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The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

Season 1, Episode 1 — The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

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Michael Rennie was ill

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The day the earth stood still

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But he told us where we stand

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And Flash Gordon was there

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In silver underwear

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Claude Rains was the lnvisible Man

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Then something went wrong

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For Fay Wray and King Kong

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They got caught in a celluloid jam

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Then at a deadly pace

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It came from outer space

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And this is how the message ran

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Science fiction

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Double feature

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Dr. X

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Will build a creature

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See androids fighting

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Brad and Janet

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Anne Francis stars in...

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. . .Forbidden Planet

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Oh

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At the late-night

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Double feature

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Picture show

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I knew Leo G. Carrol

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Was over a barrel

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When Tarantula took to the hills

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And I really got hot

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When I saw Janette Scott

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Fight a Triffid that

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Spits poison and kills

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Dana Andrews said prunes

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Gave him the runes

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And passing them used lots of skills

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But when worlds collide

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Said George Pal to his bride

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I'm gonna give you

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Some terrible thrills

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Like a

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Science fiction

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Double feature

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Dr. X

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Will build a creature

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See androids fighting

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Brad and Janet

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Anne Francis stars in...

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. . .Forbidden Planet

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Oh

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At the late-night

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Double feature

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Picture show

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I want to go

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Oh

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To the late-night

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Double feature

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Picture show

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By RKO

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Oh

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To the late-night

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Double feature

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Picture show

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In the back row

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Oh

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To the late-night

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Double feature

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Picture show

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Here they come.

#68
I'd like the parents and the grandparents.

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Yes, all the close family.

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Smile! Hold fast. Beautiful!

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Congratulations.

#72
Well. . . .

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I guess we really did it, huh?

#74
You and Betty have been inseparable. . .

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. . .since you met in Dr. Scott's courses.

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Tell you the truth, Brad, she was the only reason I came in the first place.

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I mean--

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Okay, guys, this is it! You ready?

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Look, Betty's gonna throw her bouquet.

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I got it!

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-I got it! -Hey, big fella.

#82
Looks like it could be your turn next.

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Who knows.

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So long. See you, Brad.

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Come on, hop in.

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See you, Brad.

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Brad, wasn't it wonderful? Didn't Betty look radiantly beautiful?

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Just an hour ago she was plain old Betty Munroe.

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And now she's Mrs. Ralph Hapschatt.

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-Yes, Janet. Ralph's a lucky guy. -Yes.

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Oh, I always cry at weddings.

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Everyone knows Betty's a wonderful little cook.

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Yes.

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Ralph will be in line for promotion in a year.

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Yes.

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-Hey, Janet. -Yes, Brad?

#97
I've got something to say.

#98
I really loved

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The skillful way

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You beat the other girls

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To the bride's bouquet

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Oh, Brad.

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-The river was deep but I swam it -Janet

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-The future is ours, so let's plan it -Janet

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-So please don 't tell me to can it -Janet

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I've one thing to say and that's Damn it, Janet

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I love you

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-The road was long but I ran it -Janet

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-A fire's in my heart and you fan it -Janet

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-There's one fool for you and I am it -Janet

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I've one thing to say and that's Damn it, Janet

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I love you

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Here's a ring to prove

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That I'm no joker

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There's three ways

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That love can grow

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That's good, bad

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Or mediocre

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Oh, J-A-N-E-T

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I love you so

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-Oh, it's nicer than Betty Munroe had -Oh, Brad

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-Now we're engaged and I'm so glad -Oh, Brad

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-That you met Mom and you know Dad -Oh, Brad

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I've one thing to say and that's Brad, I'm mad

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For you too

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Oh, Brad

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Oh, damn it

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I'm mad

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Oh, Janet

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For you

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I love you too

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There's one thing left to do Ah-ooh

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-And that's go see the man who began it -Janet

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-When we met in his science, exam it -Janet

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-Made me give you the eye, then panic -Janet

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Now I've one thing to say and that's Damn it, Janet

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I love you

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Damn it, Janet

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Oh, Brad, I'm mad

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Damn it, Janet

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I love you

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I would like, if I may. . .

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. . .to take you on a strange journey.

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It seemed a fairly ordinary night. . .

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. . .when Brad Majors and his fiancée, Janet Weiss. . .

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. . .two young, ordinary, healthy kids. . .

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. . .Ieft Denton that late November evening. . .

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. . .to visit a Dr. Everett Scott. . .

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. . .ex-tutor and now friend to both of them.

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It's true there were dark storm clouds. . .

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. . .heavy, black and pendulous. . .

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. . .toward which they were driving.

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It's true also that the spare tire they carried. . .

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. . .was badly in need of some air.

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But they, being normal kids and. . .

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. . .on a night out. . .

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. . .they were not going to let a storm spoil the events of their evening.

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On a night out.

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It was a night out. . .

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. . .they were going to remember. . .

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. . .for a very long time.

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I have never been a quitter.

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To leave office before my term is completed is abhorrent...

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... to every instinct in my body.

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But as president...

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...l must put the interests ofAmerica first.

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America needs a full-time president...

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...and a full-time Congress...

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...particularly at this time....

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Gosh, that's the third motorcyclist that's passed us.

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They sure do take their lives in their hands.

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Yes, Janet. Life's pretty cheap to that type.

#173
What's the matter, Brad, darling?

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We took the wrong fork a few miles back.

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Oh.

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Where did that motorcyclist come from?

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I guess we'll just have to turn back.

#178
What was that bang?

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We must have a blowout.

#180
Damn it! I knew I should've gotten that spare tire fixed.

#181
You stay here and I'll go for help.

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We're in the middle of nowhere.

#183
Didn't we pass a castle a few miles back?

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Maybe they have a telephone I could use.

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I'm going too.

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-Both of us don't need to get wet. -I'm coming with you.

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Besides, the owner of that phone might be a beautiful woman. . .

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. . .and you might never come back again.

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In the velvet darkness

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Of the blackest night

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Burning bright

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There's a guiding star

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No matter what

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Or...

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... who you are

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There's a light

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Over at the Frankenstein place

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There's a light

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Burning in the fireplace

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There's a light, light

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In the darkness

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Of everybody's life

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The darkness must go

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Down the river

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Of nights dreaming

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Flow morphia slow

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Let the sun

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And light come streaming

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Into my life

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Into my life

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There's a light

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Over at the Frankenstein place

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There's a light

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Burning in the fireplace

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There's a light

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Light

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In the darkness

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Of everybody's life

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And so. . .

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. . .it seemed that fortune had smiled on Brad and Janet. . .

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. . .and they had found the assistance that their plight required.

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Or had they?

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Brad, let's go back. I'm cold and I'm frightened.

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Just a moment, Janet. They may have a phone.

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Hello.

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Hi! My name's Brad Majors.

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This is my fiancée, Janet Weiss.

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I wondered if you might help us. Our car broke down up the road.

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Do you have a phone we might use?

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You're wet.

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Yes, it's raining.

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Yes.

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Oh.

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I think, perhaps, you better both come inside.

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You're too kind.

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I'm frightened. What kind of place is this?

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It's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos.

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This way.

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Are you having a party?

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You've arrived on a rather special night.

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-It's one of the master's affairs. -Oh.

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-Lucky him. -You're lucky.

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He's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky!

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It's astounding

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Time is fleeting

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Madness takes its toll

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But listen closely

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Not for very much longer

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I've got to keep control

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I remember

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Doing the time warp

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Drinking

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Those moments when

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The blackness would hit me

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And the void would be calling

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Let's do the time warp again

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Let's do the time warp again

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It's just a jump to the left

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-And a step to the right -With your hands on your hips

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You bring your knees in tight

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But it's the pelvic thrust

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That really drives you insane

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Let's do the time warp again

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Let's do the time warp again

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It's so dreamy

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Oh, fantasy free me

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So you can 't see me

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No, not at all

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In another dimension

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With voyeuristic intention

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Well secluded

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I see all

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With a bit of a mind flip

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You're into the time slip

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And nothing can ever be the same

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You're spaced out on sensation

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Like you're under sedation

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Let's do the time warp again

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Let's do the time warp again

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I was walking down the street Just having a think

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When a snake of a guy Gave me an evil wink

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He shook a me up He took me by surprise

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He had a pickup truck And the devil's eyes

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He stared at me And I felt a change

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Time meant nothing Never would again

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Let's do the time warp again

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Let's do the time warp again

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It's just a jump to the left

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-And then a step to the right -With your hands on your hips

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You bring your knees in tight

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But it's the pelvic thrust

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That really drives you insane

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Let's do the time warp again

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Let's do the time warp again

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Let's do the time warp again

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Let's do the time warp again

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It's just a jump to the left

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-And then a step to the right -With your hands on your hips

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Bring your knees in tight

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But it's the pelvic thrust

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That really drives you insane

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Let's do the time warp again

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Let's do the time warp again

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Say something.

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Say! Do any of you guys know how to Madison?

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-Brad, please, let's get out of here. -Keep a grip on yourself, Janet.

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-But it seems so unhealthy here. -It's just a party, Janet.

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-Well, I want to go. -We can't till I get to a phone.

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-Then ask the butler or someone. -Just a moment.

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We don't want to interfere with their celebrations.

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This isn't the Chamber of Commerce.

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They're probably foreigners with different ways.

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They may do some more folk dancing.

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I'm cold, I'm wet and I'm just plain scared.

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I'm here, there's nothing to worry about.

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How do you do

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I see you've met

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My faithful handyman

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He's just a little brought down

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Because when you knocked

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He thought you were the candyman

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Don 't get strung out

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By the way I look

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Don 'tjudge a book by its cover

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I'm not much of a man

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By the light of day

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But by night I'm one hell of a lover

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I'm just a sweet transvestite

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From Transsexual...

#330
... Transylvania

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Let me show you around

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Maybe play you a sound

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You look like you're both Pretty groovy

#334
Or if you want something visual

#335
That's not too abysmal

#336
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie

#337
I'm glad we caught you at home

#338
Could we use your phone?

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-We're both in a bit of a hurry -Right

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We'll just say where we are

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-Then go back to the car -A pleasure to meet you, Dr. Furter

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We don 't want to be any worry

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Well, you got caught with a flat

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Well, how about that

#345
Well, babies, don 't you panic

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By the light of the night

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It'll all seem all right

#348
I'll get you a satanic mechanic

#349
I'm just a sweet transvestite

#350
From Transsexual...

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... Transylvania

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Why don 't you stay for the night

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-Night -Or maybe a bite

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Bite

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I could show you My favorite obsession

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I've been making a man

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With blond hair and a tan

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And he's good for relieving My tension

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I'm just a sweet transvestite

#360
From Transsexual...

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... Transylvania

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Hit it! Hit it!

#363
-I'm just a sweet transvestite -Sweet transvestite

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From Transsexual...

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... Transylvania

#366
So come up to the lab

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And see what's on the slab

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I see you shiver

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With antici--

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-pation

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But maybe the rain

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Is really to blame

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So I'll remove the cause

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But not the symptom

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Thank you.

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Thank you very much.

#377
Brad!

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We'll play along for now and pull out the aces when the time is right.

#379
Slowly, slowly. It's too nice a job to rush.

#380
Hi. My name's Brad Majors and this is my fiancée, Janet Weiss.

#381
You are. . .?

#382
You are very lucky to be invited up to Frank's laboratory.

#383
Some people would give their right arm for the privilege.

#384
People like you, maybe?

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I've seen it.

#386
Come along. The master doesn't like to be kept waiting.

#387
Shift it!

#388
Is he--? Frank, I mean, is he your husband?

#389
The master is not yet married. Nor do I think he ever will be.

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-We are simply his servants. -Oh.

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Magenta.

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Columbia.

#393
Go and assist Riff Raff.

#394
I will entertain. . . .

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Brad Majors and this is my fiancée, Janet Vice.

#396
-Weiss. -Weiss?

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Enchanté.

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Well, how nice.

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And what charming underclothes you both have.

#400
But here, put these on.

#401
They'll make you feel less vulnerable.

#402
It's not often we receive visitors here.

#403
Let alone offer them hospitality.

#404
Hospitality! All we wanted to do was use your telephone. Goddamn it!

#405
A reasonable request you have ignored!

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-Don't be ungrateful. -Ungrateful?!

#407
How forceful you are, Brad.

#408
Such a perfect specimen of manhood. So dominant.

#409
You must be awfully proud of him, Janet.

#410
Well, yes, I am.

#411
-Do you have any tattoos, Brad? -Certainly not.

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Oh, well. How about you?

#413
Everything is in readiness, master.

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We merely await your word.

#415
Tonight, my unconventional conventionists. . .

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. . .you are to witness a new breakthrough. . .

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. . .in biochemical research.

#418
And paradise is to be mine!

#419
It was strange the way it happened.

#420
Suddenly. . .

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. . .you get a break.

#422
All the pieces seem to fit into place.

#423
What a sucker you've been. What a fool.

#424
The answer was there all the time.

#425
It took a small accident to make it happen.

#426
-An accident! -An accident!

#427
That's how I discovered the secret.

#428
That elusive ingredient.

#429
That spark. . .

#430
. . .that is the breath of life.

#431
Yes.

#432
I have that knowledge.

#433
I hold the secret. . .

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. . .to life itself!

#435
You see. . .

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. . .you are fortunate.

#437
For tonight is the night. . .

#438
. . .that my beautiful creature is destined to be born.

#439
Throw open the switches on the sonic oscillator.

#440
And step up the reactor power input. . .

#441
. . .three more points!

#442
Oh, Brad!

#443
It's all right, Janet.

#444
Oh, Rocky!

#445
The sword of Damocles ls hanging over my head

#446
I've got the feeling someone's Gonna be cutting the thread

#447
Oh, woe is me

#448
My life is a misery

#449
Oh, can 't you see

#450
That I'm at the start Of a pretty big downer

#451
I woke up this morning with a start When I fell out of bed

#452
That ain 't no crime

#453
And left from my dreaming Was a feeling of unnameable dread

#454
That ain 't no crime

#455
My high is low

#456
I'm dressed up with no place to go

#457
And all I know

#458
Is I'm at the start Of a pretty big downer

#459
-That ain 't no crime. -Oh, no, no, no.

#460
-That ain 't no crime. -Oh, no, no, no.

#461
Oh, my baby!

#462
The sword of Damocles ls hanging over my head

#463
That ain 't no crime

#464
I've got the feeling someone's Gonna be cutting the thread

#465
That ain 't no crime

#466
Oh, woe is me

#467
My life is a mystery

#468
And can 't you see

#469
That I'm at the start Of a pretty big downer

#470
-That ain 't no crime. -Oh, no, no, no.

#471
That ain 't no crime

#472
Well, really!

#473
That's no way to behave on your first day out.

#474
But since you're such an exceptional beauty. . .

#475
. . .I'm prepared to forgive you.

#476
Oh, I just love success!

#477
-He is a credit to your genius. -Yes.

#478
-A triumph of your will. -Yes.

#479
He's okay.

#480
Okay?

#481
Okay?!

#482
I think we can do better than that.

#483
Now, Brad and Janet. . .

#484
. . .what do you think of him?

#485
Well. . . .

#486
I don't like men with too many muscles.

#487
I didn't make him for you!

#488
He carries the Charles Atlas seal of approval.

#489
A weakling weighing 98 pounds

#490
Will get sand in his face

#491
When kicked to the ground

#492
And soon in the gym

#493
With a determined chin

#494
The sweat from his pores

#495
As he works for his cause

#496
Will make him glisten

#497
And gleam

#498
And with massage

#499
Andjust a little bit of steam

#500
He'll be pink

#501
And quite clean

#502
He'll be a strong man

#503
Oh, honey But the wrong man

#504
He'll eat nutritious high protein

#505
And swallow raw eggs

#506
Try to build up his shoulders

#507
His chest, arms and legs

#508
Such an effort lf he only knew of my plan

#509
In just seven days

#510
I can make you a man

#511
He'll do press-ups and chin-ups

#512
Do the snatch, clean andjerk

#513
He thinks dynamic tension

#514
Must be hard work

#515
Such strenuous living

#516
Ijust don 't understand

#517
When in just seven days Oh, baby

#518
I can make you a man

#519
Eddie!

#520
Whatever happened to Saturday night

#521
When you dressed sharp, felt all right Don 't seem the same since cosmic light

#522
Came into my life I thought I was divine

#523
I'd go for a ride with chicks who 'd go And listen to the music on the radio

#524
A saxophone was blowing On a rock 'n ' roll show

#525
We climbed in the back seat We really had a good time

#526
Hot patootie, bless my soul

#527
I really love that rock 'n ' roll

#528
Hot patootie, bless my soul

#529
I really love that rock 'n ' roll

#530
Lovely party!

#531
My head used to swim From the perfume I smelled

#532
My hands kind of fumbled With her white plastic belt

#533
I'd taste her baby pink lipstick And that's when I'd melt

#534
She'd whisper in my ear Tonight she really was mine

#535
Get in front and put some hair oil on Buddy Holly was singing his last song

#536
With your arms around your girl You tried to sing along

#537
It felt pretty good Really had a good time

#538
Hot patootie, bless my soul

#539
I really love that rock 'n ' roll

#540
Hot patootie, bless my soul

#541
I really love that rock 'n ' roll

#542
One from the vaults.

#543
Oh, baby!

#544
Don't be upset.

#545
It was a mercy killing.

#546
He had a certain naive charm. . .

#547
. . .but no muscle.

#548
But a deltoid

#549
And a bicep

#550
A hot groin And a tricep

#551
Makes me...

#552
...shake

#553
Makes me want to take Charles Atlas

#554
By the hand

#555
In just seven days Oh, baby

#556
I can make you a man

#557
I don 't want no dissension

#558
Just dynamic tension

#559
I'm a muscle fan

#560
In just seven days

#561
I can make you a man

#562
Dig it if you can

#563
In just seven days

#564
I can make you a man

#565
Rocky, Rocky, rah, rah, rah! Rocky, Rocky, rah, rah, rah!

#566
There are those who say that life is an illusion. . .

#567
. . .and that reality is simply a figment of the imagination.

#568
If this is so, then Brad and Janet are quite safe.

#569
However, the sudden departure of their host. . .

#570
. . .and his creation. . .

#571
. . .into the seclusion of his somber bridal suite. . .

#572
. . .had left them feeling both apprehensive and uneasy.

#573
A feeling which grew as the other guests departed. . .

#574
. . .and they were shown to their separate rooms.

#575
Who is it? Who's there?

#576
It's only me, Janet.

#577
Brad, darling, come in.

#578
Oh, Brad!

#579
Yes, my darling! But what if--?

#580
Everything's going to be all right.

#581
Oh, I hope so, my darling.

#582
-It's you! -I'm afraid so. But isn't it nice?

#583
You beast, you monster! What have you done with Brad?

#584
Well, nothing. Why, do you think I should?

#585
You tricked me! I wouldn't have. I've never, never. . . .

#586
Yes. Yes, I know.

#587
But it isn't all bad, is it?

#588
I think you'll really find it quite pleasurable.

#589
-So soft, so sensual. -Stop! I mean, help!

#590
Brad. Oh, Brad!

#591
Brad's probably asleep by now. Do you want him to see you like this?

#592
Like this, like how? It's your fault! You're to blame!

#593
I was saving myself.

#594
Well, I'm sure you're not spent yet.

#595
Promise you won't tell Brad?

#596
Cross my heart and hope to die.

#597
Oh, Brad, darling, it's no good here!

#598
It'll destroy us.

#599
Don't worry. We'll be away from here in the morning.

#600
Oh, Brad, you're so strong and protective.

#601
You!

#602
I'm afraid so, Brad. But isn't it nice?

#603
Why you-- What have you done with Janet?

#604
Nothing. Why, do you think I should?

#605
You tricked me. I wouldn't have. I've never, never, never!

#606
Yes, I know. But it isn't all bad, is it?

#607
Not even half bad. I think you'll really quite enjoy it.

#608
-So soft. So sensual. -No, stop.

#609
Oh, Janet.

#610
Janet!

#611
Janet's probably asleep by now. Do you want her to see you like this?

#612
Like this, like how? It's your fault! You're to blame.

#613
I thought it was the real thing!

#614
Oh, come on, Brad, admit it.

#615
You liked it, didn't you?

#616
There's no crime in giving yourself over to pleasure.

#617
Oh, Brad, you have wasted so much time already.

#618
Janet needn't know. I won't tell her.

#619
You promise you won't tell?

#620
On my mother's grave.

#621
Master, Rocky has broken his chains and vanished.

#622
The new playmate is loose and somewhere in the castle grounds.

#623
Magenta has just released the dogs.

#624
Coming!

#625
What's happening here? Where's Brad?

#626
Where's anybody?

#627
Oh, Brad!

#628
Brad, my darling, how could I have done this to you?

#629
Oh, lf only we hadn't made this journey.

#630
If only the car hadn't broken down.

#631
If only we were amongst friends or sane persons.

#632
Oh, Brad.

#633
What have they done with him?

#634
Brad, how could you?

#635
But you're hurt.

#636
Did they do this to you?

#637
Here. I'll dress your wounds.

#638
Baby, there. Oh.

#639
"Emotion: agitation or disturbance of mind...

#640
. . .vehement or excited mental state. "

#641
It is also a powerful and irrational master.

#642
And from what Magenta and Columbia eagerly viewed on their TV monitor. . .

#643
... there seemed little doubt that Janet was indeed...

#644
...its slave.

#645
Tell us about it, Janet.

#646
I was feeling done in

#647
Couldn 't win

#648
I'd only ever kissed before

#649
You mean she--?

#650
I thought there's no use getting

#651
Into heavy petting

#652
It only leads to trouble

#653
And seat wetting

#654
Now all I want to know

#655
Is how to go

#656
I've tasted blood and I want more

#657
More, more, more.

#658
I'll put up no resistance

#659
I want to stay the distance

#660
I've got an itch to scratch

#661
I need assistance

#662
Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me

#663
I wanna be dirty

#664
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me

#665
Creature of the night

#666
Then if anything grows

#667
While you pose

#668
I'll oil you up and rub you down

#669
Down, down, down.

#670
And that's just one small fraction Of the main attraction

#671
You need a friendly hand

#672
Oh, and I need action

#673
Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me

#674
I wanna be dirty

#675
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me

#676
Creature of the night

#677
Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me

#678
I wanna be dirty

#679
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me

#680
Creature of the night

#681
Touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch me

#682
I wanna be dirty

#683
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me

#684
Creature of the night

#685
Creature of the night.

#686
Creature of the night?

#687
Creature of the night.

#688
Creature of the night.

#689
Creature of the night.

#690
Creature of the night

#691
Creature of the night.

#692
Creature of the night

#693
Mercy!

#694
How did it happen?

#695
I understood you were to be watching.

#696
I was only away for a minute, master.

#697
Well, see if you can find him on the monitor.

#698
Master.

#699
Master, we have a visitor.

#700
Hey, Scotty!

#701
Dr. Everett Scott.

#702
You know this earthling-- --this person?

#703
I most certainly do. He happens to be an old friend of mine.

#704
I see.

#705
So this wasn't simply a chance meeting.

#706
You came here with a purpose.

#707
I told you, my car broke down. I was telling the truth.

#708
I know what you told me, Brad.

#709
But this Dr. Everett Scott, his name is not unknown to me.

#710
He was a science teacher at Denton High.

#711
And now he works for your government.

#712
He's attached to the Bureau of lnvestigation. . .

#713
. . .of that which you call UFOs! lsn't that right, Brad?

#714
He might be. I don't know.

#715
The intruder is entering the building, master.

#716
He'll probably be in the Zen Room.

#717
Shall we inquire of him in person?

#718
Great Scott!

#719
Frank N. Furter.

#720
We meet at last.

#721
Dr. Scott!

#722
Brad! What are you doing here?

#723
Don't play games, Dr. Scott.

#724
You know perfectly well what Brad Majors is doing here.

#725
It was part of your plan, was it not?

#726
That he and his female should check the layout for you?

#727
Well, unfortunately for you all, the plans are to be changed.

#728
I hope you're adaptable, Dr. Scott.

#729
I know Brad is.

#730
I assure you, Brad's presence comes as a complete surprise to me.

#731
I came here to find Eddie.

#732
-Eddie? I've seen him. He's-- -Eddie?

#733
What do you know of Eddie?

#734
I know a great deal about a lot of things.

#735
You see, Eddie happens to be my nephew.

#736
Dr. Scott.

#737
-Janet! -Dr. Scott!

#738
-Janet! -Brad!

#739
Rocky!

#740
-Janet! -Dr. Scott!

#741
-Janet! -Brad!

#742
Rocky!

#743
Listen! I made you. . .

#744
. . .and I can break you just as easily.

#745
Master, dinner is prepared!

#746
Excellent.

#747
Under the circumstances, formal dress is to be optional.

#748
Food has always played a vital role in life's rituals:

#749
The breaking of bread, the last meal of the condemned man. . .

#750
. . .and now this meal.

#751
However informal it might appear...

#752
... you can be sure there was to be very little bonhomie.

#753
A toast.

#754
To absent friends.

#755
To absent friends.

#756
And Rocky.

#757
Happy birthday to you

#758
Happy birthday to you

#759
Happy birthday, dear Rocky

#760
-Happy birthday-- -Shall we?

#761
We came here to discuss Eddie.

#762
Eddie!

#763
It's a rather tender subject.

#764
Another slice, anyone?

#765
Excuse me.

#766
I knew he was in with a bad crowd, but it was worse than I imagined.

#767
Aliens!

#768
Dr. Scott!

#769
Go on, Dr. Scott.

#770
Or should I say Dr. Von Scott?

#771
Just what exactly are you implying?

#772
It's all right!

#773
That's all right, Brad.

#774
From the day he was born

#775
He was trouble

#776
He was the thorn

#777
In his mother's side

#778
She tried in vain

#779
But he never caused her Nothing but shame

#780
He left home...

#781
... the day she died

#782
From the day she was gone

#783
All he wanted

#784
Was rock 'n ' roll porn

#785
Und a motorbike

#786
Shooting up junk

#787
He was a low-down, cheap little punk

#788
Taking everyone for a ride

#789
When Eddie said He didn 't like his teddy

#790
You knew he was a no-good kid

#791
But when he threatened your life With a switchblade knife

#792
-What a guy -Makes you cry

#793
Und I did

#794
Everybody shoved him

#795
I very nearly loved him

#796
I said, hey, listen to me

#797
Stay sane inside insanity

#798
But he locked the door And threw away the key

#799
But he must've been drawn

#800
Into something

#801
Making him warn me

#802
In a note which reads:

#803
What's it say? What's it say?

#804
"I'm out of my head

#805
Oh, hurry, or I may be dead

#806
They mustn 't carry out Their evil deeds"

#807
When Eddie said He didn 't like his teddy

#808
You knew he was a no-good kid

#809
When he threatened your life With a switchblade knife

#810
-What a guy -Makes you cry

#811
Und I did

#812
When Eddie said He didn 't like his teddy

#813
You knew he was a no-good kid

#814
But when he threatened your life With a switchblade knife

#815
-What a guy -Woe, woe, woe

#816
-Makes you cry -Hey, hey, hey

#817
Und I did

#818
Hey

#819
Oh.

#820
Oh, Rocky!

#821
How could you?!

#822
This way! This way!

#823
Shut up!

#824
I'll tell you once I won 't tell you twice

#825
You'd better wise up Janet Weiss

#826
Your apple pie Don 't taste too nice

#827
You'd better wise up Janet Weiss

#828
I've laid the seed It should be all you need

#829
You're as sensual as a pencil

#830
Wound up like an E or first string

#831
When we made it Did ya hear a bell ring?

#832
You got a block Well, take my advice

#833
You'd better wise up Janet Weiss

#834
The transducer Will seduce ya

#835
My feet! I can't move my feet!

#836
My wheels! My God, I can't move my wheels.

#837
It's as if we were glued to the spot.

#838
You are.

#839
So quake with fear, you tiny fools.

#840
We're trapped.

#841
It's something you'll get used to A mental mind fuck can be nice

#842
No!

#843
You won't find Earth people the easy mark you imagine.

#844
This sonic transducer. . .

#845
. . .it is some kind of audio-vibratory, physiomolecular transport device?

#846
-You mean. . .? -Yes, Brad.

#847
It's something we ourselves have been working on for a while.

#848
But it seems our friend here has found a means of perfecting it.

#849
A device capable of breaking down solid matter. . .

#850
. . .and then projecting it through space, and who knows. . .

#851
. . .perhaps even time itself!

#852
He's gonna send us to another planet?

#853
Planet schmanet, Janet.

#854
You'd better wise up Janet Weiss

#855
You'd better wise up Build your thighs up

#856
You'd better wise up

#857
And then she cried out:

#858
Stop!

#859
Don 't get hot and flustered

#860
Use a bit of mustard

#861
You're a hot dog

#862
But you'd better not...

#863
... try to hurt her

#864
Frank Furter

#865
You're a hot dog

#866
But you'd better not...

#867
... try to hurt her

#868
Frank Furter

#869
You're a hot dog

#870
My God! I can't stand any more of this.

#871
First, you spurn me for Eddie, then you toss him like an old coat for Rocky.

#872
You chew people up and then you spit them out again.

#873
I loved you.

#874
Do you hear me? I loved you.

#875
And what did it get me? I'll tell you, a big nothing.

#876
You're like a sponge. You drain others of their love and emotion.

#877
Well, I've had enough!

#878
Choose between me and Rocky, so named because of the rocks in his head.

#879
It's not easy, having a good time.

#880
Even smiling makes my face ache.

#881
And my children turn on me.

#882
Rocky's behaving just the way that Eddie did.

#883
Maybe I made a mistake. . .

#884
. . .splitting his brain between the two of them.

#885
I grow weary of this world!

#886
When shall we return to Transylvania?!

#887
Magenta. . .

#888
. . .I am indeed grateful to both you and your brother, Riff Raff.

#889
You have both served me well.

#890
Loyalty such as yours shall not go unrewarded.

#891
You'll discover that when the mood takes me, I can be quite generous.

#892
I ask for nothing, master.

#893
And you shall receive it in abundance!

#894
Come. We are ready for the floorshow.

#895
And so, by some extraordinary coincidence...

#896
. . .fate, it seemed, had decided that Brad and Janet. . .

#897
. . .should keep that appointment with their friend Dr. Everett Scott.

#898
But it was to be in a situation. . .

#899
. . .which none of them could have possibly foreseen.

#900
And just a few hours after announcing their engagement. . .

#901
. . .Brad and Janet had both tasted. . .

#902
. . .forbidden fruit.

#903
This in itself was proof. . .

#904
. . .that their host was a man of little morals. . .

#905
. . .and some persuasion.

#906
What further indignities were they to be subjected to?

#907
And what of the floorshow that had been spoken of?

#908
In an empty house. . .

#909
. . .in the middle of the night?

#910
What diabolical plan. . .

#911
. . .had seized Frank's crazed imagination?

#912
What indeed?

#913
From what had gone before, it was clear. . .

#914
. . .that this was to be no picnic.

#915
It was great when it all began

#916
I was a regular Frankie fan

#917
But it was over when he had the plan

#918
To start working on a muscleman

#919
Now the only thing that gives me hope

#920
Is my love of a certain dope

#921
Rose tints my world

#922
Keeps me safe From my trouble and pain

#923
I'm just seven hours old

#924
Truly beautiful to behold

#925
And somebody should be told

#926
My libido hasn 't been controlled

#927
Now the only thing I've come to trust

#928
Is an orgasmic rush of lust

#929
Rose tints my world

#930
And keeps me safe From my trouble and pain

#931
It's beyond me

#932
Help me, Mommy

#933
I'll be good, you'll see

#934
Take this dream away

#935
What's this

#936
Let's see

#937
I feel sexy

#938
What's come over me

#939
Here it comes again

#940
I feel released

#941
Bad times deceased

#942
My confidence has increased

#943
Reality is here

#944
The game has been disbanded

#945
My mind has been expanded

#946
It's a gas that Frankie's landed

#947
His lust is so sincere

#948
Whatever happened...

#949
... to Fay Wray

#950
That delicate...

#951
...satin-draped frame

#952
As it clung to her thigh

#953
How I started to cry

#954
'Cause I wanted to be dressed

#955
Just the same

#956
Give yourself over

#957
To absolute pleasure

#958
Swim the warm waters

#959
Of sins of the flesh

#960
Erotic nightmares

#961
Beyond any measure

#962
And sensual daydreams

#963
To treasure forever

#964
Can 't you just see it

#965
Don 't dream it

#966
Be it

#967
Don 't dream it

#968
Be it

#969
Don 't dream it

#970
Be it

#971
Don 't dream it

#972
Be it

#973
We've got to get. . .

#974
. . .out of this trap. . .

#975
. . .before this decadence. . .

#976
. . .saps our wills.

#977
I've got to be strong. . .

#978
. . .und try to hang on.

#979
Or else my mind. . .

#980
. . .may well snap.

#981
Und my life will be lived. . .

#982
...for the thrill

#983
It's beyond me

#984
Help me, Mommy

#985
God bless...

#986
...Lily St. Cyr

#987
My, my, my, my

#988
My, my, my, my

#989
I'm a wild and untamed thing

#990
I'm a bee with a deadly sting

#991
Get a hit and your mind goes "ping"

#992
Your heart'll thump And your blood will sing

#993
Let the party and the sounds rock on

#994
We're gonna shake it Till the life has gone

#995
Rose tints my world Keep me safe from my trouble and pain

#996
We're a wild and an untamed thing

#997
We're a bee with a deadly sting

#998
Get a hit and your mind goes "ping"

#999
Your heart'll thump And your blood will sing

#1000
So let the party And the sounds rock on

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