORKED WITH JAKE,

#533
AND I'D REALLY APPRECIATE IT IF YOU'D GIVE ME SOME MORE HELP.

#534
OH, NO PROBLEM, BARBIE.

#535
LET ME JUST FINISH WRITING THIS PRESCRIPTION,

#536
AND YOU'LL BE ALL SQUARED AWAY.

#537
AND YOU'LL BE ALL SQUARED AWAY.

#538
THIS IS A PRESCRIPTION FOR "NO."

#539
THIS IS A PRESCRIPTION FOR "NO."

#540
CORRECTOMUNDO. TO BE TAKEN WITH FOOD EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT

#541
WHILE YOU'RE EATING ALONE.

#542
WHILE YOU'RE EATING ALONE.

#543
I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THE SEVERITY

#544
OF THE SITUATION HERE.

#545
I AM DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO GIVING UP MEN ALL TOGETHER.

#546
I AM DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO GIVING UP MEN ALL TOGETHER.

#547
THEN ON BEHALF OF MEN EVERYWHERE--

#548
AND I DO MEAN EVERYWHERE,

#549
AND I DO MEAN EVERYWHERE,

#550
INCLUDING THE ONES IN THE LITTLE MUD HUTS--

#551
LET ME BE THE FIRST TO SAY THANKS AND HALLELUJAH.

#552
LET ME BE THE FIRST TO SAY THANKS AND HALLELUJAH.

#553
ELLIOT, DO YOU SEE THE PROBLEM WITH

#554
TRYING TO APPEAL TO ITS HUMAN SIDE?

#555
TRYING TO APPEAL TO ITS HUMAN SIDE?

#556
HE DOESN'T HAVE ONE.

#557
EXACTLY. BUT WHAT DOES HE HAVE?

#558
EXACTLY. BUT WHAT DOES HE HAVE?

#559
A SHAVED CHEST, A CLOSETFUL OF TINY T-SHIRTS,

#560
AND THE EYES OF A MADMAN.

#561
OHHHH, I'M SORRY.

#562
OHHHH, I'M SORRY.

#563
THE CORRECT ANSWER SHE WAS LOOKING FOR

#564
IS A GIANT EGO.

#565
IS A GIANT EGO.

#566
I HAVE A GIANT EGO.

#567
DAMN IT! I KNEW THAT.

#568
WOULD YOU JUST APPEAL TO IT

#569
WOULD YOU JUST APPEAL TO IT

#570
SO I CAN GO GET SOMETHING TO EAT?

#571
YOU'RE AMAZING.

#572
YOU'RE AMAZING.

#573
AND I'M IN.

#574
DR. KELSO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT.

#575
I DIDN'T.

#576
I DIDN'T.

#577
YOUR FRIEND TURKLETON DID.

#578
BUT I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT.

#579
BUT I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT.

#580
HEH HEH HEH HEH. YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS.

#581
HEH HEH HEH HEH. YOU LOOK RIDICULOUS.

#582
I THOUGHT WE WERE DOING MOUSTACHES ON SUNDAY.

#583
I THOUGHT WE WERE DOING MOUSTACHES ON SUNDAY.

#584
I DIDN'T DO THIS. KELSO DID!

#585
YOU INVITED KELSO TO MOUSTACHE SUNDAY?

#586
YOU INVITED KELSO TO MOUSTACHE SUNDAY?

#587
ENOUGH WITH THE MOUSTACHES, DUDE.

#588
ARE YOU RESPONSIBLE FOR BREAKING UP TURNER AND HOOCH?

#589
ARE YOU RESPONSIBLE FOR BREAKING UP TURNER AND HOOCH?

#590
I NEEDED AN EXCUSE TO GET OUT OF COUPLES COUNSELING.

#591
DUDE, I CAN'T OPEN UP, MAN.

#592
DUDE, I CAN'T OPEN UP, MAN.

#593
I JUST CAN'T DO IT.

#594
BESIDES, THIS WAY NO ONE GETS HURT.

#595
BESIDES, THIS WAY NO ONE GETS HURT.

#596
WE HAD A HELL OF A RUN, MAN.

#597
WE HAD A HELL OF A RUN, MAN.

#598
JUST GET OUT OF HERE.

#599
MAYBE I SHOULD JUST GO TALK TO HIM.

#600
FORGET DENNIS. HE'S A HORRIBLE PERSON. OK?

#601
FORGET DENNIS. HE'S A HORRIBLE PERSON. OK?

#602
WE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO CHANGE HIS MIND.

#603
WE NEED TO FOCUS ON BETTY, OK?

#604
WE NEED TO FOCUS ON BETTY, OK?

#605
WE'LL JUST HAVE HER EXPLAIN HOW SHE FEELS. PROBLEM SOLVED.

#606
"BETTY'S IN A COMA."

#607
"BETTY'S IN A COMA."

#608
YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA TALK TO DENNIS.

#609
HE SEEMS LIKE A REASONABLE GUY.

#610
HE SEEMS LIKE A REASONABLE GUY.

#611
HEY, JAKE. HOW'S IT GOIN'?

#612
HEY, JAKE. HOW'S IT GOIN'?

#613
OH, I'VE HAD BETTER DAYS. HOW ARE YOU?

#614
OH, I'VE HAD BETTER DAYS. HOW ARE YOU?

#615
LISTEN TO ME, BARBACIOUS,

#616
YOU GOTTA STAY THE COURSE HERE.

#617
YOU GOTTA STAY THE COURSE HERE.

#618
YOU GOTTA KEEP IGNORING HIM.

#619
BUT I'M ALREADY

#620
HOW DO I IGNORE HIM MORE?

#621
HOW DO I IGNORE HIM MORE?

#622
AH, PIECE OF CAKE. FIRST YOU ENGAGE HIM,

#623
THEN YOU IGNORE HIM.

#624
THEN YOU IGNORE HIM.

#625
ELLIOT? I SAID HOW ARE YOU?

#626
I ACTUALLY DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS, OK?

#627
I ACTUALLY DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS, OK?

#628
I'M A DOCTOR.

#629
BUT YOU ASKED ME HOW I WAS.

#630
BUT YOU ASKED ME HOW I WAS.

#631
YEAH, TRYING TO SAVE LIVES HERE.

#632
IT'S NOT ALWAYS ABOUT YOU.

#633
BUDDY, YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE DAY I'M HAVING.

#634
QUIET, JACKASS. WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ELLIOT

#635
QUIET, JACKASS. WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ELLIOT

#636
TO MAKE HER RUN OFF LIKE THAT? 'CAUSE IF YOU HURT HER--

#637
I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.

#638
I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING.

#639
EVERYONE AROUND HERE IS CRAZY.

#640
THAT'S NOT TRUE.

#641
LET ME PUT DOWN MY BAG OF RATS

#642
LET ME PUT DOWN MY BAG OF RATS

#643
AND EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU.

#644
A BAG OF RATS-- ARE THOSE ALIVE?

#645
A BAG OF RATS-- ARE THOSE ALIVE?

#646
MOST OF 'EM ARE.

#647
I PUT A DEAD ONE IN THE MIDDLE.

#648
THAT WAY ALL THE LIVE ONES GET A GOOD LOOK AT HIM...

#649
THAT WAY ALL THE LIVE ONES GET A GOOD LOOK AT HIM...

#650
THEY START TOEING THAT LINE. KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

#651
I VERY MUCH DON'T.

#652
I VERY MUCH DON'T.

#653
IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE.

#654
IT'S PRETTY SIMPLE.

#655
TAKE A CANVAS BAG...

#656
JAILBREAK!

#657
LOOK, YOU'RE GONNA DO WHATEVER YOU WANT WITH YOUR SISTER,

#658
BUT JAKE'S JUST TRYING TO HELP.

#659
HE'S A STAND-UP GUY, AND I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE HIM ALONE.

#660
HE'S A STAND-UP GUY, AND I THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE HIM ALONE.

#661
IF YOU DO I THINK IT WILL BE DY-NO-MITE.

#662
IF YOU DO I THINK IT WILL BE DY-NO-MITE.

#663
SORRY, I WAS JUST WATCHING GOOD TIMES IN THE DOCTORS LOUNGE.

#664
SORRY, I WAS JUST WATCHING GOOD TIMES IN THE DOCTORS LOUNGE.

#665
YEAH. I'M GONNA SCREW HIM TO THE WALL.

#666
CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY?

#667
SON, LOOK AROUND.

#668
SON, LOOK AROUND.

#669
THERE'S AN OLD MAN WITH ALZHEIMER'S WHO

#670
NO ONE BOTHERS TO COME VISIT.

#671
NO ONE BOTHERS TO COME VISIT.

#672
THIS MORNING I HAD A CHAT WITH A WOMAN

#673
WHO REFUSES TO STOP USING COCAINE,

#674
WHO REFUSES TO STOP USING COCAINE,

#675
EVEN THOUGH SHE'S 6 MONTHS PREGNANT.

#676
AND JUST LAST WEEK I SAW AN OLDER WOMAN FALL AND BREAK HER HIP

#677
AND JUST LAST WEEK I SAW AN OLDER WOMAN FALL AND BREAK HER HIP

#678
BECAUSE SOME GUY WAS TOO BUSY TO HOLD THE DOOR OPEN FOR HER.

#679
SO YOU LAUGHED AND POINTED WHEN SHE FELL.

#680
SO YOU LAUGHED AND POINTED WHEN SHE FELL.

#681
I DIDN'T SAY IT WASN'T FUNNY.

#682
I JUST SAID IT HAPPENED.

#683
I JUST SAID IT HAPPENED.

#684
COME ON. WHEN'S THE LAST TIME

#685
YOU SAW A GLIMPSE OF HUMANITY IN THIS PLACE?

#686
YOU SAW A GLIMPSE OF HUMANITY IN THIS PLACE?

#687
J.D.: (NARRATING) KELSO HAD A POINT.

#688
I MEAN, IN THE OUTSIDE WORLD,

#689
YOU'LL OCCASIONALLY SEE A STREAM OF CARS

#690
YOU'LL OCCASIONALLY SEE A STREAM OF CARS

#691
DRIVE BY AN OLD WOMAN WITH A FLAT TIRE,

#692
BUT AROUND HERE, EVERY TIME YOU ROUND A CORNER...

#693
BUT AROUND HERE, EVERY TIME YOU ROUND A CORNER...

#694
SHE FELL AGAIN.

#695
SHE FELL AGAIN.

#696
J.D.: (NARRATING) ANYWAY, I KNEW WHAT I HAD TO DO.

#697
JUST GO, JAKE.

#698
JUST GO, JAKE.

#699
NO ONE HERE KNOWS YOUR LAST NAME.

#700
IF ANYTHING HAPPENS, THEY'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO FIND YOU.

#701
GO ENJOY YOUR LITTLE RAFTING THING IN NEW ZEALAND.

#702
GO ENJOY YOUR LITTLE RAFTING THING IN NEW ZEALAND.

#703
WHICH, INCIDENTALLY, IS 10,000 MILES EAST OF AUSTRALIA

#704
WHICH, INCIDENTALLY, IS 10,000 MILES EAST OF AUSTRALIA

#705
AND FAMOUS FOR ALCOHOLISM AND CLAM CHOWDER.

#706
AND FAMOUS FOR ALCOHOLISM AND CLAM CHOWDER.

#707
I'VE BEEN BRUSHING UP ON MY NEW ZEALAND.

#708
YOU'VE BEEN BRUSHING UP ON NEW ENGLAND.

#709
YOU'VE BEEN BRUSHING UP ON NEW ENGLAND.

#710
WELL, GO...ANYWAY.

#711
WHEREVER IT IS YOU'RE RAFTING.

#712
WHEREVER IT IS YOU'RE RAFTING.

#713
(DR. COX WHISTLES) NEWBIE, WHERE'S HE GOING?!

#714
HE JUST LEFT.

#715
HE JUST LEFT.

#716
BARBIE!

#717
GO GET HIM!

#718
GO GET HIM!

#719
I...BELIEVE IN YOU.

#720
NO, YOU DON'T.

#721
NO, YOU DON'T.

#722
YOU JUST WANT ME TO GO AND EMBARRASS MYSELF SO YOU CAN LAUGH AT ME.

#723
IT'S JUST LIKE THE TIME YOU TOLD ME THE HOSPITAL FUND RAISER

#724
WAS A COSTUME PARTY.

#725
I WALKED INTO A BLACK-TIE DINNER

#726
DRESSED AS CLARENCE THOMAS.

#727
DRESSED AS CLARENCE THOMAS.

#728
I WAS IN A COSTUME, TOO.

#729
YOU WORE AN ARMANI TUX.

#730
YOU WORE AN ARMANI TUX.

#731
I WENT AS SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T MAKE A FOOL OUT OF HIMSELF.

#732
I WENT AS SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T MAKE A FOOL OUT OF HIMSELF.

#733
HOW'D YOU NOT GET THAT?

#734
OH!

#735
OH!

#736
THANK YOU.

#737
I JUST GOT MY SISTER INTO THE HOSPITAL ACROSS TOWN,

#738
I JUST GOT MY SISTER INTO THE HOSPITAL ACROSS TOWN,

#739
SO I CAN FINALLY GET HER OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE.

#740
SO I CAN FINALLY GET HER OUT OF THIS HELL HOLE.

#741
HEY, I PERSONALLY SEE TO IT

#742
THAT EVERY INCH OF THIS BUILDING

#743
IS UP TO THE HIGHEST STANDARDS AND CODES.

#744
IS UP TO THE HIGHEST STANDARDS AND CODES.

#745
(SQUEAKING)

#746
WELL, THAT'S JUST BAD TIMING.

#747
WELL, THAT'S JUST BAD TIMING.

#748
GET BACK HERE. SORRY.

#749
GET BACK HERE. SORRY.

#750
J.D.: (NARRATING) AND THEN SOMETHING SURPRISING HAPPENED.

#751
WELL, LOOK WHO'S BACK.

#752
LOOK, BUDDY, I--

#753
I BARELY KNOW YOUR SISTER,

#754
AND I CERTAINLY DON'T KNOW YOU,

#755
AND I CERTAINLY DON'T KNOW YOU,

#756
BUT LIKE IT OR NOT, SHE TOLD ME WHAT SHE WANTED,

#757
AND I'M GONNA HONOR THAT.

#758
ANYWAY, I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND STAY HERE

#759
TILL I CAN FIGURE OUT A WAY

#760
TO MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND THAT,

#761
TO MAKE YOU UNDERSTAND THAT,

#762
EVEN IF I HAVE TO GET MYSELF A LAWYER.

#763
NOT YOU.

#764
NOT YOU.

#765
THEY'RE SMART, THEY ARE ORGANIZED,

#766
THEY'RE SMART, THEY ARE ORGANIZED,

#767
AND THEY'VE GOT MY KEYS.

#768
J.D.: (NARRATING) IT'S AMAZING HOW A SELFLESS GESTURE

#769
CAN AFFECT SO MANY PEOPLE.

#770
CAN AFFECT SO MANY PEOPLE.

#771
ONE MAN SAW SOMEONE WHO DIDN'T RUN AWAY FROM A PROBLEM,

#772
AND FOUND THE COURAGE TO DO THE SAME.

#773
I GOT SOMETHING I'D LIKE TO SHARE TODAY.

#774
I GOT SOMETHING I'D LIKE TO SHARE TODAY.

#775
REALLY? YEAH.

#776
I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN CARLA PINCHES MY NIPPLES

#777
I DON'T LIKE IT WHEN CARLA PINCHES MY NIPPLES

#778
WHEN WE'RE HAVING SEX.

#779
BABY, THAT'S--THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS WHY I CRY,

#780
BABY, THAT'S--THAT'S ONE OF THE REASONS WHY I CRY,

#781
BECAUSE YOU PINCH THEM TOO HARD...AND IT HURTS.

#782
BECAUSE YOU PINCH THEM TOO HARD...AND IT HURTS.

#783
J.D.: (NARRATING) ONE MAN WAS PUSHED TO MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION.

#784
JUST MAKE HER AS COMFORTABLE AS POSSIBLE.

#785
JUST MAKE HER AS COMFORTABLE AS POSSIBLE.

#786
J.D.: (NARRATING) AND ANOTHER MAN REALIZED

#787
IT'S OK TO BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING FOR ONCE.

#788
IT'S OK TO BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING FOR ONCE.

#789
(SIGHS)

#790
WELL, HE'S DEFINITELY LEAVING FOR GOOD THIS TIME THERE, BARBIE.

#791
WELL, HE'S DEFINITELY LEAVING FOR GOOD THIS TIME THERE, BARBIE.

#792
I'D, UH--I SAY GO FOR IT.

#793
WHY WON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE?

#794
WHY WON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE?

#795
OH, I DON'T KNOW.

#796
MAYBE BECAUSE THE NHL IS ON STRIKE,

#797
MAYBE BECAUSE THE NHL IS ON STRIKE,

#798
AND I'M NOT GETTING MY FILL OF TOOTHLESS MEN

#799
KNOCKING THE HELL OUT OF EACH OTHER.

#800
OR MAYBE BECAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 4 YEARS,

#801
OR MAYBE BECAUSE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 4 YEARS,

#802
I'D ACTUALLY LIKE TO SEE YOU HAPPY FOR A CHANGE.

#803
BELIEVE WHATEVER YOU WANT. I DON'T REALLY CARE.

#804
BELIEVE WHATEVER YOU WANT. I DON'T REALLY CARE.

#805
JAKE THE SNAKE IS BEARING DOWN ON YOU,

#806
JAKE THE SNAKE IS BEARING DOWN ON YOU,

#807
AND IF I WERE YOU, I'D STEP UP TO HIM,

#808
LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE WITH THOSE BEAUTIFUL BLUES

#809
LOOK HIM STRAIGHT IN THE EYE WITH THOSE BEAUTIFUL BLUES

#810
AND...INVITE HIM OUT FOR A CUP OF COFFEE BEFORE HE ESCAPES.

#811
AND...INVITE HIM OUT FOR A CUP OF COFFEE BEFORE HE ESCAPES.

#812
HEY, UH...

#813
CAN I BUY YOU A CUP OF COFFEE

#814
BEFORE YOU ESCAPE?

#815
BEFORE YOU ESCAPE?

#816
WHAT NOW?

#817
I MEAN--I MEAN GO.

#818
YEAH. THAT'D BE NICE.

#819
YEAH. THAT'D BE NICE.

#820
GREAT.

#821
AH, THAT'S A CUTE COUPLE.

#822
I GIVE 'EM A WEEK.

#823
I GIVE 'EM A WEEK.

#824
I CAN MAKE SURE OF THAT.

#825
I CAN MAKE SURE OF THAT.

#826
RAT?

#827
NO, THANKS.

#828
OH, CONGRATULATIONS, CLARISSA.

#829
OH, CONGRATULATIONS, CLARISSA.

#830
J.D.: (NARRATING) AS FOR ME, SEEING JAKE COME BACK AND DO THE RIGHT THING

#831
J.D.: (NARRATING) AS FOR ME, SEEING JAKE COME BACK AND DO THE RIGHT THING

#832
RESTORED MY FAITH IN HUMANITY.

#833
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT 6 YOUNG MEN STOPPED

#834
TO HELP AN OLD LADY CHANGE A TIRE.

#835
TO HELP AN OLD LADY CHANGE A TIRE.

#836
AND DON'T YOU FORGET WHO PUT THAT TIRE ON

#837
AND DON'T YOU FORGET WHO PUT THAT TIRE ON

#838
AND TIGHTENED THOSE LUG NUTS, MARTHA.

#839
OK, SWEETIE, HAVE FUN AT THE SWAP MEET.

#840
OK, SWEETIE, HAVE FUN AT THE SWAP MEET.

#841
DRIVE SAFE.

#842
YEP, IT SURE FEELS GOOD TO DO THE RIGHT THING.

#843
YEP, IT SURE FEELS GOOD TO DO THE RIGHT THING.

#844
RIGHTY LOOSEY, LEFTY TIGHTY.

#845
RIGHTY LOOSEY, LEFTY TIGHTY.

#846
OH. RIGHTY TIGHTY. LEFTY LOOSEY.

#847
OH. RIGHTY TIGHTY. LEFTY LOOSEY.

#848
J.D.: (NARRATING) OH MAN, IT STILL FEELS GOOD.

#849
J.D.: (NARRATING) OH MAN, IT STILL FEELS GOOD.

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