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Season 5, Episode 15 — My Extra Mile

#1
Now that Elliot and Keith were serious, she started buying him gifts.

#2
Now that Elliot and Keith were serious, she started buying him gifts.

#3
It's a mouth harp! Oh, awesome!

#4
Keith was shockingly good at pretending to like crappy presents.

#5
Keith was shockingly good at pretending to like crappy presents.

#6
But know what he was best at?

#7
But know what he was best at?

#8
Keith, we need more popcorn, yeah.

#9
Being girl bait.

#10
Being girl bait.

#11
Here's how it goes down.

#12
Keith comes back, Elliot marks her territory so the girls know he's taken,

#13
Keith comes back, Elliot marks her territory so the girls know he's taken,

#14
Keith comes back, Elliot marks her territory so the girls know he's taken,

#15
and I pick off one of the smaller ones that comes by.

#16
and I pick off one of the smaller ones that comes by.

#17
I'm a doctor.

#18
I'm a landowner.

#19
I'm a landowner.

#20
Burt Reynolds is my father.

#21
I love sports.

#22
Keith, more popcorn.

#23
See, that's how it works.

#24
You have the cutest hair.

#25
You have the cutest hair.

#26
These old rags?

#27
OK, OK. So you're both... fertile,

#28
OK, OK. So you're both... fertile,

#29
yet you're still unable to conceive, so... How often do you make love?

#30
yet you're still unable to conceive, so... How often do you make love?

#31
- Twice today. - Actually, it was three times.

#32
- Twice today. - Actually, it was three times.

#33
You were asleep for the last one.

#34
You were asleep for the last one.

#35
Oh, wow. That really happened?

#36
It was weird that you were in one of my sex dreams.

#37
It was weird that you were in one of my sex dreams.

#38
He is not allowed to dream about me. Gets too freaky.

#39
He is not allowed to dream about me. Gets too freaky.

#40
Cirque du Soleil freaky.

#41
One time, she was skinless.

#42
One time, she was skinless.

#43
OK. Stress is often a factor in conception.

#44
OK. Stress is often a factor in conception.

#45
So tell me, do you think stress might be an issue?

#46
So tell me, do you think stress might be an issue?

#47
I swear, if you don't knock me up tonight,

#48
I swear, if you don't knock me up tonight,

#49
there's no more sex until you steal me a baby. So do it right this time.

#50
there's no more sex until you steal me a baby. So do it right this time.

#51
There's a little stress.

#52
OK, the antibiotics have brought your fever down.

#53
OK, the antibiotics have brought your fever down.

#54
Is there anything else I can do?

#55
Yeah, I'm auditioning for my church's senior citizen production

#56
Yeah, I'm auditioning for my church's senior citizen production

#57
of Streetcar Named Desire. Would you mind running lines with me?

#58
of Streetcar Named Desire. Would you mind running lines with me?

#59
I'd be happy to.

#60
I'd be happy to.

#61
"If I didn't know you was my wife's sister, I'd get ideas about you."

#62
"If I didn't know you was my wife's sister, I'd get ideas about you."

#63
I can't believe you think I'd do this with you. Are you insane?

#64
I can't believe you think I'd do this with you. Are you insane?

#65
I can't believe you think I'd do this with you. Are you insane?

#66
Seriously, I'm a doctor.

#67
What page are you on?

#68
What page are you on?

#69
Why didn't you read lines with the old guy?

#70
Why didn't you read lines with the old guy?

#71
My job is to make sick people better,

#72
My job is to make sick people better,

#73
not to help Bernie score a slice of Episcopalian tail on opening night.

#74
not to help Bernie score a slice of Episcopalian tail on opening night.

#75
Sometimes, you gotta go the extra mile.

#76
That's what makes me such a special doctor.

#77
That's what makes me such a special doctor.

#78
That and your amazing ability to switch back and forth

#79
That and your amazing ability to switch back and forth

#80
between male and female genitalia.

#81
between male and female genitalia.

#82
Snap out of it. We don't have time for your daydreaming.

#83
Snap out of it. We don't have time for your daydreaming.

#84
I believe medicine is about more than treating the disease.

#85
I believe medicine is about more than treating the disease.

#86
Gotta be there for people. Take Mrs Cohen.

#87
When she broke her hip, I treated that.

#88
She left her car double-parked,

#89
She left her car double-parked,

#90
so being an "extra mile" kind of guy, I went and took care of it.

#91
so being an "extra mile" kind of guy, I went and took care of it.

#92
Sorry. It's been a little while since I drove stick.

#93
Sorry. It's been a little while since I drove stick.

#94
Wonder how she got out of that truck? That's how she broke her hip.

#95
Wonder how she got out of that truck? That's how she broke her hip.

#96
(Theme Song)

#97
(Theme Song)

#98
I'm saying it's important to go the extra mile with patients.

#99
I'm saying it's important to go the extra mile with patients.

#100
It's like I was telling this girl.

#101
- Why tell her? - I didn't.

#102
- Why tell her? - I didn't.

#103
I wanted to show you who I'm going out with.

#104
Look, there's a reason that I can't go the extra mile with patients.

#105
Look, there's a reason that I can't go the extra mile with patients.

#106
- It's something personal. - You can confide in me.

#107
I'm a good doctor. Kelly Ripa!

#108
I'm a good doctor. Kelly Ripa!

#109
It didn't bother me Dr Cox had "Kelly Ripa'd" me,

#110
because I knew it would never catch on, no matter how much he wanted it to.

#111
because I knew it would never catch on, no matter how much he wanted it to.

#112
This, however, did upset me.

#113
This, however, did upset me.

#114
Carol, we got the bone marrow biopsy back and...

#115
Carol, we got the bone marrow biopsy back and...

#116
...you have leukaemia.

#117
...you have leukaemia.

#118
What?

#119
Yes. But the good news is it's treatable.

#120
We have to get started right away.

#121
We have to get started right away.

#122
In four and a half years, I've watched Stephanie,

#123
go through a multitude of irritating fads:

#124
go through a multitude of irritating fads:

#125
UGG boots, campaign for better grammar among staff

#126
UGG boots, campaign for better grammar among staff

#127
and the double European air-kiss.

#128
Seeing as you are sorority sisters,

#129
Seeing as you are sorority sisters,

#130
I was hoping you'd be able tell me when this "extra mile" crap is likely to end.

#131
I was hoping you'd be able tell me when this "extra mile" crap is likely to end.

#132
It'll never end. He's relentless.

#133
Why do you think I was out Sunday buying comics for my patient?

#134
Why do you think I was out Sunday buying comics for my patient?

#135
They're giving away free Tastykakes at the comic book store?

#136
They're giving away free Tastykakes at the comic book store?

#137
That worked better when you were fat.

#138
- I know. - Damn it!

#139
- I know. - Damn it!

#140
All right, Jake, here it is, the latest Vengeance.

#141
All right, Jake, here it is, the latest Vengeance.

#142
Had to travel to five stores to find that.

#143
Had to travel to five stores to find that.

#144
This is last month's.

#145
I'll track down the new one,

#146
I'll track down the new one,

#147
but right now, I got to make sure I have a job next year, OK?

#148
but right now, I got to make sure I have a job next year, OK?

#149
Since there were only three attending spots for ten residents,

#150
Dr Kelso could basically treat them like his own personal valets.

#151
Dr Kelso could basically treat them like his own personal valets.

#152
All-day sucker, my ass. Try 20 minutes.

#153
Sir, quick question.

#154
Sir, quick question.

#155
Make it very quick. I'm about to vomit.

#156
Make it very quick. I'm about to vomit.

#157
Why was I told to drop everything and look after a new patient?

#158
Mr Sommer is the cousin of one of the trustees.

#159
Not important enough to warrant face time with me,

#160
Not important enough to warrant face time with me,

#161
but connected enough that if these ding-dongs kill him,

#162
but connected enough that if these ding-dongs kill him,

#163
- it'll be my ass. - Can you cover my patients?

#164
- She's watching someone for me. - I'll find somebody.

#165
- She's watching someone for me. - I'll find somebody.

#166
'Cause I'm just a nurse, I can't look after everybody?

#167
'Cause I'm just a nurse, I can't look after everybody?

#168
- Precisely. - J.D., why don't you tell me

#169
- Precisely. - J.D., why don't you tell me

#170
what's wrong with Mrs Jones? Without looking at a chart.

#171
Carla knew that, without charts, doctors didn't know much about patients.

#172
Carla knew that, without charts, doctors didn't know much about patients.

#173
Carla knew that, without charts, doctors didn't know much about patients.

#174
Mr Barry, I misplaced your chart. I forgot, what's wrong with you again?

#175
Mr Barry, I misplaced your chart. I forgot, what's wrong with you again?

#176
Oh, that's right. You have a kitty cat stuck in your mouth.

#177
Oh, that's right. You have a kitty cat stuck in your mouth.

#178
Or should I say you have a person stuck around you, little guy?

#179
Or should I say you have a person stuck around you, little guy?

#180
It's not like nurses know everything.

#181
Carla's gearing up to explode. Save yourself.

#182
Carla's gearing up to explode. Save yourself.

#183
Attempt the casual side-switch.

#184
Attempt the casual side-switch.

#185
And you're there. Now angry at Kelso.

#186
- Bob, how dare you? - Exactly.

#187
- Bob, how dare you? - Exactly.

#188
You worry about what I can handle?

#189
You worry about what I can handle?

#190
Vascular Surgery wants an update every two hours,

#191
I'm weaning Mrs Jones' dopamine from ten to five,

#192
I'm weaning Mrs Jones' dopamine from ten to five,

#193
Meyerson's wound is dehiscing

#194
Meyerson's wound is dehiscing

#195
and Mr Wilder is turfed to Psych. He thinks he's Flo from Alice.

#196
and Mr Wilder is turfed to Psych. He thinks he's Flo from Alice.

#197
Kiss my grits!

#198
Exactly, Flo! Exactly!

#199
Exactly, Flo! Exactly!

#200
I hope you learned something today.

#201
Get a load of Mr Extra Mile Guy's leukaemia patient,

#202
Get a load of Mr Extra Mile Guy's leukaemia patient,

#203
sitting in there all by herself.

#204
sitting in there all by herself.

#205
He's probably out getting a cake shaped like a cancerous white blood cell.

#206
He's probably out getting a cake shaped like a cancerous white blood cell.

#207
All right, team, let's stay close. Come on.

#208
All right, team, let's stay close. Come on.

#209
Carol! Look who I found.

#210
Carol! Look who I found.

#211
Larry? Dad? How?

#212
Right after I got your test results back,

#213
Right after I got your test results back,

#214
I got on the horn with your dad and we started a phone tree.

#215
I got on the horn with your dad and we started a phone tree.

#216
There were some tears, mostly mine, but we got it done.

#217
There were some tears, mostly mine, but we got it done.

#218
You are the most amazing doctor.

#219
You are the most amazing doctor.

#220
Hear that, Perry?

#221
I'm the most amazing doctor because I went the extra 5,280 feet.

#222
I'm the most amazing doctor because I went the extra 5,280 feet.

#223
What's that? That's right, it's a mile.

#224
What's that? That's right, it's a mile.

#225
And how does that makes me feel? Keith!

#226
And how does that makes me feel? Keith!

#227
Thank you.

#228
Thank you.

#229
Attention, surgical residents still hoping to have a job next year.

#230
Attention, surgical residents still hoping to have a job next year.

#231
The annual blood drive is upon us

#232
The annual blood drive is upon us

#233
and I will be needing a volunteer to greet our donors

#234
and I will be needing a volunteer to greet our donors

#235
as the hospital's new mascot,

#236
as the hospital's new mascot,

#237
the friendly hypodermic needle, Mr Prick.

#238
the friendly hypodermic needle, Mr Prick.

#239
We'll probably change the name.

#240
We'll probably change the name.

#241
I'm so sick of this. If the jobs were given to whoever is the best surgeon,

#242
I'm so sick of this. If the jobs were given to whoever is the best surgeon,

#243
I would get all three of those damn spots.

#244
I would get all three of those damn spots.

#245
It's the same on medical. The only reason I got

#246
It's the same on medical. The only reason I got

#247
that oncology rotation is I let Dr Morgan take me

#248
- to his brother's wedding. - Ricky Morgan?

#249
- to his brother's wedding. - Ricky Morgan?

#250
Mm-hm.

#251
- He works in the cafeteria. - What?!

#252
- He works in the cafeteria. - What?!

#253
- What. - Listen, kissing ass

#254
is the way it's done around here, there's nothing you can do about it.

#255
is the way it's done around here, there's nothing you can do about it.

#256
We have to all band together and agree not to be exploited by Dr Kelso.

#257
We have to all band together and agree not to be exploited by Dr Kelso.

#258
We have to all band together and agree not to be exploited by Dr Kelso.

#259
From now on, we will only be judged by our skill and abilities. Who's with me?

#260
From now on, we will only be judged by our skill and abilities. Who's with me?

#261
That's right! That's right!

#262
From here on out, no more getting him coffee,

#263
From here on out, no more getting him coffee,

#264
no more washing his car,

#265
no more taking his son to the local steam baths to meet men.

#266
no more taking his son to the local steam baths to meet men.

#267
no more taking his son to the local steam baths to meet men.

#268
Well, hey, you guys got him coffee.

#269
"Together" on three. One, two, three.

#270
"Together" on three. One, two, three.

#271
- Together! - Let's go!

#272
What are you doing?

#273
Chief of medicine said to pay special attention,

#274
Chief of medicine said to pay special attention,

#275
and I take time to get to know my patients.

#276
So, first question, are you allergic to any?

#277
So, first question, are you allergic to any?

#278
- What? - I need some advice.

#279
- What? - I need some advice.

#280
- Which do you prefer? - What's the occasion?

#281
- Which do you prefer? - What's the occasion?

#282
Me wiping up gunk.

#283
Me wiping up gunk.

#284
I was cleaning Kelso's tie rack and assumed I could have it.

#285
I was cleaning Kelso's tie rack and assumed I could have it.

#286
The Armani is affective on urine,

#287
- whereas the Yves Saint Laurent is... - No, no.

#288
- whereas the Yves Saint Laurent is... - No, no.

#289
What? Where'd he go?

#290
Carol's family had welcomed me as their own.

#291
Carol's family had welcomed me as their own.

#292
No more so than her brother, Larry.

#293
- Eagle! - I told you not to call me Lawrence.

#294
- Eagle! - I told you not to call me Lawrence.

#295
And I told you I never get dizzy.

#296
And I told you I never get dizzy.

#297
OK. Let me tell you guys why we are here.

#298
OK. Let me tell you guys why we are here.

#299
Carol is starting a journey, OK?

#300
Obviously, the chemo is gonna be tough, but we're all here for you.

#301
Obviously, the chemo is gonna be tough, but we're all here for you.

#302
Anything you go through, we go through together.

#303
Anything you go through, we go through together.

#304
So you've all banded together.

#305
So you've all banded together.

#306
I never thought I'd see the day when we would pick the three surgeons

#307
I never thought I'd see the day when we would pick the three surgeons

#308
who would care for people of this great hospital based solely on merit.

#309
who would care for people of this great hospital based solely on merit.

#310
I hope you're proud of yourselves.

#311
This is a preliminary ranking of your technical skills.

#312
This is a preliminary ranking of your technical skills.

#313
So whenever you get a chance...

#314
Life in a hospital is humbling.

#315
Making you realise you're not as skilled as you thought...

#316
Making you realise you're not as skilled as you thought...

#317
SURGICAL RESIDENT RANKINGS 4. CHRISTOPHER TURK

#318
SURGICAL RESIDENT RANKINGS 4. CHRISTOPHER TURK

#319
Fourth?! I'm fourth?

#320
Fourth?! I'm fourth?

#321
... or as on the ball as you thought.

#322
- How's Mr Sommer doing? - Actually, sir...

#323
- How's Mr Sommer doing? - Actually, sir...

#324
He's perfectly fine. He's in tiptop shape.

#325
Good.

#326
What, are you wearing, a cup?

#327
What, are you wearing, a cup?

#328
People try to hit me there more than you'd think.

#329
The key is to be ready for it.

#330
I was not ready for this.

#331
Since Carol is gonna lose her hair,

#332
Since Carol is gonna lose her hair,

#333
we decided we'd all shave our heads. He even agreed to do the cutting.

#334
we decided we'd all shave our heads. He even agreed to do the cutting.

#335
You're up next, big guy.

#336
You're up next, big guy.

#337
I mean, come on. You're all in this together, right?

#338
I can't believe you all shaved your heads.

#339
How great. Even Nana.

#340
How great. Even Nana.

#341
And you don't look creepy or alien-like at all.

#342
And you don't look creepy or alien-like at all.

#343
Are you ready to run the extra mile?

#344
You can't let him know you don't wanna do this.

#345
You can't let him know you don't wanna do this.

#346
Meet his gaze. Meet it twice as hard!

#347
Meet his gaze. Meet it twice as hard!

#348
Dr Dorian, we need you.

#349
Bentley's condition is getting worse.

#350
Bentley's condition is getting worse.

#351
God bless his herpes.

#352
I'm gonna take care of that. When I come back...

#353
I'm gonna take care of that. When I come back...

#354
Pause for effect. Pause for effect.

#355
Pause for effect. Pause for effect.

#356
...we're gonna shave this thing. - Yeah!

#357
...we're gonna shave this thing. - Yeah!

#358
Yeah! Oh, yeah!

#359
How the hell could I be fourth?!

#360
I know Bonnie's good and Figsack has mad hands,

#361
I know Bonnie's good and Figsack has mad hands,

#362
but somehow, I keep forgetting that Todd is a skilled surgeon.

#363
but somehow, I keep forgetting that Todd is a skilled surgeon.

#364
How come you didn't page me about that consult?

#365
I did. You're wearing your garage opener on your hip.

#366
I did. You're wearing your garage opener on your hip.

#367
Ladies and gentlemen, number two.

#368
Ladies and gentlemen, number two.

#369
Kelso's gonna kill me. I can't find Mr Sommer.

#370
Kelso's gonna kill me. I can't find Mr Sommer.

#371
Did you look between Mr Spring and Mr Fall?

#372
- Too easy. - Hey, you know?

#373
- Too easy. - Hey, you know?

#374
- More armour? - No.

#375
Actually, I am sneaking trays out of the cafeteria. I'm building a shed.

#376
Actually, I am sneaking trays out of the cafeteria. I'm building a shed.

#377
Actually, I am sneaking trays out of the cafeteria. I'm building a shed.

#378
This is partially your fault, so you're gonna help me.

#379
Whenever I lose something in the morgue, I just retrace my steps.

#380
Whenever I lose something in the morgue, I just retrace my steps.

#381
I'm looking for something,

#382
and I know I came to the vending machine,

#383
and I know I came to the vending machine,

#384
then I dropped a quarter, which rolled over here,

#385
and, yep, there you are.

#386
and, yep, there you are.

#387
Soon as you take your eyes off 'em, you lose 'em.

#388
Soon as you take your eyes off 'em, you lose 'em.

#389
They're like children. Big dead children.

#390
They're like children. Big dead children.

#391
I treated that girl at the free clinic. Born without nipples.

#392
I treated that girl at the free clinic. Born without nipples.

#393
I knew there was something wrong! She's too perfect.

#394
I was kidding, J.D. I have never seen her in my life. Kelly Ripa!

#395
I was kidding, J.D. I have never seen her in my life. Kelly Ripa!

#396
- Told you it'd catch on. - I don't think it's funny.

#397
- Told you it'd catch on. - I don't think it's funny.

#398
How's that leukaemia patient doing?

#399
I'm hiding. I don't want to be bald.

#400
It won't work for me.

#401
It might accentuate my spoon-chest.

#402
- Yeah. - Plus, the girl I'm dating

#403
- Yeah. - Plus, the girl I'm dating

#404
is totally into my hair.

#405
She's got to be interested in more than your hair.

#406
She's got to be interested in more than your hair.

#407
If it weren't for your hair, I don't think I'd be remotely interested in you.

#408
If it weren't for your hair, I don't think I'd be remotely interested in you.

#409
I'm sure there's something else she's into.

#410
I'm sure there's something else she's into.

#411
No, there's nothing else.

#412
There is. Even if she won't admit it.

#413
There is. Even if she won't admit it.

#414
Know what, I'm stuck. I have to shave this down.

#415
Know what, I'm stuck. I have to shave this down.

#416
You don't have to go the extra mile. That's what I'm trying to tell you.

#417
You don't have to go the extra mile. That's what I'm trying to tell you.

#418
What happened to the days when you listened to me?

#419
That was a long time ago. Listen to me.

#420
That was a long time ago. Listen to me.

#421
Not in this lifetime.

#422
Not in this lifetime.

#423
Listen, Newbie,

#424
you're not a completely, horrible, incompetent doctor.

#425
you're not a completely, horrible, incompetent doctor.

#426
While I'd never let any relatives be your patient,

#427
While I'd never let any relatives be your patient,

#428
if it was someone that I knew, an acquaintance,

#429
if it was someone that I knew, an acquaintance,

#430
I might be OK with you treating them.

#431
Thank you.

#432
Thank you.

#433
The only thing you owe Carol is to treat her the best you can.

#434
The only thing you owe Carol is to treat her the best you can.

#435
Hey, where you been?

#436
Oh, Larry, man. I don't think I can shave my head.

#437
Oh, Larry, man. I don't think I can shave my head.

#438
What about Carol?

#439
She'll be OK. She has all you guys.

#440
She'll be OK. She has all you guys.

#441
You look over there.

#442
Excuse me, nurse.

#443
Hi! How 'bout a poke?

#444
Hi! How 'bout a poke?

#445
I have a husband, OK? And he's big and he's black and...

#446
I have a husband, OK? And he's big and he's black and...

#447
Baby, baby, it's me! But I do love that you go to that big and black stuff.

#448
Baby, baby, it's me! But I do love that you go to that big and black stuff.

#449
I can't wait to bear the fruit of your loins.

#450
I can't wait to bear the fruit of your loins.

#451
Baby, wait!

#452
This is the only way I can suck up to Kelso without the surgeons knowing.

#453
This is the only way I can suck up to Kelso without the surgeons knowing.

#454
There you are.

#455
There you are.

#456
- You're not Mr Sommer. - No, I'm not.

#457
No harm done.

#458
No harm done.

#459
What's up... with y'all?

#460
What's up... with y'all?

#461
Hey, Dr Turk. What happened to you?

#462
I found the latest issue

#463
I found the latest issue

#464
at a comic book store a mile and a half away. Here you go.

#465
at a comic book store a mile and a half away. Here you go.

#466
Actually, I ran there in a foam needle suit, but you don't care.

#467
Actually, I ran there in a foam needle suit, but you don't care.

#468
Thanks, Dr Turk.

#469
Christopher, I heard you were sweating the rankings.

#470
Christopher, I heard you were sweating the rankings.

#471
No. I'm married and trying to have a baby.

#472
No. I'm married and trying to have a baby.

#473
Not having a job would be a big boost for me.

#474
Not having a job would be a big boost for me.

#475
You're a good surgeon. Plus, your bedside manner is really important.

#476
You're a good surgeon. Plus, your bedside manner is really important.

#477
There's no one on that list who spends more time with their patients.

#478
There's no one on that list who spends more time with their patients.

#479
Are you saying I have a job?

#480
If you are trying to "Kelly Ripa" me right now, I will freak out.

#481
If you are trying to "Kelly Ripa" me right now, I will freak out.

#482
I got a job!

#483
The good news is, his head isn't in the storage room.

#484
The good news is, his head isn't in the storage room.

#485
I once found a head. It's a funny story. I put it in my locker.

#486
I once found a head. It's a funny story. I put it in my locker.

#487
I didn't have time to get to Lost and Found, forgot about it.

#488
Come back to work on Monday, open my locker... Head!

#489
Come back to work on Monday, open my locker... Head!

#490
Plus rats! I panicked. I didn't know what to do.

#491
Plus rats! I panicked. I didn't know what to do.

#492
I grabbed the thing and ran to the roof, punt it,

#493
and I shank it wide-left.

#494
and I shank it wide-left.

#495
It's heading down, right for Kelso sitting in his convertible.

#496
It's heading down, right for Kelso sitting in his convertible.

#497
I'm out of a job, right? Wrong.

#498
At that second, a hawk flies in,

#499
At that second, a hawk flies in,

#500
grabs it and flies off with it.

#501
grabs it and flies off with it.

#502
I know. We're in a city. What's a hawk doing there?

#503
I know. We're in a city. What's a hawk doing there?

#504
I can't believe you get a locker and I don't.

#505
Dr Reid, I need to meet you in Radiology

#506
Dr Reid, I need to meet you in Radiology

#507
to go over some test results.

#508
to go over some test results.

#509
Yeah, it's over, Ricky.

#510
I know you're stealing trays. Stop it.

#511
Buzz off.

#512
Buzz off.

#513
The orderly lost my chart for Mr Tyler in 406.

#514
The orderly lost my chart for Mr Tyler in 406.

#515
Would we have his dosages?

#516
You put him on penicillin, he was allergic, so you put him on vancomycin.

#517
You put him on penicillin, he was allergic, so you put him on vancomycin.

#518
Thank you.

#519
Put some of that crazy-nurse memory to use on our missing dude.

#520
Put some of that crazy-nurse memory to use on our missing dude.

#521
Well, he was an older guy

#522
Well, he was an older guy

#523
and he was on an IV, so he couldn't have gotten very far.

#524
and he was on an IV, so he couldn't have gotten very far.

#525
He was jittery and he had this weird circle tan line on his arm.

#526
He was jittery and he had this weird circle tan line on his arm.

#527
It was the nicotine patch. He was trying to quit smoking.

#528
It was the nicotine patch. He was trying to quit smoking.

#529
Should I not be out here?

#530
Should I not be out here?

#531
There he is, Mr Spot on His Lungs.

#532
There he is, Mr Spot on His Lungs.

#533
Don't worry, we'll pop that lung out,

#534
get it to the dry cleaners and have it back after five.

#535
We like to have fun.

#536
I made up that hawk story.

#537
Yeah. I know you're not as weird as you want people to think you are.

#538
Yeah. I know you're not as weird as you want people to think you are.

#539
Nana! How you doing?

#540
Looking hot in the tracksuit. Gym's on the second floor.

#541
Looking hot in the tracksuit. Gym's on the second floor.

#542
Date time.

#543
Date time.

#544
Dude. There you are. Two things.

#545
First, aliens are here wearing tracksuits.

#546
First, aliens are here wearing tracksuits.

#547
- Oh, no, that's Nana. - Second... I got a job.

#548
- Oh, no, that's Nana. - Second... I got a job.

#549
- Nice. - If you hadn't pushed me

#550
to do that extra mile stuff, that wouldn't have happened,

#551
to do that extra mile stuff, that wouldn't have happened,

#552
so thank you.

#553
so thank you.

#554
You got a hottie waiting for you at the bar. You go get her!

#555
- Where were we? - Do I smell banana conditioner?

#556
- Where were we? - Do I smell banana conditioner?

#557
That's one of my conditioners, yes.

#558
That's one of my conditioners, yes.

#559
As great as this was, I couldn't stop thinking about what Turk said and how...

#560
As great as this was, I couldn't stop thinking about what Turk said and how...

#561
This girl really digs hair.

#562
This girl really digs hair.

#563
It's hard getting what happens at the hospital out of your head.

#564
It's hard getting what happens at the hospital out of your head.

#565
How was your first stress-free day?

#566
Horrible. You?

#567
Horrible. You?

#568
Worse.

#569
Let's make a baby.

#570
Let's make a baby.

#571
If it doesn't work this time, I'll kill myself.

#572
If it doesn't work this time, I'll kill myself.

#573
Not helping with the stress.

#574
If I didn't leave that bar and go back,

#575
I'd never be able to enjoy any simple things,

#576
I'd never be able to enjoy any simple things,

#577
even a woman eating my former bangs.

#578
even a woman eating my former bangs.

#579
Voila.

#580
See, that's the thing about being an extra mile guy.

#581
You never know who it's gonna rub off on.

#582
You never know who it's gonna rub off on.

#583
"Sister Blanche, I've got a little birthday remembrance for you."

#584
"Sister Blanche, I've got a little birthday remembrance for you."

#585
"Oh, have you, Stanley?

#586
"Oh, have you, Stanley?

#587
I wasn't expecting any."

#588
I wasn't expecting any."

#589
"I hope you like it."

#590
- You're hating this, aren't you? - No, that's not it at all.

#591
- You're hating this, aren't you? - No, that's not it at all.

#592
I don't believe for a second you really want me to leave.

#593
I don't believe for a second you really want me to leave.

#594
You gotta feel it, Lyle. Get involved.

#595
You gotta feel it, Lyle. Get involved.

#596
What do you people say? Let's take it from the top?

#597
What do you people say? Let's take it from the top?

#598
"Sister Blanche, I've got a little birthday remembrance for you."

#599
"Sister Blanche, I've got a little birthday remembrance for you."

#600
Again. Do it with some force.

#601
Again. Do it with some force.

#602
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#603
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