Scrubs

#1
-I can't believe you're bitching

#2
cos I asked you to look after him for an hour three days a week!

#3
cos I asked you to look after him for an hour three days a week!

#4
I need a massage!

#5
I need a massage!

#6
-Is that hump above your butt sore where your tail used to be?

#7
-Is that hump above your butt sore where your tail used to be?

#8
-When Gustavo offers something great that'll last an hour,

#9
-When Gustavo offers something great that'll last an hour,

#10
he isn't in the shower five minutes later thinking he made me see God!

#11
he isn't in the shower five minutes later thinking he made me see God!

#12
-So not Gustav! Busy doctor!

#13
'Dr Cox would help more -if he knew it was his baby.'

#14
'Dr Cox would help more -if he knew it was his baby.'

#15
-Stephanie, step up to the plate and tell the guy?

#16
-Stephanie, step up to the plate and tell the guy?

#17
I'm only three weeks old and already I've got more stones than you do.

#18
I'm only three weeks old and already I've got more stones than you do.

#19
I'm only three weeks old and already I've got more stones than you do.

#20
And one of mine hasn't dropped yet.

#21
-It's not my place to tell! -Wah! Wah! Wah!

#22
-It's not my place to tell! -Wah! Wah! Wah!

#23
-It's not my place to tell! -Wah! Wah! Wah!

#24
Newbie, I know your ovaries are tingling at the sight of this little fella, but you gotta snap out of it.

#25
Newbie, I know your ovaries are tingling at the sight of this little fella, but you gotta snap out of it.

#26
-I gotta get to that funeral. -You're off to see Tasty Coma Wife, aren't you?

#27
-I gotta get to that funeral. -You're off to see Tasty Coma Wife, aren't you?

#28
-I gotta get to that funeral. -You're off to see Tasty Coma Wife, aren't you?

#29
Her husband was in a coma so long she forgot what an attractive male looked like. Enter Errol Flynn,

#30
Her husband was in a coma so long she forgot what an attractive male looked like. Enter Errol Flynn,

#31
Her husband was in a coma so long she forgot what an attractive male looked like. Enter Errol Flynn,

#32
whose conscience will not allow him

#33
to either swash or buckle her.

#34
to either swash or buckle her.

#35
But since hubbie is now worm food, I'm guessing all bets are off?

#36
But since hubbie is now worm food, I'm guessing all bets are off?

#37
If you have trouble getting the baby to sleep, tell him that story. Yeah.

#38
If you have trouble getting the baby to sleep, tell him that story. Yeah.

#39
-Well, I'm gonna get going.

#40
-Well, I'm gonna get going.

#41
'No-one else will bust my chops about the funeral, because here you get wrapped up in your own world.'

#42
'No-one else will bust my chops about the funeral, because here you get wrapped up in your own world.'

#43
'Whether planning your day...' -Do I take a dookie before or after I lift weights?

#44
'Whether planning your day...' -Do I take a dookie before or after I lift weights?

#45
'Whether planning your day...' -Do I take a dookie before or after I lift weights?

#46
After.

#47
'..or trying to live out -your deepest fantasies.'

#48
'..or trying to live out -your deepest fantasies.'

#49
-Dammit, don't you die on me!

#50
-Dammit, don't you die on me!

#51
Clear!

#52
'Maybe you're breaking in -your new Italian shoes.'

#53
'Maybe you're breaking in -your new Italian shoes.'

#54
-Sir, those shoes look a little small for you. -What do you know about appearances, Ted?

#55
-Sir, those shoes look a little small for you. -What do you know about appearances, Ted?

#56
Have you looked in the mirror?

#57
Have you looked in the mirror?

#58
-Not lately.

#59
But when I do, it's reflection perfection.

#60
But when I do, it's reflection perfection.

#61
'Everyone finds a way -to make it all about themselves.'

#62
'Everyone finds a way -to make it all about themselves.'

#63
-Gotta fix my own copy machine cos the maintenance man's too busy!

#64
-Gotta fix my own copy machine cos the maintenance man's too busy!

#65
-He's fixing the heat in paediatrics.

#66
-Whatever.

#67
'As for me, no matter -what Dr Cox thinks, I wasn't going to that funeral to hit on Jamie.'

#68
'As for me, no matter -what Dr Cox thinks, I wasn't going to that funeral to hit on Jamie.'

#69
'As for me, no matter -what Dr Cox thinks, I wasn't going to that funeral to hit on Jamie.'

#70
'I was going to pay my respects.'

#71
'I was going to pay my respects.'

#72
-JD, I'm so happy you came. -You look fantastic.

#73
I don't mean, hey-dude-check-out-the hot-bitty-at-the-bar fantastic. I mean, sorry-for-your-loss fantastic.

#74
I don't mean, hey-dude-check-out-the hot-bitty-at-the-bar fantastic. I mean, sorry-for-your-loss fantastic.

#75
I don't mean, hey-dude-check-out-the hot-bitty-at-the-bar fantastic. I mean, sorry-for-your-loss fantastic.

#76
-Wanna grab a drink? -Yeah. Let's get the hell outta here.

#77
-Wanna grab a drink? -Yeah. Let's get the hell outta here.

#78
-I was actually talking about him. -Oh, yeah, I know. So-So was I.

#79
-I was actually talking about him. -Oh, yeah, I know. So-So was I.

#80
-I was actually talking about him. -Oh, yeah, I know. So-So was I.

#81
-No, you have to order. He's bussing those. -Somebody's a smoker.

#82
-No, you have to order. He's bussing those. -Somebody's a smoker.

#83
-Aw, look at my baby sleep. Isn't he an angel?

#84
-Aw, look at my baby sleep. Isn't he an angel?

#85
I wonder what's going on in that shiny head of is?

#86
I wonder what's going on in that shiny head of is?

#87
I wonder what's going on in that shiny head of is?

#88
# I've been really tryin', baby

#89
# I've been really tryin', baby

#90
# Tryin' to hold back this feelin'

#91
# Tryin' to hold back this feelin'

#92
# For so long

#93
# For so long

#94
# And if you feel

#95
# Like I feel, baby

#96
# Like I feel, baby

#97
# Come on

#98
# Oh, come on Let's get it on

#99
# Oh, come on Let's get it on

#100
-This'll only hurt a little.

#101
-This'll only hurt a little.

#102
-O...K...

#103
-O...K...

#104
# Let's get it on

#105
# Let's love, baby #

#106
# Let's love, baby #

#107
-Thanks for coming.

#108
'Just get out -without doing any more damage.'

#109
'Just get out -without doing any more damage.'

#110
I had a blast.

#111
I had a blast.

#112
-Well, goodbye.

#113
-See ya.

#114
-See ya.

#115
# Oh, gonna get it on

#116
# Oh, gonna get it on

#117
# I'm askin' you, baby

#118
# I'm askin' you, baby

#119
# I wanna get it on

#120
# You don't have to worry that it's wrong #

#121
# You don't have to worry that it's wrong #

#122
-Ohhh!

#123
-Ohhh!

#124
-Ahhh!

#125
-Nahhhh!

#126
-Nahhhh!

#127
-Aggghhh!

#128
-Ahhh!

#129
-Ohhh!

#130
-Ohhh!

#131
-Ahhhh! (FARTS) Oops!

#132
-Ahhhh! (FARTS) Oops!

#133
(ORGASMIC CRIES BEHIND THE DOOR)

#134
(ORGASMIC CRIES BEHIND THE DOOR)

#135
-Oh! Oh.

#136
-Oh! Oh.

#137
I'm sorry, everyone. I dropped something on my toe.

#138
I'm sorry, everyone. I dropped something on my toe.

#139
(HIGH-PITCHED) Ohhh!

#140
Carry on.

#141
(theme song)

#142
(theme song)

#143
'She's feeling awful. -Say something reassuring.'

#144
'She's feeling awful. -Say something reassuring.'

#145
You're going to hell.

#146
You're going to hell.

#147
-JD, we've been over this. I loved my husband, but he's been dead to me for two years.

#148
-JD, we've been over this. I loved my husband, but he's been dead to me for two years.

#149
I can't tell you how happy I am

#150
I can't tell you how happy I am

#151
to finally have some closure, and my first orgasm in, like, forever.

#152
to finally have some closure, and my first orgasm in, like, forever.

#153
-Jamie, there are a lot of ways to grieve,

#154
-Jamie, there are a lot of ways to grieve,

#155
but last time I checked, wheelbarrow style wasn't one of them.

#156
but last time I checked, wheelbarrow style wasn't one of them.

#157
-I'm OK, JD. I'm really seeing things clearly. -You're confused.

#158
-I'm OK, JD. I'm really seeing things clearly. -You're confused.

#159
-I'm happy. -You're sad. -I'm at peace. -At WAR!

#160
-I'm happy. -You're sad. -I'm at peace. -At WAR!

#161
-It's really cute that you're worried about me.

#162
-It's really cute that you're worried about me.

#163
When am I gonna see you again?

#164
-I will see you at home in about an hour. Keep him warm.

#165
-I will see you at home in about an hour. Keep him warm.

#166
Support his head. Check his diaper every 15 minutes. No bouncing.

#167
Support his head. Check his diaper every 15 minutes. No bouncing.

#168
Support his head. Check his diaper every 15 minutes. No bouncing.

#169
No loud noise. No TV. No poking the soft spot.

#170
You're the only one I have to say this to - do not yell at, demean, insult, humiliate or mock the baby.

#171
You're the only one I have to say this to - do not yell at, demean, insult, humiliate or mock the baby.

#172
-What are you on about? (BABY CRIES) Wah! Have you named this thing yet?

#173
-What are you on about? (BABY CRIES) Wah! Have you named this thing yet?

#174
-What are you on about? (BABY CRIES) Wah! Have you named this thing yet?

#175
-I may name him after my father. -Tax E Vader? -Quinn.

#176
-Why not a heterosexual name, like Jack? -You're right, Perceval.

#177
-Why not a heterosexual name, like Jack? -You're right, Perceval.

#178
-Why not a heterosexual name, like Jack? -You're right, Perceval.

#179
Quinn is a foofy name.

#180
-Skip Jack and go with whatever makes you comfortable.

#181
-Skip Jack and go with whatever makes you comfortable.

#182
Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack. Jack!

#183
Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack, Jack. Jack!

#184
Nothin', huh?

#185
Nothin', huh?

#186
Oh!

#187
Oh!

#188
My God, this is so boring!

#189
My God, this is so boring!

#190
-Turk? -Yeah? -Between my list of family and friends and your list,

#191
-Turk? -Yeah? -Between my list of family and friends and your list,

#192
-Turk? -Yeah? -Between my list of family and friends and your list,

#193
400 people are coming to this wedding. How can we cut this down?

#194
400 people are coming to this wedding. How can we cut this down?

#195
-Am I on your list or Turk's?

#196
-Am I on your list or Turk's?

#197
-Um...

#198
..mine.

#199
..mine.

#200
-Let me see. -No. Gotta go.

#201
-Isn't my prescription deodorant working?

#202
-Isn't my prescription deodorant working?

#203
-Mm? -Not for the odour, for the wetness. See?

#204
-Mm? -Not for the odour, for the wetness. See?

#205
-Whoa, woman!

#206
-I have to stop rubbing my pits and rubbing them on people. -Yes, you do!

#207
-I have to stop rubbing my pits and rubbing them on people. -Yes, you do!

#208
It's not that. I sorta had a sex dream about you.

#209
It's not that. I sorta had a sex dream about you.

#210
-Really? -Yeah.

#211
-Was I the girl? -Yeah, you were the girl!

#212
-Was I the girl? -Yeah, you were the girl!

#213
Can you do me a favour, though? Don't tell Carla about this.

#214
Can you do me a favour, though? Don't tell Carla about this.

#215
She'll get jealous and disgusted. -We haven't done anything to disgust her.

#216
She'll get jealous and disgusted. -We haven't done anything to disgust her.

#217
She'll get jealous and disgusted. -We haven't done anything to disgust her.

#218
-Yeah, we did!

#219
-I'm not gonna call Jamie,

#220
-I'm not gonna call Jamie,

#221
because she shouldn't be in a relationship yet.

#222
But there are questions - did I leave my underwear at the funeral?

#223
But there are questions - did I leave my underwear at the funeral?

#224
How did I end up in the middle of nowhere

#225
without realising I never had to pee this badly in my life?

#226
without realising I never had to pee this badly in my life?

#227
without realising I never had to pee this badly in my life?

#228
Ahhh...

#229
Oh, my god!

#230
Oh, my god!

#231
(HUMS)

#232
-Oh... my... god.

#233
-Oh... my... god.

#234
-You saw the janitor's window crank and may have seen a melanoma?

#235
-You saw the janitor's window crank and may have seen a melanoma?

#236
It's your obligation as a doctor and your privilege as a woman to ask him if you can't see it one more time.

#237
It's your obligation as a doctor and your privilege as a woman to ask him if you can't see it one more time.

#238
It's your obligation as a doctor and your privilege as a woman to ask him if you can't see it one more time.

#239
I'd love to help, but I'm off to baby-sit the only other being on God's earth who's needier than you.

#240
I'd love to help, but I'm off to baby-sit the only other being on God's earth who's needier than you.

#241
In the meantime, I need you to go and tell Mr Mueller

#242
In the meantime, I need you to go and tell Mr Mueller

#243
his liver has lesions on it, and it doesn't look good.

#244
his liver has lesions on it, and it doesn't look good.

#245
'Unfortunately Mr Mueller -doesn't speak a word of English.'

#246
'Unfortunately Mr Mueller -doesn't speak a word of English.'

#247
Hi, Mr Mueller.

#248
Hi, Mr Mueller.

#249
-Danke! -What he danke-ing you for? -I don't know.

#250
-Danke! -What he danke-ing you for? -I don't know.

#251
I wish there was some way we could connect.

#252
I wish there was some way we could connect.

#253
(# 99 Red Balloons - Nena)

#254
(# 99 Red Balloons - Nena)

#255
-Nah, that would never work.

#256
-Nah, that would never work.

#257
-THere's my boys!

#258
-THere's my boys!

#259
-Oh, has it been an hour already?

#260
-I know. I can get lost just looking at his face. -Yeah.

#261
-I know. I can get lost just looking at his face. -Yeah.

#262
I can't do this tomorrow. Kelso's got me doing a cardiology lecture.

#263
I can't do this tomorrow. Kelso's got me doing a cardiology lecture.

#264
I can't do this tomorrow. Kelso's got me doing a cardiology lecture.

#265
-Don't worry about it.

#266
-It's just tough to miss precious moments like this.

#267
-It's just tough to miss precious moments like this.

#268
-Hey, baby.

#269
-You get to spend all night fantasising about Nilla Wafer here and I get "Hey, baby"?

#270
-You get to spend all night fantasising about Nilla Wafer here and I get "Hey, baby"?

#271
-You get to spend all night fantasising about Nilla Wafer here and I get "Hey, baby"?

#272
Forget it!

#273
-What the hell, Elliot? -It slipped out. Sorry.

#274
-What the hell, Elliot? -It slipped out. Sorry.

#275
-Sorry's not good enough. -You're right.

#276
Ohhh!

#277
Owww!

#278
Owww!

#279
Harder, dammit! I've been bad.

#280
Harder, dammit! I've been bad.

#281
-Dr Turk? -Huh?

#282
-You have a question? -No, sir.

#283
-You have a question? -No, sir.

#284
-The Todd will close.

#285
-I'm freakin' out. I keep having sex dreams about Elliot. -Boinnngggg!

#286
-I'm freakin' out. I keep having sex dreams about Elliot. -Boinnngggg!

#287
-I'm freakin' out. I keep having sex dreams about Elliot. -Boinnngggg!

#288
Oh, God. Continue.

#289
-Whenever I close my eyes she's doing something kinky.

#290
-Whenever I close my eyes she's doing something kinky.

#291
Very, VERY kinky.

#292
Very, VERY kinky.

#293
'Perfect. I can "accidentally" -see his wiener

#294
'Perfect. I can "accidentally" -see his wiener

#295
and give him medical advice.'

#296
'Just be subtle.'

#297
'Just be subtle.'

#298
(HUMS)

#299
-Can I take your order? -Why aren't you unzipped?

#300
-Can I take your order? -Why aren't you unzipped?

#301
-I'm not peeing. This is where I take my breaks. If I stand around out there everyone tells me to do stuff.

#302
-I'm not peeing. This is where I take my breaks. If I stand around out there everyone tells me to do stuff.

#303
-I'm not peeing. This is where I take my breaks. If I stand around out there everyone tells me to do stuff.

#304
-Look, er...

#305
-Look, er...

#306
..janitor,

#307
I saw your penis, and I noticed a possible melanoma you should have checked out.

#308
I saw your penis, and I noticed a possible melanoma you should have checked out.

#309
I saw your penis, and I noticed a possible melanoma you should have checked out.

#310
-When did you see my penis? -When you were showering.

#311
-Where were you? -In the bushes.

#312
-Uh... -It was just a coincidence. If you'd looked out the window, you'd have seen MY penis.

#313
-Uh... -It was just a coincidence. If you'd looked out the window, you'd have seen MY penis.

#314
-Uh... -It was just a coincidence. If you'd looked out the window, you'd have seen MY penis.

#315
-Why? -Because I had it out while I was looking at yours.

#316
-Why? -Because I had it out while I was looking at yours.

#317
'OK, regroup.'

#318
'OK, regroup.'

#319
-You must be Dr Dorian. I'm Rolf's brother Hermann.

#320
-You must be Dr Dorian. I'm Rolf's brother Hermann.

#321
-Hermann the German. You must get that all the time. -No. First time.

#322
-Hermann the German. You must get that all the time. -No. First time.

#323
-Oh!

#324
-Let's hope it catches on.

#325
-Let's hope it catches on.

#326
-Er, well, I could use your help translating.

#327
-Er, well, I could use your help translating.

#328
-Sure.

#329
-I got the results back from your biopsy. (TRANSLATES)

#330
-I got the results back from your biopsy. (TRANSLATES)

#331
-I got the results back from your biopsy. (TRANSLATES)

#332
-The lesions in your liver...

#333
are consistent with metastatic pancreatic cancer.

#334
are consistent with metastatic pancreatic cancer.

#335
-Metastatic und pancreatic Krebs hast.

#336
-Metastatic und pancreatic Krebs hast.

#337
-Was ist denn meine Prognose?

#338
-Was ist denn meine Prognose?

#339
-What is the prognosis?

#340
-It's not good.

#341
-It's not good.

#342
-Es wird alles gut gehen.

#343
OK.

#344
'The key to a good relationship -is communication.'

#345
'The key to a good relationship -is communication.'

#346
-Hey!

#347
'If you're not open, -it'll catch up with you.'

#348
'If you're not open, -it'll catch up with you.'

#349
-I'd swear that in surgery I heard you describing sexy dreams about someone named Elliot.

#350
-I'd swear that in surgery I heard you describing sexy dreams about someone named Elliot.

#351
-I'd swear that in surgery I heard you describing sexy dreams about someone named Elliot.

#352
'If you're not honest, -you'll get busted.'

#353
'If you're not honest, -you'll get busted.'

#354
-So, to summarise,

#355
-So, to summarise,

#356
if this ball was a non-ST elevation myocardial infarction,

#357
if this ball was a non-ST elevation myocardial infarction,

#358
glycoprotein 2B3A inhibitors would be initiated...

#359
glycoprotein 2B3A inhibitors would be initiated...

#360
Are you buying this? -No. Can I see that?

#361
Are you buying this? -No. Can I see that?

#362
'What do I know about good -relationships? I had funeral sex.'

#363
'What do I know about good -relationships? I had funeral sex.'

#364
-Me and Mr Mueller had a nice chat. -You speak German?

#365
-Me and Mr Mueller had a nice chat. -You speak German?

#366
-Yeah. I can do a sweet little milkmaid - Guten morgen. Mochten sie die Kuhe Melken?

#367
-Yeah. I can do a sweet little milkmaid - Guten morgen. Mochten sie die Kuhe Melken?

#368
-Yeah. I can do a sweet little milkmaid - Guten morgen. Mochten sie die Kuhe Melken?

#369
Ecil old hausfrau - Ess dein schnitzel, sonst kriegst du kein nachtisch!

#370
Ecil old hausfrau - Ess dein schnitzel, sonst kriegst du kein nachtisch!

#371
-German's such a beautiful language. Mr Mueller's amazing.

#372
-German's such a beautiful language. Mr Mueller's amazing.

#373
Yesterday I pretty much told him he was gonna die.

#374
Yesterday I pretty much told him he was gonna die.

#375
His brother said,

#376
His brother said,

#377
"Es wird alles wiede gut."

#378
And Mr Mueller just accepted it.

#379
And Mr Mueller just accepted it.

#380
-Why wouldn't he? Es wird alles wieder gut means "You're going to be fine."

#381
-Why wouldn't he? Es wird alles wieder gut means "You're going to be fine."

#382
-Germans!

#383
-Germans!

#384
-Sobald ich nach Hause Komme werde ich eine ganze Schokoladenforte essen!

#385
-Sobald ich nach Hause Komme werde ich eine ganze Schokoladenforte essen!

#386
-Sobald ich nach Hause Komme werde ich eine ganze Schokoladenforte essen!

#387
-"I know the truth and I'm dealing with it." -"When I get home I'm eating an entire chocolate cake."

#388
-"I know the truth and I'm dealing with it." -"When I get home I'm eating an entire chocolate cake."

#389
-Why did you lie to your brother? -You talk too fast.

#390
-Why did you lie to your brother? -You talk too fast.

#391
-Why did you lie to your brother? -You talk too fast.

#392
-Warum haven sie ihren Bruder angelogen?

#393
-Ich wollte meinen Bruder nicht Angst muchen, Arschloch!

#394
-Ich wollte meinen Bruder nicht Angst muchen, Arschloch!

#395
-He didn't wanna upset him, jackass! -Lying won't make him better!

#396
-He didn't wanna upset him, jackass! -Lying won't make him better!

#397
-Mr Mueller's ultrasound. -His Biliary obstruction relieved. He's taking PO

#398
-Mr Mueller's ultrasound. -His Biliary obstruction relieved. He's taking PO

#399
-Mr Mueller's ultrasound. -His Biliary obstruction relieved. He's taking PO

#400
-That's good, yes? -Ja!

#401
-Ah!

#402
-Ah!

#403
-I need you to crunch the numbers on next year's budget. -That's a job for accounting. I'm an attorney.

#404
-I need you to crunch the numbers on next year's budget. -That's a job for accounting. I'm an attorney.

#405
-Speaking of crunching, I've been jonesing for some Double-Stuff Oreos all day. See if you can hook me up.

#406
-Speaking of crunching, I've been jonesing for some Double-Stuff Oreos all day. See if you can hook me up.

#407
-Speaking of crunching, I've been jonesing for some Double-Stuff Oreos all day. See if you can hook me up.

#408
-Now Mr Mueller's doing better, I'm not sure if telling him about his cancer is the best thing.

#409
-Now Mr Mueller's doing better, I'm not sure if telling him about his cancer is the best thing.

#410
-Now Mr Mueller's doing better, I'm not sure if telling him about his cancer is the best thing.

#411
-You have a problem that is totally your problem, but you'd like to make it MY problem.

#412
-You have a problem that is totally your problem, but you'd like to make it MY problem.

#413
But it's not my problem. So stop talking about the janitor's junk,

#414
But it's not my problem. So stop talking about the janitor's junk,

#415
But it's not my problem. So stop talking about the janitor's junk,

#416
ze German, and don't even mention Tasty Coma Wife,

#417
ze German, and don't even mention Tasty Coma Wife,

#418
even though she's on your mind.

#419
-She's not! -Yes, I am!

#420
-She's not! -Yes, I am!

#421
-Well, since we are sharing,

#422
-Well, since we are sharing,

#423
I have to tell Jordan that I didn't ditch her little hatchling because I'm lazy,

#424
I have to tell Jordan that I didn't ditch her little hatchling because I'm lazy,

#425
but because when I'm alone with that child, you know what I feel? Nothing.

#426
but because when I'm alone with that child, you know what I feel? Nothing.

#427
but because when I'm alone with that child, you know what I feel? Nothing.

#428
What do you say? Wanna trade your big problems for mine?

#429
-No, thanks.

#430
-It was worth a try.

#431
-It was worth a try.

#432
-What was that about?

#433
You're right. I'm sorry.

#434
You're right. I'm sorry.

#435
I've been working really hard on not being such a busybody.

#436
I've been working really hard on not being such a busybody.

#437
-Was she a good kisser? -Uh... -Excuse me.

#438
-Was she a good kisser? -Uh... -Excuse me.

#439
-If you're dreaming about other women, maybe you're not ready for marriage.

#440
-If you're dreaming about other women, maybe you're not ready for marriage.

#441
-If you're dreaming about other women, maybe you're not ready for marriage.

#442
-Baby!

#443
-Take it.

#444
Are you crazy? It was only a sex dream.

#445
Are you crazy? It was only a sex dream.

#446
Everybody has them. Right, Ted?

#447
Everybody has them. Right, Ted?

#448
-Er, no. Not me. I just have the one dream over and over.

#449
-Er, no. Not me. I just have the one dream over and over.

#450
I hold his head under the water until that last bubble goes...

#451
I hold his head under the water until that last bubble goes...

#452
bloop.

#453
bloop.

#454
-Ted? What's the ETA on those Double-Stuffs?

#455
-Ted? What's the ETA on those Double-Stuffs?

#456
-Bloop.

#457
-Bloop.

#458
-OK.

#459
I wanna refer you to a dermatologist but it looks benign.

#460
I wanna refer you to a dermatologist but it looks benign.

#461
-Nine, nine and a half.

#462
-Nine, nine and a half.

#463
'Then he said something unexpected.'

#464
-I don't like you. 'Not that. I expected that.'

#465
-I don't like you. 'Not that. I expected that.'

#466
-But I know this was uncomfortable and, er, I appreciate your concern. -I'm a doctor.

#467
-But I know this was uncomfortable and, er, I appreciate your concern. -I'm a doctor.

#468
-But I know this was uncomfortable and, er, I appreciate your concern. -I'm a doctor.

#469
I had to tell you what was going on.

#470
I had to tell you what was going on.

#471
-Don't touch me with those hands.

#472
-This is awkward.

#473
-This is awkward.

#474
-Elliot, could you be quiet, please?

#475
-Elliot, could you be quiet, please?

#476
-You might fall asleep and I might creep into your head and rock your world.

#477
-You might fall asleep and I might creep into your head and rock your world.

#478
-Elliot, you don't get it, do you? Ever since I met Carla, I haven't dreamt about another woman.

#479
-Elliot, you don't get it, do you? Ever since I met Carla, I haven't dreamt about another woman.

#480
-Elliot, you don't get it, do you? Ever since I met Carla, I haven't dreamt about another woman.

#481
-You're engaged. It's a huge commitment.

#482
-You're engaged. It's a huge commitment.

#483
It's only natural to feel trapped or uncertain, maybe even a little scared

#484
It's only natural to feel trapped or uncertain, maybe even a little scared

#485
-Really?

#486
-Uh-huh.

#487
-Uh-huh.

#488
Sorry.

#489
-Baby? -Yeah? -Have you dreamt of anyone since we got engaged?

#490
-Baby? -Yeah? -Have you dreamt of anyone since we got engaged?

#491
-No, baby, but I understand.

#492
-No, baby, but I understand.

#493
Let me give you something to dream about.

#494
-See if you can find my tattoo.

#495
-See if you can find my tattoo.

#496
-Hey, Jordan.

#497
-It's funny. I can't even want you to die screaming in agony

#498
-It's funny. I can't even want you to die screaming in agony

#499
as two horses pull you apart when I'm looking at his beautiful face.

#500
as two horses pull you apart when I'm looking at his beautiful face.

#501
-Jordan, I gotta... I gotta tell you something.

#502
-Jordan, I gotta... I gotta tell you something.

#503
-I love my dad, but he just doesn't look like a Quinn.

#504
-I love my dad, but he just doesn't look like a Quinn.

#505
-He's not drunk and yelling at your mother.

#506
-He's not drunk and yelling at your mother.

#507
-What are you, a Kevin,

#508
-What are you, a Kevin,

#509
a Billy?

#510
a Billy?

#511
-Jack?

#512
-Wow!

#513
Alright. Jack it is.

#514
Alright. Jack it is.

#515
What the hell? You take him.

#516
What the hell? You take him.

#517
What did you wanna tell me? -..Nothing.

#518
What did you wanna tell me? -..Nothing.

#519
Nothing.

#520
Nothing.

#521
Obwohl es sich schon so gebessert, sollten sie sich trotzdem bewusst sein, wie ernst ihre Lage ist.

#522
Obwohl es sich schon so gebessert, sollten sie sich trotzdem bewusst sein, wie ernst ihre Lage ist.

#523
-Warum hat mein Bruder mir verlugt? -Why did his brother lie?

#524
-Warum hat mein Bruder mir verlugt? -Why did his brother lie?

#525
-I guess he was trying to protect you.

#526
-I guess he was trying to protect you.

#527
Or maybe he was actually protecting himself.

#528
Or maybe he was actually protecting himself.

#529
-Hang on, I forgot what "protect" is. Er wollte sie bestimmt... davor schutzen.

#530
-Hang on, I forgot what "protect" is. Er wollte sie bestimmt... davor schutzen.

#531
-Davor schutzen. -So ist mein Bruder.

#532
-Davor schutzen. -So ist mein Bruder.

#533
-Like my brother. -Denkt immer, er weir was besser fur mich ist.

#534
-Like my brother. -Denkt immer, er weir was besser fur mich ist.

#535
-Thinks he knows what's best for me.

#536
-Thinks he knows what's best for me.

#537
'Funny how one person -can lead you to another.'

#538
'Funny how one person -can lead you to another.'

#539
'Mr Mueller's brother shouldn't try and protect him, and yet I was doing the same thing to someone else.'

#540
'Mr Mueller's brother shouldn't try and protect him, and yet I was doing the same thing to someone else.'

#541
Jamie?

#542
-JD? -My patient is mad at his brother for presuming to know what's best for him.

#543
-JD? -My patient is mad at his brother for presuming to know what's best for him.

#544
Me freaking out about us in the closet at the funeral was doing the same to you.

#545
Me freaking out about us in the closet at the funeral was doing the same to you.

#546
So... if you're ready, let's go for it!

#547
I'm crazy about you, and you're right, your husband's gone, and he's never coming back!

#548
I'm crazy about you, and you're right, your husband's gone, and he's never coming back!

#549
I'm crazy about you, and you're right, your husband's gone, and he's never coming back!

#550
Who are these lovely people?

#551
Who are these lovely people?

#552
-These are my late husband's parents.

#553
'Oh, God. -How can I make this right?'

#554
'Oh, God. -How can I make this right?'

#555
'If only... '

#556
'If only... '

#557
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#558
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Season 2, Episode 20 — My Interpretation

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