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Season 2, Episode 19 — My Kingdom

#1
'One thing that never changes is the idea that the surgeons are all cool

#2
'One thing that never changes is the idea that the surgeons are all cool

#3
and the medical residents are all geeks.'

#4
and the medical residents are all geeks.'

#5
Oh, Rudy, can you lose the grapefruit goggles?

#6
Oh, Rudy, can you lose the grapefruit goggles?

#7
-But it squirts in my eyes. -It's a risk you take with the fruit.

#8
-But it squirts in my eyes. -It's a risk you take with the fruit.

#9
-But it squirts in my eyes. -It's a risk you take with the fruit.

#10
Guys, come on, what say we dial down the whole power nerd thing a bit?

#11
Guys, come on, what say we dial down the whole power nerd thing a bit?

#12
-JD, are you starting your surgical elective tomorrow?

#13
-JD, are you starting your surgical elective tomorrow?

#14
-Oh, is that tomorrow? Whatever. I don't really give a crap.

#15
-Oh, is that tomorrow? Whatever. I don't really give a crap.

#16
Take a picture! Take a piicharrr!

#17
You better smile this time.

#18
You better smile this time.

#19
-You guys look so cute!

#20
-You guys look so cute!

#21
-Hey, Carla, do you think you could cut these for me?

#22
-Hey, Carla, do you think you could cut these for me?

#23
I been workin' out so much they're chokin' my python.

#24
I been workin' out so much they're chokin' my python.

#25
-I wouldn't do that.

#26
-I wouldn't do that.

#27
At the end of the week you gotta return these to... Jeannine.

#28
At the end of the week you gotta return these to... Jeannine.

#29
-Jeannine's built like a bear. She curled me once.

#30
-Jeannine's built like a bear. She curled me once.

#31
'Entering the hospital as a surgeon has a whole different feel to it.'

#32
'Entering the hospital as a surgeon has a whole different feel to it.'

#33
'Entering the hospital as a surgeon has a whole different feel to it.'

#34
-Dude.

#35
You OK?

#36
You OK?

#37
You're actin' weirder than that time we saw Pat Benatar at Starbucks.

#38
You're actin' weirder than that time we saw Pat Benatar at Starbucks.

#39
-How amazing was that morning!

#40
-How amazing was that morning!

#41
-Look, don't overdo it with these guys. Just be you.

#42
(Oh, man, you know how I do...!) 'Sup, fellas?

#43
I know I'm usually Medical, but I want you guys to know

#44
I know I'm usually Medical, but I want you guys to know

#45
I consider you all my pee-pees.

#46
'They know you mean peeps, just change the subject!'

#47
'They know you mean peeps, just change the subject!'

#48
Whoah, somebody's been working out. -What...?!

#49
Whoah, somebody's been working out. -What...?!

#50
(Help me.)

#51
-Dr Cox, I- -I hate you! You suck! -I HAVE been trying harder-

#52
-Dr Cox, I- -I hate you! You suck! -I HAVE been trying harder-

#53
-Barbie: talking to the computer. But nice self-esteem.

#54
-Barbie: talking to the computer. But nice self-esteem.

#55
-Hey, cowboy.

#56
How about backin' off the lady and we'll all agree you're REAL scary?

#57
How about backin' off the lady and we'll all agree you're REAL scary?

#58
How about backin' off the lady and we'll all agree you're REAL scary?

#59
-Flowers, I know your pink scrubs are balled up by Barbie's bed

#60
-Flowers, I know your pink scrubs are balled up by Barbie's bed

#61
three nights a week - and congrats on that(!) -

#62
three nights a week - and congrats on that(!) -

#63
but if you're gonna have a showdown with everyone who hassles her,

#64
but if you're gonna have a showdown with everyone who hassles her,

#65
then, gosh, you'll have no time for the sweet Aryan sex you love SO much.

#66
then, gosh, you'll have no time for the sweet Aryan sex you love SO much.

#67
Hit the bricks, tow-heads.

#68
Hit the bricks, tow-heads.

#69
Why have we never fixed or replaced this monstrosity?

#70
Why have we never fixed or replaced this monstrosity?

#71
-You know the deal - if it barely works it's not gonna get replaced.

#72
-You know the deal - if it barely works it's not gonna get replaced.

#73
-That'll be why your ass is still on the payroll. OH, SOMEBODY STOP ME!

#74
-That'll be why your ass is still on the payroll. OH, SOMEBODY STOP ME!

#75
-That'll be why your ass is still on the payroll. OH, SOMEBODY STOP ME!

#76
-Morning, sport. -Morning, cap'n.

#77
-Morning, sport. -Morning, cap'n.

#78
So am I the first guy they've done this to? -Nah, man!

#79
So am I the first guy they've done this to? -Nah, man!

#80
They did it to Frank Fratchman. -Who's he? -OK, you're the first one.

#81
They did it to Frank Fratchman. -Who's he? -OK, you're the first one.

#82
-Help me. (TEARING SOUND)

#83
-Help me. (TEARING SOUND)

#84
-Alright, don't sweat it, OK? Stay on your toes.

#85
-Alright, don't sweat it, OK? Stay on your toes.

#86
-Sorry, girls. Dropped my computer.

#87
-Sorry, girls. Dropped my computer.

#88
-Remember when Surgical Residence sends in security, they attack.

#89
-Remember when Surgical Residence sends in security, they attack.

#90
-I'll watch out for that. -Dude, your face.

#91
-I'll watch out for that. -Dude, your face.

#92
-Aw, man...! -Yeah, let's lose the tail, too.

#93
-Aw, man...! -Yeah, let's lose the tail, too.

#94
-Hah, how'd they get that on there?!

#95
-Hah, how'd they get that on there?!

#96
-Buddy, I got your back.

#97
Lay low for a while. -No problem!

#98
Lay low for a while. -No problem!

#99
Alright, people, how long till we get this thing started?

#100
Alright, people, how long till we get this thing started?

#101
-Probably not for a few minutes.

#102
-Shall I file Bel Biv Devoe under B for Bel Biv or D for Devoe.

#103
-Shall I file Bel Biv Devoe under B for Bel Biv or D for Devoe.

#104
-Shall I file Bel Biv Devoe under B for Bel Biv or D for Devoe.

#105
-Why d'you let Dr Cox push you around?

#106
-Do you know you're always telling me what to do. In a good way. -Uh-uh.

#107
-Do you know you're always telling me what to do. In a good way. -Uh-uh.

#108
-Do you know you're always telling me what to do. In a good way. -Uh-uh.

#109
-Then how come I'm growing my bangs out AND wearing a thong?

#110
-Then how come I'm growing my bangs out AND wearing a thong?

#111
-Because you look better without the bangs and the thong...

#112
-Because you look better without the bangs and the thong...

#113
well, that's not me, that's the LAW, missy!

#114
-Yeah, not now. I don't like kissing when I'm alphabetizing. -OK...

#115
-Yeah, not now. I don't like kissing when I'm alphabetizing. -OK...

#116
But I'm not folding my clothes before we do it tonight.

#117
But I'm not folding my clothes before we do it tonight.

#118
-Yes, you are.

#119
-Yes, you are.

#120
-Hayley, I just wanna say the last few weeks have been really amazing.

#121
-Hayley, I just wanna say the last few weeks have been really amazing.

#122
-Thanks.

#123
I love U2!

#124
I love U2!

#125
-What did you just say? -I said I love U2. -Wow.

#126
-What did you just say? -I said I love U2. -Wow.

#127
-Dr Kelso, I was able to locate the discharge form...

#128
-Dr Kelso, I was able to locate the discharge form...

#129
-A beauty, isn't she, Ted?

#130
My pride and joy!

#131
My pride and joy!

#132
I just had her varnished, so don't touch.

#133
I just had her varnished, so don't touch.

#134
Hand it over.

#135
Hand it over.

#136
Ted, you're a simpleton!

#137
Ted, you're a simpleton!

#138
-Funny, cos I thought I was rubber and you're glue. -Idiot! -Boing-fwip!

#139
-Funny, cos I thought I was rubber and you're glue. -Idiot! -Boing-fwip!

#140
-Principal Bob, ya called?

#141
-Principal Bob, ya called?

#142
-Can you explain this? -It appears to be a wiring problem.

#143
-Can you explain this? -It appears to be a wiring problem.

#144
Either way, second floor desperately needs a new computer.

#145
-Jackass! -Boing-fwip! -I was talking about him, you buffoon!

#146
-Jackass! -Boing-fwip! -I was talking about him, you buffoon!

#147
(Boing-fwip.)

#148
(Boing-fwip.)

#149
-Removing the old heart... -Alright, JD, get in there.

#150
-Removing the old heart... -Alright, JD, get in there.

#151
'Turk's always lookin' out for me.'

#152
'Turk's always lookin' out for me.'

#153
-Told you I'd hook you up.

#154
'Oh, my god...!'

#155
'Oh, my god...!'

#156
'My first day in surgery and I'm actually holding a human heart.'

#157
'My first day in surgery and I'm actually holding a human heart.'

#158
(SPLAT!)

#159
(SPLAT!)

#160
We... We were done with that one, right, guys?

#161
(POWER TOOL WHIRS)

#162
What you got there?

#163
What you got there?

#164
-New circular saw. Just bought it. Four horse power, 3500rpm...

#165
-New circular saw. Just bought it. Four horse power, 3500rpm...

#166
titanium finger guard. -Why'd you need a saw in a hospital?

#167
titanium finger guard. -Why'd you need a saw in a hospital?

#168
-Why would an old hen need a banjo? -Why DOES an old hen need a banjo?

#169
-Why would an old hen need a banjo? -Why DOES an old hen need a banjo?

#170
-Why, if I didn't have stuff to cut? -That'd be crazy. -Exactly!

#171
-Why, if I didn't have stuff to cut? -That'd be crazy. -Exactly!

#172
Need some help with that?

#173
-No, thank you, I'm fine.

#174
-Dammit.

#175
-Dammit.

#176
That'd be crazy...!

#177
That'd be crazy...!

#178
I was talking about U2, the BAND!

#179
He probably thinks I was saying it the way you'd say you loved... eggs.

#180
He probably thinks I was saying it the way you'd say you loved... eggs.

#181
He probably thinks I was saying it the way you'd say you loved... eggs.

#182
-We have a telegram from Nurse Paul Flowers. (SNIGGERING)

#183
-That name is funny.

#184
This is my band- -God, Ted, everyone knows. TV themes.

#185
This is my band- -God, Ted, everyone knows. TV themes.

#186
-That's OLD news, doll face.

#187
-That's OLD news, doll face.

#188
We do commercial jingles now.

#189
# Ooooh aahhhh

#190
# Ooooh aahhhh

#191
# The best part of wakin' up

#192
# The best part of wakin' up

#193
# Is Elliot in your cup! -In your cup!

#194
# Is Elliot in your cup! -In your cup!

#195
-That's it?

#196
-That's it?

#197
# By Mennen!

#198
# By Mennen!

#199
'It felt weird not going to my normal table.'

#200
'Especially on Palm Pilot synchronisation day.'

#201
'Especially on Palm Pilot synchronisation day.'

#202
And... now!

#203
And... now!

#204
'But I was in surgery now.'

#205
'Even though Turk was tryin' to help I felt like such an outsider.'

#206
'Even though Turk was tryin' to help I felt like such an outsider.'

#207
-My girlfriend's dragging me to the ballet tonight.

#208
-Oh, your girlfriend? Or your boyfriend?

#209
-Oh, your girlfriend? Or your boyfriend?

#210
HAHA! Whassup!

#211
-Turk did ballet.

#212
-Turk did ballet.

#213
-I just used it to help... with my agility for... sports, that's all.

#214
-I just used it to help... with my agility for... sports, that's all.

#215
I never wore the clothes or anything like that.

#216
I never wore the clothes or anything like that.

#217
-Actually...

#218
-Actually...

#219
-Close the door! Close the door!

#220
-I get you!

#221
-I get you!

#222
Who wants some more? Yeah? OK!

#223
Who wants some more? Yeah? OK!

#224
-I have...

#225
no words...

#226
no words...

#227
-How about handsome? Or glorious?

#228
-And this abomination is why we can't afford a new computer?

#229
-And this abomination is why we can't afford a new computer?

#230
-Well, that and a little medical boondoggle I have to go to in Cleveland.

#231
-Well, that and a little medical boondoggle I have to go to in Cleveland.

#232
And by medical boondoggle I mean golf weekend.

#233
And by medical boondoggle I mean golf weekend.

#234
And by Cleveland I mean Hawaii.

#235
-Do you have any idea what people around here think of you?

#236
-Do you have any idea what people around here think of you?

#237
-I go to bed some nights wondering.

#238
And you know what happens to me, Perry? I fall asleep. Like a LOG!

#239
And you know what happens to me, Perry? I fall asleep. Like a LOG!

#240
And you know what happens to me, Perry? I fall asleep. Like a LOG!

#241
Anyway, I have to go catch my bus to the airport.

#242
Anyway, I have to go catch my bus to the airport.

#243
And by bus I mean helicopter.

#244
-I'll be right back.

#245
-I'll be right back.

#246
Mr Dunaway somehow managed to wet both his AND Mr Spillers bed.

#247
Mr Dunaway somehow managed to wet both his AND Mr Spillers bed.

#248
You're slouching.

#249
You're slouching.

#250
-You never explained that U2 thing, did you?

#251
-You never explained that U2 thing, did you?

#252
-I been thinking about it. And maybe it wasn't such a bad thing.

#253
-I been thinking about it. And maybe it wasn't such a bad thing.

#254
Things have been going well. Maybe it was fate.

#255
Things have been going well. Maybe it was fate.

#256
I could've looked at another CD - said I love Bel Biv Devoe.

#257
I could've looked at another CD - said I love Bel Biv Devoe.

#258
Which I do. And I'm not ashamed of it.

#259
# That girl is poison

#260
# That girl is poison

#261
-Elliot, look, if you guys are gonna get to this point it'll just happen.

#262
-Elliot, look, if you guys are gonna get to this point it'll just happen.

#263
-"I love U2"...! Dammit!

#264
-"I love U2"...! Dammit!

#265
Why do I say every little thing that comes into my head?!

#266
Why do I say every little thing that comes into my head?!

#267
Must you stand so close to me after a hummous break?! See!

#268
Must you stand so close to me after a hummous break?! See!

#269
I'm gonna tell him.

#270
I'm gonna tell him.

#271
-Love you.

#272
-Love you more!

#273
Hey, brush your teeth, then judge me!

#274
Hey, brush your teeth, then judge me!

#275
(Haaahh... Ugh!)

#276
'I gotta say it was nice -to feel accepted.'

#277
'I gotta say it was nice -to feel accepted.'

#278
Hey, dawg, remind me to bring you that CD, playa.

#279
Hey, dawg, remind me to bring you that CD, playa.

#280
You in the weight room later? I got you tickets. -To what?

#281
You in the weight room later? I got you tickets. -To what?

#282
'Sometimes you can't help -but get caught up in the moment.'

#283
'Sometimes you can't help -but get caught up in the moment.'

#284
'And when that happens, you never know what you're gonna do...

#285
'And when that happens, you never know what you're gonna do...

#286
-What's THAT all about?

#287
-Oh. I'm afraid Dr Kelso has passed away.

#288
-Oh. I'm afraid Dr Kelso has passed away.

#289
'..or what you'll say...'

#290
'..or what you'll say...'

#291
-I can't wait for my parents to meet you. -Me neither.

#292
-I can't wait for my parents to meet you. -Me neither.

#293
'But if things are goin' well, -just ride the waves.'

#294
'But if things are goin' well, -just ride the waves.'

#295
Hey, T Dog. Who we slicin' and dicin' today?

#296
Hey, T Dog. Who we slicin' and dicin' today?

#297
-Well, J Dog, I dunno who YOU'RE slicin' and dicin'.

#298
-Well, J Dog, I dunno who YOU'RE slicin' and dicin'.

#299
I assigned you to another surgeon.

#300
I assigned you to another surgeon.

#301
'What?! Why?'

#302
# You deserve Ted's band today

#303
# You deserve Ted's band today

#304
# So get up and get away- -Ted!

#305
# So get up and get away- -Ted!

#306
You guys suck.

#307
You guys suck.

#308
-Boing-fwip!

#309
'So what if Turk switched me -to another surgeon.'

#310
'So what if Turk switched me -to another surgeon.'

#311
'I can't worry about it. I'm here to learn.'

#312
-JD, are you paying attention?! -Sorry is it time to excise the tumour?

#313
-JD, are you paying attention?! -Sorry is it time to excise the tumour?

#314
-JD, are you paying attention?! -Sorry is it time to excise the tumour?

#315
-No, it's time to realise we're operating on a naked chick.

#316
-No, it's time to realise we're operating on a naked chick.

#317
We will high-five later!

#318
'Then I realised why Turk was -so pissed.'

#319
'Then I realised why Turk was -so pissed.'

#320
'He was the geek now.'

#321
-You're gonna get in so much trouble. -It's a joke.

#322
-You're gonna get in so much trouble. -It's a joke.

#323
No one's gonna believe Kelso actually DIED(!)

#324
-Yeahhhahahaha!

#325
-I dunno if we should be alone tonight.

#326
-Hahahahahaha...

#327
-He's wit' Jesus now.

#328
-He's wit' Jesus now.

#329
Tough break, Big Guy.

#330
Tough break, Big Guy.

#331
-Wow.

#332
-Hahaha.

#333
-Turk! Wait, man! Look, I can totally get you back in with the Surgery boys

#334
-Turk! Wait, man! Look, I can totally get you back in with the Surgery boys

#335
-Oh, can you? Really totally?

#336
-Oh, can you? Really totally?

#337
-Yeah, man, I'll just talk to them -

#338
Shmitty, Schultzy, Trigger, Fig-sack, Small Pete, Little Pete, Tiny Pete,

#339
Shmitty, Schultzy, Trigger, Fig-sack, Small Pete, Little Pete, Tiny Pete,

#340
The Jackal, Aardvark and Steve. -Who the hell are you talkin' about?

#341
The Jackal, Aardvark and Steve. -Who the hell are you talkin' about?

#342
-Oh, yeah, we all went out last night

#343
-Oh, yeah, we all went out last night

#344
and I sorta made up new nicknames for the fellas. You're Slappy-bag.

#345
and I sorta made up new nicknames for the fellas. You're Slappy-bag.

#346
-You've lost it. -Come on...!

#347
-You've lost it. -Come on...!

#348
Slappy-bag. -Don't call me Slappy-bag!

#349
(WHIRRING OF POWER SAW)

#350
(WHIRRING OF POWER SAW)

#351
Told ya you had nothing to saw. -Oh, really?

#352
Told ya you had nothing to saw. -Oh, really?

#353
-Ow, man...!

#354
Give it back!

#355
Give it back!

#356
-Alright.

#357
Just tell me why you're hitting yourself.

#358
Just tell me why you're hitting yourself.

#359
Why you doin' that?

#360
Why you doin' that?

#361
You get the feelin' we're thinkin' the same thing? -No!

#362
You get the feelin' we're thinkin' the same thing? -No!

#363
-Hey, slow down on that brie. You know what cheese does.

#364
-Hey, slow down on that brie. You know what cheese does.

#365
-Yet another good tip.

#366
-Yet another good tip.

#367
-You know, I've been thinking a LOT about us lately. -Me, too.

#368
-You know, I've been thinking a LOT about us lately. -Me, too.

#369
-God, you drive me crazy! -Oh, you drive ME crazy.

#370
-God, you drive me crazy! -Oh, you drive ME crazy.

#371
-Sometimes I lay awake thinking how lucky I am to have you in my life.

#372
-Sometimes I lay awake thinking how lucky I am to have you in my life.

#373
-Sometimes you're so controlling, I want to strangle you.

#374
-Sometimes you're so controlling, I want to strangle you.

#375
(THUMP!) Oh, ow! My nails!

#376
(THUMP!) Oh, ow! My nails!

#377
-Elliot, are you trying to break up with me?

#378
(LOUD BURP!)

#379
(LOUD BURP!)

#380
-Sorry, um,... cheese.

#381
-Yo, coming through. -Holy cow!

#382
You guys clean out a guy's office the second he goes deady-bye?

#383
You guys clean out a guy's office the second he goes deady-bye?

#384
-We can come back later. -No, no.

#385
The sooner the memories are removed the sooner we can get on with our lives.

#386
The sooner the memories are removed the sooner we can get on with our lives.

#387
The sooner the memories are removed the sooner we can get on with our lives.

#388
-No way this desk is fitting through that door! -I got it.

#389
-No way this desk is fitting through that door! -I got it.

#390
-Who are you? -Just a man... with a saw.

#391
-Who are you? -Just a man... with a saw.

#392
-Nnnrrg... Ten!

#393
-Nnnrrg... Ten!

#394
Careful with that. -I think I can manage.

#395
Careful with that. -I think I can manage.

#396
-Great set(!) Hey, you got a stringy thing hanging from your sleeve.

#397
-Great set(!) Hey, you got a stringy thing hanging from your sleeve.

#398
Oh, sorry, that's your ARM!

#399
-Look, I'm sorry, I told all the surgeons about your ballet.

#400
-Look, I'm sorry, I told all the surgeons about your ballet.

#401
-I don't give a crap what these clowns think, man.

#402
-I don't give a crap what these clowns think, man.

#403
Todd camped out in a full-on wizard outfit to see a Harry Potter movie.

#404
Todd camped out in a full-on wizard outfit to see a Harry Potter movie.

#405
-Dude, you swore. We even high-fived on it!

#406
-Todd, we high-five on everything.

#407
-Todd, we high-five on everything.

#408
-That's such a lame excuse. I'm totally pissed! High five!

#409
-That's such a lame excuse. I'm totally pissed! High five!

#410
-You're so desperate for the approval of all these stupid surgeons

#411
-You're so desperate for the approval of all these stupid surgeons

#412
that you sold me down the river.

#413
that you sold me down the river.

#414
-Oh, yeah?!

#414
-Oh, yeah?!

#415
And not all surgeons are stupid, OK? Think-sack, here, went to Dartmouth!

#415
And not all surgeons are stupid, OK? Think-sack, here, went to Dartmouth!

#416
And not all surgeons are stupid, OK? Think-sack, here, went to Dartmouth!

#416
And not all surgeons are stupid, OK? Think-sack, here, went to Dartmouth!

#417
Wait, you're Aardvark. -Mm-mm.

#417
Wait, you're Aardvark. -Mm-mm.

#418
Wait, you're Aardvark. -Mm-mm.

#418
Wait, you're Aardvark. -Mm-mm.

#419
-Smitty?

#419
-Smitty?

#420
-Hey, Bob-cat, welcome back.

#420
-Hey, Bob-cat, welcome back.

#421
Look, this whole thing was a joke that got a little outta hand.

#421
Look, this whole thing was a joke that got a little outta hand.

#422
Look, this whole thing was a joke that got a little outta hand.

#422
Look, this whole thing was a joke that got a little outta hand.

#423
Look, this whole thing was a joke that got a little outta hand.

#423
Look, this whole thing was a joke that got a little outta hand.

#424
In the meantime, this blank cheque outta cover the damage. -A joke?

#424
In the meantime, this blank cheque outta cover the damage. -A joke?

#425
In the meantime, this blank cheque outta cover the damage. -A joke?

#425
In the meantime, this blank cheque outta cover the damage. -A joke?

#426
You think it's FUNNY they already gave away my parking spot?

#426
You think it's FUNNY they already gave away my parking spot?

#427
You think it's FUNNY they already gave away my parking spot?

#427
You think it's FUNNY they already gave away my parking spot?

#428
Funny that one of the surgeons paid his dwarf cousin Lance $200

#428
Funny that one of the surgeons paid his dwarf cousin Lance $200

#429
Funny that one of the surgeons paid his dwarf cousin Lance $200

#429
Funny that one of the surgeons paid his dwarf cousin Lance $200

#430
to show up at Rounds and sing Ding Dong Kelso's Dead?!

#430
to show up at Rounds and sing Ding Dong Kelso's Dead?!

#431
to show up at Rounds and sing Ding Dong Kelso's Dead?!

#431
to show up at Rounds and sing Ding Dong Kelso's Dead?!

#432
-And there it is.

#432
-And there it is.

#433
-And there it is.

#433
-And there it is.

#434
-There what is?

#434
-There what is?

#435
-This whole "I don't care what people think about me" act.

#435
-This whole "I don't care what people think about me" act.

#436
-This whole "I don't care what people think about me" act.

#436
-This whole "I don't care what people think about me" act.

#437
It's pretty convincing.

#437
It's pretty convincing.

#438
It's pretty convincing.

#438
It's pretty convincing.

#439
But methinks there's a sad little cartoon boy inside the hairy beast.

#439
But methinks there's a sad little cartoon boy inside the hairy beast.

#440
But methinks there's a sad little cartoon boy inside the hairy beast.

#440
But methinks there's a sad little cartoon boy inside the hairy beast.

#441
Sad because he realises the only thing people think of him

#441
Sad because he realises the only thing people think of him

#442
Sad because he realises the only thing people think of him

#442
Sad because he realises the only thing people think of him

#443
is what an evil sonofabitch he really is.

#443
is what an evil sonofabitch he really is.

#444
is what an evil sonofabitch he really is.

#444
is what an evil sonofabitch he really is.

#445
See you later, Bobigator.

#445
See you later, Bobigator.

#446
-Hey!

#446
-Hey!

#447
If this cheque bounces, I'm comin' for you.

#447
If this cheque bounces, I'm comin' for you.

#448
If this cheque bounces, I'm comin' for you.

#448
If this cheque bounces, I'm comin' for you.

#449
How you doin', Ted?

#449
How you doin', Ted?

#450
How you doin', Ted?

#450
How you doin', Ted?

#451
(THUMP!)

#451
(THUMP!)

#452
-OK, here's what you do.

#452
-OK, here's what you do.

#453
First you say, that even though our relationship is ending,

#453
First you say, that even though our relationship is ending,

#454
First you say, that even though our relationship is ending,

#454
First you say, that even though our relationship is ending,

#455
you don't have any regrets.

#455
you don't have any regrets.

#456
you don't have any regrets.

#456
you don't have any regrets.

#457
-Oh, my god. Are you telling me how to break up with you?!

#457
-Oh, my god. Are you telling me how to break up with you?!

#458
-Oh, my god. Are you telling me how to break up with you?!

#458
-Oh, my god. Are you telling me how to break up with you?!

#459
-You're right. Go ahead.

#459
-You're right. Go ahead.

#460
-If you could just start me off, that'd be super.

#460
-If you could just start me off, that'd be super.

#461
-If you could just start me off, that'd be super.

#461
-If you could just start me off, that'd be super.

#462
-Just tell me we had a lotta fun together. -We did.

#462
-Just tell me we had a lotta fun together. -We did.

#463
-Just tell me we had a lotta fun together. -We did.

#463
-Just tell me we had a lotta fun together. -We did.

#464
-How mostly you were REALLY happy. -I was.

#464
-How mostly you were REALLY happy. -I was.

#465
-How mostly you were REALLY happy. -I was.

#465
-How mostly you were REALLY happy. -I was.

#466
-That you wished you were mature enough to talk to me

#466
-That you wished you were mature enough to talk to me

#467
-That you wished you were mature enough to talk to me

#467
-That you wished you were mature enough to talk to me

#468
about what was bothering you.

#468
about what was bothering you.

#469
Because even though I can be controlling,

#469
Because even though I can be controlling,

#470
Because even though I can be controlling,

#470
Because even though I can be controlling,

#471
I really would have worked on it for someone as special as you.

#471
I really would have worked on it for someone as special as you.

#472
I really would have worked on it for someone as special as you.

#472
I really would have worked on it for someone as special as you.

#473
-It's funny... when I said "I love you" it was an accident,

#473
-It's funny... when I said "I love you" it was an accident,

#474
-It's funny... when I said "I love you" it was an accident,

#474
-It's funny... when I said "I love you" it was an accident,

#475
and I never really loved you at all. -That is an absolute riot.

#475
and I never really loved you at all. -That is an absolute riot.

#476
and I never really loved you at all. -That is an absolute riot.

#476
and I never really loved you at all. -That is an absolute riot.

#477
and I never really loved you at all. -That is an absolute riot.

#477
and I never really loved you at all. -That is an absolute riot.

#478
-But I wonder how things would've gone if it never happened. -Me, too.

#478
-But I wonder how things would've gone if it never happened. -Me, too.

#479
-But I wonder how things would've gone if it never happened. -Me, too.

#479
-But I wonder how things would've gone if it never happened. -Me, too.

#480
-Hi. Can I buy you a drink?

#480
-Hi. Can I buy you a drink?

#481
-No, I'm good. Thank you.

#481
-No, I'm good. Thank you.

#482
-No, I'm good. Thank you.

#482
-No, I'm good. Thank you.

#483
-You see that? That right there? That has NEVER happened to me.

#483
-You see that? That right there? That has NEVER happened to me.

#484
-You see that? That right there? That has NEVER happened to me.

#484
-You see that? That right there? That has NEVER happened to me.

#485
-You see that? That right there? That has NEVER happened to me.

#485
-You see that? That right there? That has NEVER happened to me.

#486
A hot girl has NEVER asked to buy me a drink.

#486
A hot girl has NEVER asked to buy me a drink.

#487
A hot girl has NEVER asked to buy me a drink.

#487
A hot girl has NEVER asked to buy me a drink.

#488
Apple-tini, please. Easy on the tini. -No problem, lady.

#488
Apple-tini, please. Easy on the tini. -No problem, lady.

#489
-Man...! Every since college, you always made everything seem so easy.

#489
-Man...! Every since college, you always made everything seem so easy.

#490
-Man...! Every since college, you always made everything seem so easy.

#490
-Man...! Every since college, you always made everything seem so easy.

#491
-Man...! Every since college, you always made everything seem so easy.

#491
-Man...! Every since college, you always made everything seem so easy.

#492
No matter where are, you always fit in.

#492
No matter where are, you always fit in.

#493
I guess I thought with the Surgery elective

#493
I guess I thought with the Surgery elective

#494
I guess I thought with the Surgery elective

#494
I guess I thought with the Surgery elective

#495
it might be nice not to feel like a total dork just for once.

#495
it might be nice not to feel like a total dork just for once.

#496
it might be nice not to feel like a total dork just for once.

#496
it might be nice not to feel like a total dork just for once.

#497
-JD, look at me - you are a dork. -Not ALL the time.

#497
-JD, look at me - you are a dork. -Not ALL the time.

#498
-JD, look at me - you are a dork. -Not ALL the time.

#498
-JD, look at me - you are a dork. -Not ALL the time.

#499
-Every second since the moment I met you.

#499
-Every second since the moment I met you.

#500
-Hey, I'm JD! I'm so stoked to be your room-mate.

#500
-Hey, I'm JD! I'm so stoked to be your room-mate.

#501
-Hey, I'm JD! I'm so stoked to be your room-mate.

#501
-Hey, I'm JD! I'm so stoked to be your room-mate.

#502
Right on.

#502
Right on.

#503
Right on.

#503
Right on.

#504
What are you talking about? I thought you said hoops were cool.

#504
What are you talking about? I thought you said hoops were cool.

#505
What are you talking about? I thought you said hoops were cool.

#505
What are you talking about? I thought you said hoops were cool.

#506
Hey, baby. Cham-pag-nee?

#506
Hey, baby. Cham-pag-nee?

#507
Med school chicks love ventriloquists.

#507
Med school chicks love ventriloquists.

#508
Med school chicks love ventriloquists.

#508
Med school chicks love ventriloquists.

#509
He's right, they do.

#509
He's right, they do.

#510
He's right, they do.

#510
He's right, they do.

#511
Tannedest intern, baby. And it comes in a bottle!

#511
Tannedest intern, baby. And it comes in a bottle!

#512
Tannedest intern, baby. And it comes in a bottle!

#512
Tannedest intern, baby. And it comes in a bottle!

#513
Apple-tini, please. Easy on the tini.

#513
Apple-tini, please. Easy on the tini.

#514
-See, JD, the thing I liked about you was that you were YOURSELF.

#514
-See, JD, the thing I liked about you was that you were YOURSELF.

#515
-See, JD, the thing I liked about you was that you were YOURSELF.

#515
-See, JD, the thing I liked about you was that you were YOURSELF.

#516
-See, JD, the thing I liked about you was that you were YOURSELF.

#516
-See, JD, the thing I liked about you was that you were YOURSELF.

#517
Never cared what people thought. -That's why you hung out with me? -No. You had a car.

#517
Never cared what people thought. -That's why you hung out with me? -No. You had a car.

#518
Never cared what people thought. -That's why you hung out with me? -No. You had a car.

#518
Never cared what people thought. -That's why you hung out with me? -No. You had a car.

#519
Still do. -Come on, playa...!

#519
Still do. -Come on, playa...!

#520
Still do. -Come on, playa...!

#520
Still do. -Come on, playa...!

#521
You know I'm way more stud than dud.

#521
You know I'm way more stud than dud.

#522
(SLURPS)

#522
(SLURPS)

#523
Wow, you can really taste the apples.

#523
Wow, you can really taste the apples.

#524
Wow, you can really taste the apples.

#524
Wow, you can really taste the apples.

#525
'I think everyone would like to believe it's possible to become someone different.'

#525
'I think everyone would like to believe it's possible to become someone different.'

#526
'I think everyone would like to believe it's possible to become someone different.'

#526
'I think everyone would like to believe it's possible to become someone different.'

#527
'To change the way people see us.'

#527
'To change the way people see us.'

#528
'To change the way people see us.'

#528
'To change the way people see us.'

#529
-I told you he'd buckle! How's the new computer?

#529
-I told you he'd buckle! How's the new computer?

#530
-Wouldn't know. This one's from, like, 1970.

#530
-Wouldn't know. This one's from, like, 1970.

#531
-Wouldn't know. This one's from, like, 1970.

#532
-What'd he do with the new one?

#533
-What'd he do with the new one?

#534
'But sometimes change -doesn't last for long...

#535
'But sometimes change -doesn't last for long...

#536
Darling, you're so pretty I may not even USE you!

#537
Darling, you're so pretty I may not even USE you!

#538
'..and other times just makes you miss what you had.'

#539
'A little.'

#540
'A little.'

#541
'As for me, I'm happy just knowing who I am.'

#542
'As for me, I'm happy just knowing who I am.'

#543
-JD, do you have any nasal spray?

#544
-JD, do you have any nasal spray?

#545
-No problem, Dougster.

#546
'For I am John Dorian, King of the Nerds!'

#547
'For I am John Dorian, King of the Nerds!'

#548
-Hey, JD. You OK?

#549
-Hey, JD. You OK?

#550
-I'm fine.

#551
Don't bogart my nasal spray.

#552
-Edited by Access Innovation Media www.ai-media.tv

#553
-Edited by Access Innovation Media www.ai-media.tv

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