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Season 2, Episode 3 — My Case Study

#1
-Who wants another beer? -Should I? I gotta work early.

#2
-Who wants another beer? -Should I? I gotta work early.

#3
I'm having fun except I had a pizza. -Elliot! -Yes, please.

#4
I'm having fun except I had a pizza. -Elliot! -Yes, please.

#5
-Me, too. -I'll help.

#6
-Me, too. -I'll help.

#7
'When you spend most of your time together as a part of a group,

#8
'When you spend most of your time together as a part of a group,

#9
if you're left alone, there can be... uncomfortable silences.'

#10
if you're left alone, there can be... uncomfortable silences.'

#11
(STOMACH RUMBLES)

#12
Th-Th-That was my tummy. -Oh.

#13
Th-Th-That was my tummy. -Oh.

#14
-Doctor, describe the presentation of Ludwig's Angina.

#15
-Doctor, describe the presentation of Ludwig's Angina.

#16
'Still, it's nothing compared -to the silence you can hear at work.'

#17
'Still, it's nothing compared -to the silence you can hear at work.'

#18
-Proud to have you on board, son.

#19
I'm sending one of you to a conference where you'll eat

#20
I'm sending one of you to a conference where you'll eat

#21
free food, stay at a nice hotel, and try not to embarrass this hospital.

#22
free food, stay at a nice hotel, and try not to embarrass this hospital.

#23
In the interest of fairness, I drew a name out of a hat - Elliot Reed.

#24
In the interest of fairness, I drew a name out of a hat - Elliot Reed.

#25
-Yes! I never win at anything! -And then I thought...

#26
-Yes! I never win at anything! -And then I thought...

#27
Oh, who cares what I thought? The point is you're not going.

#28
Oh, who cares what I thought? The point is you're not going.

#29
You see, it seems as though all you lazybones

#30
You see, it seems as though all you lazybones

#31
have forgotten my edict about residents publishing case reports.

#32
have forgotten my edict about residents publishing case reports.

#33
So whoever brings me the most interesting case goes to Reno.

#34
So whoever brings me the most interesting case goes to Reno.

#35
-You know, my parents live in Reno.

#36
-You know, my parents live in Reno.

#37
-That's great! I'm sure you'll see them over Christmas.

#38
-That's great! I'm sure you'll see them over Christmas.

#39
(PAGER BEEPS) Criminy.

#40
(PAGER BEEPS) Criminy.

#41
'Not many things make the Chief -of Medicine move that fast.'

#42
'Not many things make the Chief -of Medicine move that fast.'

#43
'But whenever a patient has the same name as a wing of the hospital,

#44
'But whenever a patient has the same name as a wing of the hospital,

#45
you can predict Kelso's behaviour.' -Would you like it high on the cheek,

#46
you can predict Kelso's behaviour.' -Would you like it high on the cheek,

#47
or do you prefer this fleshy part in the middle?

#48
or do you prefer this fleshy part in the middle?

#49
-I'm trying to decide who's the most detestable suck-up here.

#50
-I'm trying to decide who's the most detestable suck-up here.

#51
You, this feminine guy with the perm... -Mom, please!

#52
You, this feminine guy with the perm... -Mom, please!

#53
-Or the one who can't seem to stop daydreaming.

#54
-Or the one who can't seem to stop daydreaming.

#55
(FUNKY MUSIC)

#56
(FUNKY MUSIC)

#57
I'm sorry, what? -Oh, great.

#58
Another sycophant. -Listen up, Molly Menopause, I need you to quiet down.

#59
Another sycophant. -Listen up, Molly Menopause, I need you to quiet down.

#60
You're scaring everyone. They're delivering a baby upstairs

#61
You're scaring everyone. They're delivering a baby upstairs

#62
and the kid's using the umbilical cord to crawl back in.

#63
and the kid's using the umbilical cord to crawl back in.

#64
and the kid's using the umbilical cord to crawl back in.

#65
-Now, you listen to me - (WHISTLES) I mean it, sister.

#66
-From now on, he's my doctor. The rest of you can get out of here.

#67
-From now on, he's my doctor. The rest of you can get out of here.

#68
-Scram.

#69
-Scram.

#70
-Wait. Is that easy to manage?

#71
-Wait. Is that easy to manage?

#72
# I can't do this all on my own

#73
# I can't do this all on my own

#74
# No, I know I'm no superman

#75
# I'm no superman #

#76
# I'm no superman #

#77
-OK, I'm Dr Cox. This is my gal Friday.

#78
-OK, I'm Dr Cox. This is my gal Friday.

#79
She'll be helping me to take care of you.

#80
She'll be helping me to take care of you.

#81
Before we get under way, we need you to ease up on the yackety-yak.

#82
Before we get under way, we need you to ease up on the yackety-yak.

#83
-You can drop the macho act now. -Act schmact. The lip stays zipped.

#84
-You can drop the macho act now. -Act schmact. The lip stays zipped.

#85
-Zipped schmipped. I thought we were riffing. -We're not.

#86
-Zipped schmipped. I thought we were riffing. -We're not.

#87
-OK. -Aren't you delicious? If I were 20 years younger,

#88
this might be your lucky day.

#89
this might be your lucky day.

#90
-Careful there, sweet cheeks.

#91
-Careful there, sweet cheeks.

#92
I haven't decided which way I'm going take your temperature yet.

#93
I haven't decided which way I'm going take your temperature yet.

#94
-Wow, she had some old-fashioned sass.

#95
You just don't see sass like that. -Stop saying sass.

#96
-Sass. -Um,... Dr Cox?

#97
-Sass. -Um,... Dr Cox?

#98
I have a patient with blennorrhoea and I wondered if you thought

#99
I have a patient with blennorrhoea and I wondered if you thought

#100
that was interesting to present to Dr Kelso.

#101
that was interesting to present to Dr Kelso.

#102
-I'm sorry, nervous guy, but I can't do your work for you.

#103
-I'm sorry, nervous guy, but I can't do your work for you.

#104
Go look it up in the New England Journal Of Who Gives A Rat's Ass.

#105
Go look it up in the New England Journal Of Who Gives A Rat's Ass.

#106
You've got to leave this instant. This second. This moment. Just go.

#107
You've got to leave this instant. This second. This moment. Just go.

#108
Boy! Tell me, muffin, you're not like all these mindless drones,

#109
Boy! Tell me, muffin, you're not like all these mindless drones,

#110
trying to turn the sniffles into something much more fascinating

#111
trying to turn the sniffles into something much more fascinating

#112
just so you're selected to go to this stupid conference, are you?

#113
just so you're selected to go to this stupid conference, are you?

#114
'I felt I knew the right answer.'

#115
'I felt I knew the right answer.'

#116
No? -Oh, good girl!

#117
No? -Oh, good girl!

#118
-Nurse Roberts, I just saw your patient in 106.

#119
-Nurse Roberts, I just saw your patient in 106.

#120
The next time you place an IV and hit the vein on the first try,

#121
The next time you place an IV and hit the vein on the first try,

#122
I'll crack open a bottle of bubbly.

#123
I'll crack open a bottle of bubbly.

#124
I mean, my God, woman. The man looks like Al Jarreau was his nurse.

#125
I mean, my God, woman. The man looks like Al Jarreau was his nurse.

#126
-What? -Isn't he the blind fellow?

#127
-What? -Isn't he the blind fellow?

#128
-You mean Ray Charles? -Dammit.

#129
-You mean Ray Charles? -Dammit.

#130
Anyway, you're incompetent.

#131
-Easy, Laverne, you're a saved woman.

#132
-Easy, Laverne, you're a saved woman.

#133
-Don't worry. Tomorrow's his wedding anniversary.

#134
-Don't worry. Tomorrow's his wedding anniversary.

#135
-Why does that matter? -Kelso will be sweeter than flowers in honey.

#136
-Why does that matter? -Kelso will be sweeter than flowers in honey.

#137
-Which is why every year we use this time as an opportunity

#138
-Which is why every year we use this time as an opportunity

#139
to ask him for anything our department needs, like equipment.

#140
to ask him for anything our department needs, like equipment.

#141
-Or an extra nurse on weekends. -Or a Slip and Slide. Who's with me?

#142
-Or an extra nurse on weekends. -Or a Slip and Slide. Who's with me?

#143
-Shut up. -I don't get it, Dr Wen.

#144
-Shut up. -I don't get it, Dr Wen.

#145
Why would Kelso's anniversary make him less of a jerk than usual?

#146
Why would Kelso's anniversary make him less of a jerk than usual?

#147
-Tonight after work, Dr Kelso'll take his wife to a candlelit dinner.

#148
-Tonight after work, Dr Kelso'll take his wife to a candlelit dinner.

#149
Then, after they've toasted to 40 wonderful years together,

#150
Then, after they've toasted to 40 wonderful years together,

#151
they'll go home and - -Oh, bam! Oh, bam!

#152
they'll go home and - -Oh, bam! Oh, bam!

#153
-It's sweet that at their age they still...

#154
-It's sweet that at their age they still...

#155
-Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! -And then bam!

#156
-Bam! Bam! Bam! Bam! -And then bam!

#157
Dr Wen points to me. Guess who has to ask Dr Kelso for an argon laser?

#158
Dr Wen points to me. Guess who has to ask Dr Kelso for an argon laser?

#159
-I'm sorry, baby. -I'm outta here.

#160
-I'm sorry, baby. -I'm outta here.

#161
Damn argon laser! -Do you think we'd hang out as much

#162
Damn argon laser! -Do you think we'd hang out as much

#163
if it weren't for JD and Turk? -Uh,... probably not.

#164
if it weren't for JD and Turk? -Uh,... probably not.

#165
They're the thing we have most in common.

#166
-We both have a hard time digesting dairy.

#167
-We both have a hard time digesting dairy.

#168
-You're right. Do you wanna be my maid of honour? Elliot,

#169
-You're right. Do you wanna be my maid of honour? Elliot,

#170
I don't know why you're trying to force this. We're fine.

#171
I don't know why you're trying to force this. We're fine.

#172
I gotta get back to work.

#173
I gotta get back to work.

#174
-We both work.

#175
-So, have you found any cool cases yet?

#176
-So, have you found any cool cases yet?

#177
-Look, muffin, I'm not gonna run around like a mindless drone

#178
-Look, muffin, I'm not gonna run around like a mindless drone

#179
turning the sniffles into something so you can go to some conference.

#180
turning the sniffles into something so you can go to some conference.

#181
Schmonference. 'It's fun to rhyme.'

#182
Schmonference. 'It's fun to rhyme.'

#183
-What? It's an amazing networking opportunity.

#184
I've got it wrapped up anyway.

#185
I've got it wrapped up anyway.

#186
-Do you have something good? -If I told you, you wouldn't believe it.

#187
-Do you have something good? -If I told you, you wouldn't believe it.

#188
..and as you can see, the ass is on the front. (APPLAUSE)

#189
..and as you can see, the ass is on the front. (APPLAUSE)

#190
Front butt. It's like the Grail.

#191
Front butt. It's like the Grail.

#192
-Did you say something, Mr Too-Scared-To-Get-In-The-Game?

#193
'Don't get sucked in.' You know, -I have an interesting patient, too.

#194
'Don't get sucked in.' You know, -I have an interesting patient, too.

#195
Basically, Mr Davis, you received a blunt trauma

#196
to the fibrous tissue of the corpus cavernosum.

#197
to the fibrous tissue of the corpus cavernosum.

#198
-Great, and that means? -You broke your penis.

#199
-Great, and that means? -You broke your penis.

#200
-Wow. I can't wait to get my cast signed(!)

#201
-Wow. I can't wait to get my cast signed(!)

#202
-I gotta tell you, it's such an unusual case.

#203
-I gotta tell you, it's such an unusual case.

#204
Mind if I try and get it published in a journal?

#205
Mind if I try and get it published in a journal?

#206
-That would be fantastic(!) -I'll let you mull it over.

#207
-That would be fantastic(!) -I'll let you mull it over.

#208
And smile, Mr Davis.

#209
And smile, Mr Davis.

#210
Tomorrow's gonna be a better day... for everyone.

#211
Tomorrow's gonna be a better day... for everyone.

#212
# "In The Mood" - The Glenn Miller Orchestra

#213
# "In The Mood" - The Glenn Miller Orchestra

#214
-Dr Kelso. Happy anniversary. Oh!

#215
-Dr Kelso. Happy anniversary. Oh!

#216
-Excuse me, sir.

#217
-Excuse me, sir.

#218
-Sir. Whoa!

#219
-Sir. Whoa!

#220
-Carla, I figured out why we don't hang out more.

#221
-That's great, Elliot, but I'm prepping a patient for surgery.

#222
-That's great, Elliot, but I'm prepping a patient for surgery.

#223
-She's my patient, too. I traded so we could talk.

#224
-She's my patient, too. I traded so we could talk.

#225
-Are you friends? -We're about to be.

#226
-Are you friends? -We're about to be.

#227
-Oh, my God. -You're stuck on your first impression of me -

#228
-Oh, my God. -You're stuck on your first impression of me -

#229
I'm some narrow-minded spoiled brat. -Elliot, not now, OK?

#230
I'm some narrow-minded spoiled brat. -Elliot, not now, OK?

#231
-When I was a kid, I was close with my maid. -That's it.

#232
-When I was a kid, I was close with my maid. -That's it.

#233
You think you get my experience because you spent time

#234
You think you get my experience because you spent time

#235
with the Latina woman who cleaned your house?

#236
with the Latina woman who cleaned your house?

#237
-What? Our maid was white. -What was her name?

#238
-What? Our maid was white. -What was her name?

#239
-Consuela. I don't always say the right thing but you know I'm trying.

#240
-Consuela. I don't always say the right thing but you know I'm trying.

#241
We have nothing in common. I have things in common with nice people.

#242
We have nothing in common. I have things in common with nice people.

#243
-Oh, so - -You two realise I can still hear you, right?

#244
-Oh, so - -You two realise I can still hear you, right?

#245
(BOTH) Hi.

#246
(BOTH) Hi.

#247
-Dr Carlson, if paediatrics needs a new bronchoscope, you'll get one.

#248
-Dr Carlson, if paediatrics needs a new bronchoscope, you'll get one.

#249
Love to the wife and kidlets. Who's next?

#250
Love to the wife and kidlets. Who's next?

#251
-Hey, do me a favour. Hold my place.

#252
-Hey, do me a favour. Hold my place.

#253
-For how long? -Uh, I don't know.

#254
-Well, why? What do you have to do? -Nothing. Might just veg.

#255
-Well, why? What do you have to do? -Nothing. Might just veg.

#256
-Well, why? What do you have to do? -Nothing. Might just veg.

#257
-Seriously. Try me. I can do it with anything. -Go away.

#258
-Seriously. Try me. I can do it with anything. -Go away.

#259
-Go ashmay. -Alright, try this one...

#260
-Go ashmay. -Alright, try this one...

#261
-Put on your flats. We're going for a walk.

#262
-Eat shmit and die. 'Life can be full of surprises.'

#263
-Eat shmit and die. 'Life can be full of surprises.'

#264
'Some are forgetting something you were supposed to ask for.'

#265
'Some are forgetting something you were supposed to ask for.'

#266
-Dr Kelso! Is he gone?

#267
-Dr Kelso! Is he gone?

#268
'Some are so unexpected that -everything else takes a back seat...'

#269
'Some are so unexpected that -everything else takes a back seat...'

#270
-I don't know what surgery you're having.

#271
-I don't know what surgery you're having.

#272
-I'm getting big fake breasts.

#273
-I'm getting big fake breasts.

#274
'..and some -you never thought you'd hear.'

#275
-I don't tell you I respect you a lot because, well, I don't. -I know.

#276
-I don't tell you I respect you a lot because, well, I don't. -I know.

#277
-But the fact that you're not jumping through hoops like these peons...

#278
-But the fact that you're not jumping through hoops like these peons...

#279
Yes, you. Forever you. A thousand times you. Move. Move it!

#280
Yes, you. Forever you. A thousand times you. Move. Move it!

#281
Yes, you. Forever you. A thousand times you. Move. Move it!

#282
Anyway, let's make pretend it's your birthday or something, because...

#283
Anyway, let's make pretend it's your birthday or something, because...

#284
Oh, hell. I'm impressed. Let's get some coffee.

#285
Oh, hell. I'm impressed. Let's get some coffee.

#286
'This is great. There's only -one problem. Ten minutes ago...'

#287
'This is great. There's only -one problem. Ten minutes ago...'

#288
-Go ahead and use me in your report.

#289
-Go ahead and use me in your report.

#290
-I'm going to Reno! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

#291
-I'm going to Reno! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!

#292
-Beg your pardon, newbie. What are you thinking?

#293
-Beg your pardon, newbie. What are you thinking?

#294
-Not about Reno. 'Attagirl.' -Let's go.

#295
-Not about Reno. 'Attagirl.' -Let's go.

#296
'(SIGHS)'

#297
'(SIGHS)'

#298
'With every sip of coffee that Dr Cox bought me,

#299
'With every sip of coffee that Dr Cox bought me,

#300
I could taste my hypocrisy. Whoa!'

#301
I could taste my hypocrisy. Whoa!'

#302
'Thank God my hypocrisy missed me.'

#303
-The reason I wanted you to stand in line for me is I needed a new mop.

#304
-The reason I wanted you to stand in line for me is I needed a new mop.

#305
The floors are slippery cos this one doesn't work. You know why?

#306
The floors are slippery cos this one doesn't work. You know why?

#307
-It's out of mop gas? -No.

#308
-It's out of mop gas? -No.

#309
Cos it's so old, it won't soak up water. See?

#310
Cos it's so old, it won't soak up water. See?

#311
'Something in that -filthy mop water woke me up.'

#312
'Something in that -filthy mop water woke me up.'

#313
'I decided I could have my cake and eat it too.'

#314
'I decided I could have my cake and eat it too.'

#315
'Dr Cox would never know.'

#316
'Dr Cox would never know.'

#317
-What do you say there, bridge club? -I feel like crap. What's wrong?

#318
-What do you say there, bridge club? -I feel like crap. What's wrong?

#319
-Your abdominal pain suggests biliary disease,

#320
-Your abdominal pain suggests biliary disease,

#321
but your tests came back negative. We don't know.

#322
-But don't worry. Dr Cox and I never say die.

#323
-But don't worry. Dr Cox and I never say die.

#324
Unless, of course, someone actually dies. Then we're forced to by law.

#325
Unless, of course, someone actually dies. Then we're forced to by law.

#326
-He's talking again. -Oh, come on. The kid's OK.

#327
-He's talking again. -Oh, come on. The kid's OK.

#328
'The kid? This is great.' -So, why haven't I heard your name?

#329
'The kid? This is great.' -So, why haven't I heard your name?

#330
-He's just started calling me the kid, which I love. -She's talking to me.

#331
-He's just started calling me the kid, which I love. -She's talking to me.

#332
-He's just started calling me the kid, which I love. -She's talking to me.

#333
-OK. -You should be more than just an attending. Let me make a call.

#334
-OK. -You should be more than just an attending. Let me make a call.

#335
-I'm not so good with hand-outs. -I'm only putting in a good word.

#336
-I'm not so good with hand-outs. -I'm only putting in a good word.

#337
-I'll tell you what, bubby. If you want to help me,

#338
-I'll tell you what, bubby. If you want to help me,

#339
why don't you quiet down and get yourself some rest.

#340
why don't you quiet down and get yourself some rest.

#341
If you're a good girl, I'll wind up your car and take you to a talkie.

#342
If you're a good girl, I'll wind up your car and take you to a talkie.

#343
-Oh, I could do naughty things to that man. -Uncomfortable.

#344
-Oh, I could do naughty things to that man. -Uncomfortable.

#345
-You're getting fake breasts? -Stripper big.

#346
-Forgive me, Mrs Kellerman, but why wait until now to do this?

#347
-Forgive me, Mrs Kellerman, but why wait until now to do this?

#348
-Cos you're so old. -Yeah, Elliot. She gets that.

#349
-Cos you're so old. -Yeah, Elliot. She gets that.

#350
-I'm sure she gets it all the time.

#351
-I'm sure she gets it all the time.

#352
-I've been self-conscious my whole life and I finally got the courage.

#353
-I've been self-conscious my whole life and I finally got the courage.

#354
Can you honestly say there's not one thing you'd change about yourself?

#355
Can you honestly say there's not one thing you'd change about yourself?

#356
-I can honestly say that. -Me too.

#357
-I can honestly say that. -Me too.

#358
-Then you're both liars. -Hey, Mrs K.

#359
-Then you're both liars. -Hey, Mrs K.

#360
Let's get you into a fresh pair of blouse bunnies.

#361
-To hell with this "there's only one day to ask Kelso for stuff" thing.

#362
-To hell with this "there's only one day to ask Kelso for stuff" thing.

#363
I'm getting that argon laser today.

#364
# What a difference

#365
# What a difference

#366
# A day made

#367
# A day made

#368
-Heya! -Waugh!

#369
# Twenty four little hours #

#370
-Dr Kelso? -Yah!

#371
-Dr Kelso? -Yah!

#372
-Hey, Dr Kelso. -Ah! Ha. Ha. Ha.

#373
-Hey, Dr Kelso. -Ah! Ha. Ha. Ha.

#374
-Argh! So uncalled for.

#375
-Argh! So uncalled for.

#376
-What? -Nothing.

#377
-And you? -Nothing, sir. I don't want anything from you ever.

#378
-And you? -Nothing, sir. I don't want anything from you ever.

#379
-That's what my son says. But on Mother's Day,

#380
-That's what my son says. But on Mother's Day,

#381
guess who wants me to go halfsies?!

#382
-But, sir, I - -She's not my mother, dammit!

#383
-But, sir, I - -She's not my mother, dammit!

#384
Don't think that I've forgotten

#385
Don't think that I've forgotten

#386
that you have yet to turn in a report. You have until six!

#387
that you have yet to turn in a report. You have until six!

#388
-You can't just change your mind!

#389
-I'm sorry. Did I pass out from the pain in my penis

#390
-I'm sorry. Did I pass out from the pain in my penis

#391
and suddenly we're not in America any more?

#392
and suddenly we're not in America any more?

#393
'Crap!'

#394
'Crap!'

#395
-What's this? -It's a mop.

#396
-I got that. Why'd you get it for me?

#397
-I got that. Why'd you get it for me?

#398
-Cos I thought it would be nice. Why? Don't you like it?

#399
-Cos I thought it would be nice. Why? Don't you like it?

#400
Well?

#401
Well?

#402
-Hmmm.

#403
Ugh. Hang on.

#404
Ugh. Hang on.

#405
-Man, today could not get any worse.

#406
-Man, today could not get any worse.

#407
-If you changed one thing about my appearance, what would it be?

#408
-If you changed one thing about my appearance, what would it be?

#409
-You're testing me. I get it.

#410
-I don't like you talking to God when we're having a discussion. -Mmm-hmm.

#411
-I don't like you talking to God when we're having a discussion. -Mmm-hmm.

#412
-Now, if I were to be really honest with myself,

#413
I would change everything.

#414
I would change everything.

#415
What do you think?

#416
What do you think?

#417
-Why don't we just skip what I think

#418
and jump ahead to not having sex for a month?

#419
and jump ahead to not having sex for a month?

#420
Are all women this crazy?

#421
Are all women this crazy?

#422
'I hate my cheeks. Suck them in.' -I'll take some of that.

#423
'I hate my cheeks. Suck them in.' -I'll take some of that.

#424
'That's right. Work it, baby. Mmm. Now you're smoking'

#425
'That's right. Work it, baby. Mmm. Now you're smoking'

#426
(IMAGINARY MIRROR SMASHES) God, I'm hideous.

#427
(IMAGINARY MIRROR SMASHES) God, I'm hideous.

#428
-Good news. We've got a pretty good idea of what's going on in there.

#429
-Good news. We've got a pretty good idea of what's going on in there.

#430
'So I don't have a case. At least -this way we get to stay a team.'

#431
'So I don't have a case. At least -this way we get to stay a team.'

#432
-The EGD showed multiple erosive peptic ulcers.

#433
-The EGD showed multiple erosive peptic ulcers.

#434
The secretin injection test was positive, which suggests you have

#435
The secretin injection test was positive, which suggests you have

#436
gastronominous Zollinger Ellison Syndrome.

#437
gastronominous Zollinger Ellison Syndrome.

#438
-In English, please. -Your stomach acid is eroding your own intestines.

#439
-In English, please. -Your stomach acid is eroding your own intestines.

#440
It's remarkable. I've never seen anything like it. Newbie, you?

#441
It's remarkable. I've never seen anything like it. Newbie, you?

#442
-No. 'That's when I realised she was the most interesting case.'

#443
-No. 'That's when I realised she was the most interesting case.'

#444
-It's treatable. I'm going to step outside. Then we'll get under way.

#445
-It's treatable. I'm going to step outside. Then we'll get under way.

#446
Newbie, what do you say? 'I had to go for it.'

#447
Newbie, what do you say? 'I had to go for it.'

#448
If you can give me a second, I wanna ask Mrs Warner something. -What?

#449
If you can give me a second, I wanna ask Mrs Warner something. -What?

#450
-To marry me. -Come on. Heel, toe. What do you say, kid?

#451
-To marry me. -Come on. Heel, toe. What do you say, kid?

#452
-To marry me. -Come on. Heel, toe. What do you say, kid?

#453
Come on.

#454
Come on.

#455
-Would you give me permission to present your case to be published

#456
-Would you give me permission to present your case to be published

#457
in a journal so I may be chosen to go to a conference?

#458
in a journal so I may be chosen to go to a conference?

#459
-Sure. Why not.

#460
-Thanks. Excuse me.

#461
-Thanks. Excuse me.

#462
-Dr Kelso? Can I have a minute of your time?

#463
-Dr Kelso? Can I have a minute of your time?

#464
-I have two more days of peace before my wife returns from fat camp.

#465
-I have two more days of peace before my wife returns from fat camp.

#466
-Look. I need an argon laser.

#467
-Look. I need an argon laser.

#468
I was gonna ask yesterday... Hold up.

#469
I was gonna ask yesterday... Hold up.

#470
How can you make love to your wife if she's at camp?

#471
How can you make love to your wife if she's at camp?

#472
-The real question is how can I when she's not?

#473
-The real question is how can I when she's not?

#474
-Sir, you lied to us. -Hi. I'm Bob Kelso, nice to meet you.

#475
-Sir, you lied to us. -Hi. I'm Bob Kelso, nice to meet you.

#476
If people think I'm only giving once a year,

#477
they'll only ask me for things once a year, capisce?

#478
Now, get out of my eye line. Nurse Tisdale is wearing ankle socks.

#479
Now, get out of my eye line. Nurse Tisdale is wearing ankle socks.

#480
-How about I don't? How about you help me out

#481
-How about I don't? How about you help me out

#482
and I won't tell anybody about this?

#483
Unless you like it when people...

#484
Unless you like it when people...

#485
..come and ask you for stuff every day.

#486
..come and ask you for stuff every day.

#487
-Fat camp. Six years she's been going

#488
and the only thing getting thinner is my wallet.

#489
and the only thing getting thinner is my wallet.

#490
-Is JD here? -No, it's just me.

#491
-Is JD here? -No, it's just me.

#492
-Oh, um,... I guess I'll just wait too.

#493
-Oh, um,... I guess I'll just wait too.

#494
-Crap. -Fine. I'll wait outside.

#495
-Crap. -Fine. I'll wait outside.

#496
-No! I was talking to my hair.

#497
-No! I was talking to my hair.

#498
If it's even the least bit humid, all of a sudden I'm Dr Jay.

#499
If it's even the least bit humid, all of a sudden I'm Dr Jay.

#500
-Is he in radiology?

#501
-Yeah. Uh huh.

#502
-Carla, I would kill for your hair.

#503
-Really? -Yeah.

#504
-Really? -Yeah.

#505
-I would kill for your legs. -I would kill for your lips.

#506
-I would kill for your legs. -I would kill for your lips.

#507
-I'd kill for that wagon your dragging

#508
-I'd kill for that wagon your dragging

#509
That's your butt. -Oh, thank you!

#510
That's your butt. -Oh, thank you!

#511
Wagon? -Dragging!

#512
Wagon? -Dragging!

#513
-I won! Thank you, Mrs Warner.

#514
-I won! Thank you, Mrs Warner.

#515
In your face! In your face! In your...

#516
In your face! In your face! In your...

#517
..face. -Congratulations.

#518
..face. -Congratulations.

#519
You get to represent the Kelso Kennel Club at the big show in Reno.

#520
You get to represent the Kelso Kennel Club at the big show in Reno.

#521
Just remember when you are posing in front of the judges to keep that

#522
Just remember when you are posing in front of the judges to keep that

#523
behind of yours held up high, like the proud little puppy that you are.

#524
behind of yours held up high, like the proud little puppy that you are.

#525
behind of yours held up high, like the proud little puppy that you are.

#526
When it's time to hand out those ribbons it will exciting for you.

#527
When it's time to hand out those ribbons it will exciting for you.

#528
But for the love of God, Newbie, you've gotta try, try, try

#529
But for the love of God, Newbie, you've gotta try, try, try

#530
not to squeeze out a dookie on the Astro Turf.

#531
Cos, uh,... I mean, God forbid

#532
Cos, uh,... I mean, God forbid

#533
you were ever an embarrassment to Master Bob, right?

#534
you were ever an embarrassment to Master Bob, right?

#535
-You know, I don't care what you think. -Yeah, you do.

#536
-You know, I don't care what you think. -Yeah, you do.

#537
-I know. Ugh!

#538
-I know. Ugh!

#539
Look, I wanna be like you...

#540
..but a more successful you.

#541
..but a more successful you.

#542
There's nothing wrong with playing the game once in a while.

#543
There's nothing wrong with playing the game once in a while.

#544
Ten years from now, when I'm your boss,

#545
Ten years from now, when I'm your boss,

#546
I'll throw in a good word. You won't have to ask,...

#547
I'll throw in a good word. You won't have to ask,...

#548
..sir.

#549
..sir.

#550
# Son,

#551
# What have you done?

#552
# What have you done?

#553
'I think that life comes down to the choices you've made along the way.'

#554
'I think that life comes down to the choices you've made along the way.'

#555
'Like the choice to stand up to a superior.'

#556
'Like the choice to stand up to a superior.'

#557
# Life

#558
# Life

#559
# Can't be so easy

#560
# Can't be so easy

#561
'Or to focus on what you have in common instead of what you don't.'

#562
'Or to focus on what you have in common instead of what you don't.'

#563
# Cos you're not

#564
# Cos you're not

#565
# In control no more

#566
# And you give it all away

#567
# And you give it all away

#568
'Or the choice to let someone help you for once.'

#569
'Or the choice to let someone help you for once.'

#570
# Would you give it all away?

#571
# Don't let it come apart #

#572
# Don't let it come apart #

#573
'You just have to trust your decisions.'

#574
'You just have to trust your decisions.'

#575
-We gotta get you some bigger hands.

#576
'And hopefully, -you'll land on solid ground.'

#577
'And hopefully, -you'll land on solid ground.'

#578
What about your new mop? -I like my old one.

#579
-But you cried. -No, that was you.

#580
-But you cried. -No, that was you.

#581
-Augh! It's a good one.

#582
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