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Season 5, Episode 23 — My Urologist

#1
Look, one of the reasons interns have so much trouble

#2
putting in chest tubes is because it is a violent procedure.

#3
You must not be scared, though.

#4
You must not be scared, though.

#5
You need to use force to get the tube between the ribs,

#6
then pop it through the pleura.

#7
then pop it through the pleura.

#8
Lis, you can do this.

#9
Uh, Dr Cox, I'm not so sure I'm comfortable with this.

#10
Uh, Dr Cox, I'm not so sure I'm comfortable with this.

#11
- You lost my teaching mannequin. - I don't know what happened.

#12
- You lost my teaching mannequin. - I don't know what happened.

#13
Hello, carpool lane.

#14
What movie do you want to see?

#15
Inserting chest tube.

#16
Lisa! God, he was joking!

#17
Yes, I was, Lisa.

#18
Yes, I was, Lisa.

#19
Take the rest of the afternoon off and think about what you did.

#20
Take the rest of the afternoon off and think about what you did.

#21
This is a warning, people.

#22
Anybody else who hurts Keith

#23
is going to get the same treatment as Lisa.

#24
is going to get the same treatment as Lisa.

#25
Good day.

#26
Nothing like watching your boyfriend get humiliated daily.

#27
Nothing like watching your boyfriend get humiliated daily.

#28
Purple nurple!

#29
Purple nurple!

#30
Baby, look at this!

#31
I'm starting to look like a big fat pregnant lady.

#32
I'm starting to look like a big fat pregnant lady.

#33
No. You look like you let yourself go a little.

#34
OK, that came out wrong. But baby, it's OK.

#35
You're overreacting because your pregnancy hormones

#36
are taking over.

#37
It's fine. These past few days, your moods have changed like that.

#38
It's fine. These past few days, your moods have changed like that.

#39
That is not true!

#40
- That's cool. - I'm sorry.

#41
- That's cool. - I'm sorry.

#42
Let me kiss the owie. Kiss the owie.

#43
Baby. Oh, I want to do it right now.

#44
Baby. Oh, I want to do it right now.

#45
You don't want to do it now. This'll pass.

#46
This is happening.

#47
This is happening.

#48
You're damn right this is happening.

#49
My mom.

#50
I can't believe she'll never meet her grandchild.

#51
I can't believe she'll never meet her grandchild.

#52
Want to start with kissing, or get to the good stuff?

#53
Want to start with kissing, or get to the good stuff?

#54
What is wrong with you?

#55
What is wrong with you?

#56
When will you learn?

#57
Turk talking to a new staff member.

#58
Give her a special treat and say hello.

#59
Give her a special treat and say hello.

#60
Hello!

#61
J.D., I'm sure you know Kim Briggs.

#62
J.D., I'm sure you know Kim Briggs.

#63
Uh, no, you big knucklehead, I don't.

#64
On behalf of everyone here at Sacred Heart,

#65
On behalf of everyone here at Sacred Heart,

#66
I'd like to say konichiwa.

#67
I'd like to say konichiwa.

#68
I've been here five years, big guy.

#69
I know that, Kim.

#70
I know that, Kim.

#71
It's a game. What's your name? Turk.

#72
What's that guy's name? I don't know.

#73
What's that guy's name? I don't know.

#74
It's a patient. Looks like a Dave. Are you Dave? We don't know.

#75
- Torture him about this. - Will do.

#76
- Torture him about this. - Will do.

#77
Peace out.

#78
How come I never noticed her before?

#79
How come I never noticed her before?

#80
Because she wears a wedding ring.

#81
Because she wears a wedding ring.

#82
You don't notice women who wear wedding rings.

#83
- Kim was here on your first day. - That's enough.

#84
She was at Ben's funeral.

#85
She was at Ben's funeral.

#86
- Dude, she's been around. - Everybody was Kung Fu fighting.

#87
- Dude, she's been around. - Everybody was Kung Fu fighting.

#88
Because she wears a wedding ring, she's invisible to me?

#89
- Yes. - Please, T. I'm not that shallow.

#90
- Yes. - Please, T. I'm not that shallow.

#91
Oh, really?

#92
Will all women who are married in the area

#93
Will all women who are married in the area

#94
please remove your wedding rings?

#95
Thank you.

#96
Dr Feinberg?

#97
Anastasia?

#98
Gift shop girl.

#99
Gift shop girl.

#100
Hey, J.D.

#101
I thought you died.

#102
I thought you died.

#103
No, I just got married.

#104
But I sent your family flowers.

#105
But I sent your family flowers.

#106
I know. You bought them from me. It was kind of weird.

#107
- Gift shop girl! - What?

#108
- Gift shop girl! - What?

#109
- Stop that! - Sorry.

#110
- Stop that! - Sorry.

#111
That's backwards. It's been bugging me for years.

#112
That's backwards. It's been bugging me for years.

#113
How are we doing, Mr Peters?

#114
I had checked up on Kim. She got along with everybody.

#115
I had checked up on Kim. She got along with everybody.

#116
The guys liked her.

#117
The guys liked her.

#118
Cover up, sailors. Chick on deck. I need towels for the ladies' room.

#119
Oh, I got a towel for you.

#120
Oh, I got a towel for you.

#121
Thanks, Todd.

#122
Thanks, Todd.

#123
All the women liked her.

#124
I just love that every woman knows how to do that.

#125
I just love that every woman knows how to do that.

#126
She even got along with the greasers.

#127
I know everyone gives you a hard time,

#128
but trust me, this look is coming back.

#129
but trust me, this look is coming back.

#130
I never got a synchronised snap from the greasers.

#131
I never got a synchronised snap from the greasers.

#132
Mr Peters, having a gal urologist might seem a little uncomfortable,

#133
but the penis is just another excretory organ,

#134
so let's take the stigma off of it.

#135
Now, this is the length of the average penis.

#136
Now, this is the length of the average penis.

#137
What?

#138
What?

#139
That seems about right.

#140
Good for you. I was just messing with Dr Dorian over there.

#141
Good for you. I was just messing with Dr Dorian over there.

#142
You know what? I'm not talking to any of you guys.

#143
You know what? I'm not talking to any of you guys.

#144
I know, right?

#145
I know, right?

#146
You lie! Oh, my God!

#147
You lie! Oh, my God!

#148
Keith, I know we have plans tonight, but I am way too tired.

#149
Keith, I know we have plans tonight, but I am way too tired.

#150
No problem. I'll call you tomorrow.

#151
No problem. I'll call you tomorrow.

#152
Hey, girls. Listen, Perry got uppity with me for,

#153
Hey, girls. Listen, Perry got uppity with me for,

#154
and I quote, "spending $20,000 we don't have on shoes,"

#155
so to get back at him, I'm treating everyone to drinks.

#156
so to get back at him, I'm treating everyone to drinks.

#157
- I'll go. - You told Keith you were too tired.

#158
- I'll go. - You told Keith you were too tired.

#159
I think Keith and I might be done.

#160
I think Keith and I might be done.

#161
What?

#162
Dorian, can I borrow that pencil for a second?

#163
Dorian, can I borrow that pencil for a second?

#164
Just one second? Thank you.

#165
Oh, no. I snapped the pencil.

#166
Oh, no. I snapped the pencil.

#167
- It's from my stand-up act. - Where do you perform?

#168
- It's from my stand-up act. - Where do you perform?

#169
I'm at the Giggle Pit every Monday at sunup.

#170
I'll have to come by sometime.

#171
I'll have to come by sometime.

#172
Do it, man.

#173
Wait, I'm mad at you. You stole my video camera

#174
Wait, I'm mad at you. You stole my video camera

#175
with the scenes from Dr Acula, the movie I'm making.

#176
Why do you think I stole it?

#177
I was surfing the hospital's Web site

#178
and I saw that someone posted

#179
and I saw that someone posted

#180
the "Dr Acula delivers a baby then eats it" scene.

#181
Someone with the screen name "Rotinaj."

#182
"Rotinaj" is just "Janitor" spelled backwards, Rotinaj.

#183
"Rotinaj" is just "Janitor" spelled backwards, Rotinaj.

#184
Morning, Dr Rotinaj.

#185
Morning, Dr Rotinaj.

#186
Good morning, Mr Clean-Up-Man.

#187
Mr Peters, I looked at your CT scan and I recommend we don't do surgery.

#188
Great.

#189
This is goodbye, but I leave you in the capable hands

#190
This is goodbye, but I leave you in the capable hands

#191
of Dr John D. Dorian.

#192
You take care.

#193
I gave you a new middle initial. It reassures patients.

#194
I gave you a new middle initial. It reassures patients.

#195
The "D" stands for "Dallas".

#196
I told Mr Peters that's where I lost my virginity.

#197
I told Mr Peters that's where I lost my virginity.

#198
Don't know how we got down that path.

#199
Don't know how we got down that path.

#200
Something about that old man makes me open up.

#201
I hope you like your new initial.

#202
I hope you like your new initial.

#203
I don't mind it a turtle's wink.

#204
You only pepper your conversation with cute animal imagery

#205
You only pepper your conversation with cute animal imagery

#206
if you're smitten.

#207
- Could you lend me a pen? - Quick as a porcupine's hiccup.

#208
- Could you lend me a pen? - Quick as a porcupine's hiccup.

#209
All right, there's only one problem with this.

#210
OK, see ya, J.D.

#211
Kim, wait.

#212
Kim, wait.

#213
Unfortunately, there's no way I can make you mine,

#214
Unfortunately, there's no way I can make you mine,

#215
unless I make you mine...

#216
unless I make you mine...

#217
..for eternity.

#218
Dr Acula, don't stop!

#219
Vampires like it windy.

#220
Why are you breaking up with Keith?

#221
Why are you breaking up with Keith?

#222
Look, Keith is sweet,

#223
but after watching him get walked on again,

#224
but after watching him get walked on again,

#225
I feel like I need a stronger man in my life.

#226
I want what you have,

#227
I want what you have,

#228
someone to stand up for me when I need it, you know?

#229
Someone as confident as Turk

#230
Someone as confident as Turk

#231
or as brave as Dr Cox or as...

#232
I'm sorry, I don't know your husband.

#233
What are some of his good qualities?

#234
What are some of his good qualities?

#235
Well, he was a roadie for Jimi Hendrix, and when it rains,

#236
Well, he was a roadie for Jimi Hendrix, and when it rains,

#237
he carries me to the car.

#238
And you guys have been together, what, 60 years?

#239
And you guys have been together, what, 60 years?

#240
I'm 48, and I'm done here.

#241
I'm 48, and I'm done here.

#242
My bad. Yeah.

#243
My bad. Yeah.

#244
I don't want Keith to go.

#245
Elliot, I don't want Keith to go!

#246
Elliot, I don't want Keith to go!

#247
There, there.

#248
What? "I'm pregnant. I'm crying. I'm laughing." Enough already!

#249
What? "I'm pregnant. I'm crying. I'm laughing." Enough already!

#250
What? "I'm pregnant. I'm crying. I'm laughing." Enough already!

#251
It's boring.

#252
Listen up, nametags.

#253
Listen up, nametags.

#254
I need to wire some cash to my son so he can make bail.

#255
Apparently, the musical he was producing

#256
Apparently, the musical he was producing

#257
was just a front for a crystal meth lab.

#258
was just a front for a crystal meth lab.

#259
Here's the kicker: He fled to Toronto.

#260
The Mounties are involved.

#261
The Mounties are involved.

#262
Anyhoo, I need somebody to zip out to my house

#263
and grab $400.

#264
and grab $400.

#265
I'll do it.

#266
I shouldn't be mopping here anyway. This is a rug.

#267
I shouldn't be mopping here anyway. This is a rug.

#268
Don't let him in your house, sir.

#269
Don't let him in your house, sir.

#270
He'll steal everything you've got like he stole my camera.

#271
He'll steal everything you've got like he stole my camera.

#272
Know the difference between you and me?

#273
Your melon-sized prostate, sir?

#274
Your melon-sized prostate, sir?

#275
I will never fear this man.

#276
I will never fear this man.

#277
You think I'm afraid of you, chief?

#278
No, sir, I do not.

#279
No, sir, I do not.

#280
Look, I keep my extra cash in a pickle jar

#281
on the top shelf over the sink.

#282
on the top shelf over the sink.

#283
Enid wants that jar so bad she can taste it.

#284
Oh, right.

#285
You don't remember she's paralyzed

#286
You don't remember she's paralyzed

#287
and can't stand out of her wheelchair.

#288
That's why you're not laughing.

#289
No, Bob.

#290
No, Bob.

#291
We're not laughing because we're all horrified.

#292
Well, it tickles me.

#293
OK, honey, I know Elliot upset you with this whole Keith thing,

#294
OK, honey, I know Elliot upset you with this whole Keith thing,

#295
but listen,

#296
we're all gonna be extra, extra sensitive

#297
we're all gonna be extra, extra sensitive

#298
so you don't get riled up, OK?

#299
I'm wearing red. Should I not be wearing red?

#300
I'm wearing red. Should I not be wearing red?

#301
She's pregnant, she's not a bull.

#302
She's pregnant, she's not a bull.

#303
I know you think I'm just being crazy, but Elliot,

#304
you should not give up on Keith.

#305
you should not give up on Keith.

#306
You say he's not strong enough because he gets stepped on at work.

#307
You say he's not strong enough because he gets stepped on at work.

#308
That's what it's like.

#309
You're doing what we do

#310
You're doing what we do

#311
when we get into a serious relationship,

#312
freaking out and trying to poke holes in it.

#313
freaking out and trying to poke holes in it.

#314
Remember when I started dating Turk and I wanted to bail on him

#315
Remember when I started dating Turk and I wanted to bail on him

#316
because he cried at the end of sex?

#317
- Baby! - Relax, Brown Bear.

#318
- Baby! - Relax, Brown Bear.

#319
There's no shame in cry-maxing.

#320
And you know how hard single life can be. Just ask Kim.

#321
And you know how hard single life can be. Just ask Kim.

#322
Wait. Kim's single?

#323
Wait. Kim's single?

#324
She's been divorced for over a year.

#325
She wears the ring at the hospital so she doesn't get hit on.

#326
She wears the ring at the hospital so she doesn't get hit on.

#327
Turk, keys!

#328
Yahtzee!

#329
Yahtzee!

#330
Hey, girl. What are you doing? Want to get some coffee later?

#331
Hey, girl. What are you doing? Want to get some coffee later?

#332
And then, the ultimate Cox-block.

#333
And then, the ultimate Cox-block.

#334
Why isn't Mr Peters in there getting surgery?

#335
I decided against it.

#336
I decided against it.

#337
She thought it would be best if I treated him medically.

#338
She thought it would be best if I treated him medically.

#339
First of all, Newbie, nobody's ever thought that, ever.

#340
First of all, Newbie, nobody's ever thought that, ever.

#341
Secondly, she's a cutter.

#342
When is the last time you met a cutter

#343
When is the last time you met a cutter

#344
who didn't want to cut?

#345
Laverne, you've been here 40 years now.

#346
Laverne, you've been here 40 years now.

#347
You ever heard of such a thing?

#348
I'm gonna kill somebody.

#349
I'm gonna kill somebody.

#350
I guess we all get mad when people say things

#351
we don't want to hear.

#352
we don't want to hear.

#353
Elliot!

#354
You can't leave until you promise me you'll think about it with Keith.

#355
You can't leave until you promise me you'll think about it with Keith.

#356
Oh, my God, Carla! Will you please just butt out of this one?

#357
Oh, my God, Carla! Will you please just butt out of this one?

#358
Especially when things feel a bit fishy.

#359
- Here's your cash. - Oh, thanks.

#360
- Here's your cash. - Oh, thanks.

#361
Hey, is that a new coat?

#362
Yeah. Just picked it up.

#363
Yeah. Just picked it up.

#364
Where did you get the money to buy it?

#365
I don't think that's any business of yours.

#366
I don't think that's any business of yours.

#367
Still, it's always good to hear the truth.

#368
Still, it's always good to hear the truth.

#369
Surgery is really the only thing that has a shot

#370
Surgery is really the only thing that has a shot

#371
at curing this guy,

#372
and the reason that she's not going to do it

#373
and the reason that she's not going to do it

#374
is he's older and has heart issues, which makes him high risk.

#375
is he's older and has heart issues, which makes him high risk.

#376
And if he were to drop dead on her operating table, well,

#377
that would make her surgery stats go down.

#378
And that wouldn't look very good on a young doctor's resume,

#379
And that wouldn't look very good on a young doctor's resume,

#380
would it?

#381
Even if it means losing respect for someone you might like.

#382
Even if it means losing respect for someone you might like.

#383
What can I say? You got me.

#384
What can I say? You got me.

#385
Damn.

#386
Damn.

#387
Hold on. Dr Turk,

#388
I covered your gastric-bypass patient last night.

#389
I covered your gastric-bypass patient last night.

#390
He left a message for you.

#391
- What'd he say? - You are square.

#392
- What'd he say? - You are square.

#393
Stupid greasers.

#394
Oh, here comes Kim. She had all night to think.

#395
Oh, here comes Kim. She had all night to think.

#396
She'll probably be in a shame spiral. Let's enjoy it.

#397
She'll probably be in a shame spiral. Let's enjoy it.

#398
- Oh, hey, fellas, how you living? - Large!

#399
- Oh, hey, fellas, how you living? - Large!

#400
What!

#401
What, was I not supposed to answer?

#402
I wasn't the only one having relationship problems.

#403
I wasn't the only one having relationship problems.

#404
Sorry about the way I left last night.

#405
Sorry about the way I left last night.

#406
We're OK, right?

#407
Until you receive further notice, consider us not speaking.

#408
Until you receive further notice, consider us not speaking.

#409
I know you took my money to buy that ridiculous coat.

#410
I know you took my money to buy that ridiculous coat.

#411
I bet you can't prove it.

#412
I bet you can't prove it.

#413
Enid, you are my eyewitness.

#414
Did he take more than $400?

#415
Did he take more than $400?

#416
Enid, is that a new pantsuit?

#417
Enid, is that a new pantsuit?

#418
You think you're pretty smart, don't you?

#419
You think you're pretty smart, don't you?

#420
All I think is that leather never goes out of style,

#421
All I think is that leather never goes out of style,

#422
and if you keep money in a pickle jar,

#423
you should know how much is there,

#424
you should know how much is there,

#425
and it won't hurt to buy your invalid wife something nice

#426
so she can feel pretty.

#427
so she can feel pretty.

#428
These are just general thoughts about life, nothing specific to you.

#429
That was nice. Thank you.

#430
That wasn't me.

#431
- Hey, dudes. - Don't "hey, dudes" us.

#432
- Hey, dudes. - Don't "hey, dudes" us.

#433
You know what bothers me?

#434
Non-threatening colloquial greetings?

#435
Non-threatening colloquial greetings?

#436
It bothers me that a doctor won't help a patient

#437
so she could keep her stats up.

#438
so she could keep her stats up.

#439
- Yeah! - Look, J.D.

#440
Surgery's competitive. We do what we must to get ahead.

#441
Surgery's competitive. We do what we must to get ahead.

#442
My best friend's a surgeon,

#443
and he'd never pass on risky surgery to keep his stats up.

#444
and he'd never pass on risky surgery to keep his stats up.

#445
Actually, I have done that.

#446
Actually, I have done that.

#447
Everyone has.

#448
Oh, my God!

#449
Oh, my God!

#450
Out of here! Dr Cox, please weigh in.

#451
Well, it's no secret how I feel about surgeons. I hate them.

#452
Well, it's no secret how I feel about surgeons. I hate them.

#453
I'd liken them to rocks, but that would insult rocks

#454
I'd liken them to rocks, but that would insult rocks

#455
because, you see, at least rocks are useful to society.

#456
because, you see, at least rocks are useful to society.

#457
We build bridges, throw them at guys

#458
wearing phones clipped to their heads.

#459
wearing phones clipped to their heads.

#460
It's a phone. You can't do this?

#461
It's a phone. You can't do this?

#462
However...

#463
Now, back to the crux of the matter.

#464
Now, back to the crux of the matter.

#465
Hit her, Per!

#466
However, it is not Dr Briggs' fault that she works in a broken system.

#467
However, it is not Dr Briggs' fault that she works in a broken system.

#468
Top hospitals are only interested in hiring surgeons

#469
who they think are flawless.

#470
who they think are flawless.

#471
That's not the answer you thought you'd hear,

#472
but as always, I don't care.

#473
but as always, I don't care.

#474
Thank God he didn't see this.

#475
Yeah, Mom, I was listening the whole time.

#476
I just couldn't talk.

#477
Looks like somebody took their new titanium eight iron

#478
with a leather grip and went to town on your van.

#479
Well done, sir.

#480
Well done, sir.

#481
What? You think I did it?

#482
Too bad you can't prove it.

#483
Too bad you can't prove it.

#484
Really?

#485
I think I need to take more...

#486
I think I need to take more...

#487
..blood.

#488
What the hell is this?

#489
What the hell is this?

#490
It's Dorian's camera. This must be a scene from Dr Acula.

#491
You ain't taking no more blood from my ho-slapping hand.

#492
You ain't taking no more blood from my ho-slapping hand.

#493
I will pimp slap you!

#494
This feels really racist, J.D.

#495
This feels really racist, J.D.

#496
- Why can't I be a vampire? - Because it's my movie!

#497
- Why can't I be a vampire? - Because it's my movie!

#498
Now, let's take it from the top

#499
and I'm not gonna ask you again, blacker!

#500
and I'm not gonna ask you again, blacker!

#501
- Blacker. - Yes, please.

#502
Blacker.

#503
Now comes the good part.

#504
Prove that!

#505
Prove that!

#506
And that! And that!

#507
And that! And that!

#508
And that!

#509
And that! Yeah!

#510
And that! Yeah!

#511
What do you want?

#512
What do you want?

#513
So, hey, I thought you might be hungry.

#514
So, hey, I thought you might be hungry.

#515
Enjoyed the pancakes I left on the computer?

#516
No, but I enjoyed the 3,000 ants crawling on my keyboard.

#517
No, but I enjoyed the 3,000 ants crawling on my keyboard.

#518
There's two doing it on the F button.

#519
There's two doing it on the F button.

#520
I could be wrong, but it looks like two girls.

#521
I could be wrong, but it looks like two girls.

#522
- What do you want, Elliot? - I wanted to apologise.

#523
- What do you want, Elliot? - I wanted to apologise.

#524
- Well, save it. - Look, Carla, I...

#525
You must be bored with this friendship

#526
You must be bored with this friendship

#527
when all you do is take, take, take.

#528
The most embarrassing thing is you don't realise you do it.

#529
The most embarrassing thing is you don't realise you do it.

#530
Because, at the end of the day,

#531
Because, at the end of the day,

#532
you're nothing but a spoiled, selfish,

#533
neurotic girl from Connecticut

#534
neurotic girl from Connecticut

#535
who has no idea how to...

#536
That's enough!

#537
That's enough!

#538
I don't know what you are fighting about,

#539
but it doesn't matter.

#540
No one's allowed to be that mean to my girl,

#541
No one's allowed to be that mean to my girl,

#542
especially when she's apologising.

#543
- Are we clear? - Nobody speaks to Carla like that.

#544
- Are we clear? - Nobody speaks to Carla like that.

#545
It was cool getting to know you, man.

#546
The irony was Keith was yelling at the woman

#547
who was trying to save his relationship.

#548
who was trying to save his relationship.

#549
I'm sorry, Elliot.

#550
And even more ironic was that it looked like she had.

#551
And even more ironic was that it looked like she had.

#552
- Thanks for standing up for me. - Yeah, totally.

#553
- Thanks for standing up for me. - Yeah, totally.

#554
I think Elliot finally seeing who Keith really was

#555
made me understand why I was so upset with Kim.

#556
made me understand why I was so upset with Kim.

#557
Look who's happy again.

#558
- Yeah, well, it's just... - J.D., one sec.

#559
- Yeah, well, it's just... - J.D., one sec.

#560
I'm on the phone with my mom. She just got her RV fixed.

#561
I'm on the phone with my mom. She just got her RV fixed.

#562
Mom, I gotta go. You can call me from the road.

#563
My mom loves the road.

#564
I finally figured out what bothers me so much about you.

#565
I finally figured out what bothers me so much about you.

#566
Well, lay it on me, studly.

#567
It's the way you're so concerned about protecting yourself.

#568
It's the way you're so concerned about protecting yourself.

#569
It's the way you're so concerned about protecting yourself.

#570
I mean, no one in this entire hospital

#571
has a bad thing to say about you,

#572
has a bad thing to say about you,

#573
and I'm guessing that's because

#574
you're careful not to rub anyone the wrong way.

#575
you're careful not to rub anyone the wrong way.

#576
And you still wear your wedding ring.

#577
And you still wear your wedding ring.

#578
That prevents any guy from getting anywhere near you.

#579
You wouldn't operate on Mr Peters,

#580
You wouldn't operate on Mr Peters,

#581
and we both know how you're protecting yourself there.

#582
I don't know. I guess, in the grand scheme of things,

#583
it's not a big deal.

#584
it's not a big deal.

#585
I was a little disappointed to find out

#586
who you turned out to be.

#587
who you turned out to be.

#588
I'll see you around, Kim.

#589
I'll see you around, Kim.

#590
See you.

#591
See you.

#592
- I don't want to do this. - No problem.

#593
I'll give the tape to the police.

#594
I'll give the tape to the police.

#595
Ladies and gentleman, this is your chief of medicine,

#596
Ladies and gentleman, this is your chief of medicine,

#597
Bob Kelso.

#598
"I feel compelled to tell you that I do,

#599
"I feel compelled to tell you that I do,

#600
in fact, fear the Janitor.

#601
Honestly, is there anyone else with such a brilliant mind?"

#602
Honestly, is there anyone else with such a brilliant mind?"

#603
You planned this, didn't you?

#604
The whole being mean thing, so that Keith would stand up for me.

#605
The whole being mean thing, so that Keith would stand up for me.

#606
Oh, thanks.

#607
- You didn't plan a damn thing, did you?

#608
- You didn't plan a damn thing, did you?

#609
- No, I snapped like a twig.

#610
Please don't tell her.

#611
Please don't tell her.

#612
Anyway, I guess people can always surprise you.

#613
Who's Dr Briggs operating on?

#614
Your patient, Mr Peters.

#615
"So please join me in basking

#616
in the glow of the Janitor's awesome...

#617
in the glow of the Janitor's awesome...

#618
..this isn't a word.

#619
..this isn't a word.

#620
Read it.

#621
"Fearitude." Good night.

#622
"Fearitude." Good night.

#623
And good luck. I loved that movie.

#624
I saw you did that surgery on Mr Peters.

#625
Did you decide it was the right thing to do?

#626
Did you decide it was the right thing to do?

#627
No, actually, it was a stupid career risk.

#628
No, actually, it was a stupid career risk.

#629
Then why'd you do it?

#630
Because for some reason, I find myself

#631
Because for some reason, I find myself

#632
really caring about what you think of me.

#633
Cool.

#634
Cool.

#635
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