Scrubs

#1
'Let's face it, most days start like any other.'

#2
'Let's face it, most days start like any other.'

#3
'But some days...' -Well?

#4
-It's beautiful! But my parents'll kill me if I marry a black guy. Ha-ha!

#5
-It's beautiful! But my parents'll kill me if I marry a black guy. Ha-ha!

#6
-It's beautiful! But my parents'll kill me if I marry a black guy. Ha-ha!

#7
So you're gonna ask Carla? -I'm doin' it. -OK, ready?

#8
So you're gonna ask Carla? -I'm doin' it. -OK, ready?

#9
You sure? -Positive. -Na-ha-ha! -Ha-ha!

#10
You sure? -Positive. -Na-ha-ha! -Ha-ha!

#11
-Congratulations. When you gonna ask her? -Tonight. I'm gonna make her dinner,

#12
-Congratulations. When you gonna ask her? -Tonight. I'm gonna make her dinner,

#13
then put the ring in her champagne glass. -May as well put it in her chamLAME glass. -OK,

#14
then put the ring in her champagne glass. -May as well put it in her chamLAME glass. -OK,

#15
know-it-all, what would you do? -Spread 50 candles everywhere, with some rose petals - -That's right,

#16
know-it-all, what would you do? -Spread 50 candles everywhere, with some rose petals - -That's right,

#17
know-it-all, what would you do? -Spread 50 candles everywhere, with some rose petals - -That's right,

#18
the roses are beautiful and make the room smell amazing. -Like a meadow in spring. -What's up?

#19
the roses are beautiful and make the room smell amazing. -Like a meadow in spring. -What's up?

#20
-Oh, guy-talk. -Bitches and ho's.

#21
-Oh, guy-talk. -Bitches and ho's.

#22
C'mon, hurry up. -I've got to get changed.

#23
-Have you two met? -Todd, you're over-compensating. You're gay and you need to be OK with it. -Yeah?

#24
-Have you two met? -Todd, you're over-compensating. You're gay and you need to be OK with it. -Yeah?

#25
-Have you two met? -Todd, you're over-compensating. You're gay and you need to be OK with it. -Yeah?

#26
If I'm "gay," how come I work out so much?!

#27
If I'm "gay," how come I work out so much?!

#28
'It's tough to be a woman -in a co-ed locker room.'

#29
'It's tough to be a woman -in a co-ed locker room.'

#30
(RAUCOUS CATCALLS)

#31
(RAUCOUS CATCALLS)

#32
(Dance. They want you to dance.)

#33
(Dance. They want you to dance.)

#34
(STRIPTEASE MUSIC - FEMALE SINGER)

#35
(SONG CONTINUING)

#36
(SONG CONTINUING)

#37
(MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY) -Um,... maybe I should just change in the bathroom.

#38
(MUSIC ENDS ABRUPTLY) -Um,... maybe I should just change in the bathroom.

#39
-Honey? -Hm? -Do you want some champagne?

#40
-Honey? -Hm? -Do you want some champagne?

#41
-Actually I'm gonna stay with coffee.

#42
-Actually I'm gonna stay with coffee.

#43
-OK.

#44
Coffee it is... for my baby!

#45
Coffee it is... for my baby!

#46
-What the hell, I'll have some champagne.

#47
-What the hell, I'll have some champagne.

#48
-OK.

#49
-OK.

#50
Harrrrgghhh!

#51
-Are you OK?! (HIGH-PITCHED YELP)

#52
-Are you OK?! (HIGH-PITCHED YELP)

#53
I'm absolutely fine, honey. Because I am here with you.

#54
I'm absolutely fine, honey. Because I am here with you.

#55
(PHONE RINGS)

#56
(PHONE RINGS)

#57
-Hello? Mommy...

#58
-Hello? Mommy...

#59
Why are you calling so late? Uh-huh. Uh-huh?

#60
Why are you calling so late? Uh-huh. Uh-huh?

#61
She's DEAD?!

#62
Yeah, yeah, I'll be right over.

#63
My aunt Marie's dead! She's only 60!

#64
My aunt Marie's dead! She's only 60!

#65
-To one hell of a lady! Huh?

#66
-To one hell of a lady! Huh?

#67
-What?

#68
-Should be with your moma. -Thank you, baby.

#69
-Should be with your moma. -Thank you, baby.

#70
Stay outta trouble. (HIGH-PITCHED SOUND)

#71
# I can't do this all on my own

#72
# I can't do this all on my own

#73
# No, I know I'm no superman

#74
# No, I know I'm no superman

#75
# I'm no superman #

#76
-So anyway I have to fly out late for the funeral tonight

#77
-So anyway I have to fly out late for the funeral tonight

#78
and I'll need your help covering my shifts. -Anything for you, honey. -Thanks.

#79
and I'll need your help covering my shifts. -Anything for you, honey. -Thanks.

#80
-Laverne, can I borrow a nickel for a soda? -Sorry, this window's closed.

#81
-Laverne, can I borrow a nickel for a soda? -Sorry, this window's closed.

#82
By the way, Elaine's back. 'Elaine's been on top of -the heart transplant list so long

#83
By the way, Elaine's back. 'Elaine's been on top of -the heart transplant list so long

#84
she's in here almost as much as me.' We talked about this -

#85
she's in here almost as much as me.' We talked about this -

#86
don't get into bed until I arrive so I can see ya booteh. -If I get a heart

#87
don't get into bed until I arrive so I can see ya booteh. -If I get a heart

#88
I'll let you eat ice cream off it. -You are naughty! -Ach, it's weird

#89
I'll let you eat ice cream off it. -You are naughty! -Ach, it's weird

#90
sitting around hoping someone's family

#91
sitting around hoping someone's family

#92
pulls them off life support. -I honestly believe in hospitals there's, like, this... balance,

#93
pulls them off life support. -I honestly believe in hospitals there's, like, this... balance,

#94
pulls them off life support. -I honestly believe in hospitals there's, like, this... balance,

#95
y'know? It's like when one person dies

#96
another person gets a chance to live.

#97
another person gets a chance to live.

#98
I like to call it the Circle of Life. -Oh my God, you must stop watching The Lion King.

#99
I like to call it the Circle of Life. -Oh my God, you must stop watching The Lion King.

#100
I like to call it the Circle of Life. -Oh my God, you must stop watching The Lion King.

#101
-I like that baby lion cub. What's his name...?

#102
-I like that baby lion cub. What's his name...?

#103
-Simba? -Trick question! You like it too! Ha-ha-ha!

#104
-Simba? -Trick question! You like it too! Ha-ha-ha!

#105
-You girls... Excuse me, Elaine, I actually need his opinion on something.

#106
-You girls... Excuse me, Elaine, I actually need his opinion on something.

#107
-I'd say she's pregnant. -Just a terrific catch there.

#108
Listen to her heart, will ya? I need an extra set of ears, let's go.

#109
Listen to her heart, will ya? I need an extra set of ears, let's go.

#110
Listen to her heart, will ya? I need an extra set of ears, let's go.

#111
-It's kinda flattering that you'd choose me... -Ears. Ears. Not mouth.

#112
-It's kinda flattering that you'd choose me... -Ears. Ears. Not mouth.

#113
-Dan, Dr Kopelman has notified me that he will be vacating the office next to mine.

#114
-Dan, Dr Kopelman has notified me that he will be vacating the office next to mine.

#115
His deteriorating health has made it impossible for him to continue with us.

#116
His deteriorating health has made it impossible for him to continue with us.

#117
-Oh dear, should we send him a card? -Absolutely. See if you can find one

#118
-Oh dear, should we send him a card? -Absolutely. See if you can find one

#119
that says, "Crippling arthritis or not,

#120
that says, "Crippling arthritis or not,

#121
I want you out of my hospital by sundown so I can knock down your wall

#122
I want you out of my hospital by sundown so I can knock down your wall

#123
and make myself a giant office." -You're a wonderful man. -Ted, I don't mean to sound insensitive,

#124
and make myself a giant office." -You're a wonderful man. -Ted, I don't mean to sound insensitive,

#125
and make myself a giant office." -You're a wonderful man. -Ted, I don't mean to sound insensitive,

#126
but a man's office is a reflection of who he is, yes? (SPLASH)

#127
but a man's office is a reflection of who he is, yes? (SPLASH)

#128
-Yeah.

#129
-Ralphie, spit it out.

#130
-Ralphie, spit it out.

#131
Spit it out! C'mon, c'mon. Oh...!

#132
Spit it out! C'mon, c'mon. Oh...!

#133
Dude, why eat medical supplies when you've got pudding and tater tots? Makes no sense.

#134
Dude, why eat medical supplies when you've got pudding and tater tots? Makes no sense.

#135
-Hey. Get the ring back? -Did I... get the... ring back? Dude - I'M back, OK?

#136
-Hey. Get the ring back? -Did I... get the... ring back? Dude - I'M back, OK?

#137
-Hey. Get the ring back? -Did I... get the... ring back? Dude - I'M back, OK?

#138
Got it all set up. I got someone to cover for me, I'll take her to a nice resta -

#139
Got it all set up. I got someone to cover for me, I'll take her to a nice resta -

#140
Open.

#141
Oh, you're killin' me, Ralphie. No, you did NOT just swallow that thing!

#142
Oh, you're killin' me, Ralphie. No, you did NOT just swallow that thing!

#143
Yeugh!

#144
Yeugh!

#145
-I am through taking my clothes off in front of men. -I think I speak for all of us

#146
-I am through taking my clothes off in front of men. -I think I speak for all of us

#147
when I say - we'll live. -Every woman here dislikes getting undressed

#148
when I say - we'll live. -Every woman here dislikes getting undressed

#149
in a co-ed locker room. Except Naked Nancy, but she's an exhibitionist.

#150
in a co-ed locker room. Except Naked Nancy, but she's an exhibitionist.

#151
in a co-ed locker room. Except Naked Nancy, but she's an exhibitionist.

#152
-We have a co-ed locker room? Hot damn...!

#153
-If you really feel the need to discuss it, just write it down on paper

#154
-If you really feel the need to discuss it, just write it down on paper

#155
-If you really feel the need to discuss it, just write it down on paper

#156
and slip it in my suggestion box.

#157
-Really? -Yeah. Ted, show it to her.

#158
-Really? -Yeah. Ted, show it to her.

#159
-Sorry.

#160
-It's OK.

#161
-It's OK.

#162
-So, uh, this locker room -

#163
ya have to be a doctor to change in there or what?

#164
ya have to be a doctor to change in there or what?

#165
-Can I borrow a pen? -Here - take this one.

#166
-Can I borrow a pen? -Here - take this one.

#167
-Thanks.

#168
-See? We don't always have to be, like... We could be, like, "Hey, how you doing?"

#169
-See? We don't always have to be, like... We could be, like, "Hey, how you doing?"

#170
-See? We don't always have to be, like... We could be, like, "Hey, how you doing?"

#171
This can work. We can be there for each other. -It's just a pen, Scooter. Not a kidney. (SIGHS)

#172
This can work. We can be there for each other. -It's just a pen, Scooter. Not a kidney. (SIGHS)

#173
This can work. We can be there for each other. -It's just a pen, Scooter. Not a kidney. (SIGHS)

#174
-Thanks. -No - you keep it.

#175
-Thanks. -No - you keep it.

#176
-Really?

#177
Makes me look smarter.

#178
Yeah! I'm off to scrub the crappers.

#179
Yeah! I'm off to scrub the crappers.

#180
-Here's the deal, Mrs Larkin - you have a valvular defect in your heart. -God...! -Relax, Steve.

#181
-Here's the deal, Mrs Larkin - you have a valvular defect in your heart. -God...! -Relax, Steve.

#182
-Here's the deal, Mrs Larkin - you have a valvular defect in your heart. -God...! -Relax, Steve.

#183
He's a worrier. -Me too, I'm a worrier.

#184
He's a worrier. -Me too, I'm a worrier.

#185
-The thing is - -Aw, here it comes. -the thing is

#186
-The thing is - -Aw, here it comes. -the thing is

#187
that pregnancy puts such an extra strain on your heart

#188
that had we known about this condition beforehand

#189
that had we known about this condition beforehand

#190
we would've suggested not getting pregnant before getting the valve repaired.

#191
we would've suggested not getting pregnant before getting the valve repaired.

#192
-I would've done it anyways. -Yeah, you would've. Got a healthy supply of pluck about ya. -Can't breathe!

#193
-I would've done it anyways. -Yeah, you would've. Got a healthy supply of pluck about ya. -Can't breathe!

#194
-I would've done it anyways. -Yeah, you would've. Got a healthy supply of pluck about ya. -Can't breathe!

#195
-You're OK. Let's do this. -Love the pluck.

#196
-You're OK. Let's do this. -Love the pluck.

#197
-How could anyone possibly stand this? Hey, Nancy.

#198
-How could anyone possibly stand this? Hey, Nancy.

#199
-You've had six bran muffins, Ralphie. How is it that you don't have to go yet? -Turk?

#200
-You've had six bran muffins, Ralphie. How is it that you don't have to go yet? -Turk?

#201
You sure you wanna have dinnertonight? -I am positive. Alright. -Thanks.

#202
You sure you wanna have dinnertonight? -I am positive. Alright. -Thanks.

#203
-OK, new tack - I want you to do what I do. Imagine that there are tiny men

#204
-OK, new tack - I want you to do what I do. Imagine that there are tiny men

#205
-OK, new tack - I want you to do what I do. Imagine that there are tiny men

#206
inside your booty, trying to push the dookie.

#207
Push the dookie out, Ralphie. Can you imagine that for me?

#208
Push the dookie out, Ralphie. Can you imagine that for me?

#209
-You told my son there were little men inside him?!

#210
-You told my son there were little men inside him?!

#211
He barely sleeps as it is! -Sir,I'm sorry, I was wrong. -That was sick! -But still,

#212
He barely sleeps as it is! -Sir,I'm sorry, I was wrong. -That was sick! -But still,

#213
He barely sleeps as it is! -Sir,I'm sorry, I was wrong. -That was sick! -But still,

#214
if you could do this for me, I would greatly appreciate it.

#215
if you could do this for me, I would greatly appreciate it.

#216
The next time your son has a bowel movement, take the dookie,

#217
The next time your son has a bowel movement, take the dookie,

#218
put it in a ziplock bag and just call me. It's for my girlfriend. -Oh...! -Hey.

#219
put it in a ziplock bag and just call me. It's for my girlfriend. -Oh...! -Hey.

#220
Little men. Pushin' it out. Pushin' it out.

#221
Little men. Pushin' it out. Pushin' it out.

#222
Little men. Pushin' it out. Pushin' it out.

#223
-That Mrs Larkin's an aggressive lady.

#224
Won't even let her husband finish a senten - -Oh, shut up,

#225
Won't even let her husband finish a senten - -Oh, shut up,

#226
at least she's ballsy, unlike that husband,

#227
the overly thoughtful, sensitive type that drive me crazy.

#228
the overly thoughtful, sensitive type that drive me crazy.

#229
What? -No, I just think the Larkins complement each other.

#230
What? -No, I just think the Larkins complement each other.

#231
They're a good team. Kinda remind me of us. -Granted I was as usual only halfway listening,

#232
They're a good team. Kinda remind me of us. -Granted I was as usual only halfway listening,

#233
They're a good team. Kinda remind me of us. -Granted I was as usual only halfway listening,

#234
but I get the sinking feeling you just compared us to a married couple.

#235
but I get the sinking feeling you just compared us to a married couple.

#236
I know a girl can dream, but... this is never gonna happen.

#237
I know a girl can dream, but... this is never gonna happen.

#238
(RAPID BEEPING) Get in here.

#239
-She went into atrial fibrillation. -Call OBGYN for an emergency console, notify next of kin.

#240
-She went into atrial fibrillation. -Call OBGYN for an emergency console, notify next of kin.

#241
-She went into atrial fibrillation. -Call OBGYN for an emergency console, notify next of kin.

#242
-What the hell is going on?

#243
-What the hell is going on?

#244
'Sometimes it's hard -to find the right words.'

#245
-Once I knock down this wall right here,

#246
-Once I knock down this wall right here,

#247
I am going to have more room than I know what to do with. -Sir,

#248
I am going to have more room than I know what to do with. -Sir,

#249
I'm so happy for you I could crap. 'Sometimes words come easy.' -Dr Kelso?

#250
I'm so happy for you I could crap. 'Sometimes words come easy.' -Dr Kelso?

#251
I'm so happy for you I could crap. 'Sometimes words come easy.' -Dr Kelso?

#252
I demand a female locker room.

#253
-I loved it, but why spend all this money on this fancy dinner?

#254
-I loved it, but why spend all this money on this fancy dinner?

#255
'Sometimes the words -don't come out at all.'

#256
'Sometimes the words -don't come out at all.'

#257
-No reason.

#258
'But ultimately you grit your teeth -and just say it.' -We don't deliver this baby,

#259
'But ultimately you grit your teeth -and just say it.' -We don't deliver this baby,

#260
your wife could die. 'As a doctor -you get used to

#261
your wife could die. 'As a doctor -you get used to

#262
the balance-in-the-hospital thing - when one person lives, another dies. -But it's so soon.

#263
the balance-in-the-hospital thing - when one person lives, another dies. -But it's so soon.

#264
You said so yourself. What's gonna happen to the baby? -We're gonna do our best.

#265
You said so yourself. What's gonna happen to the baby? -We're gonna do our best.

#266
You said so yourself. What's gonna happen to the baby? -We're gonna do our best.

#267
'But it never seems fair -when it happens in the same family.'

#268
'But it never seems fair -when it happens in the same family.'

#269
-You're saying, if we don't deliver the baby now my wife could die? And if we do,

#270
-You're saying, if we don't deliver the baby now my wife could die? And if we do,

#271
our child probably won't live? 'Sometimes as a doctor

#272
our child probably won't live? 'Sometimes as a doctor

#273
I wish my life was more like my favourite TV show.'

#274
I wish my life was more like my favourite TV show.'

#275
Come on, death isn't so bad -

#276
Come on, death isn't so bad -

#277
especially if you're dying from LAUGHTER. You're on Candid Camera!

#278
especially if you're dying from LAUGHTER. You're on Candid Camera!

#279
We got a camera there,... there... and there!

#280
We got a camera there,... there... and there!

#281
-Mr Lockhart, I need a decision from you here. -I'm not ready to do that.

#282
-Mr Lockhart, I need a decision from you here. -I'm not ready to do that.

#283
-You go. I'll cover her.

#284
-Dr Kelso, I am not leaving here until I get an answer. -Sweetheart,

#285
-Dr Kelso, I am not leaving here until I get an answer. -Sweetheart,

#286
there are lots of people who think the hospital would be a better place

#287
there are lots of people who think the hospital would be a better place

#288
if we made changes. Take Ted, for instance. -I feel I'd be more productive

#289
if we made changes. Take Ted, for instance. -I feel I'd be more productive

#290
if my phone dialled out.

#291
if my phone dialled out.

#292
-This hospital has always had a co-ed locker room.

#293
-This hospital has always had a co-ed locker room.

#294
Ah, back when I was a resident,

#295
Ah, back when I was a resident,

#296
I remember blah-blah-blah, nostalgic story, now get the hell out of my office.

#297
I remember blah-blah-blah, nostalgic story, now get the hell out of my office.

#298
Not you, Ted.

#299
Not you, Ted.

#300
Ted, get the hell out of my office. -Yes, sir.

#301
Ted, get the hell out of my office. -Yes, sir.

#302
-Gonna miss you so much. -I'm only going to Chicago for five days. I'll call you when I land. See ya.

#303
-Gonna miss you so much. -I'm only going to Chicago for five days. I'll call you when I land. See ya.

#304
-Gonna miss you so much. -I'm only going to Chicago for five days. I'll call you when I land. See ya.

#305
-Baby, don't go. -Seen Mr Larkin? -Uh, no.

#306
-Baby, don't go. -Seen Mr Larkin? -Uh, no.

#307
-Thanks for the pen. -Oh, no.

#308
-Thanks for the pen. -Oh, no.

#309
-Yeah. It's my favourite t-shirt. And this... is my favourite skin.

#310
-Yeah. It's my favourite t-shirt. And this... is my favourite skin.

#311
-You know I would never mean for that to happen. -Yeah! -This isa little cosy for me. -Is it?

#312
-You know I would never mean for that to happen. -Yeah! -This isa little cosy for me. -Is it?

#313
-You know I would never mean for that to happen. -Yeah! -This isa little cosy for me. -Is it?

#314
-I don't think you people are getting how difficult this is. -Trust me,

#315
-I don't think you people are getting how difficult this is. -Trust me,

#316
I wouldn't wanna have to make this decision. -Wish I could ask my wife.

#317
I wouldn't wanna have to make this decision. -Wish I could ask my wife.

#318
I wouldn't wanna have to make this decision. -Wish I could ask my wife.

#319
She'd be better at handling this. -You know, you and I are a lot alike.

#320
She'd be better at handling this. -You know, you and I are a lot alike.

#321
We may seem like the kinda guy you can just throw in a headlock and draw a moustache on, but...

#322
We may seem like the kinda guy you can just throw in a headlock and draw a moustache on, but...

#323
..in crunch time we always come through.

#324
It's time.

#325
Come on.

#326
-Dr Reid, are you orphaned today?

#327
-Dr Reid, are you orphaned today?

#328
-Oh, I just didn't have a place to change. -Uh-huh...?

#329
-Oh, I just didn't have a place to change. -Uh-huh...?

#330
Laverne, I'm going to pretend you're not wearing that.

#331
Laverne, I'm going to pretend you're not wearing that.

#332
-Don't you usually wait till you're home before you do that? -Plus - County statute says,

#333
-Don't you usually wait till you're home before you do that? -Plus - County statute says,

#334
"All medical facilities are required to provide single-sex bathrooms and changing rooms for employees."

#335
"All medical facilities are required to provide single-sex bathrooms and changing rooms for employees."

#336
"All medical facilities are required to provide single-sex bathrooms and changing rooms for employees."

#337
Put that in your suggestion box and sm-moke it. -Dammit.

#338
Put that in your suggestion box and sm-moke it. -Dammit.

#339
Where'd she learn all that legal mumbo-jumbo?

#340
Where'd she learn all that legal mumbo-jumbo?

#341
(WHISTLES INEFFECTUALLY)

#342
-What are you doing, Ted? -I'm trying to whistle.

#343
-What are you doing, Ted? -I'm trying to whistle.

#344
Y'know, so you wouldn't think it was me.

#345
-Stop the cab! Whoa! Hey! Open the door. Baby, open the door.

#346
-Stop the cab! Whoa! Hey! Open the door. Baby, open the door.

#347
Open the damn door! -Turk! What are you doing?!

#348
Open the damn door! -Turk! What are you doing?!

#349
(WOMAN) -Take it. -Sorry, ma'am. My bad. -What is going on?

#350
(WOMAN) -Take it. -Sorry, ma'am. My bad. -What is going on?

#351
(WOMAN) -Take it. -Sorry, ma'am. My bad. -What is going on?

#352
-I gotta ask you something before you go. -What?

#353
-You're doing great. Gonna be fine.

#354
-You're doing great. Gonna be fine.

#355
-Nice job. Real nice job.

#356
-Nice job. Real nice job.

#357
All we gotta do now is cross our fingers.

#358
All we gotta do now is cross our fingers.

#359
'Death is always hanging around -this hospital.'

#360
'Morning.

#361
'Morning.

#362
'Ultimately it all boils down to -what your attitude is about it.' -I'm not afraid of death. I mean,

#363
'Ultimately it all boils down to -what your attitude is about it.' -I'm not afraid of death. I mean,

#364
'Ultimately it all boils down to -what your attitude is about it.' -I'm not afraid of death. I mean,

#365
if I got a heart that would be great. Still,

#366
if I got a heart that would be great. Still,

#367
if they told me it was never gonna happen, I'd be OK too.

#368
if they told me it was never gonna happen, I'd be OK too.

#369
It's the waiting - I just wanna know one way or the other. -My idea is - switch to a cheerier subject?

#370
It's the waiting - I just wanna know one way or the other. -My idea is - switch to a cheerier subject?

#371
It's the waiting - I just wanna know one way or the other. -My idea is - switch to a cheerier subject?

#372
-What do you think death is like?

#373
-What do you think death is like?

#374
-I really hope it's like a big Broadway musical -

#375
-I really hope it's like a big Broadway musical -

#376
everyone's all dressed up and singing to the rafters

#377
and you go out with a real flourish.

#378
and you go out with a real flourish.

#379
-I think it's like a game of dodgeball.

#380
-I think it's like a game of dodgeball.

#381
There's a lot of chaos and screaming and - y'know, eventually you get your glasses snapped in half

#382
There's a lot of chaos and screaming and - y'know, eventually you get your glasses snapped in half

#383
There's a lot of chaos and screaming and - y'know, eventually you get your glasses snapped in half

#384
by the big kid who already has underarm hair.

#385
But you wake up in a hot nurse's office - when she leans in

#386
But you wake up in a hot nurse's office - when she leans in

#387
But you wake up in a hot nurse's office - when she leans in

#388
to put that bandage on your nose, you get a sense that something COULD happen

#389
to put that bandage on your nose, you get a sense that something COULD happen

#390
if you just took a chance and buried your face in her knockers. -Holy cow, I'm so sorry -

#391
if you just took a chance and buried your face in her knockers. -Holy cow, I'm so sorry -

#392
for my part, I think death is a lot like that story. But if there is a God,

#393
for my part, I think death is a lot like that story. But if there is a God,

#394
for my part, I think death is a lot like that story. But if there is a God,

#395
it'll be a lot quicker and half as painful.

#396
it'll be a lot quicker and half as painful.

#397
-It's fun to annoy him. -It's what I do.

#398
-It's fun to annoy him. -It's what I do.

#399
-So I hear they're making that office into the ladies' locker room, huh? -Yes, Ted. -Bummer!

#400
-So I hear they're making that office into the ladies' locker room, huh? -Yes, Ted. -Bummer!

#401
-So I hear they're making that office into the ladies' locker room, huh? -Yes, Ted. -Bummer!

#402
Hey, maybe whoever's over here might not stay there forever.

#403
Hey, maybe whoever's over here might not stay there forever.

#404
-Well, I'm here doing a research fellowship,

#405
so I'll be anywhere from 15 to 25 years.

#406
so I'll be anywhere from 15 to 25 years.

#407
-That's a long time. -Yeah. -You'll probably be dead.

#408
-That's a long time. -Yeah. -You'll probably be dead.

#409
-So, um, we've known each other for 18 months, right? -Turk,that's my ride - -Gimme a second, OK?

#410
-So, um, we've known each other for 18 months, right? -Turk,that's my ride - -Gimme a second, OK?

#411
-So, um, we've known each other for 18 months, right? -Turk,that's my ride - -Gimme a second, OK?

#412
I've been thinking a lot lately. (HORN PARPS) I'm talkin' here! -I gotta go, honey. I'm sorry.

#413
I've been thinking a lot lately. (HORN PARPS) I'm talkin' here! -I gotta go, honey. I'm sorry.

#414
I've been thinking a lot lately. (HORN PARPS) I'm talkin' here! -I gotta go, honey. I'm sorry.

#415
-Will you marry me?

#416
-What'd you say?! -I think I said,... "Will you marry me?"

#417
-What'd you say?! -I think I said,... "Will you marry me?"

#418
-Turk, wow! -I got a ring.

#419
-Turk, wow! -I got a ring.

#420
Um,... I don't have it on me, but... it's in a safe place.

#421
Um,... I don't have it on me, but... it's in a safe place.

#422
-I can't believe this!

#423
-I can't believe this!

#424
I - I've imagined you saying this to me, like, a thousand times.

#425
I - I've imagined you saying this to me, like, a thousand times.

#426
I - I've imagined you saying this to me, like, a thousand times.

#427
I just never imagined that when you actually asked all I would say is...

#428
I just never imagined that when you actually asked all I would say is...

#429
..I need to think.

#430
-Cool! Uh,...

#431
-Cool! Uh,...

#432
..yeah. Phoo...! That's - that's - that's what I was hoping to hear.

#433
..yeah. Phoo...! That's - that's - that's what I was hoping to hear.

#434
-I love you. I really do.

#435
-Love you too.

#436
-Love you too.

#437
-I'll be back in a few days.

#438
-I'll be back in a few days.

#439
-I'll wait...

#440
-Congratulations, guys, he's doing great.

#441
'Sometimes my whole theory of life and death

#442
'Sometimes my whole theory of life and death

#443
balancing each other out in the hospital doesn't hold true.'

#444
balancing each other out in the hospital doesn't hold true.'

#445
'I guess sometimes you get lucky.' What? -She's coding.

#446
'I guess sometimes you get lucky.' What? -She's coding.

#447
# Any minute now

#448
# My ship is coming in

#449
# I'll keep checking the horizon

#450
# I'll stand on the bow

#451
# I'll stand on the bow

#452
# Feel the waves come crashing in

#453
# Come crashing down

#454
# Down, down

#455
# Down, down

#456
# On me

#457
# On me

#458
# And you say, "Be still, my love"

#459
# Open up your heart

#460
# Open up your heart

#461
# Let the light shine in

#462
# Don't you... understand

#463
# I already have a plan?

#464
# I'm waiting for my real life to begin

#465
# My real life to begin # Oh, don't you understand?

#466
# My real life to begin # Oh, don't you understand?

#467
# I already have a plan

#468
# I'm waiting -for my real life to begin

#469
# On a clear day

#470
# I can see

#471
# I can see

#472
# See

#473
# See a very long way #

#474
# See a very long way #

#475
(STEADY BEEPING)

#476
(STEADY BEEPING)

#477
-She's gone.

#478
Will you be OK?

#479
-Yeah.

#480
-Yeah.

#481
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#482
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Season 2, Episode 13 — My Philosophy

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