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Season 1, Episode 1 — Tommy Boy (1995)
#1001
Oh, mamacita.
#1002
Hi.
#1003
Tommy, scram. Don't give her the weight-room thing.
#1004
You know where the weight room is? I'll check it out.
#1005
Sorry.
#1006
(WHISPERS) Idiot.
#1007
RICHARD: Daddy like.
#1008
You get wet, honey. You deserve a swim.
#1009
Now take off that itchy robe.
#1010
Nobody is around. It's naughty time.
#1011
For the love of God, I've been patient. Please don't stop.
#1012
We've been on the road... Those are real.
#1013
No one's looking.
#1014
Speaking of no one's looking...
#1015
(ZIPPER OPENING)
#1016
Bad girl.
#1017
Thank you.
#1018
TOMMY: I'm back.
#1019
(ZIPPING PANTS)
#1020
Richard, what were you doing?
#1021
Going over some documents.
#1022
Where are they? Jeez, I don't see them.
#1023
They're in my briefcase.
#1024
- I thought you were getting pizza. - They were closed.
#1025
How could you be reading documents when they're in your briefcase?
#1026
That's a mystery.
#1027
(GASPS) Richard, were you watching Spank-tro-Vision?
#1028
Okay, then, let's hit it.
#1029
Maybe you were watching a movie with that funny comedian,
#1030
what's his name, Buddy Whack-it?
#1031
All right, then, let's get some shuteye.
#1032
- That's a pretty girl down there. - Good for her.
#1033
Jeez, I wonder if she goes out with one of the Yankees.
#1034
Couldn't tell you.
#1035
Big day tomorrow.
#1036
I hope we can keep this momentum going.
#1037
Yep, that'd be good.
#1038
Richard? Who's your favorite Little Rascal?
#1039
Alfalfa or is it Spanky?
#1040
Sinner.
#1041
(FAST UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)
#1042
Yes, I'll buy it.
#1043
Yes, I like what I hear.
#1044
Yes, sounds good.
#1045
By the way, did you ever eat paint chips as a kid?
#1046
(INAUDIBLE)
#1047
- Son of a... - Jeez.
#1048
TOMMY: I'm okay.
#1049
MICHELLE: A thousand units to Oshkosh? Tommy, that's fabulous.
#1050
Your dad never sold 1,000 in Oshkosh. Not since I've been here.
#1051
(COUNTRY SONG PLAYING)
#1052
(INAUDIBLE)
#1053
(INAUDIBLE)
#1054
TOMMY: Lord, I've never had to tinkle so bad in all of my life.
#1055
What the...
#1056
Richard, you're a riot!
#1057
Stop the car. Son of a...
#1058
What the hell's gotten into you?
#1059
My thing got stuck in my zipper, I got piss all over my pants.
#1060
MICHELLE: Okay, thanks. Bye. I owe you.
#1061
There you are.
#1062
While I was waiting, I thought I'd make a couple of calls.
#1063
Okay, Mom. I'll call you later then. Bye-bye.
#1064
(DIAL TONE BEEPING)
#1065
- So what do you want? - I just wanted to tell you
#1066
that Tommy's been talking a lot about you recently.
#1067
And, well, I thought you might want to know that.
#1068
MICHELLE: God, he's so sweet.
#1069
(WHOOSHING)
#1070
You have no idea how much it means having you and your mom as family.
#1071
- He says the sweetest things about her. - Everything he does is sweet.
#1072
So when does sweetie get back?
#1073
This Friday, which is great
#1074
because we're backed up on orders as it is.
#1075
He turned into this selling machine.
#1076
Well, between that and sweetness, I'd say hang on to him.
#1077
I gotta go.
#1078
RICHARD: Yes, sir, I can have that for you tomorrow.
#1079
Well, that would be great. Thank you, sir.
#1080
(EXCLAIMING) Yes!
#1081
-(IN WOMAN'S VOICE) Housekeeping. - No, thank you. Sleeping.
#1082
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
#1083
- RICHARD: Housekeeping. - Can you come back here in an hour?
#1084
RICHARD: Housekeeping. You want towel?
#1085
No towels, need sleepy.
#1086
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
#1087
Housekeeping, you want mint for pillow?
#1088
Please go away. Let me sleep, for the love of God!
#1089
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
#1090
RICHARD: Housekeeping, you want me jerk you off?
#1091
What kind of hotel is this?
#1092
- Oh, it's you. - Good morning, sunshine.
#1093
Guess what? I just called Auto Tech and they decided to make an order.
#1094
So, according to my calculations, that puts us over the mark.
#1095
- We did it? - We did it.
#1096
Yes! Richard, I'm so happy. Hold me.
#1097
- Yikes. - Don't run away from your feelings.
#1098
(POP MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR RADIO)
#1099
(SINGING) Come on, Eileen
#1100
Oh, I swear what he means
#1101
At these moments you mean everything
#1102
(IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT PLAYING ON CAR RADIO)
#1103
(SINGING) It's the end of the world as we know it
#1104
And I feel fine
#1105
Six o'clock, TV hour
#1106
(RICHARD MUTTERING)
#1107
(ERES Tú PLAYING ON CAR RADIO)
#1108
(BOTH SINGING ALONG)
#1109
Something went haywire down at Shipping and Receiving.
#1110
Your shipments got screwed up in the computer,
#1111
the wrong parts went to the wrong cities.
#1112
Now all hell has broken loose.
#1113
I don't believe this.
#1114
Okay. So we call everyone and explain what happened.
#1115
Half the orders have already been canceled.
#1116
What?
#1117
They think it's an indication of how things work around here.
#1118
The real problem is that we won't be able to make the payment to the bank.
#1119
This is like a bad Twilight Zone. I think I'm growing a tumor.
#1120
Look, we talk to the bank, maybe they'll give us a break.
#1121
Hell, we've been doing business with them for 23 years.
#1122
Tommy, it's all over.
#1123
You made a valiant effort, but we're gonna have to sell to Zalinsky.
#1124
I'm flying to Chicago to sign over the company.
#1125
- What's gonna happen to the factory? - He's gonna shut it down.
#1126
Zalinsky doesn't care about our workers.
#1127
He wants the Callahan name, that's all.
#1128
Did anyone see Scanners?
#1129
The bottom line is, by 6:00 p.m. tomorrow we'll all be unemployed.
#1130
Don't say anything, okay?
#1131
I know I've ruined your entire life and you hate me.
#1132
So let me just pack my things and I'll go crawl into a dark hole for a few years.
#1133
Hi.
#1134
- So, do you hate me? - I just don't get it.
#1135
I guaranteed overnight delivery.
#1136
I mean, we faxed you our shipping addresses, didn't we?
#1137
Yes. And they were right when I put them into my computer, I swear.
#1138
Then how could...
#1139
Man, this was so big!
#1140
I know it was big, but it wasn't my fault.
#1141
Why can't you put your files in the file cabinets like everybody else?
#1142
Maybe if you weren't such a rebel you could avoid...
#1143
Don't worry, because I've quit.
#1144
So you won't have to put up with anything anymore.
#1145
Michelle, wait. Come on, please?
#1146
Thanks. Have a good flight.
#1147
May I help you?
#1148
I called about a ticket to Cuyahoga Falls.
#1149
- The name's Brock. - Right.
#1150
That flight's going through Columbus. Let me just call that up for you.
#1151
Excuse me.
#1152
Come on.
#1153
Hello, is Detective Duane Brock on duty today?
#1154
This town doesn't even know what's about to hit it.
#1155
Fish in a barrel, my friend.
#1156
Town's the fish, the people are the barrel.
#1157
(MIMICKS GUN FIRING)
#1158
Fish in a barrel.
#1159
What's wrong with you, Richard? You can't drink in a car.
#1160
Don't you know we can get busted for that?
#1161
I'm sorry. I did not know that.
#1162
But right now we got a bigger problem.
#1163
- That is? - Beer's coming back up.
#1164
Oh, Lord!
#1165
Here we go.
#1166
(SIREN WAILS)
#1167
Cops! Damn it, Richard. The whole car smells like beer.
#1168
They're never gonna believe I wasn't drinking.
#1169
- Hold on. - What are you doing?
#1170
I've got an idea.
#1171
What the hell?
#1172
When I stop the car, run out screaming.
#1173
No problem.
#1174
Little trick my dad taught me.
#1175
Bees! Bees in the car!
#1176
Bees everywhere!
#1177
God, they're huge! They're ripping my flesh off!
#1178
Son, roll around. Did you hear me? Roll around on the ground.
#1179
Forget that. I'm starting to swell up!
#1180
Save yourself, Tommy! Don't be the hero!
#1181
- Frank, I'm allergic to bees. - Me, too.
#1182
TOMMY: They're huge and they're sting-crazy!
#1183
We'll come back later and check on you.
#1184
Yeah, in a while.
#1185
TOMMY: Save yourself!
#1186
Your firearms are useless against them!
#1187
(BOTH SCREAMING)
#1188
Holy schnikes, it worked.
#1189
I just barfed on an ant hill.
#1190
Cool. Whoa. I think they're pissed.
#1191
Yeah. That's the answer.
#1192
It doesn't look like the answer.
#1193
- I don't remember eating that. - No! Zalinsky.
#1194
We'll go to Chicago, tell him we're not for sale.
#1195
He seems like a good guy on TV. He'll understand.
#1196
RICHARD: You are dreaming. You can't stop him.
#1197
You lost your shares to the bank, remember?
#1198
What the hell! In less than 24 hours I lose the factory anyway.
#1199
So why not give it a shot?
#1200
- Chicago? - Chicago.
#1201
- You can't park here. - Keep it.
#1202
Where are you going?
#1203
MICHELLE: Leave me a message and I'll get back to you. Thanks.
#1204
Hi, Michelle, this is Tommy.
#1205
Listen, I'm sorry about what I said. I was being an idiot.
#1206
I want to apologize 'cause I didn't mean it.
#1207
Anyway, Richard and I are going to Chicago to straighten things out.
#1208
The next flight to Chicago boards in five minutes
#1209
but I'm sorry, it's completely sold out.
#1210
I can put you on another one at 3:00 this afternoon.
#1211
Lady, we really need to get to Chicago. It's an emergency.
#1212
Is there anything you can do?
#1213
I can put you in at Salt Lake City by 4:00. And there's another flight...
#1214
I don't have time to go through another city.
#1215
I need a direct flight to Chicago.
#1216
I can reserve you a flight coming back from Chicago at 5:55.
#1217
- Does that help? - Hi, I'm Earth. Have we met?
#1218
I don't think so.
#1219
So I'll talk to you later? Okay, bye.
#1220
We're screwed. No tickets to Chicago. Not even stand-by.
#1221
There's got to be something we can do.
#1222
ANNOUNCER: Flight 481 for Chicago...
#1223
Wait a minute. You got any money?
#1224
'Cause I got a plan.
#1225
Yikes!
#1226
We're gonna get busted, let's get out of here.
#1227
Too late. Hey, guess who's here?
#1228
What are we serving tonight, chicken or chicken?
#1229
What a nice surprise, they said we were gonna be short-handed this leg.
#1230
You two take coach. Could you handle the announcements?
#1231
- Okey-dokey. No problemo. - They're gonna know we're bogus.
#1232
Relax. You get on the horn. I'll throw some peanuts at them.
#1233
We'll be in Chicago before you know it.
#1234
Okay, folks. The guy in front of you is Tommy.
#1235
He'll be taking you through my little spiel here.
#1236
Tommy is a Scorpio, he likes biking, and he's never been laid.
#1237
Exits. Okay, there's one back here
#1238
and there's probably one over by the wing somewhere. Usually.
#1239
And what about seat belts?
#1240
To fasten, take the little end and stick it in the big end and...
#1241
Hey, know what?
#1242
If you don't know how to use a seat belt, ring your call button
#1243
and Tommy will come hit you on the head with a tack hammer
#1244
'cause you're a retard.
#1245
Okay, and life preservers.
#1246
These, we may need.
#1247
Although what are the odds of us actually hitting a lake?
#1248
My money says if anything it's gonna be a mountain.
#1249
To inflate, put it around your neck and yank down on the tabs.
#1250
(SCREAMING) Damn!
#1251
Son of a...
#1252
I can't breathe!
#1253
I'm choking!
#1254
(AIR WHOOSHING)
#1255
He's a big, dumb animal, isn't he, folks?
#1256
PILOT ON P.A.: Folks, we're making our final approach into Chicago.
#1257
Ma'am, you still alive?
#1258
Ma'am, there's a half-hour time limit.
#1259
¡Ay, caramba!
#1260
Okay, now, we're running out of time, so you can't go see Zalinsky like that.
#1261
Now, go change.
#1262
Go.
#1263
(BANGING)
#1264
(TOMMY SCREAMING)
#1265
Shh!
#1266
Can you do your seat belt?
#1267
I'm okay. I'm fine. I'm fine now.
#1268
- What are you doing? - I'm nervous, so I'm sweating.
#1269
You're gonna smell like a cab driver. Not to say that that's bad.
#1270
I want to be fresh for the meeting.
#1271
- You look good. Are you ready? - Ready or not, this is crunch time.
#1272
525, that's it.
#1273
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
#1274
Son of a... That's gonna leave a mark.
#1275
Look at this place.
#1276
TOMMY: Welcome to the pros.
#1277
No way! It's him!
#1278
There he is, my friend. The King himself.
#1279
Let's do it. It's go time.
#1280
- Where'd he go? - I don't know.
#1281
You check the elevators. I'll check the bank.
#1282
Where is he?
#1283
Listen up. This will only take a second.
#1284
(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)
#1285
Does anybody...
#1286
Jeez.
#1287
(POLICE SIREN WAILING)
#1288
- RICHARD: What's going on out here? - Walk slow.
#1289
- Okay. Why? - Nothing.
#1290
- Am I consorting with a known felon? - Shut up, Richard.
#1291
Hey, Mom, it's the guy who robbed the bank.
#1292
- I didn't rob any bank. - Yeah, right.
#1293
Like it was some other real fat guy with a tiny head.
#1294
I got a tiny head?
#1295
(WHISPERS) Zalinsky.
#1296
Say something.
#1297
Mr. Zalinsky? I'm Tommy Callahan, Big Tom Callahan's son.
#1298
Sorry to hear about your dad. He was a good man.
#1299
(SNIFFING)
#1300
Went a little heavy on the pine-tree perfume there, kid.
#1301
Sir, it's a taxi-cab air freshener.
#1302
Great, you've pinpointed it. Step two is washing it off.
#1303
(TOMMY SNIFFING)
#1304
Sir, what exactly happened here?
#1305
He came out of the shadows behind me.
#1306
And after he hit me many times in the head with a hammer,
#1307
I had to give him my gun. You know, I've got kids.
#1308
So, as more details emerge on this attempted bank robbery
#1309
Action 8 will be there.
#1310
But the Callahan factory has been in my family for 70 years,
#1311
you can't just shut it down.
#1312
You got to look at it from my point of view.
#1313
Callahan's a premium name. That's what I'm buying.
#1314
I can make the parts in one of my factories, put them in a Callahan box
#1315
and sell them in my stores at a premium price.
#1316
Why keep your factory going when all I want is the goddamn box?
#1317
I'll tell you why. Because there's a town involved here.
#1318
Callahan factory is the only thing keeping it alive.
#1319
Believe it or not, I'm providing a service. I'm thinning the corporate herd.
#1320
You've seen Daktari, the weaker animals always go.
#1321
Sure the kids cry when you tie old Tiger to a tree and shoot him.
#1322
But that's life. America's in a state of renewal.
#1323
We gotta have the strength to tie a few factories to a tree
#1324
and bash them with a shovel.
#1325
Meanwhile, if I can grab your share of the market,
#1326
put a little coin in my pocket by being the asshole,
#1327
well, what the hell? Know what I mean?
#1328
Boy, you sure are different in your TV commercials.
#1329
What the American public doesn't know
#1330
is what makes them the American public.
#1331
All right?
#1332
God, I love that.
#1333
Hell, folks believe me when I tell them
#1334
we're not just building automotive components here,
#1335
we're adding horsepower to American industry.
#1336
You say one word to anyone and I will kill you, do you understand me?
#1337
It looks real.
#1338
Yeah, television's been good to me, son.
#1339
"I make car parts for the American working man
#1340
"because that's what I am, and that's who I care about."
#1341
The truth is, I make car parts for the American working man
#1342
because I'm a hell of a salesman, and he doesn't know any better.
#1343
Son, since you're no longer a shareholder, this is where I leave you.
#1344
Don't feel bad. This chain of events was set in motion a long time ago.
#1345
You and your bald-headed friend did what you could, that's commendable.
#1346
Marty, have Security see these boys out.
#1347
- Mrs. Callahan. - Sir.
#1348
I trust your trip went well.
#1349
What's my family doing in there?
#1350
I thought they were on my side.
#1351
They had a lot to gain if the factory was sold.
#1352
Boy, did I screw up.
#1353
My so-called family deserted me. Michelle's mad at me.
#1354
I lost the factory. The town's going under, and I'm out of a job.
#1355
(CRASHING)
#1356
Could have done without that. Jeez! I'm an idiot!
#1357
- Boy, I sure let my dad down. - You tried as hard as you could.
#1358
When we first started out, I thought you'd just walk through this
#1359
like you walk through everything else. But you didn't.
#1360
Your dad would have been proud of you.
#1361
And you got a friend out of it.
#1362
Now, I know it doesn't matter, because you have so many, but
#1363
I don't.
#1364
Thanks, man.
#1365
MICHELLE: Tommy!
#1366
Michelle!
#1367
- Don't tell her about my hair. - Let it go.
#1368
God, I was worried I wouldn't find you.
#1369
- What are you doing here? - I got your message.
#1370
Okay, I was at the airport. I was going home
#1371
and I saw your stepbrother and your stepmother and he was kissing her.
#1372
- So? - With his tongue.
#1373
(BOTH EXCLAIM IN DISGUST)
#1374
- He's doing his mommy? - She's not his mom. They're married.
#1375
They were lying to your dad the whole time.
#1376
My brother got his police report. See?
#1377
- They lied to my dad? - They're con artists. They suckered him.
#1378
TOMMY: They lied to my dad.
#1379
Richard, I'm gonna need your watch. I've got a plan.
#1380
Yikes!
#1381
Folks, Mr. Zalinsky gave us specific instructions
#1382
to bar you from the building.
#1383
Sorry, boys. Hopefully, we'll just be in and out.
#1384
GUARD 1: My God, he's wired. TOMMY: And no cops.
#1385
Wouldn't want things to get messy.
#1386
- That was fun. - Now what?
#1387
Well, it's 6:00. Time for the news.
#1388
Excuse me! Miss?
#1389
Oh, God.
#1390
Done this before?
#1391
Thank you, Marty.
#1392
My, your hands move quickly.
#1393
Only when I see something I want, Mrs. Callahan.
#1394
It just doesn't seem right.
#1395
Hi! Got a second?
#1396
- What the hell's going on here? - Oh, my God. We're gonna die.
#1397
- Tommy, what are you doing? - Hi, Ted. Hi, Frank. Excuse me, Marty.
#1398
Okay, we're live.
#1399
NEWSREADER: We now switch live to our reporter
#1400
who is at the scene with the bomber.
#1401
This is Nicole Taylor in downtown Chicago.
#1402
Look, it's Tommy!
#1403
...who says he strapped a bomb...
#1404
TOMMY: Nicole, I've got something to say.
#1405
Please. May I?
#1406
Hi, this is Tommy Callahan here with Mr. Ray Zalinsky
#1407
American Auto Parts King.
#1408
Honey, look at this human bomb on the news.
#1409
Yeah, I buy brake pads off him. I thought we were watching cartoons.
#1410
(MUSIC PLAYING)
#1411
Mr. Zalinsky, for years you've been putting ads on TV.
#1412
And they always end up with you saying, "I make car parts for..."
#1413
How does it go?
#1414
(CLEARS THROAT) I make car parts for the American working man
#1415
because that's what I am and that's who I care about.
#1416
And that's why I'm here, Ray. You see, back in Sandusky, Ohio,
#1417
there are 300 American workers at Callahan Auto.
#1418
We make the best parts money can buy.
#1419
Right now those workers are in danger of losing their jobs.
#1420
They're praying somebody's gonna step up and help them.
#1421
Is that why you strapped a bomb to your chest?
#1422
This isn't a bomb. These are road flares.
#1423
ZALINSKY: Road flares?
#1424
Did you live under power lines as a kid or something?
#1425
Why?
#1426
You guys want this or American Gladiators?
#1427
ALL: Gladiators.
#1428
So, do you think Zalinsky Industries can help these folks?
#1429
I'll be happy to look into it.
#1430
I'll tell you what. I can get a good look at a T-bone
#1431
by sticking my head up a bull's ass
#1432
but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it.
#1433
Am I just severely wasted or does Tommy look bloated?
#1434
No, it's TV, man. Camera adds a couple hundred pounds.
#1435
Ray, we're not looking for a handout here.
#1436
I'm offering you a great deal.
#1437
This is an order for half a million Callahan brake pads
#1438
to be sold in your stores
#1439
made by the American working man for the American working man.
#1440
Well, absolutely.
#1441
It would be my great pleasure. I mean, what have I got to lose?
#1442
A great American product, right?
#1443
I don't believe it. Tommy just sold half a million brake pads.
#1444
Tommy just sold a half a million brake pads!
#1445
ALL: Yeah!
#1446
What difference does it make?
#1447
The company's gonna be mine in 10 minutes anyway, right?
#1448
TOMMY: Mr. Zalinsky, thank you.
#1449
Thank you, Tommy Boy. And thank you.
#1450
And remember, you can pick up these great brake pads from Callahan Auto
#1451
at all my Zalinsky Auto Parts outlets all over North America.
#1452
ALL: Go, Tommy!
#1453
For the moment it looks like a tragedy
#1454
has been averted and a town has been saved.
#1455
For Action News, I'm Nicole Taylor, reporting live.
#1456
Okay. We're out of here.
#1457
Wait a minute, fat boy. You lost your shares to the bank.
#1458
You don't even have a right to be here.
#1459
MICHELLE: Gee, funny you should bring that up.
#1460
'Cause I'm not sure that you have the right to be here.
#1461
What have we got here?
#1462
- My God, it's a police report. - ZALINSKY: Now what's all this about?
#1463
Let's see. Paul Barrish, married, May, 1993
#1464
to Beverly Barrish, a.k.a. Beverly Burns.
#1465
Richard, how could Beverly be married to Paul and my dad at the same time?
#1466
- Interesting. - Yes. Provocative.
#1467
What I think it means is your marriage to my dad was never legal.
#1468
Which also means that Beverly's shares still belong to Tommy.
#1469
- Isn't that right, Mr. Rittenhauer? - Yes. I believe that's right.
#1470
- Mr. Reilly? - I'd say that's right.
#1471
- Mr. Gilmore? - Absolutely.
#1472
And let me guess.
#1473
You're not going to be selling me the company now.
#1474
- Are you, Tommy Boy? - No, sir.
#1475
Ray, I have no idea what they're talking about.
#1476
That's it. I'm not going to take this.
#1477
- It's not over yet, Lee Harvey. - MICHELLE: Let's see.
#1478
Warrants outstanding: New Mexico, mail fraud
#1479
Colorado, wire fraud
#1480
and coming soon to Ohio, computer fraud.
#1481
Get him!
#1482
Don't let him leave the complex, Marty.
#1483
- Hey, you forgot your wife. - Screw you. Screw all of you!
#1484
(ALARM BEEPING)
#1485
FEMALE VOICE: Crash test in progress.
#1486
- Not good. - Hit the brakes.
#1487
(SCREAMING)
#1488
(GROANING)
#1489
That will ruin his weekend.
#1490
Well, kid, you threw one by me.
#1491
Savor the flavor because it sure as hell won't happen again.
#1492
- In the meantime, good luck to you. - Thank you, sir.
#1493
Marty, cut a check to Callahan Auto for those brake pads.
#1494
- Yes, sir. - And you,
#1495
with all this excitement here, I kind of got a little hungry.
#1496
Want to step over to my club and we'll grab something to eat?
#1497
- Thank you. I'd like that. - Good.
#1498
Marty, find out where the police will be taking him.
#1499
Send over a bottle of bubbly with a bucket of ice and a card.
#1500
Have it say, "Tough break. Get drunk on me.
#1501
"Use the bucket to ice down your marbles. Yours, Z."
#1502
Well, Mr. Callahan, looks like we're back in business.
#1503
Yes, sir, Mr. Rittenhauer.
#1504
- That's great, Tommy. - Great, Tommy.
#1505
Thanks.
#1506
Way to go, Tommy Callahan.
#1507
- That was pathetic. - Shut up, Richard.
#1508
This is a very proud day for me.
#1509
I want to introduce you to the new president of Callahan Auto,
#1510
Tom Callahan, Jr.
#1511
Tommy, will you say something?
#1512
Ever since I was a kid, you people have been like a family to me.
#1513
Louis, we built our first fort together.
#1514
And, Danny, remember when we used to burn ants with a magnifying glass?
#1515
R.T., I lost my virginity to your daughter, for crying out loud.
#1516
(MEN LAUGHING)
#1517
Rob, you were there.
#1518
Anyway, I just want you to know that as long as I'm around
#1519
I'm gonna bust my butt
#1520
and make sure that every last one of you
#1521
always has a job right here at Callahan.
#1522
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
#1523
Dad, I got a little problem here.
#1524
I've been stuck out here for an hour with no wind again
#1525
and I'm supposed to be at Michelle's for dinner.
#1526
So if you could give me a little help I'd appreciate it.
#1527
If not, don't worry about it.
#1528
I'm trying to do everything I think you'd be doing
#1529
and so far it's going pretty good.
#1530
I just want to tell you that I still love you and
#1531
I sure miss you a lot.
#1532
Thanks, Dad.
#1533
Son of a... That's gonna leave a mark.
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