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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 9, Episode 1 — The Gang Broke Dee

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♪ When I'm too blind to see And how you used the love

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you doing?

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DEE: I'm eating cake.

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I can see that you're eating cake, but that's Frank's

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cake from, like, a month ago.

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I threw that in the trash!

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DENNIS: Oh, my God.

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Seriously?

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Yes!

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Dee, you're eating trash cake and smoking?

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I mean, you know what you look like?

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You look like...

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Like a bird?

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Yeah. Yeah, of course you look like a bird.

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Yeah.

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You always look like a bird.

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But I was gonna say, uh, you look like a...

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Like a, like a bird lady covered in bird shit

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eating cake?

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Dee, slow down, all right?

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Yeah. Let the man do this.

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Let me do my thing.

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You're jumping on my thing here.

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MAC: You know what she looks like?

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She looks like a bird that has no...

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A bird with no tits and no ass?

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Dee, let us handle...

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Yeah.

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FRANK: I got one, I got one.

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Go, go, go, go, go, go!

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She looks like...

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Like a bird.

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That was it.

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Was that it?

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Ah...

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That was it.

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See? That would have been funny, Dee.

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Right. Yeah, Dee, don't...

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What are you doing?

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You know, that's not fun.

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Stop. Stop whatever this is.

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I don't like it.

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I'm sorry, you guys.

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I'm sorry.

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Don't apologize.

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That's just sad.

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Fight back at us.

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What's the point?

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The joke's always on me, all right?

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I get it.

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Yeah, but it's no fun unless you fight back.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I'm just gonna go home.

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Good, go home.

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I hope you, uh...

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You hope I get hit by a bus?

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Dee, come on, that's...

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What difference does it make?

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I can't get any lower than I am already.

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I might as well just throw myself in front of a bus

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though, because I'm so ugly I can't even get a bus

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to hit on me.

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Well.

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Geez.

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What the hell was that all about?

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I'll tell you exactly what that was.

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(door opens) Dee? Dee, are you dead?

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Did you kill yourself, Dee, or...?

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Ah.

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Dee, why is your door unlocked?

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Do you realize how unsafe that is?

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Mm-hmm.

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Okay, Dee, this is truly pathetic, and you are

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really bringing us down, so we're gonna help you out.

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We realize we may be in some ways responsible for the

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state you're in.

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Yeah, all right, so we got an idea though, okay?

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We're gonna sign you up for an open mic night at a

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comedy club!

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Yes.

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Right? That's your thing!

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And we're actually gonna support you, Dee.

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And now that you don't care anymore, you're not gonna

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gag on stage.

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Yeah, you know, you're right in that sweet spot between,

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like, suicidal and actually dead, where most comedians,

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they thrive there.

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Yeah, what was that thing you said about how the joke's always

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on you?

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That could be a catchphrase.

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Dee, look, I don't want to pile on here, 'cause you're

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clearly very close to killing yourself...

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Yeah.

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...but I got to say, I totally disagree with the guys

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on this.

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I'm glad you've given up.

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And I want to propose something totally different: I would like

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to find you a man.

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Come on.

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Yeah. A man to settle down with.

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Now, I'm not talking about a smart man, not-not

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a handsome man, but a very, very average if not

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below average man to take you off of our hands forever.

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Yeah, okay. Go ahead.

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Go with it.

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Go with it?

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Which one?

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You were not clear.

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The thing. Whatever. Both.

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I don't care.

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Let's-let's do my plan.

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The comedy plan.

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Let's do our plan.

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We're gonna do the comedy plan, all right?

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Meh.

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(breathing into microphone)

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(hushed): Dude, she is gonna

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bomb so hard, and then she's gonna feel worse.

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(hushed): It's okay, dude.

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She'll tell a couple jokes, and then we'll, like, fake laugh

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and stuff, you know?

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And tomorrow we can shit on her.

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And she'll fight back and be happy again.

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Say something!

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(listlessly): I decided to stop showering.

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(Frank laughs) Too much, Frank, too much.

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That's...

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There was no joke told.

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I just figured, "What's the point?

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I'm just a filthy person."

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I passed out at the park the other day, and a couple of kids

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wrote, "Wash me" in the filth on my vagina.

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(laughter) Gross.

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That was kind of funny, man.

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That was kind of funny.

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It was so gross.

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It was gross.

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Yeah, but that guy over there laughed.

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I guess, joke's on me.

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(laughter) There's the catchphrase.

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Yeah, yeah! Ca...

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Yeah, that's like a ca...

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This is ridiculous.

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I'm gonna go select some men for Dee.

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This is a waste of time.

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Um, I stepped in front of a bus, but it missed me.

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I can't even get a bus to hit on me.

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(laughter) People are laughing!

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We love it!

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For real.

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For real?

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Yeah!

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Knock, knock, knock.

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Can we say hi? There she is!

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Comedy star.

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Dee so funny.

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Really funny.

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Oh, my God, so funny.

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Great! It was absolutely great!

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You did the bus joke, and it was like...

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They loved the catchphrase.

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They loved the catchphrase!

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And think about this, Dee.

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You didn't even gag once.

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Not one dry heave, nothing.

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I guess I did pretty good.

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Yeah, great!

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"Pretty good," she said!

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Dee, it was one of those shows where you're, like, "Whoa!"

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Oh, my goodness.

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And then your brain goes (makes explosion sound).

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All right, guys, will you stop, okay?

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You're not helping.

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Please, go get a drink, all right?

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Give us a second.

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I need to talk to Dee.

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We tried.

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Yeah, you tried.

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That was it.

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Thanks, guys.

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All right, listen, listen to me.

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Your set tonight was terrible.

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It was atrocious.

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Every single thing that came out of your mouth was trash.

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It was filth. It was disgusting.

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That's what really happened, okay?

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I want to be very clear about this.

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Now, listen, I brought some men for you to look at, all right?

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I've got some selections.

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Now, they're not great.

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They're not, they're not anybody to brag about, but, uh, you

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know, they're men.

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And they're probably willing to spend their life with you, so...

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Uh, hey, uh, sorry to interrupt.

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My name's Snyder, and I'm a talent scout.

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And I just caught your last set.

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You were hilarious.

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So I just wanted to give you my card.

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Give me a call.

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No, she will not be calling you, sir, okay?

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Please do not encourage her.

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Get out of here.

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You're-you're interrupting my work, all right?

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You're not on my list of chosen men.

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Why would you be?

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What are you...?

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Christ.

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What are you doing?

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Why would you do that?

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Come on, Dee.

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That guy clearly just lurks around these places pretending

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to be a talent scout so he can hit on women.

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Now look-look at my selects, all right?

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Look at these guys, huh?

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(Dee gasps) Yeah, I know.

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This one's just, like, one big chin.

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Well, I didn't have a lot to work with.

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You know, here we are, and look at you.

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I mean, for Christ's sakes, look.

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Okay, I'm sorry.

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Look, I want this to work, I really do.

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So I know I can do better, all right?

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Can you do better, all right?

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I'm gonna be at your house tomorrow morning, 10:00 a.m.

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Have some new candidates for you to look at, all right?

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Okay.

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This is gonna work.

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This is not gonna work.

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Let's get you cleaned up, all right?

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God, everything you did tonight was so gross.

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Dee, open up! Open!

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You're locking your door all of sudden?

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What is that? Come on.

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You care all of a sudden?

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What? What?

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Hey, let me in.

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I got selections for you.

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Now's not a good time.

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I'm right in the middle of something.

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They're good selections.

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Hey, it's the time I said, so it's the time it'll be.

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Now let me in. I got selects.

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I don't care about your selects.

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Go!

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What are you doing?

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Are you hiding something?

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No.

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Is someone in there?

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No, no. Don't worry about it.

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Let me in or I'll barge in.

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Hey, everything all right over there, Dee?

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Yeah, it's fine.

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Oh, no.

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Dee, oh... Oh!

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Snyder?

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Mm-hmm.

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He's clearly using you.

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Or you're using him to further your nonexistent career.

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I am not using him.

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Oh, you're not using him?

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Nope.

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Oh, good, good, good, good.

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So, you like him?

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Mm-hmm.

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Find him attractive?

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Absolutely.

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Describe the ways in which you find him attractive.

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(Dee scoffs) He's got... he's got all of

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his skin, still.

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Well, I would hope so.

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And that he has plenty of...

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teeth to get...

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But not all of them?

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No, not all of them.

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Hmm.

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Dee, why can't you see that this is the same pattern that you

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always fall into?

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Some guy uses you or you use him.

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And then you know what happens?

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It's use, use, use, fail, fail, fail, and then it's suicide.

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You think you can't go any lower?

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Because you can.

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Oh, yeah?

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Well, he got me another gig for tonight, boner.

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What do you think of about that?

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(making goofy noises) What-what is that?

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What are you... what are you doing?

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Sound effects.

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Oh, goddamn, Dee.

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You have no idea what's funny.

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Don't do sound effects.

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(Dee making goofy noises) Don't do... don't... wh-what...

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Oh, oh, oh.

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Hey, hey, hey! Oh!

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Hey, Dennis, oh, check this place out.

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This is legit.

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Dude, dude, Dee's opening for Landslide.

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That guy's, like, the real deal.

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I've never heard of him.

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Mostly diarrhea jokes.

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Yeah, he's the diarrhea guy, but it look-looks like this

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comedy stuff's paying off for her.

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Yeah, well...

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Hey, you don't get a gig like this by accident.

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Oh, come on, don't get too excited, all right?

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She got the gig 'cause she's banging some creep.

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It's not gonna go well.

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Who's the nerd?

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Who, this guy? This is Walt.

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Yeah, guy's got no self-esteem, just like Dee, so they're

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perfect for each other.

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So after she bombs tonight, I'll put them together, thereby

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controlling the situation, and her, as I always have and I

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always will.

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What?

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Uh... Walt, just Walt-Walt's the plan.

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I'm Walt.

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Yeah, shut up, Walt.

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They know who you are.

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I'm sorry.

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Ladies and gentlemen, Sweet Dee Reynolds!

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(crowd cheering) Sweet Dee!

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(breathing into microphone) Sweet Dee, joke's on you!

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(laughter) She's got fans now?

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Christ, come on.

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So I finally broke down and I took a shower the other day.

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The stink flipped around and now my soap smells like dirty vag.

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(laughter) She said "vagina."

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A woman said "vagina."

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That's what makes it funny!

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Tasteless.

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(robot voice): Vagina, vagina.

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Vagina, vagina.

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(laughter) (making fart noises)

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And the sound effects out of absolutely nowhere, no setup.

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But it's funny!

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It's not funny, it's not funny.

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It's funny, Dennis.

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What are you doing?

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Will you stop laughing, Walt?

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Oh, my God, this is the worst.

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People will laugh at absolutely anything.

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This is comedy?

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(laughter) So, men are just so hard.

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Tell you what, they all walk out on me.

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Every one of them.

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I can't even keep crabs in this vagina.

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(laughter) They're all like, "Clickety

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clackety, clickety clackety, clickety clackety clack.

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I got to get out of here!" (robot voice): Evacuate vagina.

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"Clickety clackety, clickety..."

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(making machine gun noises) The crabs have machine guns.

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That makes sense.

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All right, well, that's it for me tonight.

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I'd like to say it was fun, but I've had a better time ripping

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out my own pubes.

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Shellac, shellac, rip!

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(yelling wildly) Ping, ping, ping, ow!

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(laughter) Okay, you guys, well, I'm Sweet

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Dee, and the joke's on me!

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(crowd cheering) What is going on?

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This is unbelievable.

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Let's give it up for Landslide!

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(crowd cheering) Well, that was a funny white

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bitch, wasn't it? (laughs) Skinny though.

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I took bigger dumps than her.

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(making fart noises) (laughter)

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It's a landslide!

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Oh, my God.

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I bet his diarrhea is nasty!

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Nasty!

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Oh, butts, vaginas and diarrhea, great.

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This is what the world's come to.

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(Charlie laughing) Hey, hey.

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You're on the list?

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The list? I'm-I'm Sweet Dee's brother, so we're good.

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Can't let you back there unless you're on the list.

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We got to be on that list.

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This is fantastic.

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I'm not on a list for a place that I don't want to be.

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You know how that feels?

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Hey, Dee? Dee?

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Uh, don't play this game, Dee.

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I-I... We're five feet away from you, I know you hear...

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Deandra.

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Dee. Dee.

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Da.

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Da.

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Da.

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Dah.

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Dah.

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Dah. Dah.

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Dee. Dee.

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(all chanting different pronunciations of "Dee")

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Yes, yes, yes. What? What?

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Oh, hey.

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Hi. What?

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Hey, Dee, can we come back there with you?

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Yeah, hey, we're, like, you're biggest fans, like, great

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show, like, good job, like, shut up, I'm sorry.

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We're gonna start a fan club.

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Oh, come on, stop kissing her ass.

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Dee, enough of this, okay?

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Step over the rope and come meet Walt.

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Tell you what.

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You three, you're in.

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Dennis, you're out.

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Go before she changes her mind, go.

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Hey! Faced! Thanks, Dee.

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Dee, who do you think you are?

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What is the matter with you, Dennis?

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You see them?

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They're supporting me, okay?

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Because they believe in me.

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A fan club could really help further my career.

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Career? Oh, wow, Dee.

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See, you don't have a career.

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All right? So I need you to stop all this right now.

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It's gone too far.

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Now, come meet Walt.

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He is my select.

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You know what I think this is about, Dennis?

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I think you're jealous.

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I don't think you want me to succeed.

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Dee, let me be very clear about something.

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You will never succeed.

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Ever.

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Instead, you will fly too close to the sun, and you will choke

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and you will gag in a spectacular manner.

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So, please, for the love of God, take Walt.

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Hi, I'm Walt.

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She knows your goddamn name, Walt; I said it, like, a

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thousand times.

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Look, you know what?

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I don't want to be with Walt, okay?

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And I don't want you to find me a man.

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What I need you to do is stay out of my way, because Sweet Dee

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is gonna be a star.

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(making machine gun noises) (laughter)

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♪ ♪ Oh.

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(crowd cheering) All right!

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Here, buddy, everyone else.

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(laughter) (making machine gun noises)

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Right, I'm Sweet Dee, and the joke's on me!

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Thank you very much.

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Good night.

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(crowd cheering wildly)

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I don't care that you only have

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one mic. Look at me!

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Dee Reynolds does not use mics that other so-called comedians

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have spit into, okay?

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So get another one.

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Dee Reynolds?

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Mm-hmm.

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Hi, I'm Michael Rotenberg.

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I'm a talent manager from Los Angeles.

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I've heard a lot about you.

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Oh, hi. Well...

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I've got a proposition for you.

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One of my bigger clients is supposed to do Conan tomorrow

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night, and something came up.

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They need to fill the spot, and I brought your name up.

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Are you interested?

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Conan O...

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Conan O'Brien?

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Yeah.

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I would love to represent you, too; I think you're amazing.

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I can fly you to L.A. tomorrow on my private jet, and we can go

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straight Conan.

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What do you say?

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Uh, well, my goodness.

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This is all... This is all...

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This is all... (gags) This is all... (gags)

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Oh, boy, hold on.

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Uh, you okay?

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Oh, yeah, yeah.

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It's just, uh, just had a little piece of sausage.

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Okay, I'm sure you did.

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Um, now, I'm not stepping on anyone's toes here, am I?

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Do you already have representation?

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Representation? No.

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Hey, sweetheart, there you are.

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Ew! Mm-mm.

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Who the hell's that?

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This is, uh, my new manager.

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What?

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Sorry, Snyder, I don't need you anymore.

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This guy's taking me to Hollywood on a private jet.

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What? Hollywood!

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Hollywood!

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We're going to Hollywood!

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No, no, no!

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We're not going anywhere.

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There's plenty of room if you want to take your friends.

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There's no room, okay?

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I have no use for you guys anymore.

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Hey, what do you say we go back to my hotel and have sex?

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Absolutely.

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Screw you, guys.

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What the hell, Dee?! We made you!

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I'm sorry, you made me?!

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You made me?!

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I made you!

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Screw you guys, all right?

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(making goofy noises) Oh.

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- Here we go. - Okay.

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You excited?

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Am I excited?

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Y... yes, I am.

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Yes, I...

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Dee, wait, wait.

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Wait.

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I made a mistake.

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All this time, I've been searching for the perfect guy to

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take you off of my hands forever, but... I realized

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something.

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The perfect guy's been under my nose the entire time.

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It's me, Dee.

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I'm the perfect select.

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I know, I've spent my entire life shitting all over your

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dreams, and not supporting you, but I was wrong, Dee.

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I see that now.

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You can succeed.

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You will be a star.

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You have to take me.

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I'm your twin brother.

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I love you, Dee.

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Dennis...

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suck my dick.

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(Dennis grunting) Wait.

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Dee!

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No, wait, Dee, wait!

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Don't do this, Dee!

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Dee, wait!

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Dee, stop!

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Don't fly away now!

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Dee, wait!

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Wait!

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So when we get to L.A., you're going straight into the

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limo and right to Conan.

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I'm gonna whisk you right backstage, and we go straight

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on.

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This is the big-time, Dee.

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You're not in Philadelphia anymore, okay?

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Mm-hmm.

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People are gonna be screaming your name, there's gonna be

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paparazzi.

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Papa... whew.

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(gagging): Paparazzi, huh?

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Yes.

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I tipped them off.

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It's all about image.

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It's great!

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It's all great.

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It's all super sudden though, isn't it?

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(gags) Ooh.

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There's a real smell to that one.

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Yeah, that...

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Are you okay?

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That one was... came...

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started deep, that's all.

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This is your moment, Dee.

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(Dee sighs) If you nail this, we're talking

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sitcoms, movie deals, the whole nine yards.

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Yeah.

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So let's get focused.

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Yes.

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All right.

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Yeah.

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Let's focus.

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Focus.

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♪ ♪ ♪ Don't call it a comeback

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I've been here for years I'm rockin' my peers

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♪ Puttin' suckers in fear I'm gonna take this

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itty bitty world by storm And I'm just gettin' warm ♪

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(Dee retching) ♪ I'm gonna knock you out

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Huh!

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Mama said knock you out ♪ Huh!

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I'm gonna knock you out Huh!

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♪ Mama said knock you out Huh!

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I'm gonna knock you out (Dee retching)

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♪ Mama said knock you out Huh! ♪

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Welcome to Los Angeles.

#586
Are you ready?

#587
Okay.

#588
Here we go.

#589
♪ Mama said knock you out... ♪

#590
(cameras clicking) (reporters shouting)

#591
This is insane.

#592
Driver, take the canyons.

#593
Don't go on the highway.

#594
Let's see...

#595
(gags) You're gonna be great!

#596
You're gonna be great!

#597
(tires screeching) Here we go again.

#598
You ready?

#599
(reporters shouting) Okay, Dee is here, Dee

#600
Reynolds is here!

#601
Well, you're late.

#602
Hair and makeup!

#603
We got to go.

#604
The announcer's gonna call your name, you're gonna walk right

#605
through those curtains and do your routine.

#606
This is your moment, you got to grab it, jump on it, okay?

#607
I'll be very... (gags) Good. You're gonna be great.

#608
You made it, Dee.

#609
Dee, Dee, you're gonna be a star, all right?

#610
I made it, I made it.

#611
You made it.

#612
Okay, calm down, you can do this.

#613
You did this all by yourself, you can do this.

#614
Okay.

#615
CONAN: Ladies and gentlemen, a very funny woman, Miss Sweet

#616
Dee Reynolds.

#617
Dee Reynolds is a star.

#618
(music playing, crowd cheering)

#619
The joke's on you!

#620
(noisemakers blaring) (crowd cheering)

#621
(Landslide whooping) (chanting): Speech, speech,

#622
speech, speech, speech...

#623
(chanting continues) Shh, shh, shh!

#624
What...

#625
What is going on?

#626
We got you, Dee!

#627
We tricked you, we tricked you, we tricked you!

#628
We set the whole thing up!

#629
You know?

#630
Yeah!

#631
None of that was real.

#632
All of these people are actors.

#633
I chartered a jet.

#634
We flew all over Philadelphia for six hours.

#635
And I'm a garbage man.

#636
He's a garbage man!

#637
He's your garbage man!

#638
You've met him.

#639
None of this is real, Dee!

#640
None of it!

#641
Hey, hey, some of it was real.

#642
Yeah!

#643
You banged that guy!

#644
(laughter) Hey, best part?

#645
Dennis wasn't even in on any of it!

#646
(laughs) I was and I wasn't.

#647
I was and I wasn't.

#648
He wasn't, he wasn't.

#649
No, no, no.

#650
No, we knew we had to drag him through the mud, make it seem

#651
legit.

#652
It was great, it was great.

#653
The joke's on him, too!

#654
Yeah, joke's on him!

#655
(noisemakers blare) Well, it was good.

#656
It was a good joke.

#657
It was a good joke.

#658
Good joke, guys, I love jokes.

#659
She's got more to say.

#660
Oh.

#661
She's got more to say.

#662
Why would you do this?

#663
Oh, well, you know, you were being all mopey and annoying...

#664
Yeah.

#665
...complaining and stuff.

#666
We wanted to show you that you could sink lower.

#667
Talking about killing yourself, ugh.

#668
Some things you just don't joke about, okay?

#669
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

#670
You took it too far.

#671
Right.

#672
Too far.

#673
Yeah.

#674
I took it too far?

#675
That's what I said.

#676
Oh... I took... I took it too far?

#677
Oh, God, you sons of bitches!

#678
(roaring) And there she goes!

#679
She's back!

#680
(laughter) I... no!

#681
All right, so we got Dee back, and I think we may have

#682
broke Dennis.

#683
Broke me?

#684
Nah, come on, I'm good.

#685
(laughs) I love all this.

#686
This is great.

#687
I'm gonna pop out for a little while.

#688
(laughing) He's not loving it.

#689
He's not.

#690
He's not loving it.

#691
No, he's not. (yells) He might go kill himself.

#692
(noisemakers blare)

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