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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 17, Episode 2 — Frank Is In A Coma

#1
- How cool is that? - That's what I'm saying.

#2
The attention to detail is remarkable.

#3
- It's all about the presentation. - What's it made out of?

#4
I don't know. The usual. Like eggs, butter, flour.

#5
- Shit, really? - No...

#6
Oh, it tastes like cardboard.

#7
Hold on a second. What is everybody talking about?

#8
This show. It's amazing.

#9
They get genius bakers to disguise cake as ordinary objects. It's nuts.

#10
Nobody gives a shit about cake, Frank.

#11
We're talking about this elegant invitation

#12
- to the Ben Franklin Liberty Ball. - Where'd you get that?

#13
- I threw it in the dumpster. - That's exactly where I got it.

#14
- Oh. - Hang on.

#15
You going in the dumpsters these days? That's kinda my turf, no?

#16
I know, and I'm really sorry.

#17
- It's not so bad in there. - Digging for loose change...

#18
- You find some treasures. - Find stuff like this.

#19
- See what I'm saying? - Therein lies the problem.

#20
We're rooting around in trash for opportunities

#21
when we should be attending elite galas.

#22
Ah, those galas are a waste of time.

#23
I mean, a bunch of rich assholes dressed to the nines,

#24
eating great food, talking about multimillion-dollar business deals.

#25
- That sounds awesome. - That sounds really fun.

#26
The exact kind of thing we brought you into our operation years ago for, Frank.

#27
To do stuff like that to elevate us,

#28
not to drag us down by having conversations about what is or isn't cake.

#29
- Right? - Making a good point.

#30
The cake is the whole thing.

#31
You think we can't figure out what is or is not cake, Frank? That's so stupid.

#32
- What are we talking about? - You just don't get it.

#33
Why can't you just die and leave us your money, you know?

#34
Like every normal human being, so I don't have to root around in the dumpsters.

#35
- You don't mean that. - I absolutely do mean it.

#36
- In fact, you know what? - Good.

#37
What you hiding in your pockets? Any change in there?

#38
- Get out of here. Get away. - No. Give me your...

#39
- Dee, tickle him. - Don't. Don't, don't, don't!

#40
- Yeah, yeah. Tickle him. - Yeah.

#41
Back off, bitch.

#42
- I don't like it. It hurts. - You don't like it?

#43
Oh, yeah? If it hurts, why you laughing?

#44
Uh-oh.

#45
Frank, knock it off. What are you doing?

#46
Is he good?

#47
_

#48
All right, guys, let's not worry, all right? This guy's tough as nails.

#49
I've seen him go into a coma, like, every single night,

#50
and he always pops right up in the morning.

#51
Well, that's just sleep.

#52
- Are you sure? - You're describing sleep.

#53
- You've seen him sleep. - Okay, what's the difference?

#54
Either way, listen, I think our organization

#55
is at a bit of a crossroads now.

#56
I mean, this man was our de facto leader, now he's literal dead weight.

#57
It's not like we could just, you know,

#58
wheel him around and plug him in wherever we go.

#59
No, we could. We just get a big battery or something,

#60
- like a Tesla battery. - No. That's so stupid.

#61
They don't make batteries that big. Gonna have to get a generator.

#62
- And spend all our money on gas? - Oh, right, right.

#63
But either way, that's not the point I'm trying to make.

#64
What I'm saying is even if he does live, I think we need to move on from this man.

#65
Okay, well, look, why don't we just let the lady finish,

#66
and then we devise a plan. Sound good?

#67
- Yeah, that's the right thing to do. - Sure. Yeah. Okay.

#68
Sorry. You were saying?

#69
Yes, like I say,

#70
Frank requests to convalesce here instead of hospital.

#71
- Obviously it's happening... - Clearly.

#72
One of you is Deandra?

#73
Yeah, that's me. What'd I win?

#74
In event that his heart rate drops below 50 beats per minute,

#75
you will remove life support

#76
- and facilitate death. - Why me?

#77
Maybe because you tickled the man to death.

#78
- Yeah. - You think it was the tickling

#79
- and not the decades of whores and drugs... - I don't know.

#80
...and living under sewers and bridges?

#81
Where's the expression come from? "Tickle a man to death."

#82
"Tickled to death." That's a thing.

#83
- Dee, it's the man's dying wish. - Yeah.

#84
Perhaps you're all experiencing stages of grief.

#85
First is denial, then anger, bargaining,

#86
depression, and acceptance.

#87
Is it lecture time?

#88
- I didn't realize I was back in school. - No.

#89
Professor Doctor over here. Yeah.

#90
- I deny what you're saying, by the way. - Absolutely. It's not that.

#91
- Yeah, let's roll. - No, no, no. Where you going?

#92
We'll come back. We were gonna go to Paddy's and grab some supplies.

#93
Yeah. We'll go to Paddy's. We'll get some beers and some more chairs.

#94
Uh-huh. What's wrong with the chairs?

#95
Well, there aren't chairs. There's a chair, and it's covered in wax.

#96
- I believe that's cheese. - I don't want to sit in cheese either.

#97
Fine, have it your way.

#98
- We'll get cheeseless chairs. - Great.

#99
- Get beers and come right back. - Dee. We'll be right back.

#100
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

#101
Hey, just to be clear, we're going to that gala, right?

#102
- That's exactly where we're going. - Absolutely.

#103
I just figured in the interest of streamlining things, we cut Dee loose.

#104
- I think that's right. - Does that feel right?

#105
We can't have her there. It's not gonna be a good look for us.

#106
You know, guys, Frank's situation's got me reflecting on, like, where we are,

#107
and I'm afraid we've drifted a little too far off track from our original goal.

#108
I mean, I don't know if you recall,

#109
but we were never supposed to own only one bar.

#110
No, Paddy's was always supposed to be, like, a global brand, you know?

#111
Yeah. Like a Starbucks for dive bars.

#112
Exactly, yes, but bringing your friendly neighborhood watering hole to everybody.

#113
Everywhere, right? A Paddy's on every corner, right?

#114
Airports, shopping malls,

#115
- drive-throughs. - Yeah, schools, churches, like, little...

#116
- Hundred percent. - What went wrong? Like, what went...

#117
- When Dee got involved. - Yes.

#118
- And women ruin everything, we know that. - This woman does.

#119
- Then Frank got involved. - All women, kind of. And then Frank.

#120
I can't totally deny that. I mean, the stats are there, right?

#121
- The stats are there. - We got distracted.

#122
It was like dude, dude, dude, dude, woman. Right?

#123
- Let's get back on track, okay? - Yeah, yeah.

#124
Look, this gala is the perfect opportunity for us...

#125
It's gonna be jam-packed with wealthy benefactors

#126
who are champing at the bit to strap themselves to our rocket ship.

#127
Yeah. Please, like, let's not worry about Frank.

#128
Trust me, he's gonna be totally fine.

#129
_

#130
God, I hate this.

#131
How long is it gonna to take for him to kick the bucket?

#132
E-everyone is different.

#133
No, I get that, but it's like days or weeks?

#134
You know, studies suggest that coma patients can hear.

#135
Perhaps you speak with Frank.

#136
Oh, no, no. I'm good.

#137
I didn't really love talking to the guy when he was alive, you know?

#138
- He's still alive. - Oh...

#139
You know what I mean. I just...

#140
I don't like him. It's time to cut him loose.

#141
This is happening at a good time for me.

#142
It's natural to be in denial.

#143
Oh, my God. Here you go again.

#144
Lady, I'm not in denial. I just don't care about Frank.

#145
Which I... I can hear it when it comes out of my mouth.

#146
That sounds like I-I'm in denial, but y-you know what you're doing?

#147
You're painting me into a corner.

#148
You're boxing me out and leaving me with nothing to say

#149
that doesn't sound like I'm in denial. I have no way to win this fight.

#150
Hey, does it say anything in those files about what kind of action I'm getting?

#151
- I do not understand. - Inheritance. Gotta get my money.

#152
Headed down to South America.

#153
Gonna get some cosmetic surgery done on the cheap.

#154
I won't go into too much detail, but let's just say

#155
I'll probably need two seats on the flight back.

#156
I'm getting my ass done.

#157
Ooh. I might get a foot reduction while I'm down there too.

#158
Although, you know what? That's not a good idea.

#159
No, I'm gonna need these feet to carry that big fat ass around.

#160
Look at the chandeliers.

#161
Wow, this is such a fancy gala.

#162
I'm not seeing a lot of tuxes, I gotta say. But you know what?

#163
I think we'll just tell people that we came from an even fancier gala.

#164
- Yeah. - Right?

#165
- That'll make us look cool. Okay. - It will.

#166
Now, I'm thinking that table right there, that's where we make our move.

#167
- Wow. - Yeah.

#168
- Those guys look intense. - Those are heavy hitters.

#169
I got an angle. Okay. We go in there. We say that we're the Smuckers brothers.

#170
Why?

#171
Well, we're, like, the Smuckers brothers.

#172
We're purveyors of fine jellies and jams from the Deep South.

#173
How does that get us closer to the goal?

#174
They're gonna be impressed with some jelly magnates.

#175
- I think that you are confusing... - Magnates?

#176
...the Smuckers brothers with the Smothers Brothers

#177
who were a folk singing duo from the '50s.

#178
- Shit. Yeah. - And they were, I think, Canadian.

#179
Stop. What are we talking about?

#180
None of that gets us closer to the goal of franchising Paddy's.

#181
Well, we just want to make a good impression, you know?

#182
Yeah, yeah, like... And so who are we playing?

#183
We'll just be ourselves.

#184
I don't feel comfortable playing myself.

#185
We haven't done that in ages, man.

#186
Guys, don't do this to yourselves, okay? Listen, we belong here, right?

#187
We're not asking for a handout. We're not asking these people for favors.

#188
Hell, we're doing them a favor by giving them the opportunity

#189
to get in on the ground floor of a cultural juggernaut.

#190
- Yeah. - Yeah. - And if they even hesitate,

#191
boom, offer rescinded.

#192
- Yeah, yeah. Yeah. - Okay?

#193
We are young self-made entrepreneurs

#194
who are about to change the way the world consumes alcohol.

#195
- Oh, yeah, dude. - Yeah.

#196
- That's getting me fired up, man. - Yeah!

#197
I feel like I could run through a brick wall.

#198
- Hell yeah. - Do it right now. Do it right now.

#199
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Don't actually run through a brick wall.

#200
- I wanted to impress Charlie. - They're not brick.

#201
- These will knock down. - Listen.

#202
Do carry that feeling with you. Okay? I like the confidence.

#203
So pop your chins up, puff your chests out and follow my lead.

#204
- Let's do it. - That's a... That's a little much. Just...

#205
Less stiff. Just... All right, forget the chin and chest thing.

#206
- Just... - Okay.

#207
I don't... I can't forget it though 'cause he said it.

#208
Well, how we doing over here, fellas?

#209
Oh, great. Um, and we'll... we'll do another bottle.

#210
- Uh, uh... Yep. - Good. Yeah.

#211
Also, we're ready for dessert, so we can clear all this.

#212
- Right away, sir. Yes. - Uh-huh. Yeah, of course.

#213
_

#214
Oh, God, this is boring. I'm so bored.

#215
I could go for a beer. You want a beer? Know what? I'll check in with the guys.

#216
Mikey, they hate these Chardonnays. I need something nicer.

#217
Hello?

#218
Hey, Charlie. It's Dee. What's going on with those beers?

#219
Oh. I kinda can't talk right now, Dee.

#220
- Where are you? - At Paddy's.

#221
You sound like you're on the Titanic.

#222
I'm gonna need a double scotch and a club and Campari...

#223
- I got Dee. Wants to know where we are. - Don't tell her about the gala.

#224
- I'm not gonna tell her about the gala. - Hang up.

#225
- I can hear you. - I think she can hear us.

#226
- I can! - Course she can hear us.

#227
- Tell her I ran through a brick wall. - That was my invitation.

#228
Dee, I gotta hang up on you, but Mac ran through a brick wall.

#229
That's actually why we're not back at the place yet.

#230
Tell her both of us ran through a brick wall.

#231
Dennis also ran through the wall, and I did too.

#232
- Okay. Yeah. - You son of a bitch.

#233
...they have forks. All right. Hey, listen...

#234
Dee, I can't talk right now, all right? We're working at the gala.

#235
No. No, no, no! You don't hang up on me! You...

#236
What are you looking at?

#237
Let me guess, did I enter the anger phase?

#238
You do seem angry.

#239
Yeah, I'm angry! But it's got nothing to do with Frank.

#240
It's about the dick bags. They think they can just cut me out. Well, you know what?

#241
I-I'm gonna cut them out. I'm gonna cut them out.

#242
There's gotta be something valuable around here. It's gotta be here somewhere.

#243
You know what I mean?

#244
Oh, those sons of bitches. I'll show...

#245
Ha! Ha! Whoo!

#246
Five bucks! Five bucks I found!

#247
All right. Listen, listen. We need to regroup.

#248
Okay? This whole thing's gone off the rails.

#249
We gotta do it quick 'cause I told some guys I'd pull their car around.

#250
I gotta get their coats before they go,

#251
- but then... - Guys, we do not work here.

#252
- Could you hand me a towel, please? - Yes, sir. Of course, sir.

#253
- Give a towel. - Yeah, well.

#254
- Thank you. - I know.

#255
You know what I'm saying? Otherwise we're gonna...

#256
- Thank you, sir. Have a good night. - Thank you, sir.

#257
Okay, we're not... Why does everyone think we're employees?

#258
It could be the tuxes or that we're doing everything that everybody asks of us.

#259
The tuxes definitely make us look like bathroom attendants.

#260
You know what? I blame Frank.

#261
He did not give us the tools to survive in this world.

#262
- We look like fools. - A hundred percent.

#263
A hundred percent. Like he locked us in a zoo

#264
and then now he's released us out into the Serengeti to be devoured.

#265
- We're sitting ducks out here. - We don't know what we're doing.

#266
If he weren't already in a coma, I would strangle him.

#267
- It's his fault. - Hey, fellas.

#268
Sorry, I couldn't help but overhear the conversation.

#269
I really, really hope that your father dies.

#270
- Wha... Excuse me? - Huh?

#271
Frank, that's your dad, right? You said he was in a coma.

#272
- Yeah. - Yeah. I really, really hope he dies.

#273
He sounds just like my dad.

#274
He just like craps on all your ideas, doesn't believe in you,

#275
doesn't hug you.

#276
- Oh. Sorry to hear that about your dad. - Oh.

#277
No, are you... No, don't sweat it.

#278
He's in a box under the ground right now. He's dead.

#279
Which is fucking awesome 'cause I run his company.

#280
- Oh, shit. - Wow!

#281
- That is awesome! - Yeah! Who's the idiot now, bitch?

#282
- He's dead. - He's a dead idiot.

#283
- Nice, dude. - Oh, my God. Cool.

#284
What kinda company do you run? Like, what do you do?

#285
I'm, like, your typical capitalist pig.

#286
I dismantle companies, sell the scraps for a marginal profit.

#287
- That sorta thing. - Sick!

#288
- Bet you make a lot of money? - I'm a piece of shit.

#289
- That's us! - We are too. We are too.

#290
- You guys are cool. I'm Simon, by the way. - Uh...

#291
No, no, I wasn't taking a shit.

#292
- I was just... I was doing cocaine. - Oh.

#293
Do you guys want to do a bump of cocaine with me?

#294
- Yes. - Sure. Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

#295
- Yeah! Let's do it! - Yeah. We'll do it. Yeah.

#296
- One for me. - Uh-huh.

#297
And one for me.

#298
- That's awesome. - He's good at it.

#299
Hey, guys, I was gonna go to this after-party

#300
- if you guys wanna tag along with me. - There's an after-party?

#301
I mean, it's probably gonna be bullshit, but we can talk business.

#302
You guys can... We can bounce some ideas around, see if anything sticks.

#303
- Yeah, that'd be great. - It'd be really cool to collab.

#304
- Yeah. Oh, yeah. - Wouldn't it be cool to collab?

#305
Are you guys open to collabing?

#306
- Yeah. - Let's collab.

#307
I'm gonna tell my driver to pull around, and we'll get this going.

#308
- We'll give our guy the night off. - Okay, amazing.

#309
Give me back my cocaine. Give it back right now!

#310
I like you guys. You're real people. You're human beings.

#311
You're not like these soulless reptiles over here.

#312
- Yeah. Yeah. - They're disgusting. Come on. Let's roll.

#313
Did you hear what he said, "soulless reptiles"? Pizzagate!

#314
- No, no. - Yeah. They're lizards!

#315
- No conspiracy theories. Don't ruin this. - He's right.

#316
- This is a good business opportunity. - Oh, God, that's good coke.

#317
That was good cocaine. That's rich guy cocaine.

#318
_

#319
There we go. There we go.

#320
Okay, a severed gas handle. No.

#321
Let's see. What is that? Ooh.

#322
Gold tooth. Pop that in the keeper pile.

#323
- Uh... This looks promising. - _

#324
BigAssButts? 1973? Goddamn it!

#325
Where is it, you son of a bitch? Where is it?

#326
Where's the gold and-and the-the jewels and millions of dollars?

#327
I have a fun idea. Let's pull the plug now, okay?

#328
- It'll just be our little secret. - I cannot do this.

#329
You don't have to do anything. Just go take a potty break

#330
and I'll just trip over the plug.

#331
No, no, this is murder you describe.

#332
Oh, God, don't be a prude. Okay, listen. I'll make it worth your while.

#333
My ass doesn't have to be that big, right?

#334
I'll kick you a few CCs, and then you and me will take our brand-new dumpers

#335
and we'll just go, you know, flaunting around Copacabana Beach.

#336
- What do you say? - I must say no.

#337
And I must say, screw you! I don't need any of this.

#338
I'm taking my inheritance, and I'm going home.

#339
Frank, if you can hear me, I'm taking your big butt magazine! It's mine now!

#340
- This is a much cooler vibe in here, man. - This is a great vibe.

#341
- You guys discussing the vibe? - It's classy, right?

#342
It's freaking amazing, right? And people are very cool here.

#343
I am a little concerned about Frank.

#344
At some point, we should probably check in.

#345
You said everything was gonna be fine with Frank.

#346
I know, but it's getting late.

#347
I'll tell you what, let's stay here for another hour or so,

#348
see what we can get going. And then if you're still concerned,

#349
- we can split and check in on him. - Yo!

#350
- Got some more genius powder, boys. - Wow! Nice!

#351
- Get your fucking hands out. - Okay!

#352
- Get your hands... Get your hands out. - Out in the open?

#353
- This is my fucking party! - This is your party? Okay.

#354
- Okay. Your rules, man. - Okay!

#355
Do it up, boys!

#356
- Ow! Ow! - Whoo!

#357
That burns. That's very different from the last coke.

#358
Man. You got a sophisticated palette. I love that, bro.

#359
Yeah, it burns 'cause it's different. It's not coke. Ow!

#360
- What is it? - It's not coke?

#361
- It's crystal. - It's what?

#362
- Crystal meth? - Yeah, crystal meth.

#363
- Oh. - Can you remind me

#364
what you guys, uh, do again?

#365
- Uh... - Sorry, you mean like... like our jobs?

#366
Yeah, come on, I whipped mine out. You gotta whip yours out.

#367
- We're in the beverage space. - Yeah.

#368
- Oh, cool. What's the company called? - Paddy's Pub.

#369
- Yeah. - Well, yeah.

#370
Paddy's Pub? Like a bar?

#371
Yeah, well... It is a bar, but it's much more robust than it sounds.

#372
Yeah. We see a lot of growth potential.

#373
Yeah, of course you do. Because, dude, it's global brand.

#374
It's not just a bar. It's fucking Starbucks.

#375
- Oh, my God! Dude... - Right?

#376
- Yes! - There's so many possibilities.

#377
Dude, you are in our heads right now, man.

#378
- I'm in your fucking heads! - I don't wanna say this too loud

#379
because we don't have room for everybody in this,

#380
but we're still in the early stages of possibly bringing on some investors,

#381
you know what I mean? So if you're interested,

#382
- we'd love to have you. - Yeah, yeah, dude.

#383
What do you mean?

#384
- Uh... We were... - Other investors...

#385
We're doing a friends and family round, and we thought you'd be...

#386
- Yeah. It's just... - But you literally just met me.

#387
- But we like you. So we thought... - We like you.

#388
You like my money.

#389
- It's not... - You meet me in a bathroom, you do my drugs,

#390
and then I bleed green for you, for your fucking bar?

#391
- No, man. - Shit, dude. We're really sorry.

#392
- No... - We're really sorry, man.

#393
- You... - I like you, guys!

#394
I would fucking love to give you money.

#395
Enough. Shut up. Wanna fucking celebrate? Want to go to another party?

#396
After-after-party? It's gonna be really fun.

#397
- Another party after this after-party? - Better than this?

#398
Dude, let's do it. I'm so ready. Let's do it, guys. I'm so excited.

#399
- Let's go! - Let's go!

#400
- Oh, my God. What's happening? - It's all happening for us.

#401
_

#402
Might as well take a look at what I'll never have.

#403
Thanks a lot, Frank.

#404
Man.

#405
What's this?

#406
Oh, my God.

#407
This was his most prized possession?

#408
* Follow the yellow brick road, my boys *

#409
- This is the place, huh? - Where are we?

#410
Yeah.

#411
- What's the password? - Narcan.

#412
- Well, that's a bit unsettling. - Narcan?

#413
- We're in, boys. - All right.

#414
- We're in. - Isn't that what they give you

#415
- when you OD or something? - Yeah.

#416
- Let's go, Phil. - What's up, Simon?

#417
- I love you so much. - Hi.

#418
Oh, shit. Um, okay.

#419
He really likes that guy. Um...

#420
Okay. Uh...

#421
- I love you, Phil. - Thank you.

#422
You got it for me? Great.

#423
That's Phil. He's a great guy. A little annoying, but I like him.

#424
Come on, take a seat.

#425
- I'll stand. - Do you mind if I stand?

#426
- Make me rich. Fuck me with an idea. - Okay. Good.

#427
- Take an idea and fuck me with it. - Okay, yeah. Sure...

#428
- Right now? - Well, we just have the...

#429
Don't overthink it, just fuck me. Fuck me with an idea.

#430
- Yeah, it was Starbucks... - I'm drying up.

#431
I just want you to spit on it and I want you to stick it in me.

#432
Someone's got to fuck me.

#433
- Can you give us a second... - One second, we'll figure out which one...

#434
- Which idea we're gonna... - Take your time.

#435
I'm gonna make the world stop spinning.

#436
...gonna fuck you with and... I'm concerned...

#437
This guy's not gonna help us with our business.

#438
- There's no way, right? - His dad was right about him.

#439
- Absolutely. Absolutely. - Frank was right about this whole thing.

#440
He was protecting us this whole time. That's what it is.

#441
That's why he doesn't invite us to these places.

#442
Yes, because Frank knew. He knew that galas were gateways to crack houses.

#443
If you just have so much and you don't know what to do with yourself,

#444
you wind up like that.

#445
Look, also, man, I'm getting worried about him, okay?

#446
- I wanna be there when he wakes up. - Fuck.

#447
We've kind of left him alone for too long.

#448
- Let's get out of here, 'cause I'm scared. - You should be scared.

#449
- Let's say bye to Simon real quick. - Yeah, 'cause I don't like...

#450
- Simon, look... - Simon, we...

#451
Oh.

#452
- We're leaving. - Yeah, we're gonna leave, Simon.

#453
- That's a very unnatural position. - He seems fine. No, he's fine.

#454
Let's, um... All right. Let's just go.

#455
- Thank you, guys. - Thanks, everybody.

#456
We're gonna use your driver and then we'll send him back for you.

#457
_

#458
Dad, if you can hear me in there,

#459
I want you to know that I love you.

#460
- Hey. - Hey, how's he doing?

#461
- Yeah, how's it going? - He's at the end.

#462
It's time to say goodbye.

#463
Oh, no, come on. What are you talking about?

#464
- Yeah, what? - Dee, you look actually upset.

#465
You guys don't understand. It's time. We gotta pull the plug.

#466
- No. Sorry, no. He's still alive, right? - No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

#467
- This is his wish. It's time. - No. I'm... No. I'm saying no.

#468
- We just realized we need him. - Frank, we need you, man.

#469
- I'm not letting him go. - Guys. You guys.

#470
It's over.

#471
I love you, Dad.

#472
I can't believe this is happening.

#473
Tastes sweet.

#474
- What do you mean? - Is he supposed to taste sweet?

#475
Shouldn't it be salty, if anything?

#476
- What is happening? What is that? - Jesus Christ.

#477
Cake. It's cake.

#478
- I'm cake. - What is happening?

#479
What is going on? What are you talking about?

#480
I tricked you guys. You said you could tell the difference

#481
between what was cake and what was not cake,

#482
- and you couldn't. Ha! - What are you talking about, man?

#483
I commissioned a cake. I rented all of this hospital equipment,

#484
and I even had to draw that little stupid drawing with you and me holding hands.

#485
"I love Daddy. I love you, Daddy."

#486
Why? Why would you do all that?

#487
Hang on, time out. Who's this woman?

#488
She's a pastry chef and a goddamn good one.

#489
- You doing all right? - My God.

#490
You were doing an accent. Whoa!

#491
Did you do all of this just so that I would appreciate you?

#492
Deandra, I don't give a shit what you think about me.

#493
I was trying to show you the magic of cake technology.

#494
You cried over a cake.

#495
- Bravo. Bravo. - Good job.

#496
Hey, hey, hey. Pitch him the...

#497
That reminds me. Frank, what do you think about Paddy's as a global franchise?

#498
- Like Starbucks for dive bars? - He gets it. Yes.

#499
- That's it. Exactly. - It's a terrible idea. I hate that idea.

#500
- It's a stupid idea, man. - That's a dumb, dumb idea.

#501
- That's why we need you. - Dumbest idea ever.

#502
That's why we need you, man. Saving us from our dumb ideas.

#503
How is it, guys? Is it good?

#504
It's really good.

#505
- That really hurt my feelings. - Frank, you're delicious.

#506
- Oh, yeah? - Not bad.

#507
- It's pretty good. - This is delicious.

#508
- The whole thing is a cake, by the way. - Oh, my God.

#509
It goes all the way down to the feet.

#510
- Is the hair cake or... - The hair is fondant.

#511
- You can just... Yeah. - Really? Just eat the fondant?

#512
- What you can do with cake these days. - Oh, my God.

#513
It does feel like the right stuff for us to be focusing on as a group.

#514
- Does it? - What else can we make cake?

#515
That's an idea, like, keeping our eye on what's happening in the future

#516
and not being stuck in the past.

#517
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