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Season 5, Episode 16 — My Bright Idea
#1
A month ago, I shaved my head to show solidarity with a leukaemia patient.
#2
A month ago, I shaved my head to show solidarity with a leukaemia patient.
#3
Of course, there were ramifications.
#4
Of course, there were ramifications.
#5
Hello, I'm your doctor.
#6
Hello, I'm your doctor.
#7
# Hare Krishna... #
#8
Oh, no, no. I know I've got the hair, but I'm not one of you... people.
#9
Oh, no, no. I know I've got the hair, but I'm not one of you... people.
#10
Hello. How are you? Well, I have been known to tambour.
#11
Hello. How are you? Well, I have been known to tambour.
#12
# Hare Krishna He's a Krishna
#13
# Hare Krishna He's a Krishna
#14
# The best Krishna. #
#15
After our tambourine jam, they gave me some literature,
#16
After our tambourine jam, they gave me some literature,
#17
but I'm not the type easily sucked in by that stuff.
#18
but I'm not the type easily sucked in by that stuff.
#19
- Morning, Dr Dorian. - Praise be to Krishna!
#20
Damn it!
#21
Damn it!
#22
Hey, Mr Coleman, how are you feeling?
#23
Hey, Mr Coleman, how are you feeling?
#24
# They call me mellow yellow... #
#25
# They call me mellow yellow... #
#26
Mr Coleman, the hepatitis is doing a number on your liver,
#27
Mr Coleman, the hepatitis is doing a number on your liver,
#28
you're obviously very jaundiced...
#29
Yellow! Oh, "mellow yellow", I get it! That's funny.
#30
Yellow! Oh, "mellow yellow", I get it! That's funny.
#31
I never knew what that song was about.
#32
Now I finally get it. Liver disease.
#33
We're gonna give you suppressive therapy and do everything we can
#34
We're gonna give you suppressive therapy and do everything we can
#35
to make sure you don't need a liver transplant, OK?
#36
to make sure you don't need a liver transplant, OK?
#37
- OK. - All right. We'll see you, Mr Coleman.
#38
- OK. - All right. We'll see you, Mr Coleman.
#39
Unfortunately, a month later...
#40
- Let's hear it. - Frank, we have no more options.
#41
- Let's hear it. - Frank, we have no more options.
#42
We gotta get you a new liver.
#43
So how's the boy toy thing going?
#44
So how's the boy toy thing going?
#45
I'm thinking of trading Perry in for a younger model.
#46
We're getting kind of serious...
#47
We're getting kind of serious...
#48
Excuse me, I need a moment of silence so I can get into a meditative state
#49
Excuse me, I need a moment of silence so I can get into a meditative state
#50
where I block out any irritating white noise.
#51
I call it my happy place.
#52
I call it my happy place.
#53
You know, it's kind of rude...
#54
- I understand you... - Sweetie, he can't hear you.
#55
Really?
#56
Really?
#57
I was the one who puked on your Porsche
#58
after Turk and Carla's wedding.
#59
after Turk and Carla's wedding.
#60
That has been eating at me for two years. Anyway...
#61
That has been eating at me for two years. Anyway...
#62
Keith is great. The only problem is his last name.
#63
Keith is great. The only problem is his last name.
#64
- It's... Dudemeister. - Oh, that doesn't even sound real.
#65
- It's... Dudemeister. - Oh, that doesn't even sound real.
#66
It's German, Dudemeister. It means "master of dudes."
#67
It's German, Dudemeister. It means "master of dudes."
#68
One of the reasons I divorced Perry was his last name.
#69
One of the reasons I divorced Perry was his last name.
#70
- You don't like Cox? - Actually, I love Cox.
#71
- You don't like Cox? - Actually, I love Cox.
#72
Greatest conversation ever.
#73
- See, that's the problem. - This sausage is huge!
#74
- See, that's the problem. - This sausage is huge!
#75
Excuse me, ladies. I'm needed elsewhere.
#76
Excuse me, ladies. I'm needed elsewhere.
#77
The four of us should go out for a drink sometime.
#78
- We're free tonight. - It's a couple date.
#79
- We're free tonight. - It's a couple date.
#80
Done!
#81
Something horrible just happened.
#82
Something horrible just happened.
#83
All right, buddy. Today's the day.
#84
All right, buddy. Today's the day.
#85
The amazing thing about livers is that a person with a healthy one
#86
The amazing thing about livers is that a person with a healthy one
#87
can have part of it removed and give it to somebody else.
#88
can have part of it removed and give it to somebody else.
#89
For Frank, that person was his brother, Marc.
#90
Hey, someone order liver?
#91
Jell-O? Jell-O? Is this thing on? Jell-O?
#92
Jell-O? Jell-O? Is this thing on? Jell-O?
#93
That was good.
#94
Marc was a stand-up comic on a cruise ship.
#95
If I'm not careful, they'll put me in the pun-itentiary.
#96
If I'm not careful, they'll put me in the pun-itentiary.
#97
He was a genius.
#98
Thanks for doing this for me, man.
#99
Thanks for doing this for me, man.
#100
What's mine is yours, little bro. You know that.
#101
- I didn't get that one. - Me neither.
#102
If you ever donated a body part to me, you know which one I'd want?
#103
If you ever donated a body part to me, you know which one I'd want?
#104
Thanks for the butt, player!
#105
Thanks for the butt, player!
#106
You better have a reason for taking my man's badonkadonkdonk.
#107
I do, Carla. I'm building something.
#108
I do, Carla. I'm building something.
#109
- What? - A brick house
#110
- What? - A brick house
#111
It's mighty, mighty just lettin' it all hang out
#112
It's mighty, mighty just lettin' it all hang out
#113
She's a brick house
#114
She's a brick house
#115
Dr Turk, Todd needs you in the lab.
#116
Dr Turk, Todd needs you in the lab.
#117
Tell Todd he can kiss my big black ass.
#118
Tell Todd he can kiss my big black ass.
#119
- I bet you wish you could say that. - I do!
#120
- I bet you wish you could say that. - I do!
#121
(theme song)
#122
(theme song)
#123
These gowns do not protect the fellas against a cool breeze, do they?
#124
These gowns do not protect the fellas against a cool breeze, do they?
#125
These gowns do not protect the fellas against a cool breeze, do they?
#126
You'll get used to it.
#127
We'll be back to check on you later, all right?
#128
We'll be back to check on you later, all right?
#129
OK. We'll be the guys that look like us.
#130
- How does he come up with this stuff?
#131
- He could be a dynamite centre square.
#132
- He could be a dynamite centre square.
#133
Dude, four more hours and I am off.
#134
You mean, we are off. I changed my schedule,
#135
You mean, we are off. I changed my schedule,
#136
which means I have Thursday nights off, we are going out.
#137
which means I have Thursday nights off, we are going out.
#138
You'll be my wing man, even though you're horrible at it.
#139
When have I been a bad wing man?
#140
When have I been a bad wing man?
#141
Dude, are you sure this isn't offensive?
#142
Dude, are you sure this isn't offensive?
#143
Nobody else is wearing a costume.
#144
Buddy, relax. These are my guys, all right?
#145
Buddy, relax. These are my guys, all right?
#146
As long you're with me, they'll find this funny.
#147
As long you're with me, they'll find this funny.
#148
All right.
#149
That looks like Talia.
#150
That looks like Talia.
#151
What's up?!
#152
What's up?!
#153
My bad, my bad.
#154
That wasn't Talia.
#155
Every time I saw them, they yelled "cracker."
#156
Every time I saw them, they yelled "cracker."
#157
How did they know I like crackers?
#158
Please don't make me go out with Barbie and, yes,
#159
Please don't make me go out with Barbie and, yes,
#160
I know it's too easy, Ken.
#161
But we haven't gone out with another couple in over a year.
#162
But we haven't gone out with another couple in over a year.
#163
Jordan, there's a reason for that.
#164
Jordan, there's a reason for that.
#165
Whoa, whoa. Slow down there, big guy.
#166
Whoa, whoa. Slow down there, big guy.
#167
Why, Zeltzer? It's not like I'm driving.
#168
Why, Zeltzer? It's not like I'm driving.
#169
I know, but there was a roofie in it.
#170
I'm not sure if I'm OK with that.
#171
Three, two, one...
#172
Party time.
#173
I think we should give them another chance.
#174
I think we should give them another chance.
#175
Nurse Espinosa, I need your help with something.
#176
Nurse Espinosa, I need your help with something.
#177
My dog, Baxter, passed away last night.
#178
I've dealt with it emotionally, but I can't stop crying.
#179
I've dealt with it emotionally, but I can't stop crying.
#180
I need you to run interference for me.
#181
I need you to run interference for me.
#182
Keep people from seeing me vulnerable.
#183
So you think I'll automatically do this?
#184
So you think I'll automatically do this?
#185
You think my ego is so big
#186
that I'll be flattered that I'm the only one you open up to?
#187
that I'll be flattered that I'm the only one you open up to?
#188
I'll do it.
#189
- Wish us luck, guys. - Good luck, fellas.
#190
- All the best. - I'm rooting for you.
#191
- All the best. - I'm rooting for you.
#192
And I will see you, my friend, later.
#193
Wonderful.
#194
What are you gonna do? Stay up late, eat raw cookie dough,
#195
What are you gonna do? Stay up late, eat raw cookie dough,
#196
and pinkie swear your diet will start tomorrow?
#197
What is your problem?
#198
What is your problem?
#199
Jordan's forcing me to double date with the Dudemeisters.
#200
Jordan's forcing me to double date with the Dudemeisters.
#201
'Cause of J.D., I gotta miss Turk Night.
#202
I have three nights off during the week.
#203
I have three nights off during the week.
#204
Two of those, Carla has off too, so we do married stuff.
#205
Two of those, Carla has off too, so we do married stuff.
#206
Fighting, bickering and the occasional quickie.
#207
Exactly. But Thursday nights, I got the apartment to myself.
#208
Exactly. But Thursday nights, I got the apartment to myself.
#209
So, you know, I come home...
#210
So, you know, I come home...
#211
I walk in the door.
#212
I immediately get comfortable.
#213
I immediately get comfortable.
#214
Then I take care of all my busy work,
#215
Then I take care of all my busy work,
#216
case dictations, patient charts, everything.
#217
case dictations, patient charts, everything.
#218
Then I watch whatever's on ESPN.
#219
- Stay tuned for more Gilmore Girls. - Mothers and daughters.
#220
- Stay tuned for more Gilmore Girls. - Mothers and daughters.
#221
They speak so fast but they speak so true.
#222
They speak so fast but they speak so true.
#223
Then I make some important work calls.
#224
Then I make some important work calls.
#225
- Did you see it? - I am so mad at Lorelai,
#226
I can't even talk right now.
#227
I can't even talk right now.
#228
That's Turk Night.
#229
God, you're boring.
#230
- Hey. Just need to talk to Kelso. - You can't come in.
#231
- Hey. Just need to talk to Kelso. - You can't come in.
#232
Why?
#233
- I have no pants on. - He spilled coffee on them.
#234
- I have no pants on. - He spilled coffee on them.
#235
Wish I didn't have to see those pale legs.
#236
Wish I didn't have to see those pale legs.
#237
Ask for a new label maker in the pharmacy.
#238
The P is broken and nobody knows what "enicillin" is.
#239
The P is broken and nobody knows what "enicillin" is.
#240
- Sir, she just wants... - Just tell her no.
#241
- Sir, she just wants... - Just tell her no.
#242
- But, sir... - If it makes you feel better,
#243
- But, sir... - If it makes you feel better,
#244
you can pretend you're fighting for her. Yell, "Hear me out, Bob."
#245
- Hear me out, you old jackass. - No ad-libbing.
#246
- Hear me out, you old jackass. - No ad-libbing.
#247
Now send her packing.
#248
Now send her packing.
#249
- He said yes. - Coolio!
#250
You think you're funny.
#251
My job is to spend the day saying "no" to people,
#252
My job is to spend the day saying "no" to people,
#253
and now that you have let a "yes" spread out into the world,
#254
and now that you have let a "yes" spread out into the world,
#255
you have opened the floodgates.
#256
you have opened the floodgates.
#257
- Can we have Bibles in the rooms? - No.
#258
- Can we have Bibles in the rooms? - No.
#259
- Can I get a better hands-free headset? - No.
#260
- Can I get a better hands-free headset? - No.
#261
Can I be allowed back in the men's locker room?
#262
Can I be allowed back in the men's locker room?
#263
- Can I get some new work boots? - No.
#264
- Can I get some new work boots? - No.
#265
Guess the old ones work. I do have more requests.
#266
Guess the old ones work. I do have more requests.
#267
I need an anvil, barbed wire, and a bow and arrow.
#268
- How about a sled dog? - No.
#269
- How about a sled dog? - No.
#270
- Cowboy hat? - No.
#271
- Javelin? Ferris wheel? Stun gun? - No.
#272
- Javelin? Ferris wheel? Stun gun? - No.
#273
- Pelican. - No!
#274
I'll be on the couch napping.
#275
I'll be on the couch napping.
#276
Sweetie, calm down.
#277
If you're miserable, you can talk to me, OK?
#278
If you're miserable, you can talk to me, OK?
#279
I won't abandon you, all right?
#280
I won't abandon you, all right?
#281
- My God! I love your necklace! - I got it from the Indians in the park.
#282
- My God! I love your necklace! - I got it from the Indians in the park.
#283
Let's go to the bathroom, you can try it on.
#284
Hey, Dr Cox, can you get me a beer? I forgot my I.D.
#285
Hey, Dr Cox, can you get me a beer? I forgot my I.D.
#286
I can't believe people hang out at bowling alleys.
#287
It's great. Surround yourself with new friends,
#288
It's great. Surround yourself with new friends,
#289
you say one clever thing, and you're in. Watch this.
#290
you say one clever thing, and you're in. Watch this.
#291
You guys, let's tally it up. Gather around.
#292
You guys, let's tally it up. Gather around.
#293
Whoa, Carol! 180! Amazing.
#294
Whoa, Carol! 180! Amazing.
#295
Lisa, you had a 125.
#296
- Turk, 192. - That's how we do.
#297
- Turk, 192. - That's how we do.
#298
And I bowled a gentleman's 40.
#299
And I bowled a gentleman's 40.
#300
Now, who wants to help me off with my shoes?
#301
I forgot to wear socks.
#302
I forgot to wear socks.
#303
I'm losing them.
#304
I'm losing them.
#305
If you ladies remain in this area, we'll bring back drinks.
#306
If you ladies remain in this area, we'll bring back drinks.
#307
- Nice save. - Thank you.
#308
- Krishnas. - Relax, they'll never recognise you.
#309
- Krishnas. - Relax, they'll never recognise you.
#310
Good to see you again.
#311
Good to see you again.
#312
What's up?
#313
I hate it when Keith wears that shirt.
#314
We get it. You like sports.
#315
We get it. You like sports.
#316
Sweetie, you have to dress your man.
#317
Sweetie, you have to dress your man.
#318
For God's sake, Perry walked out of the house tonight in a hockey jersey.
#319
For God's sake, Perry walked out of the house tonight in a hockey jersey.
#320
Dr Cox, when you first...
#321
Hey, you. Make an effort.
#322
You may tell me who your favourite sports team is. Keep it short.
#323
You may tell me who your favourite sports team is. Keep it short.
#324
Detroit Red Wings.
#325
Detroit Red Wings.
#326
For the next 20 minutes, you will sit in silence
#327
For the next 20 minutes, you will sit in silence
#328
while I tell you why the Detroit Red Wings
#329
are the greatest franchise in the history of sports.
#330
are the greatest franchise in the history of sports.
#331
On September 25, 1926...
#332
On September 25, 1926...
#333
Look at you, man!
#334
Your colour's back. There's no sign of infection.
#335
Your colour's back. There's no sign of infection.
#336
I feel great.
#337
- You look great, man. I'm glad. - Thanks.
#338
- You look great, man. I'm glad. - Thanks.
#339
Unfortunately, things weren't going as well for Marc.
#340
He's hypotensive and tachycardic.
#341
Sometimes, that's the way life works.
#342
The person who does the nice thing is the one who suffers most.
#343
The person who does the nice thing is the one who suffers most.
#344
Whether it's giving up Turk Night for a friend...
#345
Whether it's giving up Turk Night for a friend...
#346
Christopher, why haven't you finished your case reports?
#347
Christopher, why haven't you finished your case reports?
#348
Sorry, I was gonna do them last night,
#349
but I wound up going out with my buddy.
#350
but I wound up going out with my buddy.
#351
Just get them done.
#352
Or going out with an intern to make your wife happy.
#353
Or going out with an intern to make your wife happy.
#354
Oh, hey, Dr Cox, we're going for coffee. Want to come?
#355
Oh, hey, Dr Cox, we're going for coffee. Want to come?
#356
Get the hell away from me.
#357
Get the hell away from me.
#358
Why are you all smiling?
#359
Keith said you'd be mean, but then you'd tell us sports stories.
#360
Keith said you'd be mean, but then you'd tell us sports stories.
#361
Oh, my God!
#362
Oh, my God!
#363
Hi.
#364
Hi.
#365
Or agreeing to be the bad guy for your boss.
#366
- I'm still... - Oh, come on!
#367
When you're the one who ends up paying the price,
#368
it can make you wonder...
#369
it can make you wonder...
#370
He's bleeding out. Prep the O.R.
#371
Can I have the crash cart in here?
#372
Can I have the crash cart in here?
#373
... was it worth it?
#374
One of the ligation sutures came undone, but we got it in time.
#375
One of the ligation sutures came undone, but we got it in time.
#376
- He should be fine now. - Nurse, call me if there's any change.
#377
- He should be fine now. - Nurse, call me if there's any change.
#378
- How awesome was last night? - You got bowled by my frat brothers.
#379
We're cool. They invited me to this alumni thing in January.
#380
We're cool. They invited me to this alumni thing in January.
#381
- The Martin Luther King Fling? - Sounds hot.
#382
- The Martin Luther King Fling? - Sounds hot.
#383
We're going out Thursday, right? I got a Magic Eight Ball bowling ball.
#384
We're going out Thursday, right? I got a Magic Eight Ball bowling ball.
#385
Check it. Are the ladies gonna love this?
#386
Check it. Are the ladies gonna love this?
#387
"Ask again later"? I'm just kidding. It says yes.
#388
- Thursday night might not work. - You're going. Where are the interns?
#389
- Thursday night might not work. - You're going. Where are the interns?
#390
They're with Dr Cox. Apparently, he's mentoring and talking to them.
#391
They're with Dr Cox. Apparently, he's mentoring and talking to them.
#392
What?!
#393
What?!
#394
OK, that's it!
#395
OK, that's it!
#396
This right here is the "get hit" line. Cross it at your own risk.
#397
This right here is the "get hit" line. Cross it at your own risk.
#398
When do you turn nice? This is getting kind of old.
#399
When do you turn nice? This is getting kind of old.
#400
Never, Leslie.
#401
He knows my name!
#402
I was calling you by a random girl's name.
#403
Listen, please.
#404
I don't care about any of your problems.
#405
I don't care about any of your problems.
#406
I have no answers for any of you.
#407
I have no answers for any of you.
#408
But my boyfriend is bi-curious and he wants me to pick his lovers.
#409
But my boyfriend is bi-curious and he wants me to pick his lovers.
#410
I might have an answer for that.
#411
I might have an answer for that.
#412
I mean, come on, children.
#413
What do you actually think is going to happen here?
#414
What do you actually think is going to happen here?
#415
Do you think I'm going to take you and sit you down next to me and say,
#416
Do you think I'm going to take you and sit you down next to me and say,
#417
Do you think I'm going to take you and sit you down next to me and say,
#418
"Listen, if you need anything, you've got my pager.
#419
"Listen, if you need anything, you've got my pager.
#420
Just know that I'm there for you always"?
#421
Just know that I'm there for you always"?
#422
Oh, my God.
#423
Oh, my God.
#424
- Newbie! - No! Zip it!
#425
I am so G-darn pissed right now.
#426
I am so G-darn pissed right now.
#427
I was OK when you kept me at an arm's length,
#428
I was OK when you kept me at an arm's length,
#429
because everybody said, "That's Cox. That's how he operates."
#430
because everybody said, "That's Cox. That's how he operates."
#431
And I believed them.
#432
But now I walk in on this...
#433
But now I walk in on this...
#434
...this bi-racial love fest.
#435
...this bi-racial love fest.
#436
You know what? I hate to do it,
#437
but I'm giving you back "the pencil." That's right.
#438
but I'm giving you back "the pencil." That's right.
#439
The pencil you gave me on my third day of work.
#440
The pencil you gave me on my third day of work.
#441
You handed it off to me like a tiny yellow baton,
#442
You handed it off to me like a tiny yellow baton,
#443
like you were trying to say to me, "J.D., you are the new me.
#444
like you were trying to say to me, "J.D., you are the new me.
#445
You, J.D., are my mentee.
#446
You... are my son."
#447
You... are my son."
#448
What pencil?
#449
Oh, that's perfect.
#450
Oh, that's perfect.
#451
That's perfect.
#452
You know what? Take it.
#453
You know what? Take it.
#454
Maybe you can use it with Rex or Gloria or...
#455
Maybe you can use it with Rex or Gloria or...
#456
...that guy.
#457
That guy's name is Leslie.
#458
That guy's name is Leslie.
#459
His name is Leslie.
#460
His name is Leslie.
#461
His name is Leslie.
#462
Your name is Leslie. All right. Good for you, Leslie!
#463
Your name is Leslie. All right. Good for you, Leslie!
#464
Leslie!
#465
Leslie!
#466
So do you think everybody's still mad at me?
#467
I...
#468
I...
#469
Guys, come on! I'm the only one giving the evil eye!
#470
Guys, come on! I'm the only one giving the evil eye!
#471
We worked on this. Hey, Ted, you're giving sad eye.
#472
- It's all I've got! - I don't believe that.
#473
- It's all I've got! - I don't believe that.
#474
Now, come on. Let's suck it up.
#475
Now, come on. Let's suck it up.
#476
Dig deep. Concentrate, and just...
#477
And break.
#478
And break.
#479
Nice. Very nice, guys. Even you.
#480
I just thought about flat boobies and it made me mad.
#481
I just thought about flat boobies and it made me mad.
#482
What do I have to do to make it up to you?
#483
What do I have to do to make it up to you?
#484
Go, Ted.
#485
We want tickets to the Latin Grammys.
#486
We figured you might know someone.
#487
We figured you might know someone.
#488
- I don't. - Oh, Carla, please.
#489
- I don't. - Oh, Carla, please.
#490
Elliot, I don't!
#491
How about she buys rounds for everyone at the bar?
#492
How about she buys rounds for everyone at the bar?
#493
- Apple martinis? Cool. - That'd be fine. See you guys.
#494
- Apple martinis? Cool. - That'd be fine. See you guys.
#495
That was easy, yeah.
#496
Latin Grammys or nada.
#497
Latin Grammys or nada.
#498
Interns are looking for you.
#499
I know. I'm in my streets because I'm sneaking out,
#500
I know. I'm in my streets because I'm sneaking out,
#501
all because of couples' night.
#502
all because of couples' night.
#503
Speaking of couples' nights, I don't know if you and Jordan like camping,
#504
Speaking of couples' nights, I don't know if you and Jordan like camping,
#505
but this weekend, me, the wife and an interesting guy named Ron
#506
but this weekend, me, the wife and an interesting guy named Ron
#507
are heading out to the lake.
#508
- Keep moving, Zeltzer. - Rain check.
#509
- Keep moving, Zeltzer. - Rain check.
#510
So you gotta leave early?
#511
Thanks to Kelso,
#512
I gotta take the staff out for drinks so they don't hate me.
#513
I gotta take the staff out for drinks so they don't hate me.
#514
Thanks to J.D., I'll be up forever doing case reports.
#515
Thanks to J.D., I'll be up forever doing case reports.
#516
Plus I lost the one night off I looked forward to.
#517
Plus I lost the one night off I looked forward to.
#518
What about the two nights a week we spend together?
#519
Now I am so mad at J. D!
#520
Now I am so mad at J. D!
#521
That's it.
#522
We've got to let these people know.
#523
We've got to let these people know.
#524
Let's do this.
#525
Let's do it.
#526
Let's do it.
#527
I like this particular outfit
#528
I like this particular outfit
#529
because it's casual
#530
and the pant pockets are extra-deep, which is perfect for storing makeup.
#531
and the pant pockets are extra-deep, which is perfect for storing makeup.
#532
He's like a giant purse.
#533
He's like a giant purse.
#534
This shirt is itchy.
#535
Purses don't talk.
#536
Purses don't talk.
#537
Jordan, you promised this would never happen.
#538
Jordan, you promised this would never happen.
#539
How dare you?
#540
- Could we talk? - One sec.
#541
I just wanted to thank you for the other night.
#542
Since Perry and I had Jack, we don't get to go out that much as a couple,
#543
Since Perry and I had Jack, we don't get to go out that much as a couple,
#544
and it was really nice.
#545
and it was really nice.
#546
Don't tell anyone I'm nice.
#547
Don't tell anyone I'm nice.
#548
Dr Kelso, we need to talk.
#549
Dr Kelso, we need to talk.
#550
Baxter was a good dog.
#551
Baxter was a good dog.
#552
You never think you're gonna miss animals as much as you do.
#553
You never think you're gonna miss animals as much as you do.
#554
It was just nice having some creature in my life who never disappointed me,
#555
It was just nice having some creature in my life who never disappointed me,
#556
never judged me,
#557
never judged me,
#558
never showed up late at my 50th birthday party
#559
never showed up late at my 50th birthday party
#560
with freshly pierced nipples and a barely legal Filipino boy named Pogo,
#561
with freshly pierced nipples and a barely legal Filipino boy named Pogo,
#562
- my son Harrison. - I figured.
#563
Man's best friend, huh?
#564
Man's best friend, huh?
#565
They got that one right.
#566
At least you've stopped crying.
#567
At least you've stopped crying.
#568
No, not really.
#569
My body can't produce tears anymore, I've intentionally dehydrated myself.
#570
My body can't produce tears anymore, I've intentionally dehydrated myself.
#571
It's a risky move, I know,
#572
It's a risky move, I know,
#573
but Dr Jarvis here said it'll be all right.
#574
There's nobody standing behind you.
#575
There's nobody standing behind you.
#576
I'm going to need an IV.
#577
I'm going to need an IV.
#578
J.D., can I talk to you?
#579
J.D., can I talk to you?
#580
I can't right now. I gotta check on Frank.
#581
So are you missing the other half of your liver?
#582
So are you missing the other half of your liver?
#583
Oh, I'm not, but my gallbladder's pretty broken up about it.
#584
Oh, I'm not, but my gallbladder's pretty broken up about it.
#585
Apparently they had a thing.
#586
You've got a gift, man, a gift!
#587
You've got a gift, man, a gift!
#588
Did your brother freak out when you told him you almost died?
#589
I didn't tell Frank.
#590
I didn't tell Frank.
#591
Look at him. He's so happy.
#592
Look at him. He's so happy.
#593
If he knew what I went through, he'd feel terrible.
#594
If he knew what I went through, he'd feel terrible.
#595
Why would I wanna do that to him when I love him so much?
#596
Hey, Turk. You wanted to talk to me?
#597
Hey, Turk. You wanted to talk to me?
#598
- You wanted to talk to me? - You wanted to talk to me?
#599
- You wanted to talk to me? - You wanted to talk to me?
#600
Dr Cox, can we talk about something besides sports this time?
#601
Dr Cox, can we talk about something besides sports this time?
#602
You're OK.
#603
OK there, Keith,
#604
OK there, Keith,
#605
you may choose between good Scotch, ab workouts, or Lee Marvin movies.
#606
you may choose between good Scotch, ab workouts, or Lee Marvin movies.
#607
- And who over here needs a refill? - Yes, please.
#608
- Thanks for the 'tini, Carla. - You got it, mama.
#609
- Thanks for the 'tini, Carla. - You got it, mama.
#610
- Here you go, Grumpy. - Latin Grammys!
#611
- Here you go, Grumpy. - Latin Grammys!
#612
- Tell you the nominees. - Fabuloso.
#613
- Category? - Reggaeton.
#614
- Category? - Reggaeton.
#615
- Having a great time, man. - Me too, me too.
#616
- Having a great time, man. - Me too, me too.
#617
Cheers.
#618
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