Tommy Boy (1995)

Season 1, Episode 1 — Tommy Boy (1995)

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#1001
Oh, mamacita.
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#1002
Hi.
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#1003
Tommy, scram. Don't give her the weight-room thing.
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#1004
You know where the weight room is? I'll check it out.
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#1005
Sorry.
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#1006
(WHISPERS) Idiot.
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#1007
RICHARD: Daddy like.
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#1008
You get wet, honey. You deserve a swim.
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#1009
Now take off that itchy robe.
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#1010
Nobody is around. It's naughty time.
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#1011
For the love of God, I've been patient. Please don't stop.
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#1012
We've been on the road... Those are real.
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#1013
No one's looking.
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#1014
Speaking of no one's looking...
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#1015
(ZIPPER OPENING)
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#1016
Bad girl.
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#1017
Thank you.
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#1018
TOMMY: I'm back.
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#1019
(ZIPPING PANTS)
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#1020
Richard, what were you doing?
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#1021
Going over some documents.
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#1022
Where are they? Jeez, I don't see them.
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#1023
They're in my briefcase.
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#1024
- I thought you were getting pizza. - They were closed.
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#1025
How could you be reading documents when they're in your briefcase?
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#1026
That's a mystery.
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#1027
(GASPS) Richard, were you watching Spank-tro-Vision?
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#1028
Okay, then, let's hit it.
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#1029
Maybe you were watching a movie with that funny comedian,
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#1030
what's his name, Buddy Whack-it?
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#1031
All right, then, let's get some shuteye.
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#1032
- That's a pretty girl down there. - Good for her.
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#1033
Jeez, I wonder if she goes out with one of the Yankees.
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#1034
Couldn't tell you.
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#1035
Big day tomorrow.
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#1036
I hope we can keep this momentum going.
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#1037
Yep, that'd be good.
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#1038
Richard? Who's your favorite Little Rascal?
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#1039
Alfalfa or is it Spanky?
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#1040
Sinner.
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#1041
(FAST UPBEAT SONG PLAYING)
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#1042
Yes, I'll buy it.
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#1043
Yes, I like what I hear.
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#1044
Yes, sounds good.
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#1045
By the way, did you ever eat paint chips as a kid?
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#1046
(INAUDIBLE)
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#1047
- Son of a... - Jeez.
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#1048
TOMMY: I'm okay.
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#1049
MICHELLE: A thousand units to Oshkosh? Tommy, that's fabulous.
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#1050
Your dad never sold 1,000 in Oshkosh. Not since I've been here.
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#1051
(COUNTRY SONG PLAYING)
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#1052
(INAUDIBLE)
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#1053
(INAUDIBLE)
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#1054
TOMMY: Lord, I've never had to tinkle so bad in all of my life.
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#1055
What the...
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#1056
Richard, you're a riot!
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#1057
Stop the car. Son of a...
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#1058
What the hell's gotten into you?
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#1059
My thing got stuck in my zipper, I got piss all over my pants.
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#1060
MICHELLE: Okay, thanks. Bye. I owe you.
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#1061
There you are.
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#1062
While I was waiting, I thought I'd make a couple of calls.
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#1063
Okay, Mom. I'll call you later then. Bye-bye.
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#1064
(DIAL TONE BEEPING)
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#1065
- So what do you want? - I just wanted to tell you
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#1066
that Tommy's been talking a lot about you recently.
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#1067
And, well, I thought you might want to know that.
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#1068
MICHELLE: God, he's so sweet.
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#1069
(WHOOSHING)
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#1070
You have no idea how much it means having you and your mom as family.
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#1071
- He says the sweetest things about her. - Everything he does is sweet.
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#1072
So when does sweetie get back?
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#1073
This Friday, which is great
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#1074
because we're backed up on orders as it is.
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#1075
He turned into this selling machine.
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#1076
Well, between that and sweetness, I'd say hang on to him.
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#1077
I gotta go.
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#1078
RICHARD: Yes, sir, I can have that for you tomorrow.
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#1079
Well, that would be great. Thank you, sir.
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#1080
(EXCLAIMING) Yes!
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#1081
-(IN WOMAN'S VOICE) Housekeeping. - No, thank you. Sleeping.
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#1082
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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#1083
- RICHARD: Housekeeping. - Can you come back here in an hour?
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#1084
RICHARD: Housekeeping. You want towel?
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#1085
No towels, need sleepy.
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#1086
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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#1087
Housekeeping, you want mint for pillow?
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#1088
Please go away. Let me sleep, for the love of God!
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#1089
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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#1090
RICHARD: Housekeeping, you want me jerk you off?
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#1091
What kind of hotel is this?
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#1092
- Oh, it's you. - Good morning, sunshine.
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#1093
Guess what? I just called Auto Tech and they decided to make an order.
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#1094
So, according to my calculations, that puts us over the mark.
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#1095
- We did it? - We did it.
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#1096
Yes! Richard, I'm so happy. Hold me.
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#1097
- Yikes. - Don't run away from your feelings.
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#1098
(POP MUSIC PLAYING ON CAR RADIO)
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#1099
(SINGING) Come on, Eileen
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#1100
Oh, I swear what he means
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#1101
At these moments you mean everything
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#1102
(IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT PLAYING ON CAR RADIO)
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#1103
(SINGING) It's the end of the world as we know it
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#1104
And I feel fine
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#1105
Six o'clock, TV hour
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#1106
(RICHARD MUTTERING)
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#1107
(ERES Tú PLAYING ON CAR RADIO)
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#1108
(BOTH SINGING ALONG)
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#1109
Something went haywire down at Shipping and Receiving.
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#1110
Your shipments got screwed up in the computer,
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#1111
the wrong parts went to the wrong cities.
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#1112
Now all hell has broken loose.
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#1113
I don't believe this.
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#1114
Okay. So we call everyone and explain what happened.
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#1115
Half the orders have already been canceled.
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#1116
What?
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#1117
They think it's an indication of how things work around here.
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#1118
The real problem is that we won't be able to make the payment to the bank.
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#1119
This is like a bad Twilight Zone. I think I'm growing a tumor.
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#1120
Look, we talk to the bank, maybe they'll give us a break.
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#1121
Hell, we've been doing business with them for 23 years.
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#1122
Tommy, it's all over.
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#1123
You made a valiant effort, but we're gonna have to sell to Zalinsky.
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#1124
I'm flying to Chicago to sign over the company.
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#1125
- What's gonna happen to the factory? - He's gonna shut it down.
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#1126
Zalinsky doesn't care about our workers.
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#1127
He wants the Callahan name, that's all.
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#1128
Did anyone see Scanners?
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#1129
The bottom line is, by 6:00 p.m. tomorrow we'll all be unemployed.
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#1130
Don't say anything, okay?
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#1131
I know I've ruined your entire life and you hate me.
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#1132
So let me just pack my things and I'll go crawl into a dark hole for a few years.
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#1133
Hi.
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#1134
- So, do you hate me? - I just don't get it.
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#1135
I guaranteed overnight delivery.
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#1136
I mean, we faxed you our shipping addresses, didn't we?
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#1137
Yes. And they were right when I put them into my computer, I swear.
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#1138
Then how could...
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#1139
Man, this was so big!
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#1140
I know it was big, but it wasn't my fault.
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#1141
Why can't you put your files in the file cabinets like everybody else?
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#1142
Maybe if you weren't such a rebel you could avoid...
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#1143
Don't worry, because I've quit.
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#1144
So you won't have to put up with anything anymore.
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#1145
Michelle, wait. Come on, please?
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#1146
Thanks. Have a good flight.
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#1147
May I help you?
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#1148
I called about a ticket to Cuyahoga Falls.
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#1149
- The name's Brock. - Right.
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#1150
That flight's going through Columbus. Let me just call that up for you.
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#1151
Excuse me.
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#1152
Come on.
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#1153
Hello, is Detective Duane Brock on duty today?
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#1154
This town doesn't even know what's about to hit it.
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#1155
Fish in a barrel, my friend.
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#1156
Town's the fish, the people are the barrel.
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#1157
(MIMICKS GUN FIRING)
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#1158
Fish in a barrel.
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#1159
What's wrong with you, Richard? You can't drink in a car.
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#1160
Don't you know we can get busted for that?
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#1161
I'm sorry. I did not know that.
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#1162
But right now we got a bigger problem.
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#1163
- That is? - Beer's coming back up.
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#1164
Oh, Lord!
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#1165
Here we go.
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#1166
(SIREN WAILS)
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#1167
Cops! Damn it, Richard. The whole car smells like beer.
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#1168
They're never gonna believe I wasn't drinking.
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#1169
- Hold on. - What are you doing?
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#1170
I've got an idea.
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#1171
What the hell?
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#1172
When I stop the car, run out screaming.
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#1173
No problem.
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#1174
Little trick my dad taught me.
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#1175
Bees! Bees in the car!
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#1176
Bees everywhere!
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#1177
God, they're huge! They're ripping my flesh off!
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#1178
Son, roll around. Did you hear me? Roll around on the ground.
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#1179
Forget that. I'm starting to swell up!
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#1180
Save yourself, Tommy! Don't be the hero!
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#1181
- Frank, I'm allergic to bees. - Me, too.
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#1182
TOMMY: They're huge and they're sting-crazy!
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#1183
We'll come back later and check on you.
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#1184
Yeah, in a while.
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#1185
TOMMY: Save yourself!
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#1186
Your firearms are useless against them!
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#1187
(BOTH SCREAMING)
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#1188
Holy schnikes, it worked.
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#1189
I just barfed on an ant hill.
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#1190
Cool. Whoa. I think they're pissed.
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#1191
Yeah. That's the answer.
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#1192
It doesn't look like the answer.
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#1193
- I don't remember eating that. - No! Zalinsky.
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#1194
We'll go to Chicago, tell him we're not for sale.
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#1195
He seems like a good guy on TV. He'll understand.
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#1196
RICHARD: You are dreaming. You can't stop him.
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#1197
You lost your shares to the bank, remember?
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#1198
What the hell! In less than 24 hours I lose the factory anyway.
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#1199
So why not give it a shot?
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#1200
- Chicago? - Chicago.
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#1201
- You can't park here. - Keep it.
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#1202
Where are you going?
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#1203
MICHELLE: Leave me a message and I'll get back to you. Thanks.
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#1204
Hi, Michelle, this is Tommy.
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#1205
Listen, I'm sorry about what I said. I was being an idiot.
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#1206
I want to apologize 'cause I didn't mean it.
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#1207
Anyway, Richard and I are going to Chicago to straighten things out.
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#1208
The next flight to Chicago boards in five minutes
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#1209
but I'm sorry, it's completely sold out.
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#1210
I can put you on another one at 3:00 this afternoon.
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#1211
Lady, we really need to get to Chicago. It's an emergency.
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#1212
Is there anything you can do?
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#1213
I can put you in at Salt Lake City by 4:00. And there's another flight...
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#1214
I don't have time to go through another city.
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#1215
I need a direct flight to Chicago.
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#1216
I can reserve you a flight coming back from Chicago at 5:55.
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#1217
- Does that help? - Hi, I'm Earth. Have we met?
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#1218
I don't think so.
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#1219
So I'll talk to you later? Okay, bye.
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#1220
We're screwed. No tickets to Chicago. Not even stand-by.
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#1221
There's got to be something we can do.
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#1222
ANNOUNCER: Flight 481 for Chicago...
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#1223
Wait a minute. You got any money?
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#1224
'Cause I got a plan.
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#1225
Yikes!
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#1226
We're gonna get busted, let's get out of here.
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#1227
Too late. Hey, guess who's here?
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#1228
What are we serving tonight, chicken or chicken?
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#1229
What a nice surprise, they said we were gonna be short-handed this leg.
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#1230
You two take coach. Could you handle the announcements?
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#1231
- Okey-dokey. No problemo. - They're gonna know we're bogus.
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#1232
Relax. You get on the horn. I'll throw some peanuts at them.
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#1233
We'll be in Chicago before you know it.
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#1234
Okay, folks. The guy in front of you is Tommy.
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#1235
He'll be taking you through my little spiel here.
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#1236
Tommy is a Scorpio, he likes biking, and he's never been laid.
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#1237
Exits. Okay, there's one back here
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#1238
and there's probably one over by the wing somewhere. Usually.
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#1239
And what about seat belts?
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#1240
To fasten, take the little end and stick it in the big end and...
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#1241
Hey, know what?
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#1242
If you don't know how to use a seat belt, ring your call button
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#1243
and Tommy will come hit you on the head with a tack hammer
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#1244
'cause you're a retard.
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#1245
Okay, and life preservers.
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#1246
These, we may need.
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#1247
Although what are the odds of us actually hitting a lake?
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#1248
My money says if anything it's gonna be a mountain.
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#1249
To inflate, put it around your neck and yank down on the tabs.
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#1250
(SCREAMING) Damn!
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#1251
Son of a...
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#1252
I can't breathe!
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#1253
I'm choking!
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#1254
(AIR WHOOSHING)
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#1255
He's a big, dumb animal, isn't he, folks?
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#1256
PILOT ON P.A.: Folks, we're making our final approach into Chicago.
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#1257
Ma'am, you still alive?
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#1258
Ma'am, there's a half-hour time limit.
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#1259
¡Ay, caramba!
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#1260
Okay, now, we're running out of time, so you can't go see Zalinsky like that.
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#1261
Now, go change.
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#1262
Go.
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#1263
(BANGING)
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#1264
(TOMMY SCREAMING)
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#1265
Shh!
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#1266
Can you do your seat belt?
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#1267
I'm okay. I'm fine. I'm fine now.
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#1268
- What are you doing? - I'm nervous, so I'm sweating.
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#1269
You're gonna smell like a cab driver. Not to say that that's bad.
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#1270
I want to be fresh for the meeting.
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#1271
- You look good. Are you ready? - Ready or not, this is crunch time.
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#1272
525, that's it.
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#1273
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
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#1274
Son of a... That's gonna leave a mark.
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#1275
Look at this place.
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#1276
TOMMY: Welcome to the pros.
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#1277
No way! It's him!
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#1278
There he is, my friend. The King himself.
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#1279
Let's do it. It's go time.
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#1280
- Where'd he go? - I don't know.
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#1281
You check the elevators. I'll check the bank.
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#1282
Where is he?
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#1283
Listen up. This will only take a second.
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#1284
(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)
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#1285
Does anybody...
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#1286
Jeez.
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#1287
(POLICE SIREN WAILING)
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#1288
- RICHARD: What's going on out here? - Walk slow.
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#1289
- Okay. Why? - Nothing.
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#1290
- Am I consorting with a known felon? - Shut up, Richard.
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#1291
Hey, Mom, it's the guy who robbed the bank.
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#1292
- I didn't rob any bank. - Yeah, right.
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#1293
Like it was some other real fat guy with a tiny head.
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#1294
I got a tiny head?
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#1295
(WHISPERS) Zalinsky.
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#1296
Say something.
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#1297
Mr. Zalinsky? I'm Tommy Callahan, Big Tom Callahan's son.
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#1298
Sorry to hear about your dad. He was a good man.
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#1299
(SNIFFING)
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#1300
Went a little heavy on the pine-tree perfume there, kid.
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#1301
Sir, it's a taxi-cab air freshener.
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#1302
Great, you've pinpointed it. Step two is washing it off.
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#1303
(TOMMY SNIFFING)
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#1304
Sir, what exactly happened here?
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#1305
He came out of the shadows behind me.
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#1306
And after he hit me many times in the head with a hammer,
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#1307
I had to give him my gun. You know, I've got kids.
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#1308
So, as more details emerge on this attempted bank robbery
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#1309
Action 8 will be there.
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#1310
But the Callahan factory has been in my family for 70 years,
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#1311
you can't just shut it down.
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#1312
You got to look at it from my point of view.
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#1313
Callahan's a premium name. That's what I'm buying.
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#1314
I can make the parts in one of my factories, put them in a Callahan box
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#1315
and sell them in my stores at a premium price.
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#1316
Why keep your factory going when all I want is the goddamn box?
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#1317
I'll tell you why. Because there's a town involved here.
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#1318
Callahan factory is the only thing keeping it alive.
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#1319
Believe it or not, I'm providing a service. I'm thinning the corporate herd.
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#1320
You've seen Daktari, the weaker animals always go.
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#1321
Sure the kids cry when you tie old Tiger to a tree and shoot him.
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#1322
But that's life. America's in a state of renewal.
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#1323
We gotta have the strength to tie a few factories to a tree
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#1324
and bash them with a shovel.
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#1325
Meanwhile, if I can grab your share of the market,
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#1326
put a little coin in my pocket by being the asshole,
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#1327
well, what the hell? Know what I mean?
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#1328
Boy, you sure are different in your TV commercials.
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#1329
What the American public doesn't know
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#1330
is what makes them the American public.
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#1331
All right?
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#1332
God, I love that.
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#1333
Hell, folks believe me when I tell them
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#1334
we're not just building automotive components here,
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#1335
we're adding horsepower to American industry.
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#1336
You say one word to anyone and I will kill you, do you understand me?
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#1337
It looks real.
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#1338
Yeah, television's been good to me, son.
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#1339
"I make car parts for the American working man
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#1340
"because that's what I am, and that's who I care about."
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#1341
The truth is, I make car parts for the American working man
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#1342
because I'm a hell of a salesman, and he doesn't know any better.
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#1343
Son, since you're no longer a shareholder, this is where I leave you.
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#1344
Don't feel bad. This chain of events was set in motion a long time ago.
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#1345
You and your bald-headed friend did what you could, that's commendable.
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#1346
Marty, have Security see these boys out.
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#1347
- Mrs. Callahan. - Sir.
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#1348
I trust your trip went well.
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#1349
What's my family doing in there?
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#1350
I thought they were on my side.
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#1351
They had a lot to gain if the factory was sold.
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#1352
Boy, did I screw up.
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#1353
My so-called family deserted me. Michelle's mad at me.
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#1354
I lost the factory. The town's going under, and I'm out of a job.
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#1355
(CRASHING)
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#1356
Could have done without that. Jeez! I'm an idiot!
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#1357
- Boy, I sure let my dad down. - You tried as hard as you could.
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#1358
When we first started out, I thought you'd just walk through this
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#1359
like you walk through everything else. But you didn't.
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#1360
Your dad would have been proud of you.
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#1361
And you got a friend out of it.
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#1362
Now, I know it doesn't matter, because you have so many, but
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#1363
I don't.
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#1364
Thanks, man.
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#1365
MICHELLE: Tommy!
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#1366
Michelle!
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#1367
- Don't tell her about my hair. - Let it go.
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#1368
God, I was worried I wouldn't find you.
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#1369
- What are you doing here? - I got your message.
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#1370
Okay, I was at the airport. I was going home
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#1371
and I saw your stepbrother and your stepmother and he was kissing her.
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#1372
- So? - With his tongue.
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#1373
(BOTH EXCLAIM IN DISGUST)
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#1374
- He's doing his mommy? - She's not his mom. They're married.
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#1375
They were lying to your dad the whole time.
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#1376
My brother got his police report. See?
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#1377
- They lied to my dad? - They're con artists. They suckered him.
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#1378
TOMMY: They lied to my dad.
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#1379
Richard, I'm gonna need your watch. I've got a plan.
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#1380
Yikes!
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#1381
Folks, Mr. Zalinsky gave us specific instructions
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#1382
to bar you from the building.
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#1383
Sorry, boys. Hopefully, we'll just be in and out.
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#1384
GUARD 1: My God, he's wired. TOMMY: And no cops.
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#1385
Wouldn't want things to get messy.
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#1386
- That was fun. - Now what?
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#1387
Well, it's 6:00. Time for the news.
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#1388
Excuse me! Miss?
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#1389
Oh, God.
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#1390
Done this before?
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#1391
Thank you, Marty.
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#1392
My, your hands move quickly.
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#1393
Only when I see something I want, Mrs. Callahan.
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#1394
It just doesn't seem right.
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#1395
Hi! Got a second?
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#1396
- What the hell's going on here? - Oh, my God. We're gonna die.
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#1397
- Tommy, what are you doing? - Hi, Ted. Hi, Frank. Excuse me, Marty.
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#1398
Okay, we're live.
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#1399
NEWSREADER: We now switch live to our reporter
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#1400
who is at the scene with the bomber.
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#1401
This is Nicole Taylor in downtown Chicago.
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#1402
Look, it's Tommy!
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#1403
...who says he strapped a bomb...
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#1404
TOMMY: Nicole, I've got something to say.
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#1405
Please. May I?
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#1406
Hi, this is Tommy Callahan here with Mr. Ray Zalinsky
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#1407
American Auto Parts King.
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#1408
Honey, look at this human bomb on the news.
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#1409
Yeah, I buy brake pads off him. I thought we were watching cartoons.
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#1410
(MUSIC PLAYING)
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#1411
Mr. Zalinsky, for years you've been putting ads on TV.
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#1412
And they always end up with you saying, "I make car parts for..."
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#1413
How does it go?
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#1414
(CLEARS THROAT) I make car parts for the American working man
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#1415
because that's what I am and that's who I care about.
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#1416
And that's why I'm here, Ray. You see, back in Sandusky, Ohio,
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#1417
there are 300 American workers at Callahan Auto.
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#1418
We make the best parts money can buy.
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#1419
Right now those workers are in danger of losing their jobs.
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#1420
They're praying somebody's gonna step up and help them.
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#1421
Is that why you strapped a bomb to your chest?
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#1422
This isn't a bomb. These are road flares.
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#1423
ZALINSKY: Road flares?
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#1424
Did you live under power lines as a kid or something?
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#1425
Why?
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#1426
You guys want this or American Gladiators?
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#1427
ALL: Gladiators.
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#1428
So, do you think Zalinsky Industries can help these folks?
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#1429
I'll be happy to look into it.
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#1430
I'll tell you what. I can get a good look at a T-bone
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#1431
by sticking my head up a bull's ass
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#1432
but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it.
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#1433
Am I just severely wasted or does Tommy look bloated?
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#1434
No, it's TV, man. Camera adds a couple hundred pounds.
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#1435
Ray, we're not looking for a handout here.
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#1436
I'm offering you a great deal.
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#1437
This is an order for half a million Callahan brake pads
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#1438
to be sold in your stores
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#1439
made by the American working man for the American working man.
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#1440
Well, absolutely.
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#1441
It would be my great pleasure. I mean, what have I got to lose?
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#1442
A great American product, right?
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#1443
I don't believe it. Tommy just sold half a million brake pads.
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#1444
Tommy just sold a half a million brake pads!
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#1445
ALL: Yeah!
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#1446
What difference does it make?
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#1447
The company's gonna be mine in 10 minutes anyway, right?
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#1448
TOMMY: Mr. Zalinsky, thank you.
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#1449
Thank you, Tommy Boy. And thank you.
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#1450
And remember, you can pick up these great brake pads from Callahan Auto
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#1451
at all my Zalinsky Auto Parts outlets all over North America.
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#1452
ALL: Go, Tommy!
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#1453
For the moment it looks like a tragedy
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#1454
has been averted and a town has been saved.
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#1455
For Action News, I'm Nicole Taylor, reporting live.
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#1456
Okay. We're out of here.
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#1457
Wait a minute, fat boy. You lost your shares to the bank.
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#1458
You don't even have a right to be here.
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#1459
MICHELLE: Gee, funny you should bring that up.
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#1460
'Cause I'm not sure that you have the right to be here.
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#1461
What have we got here?
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#1462
- My God, it's a police report. - ZALINSKY: Now what's all this about?
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#1463
Let's see. Paul Barrish, married, May, 1993
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#1464
to Beverly Barrish, a.k.a. Beverly Burns.
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#1465
Richard, how could Beverly be married to Paul and my dad at the same time?
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#1466
- Interesting. - Yes. Provocative.
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#1467
What I think it means is your marriage to my dad was never legal.
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#1468
Which also means that Beverly's shares still belong to Tommy.
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#1469
- Isn't that right, Mr. Rittenhauer? - Yes. I believe that's right.
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#1470
- Mr. Reilly? - I'd say that's right.
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#1471
- Mr. Gilmore? - Absolutely.
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#1472
And let me guess.
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#1473
You're not going to be selling me the company now.
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#1474
- Are you, Tommy Boy? - No, sir.
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#1475
Ray, I have no idea what they're talking about.
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#1476
That's it. I'm not going to take this.
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#1477
- It's not over yet, Lee Harvey. - MICHELLE: Let's see.
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#1478
Warrants outstanding: New Mexico, mail fraud
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#1479
Colorado, wire fraud
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#1480
and coming soon to Ohio, computer fraud.
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#1481
Get him!
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#1482
Don't let him leave the complex, Marty.
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#1483
- Hey, you forgot your wife. - Screw you. Screw all of you!
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#1484
(ALARM BEEPING)
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#1485
FEMALE VOICE: Crash test in progress.
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#1486
- Not good. - Hit the brakes.
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#1487
(SCREAMING)
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#1488
(GROANING)
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#1489
That will ruin his weekend.
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#1490
Well, kid, you threw one by me.
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#1491
Savor the flavor because it sure as hell won't happen again.
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#1492
- In the meantime, good luck to you. - Thank you, sir.
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#1493
Marty, cut a check to Callahan Auto for those brake pads.
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#1494
- Yes, sir. - And you,
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#1495
with all this excitement here, I kind of got a little hungry.
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#1496
Want to step over to my club and we'll grab something to eat?
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#1497
- Thank you. I'd like that. - Good.
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#1498
Marty, find out where the police will be taking him.
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#1499
Send over a bottle of bubbly with a bucket of ice and a card.
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#1500
Have it say, "Tough break. Get drunk on me.
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#1501
"Use the bucket to ice down your marbles. Yours, Z."
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#1502
Well, Mr. Callahan, looks like we're back in business.
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#1503
Yes, sir, Mr. Rittenhauer.
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#1504
- That's great, Tommy. - Great, Tommy.
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#1505
Thanks.
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#1506
Way to go, Tommy Callahan.
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#1507
- That was pathetic. - Shut up, Richard.
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#1508
This is a very proud day for me.
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#1509
I want to introduce you to the new president of Callahan Auto,
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#1510
Tom Callahan, Jr.
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#1511
Tommy, will you say something?
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#1512
Ever since I was a kid, you people have been like a family to me.
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#1513
Louis, we built our first fort together.
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#1514
And, Danny, remember when we used to burn ants with a magnifying glass?
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#1515
R.T., I lost my virginity to your daughter, for crying out loud.
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#1516
(MEN LAUGHING)
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#1517
Rob, you were there.
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#1518
Anyway, I just want you to know that as long as I'm around
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#1519
I'm gonna bust my butt
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#1520
and make sure that every last one of you
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#1521
always has a job right here at Callahan.
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#1522
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
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#1523
Dad, I got a little problem here.
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#1524
I've been stuck out here for an hour with no wind again
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#1525
and I'm supposed to be at Michelle's for dinner.
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#1526
So if you could give me a little help I'd appreciate it.
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#1527
If not, don't worry about it.
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#1528
I'm trying to do everything I think you'd be doing
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#1529
and so far it's going pretty good.
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#1530
I just want to tell you that I still love you and
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#1531
I sure miss you a lot.
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#1532
Thanks, Dad.
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#1533
Son of a... That's gonna leave a mark.