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Season 5, Episode 18 — My New Suit

#1
Oh, what a cutie. Where'd this little guy come from?

#2
Oh, what a cutie. Where'd this little guy come from?

#3
Doug found him in some dead guy's colon.

#4
Hey, little guy.

#5
Doug's still pretty upset about the whole thing.

#6
Doug's still pretty upset about the whole thing.

#7
Why would he live in there?

#8
Diseased rodents shouldn't be nowhere near my pregnant princess.

#9
Diseased rodents shouldn't be nowhere near my pregnant princess.

#10
JD: Carla being pregnant had changed everyone.

#11
JD: Carla being pregnant had changed everyone.

#12
It made Dr Kelso softer.

#13
Oh, I think the children in Paediatrics would love this little fella.

#14
Oh, I think the children in Paediatrics would love this little fella.

#15
Oh, I think the children in Paediatrics would love this little fella.

#16
JD: Carla's pregnancy also affected Elliot.

#17
JD: Carla's pregnancy also affected Elliot.

#18
OK, so we're both off in a few minutes. Here's what's gonna happen.

#19
OK, so we're both off in a few minutes. Here's what's gonna happen.

#20
- We're heading back to my place. - Oh, yeah?

#21
I'm gonna put on something very naughty.

#22
I'm gonna put on something very naughty.

#23
Awesome.

#24
We'll have sex and pretend we aren't using protection to make a baby.

#25
We'll have sex and pretend we aren't using protection to make a baby.

#26
- Un-awesome. - Keith, we're doing this.

#27
I need it.

#28
JD: As for me, I bought a custom-made Italian suit.

#29
JD: As for me, I bought a custom-made Italian suit.

#30
What do you think? I had it made for the christening.

#31
That little mixed-race embryo got a godfather yet?

#32
JD, that's something we have to discuss as a couple.

#33
JD, that's something we have to discuss as a couple.

#34
You know what? I'm not sure that suit works on you.

#35
You know what? I'm not sure that suit works on you.

#36
Thanks for your opinion, Carla.

#37
Thanks for your opinion, Carla.

#38
But I'm much more interested in what you all think.

#39
But I'm much more interested in what you all think.

#40
- We don't love it. - Well, who cares, Lonnie?

#41
- We don't love it. - Well, who cares, Lonnie?

#42
Because all that really matters is whether or not America loves it.

#43
Because all that really matters is whether or not America loves it.

#44
For the last time, it's Americo.

#45
For the last time, it's Americo.

#46
And of course I love it. I made it.

#47
And of course I love it. I made it.

#48
He's a dynamite tailor. Not sure why he's here.

#49
He's a dynamite tailor. Not sure why he's here.

#50
You better put your scrubs on. Herbert's back.

#51
You better put your scrubs on. Herbert's back.

#52
How you doing?

#53
JD: Due to his weight, Herbert was a frequent visitor.

#54
JD: Due to his weight, Herbert was a frequent visitor.

#55
No one liked treating him.

#56
It wasn't a mean thing.

#57
It wasn't a mean thing.

#58
See, with big people, even the simple stuff is more difficult.

#59
See, with big people, even the simple stuff is more difficult.

#60
I didn't mind, because Herbie was my man.

#61
- How you feeling, Love Bug? - Fully loaded.

#62
- How you feeling, Love Bug? - Fully loaded.

#63
Hey, it's time for my sponge bath, right?

#64
Hey, it's time for my sponge bath, right?

#65
- I'll need three girls. - Herbie, it's not a bathhouse.

#66
- I'll need three girls. - Herbie, it's not a bathhouse.

#67
We'll get those bandages off later today, Mr Brooks, alright?

#68
We'll get those bandages off later today, Mr Brooks, alright?

#69
- Uh-huh. - (WHISTLING)

#70
OK, as you all know,

#71
Sacred Heart is dealing with a mountain of malpractice lawsuits

#72
Sacred Heart is dealing with a mountain of malpractice lawsuits

#73
courtesy of bumbling interns, clueless doctors and hack surgeons,

#74
courtesy of bumbling interns, clueless doctors and hack surgeons,

#75
or as I like to refer to them, you people.

#76
or as I like to refer to them, you people.

#77
Since Sweaty Teddy here backs up his infinitesimal knowledge of the law

#78
Since Sweaty Teddy here backs up his infinitesimal knowledge of the law

#79
with absolutely zero knowledge of medicine,

#80
with absolutely zero knowledge of medicine,

#81
one of you will help go through claims, decipher medical stuff

#82
one of you will help go through claims, decipher medical stuff

#83
and somehow relay all of that into his tiny peanut brain.

#84
and somehow relay all of that into his tiny peanut brain.

#85
How many times did I insult you during that? I was shooting for five.

#86
How many times did I insult you during that? I was shooting for five.

#87
Only three, unless you count "Sweaty Teddy" as an insult.

#88
But my mom calls me that, and she loves me, right?

#89
But my mom calls me that, and she loves me, right?

#90
No, Ted. She hates you. Four.

#91
No, Ted. She hates you. Four.

#92
Since Ted has no life, and that's five, I'll let him select his very own victim. Ted.

#93
Since Ted has no life, and that's five, I'll let him select his very own victim. Ted.

#94
- I'll take Claire! - Oh, God.

#95
- I'll take Claire! - Oh, God.

#96
You turned me down 14 times for drinks.

#97
You turned me down 14 times for drinks.

#98
Well, who's the creepy loser now, huh?

#99
JD: And just like that, I had the chance to comfort Claire.

#100
JD: And just like that, I had the chance to comfort Claire.

#101
You look like you need to be rescued.

#102
You look like you need to be rescued.

#103
JD: Life was good.

#104
But then came a surprise visit from my brother

#105
But then came a surprise visit from my brother

#106
and a round of the game he likes to call Watch Her Leave.

#107
and a round of the game he likes to call Watch Her Leave.

#108
There's no easy way to say this.

#109
We got the crabs.

#110
We got the crabs.

#111
Wow, she was cute.

#112
Wow, she was cute.

#113
- Yes, she was, Dan. Thank you. - Welcome.

#114
We'll be right back.

#115
We'll be right back.

#116
- Was he talking to us? - Don't know, don't care.

#117
- Was he talking to us? - Don't know, don't care.

#118
Here, take this.

#119
# I can't do this all on my own

#120
# I can't do this all on my own

#121
# No, I know, I'm no Superman

#122
# No, I know, I'm no Superman

#123
# I'm no Superman. #

#124
So, Dan, to what do we owe this...something.

#125
So, Dan, to what do we owe this...something.

#126
I had to blow out of town. Mom doinked her new boyfriend

#127
I had to blow out of town. Mom doinked her new boyfriend

#128
and guilted him into getting me a job interview.

#129
and guilted him into getting me a job interview.

#130
Well, Mom does what she has to do.

#131
Why do I need a full-time job? I got a sweet setup at home.

#132
Why do I need a full-time job? I got a sweet setup at home.

#133
I got a sweet pad in Mom's attic, driving Dad's old Plymouth Horizon,

#134
I got a sweet pad in Mom's attic, driving Dad's old Plymouth Horizon,

#135
and because I'm the senior bartender at KJ's,

#136
and because I'm the senior bartender at KJ's,

#137
I take home half the extra chicken wings. Thank you.

#138
Dan...

#139
Dan...

#140
do you ever have to pinch yourself to make sure

#141
it's all not some crazy dream?

#142
it's all not some crazy dream?

#143
That does not count as a formal hello, Coxsmith.

#144
That does not count as a formal hello, Coxsmith.

#145
- Don't call him Coxsmith. - I call him Coxsmith.

#146
- So, what's new around here? - Carla's pregnant.

#147
- So, what's new around here? - Carla's pregnant.

#148
Dude, bummer.

#149
Dude, bummer.

#150
- No, we're trying to have kids. - Oh, congratulations. That's great.

#151
- No, we're trying to have kids. - Oh, congratulations. That's great.

#152
I'm not really a big kid person. Are you guys totally freaking out?

#153
I'm not really a big kid person. Are you guys totally freaking out?

#154
BOTH: No.

#155
JD: And they weren't. They were taking it all in stride.

#156
JD: And they weren't. They were taking it all in stride.

#157
Here's how I think we should name our baby. It's what my parents did.

#158
Here's how I think we should name our baby. It's what my parents did.

#159
If it's a girl, I get to pick the name.

#160
- If it's a boy, you pick the name. - OK.

#161
- If it's a boy, you pick the name. - OK.

#162
I like Angie for a girl.

#163
And if it's a boy, say hello to Fu-Kwon. What's up!

#164
And if it's a boy, say hello to Fu-Kwon. What's up!

#165
Maybe we should pick the names together.

#166
OK. 'Cause I was thinking, you know, for a girl...

#167
OK. 'Cause I was thinking, you know, for a girl...

#168
Sweetie, we already have the girl's name.

#169
Sweetie, we already have the girl's name.

#170
Now, for the boy, why not name him after your cousin?

#171
Now, for the boy, why not name him after your cousin?

#172
Tiger?

#173
I'm begging you to stop telling people that. No one believes you.

#174
I'm begging you to stop telling people that. No one believes you.

#175
Well, tell that to the last two women I slept with before you, OK?

#176
Well, tell that to the last two women I slept with before you, OK?

#177
She-boing, boing.

#178
That... Oh, God!

#179
I'm talking about your other cousin, George.

#180
- I like that. - Yeah.

#181
- I like that. - Yeah.

#182
George and Angie. Alright.

#183
If you mention the names to anyone,

#184
If you mention the names to anyone,

#185
they'll ruin them for us, so don't tell anyone, OK?

#186
No one.

#187
No one.

#188
What's up, my negro amigo?

#189
Nothing.

#190
I can't figure out what's going on with Herbert.

#191
He's got acute back pain, but no cauda equina signs.

#192
He's got acute back pain, but no cauda equina signs.

#193
If we have a girl, we're gonna name her Angie.

#194
If we have a girl, we're gonna name her Angie.

#195
Hey, boys.

#196
Hey, Chris, if there was a test to see if your baby was gay, would you do it?

#197
Hey, Chris, if there was a test to see if your baby was gay, would you do it?

#198
('MACHO MAN' BY VILLAGE PEOPLE PLAYS ON CASSETTE PLAYER)

#199
('MACHO MAN' BY VILLAGE PEOPLE PLAYS ON CASSETTE PLAYER)

#200
# Macho, macho, macho man

#201
# Macho, macho, macho man

#202
# I've got to be a macho man... #

#203
# I've got to be a macho man... #

#204
Oh, sweetie, he's...

#205
Extremely. Yes. And I'm OK with it.

#206
Extremely. Yes. And I'm OK with it.

#207
Anyway, Elliot wasn't in the lab.

#208
Oh, she's at home.

#209
I'll be done in a couple of seconds and we'll find her.

#210
OK.

#211
- Herbert. - Keep it cool, man.

#212
Dan train. (IMITATES TRAIN HORN)

#213
Dan train. (IMITATES TRAIN HORN)

#214
- Thanks a lot. - What?

#215
- Thanks a lot. - What?

#216
That Dan train used to hook up with Elliot.

#217
- So? - So?

#218
- So? - So?

#219
Your boy JD's been telling him Elliot still likes him.

#220
Doctor-patient confidentiality goes both ways,

#221
Doctor-patient confidentiality goes both ways,

#222
Mr I Prefer My Temperature Taken Through the Back Door.

#223
Mr I Prefer My Temperature Taken Through the Back Door.

#224
What? I mean, it tickles.

#225
Look, Dan doesn't exactly have the world by the tail, OK?

#226
Look, Dan doesn't exactly have the world by the tail, OK?

#227
Every time he calls me depressed, the only thing I could think of

#228
Every time he calls me depressed, the only thing I could think of

#229
to cheer him up was to say, "Elliot still digs you."

#230
to cheer him up was to say, "Elliot still digs you."

#231
I'm trying to find a way to make him feel good about himself.

#232
I'm trying to find a way to make him feel good about himself.

#233
If we have a boy, we'll name him George.

#234
What about Tiger?

#235
What about Tiger?

#236
Hey, man, where'd your brother go, anyway?

#237
Oh, boy.

#238
Oh, boy.

#239
Call Elliot.

#240
No, call Elliot.

#241
No. No...

#242
No. No...

#243
Call Elliot.

#244
Call Elliot.

#245
Got her.

#246
(TELEPHONE RINGS)

#247
(TELEPHONE RINGS)

#248
We don't want any distractions while we're trying to make a baby.

#249
We don't want any distractions while we're trying to make a baby.

#250
OK, you gotta stop saying that.

#251
We're role-playing. This is not real. Let's just do this.

#252
We're role-playing. This is not real. Let's just do this.

#253
Alright.

#254
Promise me you'll hold me like this when I push your baby out my bajingo.

#255
Promise me you'll hold me like this when I push your baby out my bajingo.

#256
- I'm putting on a third condom. - Keith!

#257
(TELEPHONE RINGS)

#258
(TELEPHONE RINGS)

#259
- What? - (DOORBELL RINGS)

#260
No, JD, I'm not gonna act like I want to bone your brother.

#261
- I'm telling him the truth. - (HANGS UP)

#262
- I'm telling him the truth. - (HANGS UP)

#263
Hey, Elliot...is wearing lingerie.

#264
Hey, Elliot...is wearing lingerie.

#265
Hey, Dan. JD told me you were coming.

#266
Hey, Dan. JD told me you were coming.

#267
This is Keith. I'm sure you're a little disappointed.

#268
This is Keith. I'm sure you're a little disappointed.

#269
Yeah, I'm in.

#270
I go first.

#271
I go first.

#272
Elliot, you have to ask me about things like this.

#273
Elliot, you have to ask me about things like this.

#274
And that is the father of my fake baby.

#275
And that is the father of my fake baby.

#276
- Honey. - I gotta go to Jack's preschool.

#277
- Honey. - I gotta go to Jack's preschool.

#278
Apparently, Seymour was teasing him, so he punched him in the face.

#279
Apparently, Seymour was teasing him, so he punched him in the face.

#280
- Do Seymour's parents have to go? - I doubt it. They're turtles.

#281
- Do Seymour's parents have to go? - I doubt it. They're turtles.

#282
Count yourself lucky.

#283
My son sent me a picture of himself

#284
My son sent me a picture of himself

#285
sitting on the lap of his new boyfriend, Winston.

#286
BOTH: Oh.

#287
BOTH: Oh.

#288
Why are they dressed up as Tonto and the Lone Ranger?

#289
I'd like to say they're going to a costume party, but those are jammies.

#290
I'd like to say they're going to a costume party, but those are jammies.

#291
I'd like to say they're going to a costume party, but those are jammies.

#292
Look at the bright side. He's like the daughter you never had,

#293
only gay and unsuccessful.

#294
only gay and unsuccessful.

#295
Tell me about it.

#296
So funny, the way kids are, isn't it?

#297
So funny, the way kids are, isn't it?

#298
You never know how it's gonna go.

#299
JD: Now that Dan knew Elliot wasn't into him,

#300
JD: Now that Dan knew Elliot wasn't into him,

#301
my focus had shifted from keeping him away from her

#302
my focus had shifted from keeping him away from her

#303
to avoiding him so he doesn't kill me.

#304
Hey, Mr Brooks. Let's get these bandages off you, huh?

#305
Hey, Mr Brooks. Let's get these bandages off you, huh?

#306
What are you doing?

#307
Mr Brooks wanted safety tips on operating propane heaters.

#308
Mr Brooks wanted safety tips on operating propane heaters.

#309
As long as you're not my brother.

#310
I had a brother once. Well, he's still my brother.

#311
My parents adopted him when I was about 12.

#312
My parents adopted him when I was about 12.

#313
He was about 46. Actually older than my parents.

#314
He was about 46. Actually older than my parents.

#315
His name was Clete and he talked like this, "How's it going?"

#316
His name was Clete and he talked like this, "How's it going?"

#317
Good kid. Did what they said.

#318
Make the bed, mop the floor, sweep the lawn, whatever.

#319
Make the bed, mop the floor, sweep the lawn, whatever.

#320
Everything was good till his 50s and, wow, did he have a midlife crisis.

#321
Everything was good till his 50s and, wow, did he have a midlife crisis.

#322
Him and my dad fought constantly.

#323
I mean physically beating on each other.

#324
I mean physically beating on each other.

#325
But I don't blame him for it. I blame my mom for sleeping with him.

#326
But I don't blame him for it. I blame my mom for sleeping with him.

#327
- That's just out of line. - Yeah.

#328
- That's just out of line. - Yeah.

#329
The reason I'm telling you this

#330
is your brother told me if I keep you focused on me, he'd let me watch.

#331
is your brother told me if I keep you focused on me, he'd let me watch.

#332
Watch what?

#333
Hey, little brother.

#334
(SCREAMS)

#335
I can't believe they're playing with that butt hamster.

#336
I can't believe they're playing with that butt hamster.

#337
That is disgusting.

#338
It's my turn to hold Angie.

#339
It's my turn to hold Angie.

#340
What did she call that thing?

#341
What did she call that thing?

#342
- Uh, baby, we should go. - (GROANING)

#343
Where'd you come up with that name?

#344
I guess I could help you name her. Let's see.

#345
I guess I could help you name her. Let's see.

#346
It's a girl hamster. What about Angie?

#347
It's a girl hamster. What about Angie?

#348
- I love it! - Me too. Angie, guys?

#349
- I love it! - Me too. Angie, guys?

#350
- ALL: Yeah! - Angie, it is!

#351
- Hold his arms. - Wait! Turk, it was an accident, OK?

#352
- Hold his arms. - Wait! Turk, it was an accident, OK?

#353
- The name just popped into my head! - Shut up!

#354
- The name just popped into my head! - Shut up!

#355
You just shut up right now!

#356
Pink belly.

#357
Pink belly.

#358
No! Turk!

#359
Unfortunately, Turk was the greatest pink-bellier in all the land.

#360
Unfortunately, Turk was the greatest pink-bellier in all the land.

#361
(SCREAMS)

#362
(SCREAMS)

#363
You know, Bobbo, I find you less repugnant as of late.

#364
You know, Bobbo, I find you less repugnant as of late.

#365
I'm developing a begrudging indifference to you.

#366
I'm developing a begrudging indifference to you.

#367
You're so edgy and cantankerous. You're like House without the limp.

#368
You're so edgy and cantankerous. You're like House without the limp.

#369
I've decided this project is over the head of that pretty lady,

#370
I've decided this project is over the head of that pretty lady,

#371
so Dr Cox will be replacing her.

#372
That was the longest three hours of my life.

#373
Call me.

#374
Call me.

#375
Tell you what she's not good at. Staring contests.

#376
Tell you what she's not good at. Staring contests.

#377
- Why, Bob? - Why the hell not?

#378
So how are you doing with your diet?

#379
So how are you doing with your diet?

#380
The best I can do, man. How's your tummy?

#381
Turk was so proud of his handiwork that he signed it.

#382
Turk was so proud of his handiwork that he signed it.

#383
He knows it's so painful I won't be able to wash it for some time.

#384
He knows it's so painful I won't be able to wash it for some time.

#385
I mean, are you all two OK?

#386
I mean, are you all two OK?

#387
JD: Actually, we were.

#388
The way the whole brother thing works,

#389
now that Dan had beaten me up, it was all over.

#390
now that Dan had beaten me up, it was all over.

#391
- Why'd you lie to me about Elliot? - Or not.

#392
- Why'd you lie to me about Elliot? - Or not.

#393
Oh, come on, man.

#394
A girl like Elliot could never really be into somebody like you.

#395
A girl like Elliot could never really be into somebody like you.

#396
Why wouldn't she?

#397
Why wouldn't she?

#398
JD: The obvious response

#399
was Elliot was looking for a guy with more going on in life.

#400
was Elliot was looking for a guy with more going on in life.

#401
And the only way to gently break that to my brother was this...

#402
Oh...

#403
Oh...

#404
Elliot wants to have kids right now and she knows you're not ready.

#405
Elliot wants to have kids right now and she knows you're not ready.

#406
Bummer.

#407
Don't worry about it, man. He bought it. It's cool.

#408
Don't worry about it, man. He bought it. It's cool.

#409
JD: I have to talk to Elliot before my brother Dan does.

#410
JD: I have to talk to Elliot before my brother Dan does.

#411
Your back pain may involve your spinal cord,

#412
Your back pain may involve your spinal cord,

#413
so we need to get you an MRI. Now where is my pen?

#414
so we need to get you an MRI. Now where is my pen?

#415
JD: Elliot! Elliot!

#416
What's up, JD?

#417
My brother's on his way up.

#418
The only reason you don't wanna be with him is 'cause he doesn't want kids now.

#419
The only reason you don't wanna be with him is 'cause he doesn't want kids now.

#420
JD, just tell him the truth.

#421
JD, just tell him the truth.

#422
Last time I was honest with Dan about his life,

#423
Last time I was honest with Dan about his life,

#424
it made him feel like crap.

#425
We didn't talk until our dad died. Do you really want me to do that?

#426
We didn't talk until our dad died. Do you really want me to do that?

#427
I'm not sure what would get us back together.

#428
I'm not sure what would get us back together.

#429
Dad can't die again.

#430
What's going on, guys?

#431
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS)

#432
(OMINOUS MUSIC PLAYS)

#433
I'm not having a staring contest with you, Ted.

#434
I'm not having a staring contest with you, Ted.

#435
OK, one-nothing, me. Oh, yeah.

#436
OK, one-nothing, me. Oh, yeah.

#437
Yeah.

#438
OK, back to work.

#439
OK, back to work.

#440
This next patient claims their stent was implanted incorrectly. What's a stent?

#441
This next patient claims their stent was implanted incorrectly. What's a stent?

#442
A tube that holds arteries open.

#443
A tube that holds arteries open.

#444
Alright.

#445
And what's a Buckland?

#446
And what's a Buckland?

#447
That's a hairless growth never found on women.

#448
That's a hairless growth never found on women.

#449
Weird.

#450
It's your last name, Ted.

#451
Good one.

#452
Good one.

#453
- So you got the baby fever, huh? - Yep.

#454
Hopefully I'm pregnant with Keith's child.

#455
Hopefully I'm pregnant with Keith's child.

#456
Oh, come on! I'm 25! I haven't even been to Europe!

#457
Oh, come on! I'm 25! I haven't even been to Europe!

#458
Keith, wait!

#459
I got a good feeling about those two. Well, I'm off.

#460
I got a good feeling about those two. Well, I'm off.

#461
- Alright. Say hi to Mom for me. - Yep. Get my stuff.

#462
JD: And like that, he was gone.

#463
You know what name I've always liked for a girl?

#464
Honor.

#465
Turk, you know how mean boys are.

#466
Turk, you know how mean boys are.

#467
They'd be all like, "I got on her. Did you get on her?"

#468
Yeah, everybody got on her 'cause she's easy.

#469
Yeah, everybody got on her 'cause she's easy.

#470
- That's your daughter. - Yes, it is.

#471
- That's your daughter. - Yes, it is.

#472
It's just weird.

#473
Angie was perfect. Now nothing seems as good.

#474
Angie was perfect. Now nothing seems as good.

#475
- What you got there, sir? - Dead hamster.

#476
- What you got there, sir? - Dead hamster.

#477
Angie's dead?

#478
Angie's dead?

#479
- Baby, we got our name back! - Yeah!

#480
If no one's officially called dibs...

#481
Take it, freak.

#482
Take it, freak.

#483
What?

#484
I'm making a hamster vest for one of my squirrels.

#485
I'm making a hamster vest for one of my squirrels.

#486
What's going on?

#487
What's going on?

#488
I love you too, dumpling, but I have to work late.

#489
I'll make it up to you this weekend.

#490
I'll make it up to you this weekend.

#491
Ted's on the phone with his mom, so we're taking a five. Why?

#492
Ted's on the phone with his mom, so we're taking a five. Why?

#493
- Why is Kelso doing this to me? - Well, you know.

#494
- Why is Kelso doing this to me? - Well, you know.

#495
I don't. All I remember is that we were both making fun of our kids,

#496
and then bam, he stuck me with Ted.

#497
No, no. You made fun of your kid, he made fun of his kid,

#498
No, no. You made fun of your kid, he made fun of his kid,

#499
and then you made fun of his kid.

#500
and then you made fun of his kid.

#501
Don't you get it? You can never say bad things about someone else's kid.

#502
Don't you get it? You can never say bad things about someone else's kid.

#503
Ever.

#504
Mom, if you can't reach that spot with the lotion,

#505
I'll get it for you when I get home late tonight.

#506
I'll get it for you when I get home late tonight.

#507
OK, kisses.

#508
- You ready to get back in there? - Yeah. Gotta vomit first.

#509
- You ready to get back in there? - Yeah. Gotta vomit first.

#510
OK.

#511
OK, guys, let's all gather around. Huddle up.

#512
OK, guys, let's all gather around. Huddle up.

#513
Now, you guys, Herbert in there needs an MRI,

#514
Now, you guys, Herbert in there needs an MRI,

#515
but he won't fit. Anybody know what we should do?

#516
Nobody wanted to say it,

#517
Nobody wanted to say it,

#518
but sometimes when hospitals have Herbert-sized patients,

#519
but sometimes when hospitals have Herbert-sized patients,

#520
they'll send them to the one place that has MRI machines big enough.

#521
they'll send them to the one place that has MRI machines big enough.

#522
The zoo.

#523
I know what you're all thinking, but I'm not gonna do that.

#524
I know what you're all thinking, but I'm not gonna do that.

#525
It's too humiliating.

#526
You're too big for our MRI machine so we're gonna have to take you to the zoo.

#527
You're too big for our MRI machine so we're gonna have to take you to the zoo.

#528
Damn. Well, that sucks.

#529
Damn. Well, that sucks.

#530
You kind of brought this on yourself, didn't you?

#531
You kind of brought this on yourself, didn't you?

#532
Man.

#533
Why do you hate Herbert?

#534
Why do you hate Herbert?

#535
He's been in here seven times for weight problems.

#536
He's been in here seven times for weight problems.

#537
He's never tried to get healthier.

#538
Sometimes, protecting feelings isn't the best way.

#539
Sometimes, protecting feelings isn't the best way.

#540
Spare me the tough love speech.

#541
You really think being mean to Herbert will cause him to turn his life around?

#542
You really think being mean to Herbert will cause him to turn his life around?

#543
Probably not. But as long as I'm trying to get him to change,

#544
Probably not. But as long as I'm trying to get him to change,

#545
then I can sleep at night.

#546
then I can sleep at night.

#547
When you think about your brother later, how are you gonna sleep?

#548
When you think about your brother later, how are you gonna sleep?

#549
Angie and George, wow.

#550
Angie and George, wow.

#551
You know what's weird?

#552
You know what's weird?

#553
Now that they have names, everything seems so real.

#554
Now that they have names, everything seems so real.

#555
I can see George's smile.

#556
And I can see Angie having your curly hair.

#557
And I can see Angie having your curly hair.

#558
I hope she doesn't have my ear infections.

#559
I hope she doesn't have my ear infections.

#560
I was really sick as a baby.

#561
I was really sick as a baby.

#562
I was a climber.

#563
Our windows don't have bars. George can fall into the alley.

#564
Our windows don't have bars. George can fall into the alley.

#565
What if George doesn't love me?

#566
What if Angie stops breathing in her sleep?

#567
What if Angie stops breathing in her sleep?

#568
- (GASPS) - Why'd we have to pick names? I hate it when things get real!

#569
- (GASPS) - Why'd we have to pick names? I hate it when things get real!

#570
When I was in high school,

#571
I had a shop teacher named George who hated black people.

#572
I had a shop teacher named George who hated black people.

#573
There was a prostitute at my town mall named Angie.

#574
There was a prostitute at my town mall named Angie.

#575
- Those names are out. - Yeah, they're out!

#576
- And we don't need new ones. - Not for nine months.

#577
- And we don't need new ones. - Not for nine months.

#578
- I'm ready for bed. - Me too.

#579
OK.

#580
Hey, Bob, you got a minute?

#581
If you killed Ted, I don't wanna know. Just make sure it's not traceable.

#582
If you killed Ted, I don't wanna know. Just make sure it's not traceable.

#583
If you killed Ted, I don't wanna know. Just make sure it's not traceable.

#584
That's not why I'm here. But it's good to know.

#585
Look...

#586
I wanted to apologise for what I said about your son.

#587
I wanted to apologise for what I said about your son.

#588
Well, he hasn't turned out exactly as I'd planned.

#589
Well, he hasn't turned out exactly as I'd planned.

#590
I always imagined we'd spend his 13th birthday fly-fishing in Montana.

#591
I always imagined we'd spend his 13th birthday fly-fishing in Montana.

#592
Where did you spend it?

#593
On 42nd Street, camped out for 'Ain't Misbehavin' tickets.

#594
On 42nd Street, camped out for 'Ain't Misbehavin' tickets.

#595
He's a good kid, though.

#596
He's a good kid, though.

#597
Tell me about him.

#598
He is a good kid. He's always been a good kid.

#599
He is a good kid. He's always been a good kid.

#600
First time I knew we weren't on the same page was when he took up knitting.

#601
First time I knew we weren't on the same page was when he took up knitting.

#602
Knitting?

#603
I thought he was gonna learn how to tie knots.

#604
I thought he was gonna learn how to tie knots.

#605
- Hey, Dan. - Hey, Johnny.

#606
- Hey, Dan. - Hey, Johnny.

#607
Just packing up. I thought you had to work.

#608
Just packing up. I thought you had to work.

#609
I wanted to talk to you about something.

#610
Yeah, what's up?

#611
Yeah, what's up?

#612
Elliot doesn't want to have babies with Keith.

#613
Tough break for Keith.

#614
I almost had a threesome with that guy.

#615
I almost had a threesome with that guy.

#616
When I said Elliot would never be into a guy like you,

#617
When I said Elliot would never be into a guy like you,

#618
it's because you're a 35-year-old bartender

#619
who still lives in our mother's attic and is showing no signs of changing.

#620
who still lives in our mother's attic and is showing no signs of changing.

#621
I'm not saying this to make you feel bad.

#622
I think you have the potential to do whatever you want to do with your life.

#623
I think you have the potential to do whatever you want to do with your life.

#624
But you have to actually try.

#625
But you have to actually try.

#626
And then I got the answer I expected.

#627
And then I got the answer I expected.

#628
Don't you have to get back to work?

#629
JD: Even though I knew he wasn't gonna change, Elliot was right.

#630
JD: Even though I knew he wasn't gonna change, Elliot was right.

#631
It's about what helps you sleep.

#632
Who are we kidding?

#633
Who are we kidding?

#634
This is so real now, there's no way we can sleep.

#635
JD: Whether it's a strong sense of denial...

#636
JD: Whether it's a strong sense of denial...

#637
or the fact that you love your son.

#638
or the fact that you love your son.

#639
As for me, I was just happy to get some rest.

#640
(BEEPING)

#641
Hey.

#642
Hey, Johnny. You cool if I borrow this suit?

#643
I figured I might wear it to that job interview.

#644
I figured I might wear it to that job interview.

#645
You know what, man? You might as well just keep it.

#646
You know what, man? You might as well just keep it.

#647
Yeah, I'll keep it.

#648
You think anyone would ever really hire me?

#649
You think anyone would ever really hire me?

#650
I think you can do whatever you want to do.

#651
Take it easy, little brother.

#652
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