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Season 2, Episode 1 — My Overkill

#1
'Yesterday seemed like it would be a good day. Then it happened.'

#3
-Hey, everyone! -Brace yourself there, newbie.

#4
-Hey, everyone! -Brace yourself there, newbie.

#5
-Carla, my ex-husband is in love with you.

#6
-Carla, my ex-husband is in love with you.

#7
It's true. Ask your boyfriend - he knows.

#8
He and Perry talk about it all the time. Oh, and Bob,

#9
He and Perry talk about it all the time. Oh, and Bob,

#10
tell Perry the promotion you're making him jump through hoops for

#11
tell Perry the promotion you're making him jump through hoops for

#12
was filled months ago.

#13
was filled months ago.

#14
Which brings us to Twinky. Have the courage to tell your "colleague",

#15
Which brings us to Twinky. Have the courage to tell your "colleague",

#16
Dr Dorian, you're crazy about him

#17
Dr Dorian, you're crazy about him

#18
or I'll do it for you cos that's what friends do.

#19
or I'll do it for you cos that's what friends do.

#20
And finally, Perry.

#21
You won't believe what happened the first time I met your protege here.

#22
You won't believe what happened the first time I met your protege here.

#23
You won't believe what happened the first time I met your protege here.

#24
-No-o-o-o!

#25
-I slept with him and it was good.

#26
-I slept with him and it was good.

#27
Oh, bye!

#28
Oh, bye!

#29
'Call it wishful thinking, -but I couldn't shake this feeling

#30
'Call it wishful thinking, -but I couldn't shake this feeling

#31
that this was nothing more than a bad dream.'

#32
(SIGHS) -Good morning, tiger!

#33
'Of course, I've been wrong before.'

#34
'Of course, I've been wrong before.'

#35
You let a woman kick you out your own bed! -You're so cranky in the morning.

#36
You let a woman kick you out your own bed! -You're so cranky in the morning.

#37
-You said we'd sleep head to foot. -The naughty bits are still in the middle.

#38
-You said we'd sleep head to foot. -The naughty bits are still in the middle.

#39
-But with the head to foot alignment, they can't lock in.

#40
-But with the head to foot alignment, they can't lock in.

#41
-Could you be more homophobic? (GROANS) I'm not.

#42
-Could you be more homophobic? (GROANS) I'm not.

#43
(WHOOSH!) Ready to go?

#44
(WHOOSH!) Ready to go?

#45
Morning, boy.

#46
Morning, boy.

#47
-I can't remember the last time I was in this foul a mood.

#48
-I can't remember the last time I was in this foul a mood.

#49
-Rowdy, no. -Is that supposed to cheer me up?

#50
-Rowdy, no. -Is that supposed to cheer me up?

#51
Who would laugh at that? -Yeah, Rowdy, hit that! (LAUGHS)

#52
Who would laugh at that? -Yeah, Rowdy, hit that! (LAUGHS)

#53
-I'm outta here. -Babe!

#54
-I'm outta here. -Babe!

#55
(SIGHS) I hate it that everything's -so messed up between all of us here.

#56
(SIGHS) I hate it that everything's -so messed up between all of us here.

#57
(SIGHS) I hate it that everything's -so messed up between all of us here.

#58
-Just remember what I said to you this morning in bed.

#59
-I had my shoes on, it would have been impossible to lock in.

#60
-I had my shoes on, it would have been impossible to lock in.

#61
-I had my shoes on, it would have been impossible to lock in.

#62
-Everything's gonna be fine, OK? Just be cool. -I'm cool, I'm cool.

#63
-Everything's gonna be fine, OK? Just be cool. -I'm cool, I'm cool.

#64
# I can't get to sleep

#65
# I think about the implications

#66
'What?' # I'm diving in too deep

#67
'What?' # I'm diving in too deep

#68
# And possibly the complications

#69
# And possibly the complications

#70
# Especially at night

#71
# Especially at night

#72
-Hey. # I worry over situations

#73
-Hey. # I worry over situations

#74
# I know we'll be alright

#75
# I know we'll be alright

#76
# Perhaps it's just imagination (SQUEAKS)

#77
# Perhaps it's just imagination (SQUEAKS)

#78
# Day after day

#79
# It reappears

#80
# It reappears

#81
-Hey, babe, come on, where you going?

#82
-Hey, babe, come on, where you going?

#83
# Night after night

#84
# My heartbeat shows the fear

#85
# My heartbeat shows the fear

#86
# Ghosts appear

#87
# Ghosts appear

#88
# And fade away

#89
# And fade away

#90
-Oh, God. # Come back another day

#91
-Oh, God. # Come back another day

#92
-Just keep it down. Shh.

#93
-Just keep it down. Shh.

#94
(LOUDER) # I can't get to sleep!

#95
# I think about the implications

#96
# I think about the implications

#97
# Of diving in too deep

#98
# Of diving in too deep

#99
# And possibly the complications (GROWLS)

#100
# And possibly the complications (GROWLS)

#101
# Especially at night

#102
# Especially at night

#103
# I worry over situations, now -Crashing.

#104
# I worry over situations, now -Crashing.

#105
# I know it'll be alright (BEEP) -Clear.

#106
# I know it'll be alright (BEEP) -Clear.

#107
# It's just overkill

#108
# It's just overkill

#109
# Day after day it reappears -Hey, Elliot.

#110
# Day after day it reappears -Hey, Elliot.

#111
# Night after night my heartbeat

#112
# Night after night my heartbeat

#113
# shows the fear

#114
# shows the fear

#115
# Ghosts appear

#116
# Ghosts appear

#117
# And fade away

#118
# Ghosts appear

#119
# Ghosts appear

#120
# And fade away... #

#121
-Nighty night.

#122
-Nighty night.

#123
'I just wish one of my relationships could be back to normal.'

#124
'I just wish one of my relationships could be back to normal.'

#125
-Whoa! Looks like someone switched to big-boy pants a little too soon.

#126
-Whoa! Looks like someone switched to big-boy pants a little too soon.

#127
-That's very clever - it looks like I wet myself.

#128
-That's very clever - it looks like I wet myself.

#129
Do you actually think that that's funny? (LAUGHS)

#130
Do you actually think that that's funny? (LAUGHS)

#131
Yeah!

#132
Yeah!

#133
'Good God, that's cold!'

#134
# I can't do this all on my own

#135
# I can't do this all on my own

#136
# I know

#137
# I know

#138
# That I'm no

#139
# Superman

#140
# Superman

#141
# I'm no Superman

#142
# I'm no Superman #

#143
'Life in a hospital is made up -of highs and lows.'

#144
'Life in a hospital is made up -of highs and lows.'

#145
'For instance, my spare pair of scrubs doesn't match,

#146
'For instance, my spare pair of scrubs doesn't match,

#147
but I microwaved my underwear to dry them off, and they feel goooood!'

#148
but I microwaved my underwear to dry them off, and they feel goooood!'

#149
-What are you smiling at? -Could I have Mr Buckley's chart, please?

#150
-What are you smiling at? -Could I have Mr Buckley's chart, please?

#151
-I keep it right down there, in the get-it-yourself file.

#152
-I keep it right down there, in the get-it-yourself file.

#153
-You know, Bob, I've been thinking

#154
about all the times you manipulated me.

#155
about all the times you manipulated me.

#156
And, well, I can't help but recall that children's fable about the race

#157
And, well, I can't help but recall that children's fable about the race

#158
between a tortoise and pain-in-the-ass chief of medicine everyone hates.

#159
between a tortoise and pain-in-the-ass chief of medicine everyone hates.

#160
The pain-in-the-ass chief kept running out in front of the tortoise

#161
The pain-in-the-ass chief kept running out in front of the tortoise

#162
and taunting him, but at the end...

#163
and taunting him, but at the end...

#164
I'm sure you remember what happened.

#165
I'm sure you remember what happened.

#166
The tortoise bit clean through the chief of medicine's calf muscle,

#167
The tortoise bit clean through the chief of medicine's calf muscle,

#168
dragged him to the ground,

#169
where he and other turtles devoured him alive on the race track.

#170
where he and other turtles devoured him alive on the race track.

#171
It's a... disturbing children's book, Bob, I know,

#172
It's a... disturbing children's book, Bob, I know,

#173
but it's one that stuck with me nonetheless.

#174
but it's one that stuck with me nonetheless.

#175
-Buzzy... buzz... buzz. -I beg your pardon?

#176
-Buzzy... buzz... buzz. -I beg your pardon?

#177
-Buzzy... buzz... buzz. -I beg your pardon?

#178
-That's the sound of all the bees in your bonnet.

#179
And, Perry, even though I couldn't give a rat's ass,

#180
And, Perry, even though I couldn't give a rat's ass,

#181
I still think it's a pretty sound!

#182
I still think it's a pretty sound!

#183
'And just like that, -it was my turn to face the music.'

#184
'And just like that, -it was my turn to face the music.'

#185
'Steady now. Be brave.'

#186
'Don't cry.' -Good morning.

#187
'Don't cry.' -Good morning.

#188
'What the hell?' -Dr Dorian!

#189
'What the hell?' -Dr Dorian!

#190
-Whoo! -Here you go, whizz kid! -Ooh, is that my new nickname?

#191
-Whoo! -Here you go, whizz kid! -Ooh, is that my new nickname?

#192
I thought I'd get that in high school when I was in The Wiz.

#193
I thought I'd get that in high school when I was in The Wiz.

#194
It was the hip version of The Wizard Of Oz.

#195
It was the hip version of The Wizard Of Oz.

#196
Nipsey Russell played the tin man.

#197
# Good morning, ease on down Ease on down the road #

#198
# Good morning, ease on down Ease on down the road #

#199
Remember? No? Anyway, kids can be mean and everyone called me Dorothy.

#200
Remember? No? Anyway, kids can be mean and everyone called me Dorothy.

#201
High school was hard.

#202
High school was hard.

#203
-Oh, sorry, sport, I was thinking about soup.

#204
-Oh, sorry, sport, I was thinking about soup.

#205
Mr Zerbo was initially admitted with high fever and suspected meningitis,

#206
Mr Zerbo was initially admitted with high fever and suspected meningitis,

#207
but both the head CT and the lumbar puncture came back negative.

#208
but both the head CT and the lumbar puncture came back negative.

#209
-Sir, I have a full patient load.

#210
How can you make him a top priority?

#211
How can you make him a top priority?

#212
-You want me to say, "Ta-dahh"?

#213
-You want me to say, "Ta-dahh"?

#214
Mr Zerbo is a major hospital benefactor,

#215
and, by golly, it's a lot harder to write a fat cheque if you're dead.

#216
and, by golly, it's a lot harder to write a fat cheque if you're dead.

#217
-Neurology, rheumatology, haematology.

#218
He's been to every service. No-one knows what's wrong. What do I do?

#219
He's been to every service. No-one knows what's wrong. What do I do?

#220
-I hope it's navy bean today. -Dr Kelso?

#221
-I hope it's navy bean today. -Dr Kelso?

#222
-Gee, sport! Stop whining, find out what's wrong with him, and treat it,

#223
-Gee, sport! Stop whining, find out what's wrong with him, and treat it,

#224
or you can be damn sure I'm gonna give you something to whine about.

#225
or you can be damn sure I'm gonna give you something to whine about.

#226
-OK, fine, you know, after all, I'm the whizz kid!

#227
-OK, fine, you know, after all, I'm the whizz kid!

#228
-You are now. (LAUGHS)

#229
-You are now. (LAUGHS)

#230
-Ladies,

#231
now Todd is a resident, he wants to clear things up so you don't wonder.

#232
now Todd is a resident, he wants to clear things up so you don't wonder.

#233
Yes, yes, no, yes, no, and yes if I've been drinking!

#234
Yes, yes, no, yes, no, and yes if I've been drinking!

#235
-Come here, wonderbrain. -What's up, doc?

#236
-Come here, wonderbrain. -What's up, doc?

#237
-If you ever get this close again, I will end you.

#238
-If you ever get this close again, I will end you.

#239
-I'm changing you to a yes, because you're feisty.

#240
-I'm changing you to a yes, because you're feisty.

#241
-Carla, I'm sorry. -For him? Not your fault.

#242
-Carla, I'm sorry. -For him? Not your fault.

#243
-No, I'm talking about us. I'm sorry for what I did wrong. -Which was?

#244
-No, I'm talking about us. I'm sorry for what I did wrong. -Which was?

#245
-You know. -See, you don't even realise why I'm upset that...

#246
-You know. -See, you don't even realise why I'm upset that...

#247
Why are you smiling? -Because I set your ass up! Baby,

#248
Why are you smiling? -Because I set your ass up! Baby,

#249
I shoulda told you how Cox felt. I was wrong to talk behind your back,

#250
I shoulda told you how Cox felt. I was wrong to talk behind your back,

#251
which is a violation of the trust our relationship is based on.

#252
which is a violation of the trust our relationship is based on.

#253
That is why I'm sorry. -He's got mad apologising skills.

#254
That is why I'm sorry. -He's got mad apologising skills.

#255
-Todd, not now! -You can't point out the obvious. You have to go deeper.

#256
-Todd, not now! -You can't point out the obvious. You have to go deeper.

#257
-Todd, not now! -You can't point out the obvious. You have to go deeper.

#258
And, Todd, if you say, "That's what she said," I will brain you.

#259
And, Todd, if you say, "That's what she said," I will brain you.

#260
Now, come on, baby, connect with me. Why am I really upset?

#261
Now, come on, baby, connect with me. Why am I really upset?

#262
-I'm gonna stick with the violation of trust thing, final answer.

#263
-I'm gonna stick with the violation of trust thing, final answer.

#264
Yeah, right! -Ohhh!

#265
Yeah, right! -Ohhh!

#266
You know, I got half a mind to ask her out.

#267
You know, I got half a mind to ask her out.

#268
Too soon?

#269
Too soon?

#270
-Well, thanks for the loaners, Chet. -Don't stain 'em.

#271
-Well, thanks for the loaners, Chet. -Don't stain 'em.

#272
'Once you're a resident here, -you get a decent locker.'

#273
'Once you're a resident here, -you get a decent locker.'

#274
'Still, it's a co-ed room, so if you need to change,

#275
'Still, it's a co-ed room, so if you need to change,

#276
you do it fast.'

#277
you do it fast.'

#278
Dude that was like some sort of record, or something. -"Hello?"

#279
Dude that was like some sort of record, or something. -"Hello?"

#280
-Sorry, Mom, it's just got really awkward with this guy I was seeing.

#281
-Sorry, Mom, it's just got really awkward with this guy I was seeing.

#282
Yes, Mom, yay, I'm straight.

#283
Yes, Mom, yay, I'm straight.

#284
I just don't know what to do. Every time I see him I get so embarrassed,

#285
I just don't know what to do. Every time I see him I get so embarrassed,

#286
and lonely, and...

#287
..mortified, and I guess I was just hoping that you could...

#288
..mortified, and I guess I was just hoping that you could...

#289
Um, about 115 pounds?

#290
Um, about 115 pounds?

#291
Fen Phen kills people, Mom.

#292
Er, because I'm a doctor,... that's how I know.

#293
Er, because I'm a doctor,... that's how I know.

#294
You look pretty today. -Don't start.

#295
-You look horrible? -I look fantastic. What you're doing - that's starting.

#296
-You look horrible? -I look fantastic. What you're doing - that's starting.

#297
I said not to start. Laverne? -She said that. (SPEAKS SPANISH)

#298
I said not to start. Laverne? -She said that. (SPEAKS SPANISH)

#299
I said not to start. Laverne? -She said that. (SPEAKS SPANISH)

#300
-That's "Don't start," in Spanish. -Bueno.

#301
-That's "Don't start," in Spanish. -Bueno.

#302
'I had planned to avoid Dr Cox, -but I needed his help.'

#303
'I had planned to avoid Dr Cox, -but I needed his help.'

#304
Dr Cox, this patient, Mr Zerbo, I can't -

#305
Dr Cox, this patient, Mr Zerbo, I can't -

#306
'Who knows, maybe he just decided to let the ex-wife thing go.'

#307
'Who knows, maybe he just decided to let the ex-wife thing go.'

#308
-Autoimmune serologies? -Negative.

#309
'Maybe he's just letting me stew.'

#310
'Maybe he's just letting me stew.'

#311
-Bone marrow biopsy? -Negative.

#312
-Bone marrow biopsy? -Negative.

#313
'What kind of man tortures people like this?'

#314
-You got yourself a toughie.

#315
-You got yourself a toughie.

#316
-OK, fine, I'm sorry I slept with your ex-wife!

#317
-OK, fine, I'm sorry I slept with your ex-wife!

#318
-I think I'll sit back down.

#319
-I think I'll sit back down.

#320
-It was an accident. -First, it's not like you tripped and fell into her.

#321
-It was an accident. -First, it's not like you tripped and fell into her.

#322
Then out of her, then into her, again.

#323
Then out of her, then into her, again.

#324
Second, you're smart enough to know I don't want to talk about this.

#325
Second, you're smart enough to know I don't want to talk about this.

#326
I don't want to know where you did it, or even how it was.

#327
I don't want to know where you did it, or even how it was.

#328
-A little scary. Sorry, jitters.

#329
-A little scary. Sorry, jitters.

#330
'And here come the fireworks.'

#331
-Look, I know you didn't have any idea who she was.

#332
-Look, I know you didn't have any idea who she was.

#333
I understand you were too nervous to tell me, so let's leave it at that.

#334
I understand you were too nervous to tell me, so let's leave it at that.

#335
I forgive you. You are forgiven.

#336
I forgive you. You are forgiven.

#337
OK?

#338
'Cool.'

#339
'Cool.'

#340
-Damn!

#341
'Hospitals aren't -as big as you think. Eventually you run into everyone.'

#342
'Hospitals aren't -as big as you think. Eventually you run into everyone.'

#343
Hey, Elliot. -I'm not... I'm not hiding, um,

#344
Hey, Elliot. -I'm not... I'm not hiding, um,

#345
I was just looking for my, um, you know,...

#346
..I was looking for my dignity.

#347
..I was looking for my dignity.

#348
-Did you find it? -No.

#349
-Did you find it? -No.

#350
I must have left it at college.

#351
I must have left it at college.

#352
'Oh, for God's sakes, -would you throw her a rope?'

#353
'Oh, for God's sakes, -would you throw her a rope?'

#354
I've no idea how to treat my patient. Help me out.

#355
I've no idea how to treat my patient. Help me out.

#356
'She's in an awkward place, so be sensitive.'

#357
'She's in an awkward place, so be sensitive.'

#358
I think we should sex each other. -I'm sorry? -Just hear me out.

#359
I think we should sex each other. -I'm sorry? -Just hear me out.

#360
Our relationship ended so quickly, maybe too quickly, you know,

#361
Our relationship ended so quickly, maybe too quickly, you know,

#362
and now there's like these feelings floating around.

#363
and now there's like these feelings floating around.

#364
I feel like we'll always regret it if we don't see if they lead somewhere.

#365
I feel like we'll always regret it if we don't see if they lead somewhere.

#366
What do you think?

#367
I can't believe how weird it feels to be back here again.

#368
I can't believe how weird it feels to be back here again.

#369
-Yeah, but it seems so right.

#370
-Yeah, but it seems so right.

#371
-If Carla's so mad, I don't understand why she doesn't crash at her place.

#372
-If Carla's so mad, I don't understand why she doesn't crash at her place.

#373
-Oh, she is back at her place. -What are you talking about, Willis?

#374
-Oh, she is back at her place. -What are you talking about, Willis?

#375
-It's pretty funny! We should make that one of our things! (BOTH LAUGH)

#376
-It's pretty funny! We should make that one of our things! (BOTH LAUGH)

#377
-That's stupid.

#378
-That's stupid.

#379
-I think I'd really panic if she went back to her place.

#380
-I think I'd really panic if she went back to her place.

#381
JD, this sucks. -Yeah, you know what's weird, though?

#382
JD, this sucks. -Yeah, you know what's weird, though?

#383
Dr Cox and I are pretty vegan kosher. -He hasn't yelled at you?

#384
Dr Cox and I are pretty vegan kosher. -He hasn't yelled at you?

#385
-No. -The guy that screamed on you 20 minutes for dropping a thermometer?

#386
-No. -The guy that screamed on you 20 minutes for dropping a thermometer?

#387
He hasn't raised his voice about you bumping uglies with his ex-wife? -No.

#388
He hasn't raised his voice about you bumping uglies with his ex-wife? -No.

#389
He hasn't raised his voice about you bumping uglies with his ex-wife? -No.

#390
-I don't get that guy.

#391
'And that's -when I realised something.'

#392
'And that's -when I realised something.'

#393
-Hey, where you been? I paged you twice.

#394
-Hey, where you been? I paged you twice.

#395
-Um, I must've misplaced my pager.

#396
'The reason Dr Cox wasn't yelling at me like he used to.'

#397
'The reason Dr Cox wasn't yelling at me like he used to.'

#398
-You probably ought to try to find that.

#399
-You probably ought to try to find that.

#400
'He didn't care about me any more.'

#401
'He didn't care about me any more.'

#402
-Yeah, that's a leaky O-ring. I can fix her,

#403
-Yeah, that's a leaky O-ring. I can fix her,

#404
but I don't got the parts in stock.

#405
We need an O-ring down here. (LAUGHS)

#406
We need an O-ring down here. (LAUGHS)

#407
That's entertainment!

#408
That's entertainment!

#409
-Standing there, I couldn't help thinking about how things used to be.

#410
-Standing there, I couldn't help thinking about how things used to be.

#411
-Standing there, I couldn't help thinking about how things used to be.

#412
-Don't forget, Felicia, if you... (SLOW DISTORTED SPEECH)

#413
-Don't forget, Felicia, if you... (SLOW DISTORTED SPEECH)

#414
-Son, you know, you really ought to buy that thing dinner first. -What?

#415
-Son, you know, you really ought to buy that thing dinner first. -What?

#416
Whoo! (CRASH!) Ow!

#417
'And it wasn't just me and Dr Cox who weren't getting along.'

#418
'Everyone was just drifting through the halls,

#419
each one of us acting like the others didn't exist.'

#420
each one of us acting like the others didn't exist.'

#421
'That's when I decided to get proactive. I knew where to start.'

#422
'That's when I decided to get proactive. I knew where to start.'

#423
'What the bejesus?'

#424
-Hello, boys. -What the hell are you doing?

#425
-Hello, boys. -What the hell are you doing?

#426
-This is how the Todd gets his self-esteem on. -Do these help?

#427
-This is how the Todd gets his self-esteem on. -Do these help?

#428
(BLOWS RASPBERRY) Uncool! You look totally hot, mirror Todd.

#429
(BLOWS RASPBERRY) Uncool! You look totally hot, mirror Todd.

#430
Hey.

#431
Hey.

#432
-Hey. -You know, Ellie, I think we should talk about the sexual tension.

#433
-Hey. -You know, Ellie, I think we should talk about the sexual tension.

#434
-There is no sexual tension, OK?

#435
-There is no sexual tension, OK?

#436
-Just look, before your neck snaps.

#437
-Just look, before your neck snaps.

#438
-Awesome!

#439
JD, the problem with this place -

#440
JD, the problem with this place -

#441
we broke up, I had to see you the next day. And the next day.

#442
we broke up, I had to see you the next day. And the next day.

#443
I never got any distance from the relationship, never got to move on.

#444
I never got any distance from the relationship, never got to move on.

#445
-And the sexual tension... -Oh, my God! You have no idea what you sound like!

#446
-And the sexual tension... -Oh, my God! You have no idea what you sound like!

#447
-JD, JD, check it!

#448
-JD, JD, check it!

#449
Rat tail! Ya, ya, ya!

#450
Rat tail! Ya, ya, ya!

#451
You don't wanna play?

#452
You don't wanna play?

#453
-Ha! Too slow!

#454
What now, Mr Smart Guy? (SQUEAKS CHILDISHLY)

#455
What now, Mr Smart Guy? (SQUEAKS CHILDISHLY)

#456
That is so not funny!

#457
That is so not funny!

#458
(LAUGHS) Wet butt!

#459
(LAUGHS) Wet butt!

#460
-It gets better.

#461
-Is it starting to burn? -I'd think so.

#462
-Is it starting to burn? -I'd think so.

#463
Hey, er, don't touch your eyes.

#464
Hey, er, don't touch your eyes.

#465
'Right back on the horse.'

#466
Thanks for agreeing to talk. -You paged us.

#467
Thanks for agreeing to talk. -You paged us.

#468
-There are some simple solutions. Dr Cox, you're angry with me. -I'm not.

#469
-There are some simple solutions. Dr Cox, you're angry with me. -I'm not.

#470
-You're in love with Carla. -He's not. -Actually, I am! -You're starting.

#471
-You're in love with Carla. -He's not. -Actually, I am! -You're starting.

#472
-Carla's mad Turk didn't trust her enough to tell her. -See? Trust!

#473
-Carla's mad Turk didn't trust her enough to tell her. -See? Trust!

#474
-Turk's sorry. -Not now.

#475
-He's not a threat. -I'm a threat. -You're not in love, you idolise me.

#476
-He's not a threat. -I'm a threat. -You're not in love, you idolise me.

#477
-You're mad I'm scared of losing you? -Yes! We're stronger than that!

#478
-You're mad I'm scared of losing you? -Yes! We're stronger than that!

#479
-You're mad I'm scared of losing you? -Yes! We're stronger than that!

#480
-Apparently not! -Be glad I never took us for granted, silly woman.

#481
-Apparently not! -Be glad I never took us for granted, silly woman.

#482
-No name-calling. -Oprah's right! -Lay off of him!

#483
-No name-calling. -Oprah's right! -Lay off of him!

#484
-You're pissed because you still love your ex. -That's it! Now, I've killed

#485
-You're pissed because you still love your ex. -That's it! Now, I've killed

#486
for less than that. I'll do it again unless you shut the hell up now,

#487
for less than that. I'll do it again unless you shut the hell up now,

#488
and I mean now!

#489
and I mean now!

#490
-Aren't you glad we did this?

#491
-I'm going out for Mexican food tonight, and I'll see you in bed.

#492
-I'm going out for Mexican food tonight, and I'll see you in bed.

#493
-I'm going out for Mexican food tonight, and I'll see you in bed.

#494
(PAGER BEEPS)

#495
Oh, my God! Rounds!

#496
Oh, my God! Rounds!

#497
'Rounds started five minutes ago, and I forgot about Mr Zerbo. Oh, God!'

#498
'Rounds started five minutes ago, and I forgot about Mr Zerbo. Oh, God!'

#499
Whoa!

#500
Whoa!

#501
-Are you planning on making this worth my while?

#502
-Are you planning on making this worth my while?

#503
-Ow!

#504
-Dr Dorian.

#505
-Dr Dorian.

#506
Step up to the mic and tell the gang how you ended up treating Mr Zerbo.

#507
Step up to the mic and tell the gang how you ended up treating Mr Zerbo.

#508
'Think, whizz kid, think!'

#509
'Think, whizz kid, think!'

#510
'Oh, the hell with it!'

#511
Sir, I did nothing.

#512
Sir, I did nothing.

#513
-Is this because of the same kid as before? -Shh.

#514
-Is this because of the same kid as before? -Shh.

#515
-You did nothing?

#516
-You did nothing?

#517
-Nothing at all. (DRUMS ROLL)

#518
-Great job, sport!

#519
-Great job, sport!

#520
'Huh?'

#521
-When a patient is bounced between wards,

#522
-When a patient is bounced between wards,

#523
there's a chance a high fever could be sustained

#524
by the constant stream of antibiotics. It's called drug fever,

#525
by the constant stream of antibiotics. It's called drug fever,

#526
and it's a good catch by Dr Dorian.

#527
and it's a good catch by Dr Dorian.

#528
Next patient. Mush people, mush!

#529
Next patient. Mush people, mush!

#530
Ya!

#531
Ya!

#532
-Thank you, doctor.

#533
-Oh, no problem.

#534
-Oh, no problem.

#535
'It's funny, I guess sometimes -when you do nothing at all,

#536
'It's funny, I guess sometimes -when you do nothing at all,

#537
things just have a way of fixing themselves.'

#538
things just have a way of fixing themselves.'

#539
-Hey.

#540
-Hey.

#541
# Alone between the sheets

#542
# Alone between the sheets

#543
# Only brings exasperation

#544
# Only brings exasperation

#545
# It's time to walk the streets

#546
# Smell the desperation

#547
# Smell the desperation

#548
# At least there's pretty lights

#549
# At least there's pretty lights

#550
# And though there's little variation

#551
# And though there's little variation

#552
# It nullifies the night

#553
# It nullifies the night

#554
# From overkill

#555
# From overkill

#556
# And day after day

#557
# And day after day

#558
# It reappears

#559
# Night after night

#560
# My heartbeat shows the fear

#561
# My heartbeat shows the fear

#562
# And ghosts appear

#563
# And ghosts appear

#564
# And fade away

#565
# And fade away

#566
# Come back another day #

#567
-That'll do it.

#568
-That'll do it.

#569
-I've other songs. -Yeah, you do.

#570
Do you know how I know that this is yours, Farrah? When I paged you,

#571
Do you know how I know that this is yours, Farrah? When I paged you,

#572
Do you know how I know that this is yours, Farrah? When I paged you,

#573
someone found it next to a can of Fresca,

#574
and a dog-eared Teen People magazine. Anyway, long story short,

#575
and a dog-eared Teen People magazine. Anyway, long story short,

#576
and a dog-eared Teen People magazine. Anyway, long story short,

#577
the whole incident gave me a bang up idea, because I've got tomorrow off.

#578
the whole incident gave me a bang up idea, because I've got tomorrow off.

#579
So I'm gonna be on my couch sipping Scotch, paging you every 20 seconds.

#580
So I'm gonna be on my couch sipping Scotch, paging you every 20 seconds.

#581
Answer every damn last one, or I'll stick this so far down your throat,

#582
Answer every damn last one, or I'll stick this so far down your throat,

#583
it's gonna make you take a tinkle every time it goes off. Big fun!

#584
it's gonna make you take a tinkle every time it goes off. Big fun!

#585
You're gonna need this. Oh!

#586
You're gonna need this. Oh!

#587
Oh! Let it come! Let it, ooh, let it come! (LAUGHS)

#588
Oh! Let it come! Let it, ooh, let it come! (LAUGHS)

#589
'Ah! It's good to be home!' (BEEPING)

#590
'Ah! It's good to be home!' (BEEPING)

#591
(BEEPING DIES OUT) 'Sort of.'

#592
(BEEPING DIES OUT) 'Sort of.'

#593
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