Scrubs

#1
Mike, before we get you out of here

#2
Mike, before we get you out of here

#3
Mike, before we get you out of here

#4
'Even their own home video.'

#5
'Even their own home video.'

#6
See, right about here is where you get hurt. (LAUGHS)

#7
See, right about here is where you get hurt. (LAUGHS)

#8
Here you're not hurt and then... Oh!

#9
Here you're not hurt and then... Oh!

#10
Good God! Hurt again!

#11
Not hurt. Hurt!

#12
Not hurt. Hurt!

#13
Baritone. Soprano!

#14
Baritone. Soprano!

#15
Married with two kids. Dying.

#16
Married with two kids. Dying.

#17
-Look, I get it, OK! -OK. OK, Mike. That's all that matters.

#18
-Look, I get it, OK! -OK. OK, Mike. That's all that matters.

#19
Victor! Victoria!

#20
Victor! Victoria!

#21
The kid thinks he's Evel Knievel.

#22
The kid thinks he's Evel Knievel.

#23
-Oh, gosh, I'd love to attend your safety camp this summer but my parents are making me go to Maine

#24
-Oh, gosh, I'd love to attend your safety camp this summer but my parents are making me go to Maine

#25
with them so make sure and take a lot of pictures so when you get back

#26
with them so make sure and take a lot of pictures so when you get back

#27
we can sit down and put together our friends forever collage.

#28
we can sit down and put together our friends forever collage.

#29
Come on. The kid's 16. He's a little busted up, it's no big deal.

#30
Come on. The kid's 16. He's a little busted up, it's no big deal.

#31
Come on. The kid's 16. He's a little busted up, it's no big deal.

#32
When you were a kid you must have cut your hand on your doll house. -Oh, please. I lived for danger.

#33
When you were a kid you must have cut your hand on your doll house. -Oh, please. I lived for danger.

#34
Who's looking for some frisbee?

#35
Who's looking for some frisbee?

#36
Get my Mom! Get my Mom!

#37
Get my Mom! Get my Mom!

#38
I had four different helmets.

#39
I had four different helmets.

#40
-I don't have time to be a 100 Watt bulb for your annoying little moth

#41
-I don't have time to be a 100 Watt bulb for your annoying little moth

#42
so if you just fly away that would be great. Just fly awa... a-hay.

#43
so if you just fly away that would be great. Just fly awa... a-hay.

#44
'I usually don't walk away -from Dr Cox but today's the day the pharmaceutical reps show up

#45
'I usually don't walk away -from Dr Cox but today's the day the pharmaceutical reps show up

#46
'I usually don't walk away -from Dr Cox but today's the day the pharmaceutical reps show up

#47
to peddle new drugs and at Sacred Heart that means one thing. Julie's here!'

#48
to peddle new drugs and at Sacred Heart that means one thing. Julie's here!'

#49
# Doctor, Doctor, gimme the news

#50
# Doctor, Doctor, gimme the news

#51
# I gotta bad case

#52
# Of loving you

#53
# Of loving you

#54
# No pill's gonna cure my ill

#55
# I gotta bad case

#56
# I gotta bad case

#57
# Of loving you

#58
# Of loving you

#59
# Doctor, Doctor, gimme the news

#60
# I gotta bad case

#61
# I gotta bad case

#62
# Of loving you #

#63
-Damn! -Damn!

#64
-Damn! -Damn!

#65
-Damn!

#66
-Damn!

#67
What? She's hot. -No. That's hot.

#68
-You know that fantasy I have of you, me and a player to be named later?

#69
-You know that fantasy I have of you, me and a player to be named later?

#70
-Yeah, fine. If it was someone like her I'd go for it.

#71
-Yeah, fine. If it was someone like her I'd go for it.

#72
-You are the best thing that has ever happened to me.

#73
-You are the best thing that has ever happened to me.

#74
-I can't believe you said that! -Oh, what? It's not like he's gonna do anything about it.

#75
-I can't believe you said that! -Oh, what? It's not like he's gonna do anything about it.

#76
-I was wondering if we could possibly... That woman there. -Oh!

#77
-I was wondering if we could possibly... That woman there. -Oh!

#78
-< Hey, baby. -Yeah. You can't ever give a guy that window.

#79
-< Hey, baby. -Yeah. You can't ever give a guy that window.

#80
# I can't do this

#81
# All on my own

#82
# All on my own

#83
# I'm no

#84
# I said I'm no

#85
# I said I'm no

#86
# Superman #

#87
# I'm no superman

#88
# I'm no superman

#89
# I'm no superman #

#90
'Even though she was way out of my -league I decided to show some guts

#91
'Even though she was way out of my -league I decided to show some guts

#92
and lay down the smoothest rap I knew.'

#93
and lay down the smoothest rap I knew.'

#94
H-H-Hey. -Hi, handsome. I'm Julie.

#95
-Oh, were you named after a precious jewel...

#96
-Oh, were you named after a precious jewel...

#97
..ee?

#98
-You're cute. Would you like a pen?

#99
-You're cute. Would you like a pen?

#100
-No, I'd... love one.

#101
-No, I'd... love one.

#102
-Go ahead. Take it.

#103
-Go ahead. Take it.

#104
'Steady. Easy, now.'

#105
'Steady. Easy, now.'

#106
'You're almost... there.' (WHISTLES) That's a bad newbie!

#107
'You're almost... there.' (WHISTLES) That's a bad newbie!

#108
My, God! You'd be more subtle if you stood naked in the hallway eating a 10-inch kielbasa.

#109
My, God! You'd be more subtle if you stood naked in the hallway eating a 10-inch kielbasa.

#110
-That hurts, Perry. -Let's go!

#111
-That hurts, Perry. -Let's go!

#112
-I gotta say I don't mind watching you two boys walk away. Oh, yeah!

#113
-I gotta say I don't mind watching you two boys walk away. Oh, yeah!

#114
Work it! (YELPS) -She's talking about our tushies. Let's go back walking backwards.

#115
Work it! (YELPS) -She's talking about our tushies. Let's go back walking backwards.

#116
Work it! (YELPS) -She's talking about our tushies. Let's go back walking backwards.

#117
-I hate no-one more than that Medusa. She is everything that's wrong

#118
-I hate no-one more than that Medusa. She is everything that's wrong

#119
with medicine. She makes me wanna tear someone's head off. -Dr Cox!

#120
with medicine. She makes me wanna tear someone's head off. -Dr Cox!

#121
I have a teeny little question about Mrs Conn's necrotizing fasciitis. -Oh, for you, Barbie, anything.

#122
I have a teeny little question about Mrs Conn's necrotizing fasciitis. -Oh, for you, Barbie, anything.

#123
-Super. -But first, I actually had my physical last week and while

#124
-Super. -But first, I actually had my physical last week and while

#125
my cholesterol was low my blood pressure was through the roof.

#126
my cholesterol was low my blood pressure was through the roof.

#127
My physician was stumped but now, thank God, you've helped to solve that riddle.

#128
My physician was stumped but now, thank God, you've helped to solve that riddle.

#129
The very instant I heard your shrill voice whining about a teeny problem

#130
The very instant I heard your shrill voice whining about a teeny problem

#131
it took every ounce of self-restraint I had to keep blood from shooting out my ears.

#132
it took every ounce of self-restraint I had to keep blood from shooting out my ears.

#133
it took every ounce of self-restraint I had to keep blood from shooting out my ears.

#134
-In the time it took you to say that you could have helped me instead. -Well, yes.

#135
-In the time it took you to say that you could have helped me instead. -Well, yes.

#136
But, here, that's what makes it delicious.

#137
But, here, that's what makes it delicious.

#138
(LAUGHS) What? I am not gonna -say a word. -You just did!

#139
(LAUGHS) What? I am not gonna -say a word. -You just did!

#140
-Except that. And that. And now, that. And that and that and that! I just keep on going.

#141
-Except that. And that. And now, that. And that and that and that! I just keep on going.

#142
-Except that. And that. And now, that. And that and that and that! I just keep on going.

#143
-Hey, cutie. What's your name?

#144
-Hey, cutie. What's your name?

#145
-I'm Carla. I'm your girlfriend and as much as I usually love it

#146
-I'm Carla. I'm your girlfriend and as much as I usually love it

#147
I don't have time to play that game where we pretend we never met, OK?

#148
I don't have time to play that game where we pretend we never met, OK?

#149
-Carla's a pretty name. -You know I'd play but because I'm just a nurse I have to get Dr Wilder's permission

#150
-Carla's a pretty name. -You know I'd play but because I'm just a nurse I have to get Dr Wilder's permission

#151
-Carla's a pretty name. -You know I'd play but because I'm just a nurse I have to get Dr Wilder's permission

#152
to give his patients some food even though I know it's perfectly fine.

#153
to give his patients some food even though I know it's perfectly fine.

#154
-Speaking of things that are perfectly fine. -Ugh!

#155
-Speaking of things that are perfectly fine. -Ugh!

#156
-It was a compliment. Why won't women talk to me? -You're slimy and turn everything into a double entendre.

#157
-It was a compliment. Why won't women talk to me? -You're slimy and turn everything into a double entendre.

#158
-It was a compliment. Why won't women talk to me? -You're slimy and turn everything into a double entendre.

#159
-Not true!

#160
-Go ahead. -I'd like to double her entendre.

#161
-Go ahead. -I'd like to double her entendre.

#162
Please!

#163
Please!

#164
'He's leaving. This is officially -the greatest day ever.'

#165
'He's leaving. This is officially -the greatest day ever.'

#166
Taking off? -Yeah. If that's OK?

#167
Taking off? -Yeah. If that's OK?

#168
-That's fine. -I just wanted to sneak out for an hour and see my kid's fourth grade play but you caught me.

#169
-That's fine. -I just wanted to sneak out for an hour and see my kid's fourth grade play but you caught me.

#170
-No, no catchees! -You're right! From now on before I do anything I'll run it by you first.

#171
-No, no catchees! -You're right! From now on before I do anything I'll run it by you first.

#172
-No, no catchees! -You're right! From now on before I do anything I'll run it by you first.

#173
Permission to see my kid overcome his shyness by appearing

#174
Permission to see my kid overcome his shyness by appearing

#175
in his class production of Town Without A Turkey.

#176
in his class production of Town Without A Turkey.

#177
-I gotta get back to work. -Back to work.

#178
-I gotta get back to work. -Back to work.

#179
Message received!

#180
'What just happened?'

#181
'What just happened?'

#182
-I can't figure out what to do about Mrs Conn. Should I send her for

#183
-I can't figure out what to do about Mrs Conn. Should I send her for

#184
-Don't send her to surgery. I'll tell

#185
I know I'm right cos I'm a wait-and-see kind of guy.

#186
I know I'm right cos I'm a wait-and-see kind of guy.

#187
In modern medicine we're faced with tough decisions almost every day. -You are amazing!

#188
In modern medicine we're faced with tough decisions almost every day. -You are amazing!

#189
In modern medicine we're faced with tough decisions almost every day. -You are amazing!

#190
-Well, amazing's sort of a strong word.

#191
I just show up and let the Lord work through me. -You think you're a better doctor than me, don't you?

#192
I just show up and let the Lord work through me. -You think you're a better doctor than me, don't you?

#193
'I do have better bedside manner. I -anticipate problems way ahead of time

#194
'I do have better bedside manner. I -anticipate problems way ahead of time

#195
and my hair never gets in my face, so, yes, yes, I do!'

#196
and my hair never gets in my face, so, yes, yes, I do!'

#197
No, I don't! -Yes, you do!

#198
No, I don't! -Yes, you do!

#199
Every time you stare off into space like this...

#200
..I know you're thinking something you're too afraid to say. -Please, I never do this.

#201
..I know you're thinking something you're too afraid to say. -Please, I never do this.

#202
'Maybe she's just upset because she knows I'm right.' -Oh, my God!

#203
'Maybe she's just upset because she knows I'm right.' -Oh, my God!

#204
-Dr Cox, I hate to bring it up again but it seems important.

#205
-Dr Cox, I hate to bring it up again but it seems important.

#206
Julie likes our tushies.

#207
Julie likes our tushies.

#208
-Newbie, any doctor with even a shred of self-respect wouldn't give that woman the time of day.

#209
-Newbie, any doctor with even a shred of self-respect wouldn't give that woman the time of day.

#210
(LAUGHING) Oh, Julie! Well, well, if it isn't the Captain and Tennille of the underworld.

#211
(LAUGHING) Oh, Julie! Well, well, if it isn't the Captain and Tennille of the underworld.

#212
(LAUGHING) Oh, Julie! Well, well, if it isn't the Captain and Tennille of the underworld.

#213
-Hi, boys. -Hi, Julie.

#214
-Perry, do you know the name of the new antiarrhythmic drug Julie's selling? -That's a tough one.

#215
-Perry, do you know the name of the new antiarrhythmic drug Julie's selling? -That's a tough one.

#216
-Perry, do you know the name of the new antiarrhythmic drug Julie's selling? -That's a tough one.

#217
-It's Plomox. -Nice work, Nancy Drew.

#218
-It's Plomox. -Nice work, Nancy Drew.

#219
Now see if you can solve the one about the missing ID badge.

#220
Now see if you can solve the one about the missing ID badge.

#221
-Plomox is the most effective antiarrhythmic drug on the market with minimal side effects.

#222
-Plomox is the most effective antiarrhythmic drug on the market with minimal side effects.

#223
Only nausea, impotence and anal leakage. -I'm getting two out of three just listening.

#224
Only nausea, impotence and anal leakage. -I'm getting two out of three just listening.

#225
-You can talk about it tonight at the dinner you're helping her put together.

#226
-You can talk about it tonight at the dinner you're helping her put together.

#227
-You can talk about it tonight at the dinner you're helping her put together.

#228
-Don't do this to me, Bob! -Do it to him, Bob.

#229
-Don't do this to me, Bob! -Do it to him, Bob.

#230
-We need a big staff turnout so don't take no for an answer. -You going, chief?

#231
-We need a big staff turnout so don't take no for an answer. -You going, chief?

#232
-No! If I wanted to make boring small talk over low-grade beef I'd have dinner at home.

#233
-No! If I wanted to make boring small talk over low-grade beef I'd have dinner at home.

#234
-I'm increasing your lidocaine drip a little bit, OK, Mr Brooks?

#235
-I'm increasing your lidocaine drip a little bit, OK, Mr Brooks?

#236
-Hey, Carla, you got a second? -No, actually, I'm swamped.

#237
-Hey, Carla, you got a second? -No, actually, I'm swamped.

#238
-I got a present for you.

#239
-I got a present for you.

#240
-Why would you get me a present? -Why does it need to be a birthday

#241
-Why would you get me a present? -Why does it need to be a birthday

#242
or anniversary for me to give my baby a little something?

#243
or anniversary for me to give my baby a little something?

#244
-Plus you figure to get yourself a little at-work something.

#245
-Plus you figure to get yourself a little at-work something.

#246
-I'll get the door!

#247
-I'll get the door!

#248
-Wow! A bus pass!

#249
-Wow! A bus pass!

#250
Help me get off my bra. -That's not all!

#251
Help me get off my bra. -That's not all!

#252
You'll use that bus pass for a paid trip to Nurse Practitioner School

#253
You'll use that bus pass for a paid trip to Nurse Practitioner School

#254
where you'll learn to be more than just a nurse.

#255
where you'll learn to be more than just a nurse.

#256
-Just a nurse? -Did I say just a nurse?! I meant a nurse!

#257
-Just a nurse? -Did I say just a nurse?! I meant a nurse!

#258
You complained about having to ask permission just to feed a patient.

#259
You complained about having to ask permission just to feed a patient.

#260
This way you'll take responsibility plus you'll make more money.

#261
This way you'll take responsibility plus you'll make more money.

#262
-You thought the only reason I do my job is because someone didn't

#263
-You thought the only reason I do my job is because someone didn't

#264
come along to hand me a brochure?!

#265
come along to hand me a brochure?!

#266
-And a bus pass.

#267
-And a bus pass.

#268
-You're unbelievable!

#269
-Damn! -Dude, I am just as disappointed as you are.

#270
-Damn! -Dude, I am just as disappointed as you are.

#271
Even though I sent Mrs Conn to surgery I know you were trying

#272
Even though I sent Mrs Conn to surgery I know you were trying

#273
to help and I overreacted and that's something I've been working on to not do as much.

#274
to help and I overreacted and that's something I've been working on to not do as much.

#275
-I still think you should have gone with my wait-and-see approach. -You're not the boss of me!

#276
-I still think you should have gone with my wait-and-see approach. -You're not the boss of me!

#277
-I still think you should have gone with my wait-and-see approach. -You're not the boss of me!

#278
-I'm not the boss of anyone here. -Permission to use the can, boss?

#279
-I'm not the boss of anyone here. -Permission to use the can, boss?

#280
-Enough, already! I'm not doing this!

#281
-Enough, already! I'm not doing this!

#282
Fine! Permission granted!

#283
-So, Mr Brooks is doing peachy, huh? -Peachy clean!

#284
-So, Mr Brooks is doing peachy, huh? -Peachy clean!

#285
-Great! A patient's improvement is always cause for celebration here at Sacred Heart.

#286
-Great! A patient's improvement is always cause for celebration here at Sacred Heart.

#287
-Great! A patient's improvement is always cause for celebration here at Sacred Heart.

#288
And yet, for some reason, I'm not wearing a party hat,

#289
And yet, for some reason, I'm not wearing a party hat,

#290
sitting bare ass on the hospital's copier machine. You know why?

#291
sitting bare ass on the hospital's copier machine. You know why?

#292
It's not because I have the name, "Johnny", tattooed on my butt. He's an old sailing buddy.

#293
It's not because I have the name, "Johnny", tattooed on my butt. He's an old sailing buddy.

#294
If you went through what we did you'd understand. It's because somebody

#295
If you went through what we did you'd understand. It's because somebody

#296
If you went through what we did you'd understand. It's because somebody

#297
went ahead and increased Mr Brooks's lidocaine drip and by law that can only be a doctor.

#298
went ahead and increased Mr Brooks's lidocaine drip and by law that can only be a doctor.

#299
Are you a doctor, Nurse Espinosa?

#300
Are you a doctor, Nurse Espinosa?

#301
Well? -No, sir.

#302
Well? -No, sir.

#303
-You're damn right you're not!

#304
-You're damn right you're not!

#305
-So, how's the guest list for tonight's state dinner shaping up?

#306
-So, how's the guest list for tonight's state dinner shaping up?

#307
-I don't have any definitive confirmations yet but,

#308
-I don't have any definitive confirmations yet but,

#309
admittedly, that could be because I haven't asked anyone.

#310
admittedly, that could be because I haven't asked anyone.

#311
-Why does it have to be like this every time I come here? I mean, what is your problem with me? -OK.

#312
-Why does it have to be like this every time I come here? I mean, what is your problem with me? -OK.

#313
Everyone here knows that you sell pills and yet you use phrases like,

#314
Everyone here knows that you sell pills and yet you use phrases like,

#315
Everyone here knows that you sell pills and yet you use phrases like,

#316
"Take orally", and, "Increases blood flow." Way too much!

#317
"Take orally", and, "Increases blood flow." Way too much!

#318
Don't you understand you got half the doctors on the staff believing if they go ahead and join

#319
Don't you understand you got half the doctors on the staff believing if they go ahead and join

#320
Team Plomox they got an outside shot of you showing them the cotton inside your bottle?

#321
Team Plomox they got an outside shot of you showing them the cotton inside your bottle?

#322
Team Plomox they got an outside shot of you showing them the cotton inside your bottle?

#323
Would you like to know the real dirty, dirty little secret?

#324
Would you like to know the real dirty, dirty little secret?

#325
It's that your drug is so damn good that you guys put a 600 per cent mark up on it.

#326
It's that your drug is so damn good that you guys put a 600 per cent mark up on it.

#327
Hey, the only one's hurt are the sick people, right?

#328
Hey, the only one's hurt are the sick people, right?

#329
Since your company doesn't care about them and you're part of it

#330
Since your company doesn't care about them and you're part of it

#331
it means you don't care either and that's what's making me sick.

#332
it means you don't care either and that's what's making me sick.

#333
-Well, you can say what you want, Perry.

#334
-Well, you can say what you want, Perry.

#335
But we both know that you'd love nothing more than to smack this fine ass.

#336
But we both know that you'd love nothing more than to smack this fine ass.

#337
But we both know that you'd love nothing more than to smack this fine ass.

#338
Oh! -Oh! -Perry!

#339
Harder, Perry! Oh!

#340
Don't stop, Perry!

#341
Don't stop, Perry!

#342
Oh, Perry! That feels go-o-o-od!

#343
Oh, Perry! That feels go-o-o-od!

#344
-Ah!

#345
-Ah!

#346
-Promise me you'll be more careful, right? -The only way to feel alive is to push the limits once in a while.

#347
-Promise me you'll be more careful, right? -The only way to feel alive is to push the limits once in a while.

#348
-Promise me you'll be more careful, right? -The only way to feel alive is to push the limits once in a while.

#349
-Well, keep it real. -Oh, God!

#350
-Well, keep it real. -Oh, God!

#351
See you, geek! -Buy a cup!

#352
See you, geek! -Buy a cup!

#353
Hey!

#354
Hey!

#355
What's wrong?

#356
-Mrs Conn died on the operating table.

#357
-Mrs Conn died on the operating table.

#358
'There are a lot of things -that can take you by surprise.'

#359
'There are a lot of things -that can take you by surprise.'

#360
'Sometimes it's just realising you're not as happy as you thought.'

#361
'Sometimes it's just realising you're not as happy as you thought.'

#362
'Sometimes it's a hot chick smacking her tushie.'

#363
'Sometimes it's a hot chick smacking her tushie.'

#364
'And sometimes it's when you take a chance...

#365
'And sometimes it's when you take a chance...

#366
..and lose.'

#367
-It just sucks, you know.

#368
-It just sucks, you know.

#369
'This is a crucial moment. -Pick your words carefully.'

#370
'This is a crucial moment. -Pick your words carefully.'

#371
I guess I was right after all.

#372
I guess I was right after all.

#373
Stupid!

#374
Stupid!

#375
puts you in a worse mood than having to explain why your patient died.'

#376
puts you in a worse mood than having to explain why your patient died.'

#377
'I need to talk to her when there's no possible way she can interrupt me.'

#378
'I need to talk to her when there's no possible way she can interrupt me.'

#379
'Peanut butter cracker! Go! Go! Go!'

#380
'Peanut butter cracker! Go! Go! Go!'

#381
What I said earlier came out the wrong way. I want you to know I...

#382
What I said earlier came out the wrong way. I want you to know I...

#383
-Pardon me!

#384
-Pardon me!

#385
-She's a crafty lass.

#386
-She's a crafty lass.

#387
-Baby, I know you had a rough day and I know I was part of it so

#388
-Baby, I know you had a rough day and I know I was part of it so

#389
I thought I'd make it up to you by taking you out to a nice dinner.

#390
I thought I'd make it up to you by taking you out to a nice dinner.

#391
-Which one of the waitresses you think will do me? -I'd say you had a shot with the bus boy.

#392
-Which one of the waitresses you think will do me? -I'd say you had a shot with the bus boy.

#393
-You realise this doesn't count, right? -Yeah, but, baby,...

#394
-You realise this doesn't count, right? -Yeah, but, baby,...

#395
..free steak.

#396
-You just, flat-out get women, don't you?

#397
-You just, flat-out get women, don't you?

#398
-It's kinda romantic, right? -Check it out!

#399
-It's kinda romantic, right? -Check it out!

#400
It's a meat cookie! -Oh, God!

#401
It's a meat cookie! -Oh, God!

#402
-Hello, boys and girl. How's the food. -Mmm!

#403
-Hello, boys and girl. How's the food. -Mmm!

#404
-Free! -And how are you, Dr Cox?

#405
-Free! -And how are you, Dr Cox?

#406
-I'm just here to enjoy my meal so unless those things dispense sauce I'd keep moving.

#407
-I'm just here to enjoy my meal so unless those things dispense sauce I'd keep moving.

#408
-I'm just here to enjoy my meal so unless those things dispense sauce I'd keep moving.

#409
-That is so, so funny. You know what else is funny?

#410
-That is so, so funny. You know what else is funny?

#411
How you claim you want nothing to do with me yet every time I turn around there you are. Hmm!

#412
How you claim you want nothing to do with me yet every time I turn around there you are. Hmm!

#413
I wonder why that is.

#414
I wonder why that is.

#415
(SMACKING) Oh, that feels good!

#416
(SMACKING) Oh, that feels good!

#417
(SMACKING)

#418
-Finally we have Dr Reid's

#419
-Finally we have Dr Reid's

#420
necrotizing fasciitis case.

#421
Deceased. Don't be frightened, sweetheart, no-one's on trial here.

#422
Deceased. Don't be frightened, sweetheart, no-one's on trial here.

#423
Deceased. Don't be frightened, sweetheart, no-one's on trial here.

#424
At least not until the family sues your little behind.

#425
At least not until the family sues your little behind.

#426
Sweetie, I'm not joking. But, should that happen, you may rest assured

#427
Sweetie, I'm not joking. But, should that happen, you may rest assured

#428
that the hospital will stand behind you 100 per cent.

#429
that the hospital will stand behind you 100 per cent.

#430
-Thank you very much, sir. -See, there I was joking. Try to keep up.

#431
-Thank you very much, sir. -See, there I was joking. Try to keep up.

#432
-Thank you very much, sir. -See, there I was joking. Try to keep up.

#433
'Oh, God, this is painful. It's like -watching a shark circle a baby harp seal.'

#434
'Oh, God, this is painful. It's like -watching a shark circle a baby harp seal.'

#435
-Dr Reid faced a very difficult decision.

#436
-Dr Reid faced a very difficult decision.

#437
And she chose an extremely risky course.

#438
And she chose an extremely risky course.

#439
'He's like a Royal python torturing -a hopper mouse. Man, I love Animal Planet.'

#440
'He's like a Royal python torturing -a hopper mouse. Man, I love Animal Planet.'

#441
-We all have a lesson to learn from Dr Reid's case.

#442
-We all have a lesson to learn from Dr Reid's case.

#443
'And here comes the crushing blow.'

#444
'And here comes the crushing blow.'

#445
-I say, kudos to Dr Reid.

#446
-What'os to who?

#447
-What'os to who?

#448
-Without surgery her patient didn't have a popsicle's chance in hell.

#449
-Without surgery her patient didn't have a popsicle's chance in hell.

#450
By making the tough choice she at least gave Mrs Conn an honest shot.

#451
By making the tough choice she at least gave Mrs Conn an honest shot.

#452
By making the tough choice she at least gave Mrs Conn an honest shot.

#453
And now for all of you wait-and-see doctors out there,...

#454
And now for all of you wait-and-see doctors out there,...

#455
..if you do not get to the point where you have the courage to take risks

#456
..if you do not get to the point where you have the courage to take risks

#457
..if you do not get to the point where you have the courage to take risks

#458
you will never be a great doctor.

#459
you will never be a great doctor.

#460
-Never? -Never ever.

#461
-Never? -Never ever.

#462
-Turk, don't eat off my plate.

#463
-Turk, don't eat off my plate.

#464
-You're right, baby, I'm sorry. That's rude.

#465
-You're right, baby, I'm sorry. That's rude.

#466
-You're having steak with a side of steak? -Right. Turf on turf.

#467
-You're having steak with a side of steak? -Right. Turf on turf.

#468
-You know what? I'm on my second glass of good wine,

#469
-You know what? I'm on my second glass of good wine,

#470
I'm watching my boyfriend try to eat his body weight in meat

#471
I'm watching my boyfriend try to eat his body weight in meat

#472
and I'm tickled the only thing Dr Cox wants isn't on the menu. Hah!

#473
and I'm tickled the only thing Dr Cox wants isn't on the menu. Hah!

#474
and I'm tickled the only thing Dr Cox wants isn't on the menu. Hah!

#475
-What? -What can I say? I'm finally having a good time.

#476
-What? -What can I say? I'm finally having a good time.

#477
-It'll pass. -I think it's bad you didn't like Turk's practitioner present.

#478
-It'll pass. -I think it's bad you didn't like Turk's practitioner present.

#479
-It'll pass. -I think it's bad you didn't like Turk's practitioner present.

#480
-Go! -Told ya!

#481
-Elliot, I'm sorry that I was such a jerk before.

#482
-Elliot, I'm sorry that I was such a jerk before.

#483
But, hey, I got mine, right?

#484
Anyway, thanks for being classier than I am and not rubbing it in my face.

#485
Anyway, thanks for being classier than I am and not rubbing it in my face.

#486
-No problem. Hey, you never told me that you're part native American.

#487
-No problem. Hey, you never told me that you're part native American.

#488
-What are you talking about? -Aren't you a member of the Waitansee tribe?

#489
-What are you talking about? -Aren't you a member of the Waitansee tribe?

#490
-What are you talking about? -Aren't you a member of the Waitansee tribe?

#491
Oh, come on! I laughed so hard when I thought of that that I peed a little!

#492
Oh, come on! I laughed so hard when I thought of that that I peed a little!

#493
I changed right after.

#494
I changed right after.

#495
-Seriously, why wouldn't you want a better job?

#496
-My baby's happy being just a nurse. Did I say just a nurse?

#497
-My baby's happy being just a nurse. Did I say just a nurse?

#498
I didn't mean... Nobody at this table said just... I meant A nurse. Right, baby? -That's right!

#499
I didn't mean... Nobody at this table said just... I meant A nurse. Right, baby? -That's right!

#500
I didn't mean... Nobody at this table said just... I meant A nurse. Right, baby? -That's right!

#501
Why? -Oh, just not smart. Even for you.

#502
Why? -Oh, just not smart. Even for you.

#503
-Excuse me for not having all your male ambition!

#504
-Excuse me for not having all your male ambition!

#505
I can't believe anyone would look down on me because I'm good at what

#506
I can't believe anyone would look down on me because I'm good at what

#507
I do and because I love doing it!

#508
-I'm sick to my stomach. -Me, too, Turk! Me, too! -No.

#509
-I'm sick to my stomach. -Me, too, Turk! Me, too! -No.

#510
Baby, I'm serious. I think I'm in trouble here. -Baby?

#511
Baby, I'm serious. I think I'm in trouble here. -Baby?

#512
Permission to speak, sir?

#513
-No! No, you may not speak! Not now and not ever, OK?!

#514
-No! No, you may not speak! Not now and not ever, OK?!

#515
You have overplayed your hand and you may never talk to me again! Those are the rules of the game!

#516
You have overplayed your hand and you may never talk to me again! Those are the rules of the game!

#517
You have overplayed your hand and you may never talk to me again! Those are the rules of the game!

#518
-Then, I quit! -No, no, no! No quitsies! Checkmate, gin and Yahtzee, my friend!

#519
-Then, I quit! -No, no, no! No quitsies! Checkmate, gin and Yahtzee, my friend!

#520
-Then, I quit! -No, no, no! No quitsies! Checkmate, gin and Yahtzee, my friend!

#521
-You know, my son used to play Yahtzee with me until you made me skip his play.

#522
-You know, my son used to play Yahtzee with me until you made me skip his play.

#523
Now he won't eat! -We've started a new game now, haven't we?

#524
Now he won't eat! -We've started a new game now, haven't we?

#525
-Yeah. It's called, You Don't Eat Until Timmy Does.

#526
-Yeah. It's called, You Don't Eat Until Timmy Does.

#527
-My mechanic has that poster in his garage. -Does he have this one?

#528
-My mechanic has that poster in his garage. -Does he have this one?

#529
-Actually, it's a family business.

#530
-Actually, it's a family business.

#531
-So, here we are.

#532
-So, here we are.

#533
Two people. Street lamp.

#534
Two people. Street lamp.

#535
Full moon. -Guy pissing on the dumpster. Oh!

#536
Full moon. -Guy pissing on the dumpster. Oh!

#537
Did I break the mood?

#538
Did I break the mood?

#539
-Fine. Do you want me to drop the flirty crap?

#540
-Fine. Do you want me to drop the flirty crap?

#541
I'm interested in you.

#542
I think we're a lot alike. I think we have chemistry. And I think

#543
I think we're a lot alike. I think we have chemistry. And I think

#544
you're scared so you use what I do as an excuse not to give us a try.

#545
you're scared so you use what I do as an excuse not to give us a try.

#546
-I'm sorry. I got to go. -Oh!

#547
-I'm sorry. I got to go. -Oh!

#548
-You OK? -Look at that!

#549
-You OK? -Look at that!

#550
I bounced back.

#551
I bounced back.

#552
(GROANS)

#553
(GROANS)

#554
Baby, my stomach's gonna explode.

#555
Baby, my stomach's gonna explode.

#556
-It's only heartburn, sweetie. You'll be fine.

#557
-It's only heartburn, sweetie. You'll be fine.

#558
-Hey! How's meat head?

#559
-Hey! How's meat head?

#560
-I know I'm not a doctor but if you could order a strong antimedic that would be great.

#561
-I know I'm not a doctor but if you could order a strong antimedic that would be great.

#562
-For the record you would ace that Nurse Practitioners programme. -Really? You think so?

#563
-For the record you would ace that Nurse Practitioners programme. -Really? You think so?

#564
-For the record you would ace that Nurse Practitioners programme. -Really? You think so?

#565
What if the classes are too hard? What if the teachers are mean? What if the other kids don't like me? -OK!

#566
What if the classes are too hard? What if the teachers are mean? What if the other kids don't like me? -OK!

#567
-Of course I would but I barely get to see my boyfriend as it is.

#568
-Of course I would but I barely get to see my boyfriend as it is.

#569
And if I went to class five nights a week, well...

#570
And if I went to class five nights a week, well...

#571
I guess I'm taking my chances on Turk right now. -Yeah.

#572
I guess I'm taking my chances on Turk right now. -Yeah.

#573
-Somebody make it stop!

#574
-Somebody make it stop!

#575
-I just don't want to look back and wonder what could have been, you know? -Yeah.

#576
-I just don't want to look back and wonder what could have been, you know? -Yeah.

#577
-Thanks.

#578
-Hey!

#579
-Hey!

#580
How's it going?

#581
-You have more jokes, don't you? -I jotted a couple of things down.

#582
-You have more jokes, don't you? -I jotted a couple of things down.

#583
-You see that nurse over there? I love her.

#584
-You see that nurse over there? I love her.

#585
Every night at 10.30 for the last year I've watched her come in here

#586
Every night at 10.30 for the last year I've watched her come in here

#587
and get a coffee and not once have I had the courage to ask her name.

#588
and get a coffee and not once have I had the courage to ask her name.

#589
-If it makes you feel any better she has a snaggle tooth.

#590
-If it makes you feel any better she has a snaggle tooth.

#591
-The point is Kelso's right, you know.

#592
-The point is Kelso's right, you know.

#593
It's not just professionally. In my personal life I don't take any chances either.

#594
It's not just professionally. In my personal life I don't take any chances either.

#595
I want to, I just...

#596
I want to, I just...

#597
I can never seem to take that first step.

#598
I can never seem to take that first step.

#599
-Come here! -What? Where are we going? I don't want to go anywhere.

#600
-Come here! -What? Where are we going? I don't want to go anywhere.

#601
I wanna spend time with snaggle tooth.

#602
I wanna spend time with snaggle tooth.

#603
'I guess it all comes down to what we're willing to risk.'

#604
'I guess it all comes down to what we're willing to risk.'

#605
'For some of us it's our feelings.'

#606
'For some of us it's our feelings.'

#607
-Wanna talk?

#608
-Wanna talk?

#609
-No.

#610
-No.

#611
'For others it's our future.'

#612
'For others it's our future.'

#613
-Baby. -Mmm? -If I had to do it again I would because I love the steak.

#614
-Baby. -Mmm? -If I had to do it again I would because I love the steak.

#615
-I know, puppy.

#616
-I know, puppy.

#617
'For me it was taking -a risk, period.'

#618
'For me it was taking -a risk, period.'

#619
'Even if that meant starting with my very first step.'

#620
'Even if that meant starting with my very first step.'

#621
-Dude, you're gonna love this! -I don't wanna do it!

#622
-Dude, you're gonna love this! -I don't wanna do it!

#623
-What's the worst that could happen? -We could die! -OK, second worst?

#624
-What's the worst that could happen? -We could die! -OK, second worst?

#625
-Can't we go back and talk to snaggle tooth! -No! Here we go! One! Two! Three!

#626
-Can't we go back and talk to snaggle tooth! -No! Here we go! One! Two! Three!

#627
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#628
-Edited by Access Innovation Media www.ai-media.tv

Season 2, Episode 7 — My First Step

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