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Season 5, Episode 14 — My Own Personal Hell
#1
It was a beautiful day, so I invited Elliot over to my half-acre
#2
It was a beautiful day, so I invited Elliot over to my half-acre
#3
for some friendly sunbathing.
#4
for some friendly sunbathing.
#5
Unfortunately, she brought Keith.
#6
Thanks for doing that.
#7
Thanks for doing that.
#8
I'd do it, but the Bobbsey Twins are already loose.
#9
No worries. It's not that homoerotic, is it?
#10
No worries. It's not that homoerotic, is it?
#11
Oh, God, no.
#12
Oh, God, no.
#13
Keith didn't know I mildly disliked him.
#14
Keith didn't know I mildly disliked him.
#15
He also didn't know I was rubbing Crisco on his back.
#16
Does it smell like pie crust?
#17
That's the rhododendron, Keith.
#18
That's the rhododendron, Keith.
#19
Everybody knows they smell like pie when they bloom.
#20
Everybody knows they smell like pie when they bloom.
#21
- Hey, nice new watch, J.D. - Thank you.
#22
It wasn't a watch. Now that Elliot had gotten serious,
#23
It wasn't a watch. Now that Elliot had gotten serious,
#24
I needed to get tighter with Turk.
#25
I needed to get tighter with Turk.
#26
Since he's so busy being married and trying to make a baby,
#27
Since he's so busy being married and trying to make a baby,
#28
I had only one option.
#29
Come in, Brown Bear.
#30
I got watchie-talkies.
#31
I got watchie-talkies.
#32
- Hey, White Shadow. - That's not my handle.
#33
Hey, Gizmo.
#34
Right on. What are you doin'?
#35
Right on. What are you doin'?
#36
I'm about to take out the Slip 'n Slide.
#37
Dude, I can't. It's baby-making time.
#38
Dude, I can't. It's baby-making time.
#39
- How's it going with Keith? - Awesome. Check this.
#40
- How's it going with Keith? - Awesome. Check this.
#41
Bacon back! Classic!
#42
Bacon back! Classic!
#43
Hey, stud. You ready to fertilise an egg?
#44
Hey, stud. You ready to fertilise an egg?
#45
Gotta go. Maintain radio silence on all channels.
#46
Gotta go. Maintain radio silence on all channels.
#47
A local magazine named Dr Cox the best doctor in the city.
#48
A local magazine named Dr Cox the best doctor in the city.
#49
Dr Cox felt this was big news.
#50
Here's how it's going to work, people.
#51
Here's how it's going to work, people.
#52
I'm going to ask each and every one of you just exactly who
#53
I'm going to ask each and every one of you just exactly who
#54
is the very finest physician in this city, to which you will respond,
#55
is the very finest physician in this city, to which you will respond,
#56
"You are!"
#57
If you do not reply in a timely and exuberant fashion,
#58
If you do not reply in a timely and exuberant fashion,
#59
my associate will take his mop and, these are his words, not mine,
#60
my associate will take his mop and, these are his words, not mine,
#61
"Popsicle you."
#62
Now my lovely ex-wife will demonstrate.
#63
Now my lovely ex-wife will demonstrate.
#64
Darling, just exactly who is the very best physician in our fair city?
#65
Darling, just exactly who is the very best physician in our fair city?
#66
You are. And now, as agreed,
#67
you owe me a night on the town and some "me getting to finish" sex.
#68
you owe me a night on the town and some "me getting to finish" sex.
#69
Well done. Now, down the line we go!
#70
Well done. Now, down the line we go!
#71
- You are! - You are!
#72
- You are! - You are!
#73
God! Why?
#74
Combined "you" and "are." "Yar." Made no sense.
#75
Combined "you" and "are." "Yar." Made no sense.
#76
It's true, Lonnie. Everybody heard it. Poke him again.
#77
It's true, Lonnie. Everybody heard it. Poke him again.
#78
Bob Kelso. Will you be joining us?
#79
There was a line. I assumed it had something to do with cupcakes.
#80
Bob, obviously you read the article.
#81
Bob, obviously you read the article.
#82
Last publication I read was the issue of Out
#83
Last publication I read was the issue of Out
#84
my son left by the crapper when home asking for money.
#85
You'll never get my validation, hotshot.
#86
You'll never get my validation, hotshot.
#87
And just exactly where was the poke?
#88
And just exactly where was the poke?
#89
I froze. Gimme 20 bucks. I'll crack him over the head.
#90
I froze. Gimme 20 bucks. I'll crack him over the head.
#91
Only kill him if you have to.
#92
That was amazing, baby. I've never felt so close to you.
#93
Oh, me too.
#94
Turk?
#95
Were you not done cuddling?
#96
I was thinking maybe we could go to J.D.'s half-acre.
#97
I was thinking maybe we could go to J.D.'s half-acre.
#98
Put a blanket down. You can lie in my lap while I stroke your hair.
#99
Put a blanket down. You can lie in my lap while I stroke your hair.
#100
Real reason, Turk.
#101
J.D. Has a Slip 'n Slide, I wanna show off my new moves.
#102
J.D. Has a Slip 'n Slide, I wanna show off my new moves.
#103
I call this "The Captain."
#104
I call this "The Captain."
#105
Right. And then, wait, "The Dolphin."
#106
Sometimes I think you and J.D. Are more of a couple than we are.
#107
Sometimes I think you and J.D. Are more of a couple than we are.
#108
Tell her I've known you longer.
#109
(theme song)
#110
(theme song)
#111
I just don't usually burn this bad.
#112
Don't worry. Later, I'm gonna find some aloe
#113
Don't worry. Later, I'm gonna find some aloe
#114
and rub it on wherever it hurts.
#115
and rub it on wherever it hurts.
#116
It's just on my back, really.
#117
That was innuendo. You were gonna work on this.
#118
Oh. Right, right, right. OK.
#119
Oh. Right, right, right. OK.
#120
It also hurts under my pants... in my pants.
#121
It also hurts under my pants... in my pants.
#122
Damn it! I can't get this!
#123
You'll get it. You'll get it.
#124
You'll get it. You'll get it.
#125
What? Laverne, what?
#126
What? Laverne, what?
#127
No judgment here, child.
#128
People were starting to talk about Elliot and Keith.
#129
People were starting to talk about Elliot and Keith.
#130
But I decided to stay above the fray. Then I changed my mind.
#131
But I decided to stay above the fray. Then I changed my mind.
#132
Can you believe those two?
#133
No, I can't. All that carrying on in public.
#134
No, I can't. All that carrying on in public.
#135
- It's way too much. - It's just too much.
#136
- It's way too much. - It's just too much.
#137
I switched places so I could go again.
#138
I switched places so I could go again.
#139
- Dr Dorian? - Yes, Rex.
#140
Mrs Levin won't take her medication.
#141
Mrs Levin won't take her medication.
#142
Mrs Levin has dementia, Rex.
#143
And I know she loves sweets, so take the pill, put it in some raspberry jam,
#144
And I know she loves sweets, so take the pill, put it in some raspberry jam,
#145
put it on your finger, dip it in her mouth. Hello!
#146
put it on your finger, dip it in her mouth. Hello!
#147
Rex would remember that morning as the time he lost his finger tip.
#148
Rex would remember that morning as the time he lost his finger tip.
#149
With patients, it's luck.
#150
You can't choose how tolerant they are.
#151
Young man, can you make sure they don't give me any black blood?
#152
Young man, can you make sure they don't give me any black blood?
#153
I'll try.
#154
I'll try.
#155
Can't choose how classy they are.
#156
Oh, your hernia stitches look great, Mr Borland.
#157
Oh, your hernia stitches look great, Mr Borland.
#158
Could you give them a kiss?
#159
Could you give them a kiss?
#160
Maybe later.
#161
Bottom line, you can't choose your patients.
#162
Bottom line, you can't choose your patients.
#163
Hello.
#164
It's about time. Are you my doctor?
#165
It's about time. Are you my doctor?
#166
Yes, I am. I'm gonna go ahead and give you a second
#167
Yes, I am. I'm gonna go ahead and give you a second
#168
so you can think about just how lucky that makes you.
#169
Don't try to be funny.
#170
Don't try to be funny.
#171
Here's a list of things I'm going to need you to take care of.
#172
Here's a list of things I'm going to need you to take care of.
#173
That is so helpful. I'll take a look at this.
#174
That is so helpful. I'll take a look at this.
#175
- Hey. - When are you coming over tonight?
#176
I can't. I'm on-call.
#177
I'm really worried about a patient with metastatic adenocarcinoma.
#178
I'm really worried about a patient with metastatic adenocarcinoma.
#179
See? This is why I hate cancer.
#180
See? This is why I hate cancer.
#181
Listen up.
#182
You are!
#183
We're not doing that anymore.
#184
We're not doing that anymore.
#185
Now you're fairly strong at diagnosing, right?
#186
Now you're fairly strong at diagnosing, right?
#187
- Yes. - Terrific.
#188
I need you to figure out what's wrong with that third-floor coffee machine.
#189
I need you to figure out what's wrong with that third-floor coffee machine.
#190
Gandharoo, I need you to talk to a young pregnant black girl
#191
Gandharoo, I need you to talk to a young pregnant black girl
#192
who will not let me call her mom.
#193
Why would she listen to me?
#194
Why would she listen to me?
#195
I may have told her that you were Kanye West.
#196
I may have told her that you were Kanye West.
#197
I'm all right with that.
#198
Let's go, group.
#199
Let's go, group.
#200
Look at our three manly men.
#201
Look at our three manly men.
#202
- Perry gets his chest waxed. - Keith loves to knit pillows.
#203
- Perry gets his chest waxed. - Keith loves to knit pillows.
#204
- Turk might be sterile. - We have a winner.
#205
I can't get pregnant and I got a fertility test.
#206
I can't get pregnant and I got a fertility test.
#207
Why not ask him to get tested?
#208
Turk is sensitive when it comes to his manliness.
#209
Turk is sensitive when it comes to his manliness.
#210
Remember when I told him his backpack looked like a purse?
#211
Remember when I told him his backpack looked like a purse?
#212
Turk, honey, I didn't mean it.
#213
Turk, honey, I didn't mean it.
#214
I am a man! And a man does not carry a purse!
#215
I am a man! And a man does not carry a purse!
#216
Yeah!
#217
Yeah!
#218
If you can't ask him, then what will you do?
#219
That's easy. I'm gonna sperm-jack him.
#220
That's easy. I'm gonna sperm-jack him.
#221
Sure, sure.
#222
I've made a little tweak to the schedule.
#223
Lisa, you're on tonight and Keith is off
#224
Lisa, you're on tonight and Keith is off
#225
because he's got hospital-related business.
#226
because he's got hospital-related business.
#227
Don't give me that. You'd be off if you had a good reason.
#228
Don't give me that. You'd be off if you had a good reason.
#229
- If you and I were sleeping together? - The only woman in this hospital
#230
- If you and I were sleeping together? - The only woman in this hospital
#231
that I would even consider sleeping with is Jamie in Paediatrics.
#232
that I would even consider sleeping with is Jamie in Paediatrics.
#233
I know.
#234
And secondly, I'm the attending, so tough tuchus.
#235
And secondly, I'm the attending, so tough tuchus.
#236
- Wow. - It's just so unfair!
#237
- Wow. - It's just so unfair!
#238
So unfair.
#239
It really is very unfair, you guys.
#240
It really is very unfair, you guys.
#241
Hey, Gizmo, can you check on Mr Jensen for me?
#242
Hey, Gizmo, can you check on Mr Jensen for me?
#243
No problem, Brown Bear. Are you nude right now?
#244
No problem, Brown Bear. Are you nude right now?
#245
Yeah! How'd you know?
#246
Your voice is always higher when you're nude.
#247
Your voice is always higher when you're nude.
#248
That's true.
#249
It's not weird you know that at all.
#250
It's not weird you know that at all.
#251
Bob, just a note about the tapioca. I'm much more partial to flan.
#252
Bob, just a note about the tapioca. I'm much more partial to flan.
#253
You're a flan fan. It's fun to say, more fun to eat.
#254
You're a flan fan. It's fun to say, more fun to eat.
#255
Anyway, anything that you need, you just ask Dr Cox.
#256
Perry, Bonnie here is an old friend.
#257
Perry, Bonnie here is an old friend.
#258
- Can't say I'm shocked. - Take care of her.
#259
- Can't say I'm shocked. - Take care of her.
#260
You can count on me, Bobbo!
#261
Here's the lowdown. In three hours, my shift ends.
#262
Here's the lowdown. In three hours, my shift ends.
#263
I will be leaving and meeting with my ex-wife
#264
I will be leaving and meeting with my ex-wife
#265
for a celebratory "best doctor in the city" date which is guaranteed to end
#266
for a celebratory "best doctor in the city" date which is guaranteed to end
#267
in crazy hotel sex.
#268
I'm thinking six-inch heels, a leather mask, fishnet stockings.
#269
I'm thinking six-inch heels, a leather mask, fishnet stockings.
#270
Who knows? She may even get dressed up.
#271
The good news for you, though, is that you have a case of hypercalcemia.
#272
The good news for you, though, is that you have a case of hypercalcemia.
#273
Any trained monkey can treat it. Let's see who that monkey's gonna be.
#274
Any trained monkey can treat it. Let's see who that monkey's gonna be.
#275
Any trained monkey can treat it. Let's see who that monkey's gonna be.
#276
Banana.
#277
Rex it is. Have a great night.
#278
Rex it is. Have a great night.
#279
You're in very capable nine-fingered hands.
#280
You're in very capable nine-fingered hands.
#281
I don't know what's gotten into you, baby, but I am turned on.
#282
I don't know what's gotten into you, baby, but I am turned on.
#283
I don't know what's gotten into you, baby, but I am turned on.
#284
OK, baby. This might feel a little bit weird,
#285
but I promise you, you will love it.
#286
but I promise you, you will love it.
#287
Honey? How could you think I wouldn't notice this on my dangle?
#288
Honey? How could you think I wouldn't notice this on my dangle?
#289
You were enjoying it until it started making that grinding noise.
#290
You were enjoying it until it started making that grinding noise.
#291
I know we're having a hard time getting pregnant,
#292
I know we're having a hard time getting pregnant,
#293
but, sweetness, it could be you.
#294
I already got tested.
#295
I already got tested.
#296
Oh.
#297
Oh.
#298
Turk.
#299
I'm a man!
#300
I'm a man!
#301
And men can make babies.
#302
I'm not afraid to tell you. It'll be a hell of a night.
#303
I'm not afraid to tell you. It'll be a hell of a night.
#304
I got us a penthouse.
#305
- How much did that run? - About five bucks.
#306
- How much did that run? - About five bucks.
#307
While I'm in the shower you can read it and get revved up.
#308
While I'm in the shower you can read it and get revved up.
#309
- Awesome. - Oh, now what the hell, Mongo?
#310
- Awesome. - Oh, now what the hell, Mongo?
#311
- Sorry, I'm his man now. - Hello.
#312
Don't get me wrong. I hit him hard. Twice.
#313
Don't get me wrong. I hit him hard. Twice.
#314
It just made him mad. Guy's got a skull like a mountain goat.
#315
It just made him mad. Guy's got a skull like a mountain goat.
#316
Perry, when I told you to treat Mrs Cooke, I meant it.
#317
Perry, when I told you to treat Mrs Cooke, I meant it.
#318
If I wanted to waste my breath, I'd have given my wife mouth-to-mouth
#319
when she went into cardiac arrest. She's OK.
#320
when she went into cardiac arrest. She's OK.
#321
My mistress used to be a lifeguard. Now get back in there.
#322
My mistress used to be a lifeguard. Now get back in there.
#323
Sorry. Looks like we're gonna have to take a rain check.
#324
Sorry. Looks like we're gonna have to take a rain check.
#325
No. You are.
#326
No. You are.
#327
- Enjoy your evening. - Thank you.
#328
No can do.
#329
No can do.
#330
- We're gonna get going. - No, no.
#331
There is no way that you get to spring your little boy-toy here
#332
There is no way that you get to spring your little boy-toy here
#333
for a night of passionless passion while my ass is here
#334
for a night of passionless passion while my ass is here
#335
and Jordan's in a hotel whispering sweet nothings to a shower nozzle.
#336
and Jordan's in a hotel whispering sweet nothings to a shower nozzle.
#337
I'm gonna hang out back here.
#338
I'm gonna hang out back here.
#339
I'll tell you what we're gonna do. We'll leave it up to your interns.
#340
I'll tell you what we're gonna do. We'll leave it up to your interns.
#341
Who here doesn't think that Barbie should abuse her power?
#342
Who here doesn't think that Barbie should abuse her power?
#343
There we go. Fair and square. Face-jock stays.
#344
It's a strange feeling when everyone's stuck in hell and you're not.
#345
It's a strange feeling when everyone's stuck in hell and you're not.
#346
- I might be sterile? - Oh, honey. Stay calm.
#347
- I might be sterile? - Oh, honey. Stay calm.
#348
- Nobody knows but us. - You firing blanks, buddy?
#349
- Nobody knows but us. - You firing blanks, buddy?
#350
I was just glad to watch TV and, for once, not be in a world of crap.
#351
I was just glad to watch TV and, for once, not be in a world of crap.
#352
- Why didn't you stand up for me? - Or not.
#353
- Why didn't you stand up for me? - Or not.
#354
Attendings switch schedules all the time.
#355
You switched last week and I defended you.
#356
Know what's going on? You don't like Keith.
#357
Know what's going on? You don't like Keith.
#358
Go ahead, tell me I'm wrong.
#359
Thanks, J.D. You're a great friend.
#360
At least you're not sterile.
#361
Amen to that, C Bear.
#362
Amen to that, C Bear.
#363
The next morning, I braced myself for Elliot's odd brand of revenge.
#364
The next morning, I braced myself for Elliot's odd brand of revenge.
#365
And there it was.
#366
And there it was.
#367
Did you individually drain all my eggs?
#368
Morning!
#369
Fine. I'll just have an apple.
#370
Looking for this?
#371
Looking for this?
#372
How did you do that?
#373
I'm having a rough morning, Brown Bear. How you doing with your sterility?
#374
I'm having a rough morning, Brown Bear. How you doing with your sterility?
#375
I can't talk about that right now. I'm in an elevator.
#376
Not reading you, Brown Bear. I repeat. Are you still sterile?
#377
Not reading you, Brown Bear. I repeat. Are you still sterile?
#378
This is so juicy, I feel dizzy.
#379
Stupid watchie-talkie.
#380
I heard they want to have children, but they can't 'cause he...
#381
I heard they want to have children, but they can't 'cause he...
#382
Don't worry, baby. I'll kick her ass for you later.
#383
Don't worry, baby. I'll kick her ass for you later.
#384
We can go to the clinic after work.
#385
I can handle this myself.
#386
I can handle this myself.
#387
When you went to get your test, you didn't take me.
#388
- Are you sure? - Yeah.
#389
- Are you sure? - Yeah.
#390
Yeah, besides, I've been giving the fellas some inspirational pep talks.
#391
Yeah, besides, I've been giving the fellas some inspirational pep talks.
#392
You got to want it, boys.
#393
You got to want it, boys.
#394
There is no "I" in sperm.
#395
Hey. You get the patient with gelastic seizures.
#396
Hey. You get the patient with gelastic seizures.
#397
Awesome. Every intern wanted this case.
#398
Awesome. Every intern wanted this case.
#399
You're asking for trouble. Everybody's already talking.
#400
You're asking for trouble. Everybody's already talking.
#401
He's the best. He shouldn't be punished because he has to sleep with me.
#402
He's the best. He shouldn't be punished because he has to sleep with me.
#403
- Has to? - Gets to... He gets to sleep with me.
#404
- Has to? - Gets to... He gets to sleep with me.
#405
As a woman, have you ever noticed how self-esteem issues just creep up on you?
#406
As a woman, have you ever noticed how self-esteem issues just creep up on you?
#407
I have sausage fingers.
#408
Remember when I pulled strings with the board
#409
Remember when I pulled strings with the board
#410
and got Perry that promotion? Yeah.
#411
and got Perry that promotion? Yeah.
#412
People started talking and Perry ended up emasculated.
#413
So it worked out great for me.
#414
I should not care what other people think. Right, Carla?
#415
I should not care what other people think. Right, Carla?
#416
Oh, sweetie, they're beautiful.
#417
Oh, sweetie, they're beautiful.
#418
They're kielbasas.
#419
They're kielbasas.
#420
Come in, Brown Bear. Come in, Brown Bear.
#421
Come in, Brown Bear. Come in, Brown Bear.
#422
If you're around, I'm having some java out front.
#423
If you're around, I'm having some java out front.
#424
I'm hit. I'm hit.
#425
I'm hit. I'm hit.
#426
Oh, this is gonna be fantastic.
#427
Oh, this is gonna be fantastic.
#428
All right, look. I know I said I wanted to go by myself to get tested today.
#429
All right, look. I know I said I wanted to go by myself to get tested today.
#430
But I've been doing some thinking and... I'm scared.
#431
But I've been doing some thinking and... I'm scared.
#432
So it would mean a lot if you went with me.
#433
So it would mean a lot if you went with me.
#434
Of course, buddy.
#435
Of course, buddy.
#436
You know I'm not comfortable getting busy with myself.
#437
You're in luck. This happens to be my specialty.
#438
You're in luck. This happens to be my specialty.
#439
Some tips. If you can't get over that you're doing it to yourself,
#440
Some tips. If you can't get over that you're doing it to yourself,
#441
sit on your arm until it falls asleep then pull it out and use that.
#442
sit on your arm until it falls asleep then pull it out and use that.
#443
I call it "The Stranger."
#444
I call it "The Stranger."
#445
If I ever have kids, you are never allowed to baby-sit.
#446
If I ever have kids, you are never allowed to baby-sit.
#447
I can't believe you're ready.
#448
We spend all day taking care of old people. Washing, cleaning them.
#449
We spend all day taking care of old people. Washing, cleaning them.
#450
Why bring that home?
#451
J.D., we're talking about kids, not going home to a house full of old folks.
#452
J.D., we're talking about kids, not going home to a house full of old folks.
#453
J.D., we're talking about kids, not going home to a house full of old folks.
#454
Fellas, two quick announcements.
#455
First of all, whoever's been filling my TiVo with JAG reruns,
#456
let's cut it out.
#457
let's cut it out.
#458
And secondly, Harvey, no matter how drunk you get, I like to sleep alone.
#459
And secondly, Harvey, no matter how drunk you get, I like to sleep alone.
#460
I like to snuggle.
#461
That's your problem, buddy. I got my own thing.
#462
That's your problem, buddy. I got my own thing.
#463
OK. Chris Turk?
#464
OK. Chris Turk?
#465
Yeah.
#466
We're ready for you.
#467
We're ready for you.
#468
Excuse me.
#469
Are any of the reading materials in there available for us out here?
#470
Are any of the reading materials in there available for us out here?
#471
Hey, J.D. This is that... black surgeon that you always hang out with.
#472
Hey, J.D. This is that... black surgeon that you always hang out with.
#473
Come on outside to the ramp, dawg.
#474
Come on outside to the ramp, dawg.
#475
Any second. Any second now.
#476
Any second. Any second now.
#477
Oh, for God's sake, breathe through your nose. You sound like my bulldog.
#478
Oh, for God's sake, breathe through your nose. You sound like my bulldog.
#479
You know, as a doctor, I rarely root for the disease,
#480
You know, as a doctor, I rarely root for the disease,
#481
but with you I find myself cheering,
#482
"Go hypercalcemia with underlying MEN syndrome! Go! Go! Go!"
#483
"Go hypercalcemia with underlying MEN syndrome! Go! Go! Go!"
#484
"Go hypercalcemia with underlying MEN syndrome! Go! Go! Go!"
#485
Do you drink out of the toilet? My bulldog drinks out of the toilet.
#486
Do you drink out of the toilet? My bulldog drinks out of the toilet.
#487
God Almighty.
#488
Dr Reid, we think it is lame that you give Keith preferential treatment.
#489
Dr Reid, we think it is lame that you give Keith preferential treatment.
#490
Dr Reid, we think it is lame that you give Keith preferential treatment.
#491
We're filing a complaint with Dr Kelso.
#492
OK. You know what? You guys can tell Kelso whatever you want.
#493
OK. You know what? You guys can tell Kelso whatever you want.
#494
He's gonna hear facts. I'm sleeping with Keith, his schedule's shifted
#495
He's gonna hear facts. I'm sleeping with Keith, his schedule's shifted
#496
and he gets the most interesting cases. Who wants 20 bucks?
#497
and he gets the most interesting cases. Who wants 20 bucks?
#498
That won't work. I don't have that much, so...
#499
I just got in here.
#500
What are you doing here?
#501
I was thinking about my fertility test
#502
I was thinking about my fertility test
#503
and how badly I wanted you to be there.
#504
Baby, I'm a man.
#505
We're not that vulnerable.
#506
We're not that vulnerable.
#507
I don't really know why I didn't tell you about it.
#508
I don't really know why I didn't tell you about it.
#509
I guess I was just scared that, if I got bad news, I'd be letting you down.
#510
I guess I was just scared that, if I got bad news, I'd be letting you down.
#511
I can see how you'd feel that way.
#512
I can see how you'd feel that way.
#513
Anyway, I thought I'd come over.
#514
Anyway, I thought I'd come over.
#515
Thanks, sweetie.
#516
But you might want to go outside 'cause I'm about to fill this up.
#517
But you might want to go outside 'cause I'm about to fill this up.
#518
Why would I wait outside?
#519
Why would I wait outside?
#520
- That's what's up. - That's what's up.
#521
You are more than welcome to have your goon take my thumbs
#522
and break them if you want to, Bob, but I am officially O-U-T out.
#523
and break them if you want to, Bob, but I am officially O-U-T out.
#524
and break them if you want to, Bob, but I am officially O-U-T out.
#525
I don't see how you could like that woman.
#526
I don't see how you could like that woman.
#527
I don't. She was married to my best friend, Richard.
#528
I don't. She was married to my best friend, Richard.
#529
He died a few years back. You know the deal with friends.
#530
He died a few years back. You know the deal with friends.
#531
If they love 'em, you have to, like it or not.
#532
If they love 'em, you have to, like it or not.
#533
Do you really believe that?
#534
Or are you just saying that to look good?
#535
Or are you just saying that to look good?
#536
Who am I kidding? You don't care what anybody thinks.
#537
Who am I kidding? You don't care what anybody thinks.
#538
I gotta tell you, though.
#539
You gave me some good advice about how to deal with Elliot.
#540
You gave me some good advice about how to deal with Elliot.
#541
- Can I fire him? - Sleep on it.
#542
- Can I fire him? - Sleep on it.
#543
Say, one more thing about devil-lady in there.
#544
Say, one more thing about devil-lady in there.
#545
Why me?
#546
I know it's a minor condition, Perry, but you know how things can turn.
#547
I know it's a minor condition, Perry, but you know how things can turn.
#548
I know it's a minor condition, Perry, but you know how things can turn.
#549
But you wanted me in there because I'm the best what, Bob?
#550
But you wanted me in there because I'm the best what, Bob?
#551
- No. - Say it,
#552
- No. - Say it,
#553
or I will go in there and tell her you're dying to be with her more often.
#554
or I will go in there and tell her you're dying to be with her more often.
#555
- Beg your pardon? - You're the best doctor.
#556
- Beg your pardon? - You're the best doctor.
#557
Thank you, Bob. That means a lot to me.
#558
Thank you, Bob. That means a lot to me.
#559
I know that everyone is very upset,
#560
I know that everyone is very upset,
#561
but I really don't think there's any need to bother Dr Kelso.
#562
but I really don't think there's any need to bother Dr Kelso.
#563
It's too late, Dr Reid.
#564
Right, it is too late, because from now on,
#565
Right, it is too late, because from now on,
#566
I'm gonna be handing out all case assignments.
#567
I'm gonna be handing out all case assignments.
#568
For instance, this cool case right here.
#569
For instance, this cool case right here.
#570
Give it to the most annoying intern?
#571
That'd be you, Lisa.
#572
That'd be you, Lisa.
#573
Maybe give it to the incompetent intern missing a finger.
#574
Maybe give it to the incompetent intern missing a finger.
#575
Because that would be you, Rex.
#576
Or maybe I should just give it to the best intern.
#577
Or maybe I should just give it to the best intern.
#578
Which would be you, Keith.
#579
Which would be you, Keith.
#580
Now if anyone wants to tell on me to whomever they like, they can.
#581
Now if anyone wants to tell on me to whomever they like, they can.
#582
Now if anyone wants to tell on me to whomever they like, they can.
#583
Good day.
#584
- Here you go. - Thanks again, Dr. D.
#585
- Here you go. - Thanks again, Dr. D.
#586
All right. If you like him, I like him.
#587
- Hey! I'm not sterile! - Congratulations!
#588
- Hey! I'm not sterile! - Congratulations!
#589
My friends were happy, and even though I felt like the fifth wheel,
#590
My friends were happy, and even though I felt like the fifth wheel,
#591
I could take solace in something.
#592
Turk, I forgot. I can't raid the freezer with you.
#593
Be careful in there. They lock it up at three.
#594
Be careful in there. They lock it up at three.
#595
I'm gonna kill him.
#596
I had finally won one.
#597
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#598
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