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Season 5, Episode 24 — My Transition

#1
It's springtime at Sacred Heart,

#2
and the whole hospital had that end-of-the-year smell.

#3
and the whole hospital had that end-of-the-year smell.

#4
Gloria, I need you to change the dressing on Mr Kerns' wound.

#5
Gloria, I need you to change the dressing on Mr Kerns' wound.

#6
And I need you to suck it.

#7
And I need you to suck it.

#8
Wow, Gloria.

#9
Do you kiss your great-great-great-great-great

#10
Do you kiss your great-great-great-great-great

#11
grandkids with that mouth?

#12
Zoom-zoom-zoom.

#13
Zoom-zoom-zoom.

#14
Ted, that's funny. Where's the chuckle?

#15
- The bank foreclosed on my house. - Where's your mom?

#16
- The bank foreclosed on my house. - Where's your mom?

#17
She's out in the car with the cats.

#18
She's out in the car with the cats.

#19
Dr Kelso celebrated spring by wearing his golf shorts

#20
to flaunt his oddly youthful legs.

#21
Take them in, people.

#22
Take them in, people.

#23
I shaved for you.

#24
Tell your Daddy what you just did.

#25
Tell your Daddy what you just did.

#26
You know, son, as a doctor,

#27
I spend a lot of my day dealing with other people's poop.

#28
And I'm not going to lie to you, Jackie, it gets old.

#29
And I'm not going to lie to you, Jackie, it gets old.

#30
Now that's, that's not to say that

#31
Now that's, that's not to say that

#32
I haven't enjoyed the last three years

#33
of waking up to a fresh brown trout in your Huggies.

#34
of waking up to a fresh brown trout in your Huggies.

#35
Besides, you're gonna do the same thing for me

#36
some day real soon.

#37
some day real soon.

#38
And yet, aside from actually seeing you being born

#39
And yet, aside from actually seeing you being born

#40
and that time Wayne Gretzky said,

#41
"What's up" to me in line at the bank,

#42
you out of diapers

#43
you out of diapers

#44
is the best thing that's ever happened.

#45
It truly is.

#46
It truly is.

#47
Now why don't you go into your room

#48
and play for a little while

#49
because we're going to celebrate grown-up style.

#50
because we're going to celebrate grown-up style.

#51
All right, get this over with. I need a nap.

#52
All right, get this over with. I need a nap.

#53
I've been exhausted all week.

#54
No kissing. Hands behind your back.

#55
No kissing. Hands behind your back.

#56
Let's go.

#57
Yep, love was definitely in the air.

#58
Yep, love was definitely in the air.

#59
Hey, Kim.

#60
How'd you like a night on the town

#61
How'd you like a night on the town

#62
with the hottest doctor in this place?

#63
I'd rather just go out with you.

#64
I'd rather just go out with you.

#65
Zoom-zoom-zoom.

#66
You zoom-zoom-zoom?

#67
You zoom-zoom-zoom?

#68
Of course. I invented the zoom-zoom-zoom.

#69
Oh. Cool.

#70
Oh. Cool.

#71
Liar!

#72
So, Josh, you are suffering from a condition called phimosis.

#73
So, Josh, you are suffering from a condition called phimosis.

#74
It's basically a hardening of your foreskin.

#75
It's basically a hardening of your foreskin.

#76
As part of your treatment,

#77
I'm asking you to masturbate five times a week.

#78
I'm asking you to masturbate five times a week.

#79
Help the poor kid out.

#80
Wow, five times a week, huh?

#81
Wow, five times a week, huh?

#82
For me that would be cutting back.

#83
He said in front of his future girlfriend.

#84
He said in front of his future girlfriend.

#85
You know what?

#86
You know what?

#87
I should probably mosey.

#88
Looking forward to our date.

#89
Looking forward to our date.

#90
See you around six. Wear something slutty.

#91
Zoom-zoom-zoom!

#92
Zoom-zoom-zoom!

#93
That's mine.

#94
# I can't do this all on my own

#95
# I can't do this all on my own

#96
# No, I know I'm no Superman

#97
# No, I know I'm no Superman

#98
# I'm no Superman. #

#99
Oh. You like that?

#100
Oh. You like that?

#101
Wow, I felt it move.

#102
Todd, you're touching your crotch.

#103
Todd, you're touching your crotch.

#104
I know. And I'm loving it.

#105
Hey, tubby.

#106
J.D., come here. I want you to feel something quick.

#107
Ow!

#108
Ow!

#109
Don't call me tubby.

#110
Don't call me tubby.

#111
Pregnant witch.

#112
Hey. There's Kim.

#113
She and Elliot bonded over

#114
She and Elliot bonded over

#115
an ability to communicate at a speed of light.

#116
(BOTH SPEAK TOO QUICKLY TO UNDERSTAND)

#117
(BOTH SPEAK TOO QUICKLY TO UNDERSTAND)

#118
You'd have to slow it down for humans to understand.

#119
You'd have to slow it down for humans to understand.

#120
The shower's going to start at 4.00, there's going to be food and games.

#121
The shower's going to start at 4.00, there's going to be food and games.

#122
You're such a good friend.

#123
You're such a good friend.

#124
I got her a present, but since we're not close

#125
I'm just going home to get ready for my date.

#126
I'm just going home to get ready for my date.

#127
Oh.

#128
Hey, you. I'm psyched for tonight.

#129
Hey, you. I'm psyched for tonight.

#130
Best thing about a date with J.D.,

#131
if you're having Chinese and want Mexican,

#132
if you're having Chinese and want Mexican,

#133
you walk to the other side of the food court.

#134
We are not going to the mall, Elliot.

#135
We are not going to the mall, Elliot.

#136
I was making you dinner, then go to karaoke,

#137
I was making you dinner, then go to karaoke,

#138
but I'm not sure how to do both in the same night.

#139
Unless, of course...

#140
Unless, of course...

#141
J.D. Not Floating Head Doctor.

#142
Too late. I'm already there.

#143
Too late. I'm already there.

#144
Body could stay home and prepare the feast.

#145
Body could stay home and prepare the feast.

#146
And as always...

#147
Head would handle entertainment.

#148
Head would handle entertainment.

#149
Head would handle entertainment.

#150
# Don't go breaking my heart

#151
# I couldn't if I tried

#152
# I couldn't if I tried

#153
# Oh, honey if I get restless... #

#154
# Oh, honey if I get restless... #

#155
Stop hogging the mic!

#156
Stop hogging the mic!

#157
Body, come!

#158
Stupid body.

#159
I gotta do everything myself.

#160
I gotta do everything myself.

#161
# Ooh-hoo, nobody knows it... #

#162
# Ooh-hoo, nobody knows it... #

#163
Clap with me, clap with me!

#164
Clap with me, clap with me!

#165
# Nobody knows... #

#166
Head loves karaoke.

#167
Head loves karaoke.

#168
I'm up for anything.

#169
I married my high school boyfriend,

#170
I married my high school boyfriend,

#171
the only first date I went on was in tenth grade.

#172
It began with me in the back of his Miata

#173
It began with me in the back of his Miata

#174
because his friend called shotgun

#175
and ended with us going to the arcade to, and I quote,

#176
and ended with us going to the arcade to, and I quote,

#177
"Eat pizza and beat up nerds."

#178
And I married that guy.

#179
And I married that guy.

#180
Well, trust me, Kim.

#181
I've beaten up many a nerds in my day,

#182
I've beaten up many a nerds in my day,

#183
but tonight's about you having the best first date ever.

#184
All right, slugger.

#185
All right, slugger.

#186
Bye!

#187
Bye!

#188
You don't have anything planned.

#189
You had to soil the food court thing.

#190
It's veal piccata night at Sbarro's.

#191
I'd help, but I'm planning a baby shower for Carla.

#192
I'd help, but I'm planning a baby shower for Carla.

#193
I am going to make this cafeteria look totally different.

#194
I am going to make this cafeteria look totally different.

#195
# Baby, baby

#196
# Baby, oooh

#197
# I want my baby back, baby back

#198
# Baby back, baby back Baby back, baby back, baby back

#199
# Baby back, baby back Baby back, baby back, baby back

#200
# - I want my baby back, baby back, # - Chili's

#201
# Baby back ribs

#202
# Baby back ribs

#203
# - I want my baby back ribs # - Barbecue sauce

#204
# - I want my baby back, baby back # - Chili's... #

#205
Ted, what the hell?

#206
Ted, what the hell?

#207
It's the only song we know with "baby."

#208
I want my money back.

#209
I want my money back.

#210
What money?

#211
What? I lost my house. Give me a break.

#212
What? I lost my house. Give me a break.

#213
Fun, right?

#214
No one is mingling.

#215
No one is mingling.

#216
Why are the morgue guys so damn cliquey?

#217
I want yellow.

#218
I want yellow.

#219
I wish I had cool morgue friends.

#220
Hey guys!

#221
Laverne, I didn't know you knit.

#222
Laverne, I didn't know you knit.

#223
Sure do.

#224
Mr Roberts doesn't have one pair of store-bought socks.

#225
I'm gonna knit you a muzzle.

#226
Those are all from us.

#227
It's just Jack's old baby crap.

#228
It's just Jack's old baby crap.

#229
We're really excited to get rid of all that stuff

#230
We're really excited to get rid of all that stuff

#231
and watch you guys suffer

#232
through the hellish relationship-ruining nightmare

#233
through the hellish relationship-ruining nightmare

#234
that is the baby phase.

#235
- Open something. - Go ahead.

#236
- Open something. - Go ahead.

#237
Those are my workout pants.

#238
Those are my workout pants.

#239
She's been trying to get rid of those,

#240
but I'll be honest with you,

#241
but I'll be honest with you,

#242
I love them cause they're so comfortable

#243
and you can get them on quick.

#244
and you can get them on quick.

#245
You ain't lying.

#246
Baby, check it out.

#247
Baby, check it out.

#248
Wonderful. Thank you.

#249
Wonderful. Thank you.

#250
Why can't we just talk to people?

#251
Because this is the baby games station.

#252
Because this is the baby games station.

#253
Once we start, people will join.

#254
OK, guess what flavour baby food this is?

#255
OK, guess what flavour baby food this is?

#256
- Cab driver feet? - No, Keith, it's turnips!

#257
You got it wrong, finish the whole jar!

#258
This is so much fun!

#259
Where the hell are all your intern friends?

#260
Listen up, interns.

#261
Listen up, interns.

#262
Notice the definition in the upper calf.

#263
Notice the definition in the upper calf.

#264
Look at it, damn it!

#265
See that?

#266
In 'Nam, the choppers would hover eight feet above my head,

#267
I'd jump in.

#268
I'd jump in.

#269
You should've seen the look on Charlie's face.

#270
Not the enemy, the pilot, Charlie Ross.

#271
Not the enemy, the pilot, Charlie Ross.

#272
Great guy. He didn't make it back.

#273
Where's the cake?

#274
Where's the cake?

#275
Eight feet? I don't believe it.

#276
Believe that, missy.

#277
Believe that, missy.

#278
I have to get ready.

#279
I want my date with Kim to be perfect.

#280
What do you think about a romantic horseback ride on the beach?

#281
What do you think about a romantic horseback ride on the beach?

#282
Like we did for your birthday?

#283
Yeah. Except with two horses.

#284
Yeah. Except with two horses.

#285
Why not take her to your deck?

#286
Why not take her to your deck?

#287
You guys can lie out and look at the stars.

#288
Unfortunately, I can't.

#289
Unfortunately, I can't.

#290
My deck has become sort of a cruising spot

#291
for older gay gentlemen.

#292
for older gay gentlemen.

#293
Get off my porch, you old queens.

#294
Go! Hey!

#295
Go! Hey!

#296
Whose is this? Whose is this?

#297
Whose is this? Whose is this?

#298
You find somewhere else to hang out!

#299
I know for a fact Les Mis is in town!

#300
I know for a fact Les Mis is in town!

#301
I tried turning my hose on them, but they liked it.

#302
I tried turning my hose on them, but they liked it.

#303
If anything, good luck, buddy.

#304
If anything, good luck, buddy.

#305
# Barbecue sauce... #

#306
I didn't need luck,

#307
I didn't need luck,

#308
because this was going to be the most romantic first date ever.

#309
because this was going to be the most romantic first date ever.

#310
Your steed, my lady.

#311
J.D.,

#312
I've never ridden a horse on a beach before.

#313
I've never ridden a horse on a beach before.

#314
And upsie-daisy.

#315
And upsie-daisy.

#316
No saddles? You going to be OK riding bareback?

#317
No saddles? You going to be OK riding bareback?

#318
No problemo.

#319
What's so hard about riding bareback?

#320
(SLOW ROMANTIC MUSIC)

#321
(SLOW ROMANTIC MUSIC)

#322
Oh, that was amazing! Wasn't that so much fun?

#323
Oh yeah. That was awesome.

#324
Oh yeah. That was awesome.

#325
Thank you.

#326
Thank you.

#327
Is this for when we buy the baby a dog?

#328
No. It's a baby cage.

#329
No. It's a baby cage.

#330
It's a good one, too.

#331
It's a good one, too.

#332
When I was a kid, mine didn't have these windows.

#333
It's perfect.

#334
It's perfect.

#335
If you go out for dinner, it's got a water bottle,

#336
so you throw some cedar chips in there so the baby can poop,

#337
so you throw some cedar chips in there so the baby can poop,

#338
you're made in the shade.

#339
I'm kidding!

#340
It's for when they buy the baby a, uh, puppy.

#341
It's for when they buy the baby a, uh, puppy.

#342
Oh!

#343
This one's from me and Keith.

#344
This one's from me and Keith.

#345
He's here in the bathroom, throwing up summer squash.

#346
He's here in the bathroom, throwing up summer squash.

#347
Let's see here.

#348
It's a preggy-teddy.

#349
I got it at the new maternity lingerie store at the mall.

#350
I got it at the new maternity lingerie store at the mall.

#351
I had a conversation with the sweet lady who owns the place.

#352
I had a conversation with the sweet lady who owns the place.

#353
Not many pregnant women shop there. Mostly just fat whores.

#354
Not many pregnant women shop there. Mostly just fat whores.

#355
I got to get me one of those.

#356
Say, Bobbo.

#357
You want to weigh in on pregnancy sex?

#358
It's a freak show.

#359
It's a freak show.

#360
You've seen an ultrasound.

#361
They have eyes, they have hands.

#362
They have eyes, they have hands.

#363
How do you think they're going to react to an intruder?

#364
The baby can't grab me down there.

#365
- The baby can't grab me down there? - No, baby.

#366
- The baby can't grab me down there? - No, baby.

#367
I called an ambulance, but you should really let me examine you.

#368
I called an ambulance, but you should really let me examine you.

#369
Oh, no, no. The date continues.

#370
I'm a urologist.

#371
There's a good chance you have testicular torsion.

#372
There's a good chance you have testicular torsion.

#373
In which case, you could lose a testicle.

#374
Come on. Off with the pants.

#375
Come on. Off with the pants.

#376
Looks like my plan is working.

#377
Looks like my plan is working.

#378
Detruser function is normal.

#379
One is significantly larger than the other.

#380
One is significantly larger than the other.

#381
Actually, that's a pre-existing condition.

#382
Actually, that's a pre-existing condition.

#383
So the right one's always been bigger?

#384
Yes. Wait.

#385
Your right or stage right?

#386
Your right or stage right?

#387
Let me test the retraction.

#388
Retracted.

#389
Retracted.

#390
OK, the date's not going exactly as planned,

#391
but you can still save it

#392
but you can still save it

#393
with your legendary gift for small-talk.

#394
So, you're from Texas, huh?

#395
So, you're from Texas, huh?

#396
They say that's the Lone Star State.

#397
They say that's the Lone Star State.

#398
What exactly does that mean?

#399
My boobs are so big right now.

#400
I think Dr Fishman threw in something a little extra

#401
when he did my chin.

#402
when he did my chin.

#403
Would you, would you like to see something really, just, beautiful?

#404
There goes all of Jackie-boy's baby stuff.

#405
No, Mom, playpen-baby cage is not like tomato-tomahto.

#406
No, Mom, playpen-baby cage is not like tomato-tomahto.

#407
I hope you're not beating yourself up about this.

#408
I hope you're not beating yourself up about this.

#409
Sorry, I wanted to do something fun for our first date.

#410
Sorry, I wanted to do something fun for our first date.

#411
No, it was so much more fun than, than you think.

#412
No, it was so much more fun than, than you think.

#413
I mean, the first seven or eight minutes rocked.

#414
Admittedly, it was more like work after that.

#415
Admittedly, it was more like work after that.

#416
But at least I got to third base with you.

#417
And there it was.

#418
And there it was.

#419
The moment where pity was turning into genuine affection.

#420
The moment where pity was turning into genuine affection.

#421
Classic Dorian.

#422
I feel like we kind of missed first base.

#423
I feel like we kind of missed first base.

#424
Me, too.

#425
Well, maybe we should fix that.

#426
We should.

#427
And then it happened.

#428
And then it happened.

#429
Elliot Reid. Moment Killer.

#430
Elliot Reid. Moment Killer.

#431
What's up, guys?

#432
Tell me every detail about the date.

#433
We went horseback riding on the beach.

#434
We went horseback riding on the beach.

#435
Yes. I've been on that date.

#436
Really?

#437
What? I had a coupon.

#438
I wasn't the only one to have an uninvited guest.

#439
I wasn't the only one to have an uninvited guest.

#440
You know what sucks?

#441
I didn't even eat any of that crappy shower food

#442
I didn't even eat any of that crappy shower food

#443
and I still feel nauseous.

#444
and I still feel nauseous.

#445
In fact, I've been nauseous for, like, two weeks.

#446
I've been exhausted all week.

#447
I've been exhausted all week.

#448
My boobs are so big right now.

#449
My boobs are so big right now.

#450
Yep, I'm pregnant.

#451
Yep, I'm pregnant.

#452
Forgive me, but since I had a vasectomy last year,

#453
nay, two vasectomies, I feel,

#454
nay, two vasectomies, I feel,

#455
I feel I just have to ask.

#456
- Did you cheat on me? - No.

#457
- Did you cheat on me? - No.

#458
And you know me. I always tell.

#459
And you know me. I always tell.

#460
Oh, that's true.

#461
That's pretty much why we work well together.

#462
That's pretty much why we work well together.

#463
Are you responsible for this?

#464
What are you talking about?

#465
What are you talking about?

#466
I'm selling my old mop. The 2007s are in.

#467
Sorry.

#468
Sorry.

#469
All right, Kim's right there.

#470
We spent all morning crafting a line so raw with confidence,

#471
We spent all morning crafting a line so raw with confidence,

#472
that if you pull it off, you're back in the game.

#473
that if you pull it off, you're back in the game.

#474
I'm afraid, Mocha Bear.

#475
I know. Buck up!

#476
I know. Buck up!

#477
- Hey, Kim. - Oh, hey, J.D. How're you feeling?

#478
- Hey, Kim. - Oh, hey, J.D. How're you feeling?

#479
Well, uh...

#480
...the swelling's gone down...

#481
...for now.

#482
You're an idiot.

#483
Go out with me again tonight.

#484
Oh, J.D., I'd love to,

#485
Oh, J.D., I'd love to,

#486
but I'm going to a Neil Diamond concert.

#487
With who?

#488
With who?

#489
Elliot Reid. Moment Killer.

#490
Elliot Reid. Moment Killer.

#491
- What's up? Are you psyched? - Hey.

#492
- What's up? Are you psyched? - Hey.

#493
- I'm so psyched. - Me too.

#494
# Everywhere around the world

#495
# They're coming to America. #

#496
Could I, uh,

#497
could I have everybody's attention, please.

#498
could I have everybody's attention, please.

#499
Jordan's pregnant.

#500
You get over here, you!

#501
You get over here, you!

#502
- Not a hug moment, sweetie. - Right. Yes.

#503
- Not a hug moment, sweetie. - Right. Yes.

#504
No.

#505
But Dr Cox,

#506
here I thought you and Jordan were done

#507
here I thought you and Jordan were done

#508
trying to have any more babies.

#509
We were, but my vasectomy didn't take

#510
We were, but my vasectomy didn't take

#511
which, apparently, is not that uncommon.

#512
which, apparently, is not that uncommon.

#513
Holy crap, Dr Cox.

#514
That must have really pissed you off.

#515
That must have really pissed you off.

#516
Yes, it did, actually.

#517
What is, what is your name?

#518
What is, what is your name?

#519
Oh, I'm any generic hospital worker

#520
Oh, I'm any generic hospital worker

#521
who happens to ask you a question

#522
about your pregnancy and/or any baby-related issues.

#523
about your pregnancy and/or any baby-related issues.

#524
Isn't that nice?

#525
Isn't that nice?

#526
This morality play was made possible by a grant

#527
This morality play was made possible by a grant

#528
from the Just See If I Was Kidding Foundation.

#529
Do you want to do it, or should I?

#530
Let's just do it together.

#531
Let's just do it together.

#532
Ma-hah.

#533
That's from The Simpsons.

#534
That's from The Simpsons.

#535
I'm having a heart attack.

#536
I'm having a heart attack.

#537
Did you guys hear

#538
what Jordan and Dr Cox did to the doctor

#539
what Jordan and Dr Cox did to the doctor

#540
who botched his vasectomy?

#541
Go Ted.

#542
# I want my baby back Baby back, baby back

#543
# Baby back, baby back Baby back, baby back

#544
# Baby back, baby back Baby back, baby back

#545
# I want my baby back Baby back, baby back,

#546
# Baby back, baby back Baby back, baby back

#547
# Baby back, baby back Baby back, baby back

#548
# I want my baby back, baby back, Baby back, baby back... #

#549
- Dear God, when do they say "ribs?" - Never.

#550
They never say "ribs."

#551
They never say "ribs."

#552
# I want my baby back Baby back, baby back

#553
# Baby back, baby back, baby back

#554
# Baby back, baby back, baby back

#555
# I want my baby back, baby back, Baby back, baby back... #

#556
I heard ten minutes into it, he started eating his face.

#557
He did.

#558
He did.

#559
You know what J.D.'s got planned

#560
since it's his day off and he's dateless?

#561
since it's his day off and he's dateless?

#562
This is my first scooter rally.

#563
This is my first scooter rally.

#564
Do you want to be Ponch or Jon?

#565
I can imagine what Jordan and Dr Cox are feeling right now.

#566
Do you really think we can handle this?

#567
I don't know.

#568
I don't know.

#569
I can totally picture J.D., too.

#570
(PHONE RINGS)

#571
(PHONE RINGS)

#572
Oh, hey, Mom.

#573
Oh, hey, Mom.

#574
No, I'm just hanging out alone tonight.

#575
I didn't have anything else to do.

#576
We want to give you your stuff back.

#577
We don't feel like dealing with that right now.

#578
We don't feel like dealing with that right now.

#579
- How about now? - Oh.

#580
- How about now? - Oh.

#581
Come on in.

#582
Come on in.

#583
Ugh.

#584
I hate cleaning up after those messy old queens.

#585
I hate cleaning up after those messy old queens.

#586
Ooh, appletini?

#587
When did they start drinking straight guy drinks?

#588
When did they start drinking straight guy drinks?

#589
Mmm. It's fresh.

#590
Mmm. It's fresh.

#591
What's up, chicken butt?

#592
Hey, Kim. What happened to Neil Diamond?

#593
Hey, Kim. What happened to Neil Diamond?

#594
I haven't seen Keith in a while, I'm gonna take him.

#595
I haven't seen Keith in a while, I'm gonna take him.

#596
Kim's letting me off the hook.

#597
Thank you.

#598
Thank you.

#599
You're welcome.

#600
What's up?

#601
Nothing.

#602
Nothing.

#603
It seems like good friends always come through for you

#604
It seems like good friends always come through for you

#605
- You like? - Oh, well.

#606
You know, I could, I could wear them out to dinner.

#607
You know, I could, I could wear them out to dinner.

#608
- With a sports jacket? - No.

#609
- With a sports jacket? - No.

#610
It's OK. Don't get up. I got it.

#611
OK.

#612
It's only your child.

#613
It's only your child.

#614
Look, I feel like I can give you a list of things

#615
that are sucky about being pregnant.

#616
that are sucky about being pregnant.

#617
For starters,

#618
I'm now horny as I've ever been

#619
I'm now horny as I've ever been

#620
and my husband is repulsed by me.

#621
If you really need it that badly,

#622
I will suck it up

#623
I will suck it up

#624
and shut my eyes so tight and then do you.

#625
Thank you for the sacrifice.

#626
Thank you for the sacrifice.

#627
Because I love you.

#628
My point is,

#629
My point is,

#630
even with all the crap, I'm sure it's worth it.

#631
I've seen how happy having Jack has made you two.

#632
I've seen how happy having Jack has made you two.

#633
And yeah, I know it's been hard,

#634
And yeah, I know it's been hard,

#635
but I know that neither one of you regret any of it.

#636
What the hell is this thing?

#637
That's Jack's mobile. Actually, it's his third mobile.

#638
That's Jack's mobile. Actually, it's his third mobile.

#639
The first two were embedded in the dry-wall.

#640
The first two were embedded in the dry-wall.

#641
They can be quite frustrating to assemble.

#642
Do you remember when he was teething?

#643
Do you remember when he was teething?

#644
He'd stare up at that thing for hours.

#645
He'd stare up at that thing for hours.

#646
Yep.

#647
Why's your TV smell like do-do?

#648
Why's your TV smell like do-do?

#649
So, what do you want to do tonight?

#650
Just hang here and look at the stars

#651
until we're comfortable enough to make out a little.

#652
until we're comfortable enough to make out a little.

#653
OK. I'm cool with that.

#654
- Not yet. - Let me know.

#655
- Not yet. - Let me know.

#656
And like that,

#657
I felt like all was right with the couples in the world.

#658
I felt like all was right with the couples in the world.

#659
(NEIL DIAMOND PLAYS)

#660
(NEIL DIAMOND PLAYS)

#661
OK, now.

#662
And right then,

#663
I knew this was the start of something important.

#664
I knew this was the start of something important.

#665
Two and a half weeks is too long to wait for a third date.

#666
Two and a half weeks is too long to wait for a third date.

#667
I'm pregnant.

#668
What now?

#669
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