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Season 2, Episode 8 — My Fruit Cups
#1
'As a doctor you spend a third of your nights sleeping at the hospital,
#2
'As a doctor you spend a third of your nights sleeping at the hospital,
#3
but, truth be told, not a lot of sleeping actually takes place.'
#4
but, truth be told, not a lot of sleeping actually takes place.'
#5
-Doctor Reid. -I'm not sucking my thumb!
#6
-Mr Rodriguez is coding. (SIGHS)
#7
-Mr Rodriguez is coding. (SIGHS)
#8
-You look pretty.
#9
-You look pretty.
#10
-Oh, thank you!
#11
'You appreciate the little things, -like waking up in your own bed.'
#12
'You appreciate the little things, -like waking up in your own bed.'
#13
'Of course, if there's someone there with you... -Sorry I woke you.
#14
'Of course, if there's someone there with you... -Sorry I woke you.
#15
-I'll live. (BOTH GROAN) -..that's just gravy.'
#16
-I'll live. (BOTH GROAN) -..that's just gravy.'
#17
'Yep, there's nothin' like mornings at home.' -Hey, there, sunshine.
#18
'Yep, there's nothin' like mornings at home.' -Hey, there, sunshine.
#19
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Morning. 'I forgot, Carla is staying with us
#20
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Morning. 'I forgot, Carla is staying with us
#21
(LAUGHS NERVOUSLY) Morning. 'I forgot, Carla is staying with us
#22
while her building is being fumigated.'
#23
-Hey, don't use Rowdy to cover up your giblets! Apologise!
#24
-Can you tell me why we have no milk or orange juice but 40 fruit cups in here?
#25
-Can you tell me why we have no milk or orange juice but 40 fruit cups in here?
#26
-Can you tell me why we have no milk or orange juice but 40 fruit cups in here?
#27
'The average resident owes -over $100,000 in med-school loans and makes as much as a waiter,
#28
'The average resident owes -over $100,000 in med-school loans and makes as much as a waiter,
#29
so you have to do things to make ends meet, like cover someone's shift.'
#30
so you have to do things to make ends meet, like cover someone's shift.'
#31
so you have to do things to make ends meet, like cover someone's shift.'
#32
'Or you can steal stuff from the hospital.'
#33
'Or you can steal stuff from the hospital.'
#34
'Or you can moonlight at an urgent-care centre.'
#35
'Or you can moonlight at an urgent-care centre.'
#36
'Or you can steal stuff.'
#37
'Or you can steal stuff.'
#38
'Or your dad can pay for everything.'
#39
'Or your dad can pay for everything.'
#40
'Or... Well,... you know.'
#41
(Is it clear?!) (Come on!) -Go! Go! Run!
#42
(Is it clear?!) (Come on!) -Go! Go! Run!
#43
(LAUGHS) Whoo-hoo!
#44
(LAUGHS) Whoo-hoo!
#45
-Hold up. -Why? -There's been several thefts.
#46
-Hold up. -Why? -There's been several thefts.
#47
We're doin' bag checks. -Well, what about the guy taking scrubs?
#48
We're doin' bag checks. -Well, what about the guy taking scrubs?
#49
-Hey, Jim. -H-Hey! -He doesn't have a bag.
#50
-Well, go ahead, narc. I'm clean. -Yeah? Ah-hah!
#51
-Well, go ahead, narc. I'm clean. -Yeah? Ah-hah!
#52
-Well, go ahead, narc. I'm clean. -Yeah? Ah-hah!
#53
'Of course,... -if he was checking my trunk...'
#54
'Of course,... -if he was checking my trunk...'
#55
Puddings! Score! -Come on! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
#56
Puddings! Score! -Come on! Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!
#57
Get me a butterscotch, buddy!
#58
Get me a butterscotch, buddy!
#59
Come on!
#60
Come on!
#61
Wah-haaaaah! (TYRES SCREECH)
#62
Wah-haaaaah! (TYRES SCREECH)
#63
# I can't do this all on my own
#64
# I can't do this all on my own
#65
# No, I know
#66
# I'm no superman
#67
# I'm no superman #
#68
# I'm no superman #
#69
So, I did that cardioversion, I extubated Mrs Bays
#70
So, I did that cardioversion, I extubated Mrs Bays
#71
and I finished all the transfer summaries.
#72
and I finished all the transfer summaries.
#73
-Well, what can I say? You did exceptional work today and I'm proud of you.
#74
-Well, what can I say? You did exceptional work today and I'm proud of you.
#75
'Did he just wink at me?' Is there a problem?
#76
'Did he just wink at me?' Is there a problem?
#77
-I'm just so happy!
#78
-I'm just so happy!
#79
No. No, problem, sir. -Attaboy. And, Laverne,... (SNIFFS)
#80
No. No, problem, sir. -Attaboy. And, Laverne,... (SNIFFS)
#81
..what is that delightful, naught-aye scent you are wearing?
#82
..what is that delightful, naught-aye scent you are wearing?
#83
..what is that delightful, naught-aye scent you are wearing?
#84
-It's called 12-Hour Shift(!)
#85
-It's called 12-Hour Shift(!)
#86
(BANGS) (Ouch!) Yeah, it is.
#87
-Why the hell is he so cheery? -Because I did exceptional work.
#88
-Why the hell is he so cheery? -Because I did exceptional work.
#89
-Hey, babe. -Hey. I ordered the fight on Pay-Per-View,
#90
-Hey, babe. -Hey. I ordered the fight on Pay-Per-View,
#91
got your favourite beer and we are leaving this second.
#92
got your favourite beer and we are leaving this second.
#93
-Hop on, blondie. Come here!
#94
-Hop on, blondie. Come here!
#95
# Oh, Perry gonna get some lovin', Perry gonna get some lovin'
#96
# Oh, Perry gonna get some lovin', Perry gonna get some lovin'
#97
# Oh, Perry gonna get some... #
#98
-Ah-hm.
#99
-Ah-hm.
#100
-Is there one bathroom in this damn place that has toilet paper,
#101
-Is there one bathroom in this damn place that has toilet paper,
#102
or do I have to start carrying around a basket of leaves?!
#103
or do I have to start carrying around a basket of leaves?!
#104
(WHISTLES)
#105
(WHISTLES)
#106
-This is the reason why your headache didn't go away.
#107
-This is the reason why your headache didn't go away.
#108
That's actually pronounced "anelgesic", not "analgesic". Sir, the pills go in your mouth.
#109
That's actually pronounced "anelgesic", not "analgesic". Sir, the pills go in your mouth.
#110
-We're gonna be short another doctor tomorrow night,
#111
so if you've got a friend that wants to pick up an extra 300 bucks...
#112
so if you've got a friend that wants to pick up an extra 300 bucks...
#113
-And they said they'll pay you 200 bucks cash money!
#114
-And they said they'll pay you 200 bucks cash money!
#115
-And they said they'll pay you 200 bucks cash money!
#116
-Sweet! Dude, you are, like, the best friend ever! -Hell, yeah!
#117
-Sweet! Dude, you are, like, the best friend ever! -Hell, yeah!
#118
(SIGHS) -My mother lives with me all year.
#119
(SIGHS) -My mother lives with me all year.
#120
My Aunt Marie has to take care of her for one week and she won't stop bitching!
#121
My Aunt Marie has to take care of her for one week and she won't stop bitching!
#122
-So? My dad's coming into town tomorrow.
#123
-So? My dad's coming into town tomorrow.
#124
-You don't seem that stressed out. -I haven't pooed in six days.
#125
-You don't seem that stressed out. -I haven't pooed in six days.
#126
-Twice this morning and I haven't even had my coffee yet.
#127
-Twice this morning and I haven't even had my coffee yet.
#128
-You really pick odd things to brag about.
#129
-You really pick odd things to brag about.
#130
-If I had to get three by lunch, I probably could. -Hey, guys,
#131
-If I had to get three by lunch, I probably could. -Hey, guys,
#132
gyno girls 12 o'clock.
#133
'Obstetrics and gynaecology -is a specialty that's usually dominated by women.'
#134
'Obstetrics and gynaecology -is a specialty that's usually dominated by women.'
#135
-Doctor Reid, I'm Doctor Gerson.
#136
-Doctor Reid, I'm Doctor Gerson.
#137
Have you had any thoughts about your specialty,
#138
Have you had any thoughts about your specialty,
#139
because we really think you're OBGYN material?
#140
'Being a gyno girl is a lot like -being in a sorority.' (ALL GIGGLE)
#141
'Being a gyno girl is a lot like -being in a sorority.' (ALL GIGGLE)
#142
(SEDUCTIVE MUSIC)
#143
(SEDUCTIVE MUSIC)
#144
-JD, I can't go with Doctor Gerson because I have to help you, right?
#145
-JD, I can't go with Doctor Gerson because I have to help you, right?
#146
-Er, just gimme a second, I'm figuring something out for a patient.
#147
-Er, just gimme a second, I'm figuring something out for a patient.
#148
-I'm glad we all finally experimented with each other,
#149
-I'm glad we all finally experimented with each other,
#150
but I'll never do it again. (ALL) Ah-hm.
#151
but I'll never do it again. (ALL) Ah-hm.
#152
-Dammit! (GROANS)
#153
-Dammit! (GROANS)
#154
-Julie. -Hi, Rob! Good to see you. Hey, Dan!
#155
-Julie. -Hi, Rob! Good to see you. Hey, Dan!
#156
-God, I just hate that every doctor you ever gave a drug sample to
#157
-God, I just hate that every doctor you ever gave a drug sample to
#158
sniffs around you like a pathetic little puppy dog.
#159
sniffs around you like a pathetic little puppy dog.
#160
-I never gave those guys anything. I slept with them. -Oh.
#161
-I never gave those guys anything. I slept with them. -Oh.
#162
Great!
#163
Great!
#164
Those gyno girls are really putting the pressure on.
#165
Those gyno girls are really putting the pressure on.
#166
We must have looked at 100 women's bajingos today. Bajingo, bajingo, bajingo!
#167
We must have looked at 100 women's bajingos today. Bajingo, bajingo, bajingo!
#168
I mean, I can't even look at my own bajingo.
#169
I mean, I can't even look at my own bajingo.
#170
-Is that because it looks like a vagina? (Carla, there's people!)
#171
-Is that because it looks like a vagina? (Carla, there's people!)
#172
I'm gonna stand up to them and say I'm not interested.
#173
I'm gonna stand up to them and say I'm not interested.
#174
-I think you should. (CHUCKLES)
#175
-Sir, why are you laughing? (LAUGHS) Who knows?!
#176
-Sir, why are you laughing? (LAUGHS) Who knows?!
#177
It could be the funny face I made with my peas.
#178
It could be the funny face I made with my peas.
#179
But, gun to my head, I'd say I'm laughing at the notion
#180
But, gun to my head, I'd say I'm laughing at the notion
#181
that you could stand up to anyone. (GASPS)
#182
that you could stand up to anyone. (GASPS)
#183
-There we go. 'Moonlighting sucks -but Turk and I make do.'
#184
-There we go. 'Moonlighting sucks -but Turk and I make do.'
#185
-Now,... will a lollipop put a smile on your face?
#186
-Now,... will a lollipop put a smile on your face?
#187
-How about if Doctor Turk sings Jimmy Crack Corn?
#188
-How about if Doctor Turk sings Jimmy Crack Corn?
#189
Jimmy Crack Corn as Neil Diamond?
#190
Jimmy Crack Corn as Neil Diamond?
#191
-OK. -Hit it. (LAUGHS)
#192
-OK. -Hit it. (LAUGHS)
#193
# Jimmy crack corn
#194
# And I don't care... (CHUCKLES)
#195
# And I don't care... (CHUCKLES)
#196
# Jimmy crack corn...
#197
# Jimmy crack corn...
#198
Hold this for me. # And I don't care
#199
Hold this for me. # And I don't care
#200
# Jimmy crack corn
#201
# Jimmy crack corn
#202
# And I don't ca-a-a-a-a-a-are!
#203
# Uh! #
#204
# Uh! #
#205
(LAUGHS) -Doctor Dorian,
#206
we could use you again tomorrow if you'd like to make another $300.
#207
we could use you again tomorrow if you'd like to make another $300.
#208
-300?
#209
'Luckily for Turk revenge is a dish best served cold.'
#210
'Luckily for Turk revenge is a dish best served cold.'
#211
'Not unlike this tapioca pudding.'
#212
'Not unlike this tapioca pudding.'
#213
-You know, we're zeroing in on the guy that's been stealing stuff. -Oh.
#214
-You know, we're zeroing in on the guy that's been stealing stuff. -Oh.
#215
Well, that's good. -Yep.
#216
Well, that's good. -Yep.
#217
In fact, right now,... I'm dusting for fingerprints.
#218
In fact, right now,... I'm dusting for fingerprints.
#219
-Really? -No, I'm just dustin'.
#220
-Really? -No, I'm just dustin'.
#221
-I've finished those discharge dictations you wanted me to do
#222
-I've finished those discharge dictations you wanted me to do
#223
and I was able to get Mrs Chesky on the transplant list.
#224
and I was able to get Mrs Chesky on the transplant list.
#225
'And here comes the wink!'
#226
'OK, maybe I'll start it off.' -Oh, my God, Sabrina!
#227
'OK, maybe I'll start it off.' -Oh, my God, Sabrina!
#228
'OK, maybe I'll start it off.' -Oh, my God, Sabrina!
#229
You had better tell me that you just had laser-eye surgery
#230
You had better tell me that you just had laser-eye surgery
#231
and they severed the muscle that enables you to hold that lid up
#232
and they severed the muscle that enables you to hold that lid up
#233
because you did not just wink at me! -I wink at everybody.
#234
because you did not just wink at me! -I wink at everybody.
#235
Well, hey, Doctor Kelso!
#236
Well, hey, Doctor Kelso!
#237
-Save it for the bathhouses, sport.
#238
'Oh, boy!' -Don't take your anger out on Bambi.
#239
'Oh, boy!' -Don't take your anger out on Bambi.
#240
-I'm not. So my girlfriend serviced most of the staff, I'm proud of her commitment to medicine. -Please!
#241
-I'm not. So my girlfriend serviced most of the staff, I'm proud of her commitment to medicine. -Please!
#242
-I'm not. So my girlfriend serviced most of the staff, I'm proud of her commitment to medicine. -Please!
#243
You've slept with your ex-wife, that student, a nurse, your ex-wife.
#244
You've slept with your ex-wife, that student, a nurse, your ex-wife.
#245
-Would you get off my ex-wife? -I will if you will. (LAUGHS) Dammit!
#246
-Would you get off my ex-wife? -I will if you will. (LAUGHS) Dammit!
#247
Gosh, now I'm too proud of you to be mad at you.
#248
Gosh, now I'm too proud of you to be mad at you.
#249
So, Dad, how are things at home? -Er, good. Good.
#250
So, Dad, how are things at home? -Er, good. Good.
#251
Your mom redid the bedroom again. I'm gonna keep mine the way it is.
#252
Your mom redid the bedroom again. I'm gonna keep mine the way it is.
#253
-Well, you don't wanna be one of those couples that does everything together.
#254
-Well, you don't wanna be one of those couples that does everything together.
#255
(PHONE RINGS) -Sorry. Hello.
#256
(PHONE RINGS) -Sorry. Hello.
#257
-I just wanted you to know, sir, that I faced up to those gyno girls
#258
-I just wanted you to know, sir, that I faced up to those gyno girls
#259
with a very strong and clear, "No thank you." -Yes, I heard about your note.
#260
with a very strong and clear, "No thank you." -Yes, I heard about your note.
#261
-Er, th-th-th-the point is that I'm out.
#262
-Er, th-th-th-the point is that I'm out.
#263
-That was your mom. She said to say... something. -Oh.
#264
-That was your mom. She said to say... something. -Oh.
#265
-So, did Doctor Gerson ever contact you? -You told her to talk to me?
#266
-So, did Doctor Gerson ever contact you? -You told her to talk to me?
#267
-She went to med school with a colleague of mine.
#268
-She went to med school with a colleague of mine.
#269
Come on, I wanna go see the department.
#270
-Paging Doctor Backbone to the Bajingo Ward.
#271
-Paging Doctor Backbone to the Bajingo Ward.
#272
-Paging Doctor Backbone to the Bajingo Ward.
#273
(LAUGHS)
#274
You wanna grab some beers tonight?
#275
You wanna grab some beers tonight?
#276
-I'm moonlighting in urgent care. -The lady didn't call me.
#277
-I'm moonlighting in urgent care. -The lady didn't call me.
#278
-Because I know you stole $100 from me and I Marcia Brady'd your ass!
#279
-Because I know you stole $100 from me and I Marcia Brady'd your ass!
#280
-What? -You know, Marcia was working at the ice-cream shop and she got Jan a job and they liked Jan better,
#281
-What? -You know, Marcia was working at the ice-cream shop and she got Jan a job and they liked Jan better,
#282
-What? -You know, Marcia was working at the ice-cream shop and she got Jan a job and they liked Jan better,
#283
so they fired Marcia. -Marcia Gets Creamed, season five, episode three. Don't ever question me on The Bunch!
#284
so they fired Marcia. -Marcia Gets Creamed, season five, episode three. Don't ever question me on The Bunch!
#285
They don't like you better than me. -I told her that you smoke the ganja!
#286
They don't like you better than me. -I told her that you smoke the ganja!
#287
They don't like you better than me. -I told her that you smoke the ganja!
#288
-What?! That's,... That's not even true! You're a jackass!
#289
-What?! That's,... That's not even true! You're a jackass!
#290
-Where are you goin'?! Munchies?!
#291
-Where are you goin'?! Munchies?!
#292
"Stay tuned for Survivor." -I so don't think so.
#293
"Stay tuned for Survivor." -I so don't think so.
#294
-I was watching that! -I know, but it's my place, so it's house rules.
#295
-I was watching that! -I know, but it's my place, so it's house rules.
#296
Look, I - I - I feel like... I owe you an apology, here. -Really?
#297
Look, I - I - I feel like... I owe you an apology, here. -Really?
#298
For what? -Well, for being so jealous and pissy lately.
#299
For what? -Well, for being so jealous and pissy lately.
#300
I just kinda got hung up on the fact that
#301
I just kinda got hung up on the fact that
#302
you were with, you know, Doctor Jasper, and Doctor Michaels,
#303
you were with, you know, Doctor Jasper, and Doctor Michaels,
#304
and... Doctor Stone. Was it his ear hair?
#305
and... Doctor Stone. Was it his ear hair?
#306
Is that what's so compelling about him? Never mind.
#307
Is that what's so compelling about him? Never mind.
#308
The point is that this relationship is about the present and the future
#309
The point is that this relationship is about the present and the future
#310
and I'm never gonna let anything from our past get in our way again.
#311
and I'm never gonna let anything from our past get in our way again.
#312
Deal? -Deal. -Come here.
#313
(DOOR CLICKS OPEN) -Keys still work.
#314
(DOOR CLICKS OPEN) -Keys still work.
#315
-Excellent.
#316
-Excellent.
#317
Jordan, please, tell me you ate a racoon and it's slowly working its way through your digestive system.
#318
Jordan, please, tell me you ate a racoon and it's slowly working its way through your digestive system.
#319
Jordan, please, tell me you ate a racoon and it's slowly working its way through your digestive system.
#320
-Oh, don't worry, it's not your baby, though not for lack of trying.
#321
-Oh, don't worry, it's not your baby, though not for lack of trying.
#322
See, we have sex a lot. -Who are you?
#323
-Who do you think I am? -Well, you have keys to the apartment,
#324
-Who do you think I am? -Well, you have keys to the apartment,
#325
so I'm gonna say the maid.
#326
so I'm gonna say the maid.
#327
-Oh. -Julie, this is my ex-wife, Jordan.
#328
-Oh. -Julie, this is my ex-wife, Jordan.
#329
Jordan, this is my girlfriend, Julie.
#330
Jordan, this is my girlfriend, Julie.
#331
Shall I call you a cab, or should I just whistle and have the flying monkeys bring the broom around?
#332
Shall I call you a cab, or should I just whistle and have the flying monkeys bring the broom around?
#333
-Oh, no, he called you his girlfriend! If I were you I'd start gathering your tiny panties up
#334
-Oh, no, he called you his girlfriend! If I were you I'd start gathering your tiny panties up
#335
-Oh, no, he called you his girlfriend! If I were you I'd start gathering your tiny panties up
#336
because... I think you're done. -I'm already bored by you.
#337
because... I think you're done. -I'm already bored by you.
#338
Perry, I will be in the bedroom. Come join me when Tubby leaves.
#339
Perry, I will be in the bedroom. Come join me when Tubby leaves.
#340
-Ta.
#341
-Oh, who did that to you?! -Well, I was at this fabulous hotel in Greece,
#342
-Oh, who did that to you?! -Well, I was at this fabulous hotel in Greece,
#343
chock-full of available, wealthy men - -So it was the bellboy?
#344
chock-full of available, wealthy men - -So it was the bellboy?
#345
-Or bus boy, or pool boy. Something boy.
#346
-Or bus boy, or pool boy. Something boy.
#347
Anyway, when I first found out, I was panicked,
#348
Anyway, when I first found out, I was panicked,
#349
and then I thought, "I've been drifting through life
#350
and then I thought, "I've been drifting through life
#351
and I need to look into my heart and see what really matters to me."
#352
and I need to look into my heart and see what really matters to me."
#353
Anyway, I decided to keep the stupid kid. -You should cut out the middleman
#354
Anyway, I decided to keep the stupid kid. -You should cut out the middleman
#355
and have a therapist deliver him. Why are you telling me this?!
#356
and have a therapist deliver him. Why are you telling me this?!
#357
-Oh, because I've also decided that I want you back.
#358
-Oh, because I've also decided that I want you back.
#359
-We got him. And he's gonna pay.
#360
-We got him. And he's gonna pay.
#361
-They're arresting someone for stealing pudding and toilet paper?
#362
-They're arresting someone for stealing pudding and toilet paper?
#363
-No, they found 20 bottles of Vicodin in his backpack.
#364
-No, they found 20 bottles of Vicodin in his backpack.
#365
Did you steal pudding and toilet paper? -What?! No!
#366
Did you steal pudding and toilet paper? -What?! No!
#367
I hate pudding and I don't use toilet paper.
#368
I hate pudding and I don't use toilet paper.
#369
I have one of those French things that shoots water up your butt.
#370
I have one of those French things that shoots water up your butt.
#371
-A bidet? -B'day to you, sir.
#372
-A bidet? -B'day to you, sir.
#373
-I miss you. -I miss you, too.
#374
-I miss you. -I miss you, too.
#375
-I wanted to see you last tonight. -I know, but I caught an EMT shift
#376
-I wanted to see you last tonight. -I know, but I caught an EMT shift
#377
and I was riding around in an ambulance all night.
#378
and I was riding around in an ambulance all night.
#379
-Cool! Did they let you run the siren? -I'm not talkin' to you. And yes.
#380
-Cool! Did they let you run the siren? -I'm not talkin' to you. And yes.
#381
-Quit being a baby! -You stole my job! -You stole my money!
#382
-Quit being a baby! -You stole my job! -You stole my money!
#383
-That was a finder's fee! -Oh, yeah? Well, find this!
#384
-That was a finder's fee! -Oh, yeah? Well, find this!
#385
-You know, you're supposed to grab your crotch when you say that. -Wouldn't that hurt?
#386
-You know, you're supposed to grab your crotch when you say that. -Wouldn't that hurt?
#387
-You know, you're supposed to grab your crotch when you say that. -Wouldn't that hurt?
#388
-So this is where we all hang out. It's neat, huh?
#389
-So this is where we all hang out. It's neat, huh?
#390
-It's a... hellhole.
#391
-It's a... hellhole.
#392
-Dad, why are you so set... on me being an OBGYN?
#393
-Dad, why are you so set... on me being an OBGYN?
#394
-Look, honey, your highest income potential
#395
-Look, honey, your highest income potential
#396
as a female physician is in obstetrics.
#397
-But don't... you think that maybe it's... time
#398
-But don't... you think that maybe it's... time
#399
that you left those sorts of things up to me?
#400
that you left those sorts of things up to me?
#401
-Well, since I paid for your college, your medical school,
#402
-Well, since I paid for your college, your medical school,
#403
your car and now your apartment and all your living expenses,
#404
your car and now your apartment and all your living expenses,
#405
I'd have to say no.
#406
I'd have to say no.
#407
Good God, someone vomited on my hot dog. -It's chilli, Dad, OK?!
#408
Good God, someone vomited on my hot dog. -It's chilli, Dad, OK?!
#409
I appreciate everything that you've given me, but it's my life!
#410
I appreciate everything that you've given me, but it's my life!
#411
So stop complaining and enjoy your damn meal!
#412
So stop complaining and enjoy your damn meal!
#413
(MUMBLES) Oh...! Oh, my God, that's disgusting!
#414
I don't know what to tell you. -Are you ever coming in?
#415
I don't know what to tell you. -Are you ever coming in?
#416
You can join us, but I doubt you'll fit on the bed.
#417
You can join us, but I doubt you'll fit on the bed.
#418
-OK, have one last fling, but I'll be back, and until then everywhere you look, you'll see me.
#419
-OK, have one last fling, but I'll be back, and until then everywhere you look, you'll see me.
#420
-Everywhere anybody looks they'll see you. -Oh, it is so on!
#421
-Everywhere anybody looks they'll see you. -Oh, it is so on!
#422
-Bring it. -Oh, God!
#423
-Bring it. -Oh, God!
#424
# There's something about
#425
# There's something about
#426
# you
#427
# That tears me inside out
#428
# Whenever you're around
#429
# There's something about
#430
# There's something about
#431
# you
#432
# Speedin' through my veins
#433
# And then we hit the ground
#434
# And then we hit the ground
#435
# And there's something about this rush
#436
# And there's something about this rush
#437
# Take it away
#438
# It made me feel so good
#439
# It made me feel so good
#440
# We got a feelin'
#441
# We got a feelin'
#442
# We get a feelin'
#443
# Like we could die
#444
# Like we could die
#445
# Yeah!
#446
# Lover
#447
# Lover
#448
# We just can't get enough
#449
# We just can't get enough
#450
# Lover
#451
# Lover
#452
# We just gotta get it up
#453
# We just gotta get it up
#454
# There's something about... #
#455
# There's something about... #
#456
-Oh, I-I think I'm gonna be sick.
#457
-Oh, I-I think I'm gonna be sick.
#458
Oh, so now you're ignoring me?
#459
Oh, so now you're ignoring me?
#460
-Because of you I gotta ride around in the ambulance all night,
#461
-Because of you I gotta ride around in the ambulance all night,
#462
and you know I get carsick! -Come on. Turk! Turk!
#463
and you know I get carsick! -Come on. Turk! Turk!
#464
-Hey, idiot. (LAUGHS) I said idiot and you looked.
#465
Help me carry this computer into my van. -You can't just take a computer.
#466
Help me carry this computer into my van. -You can't just take a computer.
#467
Help me carry this computer into my van. -You can't just take a computer.
#468
-Help me or we go check out the trunk of your car. -Stay low.
#469
-Help me or we go check out the trunk of your car. -Stay low.
#470
-Look, morning sickness sucks, believe me, I know. I've been there.
#471
-Look, morning sickness sucks, believe me, I know. I've been there.
#472
(SNIFFS) Hey, Jordan are you,... are you crying?
#473
(SNIFFS) Hey, Jordan are you,... are you crying?
#474
-No.
#475
-No.
#476
I don't know. I'm just completely hormonal.
#477
I don't know. I'm just completely hormonal.
#478
I mean, you try going from out-of-control horny
#479
I mean, you try going from out-of-control horny
#480
to clinically depressed six times a day.
#481
-Gimme a break, I can knock that out on the way to work. -Yeah.
#482
-Gimme a break, I can knock that out on the way to work. -Yeah.
#483
-Hey, lady,... I'm proud of what you're doin', here.
#484
-Hey, lady,... I'm proud of what you're doin', here.
#485
-Hey, lady,... I'm proud of what you're doin', here.
#486
-Really? -Yeah, really.
#487
-Thanks.
#488
-Thanks.
#489
Last chance.
#490
Last chance.
#491
Do you want me or not?
#492
Do you want me or not?
#493
-Oh, Jordan, I'm so sorry,
#494
but...
#495
but...
#496
-Forget it. I was kidding.
#497
-Forget it. I was kidding.
#498
I was kidding, really.
#499
Help me up. -Help you up? -Yeah. Use two hands.
#500
Help me up. -Help you up? -Yeah. Use two hands.
#501
-Do you think you could help me out? -Why won't Turk let this go?
#502
-Do you think you could help me out? -Why won't Turk let this go?
#503
-Marie, she's only with you for one week! (ROBOTIC VOICE) Carla!
#504
-Marie, she's only with you for one week! (ROBOTIC VOICE) Carla!
#505
-Marie, she's only with you for one week! (ROBOTIC VOICE) Carla!
#506
-I've got ten messages from my mother, my Aunt Marie won't stop calling me about my mother,
#507
-I've got ten messages from my mother, my Aunt Marie won't stop calling me about my mother,
#508
I gotta put out canned food for my cat, because the dry stuff doesn't cut it any more,
#509
I gotta put out canned food for my cat, because the dry stuff doesn't cut it any more,
#510
I gotta put out canned food for my cat, because the dry stuff doesn't cut it any more,
#511
plus Turk and I can't spend time together because we are working, so we can scrape together enough money
#512
plus Turk and I can't spend time together because we are working, so we can scrape together enough money
#513
to send my mother to a retirement community! What?! -We'll talk later.
#514
to send my mother to a retirement community! What?! -We'll talk later.
#515
'What Carla said made me realise what I had to do.'
#516
'What Carla said made me realise what I had to do.'
#517
-That's it for me! I'm gonna get my stuff and get outta here! -OK!
#518
-That's it for me! I'm gonna get my stuff and get outta here! -OK!
#519
-Aaaaaaaaaaah! -Aaaaaaah! Aaah! (LAUGHS)
#520
-Aaaaaaaaaaah! -Aaaaaaah! Aaah! (LAUGHS)
#521
-What are you doin'?! -She said we.
#522
-What are you doin'?! -She said we.
#523
-What? -Carla, she said we. "We need to scrape some money together."
#524
-What? -Carla, she said we. "We need to scrape some money together."
#525
It wasn't like a "we're dating" we,
#526
It wasn't like a "we're dating" we,
#527
it was like a "we're gonna spend the rest of our lives together" we.
#528
it was like a "we're gonna spend the rest of our lives together" we.
#529
I don't know, man, th-that just seems big to me, you know. -Yeah, I know.
#530
I don't know, man, th-that just seems big to me, you know. -Yeah, I know.
#531
-Can I run the siren?
#532
-Can I run the siren?
#533
(Yeah, alright. Make it quick!)
#534
(Yeah, alright. Make it quick!)
#535
-So you finally stood up to your father?
#536
-Yep. -And he cut you off, no money, no nothing?
#537
-Yep. -And he cut you off, no money, no nothing?
#538
-Pretty much. -Jerk.
#539
-Pretty much. -Jerk.
#540
Wow, this is a big place!
#541
Wow, this is a big place!
#542
-Do you know where I could find some boxes?
#543
-Do you know where I could find some boxes?
#544
-So, is your ex-wife like all-women-are-crazy crazy,
#545
-So, is your ex-wife like all-women-are-crazy crazy,
#546
or more like that-assistant- who-tasered-David-Spade crazy?
#547
or more like that-assistant- who-tasered-David-Spade crazy?
#548
-You gotta try and understand, she's going through a rough time right now.
#549
-You gotta try and understand, she's going through a rough time right now.
#550
I'm the one she's used to leaning on,
#551
I'm the one she's used to leaning on,
#552
which in her current condition is actually causing me more physical pain than it is emotional.
#553
which in her current condition is actually causing me more physical pain than it is emotional.
#554
which in her current condition is actually causing me more physical pain than it is emotional.
#555
But, still,... it sure was silly of her
#556
to try to make me choose between the two of you.
#557
to try to make me choose between the two of you.
#558
-I guess it was a pretty easy decision, huh?
#559
-I guess it was a pretty easy decision, huh?
#560
-Well, when I really had a chance to think about it,
#561
-Well, when I really had a chance to think about it,
#562
it turns out it was the easiest decision I ever made.
#563
it turns out it was the easiest decision I ever made.
#564
I was always gonna wind up with you.
#565
-So the whole vulnerable-crying thing worked, huh?
#566
-So the whole vulnerable-crying thing worked, huh?
#567
-I never had a chance.
#568
-I never had a chance.
#569
-You do realise I'm pregnant, don't you? -Yeah.
#570
-You do realise I'm pregnant, don't you? -Yeah.
#571
They're both for me. -Cheers.
#572
They're both for me. -Cheers.
#573
-You know,... I keep waiting to get sick of pudding
#574
-You know,... I keep waiting to get sick of pudding
#575
but with every cup I love it more. -Me, too.
#576
but with every cup I love it more. -Me, too.
#577
So are you gonna marry her? -Yeah, I think so.
#578
So are you gonna marry her? -Yeah, I think so.
#579
-Wow!
#580
-I'm sorry I ripped you off. -Nah, forget it.
#581
-I'm sorry I ripped you off. -Nah, forget it.
#582
You can keep the 100 bucks. -I was gonna, man.
#583
You can keep the 100 bucks. -I was gonna, man.
#584
I was gonna.
#585
I was gonna.
#586
'I usually don't like -thinkin' about the future.'
#587
'I usually don't like -thinkin' about the future.'
#588
'I mean, let's face it, you can't predict what's gonna happen,...
#589
'I mean, let's face it, you can't predict what's gonna happen,...
#590
..but sometimes the thing you didn't expect
#591
..but sometimes the thing you didn't expect
#592
is what you really wanted after all.'
#593
is what you really wanted after all.'
#594
'Maybe it's best to stop tryin' to figure out where you're goin' and just enjoy where you're at.'
#595
'Maybe it's best to stop tryin' to figure out where you're goin' and just enjoy where you're at.'
#596
-Alright, now, who wants a refill? -I can't afford this place!
#597
-Alright, now, who wants a refill? -I can't afford this place!
#598
-Elliot, I'm $130,000 in debt. You're gonna be alright. (CHUCKLES)
#599
-Elliot, I'm $130,000 in debt. You're gonna be alright. (CHUCKLES)
#600
-Come on, let's dance, stud.
#601
-Come on, let's dance, stud.
#602
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