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Season 5, Episode 22 — My Déjà Vu, My Déjà Vu

#1
Today started off on a high note. Ernie, the homeless guy,

#2
Today started off on a high note. Ernie, the homeless guy,

#3
shattered the record for the most blood donations in a month.

#4
shattered the record for the most blood donations in a month.

#5
Ooooh!

#6
Congratulations, Ernie.

#7
Congratulations, Ernie.

#8
Nineteen pints!

#9
- He probably needs a little more juice. - Yes.

#10
Even though we were sending Ernie upstairs

#11
to most likely get some of his own blood back,

#12
to most likely get some of his own blood back,

#13
I couldn't help but smile.

#14
Today, Dr Cox was returning back to work

#15
Today, Dr Cox was returning back to work

#16
after the accidental death of three of his patients.

#17
after the accidental death of three of his patients.

#18
OK, there he is. Just play it cool.

#19
What is the latest on Mrs Riley up in 403?

#20
What is the latest on Mrs Riley up in 403?

#21
Mrs Riley was admitted with shortness of breath

#22
Mrs Riley was admitted with shortness of breath

#23
and then she developed a...

#24
Stay cool. Stay cool.

#25
Stay cool. Stay cool.

#26
Aw, screw it!

#27
You sent those demons right back to hell, didn't you? Straight to hell!

#28
You sent those demons right back to hell, didn't you? Straight to hell!

#29
OK, here's a bud clearly in need of nipping.

#30
OK, here's a bud clearly in need of nipping.

#31
Newbie, there are some things that, if they happen,

#32
Newbie, there are some things that, if they happen,

#33
we do want to make a big deal out of them,

#34
we do want to make a big deal out of them,

#35
a cure for cancer, teaching dogs to talk,

#36
and you walking past the food cart

#37
and you walking past the food cart

#38
without referring to cream cheese as "cow fudge."

#39
- I like to play with words. - However, of all the things

#40
- I like to play with words. - However, of all the things

#41
there are to make a big deal out of,

#42
there are to make a big deal out of,

#43
can my return to this hellhole please,

#44
please, please not be one of them?

#45
please, please not be one of them?

#46
Well, sure thing, Perry.

#47
Well, sure thing, Perry.

#48
But, uh, there is one problem.

#49
# Welcome back

#50
# Your dreams were your ticket out

#51
# Welcome back

#52
# Welcome back

#53
# To that same old place that you laughed about

#54
# To that same old place that you laughed about

#55
# Well, the names have all changed since you hung around

#56
# Well, the names have all changed since you hung around

#57
# And them dreams have remained since you turned around

#58
# And them dreams have remained since you turned around

#59
J.D!

#60
That's when the background comes in.

#61
That's when the background comes in.

#62
# Who'd have thought they'd lead you? # Who'd have thought they'd lead you?

#63
# Who'd have thought they'd lead you? # Who'd have thought they'd lead you?

#64
That's a run I was gonna do, but now is awkward.

#65
That's a run I was gonna do, but now is awkward.

#66
It's unbelievable.

#67
Since Dr Cox was back, I decided to knock out all my errands extra quick.

#68
Since Dr Cox was back, I decided to knock out all my errands extra quick.

#69
And what better way to get started than with my new 18-wheeler scooter horn?

#70
And what better way to get started than with my new 18-wheeler scooter horn?

#71
And what better way to get started than with my new 18-wheeler scooter horn?

#72
(HORN HONKS)

#73
First, I grabbed a quick lunch.

#74
First, I grabbed a quick lunch.

#75
Then I returned some e-mails.

#76
Then I returned some e-mails.

#77
Finally, a shortcut through the mall parking lot,

#78
Finally, a shortcut through the mall parking lot,

#79
which meant dealing with the skate rats and their famous ring o' fire.

#80
which meant dealing with the skate rats and their famous ring o' fire.

#81
Ring of fire!

#82
Ring of fire!

#83
Woohoo!

#84
Top that, dude!

#85
Top that, dude!

#86
Sasha!

#87
Sasha!

#88
With Sasha back in the scooter shop,

#89
With Sasha back in the scooter shop,

#90
I decided to buy a bike and get some exercise.

#91
I decided to buy a bike and get some exercise.

#92
I can't remember what happened to my old bike.

#93
- Nice helmet. - Actually, it's not a helmet,

#94
it's a hair-met.

#95
it's a hair-met.

#96
See, it's got extra room built in so you don't mess up your hairdo.

#97
See, it's got extra room built in so you don't mess up your hairdo.

#98
I'm gonna go ahead and write you a prescription for two testicles.

#99
I'm gonna go ahead and write you a prescription for two testicles.

#100
You get it filled whenever.

#101
You get it filled whenever.

#102
That's weird. It felt like that had happened before.

#103
When you work at a hospital five years,

#104
situations are bound to repeat themselves.

#105
situations are bound to repeat themselves.

#106
You know, doctor, I'm getting tired of your sexual innuendo.

#107
You know, doctor, I'm getting tired of your sexual innuendo.

#108
In your end-o.

#109
Dr Kelso, it's so cold in Pediatrics, the kids are wearing mittens.

#110
Dr Kelso, it's so cold in Pediatrics, the kids are wearing mittens.

#111
Hey, champ, what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?

#112
Hey, champ, what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?

#113
Bob Kelso. How you doing?

#114
Bob Kelso. How you doing?

#115
That's what deja vu is,

#116
feeling like you've lived the same moments a thousand times.

#117
feeling like you've lived the same moments a thousand times.

#118
Whether it's Turk's tepid response to baby stuff Carla makes him do...

#119
Whether it's Turk's tepid response to baby stuff Carla makes him do...

#120
Friday, we meet the baby-proofer at the apartment.

#121
Friday, we meet the baby-proofer at the apartment.

#122
I can't wait!

#123
... or Dr Cox giving Elliot a hard time...

#124
... or Dr Cox giving Elliot a hard time...

#125
Barbie, why did you order this test? For the love of God,

#126
Barbie, why did you order this test? For the love of God,

#127
are you a real doctor or a doctor like Dr Pepper's a doctor?

#128
are you a real doctor or a doctor like Dr Pepper's a doctor?

#129
Or the Janitor having menace in his eyes.

#130
Or the Janitor having menace in his eyes.

#131
That looks like trouble.

#132
Hey, come here a sec. We want to do stuff to you.

#133
Hey, come here a sec. We want to do stuff to you.

#134
OK, just distract them before they do what they've got planned.

#135
OK, just distract them before they do what they've got planned.

#136
- We were thinking... - I got a riddle for you.

#137
- We were thinking... - I got a riddle for you.

#138
- This isn't how you said it would go. - Troy. We're listening.

#139
- This isn't how you said it would go. - Troy. We're listening.

#140
Two coins add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel.

#141
Two coins add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel.

#142
I think I've heard this before. What are they?

#143
It's a riddle. You figure it out.

#144
It's a riddle. You figure it out.

#145
Troy, get your hat.

#146
We're going to the bank.

#147
We're going to the bank.

#148
Look who's back, Mrs Goldstein. It's Dr Cox.

#149
How was Acapulco?

#150
How was Acapulco?

#151
We told everyone you were in Acapulco.

#152
I never went to Acapulco, Mrs Goldstein.

#153
I never went to Acapulco, Mrs Goldstein.

#154
I lost three patients and spent two weeks on my couch

#155
I lost three patients and spent two weeks on my couch

#156
trying to drink myself to death so my victims and I could be reunited

#157
trying to drink myself to death so my victims and I could be reunited

#158
in the afterlife and they could have their vengeance.

#159
in the afterlife and they could have their vengeance.

#160
I realized that tactic would never work,

#161
as I'd be sent straight to hell,

#162
as I'd be sent straight to hell,

#163
which, I imagine is a lot like Acapulco,

#164
only fewer Latin men trying to sell me Chiclets on the beach.

#165
only fewer Latin men trying to sell me Chiclets on the beach.

#166
All the best.

#167
All the best.

#168
Is there a reason you're still near me?

#169
We covered Mrs Goldstein while you were gone, but she's your patient.

#170
We covered Mrs Goldstein while you were gone, but she's your patient.

#171
BP's dropping. It might be time to push thrombolytics.

#172
BP's dropping. It might be time to push thrombolytics.

#173
Yeah, but she could bleed out.

#174
Yeah, but she could bleed out.

#175
I suppose you could wait and see how she does.

#176
She could decompensate.

#177
She could decompensate.

#178
Those are the two options, so what are you gonna do?

#179
I'll be right back.

#180
Did you guys just see that?

#181
Did you guys just see that?

#182
Dr Cox had to make a decision, he completely froze.

#183
Dr Cox had to make a decision, he completely froze.

#184
He's probably just thinking it over, Elliot.

#185
He never thought things over. He made gut calls right away.

#186
He never thought things over. He made gut calls right away.

#187
Listen, Reid,

#188
normally any damage to Dr Cox's oversized ego

#189
normally any damage to Dr Cox's oversized ego

#190
would be cause for celebration. Yet, for some reason,

#191
would be cause for celebration. Yet, for some reason,

#192
I'm not wearing a party hat, sitting bare-ass on the hospital copier machine.

#193
I'm not wearing a party hat, sitting bare-ass on the hospital copier machine.

#194
You know why? It's not because I have "Johnny" tattooed on my butt.

#195
You know why? It's not because I have "Johnny" tattooed on my butt.

#196
A Navy buddy. If you went through what we did, you'd understand.

#197
A Navy buddy. If you went through what we did, you'd understand.

#198
Again with the deja vu.

#199
It's because your little theory is way off.

#200
It's because your little theory is way off.

#201
If you don't wanna be there for him, it's your decision. But I'm going to be.

#202
If you don't wanna be there for him, it's your decision. But I'm going to be.

#203
J.D. robs the ball! Black guy open!

#204
J.D. robs the ball! Black guy open!

#205
No ball in the hall.

#206
No ball in the hall.

#207
Sorry, Leonard.

#208
I wouldn't be mad if that was the first time.

#209
I wouldn't be mad if that was the first time.

#210
They come three to a can. Why you playing basketball?

#211
They come three to a can. Why you playing basketball?

#212
I thought you had lunch with Carla.

#213
She's taking a pregnancy nap so I get to do whatever I want.

#214
She's taking a pregnancy nap so I get to do whatever I want.

#215
I'm telling you, J.D., Carla being pregnant is awesome for me.

#216
I'm telling you, J.D., Carla being pregnant is awesome for me.

#217
I get to watch whatever I want while she reads her pregnancy book.

#218
I get to watch whatever I want while she reads her pregnancy book.

#219
I get to eat all the good food.

#220
And, of course, ring of fire.

#221
And, of course, ring of fire.

#222
Ring of fire!

#223
Bottom line, pregnancy's awesome!

#224
OK, two coins, equals 30 cents, no nickels.

#225
OK, two coins, equals 30 cents, no nickels.

#226
I could swear we've done this before.

#227
I could swear we've done this before.

#228
You went to Yale for God's sake!

#229
Relax. I figured it out.

#230
Relax. I figured it out.

#231
A penny...

#232
and... a button

#233
and... a button

#234
that you wrote "29 cents" on.

#235
You think I don't recognize your handwriting?

#236
You think I don't recognize your handwriting?

#237
Can't we just kill him?

#238
Can't we just kill him?

#239
How's therapy going?

#240
- Dr Cox, do you have a second? - Of course.

#241
- Dr Cox, do you have a second? - Of course.

#242
- I was wondering... - You're done.

#243
- What? - You asked for a second.

#244
- What? - You asked for a second.

#245
I think you'll find I'm being quite literal here at work today. Ask anyone.

#246
I think you'll find I'm being quite literal here at work today. Ask anyone.

#247
Lonnie, what happened earlier when you said, "Give me a break"?

#248
Lonnie, what happened earlier when you said, "Give me a break"?

#249
You broke my sunglasses in half.

#250
Had to be done. The man looked preposterous in aviators.

#251
Had to be done. The man looked preposterous in aviators.

#252
You still haven't made a decision about how to treat Mrs Goldstein.

#253
You still haven't made a decision about how to treat Mrs Goldstein.

#254
Oh, thanks for the reminder, Barboo.

#255
Oh, thanks for the reminder, Barboo.

#256
What would I do without you?

#257
What would I do without you?

#258
Look, joke if you want to, but you're gonna have to make a decision.

#259
Mrs Goldstein's life depends on it.

#260
But what if I'm wrong?

#261
All right. She'll have a ginger ale,

#262
All right. She'll have a ginger ale,

#263
he'll have a beer, and I'll have an appletini.

#264
Hell, I'm gonna have a real drink.

#265
- Make it a nectarini. - I don't know what that is.

#266
- Make it a nectarini. - I don't know what that is.

#267
Oh, come on, Kevin. You know. Make it.

#268
Make sure I don't have too many nectarinis.

#269
I gotta drive my bike home.

#270
I gotta drive my bike home.

#271
Don't worry. Carla can't drink. She'll drive you home.

#272
Don't worry. Carla can't drink. She'll drive you home.

#273
- Right, baby? - Sure.

#274
- Sweet. - Better idea,

#275
- Sweet. - Better idea,

#276
come to our place, she's going straight to bed.

#277
- We'll stay up late, watch Judge Dredd. - Ninety-ninth viewing!

#278
- We'll stay up late, watch Judge Dredd. - Ninety-ninth viewing!

#279
OK, ice cold beer, nectarini

#280
OK, ice cold beer, nectarini

#281
and ginger ale.

#282
and ginger ale.

#283
There's nothing better in this world

#284
than the first sip of an ice cold beer after a long day.

#285
than the first sip of an ice cold beer after a long day.

#286
Ditto for a 'tini.

#287
Ditto for a 'tini.

#288
- It really takes the edge off. - That's it.

#289
No beer for you. It's not fair.

#290
No beer for you. It's not fair.

#291
I'm pregnant, you two are having the time of your lives.

#292
I'm pregnant, you two are having the time of your lives.

#293
Now anything I can't do, you can't do.

#294
- That's ridiculous! - Not you!

#295
- That's ridiculous! - Not you!

#296
Fair is fair, Turk.

#297
Incidentally, dynamite nectarini.

#298
Incidentally, dynamite nectarini.

#299
That man knows his way around nectar.

#300
I used to just look into my gut and know what to do.

#301
I used to just look into my gut and know what to do.

#302
Now I got all this self-doubt.

#303
Now I got all this self-doubt.

#304
You got massive amounts of doubt,

#305
romantically, professionally, personally. How do you deal with it?

#306
romantically, professionally, personally. How do you deal with it?

#307
Treadmill, crank the incline up to 15 and just run through the tears.

#308
Treadmill, crank the incline up to 15 and just run through the tears.

#309
Look, Dr Cox, I know that you're scared,

#310
but, believe me, your gut is still there.

#311
but, believe me, your gut is still there.

#312
You just have to have the courage to listen to it again.

#313
You just have to have the courage to listen to it again.

#314
You really think so?

#315
You really think so?

#316
I know so.

#317
Push thrombolytics.

#318
Push thrombolytics.

#319
Thank you, Barbie.

#320
I'm just glad you let me help.

#321
I'm just glad you let me help.

#322
There's no better feeling than helping someone out.

#323
There's no better feeling than helping someone out.

#324
Laverne, Dr Cox made a decision. He wants to push thrombolytics.

#325
Laverne, Dr Cox made a decision. He wants to push thrombolytics.

#326
Yeah, I know. He told me that three hours ago.

#327
What?

#328
What?

#329
Maybe that's why it hurts that much more when you end up looking like a fool.

#330
Maybe that's why it hurts that much more when you end up looking like a fool.

#331
This is why the headache didn't go away.

#332
This is why the headache didn't go away.

#333
It's actually pronounced analgesic, not anal-gesic, all right?

#334
It's actually pronounced analgesic, not anal-gesic, all right?

#335
The pills go in your mouth.

#336
Elliot, do you ever get deja vu around here?

#337
Barbie, there you are. Thank God.

#338
Barbie, there you are. Thank God.

#339
Unfortunately, yes.

#340
As you know, I can't make a decision without your help, so here goes.

#341
As you know, I can't make a decision without your help, so here goes.

#342
As you know, I can't make a decision without your help, so here goes.

#343
On Oprah, there's a story about Lindsay Lohan's eating disorder.

#344
On Oprah, there's a story about Lindsay Lohan's eating disorder.

#345
But on E! there's a story about Lindsay Lohan's fabulous new Tribeca loft.

#346
But on E! there's a story about Lindsay Lohan's fabulous new Tribeca loft.

#347
Don't get me wrong, I want to watch something about Lindsay Lohan.

#348
Don't get me wrong, I want to watch something about Lindsay Lohan.

#349
I'm just a little lost here.

#350
FYI, that loft is Lohan-tastic. It's vintage Lindsay.

#351
FYI, that loft is Lohan-tastic. It's vintage Lindsay.

#352
When you left Mrs Goldstein, anyone could've thought you were in trouble.

#353
When you left Mrs Goldstein, anyone could've thought you were in trouble.

#354
I had to go the bathroom, Barbie.

#355
I had to go the bathroom, Barbie.

#356
People, from now on, if anyone needs to take a leak, please notify Dr Reid.

#357
People, from now on, if anyone needs to take a leak, please notify Dr Reid.

#358
People, from now on, if anyone needs to take a leak, please notify Dr Reid.

#359
It is a pet peeve of hers.

#360
"As it is a pet peeve."

#361
- Oh, really? You think that's funny? - A little bit.

#362
- Oh, really? You think that's funny? - A little bit.

#363
Carla, Turk's drinking coffee.

#364
Carla, Turk's drinking coffee.

#365
No!

#366
If your pregnant wife can't have coffee, then you can't.

#367
If your pregnant wife can't have coffee, then you can't.

#368
Please have some sort of nut.

#369
Please have some sort of nut.

#370
Hazel.

#371
Careful, Turkelton. First, it's no coffee.

#372
Careful, Turkelton. First, it's no coffee.

#373
Next, she'll want you in the delivery room,

#374
holding her hands while she pushes the little bugger out.

#375
holding her hands while she pushes the little bugger out.

#376
My man will be there when his baby is born.

#377
My man will be there when his baby is born.

#378
Of course he will. It's a different generation.

#379
Of course he will. It's a different generation.

#380
Know this, 90 percent of all childbirths are accompanied by an accidental dookie.

#381
Know this, 90 percent of all childbirths are accompanied by an accidental dookie.

#382
Know this, 90 percent of all childbirths are accompanied by an accidental dookie.

#383
Dude, I'd be a mess if I had to give up my joe.

#384
Dude, I'd be a mess if I had to give up my joe.

#385
I have a full-blown addiction.

#386
Hopefully, that won't come back to haunt me.

#387
Hopefully, that won't come back to haunt me.

#388
Where did you get this? Who taught you how to use this thing?

#389
Where did you get this? Who taught you how to use this thing?

#390
You, all right? I learned from watching you!

#391
You, all right? I learned from watching you!

#392
Damn it, Billy!

#393
At least he's using good beans.

#394
At least he's using good beans.

#395
Guess I'm gonna look like a porn star when I'm older.

#396
Guess I'm gonna look like a porn star when I'm older.

#397
Hey, we solved your stupid game.

#398
Hey, we solved your stupid game.

#399
Yeah, we've been to the li-bary!

#400
"Brary," Troy. Library.

#401
"Brary," Troy. Library.

#402
Two coins that equal 30 cents, one of them not a nickel? A penny and...

#403
Two coins that equal 30 cents, one of them not a nickel? A penny and...

#404
Two coins that equal 30 cents, one of them not a nickel? A penny and...

#405
...a 1972 dime with a Roosevelt imperfection, today worth exactly...

#406
...a 1972 dime with a Roosevelt imperfection, today worth exactly...

#407
...twenty-nine cents.

#408
OK, no.

#409
The correct answer is a quarter and a nickel.

#410
The correct answer is a quarter and a nickel.

#411
No, 'cause you said one of them isn't a nickel.

#412
Right. The other one is.

#413
Right. The other one is.

#414
You lied to me.

#415
You lied to me.

#416
It's a riddle.

#417
Oh, your face is red like a straw-brary.

#418
Oh, your face is red like a straw-brary.

#419
Don't have kids.

#420
Don't have kids.

#421
Excuse me, Dr Reid. I just wanted to let you know I'm going to pee.

#422
Excuse me, Dr Reid. I just wanted to let you know I'm going to pee.

#423
What a jackass.

#424
What a jackass.

#425
I hate it that you two aren't getting along.

#426
I'd get you together to talk, but you're stubborn.

#427
I'd get you together to talk, but you're stubborn.

#428
I'd never be able to do it on my own.

#429
I'd never be able to do it on my own.

#430
Well, there is one way.

#431
I don't want to hear Floating Head Doctor.

#432
I don't want to hear Floating Head Doctor.

#433
Elliot, save it. He's gone.

#434
Fine, fine, fine. I will apologize to Elliot.

#435
Fine, fine, fine. I will apologize to Elliot.

#436
I don't know how you'll get her to talk to me.

#437
Oh, don't you worry about that.

#438
Oh, don't you worry about that.

#439
Body! Get her!

#440
Get a good night's sleep. Hey, put me down!

#441
Get a good night's sleep. Hey, put me down!

#442
I'm talking to a patient here!

#443
What are you doing? Oh!

#444
What are you doing? Oh!

#445
Well, she's dead.

#446
Well, she's dead.

#447
Stupid, stupid body!

#448
Stupid, stupid body!

#449
Oh, you want some of this?

#450
Oh, you want some of this?

#451
Too slow!

#452
A little late!

#453
Oh, nice try.

#454
Oh, nice try.

#455
J.D., don't worry about it. I'll handle it.

#456
J.D., don't worry about it. I'll handle it.

#457
- Head fight body again? - They can't get along.

#458
- Head fight body again? - They can't get along.

#459
I don't get it.

#460
Turk, what are you doing?

#461
- You can't ride the bike. - Why not?

#462
It puts too much pressure on my cervix.

#463
It puts too much pressure on my cervix.

#464
I don't have a damn cervix! And how else am I supposed to exercise?

#465
You can do everything that do.

#466
You can do everything that do.

#467
You can have yogurt, you can listen to classical music,

#468
You can have yogurt, you can listen to classical music,

#469
gently rub my belly.

#470
You know what?

#471
You know what?

#472
That's it.

#473
What's it?

#474
What's it?

#475
What do you think you're doing?

#476
You better not open that.

#477
You better not... OK, but you better not drink it.

#478
You better not... OK, but you better not drink it.

#479
Fine, but you better not enjoy it.

#480
Fine, but you better not enjoy it.

#481
Ah!

#482
Ah!

#483
Did you just bitch-slap my beer?

#484
Did you just bitch-slap my beer?

#485
Are you calling me a bitch?

#486
Yes.

#487
Yes, I am.

#488
Yes, I am.

#489
Baby, you OK?

#490
I feel funny.

#491
I feel funny.

#492
You know, I've been thinking about it

#493
You know, I've been thinking about it

#494
and only you could go through all that stuff you did

#495
and come out the other side the same mean-spirited jerk.

#496
and come out the other side the same mean-spirited jerk.

#497
Barbie, please. They're about to show Lindsay's breakfast nook.

#498
Barbie, please. They're about to show Lindsay's breakfast nook.

#499
In fact, in the five years I've been here,

#500
In fact, in the five years I've been here,

#501
you're the only person who hasn't changed one bit.

#502
That's not entirely true. Since the arrival of my son,

#503
That's not entirely true. Since the arrival of my son,

#504
I've become more patient.

#505
I've become more patient.

#506
Plus, I can't believe these words are coming out of my mouth,

#507
I've learned that not all of Newbie's ideas are completely ridiculous.

#508
I've learned that not all of Newbie's ideas are completely ridiculous.

#509
I've learned that not all of Newbie's ideas are completely ridiculous.

#510
Do you love it as much as I do?

#511
Do you love it as much as I do?

#512
Well, with me, you've never been anything but an unsupportive bastard,

#513
Well, with me, you've never been anything but an unsupportive bastard,

#514
and you know it.

#515
You have it on the chart he called me a bitch because he wanted to drink alcohol, right?

#516
You have it on the chart he called me a bitch because he wanted to drink alcohol, right?

#517
I don't really have a section for that.

#518
I don't really have a section for that.

#519
Well, put it under family history, it's part of ours now.

#520
Well, put it under family history, it's part of ours now.

#521
All you had was a little round ligament pain. It's common.

#522
All you had was a little round ligament pain. It's common.

#523
I'll meet you outside.

#524
Babe, I'm sorry.

#525
Babe, I'm sorry.

#526
You know what? This was actually kind of nice.

#527
You know what? This was actually kind of nice.

#528
How was this nice?

#529
How was this nice?

#530
You being here with me, all concerned.

#531
It feels like since I got pregnant, everything's changing for me,

#532
but nothing is changing for you.

#533
but nothing is changing for you.

#534
So yes, you can drink.

#535
So yes, you can drink.

#536
Just maybe not do it in front of me?

#537
And sometimes, when I'm reading my pregnancy book,

#538
And sometimes, when I'm reading my pregnancy book,

#539
maybe you can ask me about it?

#540
And occasionally, on a Friday night, when I'm too tired to go out,

#541
And occasionally, on a Friday night, when I'm too tired to go out,

#542
And occasionally, on a Friday night, when I'm too tired to go out,

#543
maybe you can stay in and get fat with me.

#544
I can get fat?

#545
The bigger you get, the tinier I'll look.

#546
The bigger you get, the tinier I'll look.

#547
- Oh. - Come on, come on, please.

#548
How's Mrs Goldstein doing?

#549
Fine.

#550
Fine.

#551
OK, lookit. How's about we act like adults here

#552
and lay our cards on the table?

#553
You know you're not exactly my favourite person in this dump.

#554
You know you're not exactly my favourite person in this dump.

#555
I say that knowing full well you feel the same way about me.

#556
I say that knowing full well you feel the same way about me.

#557
I started an "I hate Cox" chat room. Hasn't worked out the way I planned.

#558
I started an "I hate Cox" chat room. Hasn't worked out the way I planned.

#559
It's me, two interns and 14,000 lesbians.

#560
It's me, two interns and 14,000 lesbians.

#561
How about we just agree we're never gonna be that close?

#562
How about we just agree we're never gonna be that close?

#563
We could, except for one thing.

#564
I know we have our issues, but I always respected you.

#565
I know we have our issues, but I always respected you.

#566
And you haven't given me more than an ounce of that since I started here.

#567
And you haven't given me more than an ounce of that since I started here.

#568
I didn't go in that bathroom to take a leak.

#569
I went in because I was petrified

#570
that I was gonna make the wrong decision about Mrs Goldstein.

#571
that I was gonna make the wrong decision about Mrs Goldstein.

#572
I didn't want anybody to know,

#573
I didn't want anybody to know,

#574
because it is so very important to me people see me the way they used to.

#575
because it is so very important to me people see me the way they used to.

#576
Bulletproof.

#577
And hopefully, admitting this to you will make you feel...

#578
And hopefully, admitting this to you will make you feel...

#579
...respected.

#580
It does.

#581
It does.

#582
Thanks.

#583
Thanks.

#584
You're welcome.

#585
After five years,

#586
it's hard not to feel like you're repeating moments week after week.

#587
it's hard not to feel like you're repeating moments week after week.

#588
Gotta run. They're doing a breast reduction on three,

#589
Gotta run. They're doing a breast reduction on three,

#590
and I wanna get there and stop it. You know what I'm talking about!

#591
and I wanna get there and stop it. You know what I'm talking about!

#592
Son, do you not realize

#593
that you're nothing but a large pair of scrubs to me?

#594
that you're nothing but a large pair of scrubs to me?

#595
I guess all you can do is try to notice

#596
I guess all you can do is try to notice

#597
the subtle differences within those moments.

#598
Whether it's Turk's response to baby stuff Carla makes him do...

#599
Friday, we meet with the baby-proofer at the apartment.

#600
Friday, we meet with the baby-proofer at the apartment.

#601
I can't wait.

#602
I can't wait.

#603
... or it not bothering Elliot when Dr Cox gives her a hard time.

#604
... or it not bothering Elliot when Dr Cox gives her a hard time.

#605
Barbie, why did you order this test?

#606
Barbie, why did you order this test?

#607
For the love of God, are you a real doctor

#608
or a doctor like Julius Erving is a doctor?

#609
or a doctor like Julius Erving is a doctor?

#610
Of course, sometimes, things are gonna repeat themselves in the exact same way.

#611
Of course, sometimes, things are gonna repeat themselves in the exact same way.

#612
What the hell?

#613
What the hell?

#614
It's a riddle. Two guys destroyed your bike with a softball bat and a crowbar.

#615
It's a riddle. Two guys destroyed your bike with a softball bat and a crowbar.

#616
One of them wasn't me.

#617
One of them wasn't me.

#618
Oh, that's what happened to my old bike.

#619
Oh, that's what happened to my old bike.

#620
- Good day, fellas. - See you tomorrow.

#621
- Good day, fellas. - See you tomorrow.

#622
Troy! This one's over.

#623
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#624
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