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Season 5, Episode 10 — Her Story II

#1
Behold Julie Quinn.

#2
We fell for each other so swiftly, we decided to buy some property together.

#3
We fell for each other so swiftly, we decided to buy some property together.

#4
And build a deck on it.

#5
And build a deck on it.

#6
To our half acre.

#7
To our half acre.

#8
Hey, look, the Clarks are home.

#9
The Clarks felt if we weren't building a house,

#10
The Clarks felt if we weren't building a house,

#11
we weren't technically their neighbours.

#12
- Hey, Clarks! - Go to hell!

#13
- Hey, Clarks! - Go to hell!

#14
OK. Hey, Buzz! I'm gonna beat you in poker next time.

#15
OK. Hey, Buzz! I'm gonna beat you in poker next time.

#16
The Morgans, on the other side, were friendlier,

#17
The Morgans, on the other side, were friendlier,

#18
but I don't think we're gonna have them over again.

#19
but I don't think we're gonna have them over again.

#20
- Hi. - Y'all are a cute couple.

#21
- Thanks. - You want to buy a baby?

#22
- Thanks. - You want to buy a baby?

#23
- Sweetie? - No.

#24
- Sorry. No, thank you. - I'll throw in a crib.

#25
- Sorry. No, thank you. - I'll throw in a crib.

#26
Throwing in a crib.

#27
It didn't matter. I was happy to look out at my beautiful half acre

#28
It didn't matter. I was happy to look out at my beautiful half acre

#29
with my sweet but klutzy gal.

#30
You OK, buttercup?

#31
You OK, buttercup?

#32
The glass broke in my mouth.

#33
The glass broke in my mouth.

#34
Turk and I discovered a new way to deal with Kelso's bad moods.

#35
Turk and I discovered a new way to deal with Kelso's bad moods.

#36
Damn it. If you can't fill out your patients' insurance forms, then...

#37
Damn it. If you can't fill out your patients' insurance forms, then...

#38
Spoon of peanut butter?

#39
It usually bought us a few minutes of peace,

#40
It usually bought us a few minutes of peace,

#41
but then Carla said something that disturbs every man on God's Earth.

#42
but then Carla said something that disturbs every man on God's Earth.

#43
I just got my period.

#44
This sucks. I've been trying to get pregnant for two months.

#45
- I almost bought a baby yesterday. - What?

#46
Don't tell, in case you want it.

#47
Don't tell, in case you want it.

#48
Nothing.

#49
Don't worry. We'll keep trying.

#50
Don't worry. We'll keep trying.

#51
Remember I read how important it is for the man to have high-protein?

#52
Remember I read how important it is for the man to have high-protein?

#53
Last time, you are not eating ribs while we do it.

#54
Last time, you are not eating ribs while we do it.

#55
You don't let me have no fun!

#56
I'm not gonna have a kid until that genetic technology is available.

#57
I'm not gonna have a kid until that genetic technology is available.

#58
You wanna pick the sex and eye colour?

#59
No. Gills. When that day comes,

#60
No. Gills. When that day comes,

#61
goodbye hospital, hello father-son treasure hunting.

#62
goodbye hospital, hello father-son treasure hunting.

#63
Wow. Well, you better get cracking. What are you, like, 45?

#64
Wow. Well, you better get cracking. What are you, like, 45?

#65
Forty-three. I know I look little older,

#66
but that's 'cause I drink, smoke, work with chemicals, sleep on my face.

#67
but that's 'cause I drink, smoke, work with chemicals, sleep on my face.

#68
- No hard feelings? OK. - All right.

#69
- No hard feelings? OK. - All right.

#70
I swear on my unborn fish-boy's life, she will pay.

#71
I swear on my unborn fish-boy's life, she will pay.

#72
I need some milk.

#73
I need some milk.

#74
- Yo, Glassman. - What's "Glassman"?

#75
- Yo, Glassman. - What's "Glassman"?

#76
Basketball thing. I'm a great rebounder.

#77
Basketball thing. I'm a great rebounder.

#78
You know who else is a great rebounder? Dr Mickhead.

#79
You know who else is a great rebounder? Dr Mickhead.

#80
- His wife was killed last Saturday. - Hey, guys.

#81
Hey, Mickhead!

#82
Hey, Mickhead!

#83
- Have the police cleared him yet? - He's still a person of interest.

#84
- Have the police cleared him yet? - He's still a person of interest.

#85
There was sexual energy everywhere.

#86
There was sexual energy everywhere.

#87
For the women, it was due to the dashing new gynaecologist, Dr Matthews.

#88
For the women, it was due to the dashing new gynaecologist, Dr Matthews.

#89
Jordan, why would you need seven Pap smears in one month?

#90
Jordan, why would you need seven Pap smears in one month?

#91
I got a lot of Pap. Move your head so I can see.

#92
I got a lot of Pap. Move your head so I can see.

#93
And for the men, there was a new, sexy Latina nurse:

#94
And for the men, there was a new, sexy Latina nurse:

#95
Nurse Martinez.

#96
Will you guys stop doing that?

#97
Will you guys stop doing that?

#98
Yep. There was eye candy for all,

#99
and only one thing could upset this delicate balance.

#100
and only one thing could upset this delicate balance.

#101
Wow. She looks like a young Carla.

#102
Wow. She looks like a young Carla.

#103
That's why they call him the Glassman.

#104
That's why they call him the Glassman.

#105
(theme song)

#106
(theme song)

#107
Julie and I overslept,

#108
so we didn't have time for our usual seven solid minutes of lovemaking.

#109
so we didn't have time for our usual seven solid minutes of lovemaking.

#110
We had to fake it.

#111
Oh, yeah! Don't stop!

#112
Oh, yeah! Don't stop!

#113
Pull my hair!

#114
Pull my hair!

#115
Shut up and take it, you stupid bitch!

#116
OK, well, we can stop there. Now it's time to ring the sex gong.

#117
OK, well, we can stop there. Now it's time to ring the sex gong.

#118
OK, well, we can stop there. Now it's time to ring the sex gong.

#119
- What? - Turk and I got sex gongs in Chinatown.

#120
We're supposed to ring when we get lucky.

#121
We're supposed to ring when we get lucky.

#122
Though I don't live with him,

#123
I think that somewhere he hears it and it makes him happy.

#124
I think that somewhere he hears it and it makes him happy.

#125
That's so funny.

#126
That's so funny.

#127
Yeah, buddy! That's my dawg!

#128
Yeah, buddy! That's my dawg!

#129
I hope my gong wasn't too loud. It can be.

#130
I hope my gong wasn't too loud. It can be.

#131
It's a loud gong. I mean, it's like, "Gong."

#132
It's a loud gong. I mean, it's like, "Gong."

#133
I knew you were faking 'cause you didn't say, "Bombs away."

#134
I knew you were faking 'cause you didn't say, "Bombs away."

#135
How could I forget my sexiest move?

#136
How could I forget my sexiest move?

#137
Great. Julie thinks I'm weird and lame...

#138
She likes you. Do yourself a favour and stay out of your head for once.

#139
She likes you. Do yourself a favour and stay out of your head for once.

#140
OK, from this moment on, I am officially out of my head.

#141
OK, from this moment on, I am officially out of my head.

#142
I'm an old hag. I mean look at her. Everything's so tight and perky.

#143
I'm an old hag. I mean look at her. Everything's so tight and perky.

#144
Come on, it's not her fault. Just do what you always do.

#145
Come on, it's not her fault. Just do what you always do.

#146
Turn the other cheek and quietly spread the rumour that she's a guy.

#147
Turn the other cheek and quietly spread the rumour that she's a guy.

#148
Hey, Turk. Guess what?

#149
She's not a guy. And besides, "Young Carla" is a compliment.

#150
She's not a guy. And besides, "Young Carla" is a compliment.

#151
Really? So how would you feel if I said, "Hey, it's Skinny Turk"?

#152
Really? So how would you feel if I said, "Hey, it's Skinny Turk"?

#153
And now his boyfriend will comfort him.

#154
And now his boyfriend will comfort him.

#155
Don't listen to her, Brown Bear. Your body's fierce.

#156
- Is it? - Like Taye Diggs.

#157
Taye Diggs.

#158
Taye Diggs.

#159
Luckily, I had a best friend too.

#160
So, what did "her" name used to be?

#161
So, what did "her" name used to be?

#162
- How about Alberto? - I'll spread the word.

#163
- How about Alberto? - I'll spread the word.

#164
Alberto.

#165
When am I gonna meet Julie?

#166
Do I want her to meet Turk this soon? What if he doesn't like her?

#167
Do I want her to meet Turk this soon? What if he doesn't like her?

#168
What are you doing?

#169
I'm saying my thoughts out loud so I don't mess this relationship up.

#170
I'm saying my thoughts out loud so I don't mess this relationship up.

#171
I don't understand.

#172
I don't understand.

#173
I forgot, sometimes Turk is slow.

#174
You know what? It's time for her to meet the people in my life.

#175
You know what? It's time for her to meet the people in my life.

#176
I think she's gonna do great.

#177
I think she's gonna do great.

#178
J.D.'s parents thought he was gonna be a girl.

#179
J.D.'s parents thought he was gonna be a girl.

#180
They didn't have a name when he was born. So until he was three,

#181
They didn't have a name when he was born. So until he was three,

#182
they called him Joanna.

#183
I don't know who you are,

#184
I don't know who you are,

#185
but thank you for this.

#186
but thank you for this.

#187
So, what do you think?

#188
Sure. I guess I can hide this in my basement for you.

#189
Sure. I guess I can hide this in my basement for you.

#190
OK. Great. Great.

#191
You know what? Let's just give that back. Thanks.

#192
You know what? Let's just give that back. Thanks.

#193
Nice to see you, Mickhead.

#194
Nice to see you, Mickhead.

#195
Look, Julie, I'm very protective of J.D.,

#196
Look, Julie, I'm very protective of J.D.,

#197
so it's gonna take a lot to win me over.

#198
so it's gonna take a lot to win me over.

#199
J.D. Wanted me to introduce you to my godfather.

#200
J.D. Wanted me to introduce you to my godfather.

#201
Julie's a great girl.

#202
Lando Calrissian!

#203
Come here. Come here.

#204
Come here. Come here.

#205
You can call me Billy Dee.

#206
Yes, Lando. Yes.

#207
Yes, Lando. Yes.

#208
You already won Carla and me over because you're nice to J.D.

#209
You already won Carla and me over because you're nice to J.D.

#210
You won Jordan over buying the first round.

#211
You won Jordan over buying the first round.

#212
I got lemon drops!

#213
I got lemon drops!

#214
Last time I had one, I agreed to go on a date with a chick

#215
in my art history class.

#216
in my art history class.

#217
Yeah, can we go somewhere less college-y?

#218
One of the boys here could be the baby I gave up in high school.

#219
One of the boys here could be the baby I gave up in high school.

#220
We aren't too old to hang out here. Come on.

#221
We aren't too old to hang out here. Come on.

#222
Time to dial up the Spanish. That makes them feel guilty

#223
Time to dial up the Spanish. That makes them feel guilty

#224
they haven't spent time around minorities.

#225
they haven't spent time around minorities.

#226
Come on, mis amigas, we don't have to vamonos. Pretty please?

#227
Come on, mis amigas, we don't have to vamonos. Pretty please?

#228
- Whatever. - Let's do it.

#229
To being young.

#230
To being young.

#231
You guys, for real, you're my best friends.

#232
You guys, for real, you're my best friends.

#233
So Carol... do you like jazz?

#234
So Carol... do you like jazz?

#235
Yeah? How much?

#236
Yeah? How much?

#237
Hey, look at what we have here.

#238
Hey, look at what we have here.

#239
A representation of how alcohol affects ages.

#240
A representation of how alcohol affects ages.

#241
- We have the young... - Morning!

#242
...the slightly older... - Stop talking.

#243
...the slightly older... - Stop talking.

#244
...the slightly older still...

#245
...the slightly older still...

#246
...and last, the very, very, very old.

#247
She is unconscious and virtually unwakeable. Witness.

#248
She is unconscious and virtually unwakeable. Witness.

#249
Jor-da-roo! Jor-da-licious! Jor-da-roni!

#250
Jor-da-roo! Jor-da-licious! Jor-da-roni!

#251
We'll get you some more coffee.

#252
We'll get you some more coffee.

#253
If you're willing to pay for it, just sit there frozen.

#254
If you're willing to pay for it, just sit there frozen.

#255
How very generous.

#256
That's so funny.

#257
Yeah.

#258
- Julie's awesome. - Doesn't it bother you

#259
- Julie's awesome. - Doesn't it bother you

#260
- she never laughs? - What do you mean?

#261
When something's funny, she never laughs.

#262
When something's funny, she never laughs.

#263
She just says, "That's so funny." It's kind of annoying.

#264
She just says, "That's so funny." It's kind of annoying.

#265
J.D., this is an intervention.

#266
J.D., this is an intervention.

#267
First off, I just want to say, everyone here loves you.

#268
First off, I just want to say, everyone here loves you.

#269
This is a safe space. But you're such a commit-a-phobe!

#270
This is a safe space. But you're such a commit-a-phobe!

#271
Every time you date a girl with potential,

#272
you wind up ruining it over some trivial reason.

#273
you wind up ruining it over some trivial reason.

#274
Think about the great girls you let slip through your fingers.

#275
Think about the great girls you let slip through your fingers.

#276
Kylie, Jaime, Gift Shop Girl,

#277
Kylie, Jaime, Gift Shop Girl,

#278
Minnie McSkinny, Mole Butt, Tina Two-kids, Rumplefugly...

#279
Minnie McSkinny, Mole Butt, Tina Two-kids, Rumplefugly...

#280
I'm forgetting someone.

#281
I'm forgetting someone.

#282
Oh, my God, Turk. If you forget Elliot she's gonna cry.

#283
Oh, my God, Turk. If you forget Elliot she's gonna cry.

#284
Aren't you forgetting the greatest girl of them all?

#285
Heidi Horse-Face.

#286
Me, Turk! She's talking about me, OK?

#287
Me, Turk! She's talking about me, OK?

#288
Relax, Elliot. You're Mole Butt.

#289
Relax, Elliot. You're Mole Butt.

#290
Really?

#291
Sorry, Turk.

#292
Sorry, Turk.

#293
J.D., there's somebody else here who wants to say something.

#294
J.D., there's somebody else here who wants to say something.

#295
Don't mess this up, man. Be smooth.

#296
Don't mess this up, man. Be smooth.

#297
- Lando's right. - Billy Dee!

#298
- Lando's right. - Billy Dee!

#299
Joanna, now I'm not much

#300
Joanna, now I'm not much

#301
for this sensitive crap.

#302
for this sensitive crap.

#303
Darn it all, you've found someone

#304
who's willing to let you annoy them instead of me.

#305
who's willing to let you annoy them instead of me.

#306
Don't screw up, or you'll end up where you always do,

#307
Don't screw up, or you'll end up where you always do,

#308
lying on that couch wishing you hadn't driven another one away.

#309
lying on that couch wishing you hadn't driven another one away.

#310
If Jordan were conscious, she'd agree.

#311
If Jordan were conscious, she'd agree.

#312
Now who put that fake arrow through her head?

#313
Now who put that fake arrow through her head?

#314
Which one of ya?

#315
It was me. I did it.

#316
It was me. I did it.

#317
I gotta get cooking. People are gonna be here for this barbecue.

#318
I gotta get cooking. People are gonna be here for this barbecue.

#319
- Your friends liked me? - They're crazy about you.

#320
They're worried I'm gonna mess up.

#321
They're worried I'm gonna mess up.

#322
You're not gonna be a jerk and do something like that, are you?

#323
You're not gonna be a jerk and do something like that, are you?

#324
The only jerk around here is the spicy marinade on this Jamaican chicken, mon.

#325
The only jerk around here is the spicy marinade on this Jamaican chicken, mon.

#326
That's so funny.

#327
That's so funny.

#328
It is, Julie. It is. Why do you always do that?

#329
It is, Julie. It is. Why do you always do that?

#330
Do what?

#331
You never laugh when something's funny. You say, "That's funny ."

#332
You never laugh when something's funny. You say, "That's funny ."

#333
Does that bother you?

#334
Don't mean to bother anybody. I'm showing Nurse Martinez around.

#335
Don't mean to bother anybody. I'm showing Nurse Martinez around.

#336
That's our chief of medicine, that's a patient and that is you in 20 years.

#337
That's our chief of medicine, that's a patient and that is you in 20 years.

#338
OK. Let's go look at dead people.

#339
That nurse makes me feel so damn old.

#340
That nurse makes me feel so damn old.

#341
Oh, calm down, Nurse Espinosa.

#342
I have it on good authority that she's a dude.

#343
I have it on good authority that she's a dude.

#344
I made that stuff up.

#345
I made that stuff up.

#346
Then it's time for her to meet Bob Kelso, licensed hetero.

#347
Then it's time for her to meet Bob Kelso, licensed hetero.

#348
Sweetie, you're not old. You don't have crow's feet.

#349
Your bra size hasn't gone from a 34B to a 40 long.

#350
Your bra size hasn't gone from a 34B to a 40 long.

#351
And you don't have arthritis.

#352
And you don't have arthritis.

#353
Neither do I, but that's how it gets ya.

#354
Neither do I, but that's how it gets ya.

#355
And then Mrs Wilk said something that really surprised me.

#356
It's not like you're trying to get pregnant and you can't.

#357
It's not like you're trying to get pregnant and you can't.

#358
Actually, I am.

#359
Actually, I am.

#360
Of course, none of us were the least bit surprised that J .D. Made this happen.

#361
Of course, none of us were the least bit surprised that J .D. Made this happen.

#362
Why is Julie behind that bush crying?

#363
Why is Julie behind that bush crying?

#364
Who knows? Could be anything.

#365
Who knows? Could be anything.

#366
You know what's interesting? She's not saying, "That's so sad."

#367
You know what's interesting? She's not saying, "That's so sad."

#368
You know what's interesting? She's not saying, "That's so sad."

#369
She's actually crying.

#370
- You're an idiot. - Yes, I am.

#371
- You're an idiot. - Yes, I am.

#372
I tried, but I just couldn't get babies off my mind.

#373
Excuse me, fellas. Gotta take a whiz.

#374
Excuse me, fellas. Gotta take a whiz.

#375
Wait a minute. Why am I rushing?

#376
All right.

#377
All right.

#378
You're disgusting.

#379
She's right. I am disgusting.

#380
I'm disgustingly incapable of carrying on a relationship

#381
I'm disgustingly incapable of carrying on a relationship

#382
with someone I like.

#383
I apologised to her, so I think we're cool for now,

#384
I apologised to her, so I think we're cool for now,

#385
but it won't last. Every time she says, "That's funny,"

#386
but it won't last. Every time she says, "That's funny,"

#387
it's like nails on a chalkboard to me.

#388
- You're too picky with women. - You used to be the same.

#389
- You're too picky with women. - You used to be the same.

#390
You got over it and are married.

#391
You got over it and are married.

#392
'Cause I was never as bad as you.

#393
Really? Remember "Whitney the Snapper?"

#394
Really? Remember "Whitney the Snapper?"

#395
Hey. I just wanted to say thanks for dinner tonight.

#396
And for dessert you're gonna get a little Whitney...

#397
And for dessert you're gonna get a little Whitney...

#398
...a la mode.

#399
...a la mode.

#400
Get out.

#401
Too much.

#402
You've been off the pill two months. Why a fertility test?

#403
You've been off the pill two months. Why a fertility test?

#404
Because I'm old and the crock pot is on the fritz.

#405
Because I'm old and the crock pot is on the fritz.

#406
- No reason. - Carla Espinosa?

#407
- Yes. - Dr Matthews will see you now.

#408
- Yes. - Dr Matthews will see you now.

#409
Great.

#410
OK, he is super cute.

#411
So do not look into his eyes. You could get lost.

#412
So do not look into his eyes. You could get lost.

#413
I'll be fine.

#414
I'll be fine.

#415
Ask him if he remembers me from my pelvic exam!

#416
Ask him if he remembers me from my pelvic exam!

#417
Ask him!

#418
Ask him!

#419
I made popcorn.

#420
You OK, sweetness?

#421
You OK, sweetness?

#422
- I'll go make some more. - All right.

#423
- Why are we watching a movie? - Immersion therapy.

#424
- Why are we watching a movie? - Immersion therapy.

#425
What we'll watch will make her say

#426
What we'll watch will make her say

#427
"that's so funny" so many times that eventually it's not gonna bother you.

#428
"that's so funny" so many times that eventually it's not gonna bother you.

#429
How can you guarantee she'll laugh?

#430
I can't. But Uncle Buck can.

#431
I can't. But Uncle Buck can.

#432
That's so funny.

#433
That's so funny.

#434
That's so funny. Look how big that pancake is! That's so funny.

#435
That's so funny. Look how big that pancake is! That's so funny.

#436
Make her stop!

#437
Make her stop!

#438
That's so funny!

#439
This guy's not that hot.

#440
This guy's not that hot.

#441
You've only been trying two months,

#442
so I don't think you need a fertility test.

#443
so I don't think you need a fertility test.

#444
Unless you're over 35.

#445
Well, buddy, I'm 36 and OK with it.

#446
Well, buddy, I'm 36 and OK with it.

#447
So how old are you?

#448
So how old are you?

#449
Ravish me.

#450
Ravish me.

#451
I'm 29.

#452
I've seen a lot of 29-year-olds.

#453
I've seen a lot of 29-year-olds.

#454
- Oh, my God, really? - Yeah. Like her.

#455
Call me J.J.

#456
Call me J.J.

#457
- Immersion therapy didn't work. - Relax.

#458
- Immersion therapy didn't work. - Relax.

#459
I was a psych minor. The next time she says, "That's so funny,"

#460
I was a psych minor. The next time she says, "That's so funny,"

#461
I want you to pretend she's says, "That's so money."

#462
I want you to pretend she's says, "That's so money."

#463
I like that.

#464
Yeah. It's called word replacement... ism.

#465
Yeah. It's called word replacement... ism.

#466
This is the dumbest conversation.

#467
You should hear this one.

#468
You should hear this one.

#469
I remember my first exam with Dr Matthews.

#470
I remember my first exam with Dr Matthews.

#471
He said, "You're healthy down there." And then I said, "Right back at you."

#472
He said, "You're healthy down there." And then I said, "Right back at you."

#473
Then there was this weird awkward pause, so I said,

#474
Then there was this weird awkward pause, so I said,

#475
"I like to keep a clean shop." And then he asked to see my insurance card.

#476
"I like to keep a clean shop." And then he asked to see my insurance card.

#477
So, how did your fertility test go?

#478
So, how did your fertility test go?

#479
Everything is A-OK.

#480
Oh, that's bull!

#481
Oh, that's bull!

#482
- Excuse me, sir? - I was talking to these ladies.

#483
- Excuse me, sir? - I was talking to these ladies.

#484
I was talking to you ladies. Listen to me.

#485
You never stop being annoyed by little things.

#486
You never stop being annoyed by little things.

#487
Take Gandhi here. Your wife is the bossiest woman I've ever met.

#488
Take Gandhi here. Your wife is the bossiest woman I've ever met.

#489
You trying to tell me you're not bothered by that?

#490
You trying to tell me you're not bothered by that?

#491
Sometimes I watch Roots to remind myself how good I have it.

#492
Sometimes I watch Roots to remind myself how good I have it.

#493
Me too.

#494
Everyone is annoying. I mean, take Jordan.

#495
Everyone is annoying. I mean, take Jordan.

#496
She is now returning from what I can only assume

#497
She is now returning from what I can only assume

#498
is her eleventh gynaecological visit this month.

#499
I'm saving my breast exam for when you go away next month.

#500
I'm saving my breast exam for when you go away next month.

#501
Upsetting, but we persevere. Bottom line:

#502
Upsetting, but we persevere. Bottom line:

#503
There is no such thing as a perfect person. You. Tell her.

#504
There is no such thing as a perfect person. You. Tell her.

#505
If you found someone who makes you happy by just sitting around

#506
If you found someone who makes you happy by just sitting around

#507
and holding hands, then eventually all that other stuff won't matter.

#508
and holding hands, then eventually all that other stuff won't matter.

#509
- Dude, not me. - I know.

#510
- Dude, not me. - I know.

#511
Nurse Espinosa, I know you didn't take that fertility test.

#512
People think I am some clueless old geezer,

#513
but nothing that happens in these hallways gets by me.

#514
but nothing that happens in these hallways gets by me.

#515
It wasn't me. I didn't do it!

#516
It wasn't me. I didn't do it!

#517
If I take that fertility test

#518
and I find out I missed my window to have a kid I'll never forgive myself.

#519
and I find out I missed my window to have a kid I'll never forgive myself.

#520
If you're worried about your legacy,

#521
If you're worried about your legacy,

#522
as the father of a son who not only wrote a musical on my life

#523
but is shacked up with the actor playing me, honestly,

#524
but is shacked up with the actor playing me, honestly,

#525
it's not all it's cracked up to be. But I know you.

#526
it's not all it's cracked up to be. But I know you.

#527
You'll find out eventually, so why don't you just turn around and tell him?

#528
You'll find out eventually, so why don't you just turn around and tell him?

#529
Dr Matthews.

#530
I'm 36.

#531
Well, let's get you that fertility test. Follow me.

#532
OK.

#533
OK.

#534
Here goes nothing.

#535
One-A-Day Vitamins?

#536
I tell you how they could double their profits. Two-a-Day.

#537
I tell you how they could double their profits. Two-a-Day.

#538
That's so funny.

#539
That's so funny.

#540
I'm sorry I said, "That's so funny." I know that drives you crazy.

#541
I'm sorry I said, "That's so funny." I know that drives you crazy.

#542
You know what?

#543
I really couldn't care less.

#544
I really couldn't care less.

#545
So, what do we do now?

#546
So, what do we do now?

#547
I don't know. We've already got the half acre.

#548
I imagine we'll eventually be able to build a house on it. Backyard.

#549
I imagine we'll eventually be able to build a house on it. Backyard.

#550
Room for a Slip 'N Slide for kids, Gilligan and the Skipper.

#551
Room for a Slip 'N Slide for kids, Gilligan and the Skipper.

#552
I know. I'm sorry. I gotta do it. I lost a bet to Turk.

#553
I know. I'm sorry. I gotta do it. I lost a bet to Turk.

#554
I don't wanna rush things, but I feel good about this.

#555
I don't wanna rush things, but I feel good about this.

#556
I don't know. I feel like... you and I could go the distance.

#557
I don't know. I feel like... you and I could go the distance.

#558
I meant what do you want to order from take-out for dinner.

#559
I meant what do you want to order from take-out for dinner.

#560
- Tapas. - I love tapas.

#561
- Sharing. - Sharing's fun.

#562
- I love it. Just share. - Share.

#563
- I love it. Just share. - Share.

#564
You really don't think about that stuff?

#565
J.D., I'm only 23. I don't even know if I want any of that stuff.

#566
J.D., I'm only 23. I don't even know if I want any of that stuff.

#567
And certainly not for the next five or ten years.

#568
And certainly not for the next five or ten years.

#569
You know what?

#570
We just started dating, so this conversation goes down a bad path.

#571
We just started dating, so this conversation goes down a bad path.

#572
Why don't we say we'll never talk about it.

#573
Why don't we say we'll never talk about it.

#574
- OK. - OK.

#575
OK.

#576
OK.

#577
OK.

#578
So you really feel that way?

#579
So you really feel that way?

#580
And here I am again.

#581
I can't believe I broke up with her. Why do I keep doing this?

#582
I can't believe I broke up with her. Why do I keep doing this?

#583
J.D., this was totally different.

#584
J.D., this was totally different.

#585
You didn't break up because she said, "That's funny"

#586
You didn't break up because she said, "That's funny"

#587
or sang Christmas carols in summer.

#588
It was August. The weather was far from frightful.

#589
It was August. The weather was far from frightful.

#590
You broke up with her for a real reason. Right, Carla?

#591
You broke up with her for a real reason. Right, Carla?

#592
Definitely.

#593
Oh, my God, what did I just agree to?

#594
Oh, my God, what did I just agree to?

#595
All I can think about is getting my results.

#596
All I can think about is getting my results.

#597
I have to get out of my head. Say something positive.

#598
She's a keeper, J.D. You'll never do better.

#599
She's a keeper, J.D. You'll never do better.

#600
I guess it's human nature to worry about the future.

#601
I guess it's human nature to worry about the future.

#602
Especially when we think our dreams might not come true.

#603
Especially when we think our dreams might not come true.

#604
Thanks. Thanks, Dr Matthews. That's great news.

#605
Thanks. Thanks, Dr Matthews. That's great news.

#606
Turk!

#607
Turk!

#608
- Yeah, baby. - Get over here.

#609
Yeah, buddy!

#610
As for my future,

#611
I had finally gotten to the place where I was looking for the right person.

#612
I had finally gotten to the place where I was looking for the right person.

#613
And I knew she was out there.

#614
And I knew she was out there.

#615
Even if I couldn't quite see her yet.

#616
Even if I couldn't quite see her yet.

#617
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#618
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