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Season 4, Episode 24 — My Drive-By

#1
J.D.: (NARRATING) NO ONE WANTS TO LIVE OUT THEIR LAST YEARS IN A HOSPITAL, BUT PEOPLE DO.

#2
J.D.: (NARRATING) NO ONE WANTS TO LIVE OUT THEIR LAST YEARS IN A HOSPITAL, BUT PEOPLE DO.

#3
THERE'S REALLY NOT MUCH WE CAN DO OR THEM EXCEPT TRY TO PROTECT THEIR DIGNITY,

#4
AND, OF COURSE, BET ON THEM.

#5
AND, OF COURSE, BET ON THEM.

#6
COME ON, MR. GILMORE.

#7
COLONEL MUSTARD!

#8
COLONEL MUSTARD!

#9
HA! PAY UP.

#10
CAN I GET SOME JELL-O, PLEASE?

#11
CAN I GET SOME JELL-O, PLEASE?

#12
JELL-O IS FOR WINNERS.

#13
WHAT? I'M JUST KIDDING.

#14
WHAT? I'M JUST KIDDING.

#15
WE'LL HAVE SOME SENT RIGHT TO YOUR ROOM, BIG GUY.

#16
THANK YOU.

#17
THANK YOU.

#18
DUDE, YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE HOW MUCH TROUBLE I'M HAVING

#19
FINDING A PLACE TO LIVE.

#20
WHAT HAPPENED WITH THAT LITTLE GUEST HOUSE YOU WENT TO SEE?

#21
WHAT HAPPENED WITH THAT LITTLE GUEST HOUSE YOU WENT TO SEE?

#22
IT'S FULLY FURNISHED,

#23
IT'S FULLY FURNISHED,

#24
AND THE OWNER OF THE MAIN HOUSE IS JUST GREAT.

#25
IN FACT, IF YOU LOOK OUT THE WINDOW,

#26
IN FACT, IF YOU LOOK OUT THE WINDOW,

#27
YOU CAN SEE HIM RIGHT NOW.

#28
OH, HE'S PERFECT.

#29
OH, HE'S PERFECT.

#30
PERFECT FOR WHAT?

#31
YEAH, I THINK I'M GONNA KEEP LOOKING.

#32
YEAH, I THINK I'M GONNA KEEP LOOKING.

#33
J.D.: (NARRATING) THINGS WERE GOING BETTER FOR ELLIOT.

#34
J.D.: (NARRATING) THINGS WERE GOING BETTER FOR ELLIOT.

#35
THANKS FOR THE MOVIE.

#36
YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THE MOVIE.

#37
YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THE MOVIE.

#38
J.D.: (NARRATING) FOR SOME REASON, JAKE WAS ABLE TO HANDLE

#39
THE PIPING-HOT GIANT BOWL OF CRAZY THAT IS ELLIOT REID.

#40
THE PIPING-HOT GIANT BOWL OF CRAZY THAT IS ELLIOT REID.

#41
(LOCKS DOOR)

#42
(LOCKS DOOR)

#43
HAH!

#44
OH, GOD!

#45
OH, GOD!

#46
WHAT IS IT?

#47
I JUST LOCKED THE DOOR WHEN A BLACK GUY WALKED BY.

#48
NOW HE'S GONNA THINK THAT I THINK HE'S DANGEROUS BECAUSE HE'S BLACK,

#49
NOW HE'S GONNA THINK THAT I THINK HE'S DANGEROUS BECAUSE HE'S BLACK,

#50
AND NOT JUST BLACK, BUT WITH AN ACTUAL 'FRO AND EVERYTHING,

#51
WHICH, TRUST ME, I DON'T FIND SCARY AT ALL.

#52
WHICH, TRUST ME, I DON'T FIND SCARY AT ALL.

#53
NOT LIKE THE ZIGZAGS AND THE CORN ROWS AND STUFF.

#54
NOT LIKE THE ZIGZAGS AND THE CORN ROWS AND STUFF.

#55
MY NIGHT'S RUINED. NO IT ISN'T.

#56
HEY, DID YOU THINK SHE WAS LOCKING THE DOOR BECAUSE YOU'RE BLACK?

#57
HEY, DID YOU THINK SHE WAS LOCKING THE DOOR BECAUSE YOU'RE BLACK?

#58
NO. I JUST THOUGHT SHE WAS LOCKING THE DOOR.

#59
NO. I JUST THOUGHT SHE WAS LOCKING THE DOOR.

#60
THANKS, MAN. BETTER?

#61
COOLIO.

#62
COOLIO.

#63
LET'S GO GET SOME ICE CREAM.

#64
J.D.: (NARRATING) UNFORTUNATELY FOR JAKE,

#65
HE STILL HAD TO PASS MUSTER WITH TURK AND ME,

#66
HE STILL HAD TO PASS MUSTER WITH TURK AND ME,

#67
AND NOTHING IS QUITE AS DAUNTING AS OUR GOOD GUY TEST.

#68
AND NOTHING IS QUITE AS DAUNTING AS OUR GOOD GUY TEST.

#69
WELL, I COULD USE A BEER.

#70
I GOT THIS ROUND.

#71
BE RIGHT BACK.

#72
BE RIGHT BACK.

#73
GOOD GUY. GREAT GUY.

#74
OH, MY GOD. EXCELLENT CHOICE.

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OH, MY GOD. EXCELLENT CHOICE.

#76
AND FINISHED.

#77
I REMEMBER THE BORDELLO BEING A LITTLE BIT BIGGER,

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AND THERE WERE PROBABLY A FEW MORE PROSTITUTES,

#79
AND THERE WERE PROBABLY A FEW MORE PROSTITUTES,

#80
BUT MAYBE I JUST REMEMBER IT THAT WAY

#81
'CAUSE I WAS A KID.

#82
IT WAS MY 12TH BIRTHDAY.

#83
IT WAS MY 12TH BIRTHDAY.

#84
I ASKED FOR A BIKE.

#85
I GOT A 48-YEAR-OLD WHORE.

#86
I GOT A 48-YEAR-OLD WHORE.

#87
IT'S BEAUTIFUL.

#88
IT'S ALMOST A SHAME I GET THESE CASTS OFF IN A WEEK.

#89
IT'S ALMOST A SHAME I GET THESE CASTS OFF IN A WEEK.

#90
A MONTH.

#91
A WHAT?

#92
A WHAT?

#93
YEAH, I WORKED TOO HARD ON THIS.

#94
YOU CAN TAKE 'EM OFF IN A MONTH.

#95
I'LL CALL MY ORTHOPAEDIST .

#96
I'LL CALL MY ORTHOPAEDIST .

#97
DR. MURPHY, I'D HAVE MORE SYMPATHY

#98
IF THIS WERE THE FIRST TIME YOU'D BROKE BOTH YOUR FEET WORKING IN THE MORGUE.

#99
IF THIS WERE THE FIRST TIME YOU'D BROKE BOTH YOUR FEET WORKING IN THE MORGUE.

#100
SIR, IT'S LIKE THOSE CORPSES ARE OUT TO GET ME.

#101
SIR, IT'S LIKE THOSE CORPSES ARE OUT TO GET ME.

#102
HEH! IF ONLY.

#103
ANYWAY, I NEED YOU TO GIVE UP THIS THING.

#104
ANYWAY, I NEED YOU TO GIVE UP THIS THING.

#105
NO OFFENSE, SON, BUT I CAN'T HAVE A DELUSIONAL BOZO LIKE YOU

#106
DRIVING A MOTORIZED VEHICLE AROUND THIS HOSPITAL.

#107
DRIVING A MOTORIZED VEHICLE AROUND THIS HOSPITAL.

#108
WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE SULLIVAN STREET CATHOUSE!

#109
WELL, IF IT ISN'T THE SULLIVAN STREET CATHOUSE!

#110
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

#111
DR. KELSO TOLD ME TO STAND HERE

#112
AT EXACTLY 12:05 WITH MY LUNCH,

#113
AT EXACTLY 12:05 WITH MY LUNCH,

#114
BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY.

#115
THANKS, KID.

#116
THANKS, KID.

#117
# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN #

#118
# I CAN'T DO THIS ALL ON MY OWN #

#119
# NO, I'M NO #

#120
# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

#121
# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

#122
# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

#123
# I'M NO SUPERMAN #

#124
(WHISTLES) ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY, GATHER AROUND HERE.

#125
CIRCLE IT UP, WILL YOU? BRING IT IN NICE AND TIGHT.

#126
CIRCLE IT UP, WILL YOU? BRING IT IN NICE AND TIGHT.

#127
LOOK, I KNOW I'M PRETTY QUICK TO POINT OUT

#128
OTHER PEOPLE'S MISTAKES, BUT...

#129
OTHER PEOPLE'S MISTAKES, BUT...

#130
I HAVE A SON NOW, AND I ALSO REALIZE THAT IT'S IMPORTANT

#131
I HAVE A SON NOW, AND I ALSO REALIZE THAT IT'S IMPORTANT

#132
TO RECOGNIZE WHEN SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING RIGHT.

#133
MR. BLAKE, DOWN IN BED 3, CAME IN HERE WITH WHAT SEEMED LIKE

#134
MR. BLAKE, DOWN IN BED 3, CAME IN HERE WITH WHAT SEEMED LIKE

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A BASIC HEART BLOCK,

#136
A BASIC HEART BLOCK,

#137
BUT SOMEONE TOOK THE TIME TO FIND OUT THAT RECENTLY HE'D BEEN CAMPING,

#138
BUT SOMEONE TOOK THE TIME TO FIND OUT THAT RECENTLY HE'D BEEN CAMPING,

#139
AND CORRECTLY DIAGNOSED HIM WITH LYME CARDITIS.

#140
AND CORRECTLY DIAGNOSED HIM WITH LYME CARDITIS.

#141
NOW, I'M SURE SOME OF YOU ARE GONNA THINK THIS IS A SILLY EXERCISE,

#142
NOW, I'M SURE SOME OF YOU ARE GONNA THINK THIS IS A SILLY EXERCISE,

#143
BUT I'D LIKE THAT SOMEONE TO STEP FORWARD

#144
AND STICK YOUR HAND UP IN THE AIR

#145
AND STICK YOUR HAND UP IN THE AIR

#146
SO THAT THE GROUP CAN RECOGNIZE YOUR GREAT GOOD WORK.

#147
SO THAT THE GROUP CAN RECOGNIZE YOUR GREAT GOOD WORK.

#148
THIS--THIS IS NO TIME TO BE MODEST.

#149
COME NOW...

#150
COME NOW...

#151
OH, MY GOD, IT WAS ME!

#152
OH, MY GOD, IT WAS ME!

#153
I DID IT. I'M A GENIUS.

#154
I'M A HUGE BRAIN IN A RIPPED-UP BODY.

#155
I'M A HUGE BRAIN IN A RIPPED-UP BODY.

#156
I AM JESUS H. COX., M.D.

#157
I AM JESUS H. COX., M.D.

#158
STILL I PROBABLY COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT BY MYSELF,

#159
STILL I PROBABLY COULDN'T HAVE DONE IT BY MYSELF,

#160
SO I'D LIKE TO GO AHEAD AND RECOGNIZE SOME OF THE OTHER PLAYERS

#161
WHO WERE INVOLVED.

#162
WHO WERE INVOLVED.

#163
THERE WAS THE INTERN WHO ORIGINALLY MISDIAGNOSED THE PATIENT.

#164
THAT'S ME, DADDY. PUT YOUR HAND DOWN, LONNIE.

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THAT'S ME, DADDY. PUT YOUR HAND DOWN, LONNIE.

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AND THEN THERE WAS THE RESIDENT

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WHO CONFIRMED THAT MISDIAGNOSIS.

#168
WHO CONFIRMED THAT MISDIAGNOSIS.

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IN MY DEFENSE, I WAS UP LATE WATCHING A DESIGNING WOMEN MARATHON.

#170
IN MY DEFENSE, I WAS UP LATE WATCHING A DESIGNING WOMEN MARATHON.

#171
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, THERE WAS THE SURGEON

#172
WHO WANTED TO CRACK OPEN MR. BLAKE'S CHEST

#173
WHO WANTED TO CRACK OPEN MR. BLAKE'S CHEST

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LIKE A WALNUT

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LIKE A WALNUT

#176
AND PUT IN A PACEMAKER THAT HE DIDN'T EVEN NEED.

#177
NOW, HE'S TOO MODEST TO INTRODUCE HIMSELF TO THE GROUP,

#178
NOW, HE'S TOO MODEST TO INTRODUCE HIMSELF TO THE GROUP,

#179
SO I'LL DO THE HONORS.

#180
HE IS SO BLACK, SO BALD,

#181
HE IS SO BLACK, SO BALD,

#182
AND HE CAN'T EAT CUPCAKES BECAUSE HE'S GOT DIABETES.

#183
AND HE CAN'T EAT CUPCAKES BECAUSE HE'S GOT DIABETES.

#184
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, CHRIS TURK.

#185
CAN YOU JUST GET OUT OF HERE

#186
CAN YOU JUST GET OUT OF HERE

#187
SO WE CAN GET BACK TO WORK?

#188
NOT UNTIL PEOPLE START CHANTING MY NAME,

#189
NOT UNTIL PEOPLE START CHANTING MY NAME,

#190
SO THAT I CAN EXIT THE ROOM WITH MY HANDS HELD HIGH ABOVE MY HEAD

#191
SO THAT I CAN EXIT THE ROOM WITH MY HANDS HELD HIGH ABOVE MY HEAD

#192
IN A VICTORIOUS GESTURE. CAPISCE?

#193
SEE, THIS DIAGNOSING MACHINE--

#194
SEE, THIS DIAGNOSING MACHINE--

#195
THIS FABULOUS THING--

#196
WELL, IT RUNS ON PROPS,

#197
SO I'M GOING TO NEED TO HEAR IT. COME NOW.

#198
SO I'M GOING TO NEED TO HEAR IT. COME NOW.

#199
(ALL CHANTING WEAKLY) COX...COX...COX...

#200
(ALL CHANTING WEAKLY) COX...COX...COX...

#201
ME. ME. ME.

#202
ME. ME. ME.

#203
OH, SO ME!

#204
I'VE NEVER CONNECTED WITH A GUY LIKE THIS BEFORE.

#205
I'VE NEVER CONNECTED WITH A GUY LIKE THIS BEFORE.

#206
I MEAN, EVEN THOUGH IT'S ONLY BEEN 2 WEEKS,

#207
I ALREADY FEEL LIKE I KNOW JAKE BETTER THAN I KNOW MYSELF.

#208
I ALREADY FEEL LIKE I KNOW JAKE BETTER THAN I KNOW MYSELF.

#209
WHAT DOES HE DO FOR A LIVING?

#210
I SHOULD KNOW THAT.

#211
WHAT'S THE SEX LIKE?

#212
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT I HAVE SLEPT WITH HIM?

#213
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK THAT I HAVE SLEPT WITH HIM?

#214
FOR STARTERS, YOU'VE KNOWN HIM MORE THAN 10 MINUTES.

#215
YOU ARE A WEIRD AND ANGRY MAN!

#216
YOU ARE A WEIRD AND ANGRY MAN!

#217
(HORN BEEPS SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT INTRO)

#218
(HORN BEEPS SHAVE AND A HAIRCUT INTRO)

#219
TWO BITS.

#220
LOOK, I HAVE JUST BEEN THINKING ABOUT

#221
ALL OF MY RELATIONSHIPS,

#222
AND EVERY TIME ONE HAS POTENTIAL,

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AND EVERY TIME ONE HAS POTENTIAL,

#224
I GO TOO FAST AND RUIN EVERYTHING.

#225
LONG STORY SHORT, JAKE'S NOT GETTIN' ANY.

#226
LONG STORY SHORT, JAKE'S NOT GETTIN' ANY.

#227
OH, PLEASE. YOU'RE 1/2 A GLASS OF WINE AWAY FROM NUDING UP

#228
AND DOING YOUR GO-TO MOVE.

#229
AND DOING YOUR GO-TO MOVE.

#230
WHICH IS? HER ON TOP, EYES CLOSED

#231
YELLING, "DON'T LOOK AT ME! DON'T LOOK AT ME!"

#232
YELLING, "DON'T LOOK AT ME! DON'T LOOK AT ME!"

#233
SEX IS DISGUSTING.

#234
I KNOW, SWEETIE.

#235
I KNOW, SWEETIE.

#236
LOOK...

#237
I AM ATTRACTED TO JAKE,

#238
I AM ATTRACTED TO JAKE,

#239
BUT I'M AN ADULT.

#240
I CAN CONTROL MY URGES.

#241
NO MEANS NO.

#242
NO MEANS NO.

#243
(THUD)

#244
AHEM. GOTTA GO.

#245
AHEM. GOTTA GO.

#246
(DOOR CLOSES)

#247
'NIGHT, ELLIOT.

#248
'NIGHT, ELLIOT.

#249
GOOD NIGHT, JAKE.

#250
I'LL CHECK BACK WITH YOU AFTER I LOOK IN ON A FEW OTHER PATIENTS.

#251
I'LL CHECK BACK WITH YOU AFTER I LOOK IN ON A FEW OTHER PATIENTS.

#252
MR. EVANS!

#253
WHAT THE HELL?

#254
WHAT THE HELL?

#255
4, PLEASE.

#256
TRY NOT TO BREATHE ON THE CHROME, LURCH.

#257
TRY NOT TO BREATHE ON THE CHROME, LURCH.

#258
(HONKS HORN)

#259
OUT OF MY WAY, MINIONS.

#260
HEY, KID, YOU MIGHT WANT TO PICK UP A PAMPHLET

#261
HEY, KID, YOU MIGHT WANT TO PICK UP A PAMPHLET

#262
ON THAT NEW THING CALLED CHEWING.

#263
HEY, CAN I GET-- (CAR ALARM CHIRPS)

#264
ONE SECOND.

#265
ALL: COX! COX! COX! COX! COX! COX! COX!

#266
ALL: COX! COX! COX! COX! COX! COX! COX!

#267
I EAT HERE ALL THE TIME.

#268
I EAT HERE ALL THE TIME.

#269
OH, YEAH.

#270
(MAN CHOKING)

#271
(MAN CHOKING)

#272
GUY'S CHOKING!

#273
I CAN'T CLEAR HIS AIRWAY. CALL 911!

#274
I CAN'T CLEAR HIS AIRWAY. CALL 911!

#275
LET'S GO! HE'LL BE BRAIN DEAD BY--

#276
I'M GONNA DO AN EMERGENCY TRACH.

#277
LET ME GET A KNIFE!

#278
LET ME GET A KNIFE!

#279
A CLEAN KNIFE!

#280
AND CAN I GET A NUMBER 2, NO SOUR CREAM?

#281
AND CAN I GET A NUMBER 2, NO SOUR CREAM?

#282
HEY, NOW, GREAT WORK BACK THERE, GANDHI.

#283
HEY, NOW, GREAT WORK BACK THERE, GANDHI.

#284
WHAT A STORY, HUH?

#285
BLOOD, BRAVERY, ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS--

#286
BLOOD, BRAVERY, ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS--

#287
IT HAD IT ALL.

#288
HELL, WHEN YOU TELL CARLA ABOUT THIS,

#289
THE NEXT TIME YOU TWO HAVE SEX,

#290
THE NEXT TIME YOU TWO HAVE SEX,

#291
THERE'S A SLIGHT CHANCE THAT SHE ACTUALLY JUST MIGHT THINK ABOUT YOU.

#292
THERE'S A SLIGHT CHANCE THAT SHE ACTUALLY JUST MIGHT THINK ABOUT YOU.

#293
PERRY, PERRY, PERRY,

#294
YOU KNOW WHAT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN US IS?

#295
YOU KNOW WHAT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN US IS?

#296
WELL, BESIDES THE FACT THE I CAN CARRY A CONVERSATION

#297
WITHOUT CHECKING MY OWN REFLECTION EVERY 5 SECONDS?

#298
WITHOUT CHECKING MY OWN REFLECTION EVERY 5 SECONDS?

#299
I'M SORRY.

#300
I GET LOST IN MY EYES.

#301
I GET LOST IN MY EYES.

#302
ANYWAY, I'M NOT GONNA TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS

#303
BECAUSE UNLIKE YOU...

#304
BECAUSE UNLIKE YOU...

#305
(POP)

#306
UNLIKE YOU, I GOT INTO MEDICINE TO HELP PEOPLE,

#307
UNLIKE YOU, I GOT INTO MEDICINE TO HELP PEOPLE,

#308
NOT FOR MY OWN PERSONAL GLORY.

#309
YEAH. NOW THAT'S JUST A LOAD OF CRAP.

#310
YEAH. NOW THAT'S JUST A LOAD OF CRAP.

#311
TURNS OUT THE ONLY REASON ANYBODY EVER DOES ANYTHING

#312
IS TO FEED THE EGO,

#313
IS TO FEED THE EGO,

#314
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT WE ARE-- EGO MONSTERS.

#315
MARK MY WORDS--

#316
MARK MY WORDS--

#317
EVENTUALLY YOU WILL TELL PEOPLE WHAT YOU DID.

#318
OH, WE'LL SEE.

#319
OH, WE'LL SEE.

#320
YEAH, WE'LL SEE.

#321
YEAH. WE WILL SEE.

#322
WE WILL SO SEE!

#323
WANT TO CALL IT?

#324
WANT TO CALL IT?

#325
THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD IDEA.

#326
SEE YOU LATER.

#327
I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH LONGER I CAN AVOID SLEEPING WITH JAKE, MAN.

#328
IT'S EASY. IF YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF

#329
IT'S EASY. IF YOU EVER FIND YOURSELF

#330
IN A ROMANTIC SITUATION,

#331
JUST DO SOMETHING THAT'S A COMPLETE TURN-OFF.

#332
JUST DO SOMETHING THAT'S A COMPLETE TURN-OFF.

#333
YOU KNOW, LIKE HOW YOU CAN SWALLOW YOUR WHOLE FIST.

#334
HUH.

#335
(MURMURING) NO WAY! SHE CAN'T DO THAT!

#336
(MURMURING) NO WAY! SHE CAN'T DO THAT!

#337
CALM DOWN, BOYS. LET ME JUST ASK.

#338
CALM DOWN, BOYS. LET ME JUST ASK.

#339
CAN YOU REALLY SWALLOW YOUR WHOLE FIST?

#340
CAN YOU REALLY SWALLOW YOUR WHOLE FIST?

#341
YEAH. ALL: OOH...

#342
SHH...DON'T RUIN IT.

#343
MEN ARE TWISTED.

#344
(SIGHS) DO YOU GUYS HAVE ANY OTHER IDEAS?

#345
(SIGHS) DO YOU GUYS HAVE ANY OTHER IDEAS?

#346
YOU KNOW WHAT? I REALLY DON'T HAVE TIME

#347
TO BE DEALING WITH YOUR LITTLE SEX PICKLE.

#348
REALLY? SHE SPENT 2 YEARS DEALING WITH YOURS.

#349
HA!

#350
I HATE THAT THING.

#351
I HATE THAT THING.

#352
SIR, YOU PROBABLY HAVEN'T NOTICED THIS,

#353
BUT THE FLOORS AROUND HERE ARE SO CLEAN

#354
BUT THE FLOORS AROUND HERE ARE SO CLEAN

#355
YOU CAN SEE YOURSELF IN THEM.

#356
HMM...WHY YOU HANDSOME SONG OF A GUN!

#357
HMM...WHY YOU HANDSOME SONG OF A GUN!

#358
HAVE YOU LOOKED AT ME LATELY, FELLAS?

#359
HAVE YOU LOOKED AT ME LATELY, FELLAS?

#360
OH, BELLISIMO!

#361
OH, BELLISIMO!

#362
I KNOW WE HAVEN'T TAKEN CARE OF THAT WHOLE ASBESTOS THING

#363
FROM THE NINETIES,

#364
AND I KNOW SOME TOILETS FLUSH UPWARD...

#365
AND I KNOW SOME TOILETS FLUSH UPWARD...

#366
GET TO THE POINT. MY BATTERY POWER IS RUNNING LOW.

#367
GET TO THE POINT. MY BATTERY POWER IS RUNNING LOW.

#368
THE ONE THING THAT I'M PROUD OF

#369
IS THAT THESE FLOORS ARE SO CLEAN

#370
YOU COULD EAT OFF OF 'EM.

#371
WHY IS THAT?

#372
IF YOU'RE GOING TO THROW FOOD ON THE FLOOR,

#373
YOU CAN JUST EAT THERE FROM NOW ON.

#374
YOU CAN JUST EAT THERE FROM NOW ON.

#375
SOUP NIGHT WAS THE WORST.

#376
SOUP NIGHT WAS THE WORST.

#377
ALL-RIGHTY. POINT PROVING TIME.

#378
ALL-RIGHTY. POINT PROVING TIME.

#379
CARLA, I ASSUME TUBBY HUBBY HERE TOLD YOU ALL ABOUT

#380
WHAT HAPPENED AT THE TACO STAND.

#381
WHAT HAPPENED AT THE TACO STAND.

#382
PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T TRY TO GET FREE GUACAMOLE AGAIN

#383
PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T TRY TO GET FREE GUACAMOLE AGAIN

#384
BY TELLING THEM YOU WERE MARRIED TO ONE OF THEIR PEOPLE.

#385
NO, I DID NOT!

#386
NO, I DID NOT!

#387
BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE THE NEED TO MAKE EVERYTHING ABOUT ME.

#388
SEE, I'M NOT THAT PATHETIC.

#389
SEE, I'M NOT THAT PATHETIC.

#390
SO WHAT DID HAPPEN AT THE TACO STAND?

#391
OH...

#392
OH...

#393
J.D.: (NARRATING) THERE ARE CERTAIN PEOPLE IN LIFE

#394
WHO KNOW HOW TO PUSH YOUR BUTTONS...

#395
A GUY STARTED CHOKING SO NATURALLY I SPRUNG INTO ACTION

#396
A GUY STARTED CHOKING SO NATURALLY I SPRUNG INTO ACTION

#397
AND GAVE HIM AN EMERGENCY TRACH.

#398
AND GAVE HIM AN EMERGENCY TRACH.

#399
(GASPS)

#400
YEAH.

#401
J.D.: (NARRATING) SO IT'S IMPORTANT TO HAVE A PLAN

#402
J.D.: (NARRATING) SO IT'S IMPORTANT TO HAVE A PLAN

#403
TO DEAL WITH IT,

#404
EVEN IF IT MEANS NEVER BEING ALONE WITH SOMEONE.

#405
WOW, THIS BODY HEAT'S A SEXY MOVIE, HUH?

#406
WOW, THIS BODY HEAT'S A SEXY MOVIE, HUH?

#407
MMM, DOESN'T KATHLEEN TURNER

#408
HAVE DYNAMITE NERPS?

#409
HAVE DYNAMITE NERPS?

#410
YEAH.

#411
J.D.: (NARRATING) OF COURSE, IF THAT PERSON IS STUBBORN,

#412
J.D.: (NARRATING) OF COURSE, IF THAT PERSON IS STUBBORN,

#413
THERE'S NOT MUCH YOU CAN DO.

#414
I'M SORRY, SON. I'D LOVE TO HELP YOU OUT,

#415
I'M SORRY, SON. I'D LOVE TO HELP YOU OUT,

#416
BUT I COULD GIVE A HORSE'S PATOOTIE ABOUT YOUR FLOORS.

#417
MY FLOORS ARE MY CHILDREN!

#418
MY FLOORS ARE MY CHILDREN!

#419
I'VE GIVEN THEM NAMES!

#420
I'VE GIVEN THEM NAMES!

#421
J.D.: (NARRATING) THE KEY IS TO FIGURE OUT A WAY

#422
TO NOT LET THEM GET THE BEST OF YOU.

#423
TO NOT LET THEM GET THE BEST OF YOU.

#424
HONESTLY, IT WAS LIKE DEATH AND I

#425
HAD A STARING MATCH

#426
AND, WELL, DEATH BLINKED.

#427
AND, WELL, DEATH BLINKED.

#428
ALL OF YOU KNOW I'M NOT ONE TO TOOT MY OWN HORN,

#429
ALL OF YOU KNOW I'M NOT ONE TO TOOT MY OWN HORN,

#430
BUT...

#431
BEEP BEEP.

#432
BEEP BEEP.

#433
OK, THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! THAT'S IT!

#434
OK, THAT'S IT! THAT'S IT! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE! THAT'S IT!

#435
I SAVED THE GUY, PEOPLE. DEATH BLINKED AT ME!

#436
I SAVED THE GUY, PEOPLE. DEATH BLINKED AT ME!

#437
YOU GOT THAT? HE BLINKED AT ME!

#438
OK?! YEAH-HA-HA-HA!

#439
OK?! YEAH-HA-HA-HA!

#440
OH, DOESN'T THAT FEEL SO MUCH BETTER?

#441
OH, DOESN'T THAT FEEL SO MUCH BETTER?

#442
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU.

#443
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU.

#444
WELL STRUCK.

#445
SO, SO VERY PROUD.

#446
OH, YES.

#447
OH, YES.

#448
(INTRO TO THE WILLIAM TELL OVERTURE PLAYING)

#449
AND IT'S JUST THE WAY I CALLED IT.

#450
AND IT'S JUST THE WAY I CALLED IT.

#451
GRANDPA GOATEE TO WIN, PEE PANTS TO PLACE,

#452
AND WRONG-WAY WALLY NOT TO FINISH.

#453
AND WRONG-WAY WALLY NOT TO FINISH.

#454
HE DOES HAVE GLAUCOMA.

#455
WELL, I SHOULD HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT!

#456
WELL, I SHOULD HAVE BEEN TOLD THAT!

#457
IT WOULDN'T HAVE MATTERED, JORDAN.

#458
YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE I AM ALWAYS RIGHT.

#459
YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE I AM ALWAYS RIGHT.

#460
IT'S SOMETHING MY--

#461
MY OLD PAL GANDHI HERE KNOWS A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT

#462
MY OLD PAL GANDHI HERE KNOWS A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT

#463
BECAUSE YOU SEE, WE ARE BOTH EGOTISTICAL PEAS

#464
IN A GIANT NARCISSISTIC POD.

#465
IN A GIANT NARCISSISTIC POD.

#466
AND TO PROVE MY POINT,

#467
I AM GOING TO GO AHEAD AND MAKE AN UNNECESSARILY SHOWY

#468
I AM GOING TO GO AHEAD AND MAKE AN UNNECESSARILY SHOWY

#469
BUT UNDENIABLY IMPRESSIVE EXIT.

#470
BUT UNDENIABLY IMPRESSIVE EXIT.

#471
ROPE TIME, GANDHI.

#472
ROPE TIME, GANDHI.

#473
FEEL IT. I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

#474
I WOULD SO MOCK HIM RIGHT NOW

#475
I WOULD SO MOCK HIM RIGHT NOW

#476
IF I WASN'T SO TURNED ON.

#477
IF I WASN'T SO TURNED ON.

#478
I'M NOT LIKE THAT, AM I?

#479
ACTUALLY, TURK, YOU ARE SLIGHTLY COXISH.

#480
ACTUALLY, TURK, YOU ARE SLIGHTLY COXISH.

#481
YEAH. I MEAN, THE WAY YOU DO THAT STUPID VICTORY DANCE

#482
YEAH. I MEAN, THE WAY YOU DO THAT STUPID VICTORY DANCE

#483
EVERY TIME YOU WIN THE SLIGHTEST ARGUMENT.

#484
NO, I DON'T.

#485
MAYBE NOT.

#486
MAYBE NOT.

#487
YOU KNOW, TURK, YOU WERE RIGHT.

#488
NEXT YEAR IS NOT A LEAP YEAR.

#489
NEXT YEAR IS NOT A LEAP YEAR.

#490
# OOH #

#491
# OHH, OOH, OOH #

#492
# OHH, OOH, OOH #

#493
DAMN IT!

#494
DAMN IT!

#495
THANKS FOR GIVING ME A RIDE TO WORK.

#496
THANKS FOR GIVING ME A RIDE TO WORK.

#497
I HOPE YOU DIDN'T MIND J.D. TAGGING ALONG.

#498
UH-UH. MAYBE NEXT TIME WE'LL LET YOU SIT UP FRONT.

#499
UH-UH. MAYBE NEXT TIME WE'LL LET YOU SIT UP FRONT.

#500
WELL, MAYBE NEXT TIME SHE'LL YELL "SHOTGUN" A LITTLE FASTER.

#501
BYE. BYE.

#502
BYE. BYE.

#503
ELLIOT, YOU CAN'T KEEP TAKING J.D. EVERYWHERE YOU GO.

#504
ELLIOT, YOU CAN'T KEEP TAKING J.D. EVERYWHERE YOU GO.

#505
SOONER OR LATER YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TRUST YOURSELF.

#506
NO, I WON'T, CARLA.

#507
NO, I WON'T, CARLA.

#508
THE SYSTEM IS WORKING. TRUST ME.

#509
I WILL NOT BE HAVING SEX WITH JAKE ANYTIME SOON.

#510
I WILL NOT BE HAVING SEX WITH JAKE ANYTIME SOON.

#511
THAT SEEMS LIKE A STRANGE THING

#512
TO ANNOUNCE TO YOUR FRIENDS.

#513
TO ANNOUNCE TO YOUR FRIENDS.

#514
OH...

#515
I JUST CAME BACK TO GET MY KEYS.

#516
(THINKING) THIS IS SO AWKWARD.

#517
(THINKING) THIS IS SO AWKWARD.

#518
LOOK AWAY. LOOK AWAY!

#519
LOOK AWAY. LOOK AWAY!

#520
ALL YOUR REFERENCES CHECKED OUT.

#521
I NEVER GAVE YOU ANY REFERENCES.

#522
I NEVER GAVE YOU ANY REFERENCES.

#523
WHERE THE HELL'S MY RASCAL?

#524
(BEEP BEEP)

#525
HOW DO YOU LIKE MY NEW FLOOR WAXER?

#526
THAT'S NOT YOURS!

#527
THAT'S MY CAR THING.

#528
YOU JUST PAINTED IT!

#529
I DID NOT.

#530
YOU'VE GOT GREEN PAINT ON YOUR FACE.

#531
YOU'VE GOT GREEN PAINT ON YOUR FACE.

#532
I DO N--WELL.... THAT'S NOT PAINT.

#533
THAT'S PUDDING.

#534
THAT'S PUDDING.

#535
YOU KNOW WHAT? EVEN IF THIS WAS THE RASCAL

#536
YOU WERE RIDING AROUND,

#537
YOU WERE RIDING AROUND,

#538
YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING.

#539
AND IT'S NO GOOD TO HIDE IT FROM ME

#540
'CAUSE I GOT KEYS TO EVERYTHING.

#541
'CAUSE I GOT KEYS TO EVERYTHING.

#542
EXCEPT THE THIRD FLOOR MENTAL WARD.

#543
SOMEONE STOLE THAT ONE.

#544
WAS HE SMOKING A GAVEL?

#545
WAS HE SMOKING A GAVEL?

#546
SEEMED TO BE.

#547
WELL, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE WORK TO DO--

#548
WELL, IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME, I HAVE WORK TO DO--

#549
FLOORS TO WAX!

#550
FLOORS TO WAX.

#551
(ALARM SOUNDING)

#552
(ALARM SOUNDING)

#553
WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE MY GALLBLADDER TAKEN OUT?

#554
WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE MY GALLBLADDER TAKEN OUT?

#555
BECAUSE, MR. HOFFNER, YOU HAVE GALLSTONES.

#556
BECAUSE, MR. HOFFNER, YOU HAVE GALLSTONES.

#557
WHY DO I HAVE GALLSTONES?

#558
DID YOU POSSIBLY EAT A LARGE GALL-BOULDER

#559
DID YOU POSSIBLY EAT A LARGE GALL-BOULDER

#560
AND THEN FALL ON YOUR STOMACH?

#561
DO I NEED MY GALLBLADDER?

#562
DO I NEED MY GALLBLADDER?

#563
OH, MY GOD. IT IS A COMPLETELY USELESS ORGAN.

#564
OH, WAIT A MINUTE, THAT'S NOT COMPLETELY TRUE.

#565
OH, WAIT A MINUTE, THAT'S NOT COMPLETELY TRUE.

#566
HERE, IT TURNS OUT WE COULD REMOVE IT

#567
AND THEN JAM IT IN YOUR MOUTH

#568
AND THEN JAM IT IN YOUR MOUTH

#569
TO KEEP YOU FROM ASKING THE SAME QUESTION

#570
WE'VE BEEN GOING OVER FOR 3 STRAIGHT DAYS.

#571
WE'VE BEEN GOING OVER FOR 3 STRAIGHT DAYS.

#572
NOW, COME ON. WE'RE BOTH IN A POSITION TO GET SOME GOOD NEWS HERE.

#573
YOU'RE GONNA FEEL BETTER, AND I'M GONNA GET THE WORLD'S MOST ANNOYING PATIENT

#574
YOU'RE GONNA FEEL BETTER, AND I'M GONNA GET THE WORLD'S MOST ANNOYING PATIENT

#575
THE HELL OUT OF MY HAIR.

#576
PLUS, YOU'RE IN A BONUS SITUATION.

#577
PLUS, YOU'RE IN A BONUS SITUATION.

#578
I HAND-PICKED THE SURGEON THAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE TORTURING.

#579
I HAND-PICKED THE SURGEON THAT YOU'RE GOING TO BE TORTURING.

#580
HERE HE IS NOW.

#581
IS THIS THE GALLBLADDER GUY?

#582
DO I NEED MY GALLBLADDER?

#583
DO I NEED MY GALLBLADDER?

#584
ENJOY.

#585
ENJOY.

#586
(SIGHS)

#587
I'M GIVING UP ON MEN.

#588
JUST CALL HIM. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.

#589
JUST CALL HIM. YOU CAN'T MAKE ME.

#590
WELL, UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU, I HAPPEN TO KNOW

#591
THAT THE GUY YOU'RE DATING IS ALWAYS

#592
THAT THE GUY YOU'RE DATING IS ALWAYS

#593
UNDER SPEED DIAL NUMBER ONE.

#594
(RING) MAN ON PHONE: CONSTIPATION HOTLINE.

#595
(RING) MAN ON PHONE: CONSTIPATION HOTLINE.

#596
2 IS YOUR CURRENT BOYFRIEND.

#597
(RING) JAKE: HELLO?

#598
FRICK!

#599
FRICK!

#600
LISTEN, JAKE...

#601
LOOK, IT'S NOT THAT I'M NEVER GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU.

#602
I'M GOING TO, AND BELIEVE ME,

#603
I'M GOING TO, AND BELIEVE ME,

#604
WHEN I AM ON TOP WITH MY EYES CLOSED AND SCREAMING,

#605
YOU'RE GONNA BE HAPPY YOU WAITED.

#606
YOU'RE GONNA BE HAPPY YOU WAITED.

#607
OK, I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND TAKE YOU OFF SPEAKER PHONE.

#608
OK, I'M GONNA GO AHEAD AND TAKE YOU OFF SPEAKER PHONE.

#609
(CLICK) HI.

#610
SO, ARE YOU A GOOD SURGEON?

#611
SO, ARE YOU A GOOD SURGEON?

#612
I'M CAPABLE.

#613
I'M CAPABLE.

#614
CAPABLE. I'M NOT SURE I WANT THE SURGERY.

#615
GANDHI...A WORD.

#616
GANDHI...A WORD.

#617
LOOK, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING IN THERE.

#618
LOOK, I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING IN THERE.

#619
YOU THINK THAT IF YOU ACT LIKE DR. SAD SACK

#620
THAT THE PATIENT'S GONNA OPT OUT OF SURGERY,

#621
THAT THE PATIENT'S GONNA OPT OUT OF SURGERY,

#622
AND I'LL HAVE TO SPEND YET ANOTHER WEEK

#623
WITH A MAN WHO HAS SUCH AN UNNATURAL ATTACHMENT TO HIS GALLBLADDER

#624
WITH A MAN WHO HAS SUCH AN UNNATURAL ATTACHMENT TO HIS GALLBLADDER

#625
THAT, LEFT TO HIS OWN DEVICES,

#626
HE WOULD RENT A MOTEL ROOM AND HAVE SEX WITH IT.

#627
HE WOULD RENT A MOTEL ROOM AND HAVE SEX WITH IT.

#628
NOW, COME ON. I NEED YOU TO SLING THAT

#629
"I'M GONNA GET FREAKY-DEEKY WITH MY...CHISEL...

#630
"I'M GONNA GET FREAKY-DEEKY WITH MY...CHISEL...

#631
"AND--AND SWIZZLE UP THE DIZZLE

#632
"AND--AND SWIZZLE UP THE DIZZLE

#633
FOR MY...BEE-AI-ITCH..."

#634
STUFF THAT YOU KNOW YOU DO SO WELL.

#635
STUFF THAT YOU KNOW YOU DO SO WELL.

#636
SORRY, I'M NOT THAT GUY ANYMORE.

#637
SORRY, I'M NOT THAT GUY ANYMORE.

#638
ARE YOU SURE I DON'T NEED MY GALLBLADDER?

#639
ARE YOU SURE I DON'T NEED MY GALLBLADDER?

#640
OH...DEAR...LORD.

#641
OH...DEAR...LORD.

#642
LOOK, THE REASON I'VE BEEN ACTING SO WEIRD

#643
LOOK, THE REASON I'VE BEEN ACTING SO WEIRD

#644
AND HAVING MY FRIENDS HANG AROUND US ALL THE TIME

#645
IS BECAUSE I REALLY THINK

#646
IS BECAUSE I REALLY THINK

#647
THAT WE HAVE A SHOT FOR SOMETHING GREAT,

#648
AND I DIDN'T WANT TO GO AND RUIN IT

#649
BY SLEEPING WITH YOU TOO FAST.

#650
I MEAN, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?

#651
I MEAN, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?

#652
WELL, YOU--YOU COULD HAVE JUST TOLD ME THAT.

#653
WELL, YOU--YOU COULD HAVE JUST TOLD ME THAT.

#654
YES, BUT YOU'RE FORGETTING I'M A CRAZY PERSON.

#655
ELLIOT, PLEASE. LOOK, EVERYBODY HAS THEIR STUFF.

#656
ELLIOT, PLEASE. LOOK, EVERYBODY HAS THEIR STUFF.

#657
LIKE ME. I'M AN EMOTIONAL PERSON.

#658
I'VE ALWAYS HAD TROUBLE EXPRESSING IT.

#659
I'VE ALWAYS HAD TROUBLE EXPRESSING IT.

#660
HERE, TELL ME--TELL ME YOU LIKE MY SHIRT.

#661
HERE, TELL ME--TELL ME YOU LIKE MY SHIRT.

#662
I LIKE YOUR SHIRT.

#663
COOL.

#664
OK, NOW TELL ME MY CHILDHOOD DOG BUSTER

#665
OK, NOW TELL ME MY CHILDHOOD DOG BUSTER

#666
WAS NEVER PUT DOWN,

#667
WAS NEVER PUT DOWN,

#668
AND WE'RE GONNA BE REUNITED THIS WEEKEND. YOU CAN PARAPHRASE.

#669
AND WE'RE GONNA BE REUNITED THIS WEEKEND. YOU CAN PARAPHRASE.

#670
UH, BUSTER'S COMING HOME.

#671
COOL.

#672
COOL.

#673
(LAUGHS) SEE?

#674
YOU SEE, THERE'S NO DIFFERENCE,

#675
AND BUSTER MEANT THE WORLD TO ME.

#676
AND BUSTER MEANT THE WORLD TO ME.

#677
I REALLY LIKE YOU, ELLIOT, BUT I'M AN ADULT.

#678
I WANT THIS TO BE AN ADULT RELATIONSHIP.

#679
I WANT THIS TO BE AN ADULT RELATIONSHIP.

#680
IF YOU WANT TO BE PATIENT AND NOT HAVE SEX RIGHT AWAY,

#681
IF YOU WANT TO BE PATIENT AND NOT HAVE SEX RIGHT AWAY,

#682
THEN THAT'S FINE...

#683
BECAUSE I THINK WE HAVE A CHANCE OR SOMETHING GREAT, TOO.

#684
BECAUSE I THINK WE HAVE A CHANCE OR SOMETHING GREAT, TOO.

#685
I WANT YOU SO BAD RIGHT NOW.

#686
I WANT YOU SO BAD RIGHT NOW.

#687
COOL.

#688
GUESS I SHOULD GET GOIN'.

#689
YOU PAGED ME IN THE MIDDLE OF A BUSY DAY.

#690
THIS BETTER BE IMPORTANT.

#691
THIS BETTER BE IMPORTANT.

#692
WHAT WERE YOU DOING?

#693
SLEEPING IN A MOP CLOSET.

#694
YOU FORCED ME TO DO THIS.

#695
YOU FORCED ME TO DO THIS.

#696
EITHER WE FIGURE OUT A WAY TO SHARE THE RASCAL

#697
EITHER WE FIGURE OUT A WAY TO SHARE THE RASCAL

#698
OR NEITHER ONE OF US GETS IT.

#699
IT'S YOUR MOVE.

#700
YOU'VE GOT ABOUT 8 SECONDS

#701
YOU'VE GOT ABOUT 8 SECONDS

#702
BEFORE THIS THING BECOMES A PILE OF RUBBLE.

#703
5 SECONDS.

#704
5 SECONDS.

#705
COME ON. THIS IS GONNA HURT YOU

#706
MORE THAN IT HURTS ME.

#707
I DOUBT IT.

#708
I DOUBT IT.

#709
YOU MOVED MY CAR THERE, DIDN'T YOU?

#710
YOU MOVED MY CAR THERE, DIDN'T YOU?

#711
LIKE I SAID... A KEY TO EVERYTHING.

#712
LIKE I SAID... A KEY TO EVERYTHING.

#713
WHOOPS.

#714
I KNOW IT SOUNDS CORNY,

#715
BUT WE REALLY MADE A BIG DIFFERENCE

#716
BUT WE REALLY MADE A BIG DIFFERENCE

#717
IN THAT PERSON'S LIFE IN THERE.

#718
I HOPE SHE DIGS HER NEW CANS.

#719
I HOPE SHE DIGS HER NEW CANS.

#720
YOU DID GREAT WORK.

#721
YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT ABOUT ME.

#722
YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT ABOUT ME.

#723
ASSISTED 5. I'LL TAKE IT.

#724
WALK WITH ME.

#725
WALK WITH ME.

#726
I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT YOU, OF ALL PEOPLE,

#727
ARE THE ONE I HAVE TO TELL THIS TO.

#728
EGO IS GOOD, YA DUMBASS.

#729
EGO IS GOOD, YA DUMBASS.

#730
IT'S THE REASON THAT GUY WANTS YOU TO BE HIS SURGEON,

#731
IT'S THE REASON THAT GUY WANTS YOU TO BE HIS SURGEON,

#732
IT'S THE REASON THAT SHE IS BORDERLINE ATTRACTED TO YOU,

#733
AND IT'S THE REASON THAT SHE SO DESPERATELY WANTS TO MARRY YOU.

#734
AND IT'S THE REASON THAT SHE SO DESPERATELY WANTS TO MARRY YOU.

#735
PAGE ME WHEN YOU'RE HEADED HOME. (SNAPS FINGERS)

#736
BOTTOM LINE, IN MEDICINE,

#737
1/2 OF PULLING IT OFF IS BELIEVING YOU'RE THE BIGGEST, SMARTEST

#738
1/2 OF PULLING IT OFF IS BELIEVING YOU'RE THE BIGGEST, SMARTEST

#739
BADASS OF A DOCTOR TO EVER WALK THESE HALLS.

#740
YOU WANT TO SEE HOW YOU END UP

#741
IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE THAT?

#742
(STRAINING, GRUNTING)

#743
(STRAINING, GRUNTING)

#744
I DON'T KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED AGAIN, BUT IT DID.

#745
I DON'T KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED AGAIN, BUT IT DID.

#746
J.D.: (NARRATING) AS I GANGSTA-LEANED DOWN THE HALLWAY

#747
J.D.: (NARRATING) AS I GANGSTA-LEANED DOWN THE HALLWAY

#748
IN THE RAD NEW WHEELS I FOUND BY THE DUMPSTER,

#749
I COULDN'T HELP BUT THINK HOW EGO AFFECTS EVERYTHING.

#750
I COULDN'T HELP BUT THINK HOW EGO AFFECTS EVERYTHING.

#751
(ELECTRICITY BUZZES)

#752
(ELECTRICITY BUZZES)

#753
J.D.: (NARRATING) WITHOUT A HEALTHY DOSE OF IT,

#754
YOU CAN'T TRUST YOURSELF TO DO WHAT YOU REALLY WANT.

#755
YOU CAN'T TRUST YOURSELF TO DO WHAT YOU REALLY WANT.

#756
I DON'T THINK THAT WE'RE GOING TOO QUICK AT ALL.

#757
BY THE WAY, WHAT DO YOU DO?

#758
BY THE WAY, WHAT DO YOU DO?

#759
I MAKE AND DISTRIBUTE HUNGARIAN PORNOGRAPHY.

#760
OH...

#761
OH...

#762
I'M A REAL ESTATE DEVELOPER.

#763
OH, THANK GOD.

#764
OH, THANK GOD.

#765
J.D.: (NARRATING) OF COURSE, WITH TOO MUCH EGO

#766
YOU CAN END UP LOSING SOMETHING YOU WISH YOU STILL HAD.

#767
YOU CAN END UP LOSING SOMETHING YOU WISH YOU STILL HAD.

#768
(TIRES SQUEAK)

#769
YOU OK?

#770
I'M NOT USED TO WALKING FROM MY OFFICE

#771
I'M NOT USED TO WALKING FROM MY OFFICE

#772
TO THE NURSES STATION.

#773
J.D.: (NARRATING) BUT WITH THE RIGHT AMOUNT,

#774
J.D.: (NARRATING) BUT WITH THE RIGHT AMOUNT,

#775
NOTHING CAN GET IN YOUR WAY.

#776
I AM GOING TO YANK THAT GALLBLADDER OUT OF YOU SO FAST

#777
I AM GOING TO YANK THAT GALLBLADDER OUT OF YOU SO FAST

#778
THAT YOUR SPLEEN IS GONNA SAY TO YOUR KIDNEY,

#779
"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO FRANK?!"

#780
"WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO FRANK?!"

#781
THAT'S RIGHT, YOUR KIDNEY NAMED YOUR GALLBLADDER FRANK.

#782
THAT'S RIGHT, YOUR KIDNEY NAMED YOUR GALLBLADDER FRANK.

#783
I DON'T WANT YOU TO WORRY ABOUT THIS ANOTHER SECOND,

#784
MR. HOFFNER, OK? 'CAUSE I'M THE MAN!

#785
MR. HOFFNER, OK? 'CAUSE I'M THE MAN!

#786
I AM THE MAN.

#787
(HONKS HORN)

#788
(HONKS HORN)

#789
OH...LOOK AT YOU! HA HA!

#790
(HONKS HORN)

#791
HIGH 5. YEOWW!

#792
HIGH 5. YEOWW!

#793
HA HA HA HA HA HA!

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