Scrubs

Season 5, Episode 6 — My Missed Perception

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#1
Since my scooter was in the shop, I didn't know how I'd get to work,
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#2
Since my scooter was in the shop, I didn't know how I'd get to work,
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#3
but luckily, my neighbour, Ronald, lent me his ride.
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#4
but luckily, my neighbour, Ronald, lent me his ride.
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#5
Ronald's six.
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#6
But I still got there in time to steal the guard's Arts & Leisure section.
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#7
But I still got there in time to steal the guard's Arts & Leisure section.
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#8
Hello!
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#9
Hello!
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#10
Around here, everyone has some sort of morning ritual.
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#11
Around here, everyone has some sort of morning ritual.
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#12
Getting help on the word jumble from your dyslexic tracheotomy patient...
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#13
Getting help on the word jumble from your dyslexic tracheotomy patient...
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#14
T-P-I-P-O-E.
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#15
Pot pie.
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#16
Save your voice, Marsha. Save it.
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#17
Save your voice, Marsha. Save it.
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#18
Cursing out an innocent orderly over a stolen physical therapy tub...
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#19
Cursing out an innocent orderly over a stolen physical therapy tub...
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#20
Damn it, you better find it! Physical therapy tubs don't disappear!
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#21
Damn it, you better find it! Physical therapy tubs don't disappear!
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#22
Or, for some, just a relaxing afternoon soak on the roof.
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#23
Or, for some, just a relaxing afternoon soak on the roof.
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#24
Come on. Let me in. This totally covers my boys.
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#25
Come on. Let me in. This totally covers my boys.
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#26
Try and get in here in that thing, I'll give you a four-storey atomic wedgie.
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#27
Try and get in here in that thing, I'll give you a four-storey atomic wedgie.
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#28
My eyes!
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#29
My eyes!
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#30
Yeah, it hurt.
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#31
Yeah, it hurt.
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#32
But when you accept the keys to the hog,
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#33
you become a lifetime member of the danger club.
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#34
you become a lifetime member of the danger club.
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#35
Excuse me, fine ladies,
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#36
Excuse me, fine ladies,
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#37
but I've got lives to save.
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#38
but I've got lives to save.
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#39
- Ronald's gonna be mad. - He's six.
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#40
- What's he gonna do? Kick my ass? - Again?
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#41
- What's he gonna do? Kick my ass? - Again?
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#42
Check this chart. Guy says he's been in pain for three months.
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#43
Check this chart. Guy says he's been in pain for three months.
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#44
For doctors, pain is complicated.
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#45
Every patient handles it differently, depending on their race...
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#46
Every patient handles it differently, depending on their race...
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#47
Does what hurt?
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#48
Does what hurt?
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#49
... gender...
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#50
I just bit the inside of my lip.
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#51
Nothing has ever hurt so badly!
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#52
... or even their sex life.
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#53
... or even their sex life.
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#54
Oh, yeah! That feels good!
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#55
Oh, yeah! That feels good!
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#56
Since there's no way to truly gauge how much pain someone's in,
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#57
we have to rely on an archaic chart.
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#58
we have to rely on an archaic chart.
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#59
Mr Peele, you're about a seven on the pain chart.
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#60
Mr Peele, you're about a seven on the pain chart.
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#61
Yep, you're a seven.
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#62
Yep, you're a seven.
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#63
What's a 10?
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#64
That's a 10.
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#65
(theme song)
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#66
(theme song)
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#67
After four years,
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#68
I'm comfortable helping myself to the nurses' muffin basket.
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#69
I'm comfortable helping myself to the nurses' muffin basket.
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#70
Blueberry-cran-carrot-zucchini poppy-seed-chocolate-chip.
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#71
Blueberry-cran-carrot-zucchini poppy-seed-chocolate-chip.
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#72
All right, everybody.
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#73
Last one here has to do a double shift this weekend!
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#74
Last one here has to do a double shift this weekend!
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#75
Keith, you just lost your weekend.
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#76
Keith, you just lost your weekend.
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#77
What? I totally beat Lisa!
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#78
Call that androgynous husband
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#79
Call that androgynous husband
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#80
and tell him or her you're mine this weekend.
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#81
But I feel like I edged out James.
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#82
But I feel like I edged out James.
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#83
We're not clear on the ground rules.
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#84
We're not clear on the ground rules.
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#85
The last one to touch my face. I'm not gonna like that.
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#86
The last one to touch my bot... No, that's illegal.
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#87
The last one to touch my bot... No, that's illegal.
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#88
I'll just e-mail everyone. That's what I'll do.
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#89
I'll just e-mail everyone. That's what I'll do.
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#90
In this day, that's what you do. OK, over here.
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#91
Guys, Mr Jenkins spent all night without being treated.
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#92
Guys, Mr Jenkins spent all night without being treated.
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#93
Now, I know he's homeless
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#94
Now, I know he's homeless
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#95
and smells like an obese man's two-sie.
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#96
- Hey! - Sorry, thought you were dozing.
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#97
- Hey! - Sorry, thought you were dozing.
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#98
The thing is, it doesn't matter if he's homeless or some senile racist...
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#99
The thing is, it doesn't matter if he's homeless or some senile racist...
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#100
- Which people do I hate again? - Immigrants, Mr Bursick.
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#101
- Which people do I hate again? - Immigrants, Mr Bursick.
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#102
You hate all immigrants.
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#103
- And why do I hate? - I don't have time, Mr Bursick.
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#104
- And why do I hate? - I don't have time, Mr Bursick.
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#105
Guys, if I give you a patient,
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#106
Guys, if I give you a patient,
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#107
I expect you to work your butts off for him.
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#108
I expect you to work your butts off for him.
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#109
And P.S., Mr Jenkins is a Vietnam vet.
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#110
And P.S., Mr Jenkins is a Vietnam vet.
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#111
So let's take care of him like he took care of our nation.
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#112
So let's take care of him like he took care of our nation.
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#113
Get out of here!
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#114
That's how you light a fire under their butts. Some inspiration!
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#115
That's how you light a fire under their butts. Some inspiration!
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#116
Too much talking, too much talking, too much talking, too much talking.
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#117
Too much talking, too much talking, too much talking, too much talking.
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#118
Why did you order a BMP test on my patient, Mrs Wilk, last night?
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#119
Why did you order a BMP test on my patient, Mrs Wilk, last night?
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#120
Why did you order a BMP test on my patient, Mrs Wilk, last night?
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#121
- Because she's my patient. - Interesting,
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#122
- seeing as I admitted her. - And I treated her last night.
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#123
- seeing as I admitted her. - And I treated her last night.
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#124
- Dr Dorian, why do I hate all? - They're stealing all of our jobs.
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#125
- Dr Dorian, why do I hate all? - They're stealing all of our jobs.
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#126
- Dr Dorian, why do I hate all? - They're stealing all of our jobs.
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#127
Stealing all of our jobs.
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#128
Perry, we spent an equal amount of time with Mrs Wilk.
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#129
Perry, we spent an equal amount of time with Mrs Wilk.
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#130
Seeing as we're both attendings, i.e. "equals,"
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#131
Seeing as we're both attendings, i.e. "equals,"
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#132
why don't we let her decide who her doctor is, huh?
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#133
Or we could skip the day trip to Unnecessary-land,
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#134
Or we could skip the day trip to Unnecessary-land,
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#135
Or we could skip the day trip to Unnecessary-land,
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#136
and instead, simply concede that Mrs Wilk is my patient
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#137
and instead, simply concede that Mrs Wilk is my patient
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#138
and that, while we are both attendings, we are in no way equals.
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#139
and that, while we are both attendings, we are in no way equals.
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#140
We are, in fact, not equals. We are... unequals.
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#141
We are, in fact, not equals. We are... unequals.
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#142
- I choose Dr Dorian. - Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
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#143
I don't even believe it! I don't believe it-lieve it-lieve it!
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#144
I don't even believe it! I don't believe it-lieve it-lieve it!
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#145
Yes! I'm shaking! Look at this! It's crazy-talk!
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#146
Yes! I'm shaking! Look at this! It's crazy-talk!
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#147
He played hearts with me all night.
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#148
You're a very strange man, aren't you?
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#149
I was a preemie.
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#150
I was a preemie.
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#151
Mr Peele, I have run every test,
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#152
and I cannot find any medical reason for your pain.
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#153
and I cannot find any medical reason for your pain.
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#154
Then Elliot did what every good doctor does when they're truly stumped.
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#155
Then Elliot did what every good doctor does when they're truly stumped.
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#156
- She pawned him off. - I've called a surgical consult.
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#157
- She pawned him off. - I've called a surgical consult.
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#158
Help has arrived! Help has arrived.
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#159
Help has arrived! Help has arrived.
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#160
Turkelton.
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#161
And then Turk said what every surgeon says when he's not sure what to do.
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#162
And then Turk said what every surgeon says when he's not sure what to do.
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#163
Mind if I slice you open?
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#164
Mind if I slice you open?
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#165
Uncool!
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#166
Uncool!
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#167
OK, listen up, everyone!
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#168
OK, listen up, everyone!
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#169
I'm sure you all got the flier I made reminding everyone of the staff picture.
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#170
I'm sure you all got the flier I made reminding everyone of the staff picture.
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#171
I need to know by a show of hands
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#172
I need to know by a show of hands
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#173
how many of you aren't gonna be able to make it.
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#174
Oh, come on!
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#175
Oh, come on!
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#176
Aren't you guys embarrassed by our last three staff pictures?
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#177
Aren't you guys embarrassed by our last three staff pictures?
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#178
Laverne, I'm gonna need a little of your church enthusiasm to help sell this.
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#179
Laverne, I'm gonna need a little of your church enthusiasm to help sell this.
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#180
Damn it, everyone! We are a family!
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#181
A family, people!
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#182
A family, people!
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#183
- And I know we love each other. - Love's all we've got!
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#184
- And I know we love each other. - Love's all we've got!
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#185
So can't we just take 10 minutes from our day to take a real staff photo?
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#186
So can't we just take 10 minutes from our day to take a real staff photo?
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#187
Yes, we can!
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#188
Yes, we can!
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#189
- Tambourine's a little much. - Carla, I don't photograph well.
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#190
- Tambourine's a little much. - Carla, I don't photograph well.
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#191
On my driver's license, I look like Gary Busey.
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#192
On my driver's license, I look like Gary Busey.
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#193
They say the same thing about me.
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#194
They say the same thing about me.
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#195
See ya later, Elliot.
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#196
See ya later, Elliot.
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#197
I am gonna let Big Bob here give the first excuse.
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#198
I am gonna let Big Bob here give the first excuse.
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#199
- Blah, blah, blah. I'm not doing it. - I'm caught on his collar!
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#200
- Blah, blah, blah. I'm not doing it. - I'm caught on his collar!
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#201
This picture is happening!
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#202
No, it's not.
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#203
Oh, what do you know, mop jock?
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#204
I've predicted a couple things:
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#205
I've predicted a couple things:
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#206
The kitchen fire of '97, the kitchen fire of '98,
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#207
The kitchen fire of '97, the kitchen fire of '98,
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#208
the arson conviction of Luis the cook,
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#209
and the termination of the hospital's "Convicts-to-Cooks" program.
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#210
and the termination of the hospital's "Convicts-to-Cooks" program.
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#211
The bottom line, not gonna happen.
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#212
The bottom line, not gonna happen.
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#213
Not gonna happen! No, not gonna happen!
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#214
Not gonna happen! No, not gonna happen!
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#215
Not gonna happ...
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#216
Not gonna happ...
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#217
By the way, I... I won't be at the picture either.
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#218
By the way, I... I won't be at the picture either.
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#219
You'll be there. You'll all be there.
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#220
You'll be there. You'll all be there.
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#221
Hello!
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#222
Hello!
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#223
If you're wondering what a "Thank you for being my doctor" card looks like,
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#224
If you're wondering what a "Thank you for being my doctor" card looks like,
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#225
it looks a little something like this.
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#226
"Happy anniversary, gals"?
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#227
"Happy anniversary, gals"?
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#228
Oops. This one's for my Aunt Judy and her lady friend.
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#229
Oops. This one's for my Aunt Judy and her lady friend.
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#230
- Must've grabbed the wrong card. - Newbie...
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#231
Right, your imaginary warning light. Don't be mad, Perry.
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#232
Right, your imaginary warning light. Don't be mad, Perry.
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#233
This day was bound to come. I've studied you.
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#234
This day was bound to come. I've studied you.
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#235
I've taken your best qualities and my best,
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#236
I've taken your best qualities and my best,
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#237
and I've combined them into something even better.
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#238
Much the way that iced tea and lemonade were joined
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#239
Much the way that iced tea and lemonade were joined
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#240
to become an Arnold Palmer.
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#241
to become an Arnold Palmer.
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#242
Incidentally, has anyone ever done less to become famous?
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#243
I mean, "Yay for me! I mixed two drinks together."
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#244
I mean, "Yay for me! I mixed two drinks together."
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#245
Arnold Palmer is a golfer.
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#246
Arnold Palmer is a golfer.
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#247
I'm sure he has lots of hobbies, Perry. The man's a drink mogul. "Dear..."
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#248
I'm sure he has lots of hobbies, Perry. The man's a drink mogul. "Dear..."
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#249
In a hospital, even the best of moods
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#250
can be ruined simply by somebody handing you a chart.
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#251
can be ruined simply by somebody handing you a chart.
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#252
Do you have any family, Mrs Wilk?
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#253
No. I was married twice. Divorced one, the other died.
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#254
No. I was married twice. Divorced one, the other died.
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#255
No. I was married twice. Divorced one, the other died.
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#256
Wrong one died.
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#257
Look, Mrs Wilk, you have something called systemic amyloidosis.
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#258
Look, Mrs Wilk, you have something called systemic amyloidosis.
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#259
Look, Mrs Wilk, you have something called systemic amyloidosis.
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#260
Now, it's in your liver now, but it'll eventually shut down all your organs.
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#261
Now, it's in your liver now, but it'll eventually shut down all your organs.
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#262
There is a treatment, but it's very invasive and, at best,
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#263
There is a treatment, but it's very invasive and, at best,
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#264
it'll just give you a little more time.
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#265
it'll just give you a little more time.
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#266
- Well, I've had a great life, so... - Say no more.
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#267
I'm gonna take amazing care of you.
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#268
OK.
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#269
- How's it going today? - Crappy.
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#270
- How's it going today? - Crappy.
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#271
I had to tell an old lady she's dying. You?
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#272
OK. Elliot turfed this chronic pain patient to me.
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#273
OK. Elliot turfed this chronic pain patient to me.
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#274
I have no idea what's wrong, so I have to do exploratory surgery.
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#275
I have no idea what's wrong, so I have to do exploratory surgery.
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#276
I always wondered what exploratory surgery was like.
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#277
I always wondered what exploratory surgery was like.
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#278
I've made the first incision.
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#279
I've made the first incision.
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#280
I'm going in.
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#281
Nurse, hat!
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#282
Colon. Why'd it have to be the colon?
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#283
Colon. Why'd it have to be the colon?
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#284
Removing the golden tumour.
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#285
Ladies...
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#286
They knew the risks.
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#287
They knew the risks.
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#288
Watch out for colon darts.
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#289
Where's the donut truck?
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#290
Where's the donut truck?
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#291
I got paged there was a donut truck out here.
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#292
I got paged there was a handbag sale.
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#293
I got paged there was a handbag sale.
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#294
Where's the booby-touching booth?
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#295
Weird. Like everyone was lured by the thing they want most.
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#296
Weird. Like everyone was lured by the thing they want most.
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#297
Hey, you're not getting your ass kicked.
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#298
Hey, you're not getting your ass kicked.
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#299
Hold the phone! Look!
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#300
Hold the phone! Look!
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#301
Bleachers!
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#302
Ladder!
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#303
Ladder!
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#304
Bucket of combs!
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#305
She's trying to take the picture. Scatter!
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#306
She's trying to take the picture. Scatter!
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#307
Nobody move! Laverne, door!
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#308
Nobody's getting past here, baby!
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#309
Nobody's getting past here, baby!
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#310
OK, everybody. One, two...
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#311
And three.
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#312
And three.
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#313
What are you doing here?
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#314
Mrs Wilk was asking me questions
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#315
that I actually thought would be best answered by you.
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#316
that I actually thought would be best answered by you.
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#317
Why did that sweaty attorney ask me if my affairs were in order?
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#318
Why did that sweaty attorney ask me if my affairs were in order?
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#319
Because I wanted to make sure that you're as comfortable as possible.
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#320
Because I wanted to make sure that you're as comfortable as possible.
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#321
- As comfortable as possible? For what? - I'm going to sit for this.
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#322
- As comfortable as possible? For what? - I'm going to sit for this.
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#323
For the place that you're going.
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#324
The big puffy clouds, bright lights, all your old friends...
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#325
The big puffy clouds, bright lights, all your old friends...
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#326
The big puffy clouds, bright lights, all your old friends...
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#327
- Seattle? - No, no, no. Not Seattle.
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#328
The... You know, the "dying peacefully" place.
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#329
The... You know, the "dying peacefully" place.
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#330
- What are you talking about? - Now, I'm going to stand.
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#331
- What are you talking about? - Now, I'm going to stand.
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#332
This morning, you told me you'd had a great life.
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#333
Exactly. And I'd like to continue it.
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#334
Exactly. And I'd like to continue it.
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#335
This is just a misunderstanding. Sorry. Tell her it's a misunderstanding.
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#336
This is just a misunderstanding. Sorry. Tell her it's a misunderstanding.
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#337
He's tried to kill before.
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#338
He's tried to kill before.
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#339
In a hospital, the words "I'm sorry" can mean a lot of different things.
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#340
In a hospital, the words "I'm sorry" can mean a lot of different things.
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#341
So, the surgery went fine.
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#342
So, the surgery went fine.
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#343
Unfortunately, I didn't find any medical reason for your pain.
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#344
Unfortunately, I didn't find any medical reason for your pain.
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#345
It can mean, "I'm giving up on you."
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#346
I'm sorry.
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#347
It can mean you're not sorry at all.
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#348
It can mean you're not sorry at all.
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#349
Sorry your picture didn't come out.
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#350
Sorry your picture didn't come out.
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#351
Yeah.
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#352
And, sometimes, "I'm sorry" can mean your services are no longer needed.
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#353
And, sometimes, "I'm sorry" can mean your services are no longer needed.
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#354
I'm sorry, Dr Dorian.
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#355
So you gave her the old death sentence, did ya?
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#356
So you gave her the old death sentence, did ya?
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#357
In the business, we call that a rookie mistake, but thanks for playing.
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#358
In the business, we call that a rookie mistake, but thanks for playing.
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#359
Who the hell's responsible for this?
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#360
Not even my giant mouthful of apple-pear-orange-banana-cherry-berry
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#361
Not even my giant mouthful of apple-pear-orange-banana-cherry-berry
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#362
could lift my depression about losing my patient.
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#363
could lift my depression about losing my patient.
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#364
Hand over your stethoscope.
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#365
What?
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#366
In victory, I get your stethoscope. It's a trophy.
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#367
Back in olden times, I'd have made a necklace out of your teeth.
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#368
I find this highly unprofessional.
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#369
I find this highly unprofessional.
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#370
Now, I'm going to check on Mr Jenkins, your war hero.
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#371
Now, I'm going to check on Mr Jenkins, your war hero.
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#372
I feel he, too, deserves a competent doctor.
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#373
I feel he, too, deserves a competent doctor.
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#374
In fact, I'm gonna take all of your patients.
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#375
And consequently,
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#376
And consequently,
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#377
your only reason for getting out of that lacy, over-pillowed,
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#378
four-poster virgin cocoon you call a bed every morning.
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#379
Gotta get Mrs Wilk back.
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#380
Who gave her a shade remote?
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#381
I didn't even know we had shade remotes.
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#382
I didn't even know we had shade remotes.
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#383
Either your picture didn't come out, or we're full of vampire doctors.
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#384
Either your picture didn't come out, or we're full of vampire doctors.
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#385
Vampire doctors? How did he hear about my screenplay?
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#386
Vampire doctors? How did he hear about my screenplay?
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#387
I don't know why you did it, but I know it was you.
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#388
I don't know why you did it, but I know it was you.
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#389
- How? - Because it's always you.
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#390
It's not always me!
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#391
It's not always me!
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#392
Who the hell put tiny wheels on my shoes?
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#393
Who the hell put tiny wheels on my shoes?
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#394
That's his fault. He took a nap in the lounge.
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#395
Why would you ruin this for me? I didn't even ask you to be there!
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#396
Why would you ruin this for me? I didn't even ask you to be there!
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#397
Imagine that.
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#398
I've been here 13 years, and I don't rate as part of the family.
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#399
I've been here 13 years, and I don't rate as part of the family.
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#400
Did you want to be in the picture?
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#401
No. It's just... I don't... Who... It's...
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#402
No. It's just... I don't... Who... It's...
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#403
I gotta go.
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#404
I actually love these.
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#405
I actually love these.
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#406
Miss Brooks, your blood work looks fine.
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#407
Miss Brooks, your blood work looks fine.
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#408
But I'd like to take one more sample, just for me.
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#409
But I'd like to take one more sample, just for me.
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#410
You taste a little anaemic. Get that down to the lab, buddy.
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#411
You taste a little anaemic. Get that down to the lab, buddy.
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#412
- Right away, Dr Acula. - It's what they call me.
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#413
- Right away, Dr Acula. - It's what they call me.
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#414
How you doing?
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#415
The end.
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#416
So Dr Acula is a doctor and a vampire?
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#417
So Dr Acula is a doctor and a vampire?
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#418
He's both. And at the very end,
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#419
He's both. And at the very end,
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#420
I'm gonna put "Dr Acula" across the screen,
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#421
I'm gonna put "Dr Acula" across the screen,
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#422
take that period, get it out of there,
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#423
squish it together, it'll say "Dracula."
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#424
squish it together, it'll say "Dracula."
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#425
That is an awesome ending!
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#426
That is an awesome ending!
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#427
Thank you for telling me what I already know, Turk.
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#428
Frick! It's Mrs Peele! One of us has to talk to her.
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#429
Frick! It's Mrs Peele! One of us has to talk to her.
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#430
First one to chug their Slushee is off the hook. Come on! Here we go!
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#431
First one to chug their Slushee is off the hook. Come on! Here we go!
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#432
Brain freeze!
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#433
Brain freeze!
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#434
Why is my husband being discharged?
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#435
Look, Mrs Peele, we really could not...
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#436
Look, Mrs Peele, we really could not...
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#437
Turk, come on!
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#438
Turk, come on!
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#439
It's so cold!
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#440
Mrs Peele, even though Dr Turk is incapacitated by his beverage,
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#441
Mrs Peele, even though Dr Turk is incapacitated by his beverage,
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#442
Mrs Peele, even though Dr Turk is incapacitated by his beverage,
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#443
he is a fantastic surgeon.
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#444
And he didn't find anything. And I am a great doctor...
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#445
And he didn't find anything. And I am a great doctor...
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#446
...and I didn't either.
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#447
...and I didn't either.
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#448
Don't you think that maybe the pain could all be in his head?
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#449
Don't you think that maybe the pain could all be in his head?
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#450
Last week, we were all watching TV
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#451
Last week, we were all watching TV
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#452
and he was in too much pain to get up and use the bathroom,
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#453
so he soiled himself on the couch right in front of our son.
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#454
so he soiled himself on the couch right in front of our son.
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#455
How do you explain that?
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#456
Maybe there was a good game on television.
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#457
Probably not.
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#458
My screenplay!
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#459
My screenplay!
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#460
Hey, sport!
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#461
You just lit your pipe on my title page.
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#462
I heard Mrs Wilk gave you the axe.
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#463
I heard Mrs Wilk gave you the axe.
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#464
She said, "I've led a great life,"
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#465
She said, "I've led a great life,"
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#466
and every doctor knows that's code for "I'm ready to die."
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#467
How old do you think I am, Dorian?
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#468
How old do you think I am, Dorian?
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#469
There's no way to answer and not get in trouble. Change the subject.
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#470
There's no way to answer and not get in trouble. Change the subject.
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#471
Sir, I would be honoured if you and Enid would join me on Sunday
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#472
Sir, I would be honoured if you and Enid would join me on Sunday
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#473
for some homemade jambalaya.
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#474
Well, it would be good for Enid to get out of the house.
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#475
Well, it would be good for Enid to get out of the house.
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#476
My God! He's thinking about it. Change the subject back!
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#477
My God! He's thinking about it. Change the subject back!
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#478
You're 78, sir.
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#479
You're 78, sir.
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#480
- You think I'm that old? - Jambalaya.
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#481
- I'm 57, numbnuts. - Really?
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#482
- I'm 57, numbnuts. - Really?
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#483
- I know they say 57 is the new 40... - Who?
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#484
- I know they say 57 is the new 40... - Who?
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#485
...but it seems all people see when they look in my direction is some old guy.
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#486
...but it seems all people see when they look in my direction is some old guy.
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#487
I was in the mall hanging out at Brookstone
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#488
and some kid asked me if I was lost.
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#489
Brookstone. Were you looking for gadgets, sir?
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#490
Brookstone. Were you looking for gadgets, sir?
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#491
If that's what you call trolling for mall ass, then yeah.
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#492
If that's what you call trolling for mall ass, then yeah.
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#493
The point is, you think Mrs Wilk is old enough to die.
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#494
The point is, you think Mrs Wilk is old enough to die.
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#495
I'm betting she doesn't agree.
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#496
How am I supposed to know the Janitor has feelings?
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#497
How am I supposed to know the Janitor has feelings?
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#498
We should've believed Mr Peele.
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#499
It's not like somebody poos their pants for no reason.
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#500
It's not like somebody poos their pants for no reason.
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#501
- Turk did that in college on a bet. - Carla did not know that story.
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#502
- Turk did that in college on a bet. - Carla did not know that story.
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#503
Thank you.
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#504
Sometimes when you're feeling guilty, it's a storm cloud over your head.
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#505
Sometimes when you're feeling guilty, it's a storm cloud over your head.
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#506
I knew there was only one way to make the guilt storm go away.
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#507
I knew there was only one way to make the guilt storm go away.
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#508
Mrs Wilk, I'm sorry.
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#509
Mrs Wilk, I'm sorry.
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#510
Mrs Wilk, I just wanted to say I was wrong
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#511
Mrs Wilk, I just wanted to say I was wrong
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#512
to think you wouldn't want to try every possible treatment there is
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#513
to think you wouldn't want to try every possible treatment there is
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#514
to avoid, you know...
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#515
...the place with...
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#516
...the place with...
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#517
You know, there's clouds and the Space Needle...
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#518
You know, there's clouds and the Space Needle...
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#519
Seattle.
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#520
Yes, you were.
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#521
Yes, you were.
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#522
But thank you.
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#523
You're welcome.
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#524
You got a lot of pluck for an older gal.
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#525
You got a lot of pluck for an older gal.
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#526
How old do you think I am?
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#527
Jambalaya!
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#528
Jambalaya!
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#529
There are a lot of ways to make amends.
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#530
It can be as simple as including someone...
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#531
It can be as simple as including someone...
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#532
Hey.
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#533
I want you to be in the picture.
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#534
- I thought you were trying to kill me. - I fought the urge.
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#535
- OK. - Thanks.
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#536
... or as complicated as committing to a difficult journey.
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#537
... or as complicated as committing to a difficult journey.
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#538
Mr Peele, we believe your pain's real.
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#539
Mr Peele, we believe your pain's real.
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#540
And you're not going anywhere until we figure it out.
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#541
And you're not going anywhere until we figure it out.
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#542
Thank you.
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#543
The important thing is to regain the respect of your peers.
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#544
The important thing is to regain the respect of your peers.
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#545
Say, Newbie, I... I gotta hand it to you.
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#546
Say, Newbie, I... I gotta hand it to you.
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#547
It took the heart of a lion to apologise to Mrs Wilk like that.
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#548
Thank you.
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#549
Thank you.
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#550
It took the incompetence of a bewildered jackass
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#551
to make that error to begin with.
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#552
to make that error to begin with.
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#553
You never make assumptions based on your own perceptions.
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#554
You never make assumptions based on your own perceptions.
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#555
- Just never do it. - Really?
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#556
You've been spending time treating my guy, Mr Jenkins?
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#557
You've been spending time treating my guy, Mr Jenkins?
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#558
He's a veteran. He deserves as much.
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#559
He's just a homeless guy.
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#560
He's just a homeless guy.
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#561
I made up the war veteran story to motivate my boys.
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#562
I made up the war veteran story to motivate my boys.
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#563
But, what are you gonna do?
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#564
Oh, come on. You've gotten me like 100 times.
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#565
Oh, come on. You've gotten me like 100 times.
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#566
I finally got you once. It was bound to happen, right?
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#567
I see your point. Kindly blow it out your ass.
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#568
I see your point. Kindly blow it out your ass.
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#569
- How did you get them to come down? - Fear.
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#570
- How did you get them to come down? - Fear.
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#571
OK, everybody.
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#572
One, two, three!
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#573
One, two, three!
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#574
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