Scrubs

#1
-How about this one? -You want to get a clear shower curtain?

#2
-How about this one? -You want to get a clear shower curtain?

#3
Why don't I just nude up in the living room?

#4
Why don't I just nude up in the living room?

#5
-I could always doodle in chest hairs right about where you stand.

#6
-I could always doodle in chest hairs right about where you stand.

#7
-I have a chest hair. I named him Clancy.

#8
-I have a chest hair. I named him Clancy.

#9
'And then it happened.' -Can I help you, sir?

#10
'Sir. Sir. Sir. Sir.'

#11
-I can't believe she called me "sir." -She called me "mister."

#12
-I can't believe she called me "sir." -She called me "mister."

#13
-Maybe it's because you're bald. -I'm not bald, I shave my head.

#14
-Maybe it's because you're bald. -I'm not bald, I shave my head.

#15
-Maybe it's because you're bald. -I'm not bald, I shave my head.

#16
-Well, then let it grow back. -Careful, honey.

#17
-We're practically kids. -Really? What are you doing for Halloween tomorrow night?

#18
-We're practically kids. -Really? What are you doing for Halloween tomorrow night?

#19
-We're practically kids. -Really? What are you doing for Halloween tomorrow night?

#20
-We used to dress up as pigs and hit every bar in town.

#21
-Yeah, you have not lived until you have seen a drunken pig do the robot.

#22
-Yeah, you have not lived until you have seen a drunken pig do the robot.

#23
(BOTH MIMIC ROBOTS)

#24
(BOTH MIMIC ROBOTS)

#25
-She asked what you're doing this Halloween.

#26
-We got plans. -Big plans. -Watch TV and sleep?

#27
-We got plans. -Big plans. -Watch TV and sleep?

#28
-Yeah, pretty much. -I may take a bath first.

#29
-Yeah, pretty much. -I may take a bath first.

#30
-Bubbles? -Gimme some.

#31
'It was sad, cos I started to think I'd never feel like a kid again.' -Hey, little brother!

#32
'It was sad, cos I started to think I'd never feel like a kid again.' -Hey, little brother!

#33
'It was sad, cos I started to think I'd never feel like a kid again.' -Hey, little brother!

#34
It's the headlocking Dan. -What are you doing here?!

#35
-Vivian, I was just going to ask you the exact same question,

#36
-Vivian, I was just going to ask you the exact same question,

#37
seeing as how I paged you four minutes and 38 seconds ago.

#38
seeing as how I paged you four minutes and 38 seconds ago.

#39
-This is my big brother, Dan. He just showed up.

#40
-This is my big brother, Dan. He just showed up.

#41
-Four minutes and 44 seconds.

#42
-Four minutes and 44 seconds.

#43
-Easy there, chief.

#44
Why don't we have a nurse pour you a glass of calm-down juice?

#45
Why don't we have a nurse pour you a glass of calm-down juice?

#46
-Dan, uh-uh.

#47
-Newbie, I found I couldn't sleep last night,

#48
-Newbie, I found I couldn't sleep last night,

#49
so I started to make a list of things that annoy me more than you.

#50
so I started to make a list of things that annoy me more than you.

#51
so I started to make a list of things that annoy me more than you.

#52
Anyway, I came up with people who call Wednesdays "hump day" and all Sandra Bullock's movies.

#53
Anyway, I came up with people who call Wednesdays "hump day" and all Sandra Bullock's movies.

#54
But now I'm thrilled to announce your brother tops the list. -Chief, is there an intermission?

#55
But now I'm thrilled to announce your brother tops the list. -Chief, is there an intermission?

#56
But now I'm thrilled to announce your brother tops the list. -Chief, is there an intermission?

#57
I gotta go take a whiz.

#58
I gotta go take a whiz.

#59
I gotta go take a whiz.

#60
Actually, why don't you tell me what you are keen on? -Oh, Dan, no.

#61
Actually, why don't you tell me what you are keen on? -Oh, Dan, no.

#62
-Where's the crapper?

#63
-What brings you to town?

#64
-Some guy hired me to fly here and drive his Mercedes back.

#65
-Some guy hired me to fly here and drive his Mercedes back.

#66
It's an easy way to make extra cash. -And you get to hang out with Bambi.

#67
It's an easy way to make extra cash. -And you get to hang out with Bambi.

#68
'Maybe he'll let that go.' -Bambi?

#69
'Maybe he'll let that go.' -Bambi?

#70
-It's a term of endearment that only Carla uses. -I respect that, Bambi.

#71
-It's a term of endearment that only Carla uses. -I respect that, Bambi.

#72
-You do not want to get on Bambi's bad side and suffer the wrath of Bambi.

#73
-You do not want to get on Bambi's bad side and suffer the wrath of Bambi.

#74
-Why are you here?

#75
-Room 310's tests came back negative. You can give him the good news.

#76
-Room 310's tests came back negative. You can give him the good news.

#77
-Let me do it. -What?!

#78
-Let me do it. -What?!

#79
-I can totally be a doctor. -I can't let you!

#80
-I won't call you Bambi any more.

#81
-I won't call you Bambi any more.

#82
It was touch and go there for a while, but you pulled through.

#83
It was touch and go there for a while, but you pulled through.

#84
We'll get you out of here today, but keep an eye on those Rickles.

#85
We'll get you out of here today, but keep an eye on those Rickles.

#86
-Rickles is my last name. -You bet it is. Do you have kids?

#87
-Rickles is my last name. -You bet it is. Do you have kids?

#88
-Yeah, two. -Let's keep an eye on the little Rickles.

#89
Children are our future -Doctor, an emergency.

#90
Children are our future -Doctor, an emergency.

#91
We need you right away. -Dammit, Bambi, I'm busy.

#92
We need you right away. -Dammit, Bambi, I'm busy.

#93
It's so hard to find a good male nurse these days. Am I right?

#94
It's so hard to find a good male nurse these days. Am I right?

#95
# I can't do this all on my own

#96
# I can't do this all on my own

#97
# No, I know, I'm no superman

#98
# No, I know, I'm no superman

#99
# I'm no superman #

#100
# I'm no superman #

#101
-Dan wasn't just the captain of every team, he was like the mayor of our high school.

#102
-Dan wasn't just the captain of every team, he was like the mayor of our high school.

#103
-Dan wasn't just the captain of every team, he was like the mayor of our high school.

#104
The jocks dug him, the burnouts dug him, the nerds, like, worshipped him.

#105
The jocks dug him, the burnouts dug him, the nerds, like, worshipped him.

#106
-What about you? -He mentioned the nerds. -Why hurt me?

#107
-I thought I'd be cool in school,

#108
-I thought I'd be cool in school,

#109
but my dad made me play the tuba in the band and I developed massive forearms.

#110
but my dad made me play the tuba in the band and I developed massive forearms.

#111
At the prom my silk gloves exploded off me like I was the Incredible Hulk.

#112
At the prom my silk gloves exploded off me like I was the Incredible Hulk.

#113
-I think it's sexy to dance with a woman who can lift her partner over her head. (LAUGHS)

#114
-I think it's sexy to dance with a woman who can lift her partner over her head. (LAUGHS)

#115
'It's nice when your friends -and family click.'

#116
'It's nice when your friends -and family click.'

#117
'It makes you feel like - Wait, is she still laughing?!'

#118
-Huh?

#119
(BOTH GROWL)

#120
(BOTH GROWL)

#121
Stop your stupid laughing, it makes you look like a whore!

#122
Stop your stupid laughing, it makes you look like a whore!

#123
Joking.

#124
-I appreciate everything you did for my husband.

#125
The funeral's tomorrow, if you can attend.

#126
The funeral's tomorrow, if you can attend.

#127
-Unfortunately, I'm in surgery all day. I'm sorry for your loss.

#128
-Unfortunately, I'm in surgery all day. I'm sorry for your loss.

#129
-Dodging the funeral. Nice(!)

#130
-Dodging the funeral. Nice(!)

#131
-Excuse me? -Just a veteran move from the baby-faced sophomore.

#132
-Excuse me? -Just a veteran move from the baby-faced sophomore.

#133
-"I'm sorry for your loss" was a little Hallmarky for me,

#134
-"I'm sorry for your loss" was a little Hallmarky for me,

#135
but darn it all if you're not showing just a ton of promise.

#136
but darn it all if you're not showing just a ton of promise.

#137
-If I could be there, I'd be there.

#138
-If I could be there, I'd be there.

#139
Wait a second, you treated him, right. So you should want to go too, right?.

#140
Wait a second, you treated him, right. So you should want to go too, right?.

#141
-Hey, Gandhi, I attended that poor vegetable's funeral

#142
-Hey, Gandhi, I attended that poor vegetable's funeral

#143
every single time I set foot in his room over the last six weeks.

#144
every single time I set foot in his room over the last six weeks.

#145
Thank God the family moved him over to surgery

#146
Thank God the family moved him over to surgery

#147
-where you guys were good enough to help him kick that nasty oxygen habit he had.

#148
-where you guys were good enough to help him kick that nasty oxygen habit he had.

#149
-That's great, make jokes.

#150
-That's great, make jokes.

#151
I wish I could be an insensitive, cynical, robo-doc like you,

#152
I wish I could be an insensitive, cynical, robo-doc like you,

#153
but unfortunately I don't hate the world enough.

#154
but unfortunately I don't hate the world enough.

#155
You know what I'm saying, chief?

#156
-Would people please stop calling me "chief"! -Hey, numb nuts.

#157
-Would people please stop calling me "chief"! -Hey, numb nuts.

#158
-Would people please stop calling me "chief"! -Hey, numb nuts.

#159
-Dan, do you remember when we were kids

#160
and every Halloween you used to try and scare the crap out of me.

#161
and every Halloween you used to try and scare the crap out of me.

#162
(YELLS) (SCREAMS)

#163
(YELLS) (SCREAMS)

#164
-Yeah, I remember that.

#165
So while I'm here, we should play some Frisbee golf.

#166
So while I'm here, we should play some Frisbee golf.

#167
We should maybe give Dad a call. We should definitely make sure I sleep with that Elliot chick.

#168
We should maybe give Dad a call. We should definitely make sure I sleep with that Elliot chick.

#169
We should maybe give Dad a call. We should definitely make sure I sleep with that Elliot chick.

#170
-That's a little weird for me,

#171
cos I don't know if you know this or not, but we used to be intimate.

#172
cos I don't know if you know this or not, but we used to be intimate.

#173
-Intimate? What'd you do, bathe her?. -Yeah, once, but she was wearing a swimsuit.

#174
-Intimate? What'd you do, bathe her?. -Yeah, once, but she was wearing a swimsuit.

#175
-Intimate? What'd you do, bathe her?. -Yeah, once, but she was wearing a swimsuit.

#176
-I get it. I'll back off. It's gonna be tough though, cos sounds kinda wild. Gisssh! -Gisssh!

#177
-I get it. I'll back off. It's gonna be tough though, cos sounds kinda wild. Gisssh! -Gisssh!

#178
-You can't teach it.

#179
-You can't teach it.

#180
-Come on. Let's go. You got an opposable thumb, you can use it. God, I hate Halloween!

#181
-Come on. Let's go. You got an opposable thumb, you can use it. God, I hate Halloween!

#182
-Come on. Let's go. You got an opposable thumb, you can use it. God, I hate Halloween!

#183
-Come on. Let's go. You got an opposable thumb, you can use it. God, I hate Halloween!

#184
You mean the popcorn balls and the deformed lollipops?

#185
I mean, honestly, where do you get this crap anyway? -I made it.

#186
I mean, honestly, where do you get this crap anyway? -I made it.

#187
If you want name-brand candy, my fist is packed with peanuts.

#188
If you want name-brand candy, my fist is packed with peanuts.

#189
-Of course it is. -Oh, what's the matter? Did Raggedy Ann scare you?

#190
-Of course it is. -Oh, what's the matter? Did Raggedy Ann scare you?

#191
-Of course it is. -Oh, what's the matter? Did Raggedy Ann scare you?

#192
-What are you, a rat? (SNARLS)

#193
-Don't listen to him, baby. -I never do.

#194
-Don't listen to him, baby. -I never do.

#195
-Your intern asked for a surgical consult on Mr Carney.

#196
-Your intern asked for a surgical consult on Mr Carney.

#197
-Yeah. -I suggest we do a fem-pop bypass.

#198
-Mr Carney's a frail old man who'd probably snap in half from a light sponge bath.

#199
-Mr Carney's a frail old man who'd probably snap in half from a light sponge bath.

#200
-Mr Carney's a frail old man who'd probably snap in half from a light sponge bath.

#201
-If we do surgery, we could improve his quality of life.

#202
-If we do surgery, we could improve his quality of life.

#203
-The guy's a thousand.

#204
Is he gonna go to Europe, open up a cafe, and finally meet that 900-year-old girl of his dreams(?)

#205
Is he gonna go to Europe, open up a cafe, and finally meet that 900-year-old girl of his dreams(?)

#206
Is he gonna go to Europe, open up a cafe, and finally meet that 900-year-old girl of his dreams(?)

#207
-I've made my recommendation.

#208
-You stood up for what you believe in and I respect that. $20 says you kill him.

#209
-You stood up for what you believe in and I respect that. $20 says you kill him.

#210
-You're on! -You got it, baby.

#211
(GROANS) Can I get some sugar over here?

#212
(GROANS) Can I get some sugar over here?

#213
-Can anyone tell me the dermatologic condition associated with rhinophyma? Dr Murphy?

#214
-Can anyone tell me the dermatologic condition associated with rhinophyma? Dr Murphy?

#215
-Could it be psoriasis?

#216
-Could it be psoriasis?

#217
-And yet further proof that the clown costume is redundant.

#218
-And yet further proof that the clown costume is redundant.

#219
Now, if any of you other revellers get the urge to dress up on this the mother of all non-holidays,

#220
Now, if any of you other revellers get the urge to dress up on this the mother of all non-holidays,

#221
Now, if any of you other revellers get the urge to dress up on this the mother of all non-holidays,

#222
please consider me the razor blade in your caramel apple.

#223
please consider me the razor blade in your caramel apple.

#224
We're professionals, dammit!

#225
You know, it's nothing personal, son, you just make me sick.

#226
You know, it's nothing personal, son, you just make me sick.

#227
-He called me "son." He called me "son."

#228
-He called me "son." He called me "son."

#229
-Score. -Oh, yeah!

#230
-Score. -Oh, yeah!

#231
-Are you going to lunch with your brother?

#232
-Are you going to lunch with your brother?

#233
-Yeah. I would have invited you, but I made the reservation for two.

#234
-Yeah. I would have invited you, but I made the reservation for two.

#235
-So call and change it to three. -I won't mess with that hostess, she uses sharp tones.

#236
-So call and change it to three. -I won't mess with that hostess, she uses sharp tones.

#237
-Yeah, right. Three seconds to give me the real reason, otherwise I'm coming.

#238
-Yeah, right. Three seconds to give me the real reason, otherwise I'm coming.

#239
Three, two, one.

#240
Three, two, one.

#241
-Because I need special time with my brother. Argh!

#242
-Trick. -Excuse me?

#243
-Trick. -Excuse me?

#244
-You gotta be wondering, "Am I gonna get a trick, or am I gonna get a treat?"

#245
-You gotta be wondering, "Am I gonna get a trick, or am I gonna get a treat?"

#246
-You gotta be wondering, "Am I gonna get a trick, or am I gonna get a treat?"

#247
You'll be getting a trick. -Whatever.

#248
You'll be getting a trick. -Whatever.

#249
-It'll be fast and you won't even know it's me.

#250
-You just told me it was gonna be you.

#251
-You just told me it was gonna be you.

#252
-You'll still have your doubts.

#253
And the best part is you're gonna be nervous all day about it,

#254
And the best part is you're gonna be nervous all day about it,

#255
(SPOOKILY) cos it can happen at any time.

#256
(SIGHS)

#257
(SIGHS)

#258
-Like now! (SCREAMS)

#259
-That wasn't it. Fun though.

#260
-That wasn't it. Fun though.

#261
-False alarm, boys.

#262
-False alarm, boys.

#263
-Alright, here we go, Mr Carney.

#264
-Alright, here we go, Mr Carney.

#265
Doctor Wen, I want you to stay focused, OK?

#266
Doctor Wen, I want you to stay focused, OK?

#267
I want Doctor Wen to be Doctor Zen, man.

#268
I want Doctor Wen to be Doctor Zen, man.

#269
-Christopher, after 15 years and over 10,000 surgeries, I think I can do without the pep talk.

#270
-Christopher, after 15 years and over 10,000 surgeries, I think I can do without the pep talk.

#271
-Message received, sir.

#272
-Message received, sir.

#273
(WHISPERS) I believe in you.

#274
(WHISPERS) I believe in you.

#275
'So, we're having lunch together, -it doesn't have to be awkward.'

#276
'So, we're having lunch together, -it doesn't have to be awkward.'

#277
-What's my bro like in the sack? -What?! -Don't answer that.

#278
-What's my bro like in the sack? -What?! -Don't answer that.

#279
-He tries hard, but there's room for improvement. Take a sip of your drink. (LAUGHS)

#280
-He tries hard, but there's room for improvement. Take a sip of your drink. (LAUGHS)

#281
-Hey! -What? I was thirsty.

#282
-Hey! -What? I was thirsty.

#283
-Alright, fine. Ask me if she could be better.

#284
What? Thirsty.

#285
What? Thirsty.

#286
-I wasn't thirsty.

#287
-Stable condition.

#288
-Stable condition.

#289
What time is it? Time to dance.

#290
Come on. With it now. Come on. Bring it back.

#291
Come on. With it now. Come on. Bring it back.

#292
Come on. Hee-hee! Whoop! Pay the man.

#293
Come on. Hee-hee! Whoop! Pay the man.

#294
-There you go.

#295
-There you go.

#296
-Hello, Mr Jackson.

#297
I wanna introduce you to the Washington brothers.

#298
I wanna introduce you to the Washington brothers.

#299
Ya'll get nice and cosy up in my wallet. (LAUGHS)

#300
Ya'll get nice and cosy up in my wallet. (LAUGHS)

#301
-Before you get too high up on your horse, Tonto,

#302
-Before you get too high up on your horse, Tonto,

#303
I feel it's my duty to remind you of something.

#304
-Hmm? -See, you just made a $20 bet on whether a fellow human being would live or die.

#305
-Hmm? -See, you just made a $20 bet on whether a fellow human being would live or die.

#306
Now, tell me, just exactly how's that make you feel, Mr Sensitive? Pretty good?

#307
Now, tell me, just exactly how's that make you feel, Mr Sensitive? Pretty good?

#308
All the best(!)

#309
(MONITORS BEEP)

#310
(MONITORS BEEP)

#311
-So, why did you drive someone else's car across country?

#312
-So, why did you drive someone else's car across country?

#313
-It is a great way to make $300.

#314
-It is a great way to make $300.

#315
-What do you do that you can take the time off? -I tend bar.

#316
-What do you do that you can take the time off? -I tend bar.

#317
-But it's like -the -bar.

#318
It's where all the college kids and everybody goes. I go there when I'm home.

#319
It's where all the college kids and everybody goes. I go there when I'm home.

#320
-You still live in your hometown?

#321
-You still live in your hometown?

#322
-I take care of my Mom's place, I stay with her.

#323
-Well, Dan, you don't stay with her.

#324
-Well, Dan, you don't stay with her.

#325
He's not like Greg Brady living in the attic with beads for a door.

#326
He's not like Greg Brady living in the attic with beads for a door.

#327
He totally has his own space.

#328
He totally has his own space.

#329
More like Kirk Cameron in Growing Pains when he lived above the garage with Boner.

#330
More like Kirk Cameron in Growing Pains when he lived above the garage with Boner.

#331
Anyone? Am I the only one? Boner? No?

#332
Anyone? Am I the only one? Boner? No?

#333
'That's when I realised that even though I was jealous,

#334
'That's when I realised that even though I was jealous,

#335
that's not why I was trying to keep Elliot and Dan apart.' Dan's doing great.

#336
that's not why I was trying to keep Elliot and Dan apart.' Dan's doing great.

#337
'The real reason was that I was ashamed of my brother. And I think he knew it, too.'

#338
'The real reason was that I was ashamed of my brother. And I think he knew it, too.'

#339
-You two should probably get back to work.

#340
-You two should probably get back to work.

#341
-These heated seats are amazing. They make my butt tingle.

#342
-These heated seats are amazing. They make my butt tingle.

#343
-Every time you say that an angel gets her wings.

#344
It's a sweet ride, but as JD has made clear, I could never afford this car.

#345
It's a sweet ride, but as JD has made clear, I could never afford this car.

#346
It's a sweet ride, but as JD has made clear, I could never afford this car.

#347
-Would you please just let it go?

#348
-So, I'll see ya.

#349
-Not if I see you first. (LAUGHS)

#350
'I knew my brother would handle this -the way he always did when we had a deep emotional conflict.'

#351
'I knew my brother would handle this -the way he always did when we had a deep emotional conflict.'

#352
'I knew my brother would handle this -the way he always did when we had a deep emotional conflict.'

#353
-Can you work the windows from there? -No. Why?

#354
(BREAKS WIND) Oh, God!

#355
(BREAKS WIND) Oh, God!

#356
Please tell me that was the horn.

#357
-There's your heated seat, my friend. -Oh, God! It's everywhere!

#358
-There's your heated seat, my friend. -Oh, God! It's everywhere!

#359
-Do you have any idea how long I've been waiting on you?

#360
-Do you have any idea how long I've been waiting on you?

#361
If you're not here in 30 minutes, I expect a free dead body or at least some garlic knots.

#362
If you're not here in 30 minutes, I expect a free dead body or at least some garlic knots.

#363
-I think that's extremely insensitive.

#364
-I don't think so. Mrs Parker, you care to weigh in?

#365
-I don't think so. Mrs Parker, you care to weigh in?

#366
Nope, she's fine with it. And she knows a thing or two.

#367
Nope, she's fine with it. And she knows a thing or two.

#368
Except, of course, that a yellow light means to slow down.

#369
Except, of course, that a yellow light means to slow down.

#370
-You're not understanding what I'm trying to tell you. Kitty, this sucks.

#371
-You're not understanding what I'm trying to tell you. Kitty, this sucks.

#372
-How can I make it better?

#373
-How can I make it better?

#374
-Thank you so much for coming.

#375
-Thank you so much for coming.

#376
-Are you kidding? We've been looking forward to this.

#377
-Are you kidding? We've been looking forward to this.

#378
You know,... ever since he died. (LAUGHS NERVOUSLY)

#379
-Hey, you OK? -Yeah, why wouldn't I be?

#380
-Hey, you OK? -Yeah, why wouldn't I be?

#381
-You and your brother? The tension on the ride back was palpable.

#382
-You and your brother? The tension on the ride back was palpable.

#383
I wanted to say something. I was this close to getting back in.

#384
I wanted to say something. I was this close to getting back in.

#385
-That wouldn't have been wise. No, seriously, thank you, Elliot, we're fine.

#386
-That wouldn't have been wise. No, seriously, thank you, Elliot, we're fine.

#387
Damn you, you dirty ape!

#388
(ORGAN MUSIC)

#389
(ORGAN MUSIC)

#390
-Babe, you have to try one of these. They are to die for.

#391
-Babe, you have to try one of these. They are to die for.

#392
I'm sorry for your loss. Go ahead, try one.

#393
I'm sorry for your loss. Go ahead, try one.

#394
-Mother, this is Dr Turk, the surgeon that worked so hard.

#395
-Mother, this is Dr Turk, the surgeon that worked so hard.

#396
-It's the least I could do for...

#397
-It's the least I could do for...

#398
-You see, he doesn't even remember his name.

#399
-No, I remember his name. His name was...

#400
-No, I remember his name. His name was...

#401
His name was...

#402
His name was...

#403
Was...

#404
Was er...

#405
Was er...

#406
You know, we used to call him Old Chicken Neck.

#407
You know, we used to call him Old Chicken Neck.

#408
-Doctors today, they don't care.

#409
-No. It's just that recently I've had a lot of patients and I've been really busy.

#410
-No. It's just that recently I've had a lot of patients and I've been really busy.

#411
-Not too busy to come here and stuff your face with free food.

#412
-Not too busy to come here and stuff your face with free food.

#413
-Damn you, woman!

#414
-Damn you, woman!

#415
-Ladies, this is a caring doctor. He did everything he could for Bob.

#416
-Ladies, this is a caring doctor. He did everything he could for Bob.

#417
-Right(!) -Huh!

#418
-This is Bob?! That's Bob?! -Like for apples. You know, bob.

#419
-This is Bob?! That's Bob?! -Like for apples. You know, bob.

#420
Oh, I get it Let's see how tough you are without your costume on.

#421
Oh, I get it Let's see how tough you are without your costume on.

#422
Go ahead and knock the folders out of my hand now.

#423
Go ahead and knock the folders out of my hand now.

#424
-What costume? -You weren't wearing a gorilla suit?

#425
-What costume? -You weren't wearing a gorilla suit?

#426
-Someone running around in a gorilla suit? What's he look like? -A gorilla.

#427
-Someone running around in a gorilla suit? What's he look like? -A gorilla.

#428
-No, it's not me. -Then why knock the folder out of my hand?

#429
-No, it's not me. -Then why knock the folder out of my hand?

#430
-Because you asked me to. Here ya go.

#431
-I didn't ask you to do that! -That comes free with a folder knock.

#432
-I didn't ask you to do that! -That comes free with a folder knock.

#433
-Hey, sport. How you doing? -Good, sir.

#434
-Hey, sport. How you doing? -Good, sir.

#435
-I don't have time to flirt, son.

#436
-I don't have time to flirt, son.

#437
There have been rumblings that you let your brother play doctor the other day.

#438
There have been rumblings that you let your brother play doctor the other day.

#439
-Doctor Kelso - -Doctor Dorian, if I had one shred of evidence that incident took place,

#440
-Doctor Kelso - -Doctor Dorian, if I had one shred of evidence that incident took place,

#441
you would be working with my nephew so fast it'd make your head spin.

#442
you would be working with my nephew so fast it'd make your head spin.

#443
-Sir, I don't follow. -He cleans pools!

#444
-Sir, I don't follow. -He cleans pools!

#445
I forgot you didn't know that. I trust we will not be seeing your brother in the hospital again.

#446
I forgot you didn't know that. I trust we will not be seeing your brother in the hospital again.

#447
-Not inside, no.

#448
-I'm totally going to hell! -Turk, wait!

#449
-I'm totally going to hell! -Turk, wait!

#450
People get thrown out of funerals every day. (LAUGHS)

#451
People get thrown out of funerals every day. (LAUGHS)

#452
(SIGHS)

#453
-Why are you laughing?

#454
-Why are you laughing?

#455
-Off the top of my head, I'd have to say it's because he's suffering.

#456
-Off the top of my head, I'd have to say it's because he's suffering.

#457
Of course, I love the poetry of someone putting himself up on a pedestal,

#458
Of course, I love the poetry of someone putting himself up on a pedestal,

#459
then getting knocked back down into this puddle of self-hatred with the rest of us.

#460
then getting knocked back down into this puddle of self-hatred with the rest of us.

#461
-Did you do this to him?!

#462
-Oh, I don't know, did anybody ever really do anything to anybody else?

#463
-Oh, I don't know, did anybody ever really do anything to anybody else?

#464
-Oh, I don't know, did anybody ever really do anything to anybody else?

#465
-Tell me why you did this, and it better be good.

#466
-Tell me why you did this, and it better be good.

#467
-How does for poops and giggles grab ya?

#468
-How does for poops and giggles grab ya?

#469
Isn't there something you guys wanna talk about?

#470
Isn't there something you guys wanna talk about?

#471
You know, like cars, or sports,... or boobs?

#472
-Boobs. Remember Fred Keifer's mom?

#473
-She wore a tank top to Fred's 13th birthday party.

#474
-She wore a tank top to Fred's 13th birthday party.

#475
She taught us how to bob for apples and three guys passed out.

#476
She taught us how to bob for apples and three guys passed out.

#477
(LAUGHS) Great story. Now how about -something with more substance.

#478
(LAUGHS) Great story. Now how about -something with more substance.

#479
-Remember the cans on Pat Clark's mom? -Those were awesome.

#480
-Remember the cans on Pat Clark's mom? -Those were awesome.

#481
-You know what, forget it.

#482
-Elliot, come on. What does she expect us to talk about?

#483
-Elliot, come on. What does she expect us to talk about?

#484
-Maybe the fact that you're so embarrassed by me that you make excuses about how I live my life?

#485
-Maybe the fact that you're so embarrassed by me that you make excuses about how I live my life?

#486
-Maybe the fact that you're so embarrassed by me that you make excuses about how I live my life?

#487
-Oh, yeah.

#488
(ALARM DEACTIVATES)

#489
We're... working hard on a cure.

#490
(WHISTLES) Let's go. Field trip. -I've got things to do.

#491
(WHISTLES) Let's go. Field trip. -I've got things to do.

#492
-You off to another funeral? Come with me now and if you're late for the graveyard,

#493
-You off to another funeral? Come with me now and if you're late for the graveyard,

#494
I will scour the obituaries with you this weekend and we can just go nuts.

#495
I will scour the obituaries with you this weekend and we can just go nuts.

#496
-Carla put you up to this? -No, it was my idea.

#497
I desperately wanna be close with you, I just can't figure out how to connect. Turn around.

#498
I desperately wanna be close with you, I just can't figure out how to connect. Turn around.

#499
I desperately wanna be close with you, I just can't figure out how to connect. Turn around.

#500
Turn around.

#501
You see Doctor Wen in there?

#502
You see Doctor Wen in there?

#503
He's explaining to that family that something went wrong and that the patient died.

#504
He's explaining to that family that something went wrong and that the patient died.

#505
He's gonna tell 'em what happened, he's gonna say he's sorry, and then he's going back to work.

#506
He's gonna tell 'em what happened, he's gonna say he's sorry, and then he's going back to work.

#507
He's gonna tell 'em what happened, he's gonna say he's sorry, and then he's going back to work.

#508
You think anybody else there is going back to work today?

#509
That is why we distance ourselves, that's why we make jokes.

#510
That is why we distance ourselves, that's why we make jokes.

#511
That is why we distance ourselves, that's why we make jokes.

#512
We don't do it because it's fun, we do it so we can get by.

#513
We don't do it because it's fun, we do it so we can get by.

#514
And sometimes because it's fun.

#515
And sometimes because it's fun.

#516
But mostly it's the getting by thing.

#517
But mostly it's the getting by thing.

#518
Oh, and by the way. Bob.

#519
Oh, and by the way. Bob.

#520
Who doesn't get that?!

#521
Who doesn't get that?!

#522
(SIGHS) JD, we're all proud -you're a doctor,

#523
(SIGHS) JD, we're all proud -you're a doctor,

#524
just because I haven't achieved as much, it doesn't mean I don't like what I do.

#525
just because I haven't achieved as much, it doesn't mean I don't like what I do.

#526
-Being a bartender's fine.

#527
-I like living with Mom. -She makes great eggs.

#528
-I like living with Mom. -She makes great eggs.

#529
-All in all,... I'm pretty damn happy.

#530
-All in all,... I'm pretty damn happy.

#531
I'm happy, you know.

#532
'And now for the apology.'

#533
'And now for the apology.'

#534
That's a load of crap. Look, I know you, OK?

#535
That's a load of crap. Look, I know you, OK?

#536
The reason you wanted to pretend you're a doctor

#537
is cos you hate working in that bar and you wanted to feel like somebody.

#538
is cos you hate working in that bar and you wanted to feel like somebody.

#539
Dan, you're not driving that car across the country for the $300,

#540
Dan, you're not driving that car across the country for the $300,

#541
you like the way you feel when you drive it.

#542
you like the way you feel when you drive it.

#543
And the funny thing is you could be that guy.

#544
And the funny thing is you could be that guy.

#545
But you're afraid that if you have to try at something, you might fail,

#546
But you're afraid that if you have to try at something, you might fail,

#547
and that's just not a chance you're willing to take.

#548
-What can I say?

#549
-What can I say?

#550
It's been a real pleasure seeing you.

#551
(SIGHS)

#552
Dan.

#553
'Right then I knew I'd never see my brother the same way again.'

#554
'Right then I knew I'd never see my brother the same way again.'

#555
'You can never let go of the kid inside of you.'

#556
-That girl in the wolf outfit is totally checking you out.

#557
-That girl in the wolf outfit is totally checking you out.

#558
-I'd let her blow my house down, you know what I'm saying!

#559
-I'd let her blow my house down, you know what I'm saying!

#560
(BOTH) -Oh, yeah!

#561
(BOTH) -Oh, yeah!

#562
'You see, it's the kid inside of us -that keeps us all from going crazy.'

#563
'You see, it's the kid inside of us -that keeps us all from going crazy.'

#564
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#565
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Season 2, Episode 6 — My Big Brother

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