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Season 5, Episode 4 — My Jiggly Ball

#1
I missed living with Turk,

#2
I missed living with Turk,

#3
but living with Elliot wasn't that bad.

#4
Hey, roomie. I'm having the girls from my yoga class over for drinks.

#5
Hey, roomie. I'm having the girls from my yoga class over for drinks.

#6
And FYI, Tina, the tiny brunette, just got dumped,

#7
And FYI, Tina, the tiny brunette, just got dumped,

#8
and she's looking for rebound sex.

#9
and she's looking for rebound sex.

#10
Honestly, how could I be a better roommate?

#11
She could be half Turk and half Elliot.

#12
She could be half Turk and half Elliot.

#13
Hey, dawg, if you die before me,

#14
Hey, dawg, if you die before me,

#15
you can play with my boobies while I finish.

#16
you can play with my boobies while I finish.

#17
I died, Turkiot. Hello!

#18
- J.D., what are you doing? - Nothing.

#19
- J.D., what are you doing? - Nothing.

#20
It looked like you were thinking about fondling my breasts.

#21
It looked like you were thinking about fondling my breasts.

#22
If that's the case, then stop thinking and start fondling.

#23
- What are you doing? - I miss having you as my roommate.

#24
- What are you doing? - I miss having you as my roommate.

#25
I don't know.

#26
Keith's telling Mr Morrison about his brain tumour.

#27
Keith's telling Mr Morrison about his brain tumour.

#28
Seeing an intern tell someone they're gonna die

#29
Seeing an intern tell someone they're gonna die

#30
for the first time is strange

#31
because even though it's a horrible and sad experience,

#32
because even though it's a horrible and sad experience,

#33
if they get through it, there's a sense of... accomplishment.

#34
if they get through it, there's a sense of... accomplishment.

#35
Nailed it! Hell, yeah!

#36
Nailed it! Hell, yeah!

#37
Good job, man. What'd you say?

#38
I told him there's nothing more we can do right now.

#39
I told him there's nothing more we can do right now.

#40
- What? - "Nothing more we can do now"

#41
- What? - "Nothing more we can do now"

#42
implies something we can do tomorrow.

#43
I said we'd make him as comfortable as possible.

#44
I said we'd make him as comfortable as possible.

#45
Someone's getting new pillows.

#46
Someone's getting new pillows.

#47
That man knows he's doomed!

#48
Yeah, I'm gonna need you to go back in there

#49
Yeah, I'm gonna need you to go back in there

#50
and use some form of the word "die."

#51
Dead, dying, deadsies, Deadwood, your choice.

#52
Dead, dying, deadsies, Deadwood, your choice.

#53
- What was the middle one? - Deadsies.

#54
- What was the middle one? - Deadsies.

#55
- Deadwood? - You know cowboys used to curse?

#56
- Deadwood? - You know cowboys used to curse?

#57
I didn't know that.

#58
Gather round, people! Dr Kelso has an announcement to make!

#59
Gather round, people! Dr Kelso has an announcement to make!

#60
That'll be all. You can go back to doing what you were doing.

#61
That'll be all. You can go back to doing what you were doing.

#62
It was my day off.

#63
Due to lack of funds, I'm shutting down our baby-mobile,

#64
Due to lack of funds, I'm shutting down our baby-mobile,

#65
which means there will no longer be free prenatal care

#66
for underprivileged women.

#67
for underprivileged women.

#68
Bottom line: Thinking about knocking up a homeless gal,

#69
Bottom line: Thinking about knocking up a homeless gal,

#70
I'd do it this weekend.

#71
- Thank you, Colonel Doctor. - Excuse me?

#72
- Thank you, Colonel Doctor. - Excuse me?

#73
I don't know your name, and you look like that Kentucky Fried Chicken guy.

#74
I don't know your name, and you look like that Kentucky Fried Chicken guy.

#75
Moving on. This Friday, I am receiving an award from the AMA.

#76
Moving on. This Friday, I am receiving an award from the AMA.

#77
Jerk-Off of the Year. No, Bastard of the Year. Don't you tell me!

#78
Jerk-Off of the Year. No, Bastard of the Year. Don't you tell me!

#79
Guy I Despise So Much, I'd Pay Someone to Kill Ya,

#80
Guy I Despise So Much, I'd Pay Someone to Kill Ya,

#81
Stuff Ya and Leave by My Bed, So When I Wake Up in the Morning,

#82
Stuff Ya and Leave by My Bed, So When I Wake Up in the Morning,

#83
I Could Roll Over and Punch You in the Face...

#84
I Could Roll Over and Punch You in the Face...

#85
...of the Year. - And we're back.

#86
...of the Year. - And we're back.

#87
Anyway, I need one of you attendings to introduce me at the dinner,

#88
so figure it out.

#89
so figure it out.

#90
- How do we handle this? - Same way we have for years.

#91
- How do we handle this? - Same way we have for years.

#92
First one who falls introduces Kelso.

#93
First one who falls introduces Kelso.

#94
Unfortunately for you, I have the balance of a...

#95
Careful. You're about to let Dr Cox know

#96
Careful. You're about to let Dr Cox know

#97
you were a gymnast in high school.

#98
Fine, let's do this. Wheels up.

#99
Fine, let's do this. Wheels up.

#100
OK, come on, Dorian. Find your centre.

#101
Around the rosie.

#102
Around the rosie.

#103
Hey! I got it!

#104
Hey! I got it!

#105
I don't got it!

#106
I don't got it!

#107
Reel it in. Take it clockwise! Fight your fear!

#108
Reel it in. Take it clockwise! Fight your fear!

#109
Come on, come on. Be the chair.

#110
Come on, come on. Be the chair.

#111
You gotta want it, Johnny D!

#112
You gotta want it, Johnny D!

#113
You gotta want it!

#114
Tough break, Newbie.

#115
Group! Position right!

#116
Group! Position right!

#117
- I don't know but I believe - I don't know but I believe

#118
- I don't know but I believe - I don't know but I believe

#119
Newbie...

#120
THEME SONG

#121
THEME SONG

#122
So I have to introduce Kelso. Big whoop.

#123
You don't understand the predicament you're in.

#124
You don't understand the predicament you're in.

#125
Kelso expects a long, glowing testimonial,

#126
Kelso expects a long, glowing testimonial,

#127
the kind that make men cheer and women...

#128
- What is it that women do? - How the hell would I know?

#129
- What is it that women do? - How the hell would I know?

#130
They swoon.

#131
If you get up there and start kissing Kelso's ass,

#132
If you get up there and start kissing Kelso's ass,

#133
your fellow attendings will think of you as a brownnosing toady.

#134
your fellow attendings will think of you as a brownnosing toady.

#135
On the other hand, if you don't pucker up,

#136
On the other hand, if you don't pucker up,

#137
Kelso will make your life a living hell. You're officially trapped.

#138
Kelso will make your life a living hell. You're officially trapped.

#139
I'll say something nice that's true.

#140
You go do that, and I'll go find God, quit drinking,

#141
You go do that, and I'll go find God, quit drinking,

#142
get in touch with myself,

#143
get in touch with myself,

#144
and we'll meet right back here at half past impossible. OK?

#145
and we'll meet right back here at half past impossible. OK?

#146
Everyone has a human side, Coxie. Even Kelso.

#147
The hell he does.

#148
The hell he does.

#149
I remember a flu epidemic, we lost half a dozen children in one day.

#150
I remember a flu epidemic, we lost half a dozen children in one day.

#151
The second Kelso's foot hits the bottom of those stairs...

#152
The second Kelso's foot hits the bottom of those stairs...

#153
...doesn't have a care in the world.

#154
You know, Laverne, I'm a doctor.

#155
You know, Laverne, I'm a doctor.

#156
I'm not gonna take my psychological evaluations

#157
from someone who dispenses them in between Maury

#158
from someone who dispenses them in between Maury

#159
and eating a corn muffin.

#160
and eating a corn muffin.

#161
OK, that was too mean. Apologise.

#162
Laverne, I...

#163
Laverne, I...

#164
The hell with it. She's not gonna forgive you. Go for broke!

#165
I was watching CNN earlier.

#166
I was watching CNN earlier.

#167
Apparently the terror alert in your armpits has been elevated to orange.

#168
Apparently the terror alert in your armpits has been elevated to orange.

#169
Oh, no, he didn't. Yes, Laverne, he did.

#170
Oh, no, he didn't. Yes, Laverne, he did.

#171
"Laverne, I'm a doctor." You're a bit of a know-it-all, aren't you?

#172
"Laverne, I'm a doctor." You're a bit of a know-it-all, aren't you?

#173
- Well, I know a lot. - Yeah? Who was Deep Throat?

#174
Mark Felt, the FBI guy. That's been all over the news.

#175
Mark Felt, the FBI guy. That's been all over the news.

#176
Oh, sorry, rich boy. My TV doesn't get the news.

#177
Oh, sorry, rich boy. My TV doesn't get the news.

#178
Just The Bible Channel and some kind of Chinese boxing.

#179
Just The Bible Channel and some kind of Chinese boxing.

#180
Bet you don't know how to play Jiggly Ball.

#181
Bet you don't know how to play Jiggly Ball.

#182
That's because there's no such thing.

#183
I knew you didn't know.

#184
I knew you didn't know.

#185
If I just follow Dr Kelso around for a while,

#186
If I just follow Dr Kelso around for a while,

#187
he'll do something decent.

#188
I'm a master of stealth, I can sneak up on anybody.

#189
I'm a master of stealth, I can sneak up on anybody.

#190
Why are you following me?

#191
Sir, aren't you being a little paranoid?

#192
Sir, aren't you being a little paranoid?

#193
I was in 'Nam. They pulled off my fingernails.

#194
When did you get an earring?

#195
When did you get an earring?

#196
Enid, I'm not cheating on you. This earring is mine.

#197
Enid, I'm not cheating on you. This earring is mine.

#198
See?

#199
It's a hip-hop world, son. Keep up or get out of the way.

#200
It's a hip-hop world, son. Keep up or get out of the way.

#201
I gotta get an earring.

#202
Turk, have you heard of Jiggly Ball?

#203
Turk, have you heard of Jiggly Ball?

#204
It's a game the orderlies made up.

#205
I've heard of it too. It's so awesome that we've both heard of it.

#206
I've heard of it too. It's so awesome that we've both heard of it.

#207
Yes. That... that's awesome.

#208
Yes. That... that's awesome.

#209
Mr Keck. What do you say we get you into surgery

#210
and take care of that hernia?

#211
and take care of that hernia?

#212
I don't know if surgery is necessary.

#213
I don't know if surgery is necessary.

#214
Last night I was in pain, so I went to a free clinic.

#215
The doctor there said surgery wasn't my only option.

#216
Tell him that I won't be second-opinioned

#217
Tell him that I won't be second-opinioned

#218
by a doctor who couldn't carry my jockstrap!

#219
by a doctor who couldn't carry my jockstrap!

#220
- Gimme some! - Here it is.

#221
I think I know this guy.

#222
I think I know this guy.

#223
A cocky black doctor with a white doctor following him

#224
looking at him like he's in love?

#225
looking at him like he's in love?

#226
- You would make a pretty girl. - Yeah.

#227
- You would make a pretty girl. - Yeah.

#228
All right, now repeat after me:

#229
"You can't decide for me, that's not your duty."

#230
"You can't decide for me, that's not your duty."

#231
Are they both trying not to laugh at the word "duty"?

#232
Are they both trying not to laugh at the word "duty"?

#233
Yeah. Hey, Heckle and Jeckle, you know what? No surgery.

#234
- Who the hell is this? - Where are my shoelaces?

#235
- Who the hell is this? - Where are my shoelaces?

#236
I said tell him he had a laxity in the peritoneal wall

#237
and that surgery was unnecessarily invasive. Was that so hard?

#238
and that surgery was unnecessarily invasive. Was that so hard?

#239
Mr Morrison, I understand that one of our interns spent an hour in here

#240
Mr Morrison, I understand that one of our interns spent an hour in here

#241
telling you over and over that you are going to die.

#242
telling you over and over that you are going to die.

#243
I would make him apologise personally,

#244
but I'm having him spend the day checking that countertop's heartbeat.

#245
but I'm having him spend the day checking that countertop's heartbeat.

#246
- Sorry, Mr Morrison. - Keith!

#247
I think Mr Countertop would really appreciate your undivided attention.

#248
I think Mr Countertop would really appreciate your undivided attention.

#249
Now, the hospital is running an experimental drug trial

#250
Now, the hospital is running an experimental drug trial

#251
on a medication that they hope will reduce the size of tumours.

#252
on a medication that they hope will reduce the size of tumours.

#253
And, well, I'm gonna try my hardest to get you in there.

#254
I really appreciate that, sir.

#255
I really appreciate that, sir.

#256
Checking Mr Countertop's heart rate.

#257
Checking Mr Countertop's heart rate.

#258
Memories. Do you know that, once,

#259
Memories. Do you know that, once,

#260
Dr Cox made me give every AC unit in this hospital a Pap smear?

#261
Dr Cox made me give every AC unit in this hospital a Pap smear?

#262
The wacky thing was room 403 did have some yeast issues.

#263
The wacky thing was room 403 did have some yeast issues.

#264
Look, Dr Cox, this intro is killing me. Have you seen Kelso?

#265
Look, Dr Cox, this intro is killing me. Have you seen Kelso?

#266
Nope. But our new patient, Mr Franks, in here is crazy rich,

#267
Nope. But our new patient, Mr Franks, in here is crazy rich,

#268
so I'd imagine Big Bob will be here momentarily

#269
so I'd imagine Big Bob will be here momentarily

#270
to make love to his money clip.

#271
Hi. Bob Kelso.

#272
Hi. Bob Kelso.

#273
Listen up, bozos.

#274
Listen up, bozos.

#275
That gentleman over there is basically a cash pinata

#276
waiting to be whacked open.

#277
waiting to be whacked open.

#278
So how about someone diagnoses him so I can get my candy?

#279
So how about someone diagnoses him so I can get my candy?

#280
I'll be glad to do it, Bob,

#281
if you'll do me a favour and put my patient, Mr Morrison,

#282
if you'll do me a favour and put my patient, Mr Morrison,

#283
- in that experimental drug trial. - Sure, what the hell.

#284
- in that experimental drug trial. - Sure, what the hell.

#285
Deal.

#286
Finally I had something I could say in my speech.

#287
Finally I had something I could say in my speech.

#288
Dr Kelso was an angel.

#289
Dr Kelso was an angel.

#290
Lorraine, the sooner you let me have a look at that rash,

#291
Lorraine, the sooner you let me have a look at that rash,

#292
the sooner we can get you back home.

#293
the sooner we can get you back home.

#294
I mean, back on the street, which is your home.

#295
Hey! "Home, street home," huh?

#296
I'm sorry, Lorraine, that was incredibly insensitive.

#297
I'm sorry, Lorraine, that was incredibly insensitive.

#298
Frick!

#299
So this is where germs are born.

#300
So this is where germs are born.

#301
I cannot believe you told these guys.

#302
She didn't. My patient told me that his clinic doctor

#303
She didn't. My patient told me that his clinic doctor

#304
was this blonde-haired woman who talked in such a high-pitched voice

#305
was this blonde-haired woman who talked in such a high-pitched voice

#306
when she was upset, her words became gibberish.

#307
when she was upset, her words became gibberish.

#308
I do not talk like that.

#309
I'm getting tired of you guys constantly saying...

#310
I'm getting tired of you guys constantly saying...

#311
Elliot, nobody but me can understand you.

#312
(GIBBERISH)

#313
(GIBBERISH)

#314
That's Turk, that's how he is.

#315
You knew she worked here? I can't believe you kept a secret.

#316
You knew she worked here? I can't believe you kept a secret.

#317
Remember your wedding, you sold me out to Turk?

#318
Remember your wedding, you sold me out to Turk?

#319
You showed up drunk at my shower screaming through tears

#320
You showed up drunk at my shower screaming through tears

#321
I'd never be as connected to him as you are.

#322
Turk knew I was joking.

#323
Turk knew I was joking.

#324
We're so emotionally connected.

#325
Nobody respects clinic doctors.

#326
Nobody respects clinic doctors.

#327
I think your hernia patient does.

#328
- I'm not upset about that. - It's obvious you are.

#329
- I'm not upset about that. - It's obvious you are.

#330
It's obvious to me, baby... Turk.

#331
It's obvious to me, baby... Turk.

#332
This isn't great, but it's not like I think about being yelled at by Dr Cox

#333
This isn't great, but it's not like I think about being yelled at by Dr Cox

#334
or playing Jiggly Ball.

#335
How do I not know about this game?

#336
How do I not know about this game?

#337
At this clinic, I practice medicine for people who really need me.

#338
At this clinic, I practice medicine for people who really need me.

#339
I mean, honestly, I feel like I belong here.

#340
Dr Cole got stabbed in the parking lot, and we're out of gauze.

#341
Dr Cole got stabbed in the parking lot, and we're out of gauze.

#342
- Is it cool if I take lunch? - This place is crushing my soul.

#343
- Is it cool if I take lunch? - This place is crushing my soul.

#344
Can you believe Elliot's working in a free clinic?

#345
Can you believe Elliot's working in a free clinic?

#346
- Who? - Dr Reid?

#347
I'm sorry, that's just not ringing a bell.

#348
She and J.D. Used to sleep together.

#349
She and J.D. Used to sleep together.

#350
- J.D? - That's not even funny.

#351
- J.D? - That's not even funny.

#352
Priscilla, I honestly, on my mother's grave,

#353
thought your real name was Carol.

#354
thought your real name was Carol.

#355
Whoa, whoa. You wanna hear a weird coincidence?

#356
Whoa, whoa. You wanna hear a weird coincidence?

#357
The pathology just came back on Dr Kelso's rich patient.

#358
He has the same brain tumour as your guy, Mr Morrison.

#359
He has the same brain tumour as your guy, Mr Morrison.

#360
I don't know why we were running,

#361
because I think we both knew that we couldn't change anything.

#362
because I think we both knew that we couldn't change anything.

#363
Given a choice between a rich guy and a poor guy,

#364
Given a choice between a rich guy and a poor guy,

#365
it was pretty obvious who Bob Kelso would put in the drug trial,

#366
it was pretty obvious who Bob Kelso would put in the drug trial,

#367
and who he'd leave behind.

#368
Another banner day at Sacred Heart.

#369
Another banner day at Sacred Heart.

#370
A best friend stuck in a crappy job...

#371
... a nice guy slowly dying without a fighting chance.

#372
... a nice guy slowly dying without a fighting chance.

#373
It's a wonder how anyone can walk out of this place

#374
It's a wonder how anyone can walk out of this place

#375
with a smile on their face.

#376
We have to help Elliot get her job back.

#377
There's no money to hire another attending.

#378
There's no money to hire another attending.

#379
Maybe, though. Dr Bailey was fired last night.

#380
Maybe, though. Dr Bailey was fired last night.

#381
Why?

#382
For this procedure, I'm going to have to numb you.

#383
For this procedure, I'm going to have to numb you.

#384
- You know, in Dr Bailey's defence... - No, no, no, no.

#385
- You know, in Dr Bailey's defence... - No, no, no, no.

#386
- There have been times... - No.

#387
So anyways, we figured if I offered to do the nursing schedules,

#388
So anyways, we figured if I offered to do the nursing schedules,

#389
and these guys volunteered to do shifts at the clinic,

#390
and these guys volunteered to do shifts at the clinic,

#391
- Kelso might give you your job back. - No, thanks.

#392
- Kelso might give you your job back. - No, thanks.

#393
Why?

#394
I can't do your paperwork, I am swamped!

#395
I got you your job back.

#396
I got you your job back.

#397
I am not giving you my last Tater Tot!

#398
I am not giving you my last Tater Tot!

#399
I got you your job back.

#400
I don't care if they're able to attach one person's limbs

#401
I don't care if they're able to attach one person's limbs

#402
onto another's body, I am not giving you my hands!

#403
onto another's body, I am not giving you my hands!

#404
Job back!

#405
Just a beautiful film. Beautiful.

#406
Just a beautiful film. Beautiful.

#407
Corn?

#408
Oh, let me help you. Let me... I got you. Here you go.

#409
Oh, let me help you. Let me... I got you. Here you go.

#410
You're tickling your hands. Stop! You're tickling your hands.

#411
You're tickling your hands. Stop! You're tickling your hands.

#412
- Buttery. - OK, keep going.

#413
- Buttery. - OK, keep going.

#414
I enjoy it, actually.

#415
Two and a half years away from chest hands.

#416
Two and a half years away from chest hands.

#417
I have to handle this on my own, OK?

#418
See? These are chest hands.

#419
- That's what I'm talkin' about. - 'Course, yours would be brown.

#420
- That's what I'm talkin' about. - 'Course, yours would be brown.

#421
The next day started poorly.

#422
I had eight hours until Kelso's awards dinner,

#423
I had eight hours until Kelso's awards dinner,

#424
and someone was boxing me out.

#425
Hey, Bob, I need to talk to you about my drug trial patient.

#426
Hey, Bob, I need to talk to you about my drug trial patient.

#427
We lost him, Newbie.

#428
Bob? I can see you.

#429
Bob? I can see you.

#430
For God's sake, you're three-dimensional.

#431
It's true, Mr Keck, you could probably get by without the surgery.

#432
It's true, Mr Keck, you could probably get by without the surgery.

#433
But why would you? I'm the smartest, most skilled surgeon in this place.

#434
But why would you? I'm the smartest, most skilled surgeon in this place.

#435
You stuck in that candy machine?

#436
I paid for my Rolos, I'm getting my Rolos.

#437
I paid for my Rolos, I'm getting my Rolos.

#438
Nice! Why aren't you mocking him?

#439
I dropped a quarter in here.

#440
Guys, listen, we really need to help Elliot.

#441
Guys, listen, we really need to help Elliot.

#442
She doesn't want help.

#443
If J.D. Were drowning and said he didn't want you to save him,

#444
If J.D. Were drowning and said he didn't want you to save him,

#445
- wouldn't you? - Depends.

#446
- wouldn't you? - Depends.

#447
What if there're hot chicks?

#448
Maybe he wants one of them to save him.

#449
Maybe he wants one of them to save him.

#450
- Say there's no women. - There's always women at the pool!

#451
- He's in a pond. - I would never swim in a pond.

#452
- They're infamous for serpents. - You could swim at the Y,

#453
- They're infamous for serpents. - You could swim at the Y,

#454
- men only. - Have you been on man night?

#455
- men only. - Have you been on man night?

#456
- Not me. - Fine!

#457
- Turk's the one who's drowning! - So now a brother can't swim.

#458
- Turk's the one who's drowning! - So now a brother can't swim.

#459
- Why do you have to go there? - Oh, my God!

#460
I would rather play Jiggly Ball than try to explain this

#461
I would rather play Jiggly Ball than try to explain this

#462
to you two idiots.

#463
She's the idiot. We're doctors.

#464
She's the idiot. We're doctors.

#465
Bob, I'm physically touching your arm now.

#466
Bob, I'm physically touching your arm now.

#467
Oh, come on, I know you're here.

#468
Oh, come on, I know you're here.

#469
Oh, hi, Perry! What can I do for you?

#470
Oh, hi, Perry! What can I do for you?

#471
I just wanted to introduce you to our chief of medicine.

#472
I just wanted to introduce you to our chief of medicine.

#473
Sir, I can't tell you how well everyone's treating me.

#474
Sir, I can't tell you how well everyone's treating me.

#475
That's what we're here for.

#476
You forgot to tell him you were bumping him from the trial.

#477
You forgot to tell him you were bumping him from the trial.

#478
- I've got work to do, Perry. - You're not going anywhere.

#479
- I've got work to do, Perry. - You're not going anywhere.

#480
(METALLIC POUNDING)

#481
(METALLIC POUNDING)

#482
You hearin' that?

#483
You hearin' that?

#484
(METALLIC POUNDING)

#485
What kinda glass is this?

#486
What kinda glass is this?

#487
There was one spot open in the study.

#488
I gave it to the rich guy because with the money he's donating,

#489
I gave it to the rich guy because with the money he's donating,

#490
I can reopen the prenatal unit.

#491
I can reopen the prenatal unit.

#492
What really bothers me is that you can look in there at John Morrison,

#493
What really bothers me is that you can look in there at John Morrison,

#494
a guy you essentially gave a death sentence to...

#495
a guy you essentially gave a death sentence to...

#496
...and just not care.

#497
It's not my job to care, Perry.

#498
It's not my job to care, Perry.

#499
- Can I talk to you for a second? - No. I'm busy cleaning.

#500
That one always kills.

#501
That one always kills.

#502
Remember when I told you I'd never heard of Jiggly Ball?

#503
Remember when I told you I'd never heard of Jiggly Ball?

#504
I was joking. I play it all the time.

#505
I like this. It's an idiot handle.

#506
I like this. It's an idiot handle.

#507
Get off.

#508
Get off.

#509
We're heading out now to play some Jiggly Ball.

#510
- Are you in? - Just say no.

#511
- Are you in? - Just say no.

#512
Jiggle me in.

#513
Jiggle me in.

#514
You're gonna go first. Please enter the jiggly circle.

#515
You're gonna go first. Please enter the jiggly circle.

#516
Everybody else, on my signal, prepare to throw.

#517
Everybody else, on my signal, prepare to throw.

#518
- Throw? - Now.

#519
Now, anyone who caught a jiggle rebound

#520
Now, anyone who caught a jiggle rebound

#521
may step up to the death line.

#522
I want you to think of this as a corn muffin.

#523
I want you to think of this as a corn muffin.

#524
There is no such thing as Jiggly Ball, is there?

#525
There is no such thing as Jiggly Ball, is there?

#526
No.

#527
No.

#528
- Good. - Guys, why?

#529
Janitor said if we pretend to know Jiggly Ball,

#530
Janitor said if we pretend to know Jiggly Ball,

#531
- we can throw balls at you. - Couldn't pass it up!

#532
- we can throw balls at you. - Couldn't pass it up!

#533
Got my shift covered!

#534
I could see where it would be funny from the outside the circle.

#535
Hey, Kelso's leaving for his award thing,

#536
so if you want to talk to him about Dr Reid, do it now.

#537
so if you want to talk to him about Dr Reid, do it now.

#538
- I told you guys to leave it alone. - Would you stop being so proud?

#539
- I told you guys to leave it alone. - Would you stop being so proud?

#540
I'm proud? After the wedding, you wouldn't take Turk's name!

#541
I'm proud? After the wedding, you wouldn't take Turk's name!

#542
I use it for official things.

#543
I use it for official things.

#544
Calling you Mrs Turk in the bedroom isn't official.

#545
But it is officially hot!

#546
But it is officially hot!

#547
You freaked when the patient listened to me over you.

#548
You freaked when the patient listened to me over you.

#549
J.D., you let the hospital pummel you with balls

#550
because you were too proud to admit you didn't know Jiggly Ball.

#551
because you were too proud to admit you didn't know Jiggly Ball.

#552
I think there may be something wrong with my spine,

#553
I think there may be something wrong with my spine,

#554
because I'm not doing that.

#555
Elliot, look, we just care about you.

#556
Elliot, look, we just care about you.

#557
Yeah, well, don't worry about it. I'll get back on top on my own.

#558
Yeah, well, don't worry about it. I'll get back on top on my own.

#559
Chop-chop, Dorian.

#560
Chop-chop, Dorian.

#561
Even though I had no clue what I was gonna say,

#562
Elliot's attitude inspired me to go introduce the hell out of Bob Kelso.

#563
Elliot's attitude inspired me to go introduce the hell out of Bob Kelso.

#564
Elliot's attitude inspired me to go introduce the hell out of Bob Kelso.

#565
Ladies and gentlemen, Dr Bob Kelso is a...

#566
Thank you, Dr Dorian.

#567
Thank you, Dr Dorian.

#568
Thank you so much for this award.

#569
Thank you so much for this award.

#570
Delighted to see you all...

#571
Did I say he wanted a long introduction?

#572
Did I say he wanted a long introduction?

#573
Because Kelso just... he just likes when people say his name.

#574
Because Kelso just... he just likes when people say his name.

#575
Hope you didn't obsess too much about that, Newbie.

#576
Hope you didn't obsess too much about that, Newbie.

#577
Over the next few weeks, I couldn't help thinking

#578
Over the next few weeks, I couldn't help thinking

#579
about what I had planned to say in my speech.

#580
About how pride defines who we are.

#581
About how pride defines who we are.

#582
This guy has an STD,

#583
This guy has an STD,

#584
and he definitely doesn't want his wife to find out.

#585
Crap.

#586
Crap.

#587
As far as Bob Kelso goes,

#588
I know sometimes even the good things he does are for the wrong reasons.

#589
I know sometimes even the good things he does are for the wrong reasons.

#590
I'd like everyone to welcome back Dr Reid.

#591
I'd like everyone to welcome back Dr Reid.

#592
I also know that I wouldn't want to have to make any of the decisions

#593
I also know that I wouldn't want to have to make any of the decisions

#594
that he makes.

#595
But when all is said and done,

#596
I'd like to think he does care a little...

#597
..even if he's too proud to show it.

#598
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