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Season 2, Episode 17 — My Own Private Practice Guy

#1
OK, you've been avoiding Dr Cox since Jordan told you her baby was his.

#2
OK, you've been avoiding Dr Cox since Jordan told you her baby was his.

#3
OK, you've been avoiding Dr Cox since Jordan told you her baby was his.

#4
This is a sign. It's time to let go of the secret. Find a smooth way in.

#5
This is a sign. It's time to let go of the secret. Find a smooth way in.

#6
Hey, Dr Cox! Taking a whizz?

#7
-We've been over this before, Newbie, eyes front, no talking.

#8
-We've been over this before, Newbie, eyes front, no talking.

#9
-OK, fine. I'll just read the wall.

#10
-OK, fine. I'll just read the wall.

#11
"JD has a tiny pickle"?

#12
"JD has a tiny pickle"?

#13
-Kudos for honesty, there, Newbie, but, again, no talking.

#14
-Dr Cox, I have to tell you something.

#15
-Dr Cox, I have to tell you something.

#16
-Oh! Perry, you pee standing up at work. That is so cute.

#17
-Oh! Perry, you pee standing up at work. That is so cute.

#18
Come on. We're on a very tight schedule.

#19
Come on. We're on a very tight schedule.

#20
(WHIMPERS) -You know, Jordan,

#21
with the baby weight you haven't lost,

#22
with the baby weight you haven't lost,

#23
I just went ahead and assumed you'd be used to tight things by now.

#24
I just went ahead and assumed you'd be used to tight things by now.

#25
-Oh, that's lovely. Huh!

#26
Well, hello, sailor.

#27
Well, hello, sailor.

#28
-Ahoy. -Oh, my goodness, Newbie.

#29
-Ahoy. -Oh, my goodness, Newbie.

#30
Are you so uncomfortable with Jordan here

#31
Are you so uncomfortable with Jordan here

#32
that you've, in fact, stopped peeing mid-stream?

#33
-I may have.

#34
-I may have.

#35
-Yes! -I wonder why Dr Cox and Jordan got divorced?

#36
-Yes! -I wonder why Dr Cox and Jordan got divorced?

#37
They act like they hate each other, but that's for show.

#38
They act like they hate each other, but that's for show.

#39
-Yeah, whatever. Are you gonna stretch before we play basketball?

#40
-Yeah, whatever. Are you gonna stretch before we play basketball?

#41
-Turk likes to blow off steam by playing basketball before surgery.

#42
-Turk likes to blow off steam by playing basketball before surgery.

#43
I always get my ass kicked,...

#44
..but not today. Grrrrrr.

#45
..but not today. Grrrrrr.

#46
-And that's game! (BOTH GRUNT)

#47
-And that's game! (BOTH GRUNT)

#48
How the hell did we lose?! We have Chet! -Sorry, man.

#49
-Chet, you suck!

#50
-Chet, you suck!

#51
AAARRRGGGHHH!

#52
You know what? Some stereotypes are true, Turk. OK?

#53
You know what? Some stereotypes are true, Turk. OK?

#54
Just maybe, black people are a little better at basketball. Whatta you say?

#55
Just maybe, black people are a little better at basketball. Whatta you say?

#56
-Ha!

#57
-Ha!

#58
-Maybe a little. -Y'all got hockey.

#59
-Maybe a little. -Y'all got hockey.

#60
# "Superman" - Lazlo Bane

#61
Why do you think they got divorced?

#62
Why do you think they got divorced?

#63
-No idea. I can't believe you peed in front of Jordan. I could not do it.

#64
-No idea. I can't believe you peed in front of Jordan. I could not do it.

#65
Paul, my boyfriend, turns the volume up on the TV when I go.

#66
Paul, my boyfriend, turns the volume up on the TV when I go.

#67
He's not allowed in the apartment an hour before or after I do twosies.

#68
He's not allowed in the apartment an hour before or after I do twosies.

#69
-You're a doctor, stop calling it "twosies."

#70
-Oh, with patients I say "dookie." Oh, dookie!

#71
-Oh, with patients I say "dookie." Oh, dookie!

#72
-Well, now, Maggie!

#73
I assume you are whiling away the morning

#74
I assume you are whiling away the morning

#75
cat-chatting with your gal-pal as you've finished your pre-rounding?

#76
cat-chatting with your gal-pal as you've finished your pre-rounding?

#77
-Haven't started yet. -What? -Gotcha! Finished!

#78
-Haven't started yet. -What? -Gotcha! Finished!

#79
-Good one, Newbie. My heart is racing. You are a prankster.

#80
-Good one, Newbie. My heart is racing. You are a prankster.

#81
-I could tell you stories. -If there's a God, you won't.

#82
This is Mrs Gracin's chart.

#83
This is Mrs Gracin's chart.

#84
Her private practice doctor showed up, so I am off this one.

#85
Her private practice doctor showed up, so I am off this one.

#86
-Well, is there anything I need to do for her lung nodule?

#87
-Oh, I don't know. Start her on 20ccs of "It's not my problem any more!"

#88
-Oh, I don't know. Start her on 20ccs of "It's not my problem any more!"

#89
-Great. A pretentious private practice guy

#90
who'll order me around while he counts his money.

#91
who'll order me around while he counts his money.

#92
-Hey! You must be JD! -He knows my name.

#93
-Hey! You must be JD! -He knows my name.

#94
-I'm Dr Fisher, Pete. Never call me Petey, we'll be friends for life.

#95
-I'm Dr Fisher, Pete. Never call me Petey, we'll be friends for life.

#96
Hey, don't believe me? Already got you a latte, buddy. Look.

#97
Hey, don't believe me? Already got you a latte, buddy. Look.

#98
-Thanks! A latte! -That's funny! We got a good one, Sally!

#99
-Thanks! A latte! -That's funny! We got a good one, Sally!

#100
-How is that funny? Eh, just go with it.

#101
I pull pranks, too. Dr Cox was like, "Did you do that pre-rounding?" -

#102
I pull pranks, too. Dr Cox was like, "Did you do that pre-rounding?" -

#103
-Sorry to interrupt. Could you get a pulmonary consult for Sally?

#104
-Sorry to interrupt. Could you get a pulmonary consult for Sally?

#105
-Yeah, yeah. -Why not do it before?

#106
-Yeah, yeah. -Why not do it before?

#107
You weren't sure if you'd be over-stepping your boundaries.

#108
You weren't sure if you'd be over-stepping your boundaries.

#109
What if I was an ass with a giant ego, or an ego with a giant ass?

#110
What if I was an ass with a giant ego, or an ego with a giant ass?

#111
Stop me, Sally! -Ha! -And you're gonna help me.

#112
I need you to help me get Sally, here, out of bed,

#113
I need you to help me get Sally, here, out of bed,

#114
then I can go back to trying to get her into bed.

#115
then I can go back to trying to get her into bed.

#116
-Stop! -You stop, foxy lady!

#117
You're doing great. Just follow your instincts, OK? And you, don't flirt.

#118
You're doing great. Just follow your instincts, OK? And you, don't flirt.

#119
-Wanna make him jealous? -No.

#120
Thank, thanks a latte! Thank, thank, well, well, well, thanks a lot!

#121
Thank, thanks a latte! Thank, thank, well, well, well, thanks a lot!

#122
I, oh, "Thanks a latte"! I got it!

#123
At a hospital, there's always one sure way to deal with boredom.

#124
You guys wanna go laugh at the narcoleptic guy?

#125
I know it sounds insensitive, but let's face it,

#126
I know it sounds insensitive, but let's face it,

#127
narcolepsy is a funny condition.

#128
And it can be triggered by a number of things, like stress.

#129
And it can be triggered by a number of things, like stress.

#130
Or anger, from, say,

#131
Or anger, from, say,

#132
three double-bogeys in a row. (SPLASH!)

#133
three double-bogeys in a row. (SPLASH!)

#134
Or,... in Mr Hilliard's case....

#135
Or,... in Mr Hilliard's case....

#136
-Sexual arousal!?

#137
-I'm going in. (SIGHS)

#138
-I'm going in. (SIGHS)

#139
Is falling asleep after sex considered narcolepsy?

#140
Is falling asleep after sex considered narcolepsy?

#141
Cos if it is, Mr Roberts got it.

#142
-OK, first, she's gonna stick her chest out,

#143
-OK, first, she's gonna stick her chest out,

#144
and then she'll toss her hair.

#145
-That's sexy. -And, drop!

#146
-Oh! Oops!

#147
-Oh! Oops!

#148
-Oh, that did it.

#149
-Oh, that did it.

#150
-Hell, yeah!

#151
-Hell, yeah!

#152
I have a boyfriend, work is going well,

#153
I have a boyfriend, work is going well,

#154
I feel cute for the first time in my life,

#155
my self-esteem cannot be touched!

#156
my self-esteem cannot be touched!

#157
-It's been weird since I got engaged.

#158
-You're right, I'll never get married!

#159
Message received! -This is about me.

#160
Message received! -This is about me.

#161
-Oh, really? -Yeah. -Oh, OK.

#162
-I don't feel attractive at all lately, like I've lost my spark.

#163
-I don't feel attractive at all lately, like I've lost my spark.

#164
-Oh, please! Remember what Kelso said about your hair?

#165
-Oh, please! Remember what Kelso said about your hair?

#166
-It makes you look frumpy! -I thought he said clumpy!

#167
-It makes you look frumpy! -I thought he said clumpy!

#168
-How is that better?

#169
-I... -You don't know.

#170
-I... -You don't know.

#171
-Morning, boys! -Sir?

#172
This is where we play. -Funny.

#173
This is where we play. -Funny.

#174
I thought this was where we worked.

#175
I thought this was where we worked.

#176
-I have a low-anterior resection this afternoon,

#177
and I'd really like to exercise in order to be at my best.

#178
and I'd really like to exercise in order to be at my best.

#179
-Well, I'd like to have grandkids someday,

#180
-Well, I'd like to have grandkids someday,

#181
but the last five Christmases, my son brought his roommate Brad home!

#182
but the last five Christmases, my son brought his roommate Brad home!

#183
So, you tell me whether life is fair.

#184
So, you tell me whether life is fair.

#185
-I can't believe you did your residency here!

#186
-I can't believe you did your residency here!

#187
-You kidding me? We lived, we loved, we sang to each other.

#188
-You kidding me? We lived, we loved, we sang to each other.

#189
Hey, Laverne, remember the time you and I got a little crazy, right?

#190
Hey, Laverne, remember the time you and I got a little crazy, right?

#191
Went to the waterfall, stripped off our scrubs, dove in. Remember?

#192
Went to the waterfall, stripped off our scrubs, dove in. Remember?

#193
-Are you hitting the crack-pipe? -That's the magic I'm talking about!

#194
-Are you hitting the crack-pipe? -That's the magic I'm talking about!

#195
-Hey, ladies. -You two must know each other.

#196
-Dr Cox. -Petey.

#197
-Dr Cox. -Petey.

#198
-When you're in an awkward situation,

#199
-When you're in an awkward situation,

#200
the best thing to do is to go to your happy place.

#201
the best thing to do is to go to your happy place.

#202
-Well, it's not uncommon! A lot of people

#203
keep plants in their apartment. Right, JD?

#204
keep plants in their apartment. Right, JD?

#205
(LAUGHS) Oh, Jay! You're so crazy!

#206
(LAUGHS) Oh, Jay! You're so crazy!

#207
(PLAYS MAD RIFF)

#208
-We have a little history. Yeah.

#209
-We have a little history. Yeah.

#210
-What's up his pooper? -He's mad cos I went into private practice,

#211
and he's stuck in this hell hole. -Yeah.

#212
and he's stuck in this hell hole. -Yeah.

#213
-That guy was my mentor. I lived and breathed for his approval.

#214
-That guy was my mentor. I lived and breathed for his approval.

#215
-That's lame. -I know! Once you learn the tricks, he's easy to deal with.

#216
-That's lame. -I know! Once you learn the tricks, he's easy to deal with.

#217
-Tell me about it. (LAUGHS) I'm serious, tell me about it. -Oh!

#218
-Tell me about it. (LAUGHS) I'm serious, tell me about it. -Oh!

#219
Oh. Er, well, you know when he gets on his rants, he gets all hyped up,

#220
Oh. Er, well, you know when he gets on his rants, he gets all hyped up,

#221
his veins stick out of his neck, and he yells at ya,

#222
his veins stick out of his neck, and he yells at ya,

#223
when he's done, just stare him right in the eye,

#224
and say, "I'm sorry, what were you saying?"

#225
and say, "I'm sorry, what were you saying?"

#226
(LAUGHS) It works, trust me.

#227
-No, I do. How do you get him to stop calling you girl's names?

#228
-No, I do. How do you get him to stop calling you girl's names?

#229
-Girl's names? -Oh. Never mind.

#230
-Girl's names? -Oh. Never mind.

#231
-Pukers! (BLOWS)

#232
I gotta get this thing fixed.

#233
I gotta get this thing fixed.

#234
-Allow me! May I?

#235
-Allow me! May I?

#236
Ah, yep. See, what you got here is a Medi-Com XJ.

#237
Ah, yep. See, what you got here is a Medi-Com XJ.

#238
Got a hip-guard on it. It's always coming loose?

#239
-It is always coming loose! -I've been there, I've seen it,

#240
-It is always coming loose! -I've been there, I've seen it,

#241
I fixed it. Give that a try, Missy.

#242
I fixed it. Give that a try, Missy.

#243
-Thank you! -Oh, for what? For doing my job?

#244
-Thank you! -Oh, for what? For doing my job?

#245
This kinda thing gets me up in the morning.

#246
That, and the smell of urinal cakes. (LAUGHS)

#247
That, and the smell of urinal cakes. (LAUGHS)

#248
Anyway, see you around! Have a good one!

#249
Anyway, see you around! Have a good one!

#250
-Back at ya!

#251
-What are you smiling about?

#252
-Oh, I just made a new friend.

#253
-Oh, I just made a new friend.

#254
(HUMS)

#255
-This is so unfair of Kelso. Everyone has a way of taking the edge off!

#256
-This is so unfair of Kelso. Everyone has a way of taking the edge off!

#257
You and I, we've got basketball.

#258
You and I, we've got basketball.

#259
Nurse Roberts has got her stories.

#260
-A guy named DRK must love Miss PacMan,

#261
-A guy named DRK must love Miss PacMan,

#262
cos he's got a high score of 41 million.

#263
-DRK? Dr Kelso!

#264
-DRK? Dr Kelso!

#265
(MAKES COMPUTER GAME SOUNDS)

#266
(MAKES COMPUTER GAME SOUNDS)

#267
-Oh, Miss PacMan, I would sex that bow right off your head!

#268
-Oh, Miss PacMan, I would sex that bow right off your head!

#269
Eat those dots, you naughty, naughty girl!

#270
Eat those dots, you naughty, naughty girl!

#271
-Hey, Dr Cox. -Oh, hey, buddy! I was just thinking about you!

#272
-Hey, Dr Cox. -Oh, hey, buddy! I was just thinking about you!

#273
It might be nice to have somebody around here who could help me out.

#274
It might be nice to have somebody around here who could help me out.

#275
You know, someone I could call, "My Resident"

#276
You know, someone I could call, "My Resident"

#277
and we'd do stuff together, medical stuff. It would just be peaches!

#278
Then it occurred to me that a guy

#279
who looked a hell of a lot like you used to be that guy.

#280
who looked a hell of a lot like you used to be that guy.

#281
Monica! Just because you have a new buddy

#282
doesn't mean you can drop all your regular duties.

#283
And I know I just said "drop your duties,"

#284
And I know I just said "drop your duties,"

#285
and, so help me God, if you even smile,

#286
I will crush you into two little newbie-cubes

#287
I will crush you into two little newbie-cubes

#288
and hang you from my rear-view mirror. Whatta you gotta say?

#289
and hang you from my rear-view mirror. Whatta you gotta say?

#290
-Just do it!

#291
-Just do it!

#292
I'm sorry, did you say something?

#293
-Welcome to today's lecture,

#294
-Welcome to today's lecture,

#295
The Biomechanical Reaction of Dr Cox When He's Not Being Listened To.

#296
The Biomechanical Reaction of Dr Cox When He's Not Being Listened To.

#297
Stage one, the jaw-clench. Arrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhh!

#298
Stage one, the jaw-clench. Arrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhh!

#299
Quickly followed by stage two, syllable elongation.

#300
Quickly followed by stage two, syllable elongation.

#301
-Newbie, I re-he-heally don't have time to repeat myself!

#302
-Newbie, I re-he-heally don't have time to repeat myself!

#303
-Finally, stage three. Dr Cox begrudgingly offers some respect,

#304
-Finally, stage three. Dr Cox begrudgingly offers some respect,

#305
but distances himself by over using the word "there."

#306
but distances himself by over using the word "there."

#307
-But, I gotta give it to you, there, for yanking my chain, there. There!

#308
-But, I gotta give it to you, there, for yanking my chain, there. There!

#309
-The young soldier is offered a prize for his courage.

#310
-The young soldier is offered a prize for his courage.

#311
Get ready!

#312
Get ready!

#313
-I'll tell you what, there, Newbie,

#314
-I'll tell you what, there, Newbie,

#315
if you want to stick around

#316
and help me out with Mrs Riley's pericardial synthesis

#317
and help me out with Mrs Riley's pericardial synthesis

#318
after work, that'd be great.

#319
after work, that'd be great.

#320
-I knew this was his way of reaching out, but still...

#321
I have plans tonight. -Oh, what plans?

#322
I have plans tonight. -Oh, what plans?

#323
-OK, think of something believable. Grandma died! No, don't do that,

#324
-OK, think of something believable. Grandma died! No, don't do that,

#325
if she dies, I'll feel bad. She's no spring chicken.

#326
if she dies, I'll feel bad. She's no spring chicken.

#327
I should call her. But whenever we talk,

#328
I have nothing to say. How about asking how I am?!

#329
I have nothing to say. How about asking how I am?!

#330
(WHISTLES) Newbie! My grandma died!

#331
(WHISTLES) Newbie! My grandma died!

#332
-Hello, Mr Hilliard.

#333
-Hey.

#334
-Hey.

#335
-Just wanna make sure you're comfortable!

#336
-Just wanna make sure you're comfortable!

#337
-Who are you?

#338
-Who are you?

#339
-They call me Carla. -OK, Carla it is.

#340
-They call me Carla. -OK, Carla it is.

#341
-Mr Hilliard? -Mm-hmm?

#342
-Do I have something on my...

#343
-Do I have something on my...

#344
..lips? -Nope! Totally clean.

#345
..lips? -Nope! Totally clean.

#346
-I felt guilty about blowing off Dr Cox to grab a beer with Pete.

#347
Of course, that was before we got Nancy as our waitress.

#348
Of course, that was before we got Nancy as our waitress.

#349
-Nancy, the kid's a doctor, for crying out loud. He saves lives.

#350
-Nancy, the kid's a doctor, for crying out loud. He saves lives.

#351
That's worthy of your respect, or at least one drunken weekend in Vegas.

#352
That's worthy of your respect, or at least one drunken weekend in Vegas.

#353
-Three-day weekend! -Three days! Columbus day!

#354
-Three-day weekend! -Three days! Columbus day!

#355
That's coming up, right? Come on!

#356
-Everyone deals with problems in their own way.

#357
-Everyone deals with problems in their own way.

#358
Some lash out at others,...

#359
(SIGHS)

#360
(SIGHS)

#361
-..some just end up lashing out at themselves.

#362
-..some just end up lashing out at themselves.

#363
And some people just try to hide.

#364
And some people just try to hide.

#365
-Nancy! Nancy.

#366
-Unfortunately, that never works.

#367
Hey, Dr Cox. Look, I'm so sorry I lied to you last night.

#368
Hey, Dr Cox. Look, I'm so sorry I lied to you last night.

#369
I should've told you I was out with Pete.

#370
I should've told you I was out with Pete.

#371
-Did we just slip into some alternate dimension

#372
-Did we just slip into some alternate dimension

#373
where I give a flying ducky about what you say and do?

#374
-I know he's in private practice, but Pete's actually a really cool guy.

#375
-I know he's in private practice, but Pete's actually a really cool guy.

#375
-I know he's in private practice, but Pete's actually a really cool guy.

#376
-He is a bad guy, and Newbie,

#376
-He is a bad guy, and Newbie,

#377
-He is a bad guy, and Newbie,

#377
-He is a bad guy, and Newbie,

#378
if you're smart, you'll stay away from him.

#378
if you're smart, you'll stay away from him.

#379
if you're smart, you'll stay away from him.

#379
if you're smart, you'll stay away from him.

#380
-Ohhh, my God!

#380
-Ohhh, my God!

#381
You're actually jealous that I'm hanging out with another doctor!

#381
You're actually jealous that I'm hanging out with another doctor!

#382
You're actually jealous that I'm hanging out with another doctor!

#382
You're actually jealous that I'm hanging out with another doctor!

#383
-No, I'm not. -Laverne?

#383
-No, I'm not. -Laverne?

#384
-No, I'm not. -Laverne?

#384
-No, I'm not. -Laverne?

#385
-Jealous. -Ta-dow!

#385
-Jealous. -Ta-dow!

#386
-Look, Marsha, if I were you, I'd drop this jealousy thing right now.

#386
-Look, Marsha, if I were you, I'd drop this jealousy thing right now.

#387
-Look, Marsha, if I were you, I'd drop this jealousy thing right now.

#387
-Look, Marsha, if I were you, I'd drop this jealousy thing right now.

#388
-Don't worry about it, champ. It's alright to need me.

#388
-Don't worry about it, champ. It's alright to need me.

#389
-Don't worry about it, champ. It's alright to need me.

#389
-Don't worry about it, champ. It's alright to need me.

#390
(GRUNTS) -Touchdown!

#390
(GRUNTS) -Touchdown!

#391
(GRUNTS) -Touchdown!

#391
(GRUNTS) -Touchdown!

#392
Hi, Happy! -I'm hideous.

#392
Hi, Happy! -I'm hideous.

#393
Hi, Happy! -I'm hideous.

#393
Hi, Happy! -I'm hideous.

#394
I can't even get Todd to make a sex joke. Watch this.

#394
I can't even get Todd to make a sex joke. Watch this.

#395
Hey, Todd? I'm out of extra-long tongue depressors, do you have one?

#395
Hey, Todd? I'm out of extra-long tongue depressors, do you have one?

#396
Hey, Todd? I'm out of extra-long tongue depressors, do you have one?

#396
Hey, Todd? I'm out of extra-long tongue depressors, do you have one?

#397
-Sorry, Carla, I'm all out. -He didn't say, "Yeah, in my pants".

#397
-Sorry, Carla, I'm all out. -He didn't say, "Yeah, in my pants".

#398
-Sorry, Carla, I'm all out. -He didn't say, "Yeah, in my pants".

#398
-Sorry, Carla, I'm all out. -He didn't say, "Yeah, in my pants".

#399
-God! What is so different about me since I got engaged?

#399
-God! What is so different about me since I got engaged?

#400
-God! What is so different about me since I got engaged?

#400
-God! What is so different about me since I got engaged?

#401
-Wait, I found one. It's not made of wood, but give me a minute!

#401
-Wait, I found one. It's not made of wood, but give me a minute!

#402
Hey, have you checked Mr Oberman for hypertension?

#402
Hey, have you checked Mr Oberman for hypertension?

#403
Because I've got hypertension right here!

#403
Because I've got hypertension right here!

#404
Because I've got hypertension right here!

#404
Because I've got hypertension right here!

#405
-No... way!

#405
-No... way!

#406
-No... way!

#406
-No... way!

#407
(GIGGLES) Boobies!

#407
(GIGGLES) Boobies!

#408
Charts.

#408
Charts.

#409
Charts.

#409
Charts.

#410
-I know it was you!

#410
-I know it was you!

#411
-You mean this right here?

#411
-You mean this right here?

#412
-You mean this right here?

#412
-You mean this right here?

#413
This is mine from home.

#413
This is mine from home.

#414
This is mine from home.

#414
This is mine from home.

#415
-Forty million, son!

#415
-Forty million, son!

#416
Do you have any idea how many patients I had to ignore

#416
Do you have any idea how many patients I had to ignore

#417
Do you have any idea how many patients I had to ignore

#417
Do you have any idea how many patients I had to ignore

#418
to get that high score? People died!

#418
to get that high score? People died!

#419
-Well, what about me, sir? I need to play basketball.

#419
-Well, what about me, sir? I need to play basketball.

#420
-Well, what about me, sir? I need to play basketball.

#420
-Well, what about me, sir? I need to play basketball.

#421
Since you lost that game, aren't you more stressed than usual?

#421
Since you lost that game, aren't you more stressed than usual?

#422
Since you lost that game, aren't you more stressed than usual?

#422
Since you lost that game, aren't you more stressed than usual?

#423
-Open! Open!

#423
-Open! Open!

#424
-Open! Open!

#424
-Open! Open!

#425
Open! OPEN!

#425
Open! OPEN!

#426
(LIFT DINGS)

#426
(LIFT DINGS)

#427
(LIFT DINGS)

#427
(LIFT DINGS)

#428
-Maybe a little. -So, what do we do now?

#428
-Maybe a little. -So, what do we do now?

#429
-Maybe a little. -So, what do we do now?

#429
-Maybe a little. -So, what do we do now?

#430
-Now, this is how you relieve stress.

#430
-Now, this is how you relieve stress.

#431
-Now, this is how you relieve stress.

#431
-Now, this is how you relieve stress.

#432
Dammit to hell!

#432
Dammit to hell!

#433
-You're saying the Janitor's a nice person? -He is such a sweetie.

#433
-You're saying the Janitor's a nice person? -He is such a sweetie.

#434
-I'm gonna ask him an innocuous little question,

#434
-I'm gonna ask him an innocuous little question,

#435
-I'm gonna ask him an innocuous little question,

#435
-I'm gonna ask him an innocuous little question,

#436
and his answer will be filled with hate. Filled with it! How's it going?

#436
and his answer will be filled with hate. Filled with it! How's it going?

#437
and his answer will be filled with hate. Filled with it! How's it going?

#437
and his answer will be filled with hate. Filled with it! How's it going?

#438
-Very well, sir. Thanks for asking. How are you?

#438
-Very well, sir. Thanks for asking. How are you?

#439
-Very well, sir. Thanks for asking. How are you?

#439
-Very well, sir. Thanks for asking. How are you?

#440
-Do you not see the hate? -What is wrong with you?

#440
-Do you not see the hate? -What is wrong with you?

#441
-Do you not see the hate? -What is wrong with you?

#441
-Do you not see the hate? -What is wrong with you?

#442
-That was a good one. -I think so.

#442
-That was a good one. -I think so.

#443
-That was a good one. -I think so.

#443
-That was a good one. -I think so.

#444
Alright, go. Hold it. Nah.

#444
Alright, go. Hold it. Nah.

#445
-He's doing it!

#445
-He's doing it!

#446
-He's doing it!

#446
-He's doing it!

#447
-What's the deal, Alpha Dog? You ever gonna cut me some slack?

#447
-What's the deal, Alpha Dog? You ever gonna cut me some slack?

#448
-What's the deal, Alpha Dog? You ever gonna cut me some slack?

#448
-What's the deal, Alpha Dog? You ever gonna cut me some slack?

#449
-Petey, Petey, Petey, Petey, Petey, Petey...

#449
-Petey, Petey, Petey, Petey, Petey, Petey...

#450
-Petey, Petey, Petey, Petey, Petey, Petey...

#450
-Petey, Petey, Petey, Petey, Petey, Petey...

#451
-OK, good answer. Look, er,

#451
-OK, good answer. Look, er,

#452
I know you're seeing Jordan again, I just wanted to say, good for you.

#452
I know you're seeing Jordan again, I just wanted to say, good for you.

#453
I know you're seeing Jordan again, I just wanted to say, good for you.

#453
I know you're seeing Jordan again, I just wanted to say, good for you.

#454
-Would you like to know what'd be good for you?

#454
-Would you like to know what'd be good for you?

#455
-Would you like to know what'd be good for you?

#455
-Would you like to know what'd be good for you?

#456
-More bran in my diet? -How about you never mention Jordan again?

#456
-More bran in my diet? -How about you never mention Jordan again?

#457
-More bran in my diet? -How about you never mention Jordan again?

#457
-More bran in my diet? -How about you never mention Jordan again?

#458
-Do you mind if I turn on CNN?

#458
-Do you mind if I turn on CNN?

#459
Grandma bought me stock, I wanna see how it's doing.

#459
Grandma bought me stock, I wanna see how it's doing.

#460
Grandma bought me stock, I wanna see how it's doing.

#460
Grandma bought me stock, I wanna see how it's doing.

#461
-Look at Rockefeller. Pass me the remote, buddy.

#461
-Look at Rockefeller. Pass me the remote, buddy.

#462
-Look at Rockefeller. Pass me the remote, buddy.

#462
-Look at Rockefeller. Pass me the remote, buddy.

#463
-Cool! These guys are finally starting to get along.

#463
-Cool! These guys are finally starting to get along.

#464
(CRASH!) Or not.

#464
(CRASH!) Or not.

#465
(CRASH!) Or not.

#465
(CRASH!) Or not.

#466
-No big deal! I'll, er, you know,

#466
-No big deal! I'll, er, you know,

#467
do one of these, change the channel.

#467
do one of these, change the channel.

#468
do one of these, change the channel.

#468
do one of these, change the channel.

#469
-Or we could just leave it on this station.

#469
-Or we could just leave it on this station.

#470
-Mr Hilliard, I like my body.

#470
-Mr Hilliard, I like my body.

#471
-OK. -I didn't always.

#471
-OK. -I didn't always.

#472
-OK. -I didn't always.

#472
-OK. -I didn't always.

#473
When I was ten, my swim coach told me my butt stuck out of the water.

#473
When I was ten, my swim coach told me my butt stuck out of the water.

#474
When I was ten, my swim coach told me my butt stuck out of the water.

#474
When I was ten, my swim coach told me my butt stuck out of the water.

#475
But now? I like it when my boyfriend looks and my wagon

#475
But now? I like it when my boyfriend looks and my wagon

#476
But now? I like it when my boyfriend looks and my wagon

#476
But now? I like it when my boyfriend looks and my wagon

#477
and goes "BAM!", you know? I'm OK with my curves.

#477
and goes "BAM!", you know? I'm OK with my curves.

#478
Women inject God-knows-what into their face to have lips like mine!

#478
Women inject God-knows-what into their face to have lips like mine!

#479
Mr Hilliard! I can hop out of the shower and look at my naked body

#479
Mr Hilliard! I can hop out of the shower and look at my naked body

#480
Mr Hilliard! I can hop out of the shower and look at my naked body

#480
Mr Hilliard! I can hop out of the shower and look at my naked body

#481
for ten seconds without losing it, that's more than most women!

#481
for ten seconds without losing it, that's more than most women!

#482
for ten seconds without losing it, that's more than most women!

#482
for ten seconds without losing it, that's more than most women!

#483
Still, when I can't make you fall asleep,

#483
Still, when I can't make you fall asleep,

#484
Still, when I can't make you fall asleep,

#484
Still, when I can't make you fall asleep,

#485
it's like hearing my swim coach again,

#485
it's like hearing my swim coach again,

#486
it's like hearing my swim coach again,

#486
it's like hearing my swim coach again,

#487
and my body doesn't deserve that.

#487
and my body doesn't deserve that.

#488
-What do you want me to do? -Fall asleep.

#488
-What do you want me to do? -Fall asleep.

#489
-What do you want me to do? -Fall asleep.

#489
-What do you want me to do? -Fall asleep.

#490
-I'm not attracted to you! -WHY!?

#490
-I'm not attracted to you! -WHY!?

#491
-You remind me of my sister. -But I'm not your sister!

#491
-You remind me of my sister. -But I'm not your sister!

#492
-You remind me of my sister. -But I'm not your sister!

#492
-You remind me of my sister. -But I'm not your sister!

#493
That's what I'm talking about.

#493
That's what I'm talking about.

#494
(EXHALES) Had to be done.

#494
(EXHALES) Had to be done.

#495
(EXHALES) Had to be done.

#495
(EXHALES) Had to be done.

#496
-OK. Terrific. Grown-ups tackle each other all the time.

#496
-OK. Terrific. Grown-ups tackle each other all the time.

#497
-OK. Terrific. Grown-ups tackle each other all the time.

#497
-OK. Terrific. Grown-ups tackle each other all the time.

#498
Perry, I can't change what already happened,

#498
Perry, I can't change what already happened,

#499
Perry, I can't change what already happened,

#499
Perry, I can't change what already happened,

#500
but believe me, I never meant to come between you and anyone.

#501
-Watching Dr Cox and Pete fight over me was,

#502
-Watching Dr Cox and Pete fight over me was,

#503
aw, hell, I'll say it, it was awesome!

#504
aw, hell, I'll say it, it was awesome!

#505
-You went ahead and took something that did not belong to you.

#506
-You went ahead and took something that did not belong to you.

#507
-A bit possessive, but I'm flattered.

#508
-Worse than that, you did it knowing just exactly how I felt about her.

#509
-Worse than that, you did it knowing just exactly how I felt about her.

#510
-Ah, he just wouldn't be Dr Cox if he didn't refer to me as a her.

#511
-Ah, he just wouldn't be Dr Cox if he didn't refer to me as a her.

#512
-Hey, for what it's worth, I didn't make the first move.

#513
-Hey, for what it's worth, I didn't make the first move.

#514
-That's a lie! You bought me a latte!

#515
-That's a lie! You bought me a latte!

#516
Hey, guys.

#517
Hey, guys.

#518
-We were having problems.

#519
Problems that you knew all about because I confided in you.

#520
Problems that you knew all about because I confided in you.

#521
What did you do? You used it to get Jordan into bed, didn't you?

#522
What did you do? You used it to get Jordan into bed, didn't you?

#523
Didn't you?

#524
Didn't you?

#525
-Perry, come on. -Go.

#526
-And the reason Dr Cox and his wife got divorced became abundantly clear.

#527
-And the reason Dr Cox and his wife got divorced became abundantly clear.

#528
-Yes! Get in there!

#529
-Yes! Get in there!

#530
Say it! -I'm your bitch.

#531
Say it! -I'm your bitch.

#532
-Don't be too hard on yourself, sir!

#533
-Don't be too hard on yourself, sir!

#534
You only been playing this game for 56 years!

#535
-Dr Kelso, is this young man a guest of yours?

#536
-Dr Kelso, is this young man a guest of yours?

#537
-Dave, I've never seen him before in my life.

#538
-Dave, I've never seen him before in my life.

#539
-Really? -Dave,...

#540
-Really? -Dave,...

#541
Hey, man, you, you don't gotta... -Oh, yeah, I do.

#542
Hey, man, you, you don't gotta... -Oh, yeah, I do.

#543
Don't you run from me! Don't! Hey!

#544
Don't you run from me! Don't! Hey!

#545
-Dr Kelso!

#546
-Dr Kelso!

#547
Hey, hey! Jack Daniels! What's cracking?

#548
My hot cousin's volleyball team has a game tonight,

#549
My hot cousin's volleyball team has a game tonight,

#550
tall girls, tiny shorts, you in?

#551
-Er, I think I'm gonna pass.

#552
-Er, I think I'm gonna pass.

#553
-Oh, you're still in Perr-a-reeno's corner. But that's OK, buddy.

#554
-Oh, you're still in Perr-a-reeno's corner. But that's OK, buddy.

#555
Just a word to the wise. Just be careful who you hitch your wagon to.

#556
Just a word to the wise. Just be careful who you hitch your wagon to.

#557
I mean that. Yikes!

#558
I mean that. Yikes!

#559
I gotta go, OK? Hi! Could I buy you a house?

#560
I gotta go, OK? Hi! Could I buy you a house?

#561
-I guess sometimes it comes down to loyalty.

#562
Hey, Dr Cox! -Still no talking in the bathroom, Newbie.

#563
Hey, Dr Cox! -Still no talking in the bathroom, Newbie.

#564
You know what's weird? -That you're allowed to talk?

#565
You know what's weird? -That you're allowed to talk?

#566
-I never blamed Jordan. I was a chief resident, I was here all the time,

#567
-I never blamed Jordan. I was a chief resident, I was here all the time,

#568
and I always made damn sure she knew she came second.

#569
and I always made damn sure she knew she came second.

#570
But, God almighty, I'm trying harder this time.

#571
But, God almighty, I'm trying harder this time.

#572
I just hope I'm doing the right thing, you know?

#573
-Who cares if Jordan wants it a secret?

#574
-Who cares if Jordan wants it a secret?

#575
Tell him it's his baby! Scream it from the mountains!

#576
Tell him it's his baby! Scream it from the mountains!

#577
Dr Cox!

#578
-Oh, there you are! -Hey, babe. -Hi, handsome.

#579
-Oh, there you are! -Hey, babe. -Hi, handsome.

#580
How are you?

#581
Oh!

#582
Oh!

#583
Hello, DJ.

#584
-Hey, Jordan. How ya doin'?

#585
-Hey, Jordan. How ya doin'?

#586
-Oh! -Around here, you have to grab hold of the littlest victories.

#587
-Oh! -Around here, you have to grab hold of the littlest victories.

#588
Whether it's victories over your insecurities,...

#589
-Doc, Doc, Dr Kelso?

#590
-..or security's victories over you.

#591
-..or security's victories over you.

#592
-Dr Kelso!

#593
-Either way,

#594
you gotta choose your battles.

#595
you gotta choose your battles.

#596
I want you to tell her the truth, dammit.

#597
You're a surly, devious, horrible excuse for a human being!

#598
You're a surly, devious, horrible excuse for a human being!

#599
Who's that?

#600
Who's that?

#601
-It's my son. -Oh, my God, JD!

#602
-It's my son. -Oh, my God, JD!

#603
-I'm sorry. I didn't see him there. -No, no, no, I'm glad he heard it.

#604
-I'm sorry. I didn't see him there. -No, no, no, I'm glad he heard it.

#605
I think it's important he sees how the world treats people like us.

#606
I think it's important he sees how the world treats people like us.

#607
-I'm so sorry.

#608
-I'm so sorry.

#609
-Who the hell are you?

#610
-Who the hell are you?

#611
Go on, beat it.

#612
Go on, beat it.

#613
Scram.

#614
All right, stick around.

#615
All right, stick around.

#616
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#617
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