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Season 5, Episode 11 — My Buddy's Booty

#1
It's been a week, but I'm having trouble moving past my break-up with Julie.

#2
It's been a week, but I'm having trouble moving past my break-up with Julie.

#3
Luckily, my roommate knows how to take care of me.

#4
Nice.

#5
Nice.

#6
Now it's a picture of me and you on a unicorn.

#7
J.D., that's Gary Busey.

#8
J.D., that's Gary Busey.

#9
It's uncanny.

#10
Now that we live together, Elliot and I were getting tighter every day.

#11
Now that we live together, Elliot and I were getting tighter every day.

#12
Oh, my God! That's cold! J. D!

#13
Oh, my God! That's cold! J. D!

#14
She wasn't great at practical jokes.

#15
But still, we'd become inseparable.

#16
Whoa! OK! Yeah.

#17
There you are, little fellas.

#18
There you are, little fellas.

#19
Thanks for the ride, buddy. See you upstairs.

#20
Thanks for the ride, buddy. See you upstairs.

#21
Todd! Gun show!

#22
Don't worry. I've got permits for these.

#23
Go ahead and touch 'em. The safety's on.

#24
Go ahead and touch 'em. The safety's on.

#25
I keep passing out, but you haven't seen it

#26
I keep passing out, but you haven't seen it

#27
'cause it happens when I yawn.

#28
No problem. Newbie. Quick. Tell him a story.

#29
No problem. Newbie. Quick. Tell him a story.

#30
Lay off, bub, OK?

#31
I'm still upset with this whole Julie thing. I'm...

#32
I'm still upset with this whole Julie thing. I'm...

#33
You know, in high school once there was a...

#34
You know, in high school once there was a...

#35
Hope that hurt.

#36
Totally worth it. I need one of you two clowns

#37
to do a work up on this guy.

#38
to do a work up on this guy.

#39
It's going to be a giant pain in the ass.

#40
It's going to be a giant pain in the ass.

#41
Newbie, looks like it's you. All the best.

#42
Newbie, looks like it's you. All the best.

#43
Damn those rollerblades.

#44
OK, everybody, let's gather around.

#45
OK, everybody, let's gather around.

#46
After six months on the job,

#47
some interns can become completely overwhelmed.

#48
some interns can become completely overwhelmed.

#49
- Where's Rex? - He's gone foetal again.

#50
- Where's Rex? - He's gone foetal again.

#51
- Put a blankie on him. - I've got it.

#52
Unfortunately, young Keith had become competent so quickly

#53
Unfortunately, young Keith had become competent so quickly

#54
that every word out of his chiselled mouth

#55
that every word out of his chiselled mouth

#56
came tainted with an arrogant smugness that he couldn't hide

#57
came tainted with an arrogant smugness that he couldn't hide

#58
no matter how hard he tried.

#59
Is there anything else I can do?

#60
Is there anything else I can do?

#61
Right on cue.

#62
No, Keith.

#63
No, Keith.

#64
All I need right now is a sip of your coffee to make me feel warm in my belly.

#65
All I need right now is a sip of your coffee to make me feel warm in my belly.

#66
Oh! Keith! Look what you did!

#67
Here! Dr Dorian, take my shirt.

#68
Here! Dr Dorian, take my shirt.

#69
You think you're better than me?

#70
You think you're better than me?

#71
With your rock-hard abs and your dynamite areoles.

#72
With your rock-hard abs and your dynamite areoles.

#73
Well, you're not.

#74
Dr D, what's on your back?

#75
Dr D, what's on your back?

#76
Those, Jason, are the panicked scratches of the adolescent raccoon

#77
Those, Jason, are the panicked scratches of the adolescent raccoon

#78
who, until animal control can get into my home,

#79
is currently residing in my sock drawer.

#80
is currently residing in my sock drawer.

#81
To clear my head, I decided to give scooter-blading a try.

#82
To clear my head, I decided to give scooter-blading a try.

#83
I got this! Gun it, grandma!

#84
I got this! Gun it, grandma!

#85
OK.

#86
That was close!

#87
(theme song)

#88
You OK, Dr Dorian?

#89
You OK, Dr Dorian?

#90
Keith, it's like you're begging me to hate you.

#91
- I don't feel like I am. - You can't stop, can you?

#92
- I don't feel like I am. - You can't stop, can you?

#93
Newbie, today.

#94
We were both edgy because our favourite patient, Mrs Wilk,

#95
We were both edgy because our favourite patient, Mrs Wilk,

#96
had developed a lung infection and needed to be intubated.

#97
had developed a lung infection and needed to be intubated.

#98
Basically, we had to put her into a coma.

#99
Basically, we had to put her into a coma.

#100
At her age, there's always a good chance she'll never wake up.

#101
A whole week of sleep. You'll have some killer bed head.

#102
A whole week of sleep. You'll have some killer bed head.

#103
I'm nervous. Sorry. I love bed head.

#104
Marge, the patient should not have to be braver than you.

#105
Marge, the patient should not have to be braver than you.

#106
Go easy on him. He's my fella.

#107
Now listen, if this doesn't work, I want you to just let me go.

#108
Now listen, if this doesn't work, I want you to just let me go.

#109
Don't let me linger.

#110
You'd think we'd be used to this kind of stuff by now,

#111
You'd think we'd be used to this kind of stuff by now,

#112
when a patient's been around for a while, it gets to everyone.

#113
when a patient's been around for a while, it gets to everyone.

#114
No matter how long you've been here.

#115
Turkelton, you're a surgeon. When did you ever deal with Mrs Wilk?

#116
Turkelton, you're a surgeon. When did you ever deal with Mrs Wilk?

#117
You're not extending your arm. It's called pop and lock, Christopher.

#118
You're not extending your arm. It's called pop and lock, Christopher.

#119
- Not pop and dangle. - OK.

#120
- Not pop and dangle. - OK.

#121
OK?

#122
Oh. OK.

#123
- You're getting it now, baby. - OK.

#124
- You're getting it now, baby. - OK.

#125
- I'll see you later. - Go Michael!

#126
- I'll see you later. - Go Michael!

#127
She changed my life.

#128
All right. Here we go. See you in a couple days.

#129
All right. Here we go. See you in a couple days.

#130
Let's hope so.

#131
Let's hope so.

#132
Everyone has their own way of getting stuff off their mind.

#133
Everyone has their own way of getting stuff off their mind.

#134
Some people like to work it off.

#135
Some people like to work it off.

#136
Others try to drink it away.

#137
Others try to drink it away.

#138
For me, I had heard that the piercing girl at the mall was easy.

#139
For me, I had heard that the piercing girl at the mall was easy.

#140
Thanks for pencilling me in.

#141
Thanks for pencilling me in.

#142
Maybe later you could show me where else you're pierced.

#143
- Why wait till later? - All right.

#144
- Why wait till later? - All right.

#145
I feel so close to you right now.

#146
I feel so close to you right now.

#147
Why do I forget that I'm lactose intolerant?

#148
Why do I forget that I'm lactose intolerant?

#149
What are you doing here?

#150
We were so bummed about Mrs Wilk

#151
We were so bummed about Mrs Wilk

#152
we inhaled six gallons of ice cream.

#153
Would you tell Dr Kelso

#154
Would you tell Dr Kelso

#155
to make this gym more female friendly?

#156
- There's no equipment for women here.

#157
- There's no equipment for women here.

#158
- Yeah.

#159
Know where there's all kinds of equipment for women? Toddland.

#160
Know where there's all kinds of equipment for women? Toddland.

#161
Damn it, Todd. What did I tell you about talking like that around my wife?

#162
Damn it, Todd. What did I tell you about talking like that around my wife?

#163
- Wait until she leaves and then say it?

#164
- Exactly.

#165
- Exactly.

#166
You're welcome.

#167
- Saving this seat for your ex-wife?

#168
- Saving this seat for your ex-wife?

#169
- No. She... she's over there.

#170
- No. She... she's over there.

#171
Do you know that guy pointing at us?

#172
Do you know that guy pointing at us?

#173
No. You should fight him.

#174
One rule. No yapping.

#175
One rule. No yapping.

#176
The only thing I want to hear is my liver drunkenly singing rugby songs.

#177
The only thing I want to hear is my liver drunkenly singing rugby songs.

#178
Calm down. I'm not even here.

#179
Calm down. I'm not even here.

#180
Seriously, my shift at the hospital doesn't end for three hours.

#181
Seriously, my shift at the hospital doesn't end for three hours.

#182
- I hate that place and everyone in it. - I'll drink to hate.

#183
Cheers.

#184
You're right. But, you know...

#185
You're right. But, you know...

#186
You know what else I hate about Kelso?

#187
His hair smells like a pet store.

#188
His hair smells like a pet store.

#189
Actually, that's my fault.

#190
I filled his hairspray can with dog sweat.

#191
I filled his hairspray can with dog sweat.

#192
- Dogs don't sweat. - No?

#193
- Dogs don't sweat. - No?

#194
- What the hell am I putting in there? - We're giving Bobby a ride home.

#195
- What the hell am I putting in there? - We're giving Bobby a ride home.

#196
Say goodnight to your girlfriend. He'll be here tomorrow.

#197
I will. Not that it matters.

#198
I will. Not that it matters.

#199
Not that I care.

#200
Not that I care.

#201
Perry!

#202
Perry!

#203
Dorm closes at midnight. - I gotta go. - Yep.

#204
Dorm closes at midnight. - I gotta go. - Yep.

#205
I tell you, I am done trying to pick up the random ladies.

#206
I tell you, I am done trying to pick up the random ladies.

#207
Every time I do, I end up with face holes

#208
Every time I do, I end up with face holes

#209
and an emerald stud on my peep.

#210
Which I'm keeping.

#211
Which I'm keeping.

#212
You're surrounded by interns who'd do anything to get with the attending.

#213
You're surrounded by interns who'd do anything to get with the attending.

#214
- Make a booty call. - He's right.

#215
People have been making booty calls since the dawn of time.

#216
People have been making booty calls since the dawn of time.

#217
Kronk, why you go now?

#218
Kronk, why you go now?

#219
Hey. You're up.

#220
Hey. You're up.

#221
Look. I don't know what you're looking for,

#222
Look. I don't know what you're looking for,

#223
but I just got out of a really tough relationship with this girl, Debbie.

#224
but I just got out of a really tough relationship with this girl, Debbie.

#225
Also, my sister was carried off by a giant bird

#226
Also, my sister was carried off by a giant bird

#227
so we've all been in mourning about that.

#228
And my brother ate my foot.

#229
And my brother ate my foot.

#230
But you are just fantastic.

#231
But you are just fantastic.

#232
The things you were doing last night, they were, well, crazy.

#233
The things you were doing last night, they were, well, crazy.

#234
OK? So when I clear my own stuff up, I'd love to get back together with you.

#235
OK? So when I clear my own stuff up, I'd love to get back together with you.

#236
Hungry.

#237
OK, I should really go.

#238
OK, I should really go.

#239
You know what? I'll do it. If my partner-in-crime here'll join me.

#240
You know what? I'll do it. If my partner-in-crime here'll join me.

#241
J.D., booty calls are pathetic.

#242
More than e-mailing your high school boyfriend to see about his marriage?

#243
More than e-mailing your high school boyfriend to see about his marriage?

#244
Black hand side.

#245
Black hand side.

#246
Carla, Mike Gorski wrote

#247
"keep in touch" in my yearbook and that's all I'm doing.

#248
"keep in touch" in my yearbook and that's all I'm doing.

#249
He did say that his wife Carol is his soul mate and yes,

#250
He did say that his wife Carol is his soul mate and yes,

#251
they have twins,

#252
but he also said that he wished she knew how to ski,

#253
but he also said that he wished she knew how to ski,

#254
so let's just see if they're together come winter.

#255
so let's just see if they're together come winter.

#256
Yes, J.D., I will do this with you.

#257
Oh, Dr Kelso.

#258
Oh, Dr Kelso.

#259
Where's your wife going?

#260
Where's your wife going?

#261
He's gonna ask Dr Kelso if we can get some equipment for women

#262
in the gym.

#263
Oh. That is so nice.

#264
My baby's learning.

#265
My baby's learning.

#266
Are you crazy?

#267
Why would you want your wife in the gym?

#268
Because unlike you, I don't hate my wife.

#269
Because unlike you, I don't hate my wife.

#270
Yet. You don't hate your wife yet.

#271
Yet. You don't hate your wife yet.

#272
But think about it, huh?

#273
You go to work, she's there. You go out, she's there.

#274
You go to work, she's there. You go out, she's there.

#275
And when you go home, where is she?

#276
And when you go home, where is she?

#277
- There? - Ding.

#278
- There? - Ding.

#279
Women are everywhere. Except for the gym.

#280
Women are everywhere. Except for the gym.

#281
That's why it's such a magical place.

#282
Don't ruin that. Don't be that guy.

#283
Don't ruin that. Don't be that guy.

#284
Come on. You're so much more than that.

#285
I'm begging you.

#286
I'm actually saving that for someone.

#287
- That's not allowed. - Fair enough.

#288
- That's not allowed. - Fair enough.

#289
Say, that's a real nice pantsuit you have there.

#290
Say, that's a real nice pantsuit you have there.

#291
Oh, well, thank you. It's 40 percent off.

#292
Oh, well, thank you. It's 40 percent off.

#293
Swing by my place and see if we can't get it 100 percent off?

#294
Swing by my place and see if we can't get it 100 percent off?

#295
Had to be done.

#296
- Thanks. I got your next one. - Don't mention it.

#297
I'm late 'cause Dorian parked his scooter behind my new van.

#298
I'm late 'cause Dorian parked his scooter behind my new van.

#299
Practically punctured a tyre backing over it.

#300
Practically punctured a tyre backing over it.

#301
Kid drives me crazy.

#302
A new van, huh?

#303
You blew up the old one over a bet. Remember?

#304
You blew up the old one over a bet. Remember?

#305
Right.

#306
Dorian drives me crazy too.

#307
Dorian drives me crazy too.

#308
But what are you going to do about it?

#309
I stole this from his locker.

#310
I come by here a couple times a week and move stuff around.

#311
I come by here a couple times a week and move stuff around.

#312
Turn off his alarm. Maybe cut his bangs.

#313
Turn off his alarm. Maybe cut his bangs.

#314
You're in need of help, but darn it, I'm not gonna give it to ya.

#315
You're in need of help, but darn it, I'm not gonna give it to ya.

#316
How sound a sleeper you think he is?

#317
How sound a sleeper you think he is?

#318
Well, watch this.

#319
Why?

#320
Why?

#321
So, what now?

#322
Naked. Excellent.

#323
Naked. Excellent.

#324
Who took my emerald?

#325
After paying the Janitor the unreasonable sum of $90

#326
After paying the Janitor the unreasonable sum of $90

#327
to move my bed back home...

#328
to move my bed back home...

#329
... we decided to round up our interns

#330
so we could pick out our respective booty calls.

#331
so we could pick out our respective booty calls.

#332
Welcome to Fuglyville.

#333
Welcome to Fuglyville.

#334
J.D., I don't want to do this.

#335
Can't we just go home and put on

#336
Can't we just go home and put on

#337
our pj's and watch Grey's Anatomy?

#338
Oh, I do love that show.

#339
Oh, I do love that show.

#340
It's like they've been watching our lives

#341
and then just put it on TV.

#342
and then just put it on TV.

#343
Yeah.

#344
Carla listened at the door

#345
while I was helping Turk ask for gym equipment.

#346
while I was helping Turk ask for gym equipment.

#347
- What do you want? - And then Turk lied.

#348
- What do you want? - And then Turk lied.

#349
Sir, we're here on behalf of Dr Bianca.

#350
Sir, we're here on behalf of Dr Bianca.

#351
You know, the albino radiologist?

#352
You know, the albino radiologist?

#353
Oh, Jim!

#354
Who'd he get pregnant this time?

#355
Who'd he get pregnant this time?

#356
I tell you, the ladies cannot resist that ivory rascal.

#357
I tell you, the ladies cannot resist that ivory rascal.

#358
Sir, Jim is demanding that he gets new equipment in his lab.

#359
Sir, Jim is demanding that he gets new equipment in his lab.

#360
Demanding?

#361
There is no way in hell that Jim is getting new equipment!

#362
There is no way in hell that Jim is getting new equipment!

#363
Sorry, baby. I tried.

#364
Sorry, baby. I tried.

#365
- Has there been any change? - She's still the same.

#366
I guess in the back of my mind I was hoping for a pleasant surprise

#367
I guess in the back of my mind I was hoping for a pleasant surprise

#368
because around here most of them are unpleasant.

#369
because around here most of them are unpleasant.

#370
Like when a guy you thought you connected with turns on you.

#371
Hey. How's the day treating you, big guy?

#372
Hey. How's the day treating you, big guy?

#373
You're not talking to me, are you, Doogie?

#374
You're not talking to me, are you, Doogie?

#375
Doogie?

#376
This is a doctor no-fly zone, bubs.

#377
This is a doctor no-fly zone, bubs.

#378
Speaking of flies, yours is down.

#379
Oh, no! You fell for the grade school zinger!

#380
Oh, no! You fell for the grade school zinger!

#381
You gotta go! Back to the game, boys.

#382
You gotta go! Back to the game, boys.

#383
And you guys would not believe how hard my man fought for us.

#384
And you guys would not believe how hard my man fought for us.

#385
Yeah. Well, you know, ladies, I do what I do when I do what I do.

#386
Yeah. Well, you know, ladies, I do what I do when I do what I do.

#387
Or your boss blows your cover.

#388
Or your boss blows your cover.

#389
Turkelton, I have reconsidered your request

#390
and I've decided to give old Jim that new MRI machine.

#391
and I've decided to give old Jim that new MRI machine.

#392
See, baby... No! Wait!

#393
Of course, my surprise came the next morning

#394
Of course, my surprise came the next morning

#395
when I found out Elliot had broken

#396
our no booty call agreement.

#397
With my nemesis.

#398
Why is he wearing my robe?

#399
Why is he wearing my robe?

#400
It fits me.

#401
- J.D., I can explain. - Oh, you did it twice.

#402
- J.D., I can explain. - Oh, you did it twice.

#403
All righty. Somebody's a stud. We got a stud alert in here!

#404
All righty. Somebody's a stud. We got a stud alert in here!

#405
OK, this is just mathematically impossible.

#406
OK, this is just mathematically impossible.

#407
Keith, Dr Dorian and I have to get to work now, OK?

#408
Keith, Dr Dorian and I have to get to work now, OK?

#409
Why don't you clean this up, then drop off my laundry

#410
Why don't you clean this up, then drop off my laundry

#411
and get me a coffee and bring it to the hospital.

#412
and get me a coffee and bring it to the hospital.

#413
Run, like a bunny.

#414
Sure thing, Elliot.

#415
Keith! It's after nine. It's Dr Reid now.

#416
Keith! It's after nine. It's Dr Reid now.

#417
Dr Reid. Dr Reid.

#418
Dr Reid. Dr Reid.

#419
I love booty calls.

#420
"El Toro Grande"?

#421
"El Toro Grande"?

#422
I'm not familiar with this brand.

#423
I'm not familiar with this brand.

#424
No change. Her FIO2 is still 50 percent.

#425
No change. Her FIO2 is still 50 percent.

#426
I said no cream.

#427
I didn't say no cream. It's like having a sex puppy.

#428
I didn't say no cream. It's like having a sex puppy.

#429
- What's your problem? - I can't stand that guy.

#430
- What's your problem? - I can't stand that guy.

#431
J.D., he's just a booty call.

#432
J.D., he's just a booty call.

#433
- Say the word and I'll end it. - I'd appreciate it if you'd end it.

#434
- Say the word and I'll end it. - I'd appreciate it if you'd end it.

#435
Oh, my God. You've turned Keith into forbidden fruit.

#436
Oh, my God. You've turned Keith into forbidden fruit.

#437
I must have him now.

#438
I must have him now.

#439
Heel!

#440
Oh. Hey, bud. Check out my new mop bling.

#441
Bling!

#442
Bling!

#443
It's cool. I cleaned it.

#444
Oh, so what? Now we're pals again?

#445
Oh, so what? Now we're pals again?

#446
I've got to be honest. I'm confused, Sasquatch.

#447
I got a rep to protect, OK?

#448
I got a rep to protect, OK?

#449
I'm seen as the king of working folks.

#450
If they catch me hobnobbing with a doctor-type,

#451
I won't get my cut of prosthetics we looted from the storage room.

#452
I won't get my cut of prosthetics we looted from the storage room.

#453
- How's that? - We sell feet to college kids for $500.

#454
- How's that? - We sell feet to college kids for $500.

#455
Apparently, they... smoke something out of them.

#456
Apparently, they... smoke something out of them.

#457
Let me get this straight. You are embarrassed to be seen with me?

#458
Let me get this straight. You are embarrassed to be seen with me?

#459
At the hospital.

#460
At the bar we can hang out all we want.

#461
At the bar we can hang out all we want.

#462
You rich, yacht-owning punk! You think...

#463
They're gone. It's cool. See you at the bar.

#464
They're gone. It's cool. See you at the bar.

#465
Aw, sweetie,

#466
do you want me to call his mommy

#467
do you want me to call his mommy

#468
and tell her he's being mean to you?

#469
My friend is mean to me.

#470
My friend is mean to me.

#471
Listen. Honey, I know you're angry.

#472
But look what I found in my locker. A wad of cash.

#473
But look what I found in my locker. A wad of cash.

#474
You can buy the shoes you wanted.

#475
I'm not mad about that gym thing. Sign this please.

#476
I'm not mad about that gym thing. Sign this please.

#477
Any of you ladies have a pen?

#478
You set me up.

#479
Baby, you are mad.

#480
It's not a crime for me to want one place

#481
It's not a crime for me to want one place

#482
that I can hang out by myself.

#483
Turk, I am not mad, OK?

#484
Turk, I am not mad, OK?

#485
Now staple these, please.

#486
Now staple these, please.

#487
Anybody got a stapler?

#488
Anybody got a stapler?

#489
I promised myself I wouldn't pick on Keith,

#490
I promised myself I wouldn't pick on Keith,

#491
but this one he had coming.

#492
OK, guys. Gather round, gather round.

#493
OK, guys. Gather round, gather round.

#494
Your hero, Keith here,

#495
forgot to check the blood levels on Mr Joy this morning

#496
forgot to check the blood levels on Mr Joy this morning

#497
and guess what?

#498
He's dead.

#499
Way to go there, Keith.

#500
I've never seen this guy before.

#501
I've never seen this guy before.

#502
Oh! Way to get to know your patients there, murderer.

#503
Oh! Way to get to know your patients there, murderer.

#504
There's Mr Joy.

#505
J.D., did you steal him from the morgue?

#506
J.D., did you steal him from the morgue?

#507
I left a note on the decapitated guy's stump

#508
I'd have him back by 2.

#509
I'd have him back by 2.

#510
It is 1.45.

#511
I have to take him back to the basement

#512
I have to take him back to the basement

#513
and I don't even have my gurney.

#514
I hate dead people.

#515
All right. The real reason that I brought Mr Joy up here

#516
All right. The real reason that I brought Mr Joy up here

#517
was for a teaching exercise.

#518
Can anyone figure out the cause of death?

#519
Can anyone figure out the cause of death?

#520
Maybe when you leaned over to check his I.V.,

#521
Maybe when you leaned over to check his I.V.,

#522
you smothered him to death with one of your love handles.

#523
What did you say, Keith?

#524
Dr Reid told me if you picked on me I should stand up for myself.

#525
Dr Reid told me if you picked on me I should stand up for myself.

#526
And that you're very sensitive about your... doughy physique.

#527
And that you're very sensitive about your... doughy physique.

#528
Well, I'm not.

#529
Please, no one help. He's not heavy at all.

#530
Please, no one help. He's not heavy at all.

#531
Out of professional decorum

#532
we should refrain from talking about Dr Reid.

#533
we should refrain from talking about Dr Reid.

#534
He's boinking her, everyone.

#535
He's boinking her, everyone.

#536
That's why he gets special treatment.

#537
What did she say to do if I said that?

#538
Page her.

#539
Hello.

#540
I forgot how strong you are when you're mad.

#541
I forgot how strong you are when you're mad.

#542
Hey, can I... can I talk to you for a sec?

#543
Hey, can I... can I talk to you for a sec?

#544
What's the matter, Sally? Vending machine's out of bras again?

#545
What's the matter, Sally? Vending machine's out of bras again?

#546
Nice. You tell him.

#547
What's up, buddy?

#548
What's up, buddy?

#549
I just thought your friends might be interested

#550
in seeing this photo

#551
in seeing this photo

#552
I took with my cell phone the other night.

#553
I'm going to airbrush "Friends Forever."

#554
Then I'm gonna hang these bad boys all over the hospital.

#555
Then I'm gonna hang these bad boys all over the hospital.

#556
Oh, evocative.

#557
Oh, evocative.

#558
- Give it to me. - You want it? Come and get it.

#559
- Come and get it. - Gentlemen,

#560
- Come and get it. - Gentlemen,

#561
let's try to be professional.

#562
let's try to be professional.

#563
I left my gurney downstairs in the morgue.

#564
I left my gurney downstairs in the morgue.

#565
You're a superstar.

#566
One of them staplers could've killed me.

#567
One of them staplers could've killed me.

#568
Know what bothers me?

#569
You whining about me being in your space

#570
You whining about me being in your space

#571
when you never want to be alone.

#572
For God's sake, you bought side-by-side toilets.

#573
For God's sake, you bought side-by-side toilets.

#574
- That was a surprise for your birthday. - A surprise for me.

#575
- That was a surprise for your birthday. - A surprise for me.

#576
- Surprise! How about that? OK? - I don't want it. Take it back.

#577
- Surprise! How about that? OK? - I don't want it. Take it back.

#578
Doughy physique, Elliot? Doughy physique?

#579
Doughy physique, Elliot? Doughy physique?

#580
If the pear-shaped shirt fits, wear it.

#581
I am ashamed of you, OK?

#582
I am ashamed of you, OK?

#583
Do you know how petty it is to get that personal?

#584
- My own face, OK? - That's what I'm telling you.

#585
- My own face, OK? - That's what I'm telling you.

#586
Once when we were dating, Elliot asked me to urinate on her.

#587
Once when we were dating, Elliot asked me to urinate on her.

#588
I had been stung by a jellyfish!

#589
Around here, it can feel like good things never happen.

#590
Around here, it can feel like good things never happen.

#591
Good to see you, you old bird.

#592
Did I miss anything?

#593
I'll catch you up later.

#594
I'll catch you up later.

#595
Of course, when they do,

#596
all the petty little arguments fade away.

#597
all the petty little arguments fade away.

#598
And you don't mind waiting a little longer for your workout.

#599
And you don't mind waiting a little longer for your workout.

#600
Or your bar friend not being your work friend.

#601
Or your bar friend not being your work friend.

#602
Because the truth is, when you put stuff in perspective,

#603
Because the truth is, when you put stuff in perspective,

#604
the little things will never bother you again.

#605
the little things will never bother you again.

#606
Good morning, Dr D.

#607
Dr Reid told me to get my sweet ass out of the shower

#608
Dr Reid told me to get my sweet ass out of the shower

#609
and make an omelette.

#610
You want one?

#611
Did I say never?

#612
Did I say never?

#613
Did I say never?

#614
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#615
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