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Season 5, Episode 17 — My Chopped Liver

#1
What is that?

#2
This is an electronic hide-and-seek game.

#3
This is an electronic hide-and-seek game.

#4
The other person wears a sensor. Closer you get, the more it beeps.

#5
The other person wears a sensor. Closer you get, the more it beeps.

#6
- Funsies. - Yeah.

#7
Mrs Factor has an aortoenteric fistula and needs a consult.

#8
Mrs Factor has an aortoenteric fistula and needs a consult.

#9
Fire away.

#10
- See her red highlights? - Yes.

#11
- See her red highlights? - Yes.

#12
Could I pull those off or am I so kidding myself?

#13
Could I pull those off or am I so kidding myself?

#14
- I don't have time. - You're playing hide-and-seek.

#15
With my nine-year-old patient, Eric.

#16
With my nine-year-old patient, Eric.

#17
He's been in the hospital for a month. He deserves a little fun.

#18
He's been in the hospital for a month. He deserves a little fun.

#19
Sorry, Turk. Sorry.

#20
Sorry, Turk. Sorry.

#21
How bad would she look with red highlights?

#22
How bad would she look with red highlights?

#23
I know. It is now my turn to hide.

#24
- I count. - All right.

#25
Close a brother up.

#26
Close a brother up.

#27
So I like to remember all the carpal bones in the hands

#28
So I like to remember all the carpal bones in the hands

#29
with a simple mnemonic device.

#30
Scaphoid, lunate, triquetrum, pisiform, trapezium, trapezoid, capitate, hamate.

#31
Scaphoid, lunate, triquetrum, pisiform, trapezium, trapezoid, capitate, hamate.

#32
Some lovers try positions that they can't handle.

#33
Some lovers try positions that they can't handle.

#34
Hey.

#35
That was not directed at you, doctor.

#36
That was not directed at you, doctor.

#37
But you should stretch first next time you try the Whirly Bird.

#38
But you should stretch first next time you try the Whirly Bird.

#39
Excuse me, does anyone here happen to have a plate of jeebies?

#40
Excuse me, does anyone here happen to have a plate of jeebies?

#41
Because these two just gave me a big old scoop of the heebies.

#42
Because these two just gave me a big old scoop of the heebies.

#43
Seriously, it cannot just be me. I want to hear from the audience.

#44
Seriously, it cannot just be me. I want to hear from the audience.

#45
I do. Dating in the workplace.

#46
I do. Dating in the workplace.

#47
She's the boss. He's the pretty intern.

#48
She's the boss. He's the pretty intern.

#49
Tell me what's bugging you. Courage.

#50
Well, sometimes they arrive in the morning and they smell like sex.

#51
Well, sometimes they arrive in the morning and they smell like sex.

#52
Gloria, telling it like it smells.

#53
Gloria, telling it like it smells.

#54
I'm proud of you.

#55
Barbie, who hurt you?

#56
Barbie, who hurt you?

#57
Is there something you want?

#58
Is there something you want?

#59
Actually, yes.

#60
It is one of those rare days where you could be of use to me.

#61
It is one of those rare days where you could be of use to me.

#62
You speak German, I have a patient from Berlin

#63
You speak German, I have a patient from Berlin

#64
and I need to tell the gentleman he has fluid in his lungs.

#65
How are you?

#66
Relax, dude. Playing electronic hide-and-seek.

#67
Relax, dude. Playing electronic hide-and-seek.

#68
Hey, baby.

#69
Hey, baby.

#70
Yeah, I know my shift's over, but...

#71
No, I'm not fooling around with J.D. I'm...

#72
No, I'm not fooling around with J.D. I'm...

#73
OK, cool. I'm on my way home.

#74
OK, cool. I'm on my way home.

#75
All right, I just took the pregnancy test. Just tell me when a minute's up.

#76
All right, I just took the pregnancy test. Just tell me when a minute's up.

#77
I just put some pizza rolls in the microwave oven.

#78
I just put some pizza rolls in the microwave oven.

#79
The minute that bad boy dings, we're good to go.

#80
The minute that bad boy dings, we're good to go.

#81
Oh, my God, I can't stand it! Thirty more seconds!

#82
Oh, my God, I can't stand it! Thirty more seconds!

#83
OK, honey. Don't get too excited.

#84
They have to cool off for a minute. That cheese is like lava.

#85
They have to cool off for a minute. That cheese is like lava.

#86
Is there a bigger idiot than you in the entire world?

#87
Is there a bigger idiot than you in the entire world?

#88
I'm seeking you, Turk!

#89
It's negative.

#90
Look at me.

#91
Hey, look at me.

#92
Hey, look at me.

#93
It's gonna happen.

#94
Eat your pizza rolls. I gotta get to work.

#95
Eat your pizza rolls. I gotta get to work.

#96
By the way, next time, buy a name brand pregnancy test,

#97
By the way, next time, buy a name brand pregnancy test,

#98
- not that generic one. - If you raised my allowance,

#99
- not that generic one. - If you raised my allowance,

#100
I wouldn't have to bargain shop to buy pizza rolls.

#101
Secondly, this pregnancy test works just as well as the name brand one.

#102
Secondly, this pregnancy test works just as well as the name brand one.

#103
Wait a second. Results in three minutes.

#104
Wait a second. Results in three minutes.

#105
Some things deserve to be tossed out on their asses.

#106
Some things deserve to be tossed out on their asses.

#107
But the thing you shouldn't toss out

#108
But the thing you shouldn't toss out

#109
is a pregnancy test that takes two minutes longer than you thought.

#110
is a pregnancy test that takes two minutes longer than you thought.

#111
Oh, my God, we're pregnant.

#112
Oh, my God, we're pregnant.

#113
(theme song)

#114
(theme song)

#115
Mr Roberts and I just love our above-ground pool.

#116
Mr Roberts and I just love our above-ground pool.

#117
In high school, I was actually all-state swimmer.

#118
Breaststroke-five! Maybe later.

#119
Breaststroke-five! Maybe later.

#120
Every workplace has that guy who has to top everyone else's story.

#121
Every workplace has that guy who has to top everyone else's story.

#122
When I was 19, I was a world-class 110-meter hurdler.

#123
When I was 19, I was a world-class 110-meter hurdler.

#124
I remember the nationals like they were yesterday.

#125
I remember the nationals like they were yesterday.

#126
Runners, take your positions.

#127
Runners, take your positions.

#128
On your mark...

#129
On your mark...

#130
...set...

#131
...set...

#132
Good race.

#133
They offered me a full ride at Grambling,

#134
They offered me a full ride at Grambling,

#135
but I slept with the president's daughter.

#136
Not the college. The president of the United States.

#137
Not the college. The president of the United States.

#138
But if Amy Carter asks you up for a nightcap, you do not say no.

#139
But if Amy Carter asks you up for a nightcap, you do not say no.

#140
No. No more.

#141
No. No more.

#142
Here are some of the lies you've told over the last five years.

#143
Here are some of the lies you've told over the last five years.

#144
You went to Harvard. You have a wife who only has a pointer and thumb pinkie.

#145
You went to Harvard. You have a wife who only has a pointer and thumb pinkie.

#146
You have a brother-dad, a mother-sister.

#147
You have two kids. Wait, one kid.

#148
You had a baby with a Chinese local. You're deaf-mute.

#149
You had a baby with a Chinese local. You're deaf-mute.

#150
Wait. You're a world-class hurdler

#151
and you slept with the beautiful and irreplaceable Amy Carter.

#152
and you slept with the beautiful and irreplaceable Amy Carter.

#153
I didn't sleep with Amy Carter. We did everything but.

#154
I didn't sleep with Amy Carter. We did everything but.

#155
And I really was a world-class hurdler.

#156
We're not buying it. Are we, gang?

#157
We're not buying it. Are we, gang?

#158
- No. - Yeah, no.

#159
- No. - Yeah, no.

#160
The people have spoken. Allow me to bask in the glow.

#161
The people have spoken. Allow me to bask in the glow.

#162
- J.D., guess what? - Not now, Turk, I'm glow-basking.

#163
- J.D., guess what? - Not now, Turk, I'm glow-basking.

#164
Dude, listen to me!

#165
Where is Carla?

#166
She just went downstairs. What is all the excitement?

#167
She just went downstairs. What is all the excitement?

#168
You tell him. No, you tell him.

#169
You tell him. No, you tell him.

#170
We're having a baby.

#171
Red states be damned. You're gonna make great fathers.

#172
Red states be damned. You're gonna make great fathers.

#173
- What's going on? - My turn.

#174
- OK. Go ahead. - Carla? Prego!

#175
- OK. Go ahead. - Carla? Prego!

#176
Oh, my God, Turk. Carla must be so happy.

#177
Oh, my God, Turk. Carla must be so happy.

#178
I haven't told her. I'm gonna now.

#179
Wait, Turk. When has a man ever been able tell his wife that she's pregnant?

#180
Wait, Turk. When has a man ever been able tell his wife that she's pregnant?

#181
Allow me to paint you a picture with my imagination brush. OK?

#182
Allow me to paint you a picture with my imagination brush. OK?

#183
You two come out in the parking lot where Carla's friends have gathered.

#184
You two come out in the parking lot where Carla's friends have gathered.

#185
They're holding a banner that says, "Carla, you're pregnant and I dove you."

#186
They're holding a banner that says, "Carla, you're pregnant and I dove you."

#187
Did I say "dove"? I did, Turk.

#188
Did I say "dove"? I did, Turk.

#189
That's when I cue the bird wrangler who releases 500 white doves into the air.

#190
That's when I cue the bird wrangler who releases 500 white doves into the air.

#191
Where do they land? I don't know. But one thing Carla knows

#192
Where do they land? I don't know. But one thing Carla knows

#193
is that in her uterus is a little, soft baby Turk.

#194
is that in her uterus is a little, soft baby Turk.

#195
Are you forgetting what happened

#196
Are you forgetting what happened

#197
when you had doves at my parents' anniversary?

#198
This won't be indoors and there won't be people throwing birdseed.

#199
This won't be indoors and there won't be people throwing birdseed.

#200
Why were people throwing seed?

#201
Why were people throwing seed?

#202
The point is you, my friend, have a chance to be on the greatest surprise

#203
The point is you, my friend, have a chance to be on the greatest surprise

#204
a husband has ever pulled for his wife,

#205
and you get credit for it the length of your entire marriage.

#206
and you get credit for it the length of your entire marriage.

#207
- I'm in! - Great.

#208
- I'm in! - Great.

#209
I'll tell everybody. You find Carla. Dr Cox...

#210
Halt. I will be doing nothing.

#211
Halt. I will be doing nothing.

#212
Well, you at least won't tell Carla, right?

#213
Well, you at least won't tell Carla, right?

#214
Ever since I was blitzkrieged by an enraged German named Otto,

#215
Ever since I was blitzkrieged by an enraged German named Otto,

#216
a certain Dr Barbie no longer exists for me,

#217
so if she was to ask me a question,

#218
so if she was to ask me a question,

#219
I wouldn't be able to hear and you'd have to repeat it.

#220
I wouldn't be able to hear and you'd have to repeat it.

#221
- Can you just please not tell Carla? - Fine.

#222
And Elliot, if you see Carla, don't get emotional.

#223
And Elliot, if you see Carla, don't get emotional.

#224
No problem.

#225
No problem.

#226
Really? Baby.

#227
Oh, my God, Turk. Carla's gonna be so happy.

#228
Oh, my God, Turk. Carla's gonna be so happy.

#229
The family wants me to do a hip surgery. What are they thinking? The guy's 92.

#230
The family wants me to do a hip surgery. What are they thinking? The guy's 92.

#231
He's their grandfather. It's not like he's a dog

#232
He's their grandfather. It's not like he's a dog

#233
and they can go to a kennel and pick out another one.

#234
and they can go to a kennel and pick out another one.

#235
We just got a lot of great new grandfathers in.

#236
We just got a lot of great new grandfathers in.

#237
OK. Look at this one. He's so cute!

#238
Hey! Get out of my yard.

#239
Hey! Get out of my yard.

#240
He's not good with people.

#241
He's not good with people.

#242
He's great, but we really don't want to separate them.

#243
He's great, but we really don't want to separate them.

#244
I already have a grandma.

#245
If I get one this little, everybody's gonna think I'm gay.

#246
Oh, look at this fellow. Come here, boy.

#247
Oh, look at this fellow. Come here, boy.

#248
Oh, look at this fellow. Come here, boy.

#249
Got a little hard candy for you.

#250
Come here. Yes. Good boy.

#251
Come here. Yes. Good boy.

#252
Who's a good boy? You got a candy you can unwrap in a movie theatre.

#253
Who's a good boy? You got a candy you can unwrap in a movie theatre.

#254
I'd name him Sebastian.

#255
Hey, what's up with the Janitor? He seems a little more lurky than usual.

#256
Hey, what's up with the Janitor? He seems a little more lurky than usual.

#257
I pissed him off earlier today. How am I supposed to avoid him?

#258
I pissed him off earlier today. How am I supposed to avoid him?

#259
Put the hide-and-seek sensor on him. That way you'll always know where he is.

#260
Put the hide-and-seek sensor on him. That way you'll always know where he is.

#261
It would take a very clever plan to hide this tiny penny-like sensor on him.

#262
It would take a very clever plan to hide this tiny penny-like sensor on him.

#263
It would take a very clever plan to hide this tiny penny-like sensor on him.

#264
Five bucks if you eat this penny.

#265
Five bucks if you eat this penny.

#266
Done... and done.

#267
We pulled it off. See if it works.

#268
My friend, we have just LoJacked the Janitor. Hello?

#269
My friend, we have just LoJacked the Janitor. Hello?

#270
I've got a patient with osteomyelitis who needs a bone biopsy.

#271
I've got a patient with osteomyelitis who needs a bone biopsy.

#272
Who do you use?

#273
You've put me in an awkward spot because I'm a healer and I want to help,

#274
You've put me in an awkward spot because I'm a healer and I want to help,

#275
but speaking to you would acknowledge your existence. You don't exist.

#276
but speaking to you would acknowledge your existence. You don't exist.

#277
So I'm going to address the stapler.

#278
So I'm going to address the stapler.

#279
Hi, stapler. The red is killer.

#280
Hi, stapler. The red is killer.

#281
By the way, there's a Dr Brownsfield who is just the most wonderful bone guy.

#282
By the way, there's a Dr Brownsfield who is just the most wonderful bone guy.

#283
What? What's that, stapler? Oh, no. She's an actual doctor.

#284
What? What's that, stapler? Oh, no. She's an actual doctor.

#285
Neither of you are very funny.

#286
Neither of you are very funny.

#287
Here are your lab results.

#288
Oh, my God, Carla.

#289
Oh, my God, Carla.

#290
- Elliot, what's wrong? - Yeah, Elliot, honey. What's wrong?

#291
- Elliot, what's wrong? - Yeah, Elliot, honey. What's wrong?

#292
Nothing, I'm just very emotional because...

#293
Nothing, I'm just very emotional because...

#294
...Keith dumped me. I have to go.

#295
...Keith dumped me. I have to go.

#296
Another one. Shoot.

#297
Another one. Shoot.

#298
Keith, I have been watching you and you've got some potential.

#299
Keith, I have been watching you and you've got some potential.

#300
You do, but can I give you one piece of advice?

#301
You do, but can I give you one piece of advice?

#302
- Please. - It is all about confidence.

#303
- Please. - It is all about confidence.

#304
Hell, be a cocky bastard. Throw 'em a wink every once in a while.

#305
Hell, be a cocky bastard. Throw 'em a wink every once in a while.

#306
Show me a wink. Show me the wink. Give me the wink.

#307
Show me a wink. Show me the wink. Give me the wink.

#308
That's the guy. That's the guy who broke our friend's heart.

#309
That's the guy. That's the guy who broke our friend's heart.

#310
Well, hey. He's probably hurting too.

#311
Hey, baby.

#312
Oh, no. He did not just wink at me. For the next five minutes, I am not a nurse.

#313
Oh, no. He did not just wink at me. For the next five minutes, I am not a nurse.

#314
Carla, Carla. There is a better way.

#315
Carla, Carla. There is a better way.

#316
I don't like it, but Jordan tells her friends intimate details about me.

#317
I don't like it, but Jordan tells her friends intimate details about me.

#318
Our sex lives, parenting deficiencies.

#319
Our sex lives, parenting deficiencies.

#320
The point is I'm sure Elliot has told you things about Keith.

#321
The point is I'm sure Elliot has told you things about Keith.

#322
So instead of yelling at him, why not calmly let him know

#323
So instead of yelling at him, why not calmly let him know

#324
that you know things that he thinks no one knows.

#325
that you know things that he thinks no one knows.

#326
Oh, Keith, mind taking a walk with me?

#327
Oh, Keith, mind taking a walk with me?

#328
Yeah.

#329
- Is Carla gone? - Yeah. She sure is.

#330
- Oh, thank God. - Say Barbie? We're even.

#331
- Oh, thank God. - Say Barbie? We're even.

#332
Oh, no.

#333
All right. Before Carla arrives,

#334
All right. Before Carla arrives,

#335
I want to thank you all for turning out. Especially you, Father Rosenberg.

#336
I want to thank you all for turning out. Especially you, Father Rosenberg.

#337
Incidentally, when this is over,

#338
I'd love to get the back story on that name of yours, OK?

#339
I'd love to get the back story on that name of yours, OK?

#340
Excuse me.

#341
Excuse me.

#342
OK. Coming through.

#343
OK. Coming through.

#344
Now, apparently they don't have foetus balloons. Who knew?

#345
Now, apparently they don't have foetus balloons. Who knew?

#346
What I've done is attached string to the bellybuttons

#347
on these baby balloons to signify the umbilical cord.

#348
on these baby balloons to signify the umbilical cord.

#349
Make sure everybody gets one.

#350
Make sure everybody gets one.

#351
Keith, you seem to have missed the point here. We're not really broken up.

#352
Keith, you seem to have missed the point here. We're not really broken up.

#353
I can't believe you told Carla I made out with my sister in sixth grade.

#354
I can't believe you told Carla I made out with my sister in sixth grade.

#355
I don't understand why you're so embarrassed.

#356
I don't understand why you're so embarrassed.

#357
I've met Denise. She's gorgeous.

#358
You might not get pregnant for a very, very, very long time.

#359
You might not get pregnant for a very, very, very long time.

#360
You might not get pregnant for a very, very, very long time.

#361
I know it's gonna happen. You know what I'm looking forward to the most?

#362
I know it's gonna happen. You know what I'm looking forward to the most?

#363
What's that?

#364
When we go to our friends and I can tell them one-by-one, "I'm pregnant!"

#365
When we go to our friends and I can tell them one-by-one, "I'm pregnant!"

#366
I can't wait to see the look on each one of their faces.

#367
I can't wait to see the look on each one of their faces.

#368
I think about it every day.

#369
Anyone tries to take those moments away from me, I'll kill them.

#370
Anyone tries to take those moments away from me, I'll kill them.

#371
Me too. Just need to send a quick text.

#372
Me too. Just need to send a quick text.

#373
Oh, no. We've got a glitch.

#374
Oh, no. We've got a glitch.

#375
Abort the plan! Abort the surprise!

#376
Abort the babies!

#377
Abort the babies!

#378
Everybody, run!

#379
Sorry about the whole "abort the babies" thing.

#380
Sorry about the whole "abort the babies" thing.

#381
Actually, I'm pro-choice.

#382
Actually, I'm pro-choice.

#383
Knowing someone's pregnant when they don't know it

#384
can get a bit complicated.

#385
Let me take that from you. You left the fridge open.

#386
Let me take that from you. You left the fridge open.

#387
- I spilled it. - I'll get another one.

#388
Sorry.

#389
Sorry.

#390
What are you doing?

#391
I may have gotten over-excited and told her family members

#392
I may have gotten over-excited and told her family members

#393
- that she's pregnant. - You have 59 messages.

#394
- that she's pregnant. - You have 59 messages.

#395
Carla...

#396
Turk, the answering machine's broken.

#397
Turk, the answering machine's broken.

#398
And I don't think we have any more wine.

#399
And I don't think we have any more wine.

#400
Turk, can I have some of yours?

#401
I felt Turk was starting to blame me for all this.

#402
I felt Turk was starting to blame me for all this.

#403
I spilled mine too. You know what you should do?

#404
I spilled mine too. You know what you should do?

#405
Ask for some of J.D.'s.

#406
Ask for some of J.D.'s.

#407
Spilled mine too.

#408
Spilled mine too.

#409
I'm going to bed.

#410
What are you gonna do?

#411
I'm gonna tell her the truth and hope she's so tired from being pregnant,

#412
I'm gonna tell her the truth and hope she's so tired from being pregnant,

#413
she doesn't have the strength to kick my ass.

#414
Wait, Turk. I have an idea.

#415
You have another idea, huh? I gotta tell you I'm done with your ideas.

#416
You have another idea, huh? I gotta tell you I'm done with your ideas.

#417
And not just now, but forever. OK? Are we clear on that?

#418
And not just now, but forever. OK? Are we clear on that?

#419
- It's a good 'un. - I'm listening.

#420
- It's a good 'un. - I'm listening.

#421
We need Carla to find out she's pregnant on her own and we need help.

#422
We need Carla to find out she's pregnant on her own and we need help.

#423
- Can we count on you? - Absolutely not.

#424
- No way. - Who's pregnant?

#425
- No way. - Who's pregnant?

#426
We go down, we're taking you.

#427
- What? - Why?

#428
- What? - Why?

#429
Would somebody please tell me who's pregnant?

#430
- Carla. - Another kid? My God!

#431
- Carla. - Another kid? My God!

#432
- How many does that make? - This is her first one.

#433
- If you say so, son. - You can't blackmail us.

#434
- If you say so, son. - You can't blackmail us.

#435
Really? Because I think you're both very close to Carla, aren't you?

#436
Really? Because I think you're both very close to Carla, aren't you?

#437
Really? Because I think you're both very close to Carla, aren't you?

#438
And yet you chose not to tell her she was pregnant.

#439
How would that go down for 'em?

#440
How would that go down for 'em?

#441
- Unpleasantly. - Unpleasantly.

#442
- Unpleasantly. - Unpleasantly.

#443
They've got you two by the short ones.

#444
It's true you didn't know anything,

#445
It's true you didn't know anything,

#446
but I'm willing to bet these guys would swear that you did.

#447
- Definitely. - I'd enjoy it.

#448
- Definitely. - I'd enjoy it.

#449
- Well played, Turkelton. - Thank you.

#450
OK. Listen up. Everyone in the hospital knows Carla's pregnant.

#451
OK. Listen up. Everyone in the hospital knows Carla's pregnant.

#452
OK. Listen up. Everyone in the hospital knows Carla's pregnant.

#453
But they don't know she doesn't know.

#454
We need her to find out on her own before anyone congratulates her. OK?

#455
We need her to find out on her own before anyone congratulates her. OK?

#456
Here's the plan. The three of us are gonna run interference.

#457
Here's the plan. The three of us are gonna run interference.

#458
Dr Cox, Dr Kelso, I need you to get her to take another pregnancy test.

#459
Dr Cox, Dr Kelso, I need you to get her to take another pregnancy test.

#460
This plan is foolproof.

#461
That's impossible. You two are involved.

#462
That's impossible. You two are involved.

#463
Yeah, we'll see about that.

#464
Yeah, we'll see about that.

#465
- You go left. - OK. That was right, buddy.

#466
I need to come with you.

#467
I need to come with you.

#468
Where's Carla?

#469
Where's Carla?

#470
She went up to the roof to get some air.

#471
- Follow her. Lock her up there. - You got it.

#472
- Follow her. Lock her up there. - You got it.

#473
Hello, Janitor hiding around the corner waiting to grab me.

#474
Hello, Janitor hiding around the corner waiting to grab me.

#475
How'd you know that was me?

#476
I'm holding a GPS warning device that goes off

#477
I'm holding a GPS warning device that goes off

#478
whenever you come within 100 meters of me.

#479
whenever you come within 100 meters of me.

#480
It's responding to a sensor in your stomach.

#481
- I knew that wasn't a penny. - You'll never get near me.

#482
- I knew that wasn't a penny. - You'll never get near me.

#483
- We'll see. - Yeah, we will see.

#484
- We'll see. - Yeah, we will see.

#485
- We're gonna see. - The only thing left to do? See.

#486
- You're gonna pay. - We'll see.

#487
- You're gonna pay. - We'll see.

#488
- No time. - OK, bye.

#489
Dr Cox, Dr Kelso. Look who I've got.

#490
Dr Cox, Dr Kelso. Look who I've got.

#491
Hey, Carla. You're glowing.

#492
Hey, Carla. You're glowing.

#493
Really?

#494
Have your breasts gotten bigger?

#495
Have your breasts gotten bigger?

#496
Whoa! Dr Kelso, that is inappropriate.

#497
Baby, that sounds like a compliment to me. Maybe you're just a little hormonal.

#498
Baby, that sounds like a compliment to me. Maybe you're just a little hormonal.

#499
Baby, that sounds like a compliment to me. Maybe you're just a little hormonal.

#500
Well done, Bob. A little direct,

#501
Well done, Bob. A little direct,

#502
but I definitely put the idea of pregnancy in her head.

#503
but I definitely put the idea of pregnancy in her head.

#504
Is that what we were doing? I was just making conversation.

#505
- I have been a little moody. - Yes, you have, baby.

#506
- I have been a little moody. - Yes, you have, baby.

#507
This morning I was nauseous,

#508
This morning I was nauseous,

#509
but I thought it was pizza rolls I had for breakfast. I like them.

#510
We can get them from now on.

#511
We can get them from now on.

#512
Still, Turk, do you think I should go home and take another pregnancy test?

#513
Still, Turk, do you think I should go home and take another pregnancy test?

#514
It's your call, baby.

#515
Hey! Somebody get me down from here!

#516
Hey! Somebody get me down from here!

#517
- What's she yelling? - I don't know.

#518
I'll have someone from Psych check her out.

#519
I'll have someone from Psych check her out.

#520
Dr Dorian, I got those batteries you asked for.

#521
I was a little anxious because it was time to change Mr Beeper's batteries.

#522
I was a little anxious because it was time to change Mr Beeper's batteries.

#523
All clear to the left, all clear to the right. You can do this.

#524
All clear to the left, all clear to the right. You can do this.

#525
He's 100 meters away and it's gonna take ten seconds to change batteries.

#526
He's 100 meters away and it's gonna take ten seconds to change batteries.

#527
That's not even a world-record pace.

#528
Ready... set... go!

#529
Ready... set... go!

#530
Time!

#531
Still got it.

#532
As I lay there, watching Nurse Roberts hammer-throw 23 pounds

#533
As I lay there, watching Nurse Roberts hammer-throw 23 pounds

#534
of high-end fruit my way, I could take solace in one thing...

#535
of high-end fruit my way, I could take solace in one thing...

#536
We're having a baby!

#537
We're having a baby!

#538
Carla and Turk were coming to tell me they were pregnant

#539
Carla and Turk were coming to tell me they were pregnant

#540
and Carla had to believe that I was truly surprised.

#541
and Carla had to believe that I was truly surprised.

#542
I was the linchpin of our plan.

#543
- Hey, J.D. - Showtime.

#544
- Hey, J.D. - Showtime.

#545
- We have such big news. - What's the scoop?

#546
- I would have no clue what it could be. - We're having a baby.

#547
- I would have no clue what it could be. - We're having a baby.

#548
Give them the ten minute emotional roller coaster ride

#549
Give them the ten minute emotional roller coaster ride

#550
that is the speech you've practiced all afternoon.

#551
that is the speech you've practiced all afternoon.

#552
Carla, when Turk first told me, I...

#553
What do you mean, when Turk first told you?

#554
What do you mean, when Turk first told you?

#555
Oh, boy.

#556
Oh, boy.

#557
We've known for a day.

#558
We've known for a day.

#559
The pregnancy test you took yesterday was positive.

#560
The pregnancy test you took yesterday was positive.

#561
Yeah. I wanted to have everybody at the hospital gather outside

#562
to surprise you...

#563
to surprise you...

#564
- What would you have thought of doves? - Not now.

#565
I just wanted to do something really memorable, you know. I messed that up.

#566
I just wanted to do something really memorable, you know. I messed that up.

#567
So everybody already knows?

#568
So everybody already knows?

#569
Then I witnessed one of those moments that let me know in my heart

#570
Then I witnessed one of those moments that let me know in my heart

#571
that these two would be together forever.

#572
that these two would be together forever.

#573
Who cares?

#574
We're having a baby.

#575
- We're having a baby. - Yeah, we are.

#576
- We're having a baby. - Yeah, we are.

#577
- A baby. - Yeah.

#578
- A baby. - Yeah.

#579
- A little you. - I know. With a lot of you.

#580
It's OK.

#581
It's OK.

#582
I already know.

#583
I'm pregnant!

#584
I'm pregnant!

#585
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#586
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