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Season 1, Episode 1 — Monsters University (2013)
#1
♪ To the head bone
#2
♪ The head bone's connected to the horn bone
#3
♪ The horn bone's right above the wing bones ♪
#4
Ah!
#5
I scared you! No, you didn't.
#6
Okay! Remember our field trip rules, everyone.
#7
Uh, no pushing, no biting, and no fire breathing!
#8
What did I just say?
#9
Eighteen, nineteen...
#10
Okay, we're missing one. Who are we missing?
#11
Oh. Mike Wazowski.
#12
Thanks, Joe.
#13
Good luck finishing your crossword puzzle.
#14
Sorry, Michael. I didn't see you.
#15
That's okay.
#16
When I was on the bus, I found a nickel!
#17
I wish I had pockets.
#18
Okay, everyone, partner up. Get your field trip buddy.
#19
Jeremy! You and me? Okay, no biggie.
#20
Hailey? No? Pairing up with Claire?
#21
Great choice. She's a good egg.
#22
Russell.
#23
Mike? Wazowski?
#24
We car-pool?
#25
- We're cousins. - Hey!
#26
Okay. Good catching up.
#27
Well, Michael, it looks like it's you and me again.
#28
Come on, Karen. We're falling behind.
#29
Please don't call me Karen.
#30
Now, stay close together.
#31
We're entering a very dangerous area.
#32
Welcome to the Scare Floor.
#33
Wow!
#34
This is where we collect the Scream Energy
#35
to power our whole world.
#36
And can anyone tell me whose job it is to go get that scream?
#37
Scarers!
#38
That's right!
#39
Now, which one of you can give me the scariest roar?
#40
Me, me, me!
#41
Oh! Sir! Right here! Little green guy,
#42
two o'clock!
#43
No, it's like this.
#44
Hey, guys, watch this one.
#45
Hey, I got a really good...
#46
Wow!
#47
Whoa.
#48
Well, hey there, kids. Are you on a tour with your school?
#49
- Yeah! - Yes.
#50
We're here to learn about Scream Energy
#51
and what it takes to be a Scarer.
#52
Well, hey, you're in luck, because I just happen to be a Scarer.
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I learned everything I know from my school,
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Monsters University.
#55
Whoa.
#56
It's the best Scaring School there is.
#57
You wish! Fear Tech's the best.
#58
Okay. You guys watch us and tell me
#59
which school's the best. All right?
#60
MU is.
#61
West coast coming only.
#62
Scarers coming O.
#63
Oops. Stop right there.
#64
Don't cross over that safety line.
#65
Human children are extremely toxic.
#66
Look at that!
#67
Whoa! Hey, guys, watch the eye! Ow!
#68
Look at that! It's amazing!
#69
I know!
#70
- Wow! - Excuse me. Fellas.
#71
How about we do tallest in the back?
#72
Look, he's going to
#73
do a real scare!
#74
Cool. I want to be a Scarer.
#75
Yeah. Me, too.
#76
Come on, guys. I want to see.
#77
Out of the way, Wazowski.
#78
You don't belong on a Scare Floor.
#79
Brian! Do not step over the line.
#80
Mrs. Graves, Michael went over the line.
#81
Michael!
#82
See? I told you. He's fine.
#83
Well, I thought I heard something.
#84
What?
#85
Are you okay?
#86
You could have gotten hurt!
#87
That was real dangerous, kid. I didn't even know you were in there.
#88
Wow. I didn't even know you were in there.
#89
Not bad, kid.
#90
Michael, what do you have to say for yourself?
#91
How do I become a Scarer?
#92
Monsters University! Anybody getting off?
#93
Well, everyone, I don't mean to get emotional,
#94
but everything in my life has led to this moment.
#95
Let it not be just the beginning of my dream
#96
but the beginning of all of our dreams.
#97
Gladys, promise me you'll keep auditioning.
#98
Marie, Mr. Right is out there somewhere.
#99
Phil, keep using the ointment till that thing goes away.
#100
I wish you all the best. Thank you all so much!
#101
I'm welling up with tears. Now, get off.
#102
Hello. How are you doing?
#103
Ah!
#104
Wooh-hoo!
#105
Stroke! Stroke!
#106
Come on, put all you have into it!
#107
Okay! First thing on my list, get registered.
#108
Hey there, freshman. I'm Jay the R.A.,
#109
and I'm here to say that registration is that away!
#110
Okay, Jay.
#111
Have a great first day.
#112
Hey, I'm Kay! Here's your orientation packet.
#113
Thanks, Kay.
#114
You can drop your bags off here
#115
and get your picture taken with Trey.
#116
Say hooray! Hooray!
#117
I can't believe it.
#118
I'm officially a college student!
#119
Okay, everyone, I'm Fay,
#120
and I'll be giving you your orientation tour on this perfect day!
#121
Here are the labs where students learn
#122
to design and build the doors to the human world.
#123
Looks like the Professor is about to test a door!
#124
The MU cafeteria serves a full buffet, three meals a day.
#125
I personally believe we have some of the best chefs in the world.
#126
Oh! Yeah!
#127
Yeah!
#128
The campus offers a wide variety of majors,
#129
but the crown jewel of MU is the Scaring School.
#130
Welcome to the debate team. We're happy to have you.
#131
I disagree for the following reasons.
#132
True happiness is a theoretical construct...
#133
Hey there! Keep your eye on the sky
#134
at the astronomy club!
#135
Hey, hey, hey! Come join the improve club.
#136
You'll wish you were a... Never... Always...
#137
Ah, dang it!
#138
Mu's Greek Council. We sponsor the annual Scare Games.
#139
The Scare what now?
#140
The Scare Games!
#141
A super-intense Scaring competition!
#142
They're crazy dangerous, so anything could happen.
#143
A bunch of guys went to the hospital last year!
#144
You could totally die.
#145
And it's worth it.
#146
You get a chance to prove that you are the best!
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Cool.
#148
Wazowski, Room 319.
#149
You know, your roommate is a Scaring major, too.
#150
"Hello, I'm your roommate." Oh, that's too bland.
#151
Don't force it. Just let it happen.
#152
Your lifelong best friend is right behind this door.
#153
Hey there. I'm your roomie.
#154
Name's Randy Boggs. Scaring major.
#155
Oh! Mike Wazowski, Scaring major.
#156
I can tell we're going to be best chums, Mike.
#157
Take whichever bed you want.
#158
I wanted you to have first dibs.
#159
Ahh!
#160
You just disappeared.
#161
Sorry. If I do that in Scaring class, I'll be a joke.
#162
No, it's totally great. You got to use it.
#163
Really? Yeah, but lose the glasses.
#164
They give it away. Huh.
#165
Okay!
#166
Unpack. Check. Hang posters. Check.
#167
Now I just need to ace my classes, graduate with honors,
#168
and become the greatest Scarer ever.
#169
Boy, I wish I had your confidence, Mike.
#170
Aren't you even a little nervous?
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Actually, no.
#172
I've been waiting for this my whole life.
#173
I just can't wait to get started.
#174
Oh, man! I can't be late on the first day!
#175
Wow.
#176
You got to be kidding me.
#177
I'm so nervous!
#178
Relax. It will be fine.
#179
Good morning, students.
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Welcome to Scaring 101.
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I am Professor Knight.
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Now I'm sure all of you were the scariest monster in your town.
#183
Well, bad news, kids. You're in my town now,
#184
and I do not scare easily.
#185
Dean Hardscrabble. This is a pleasant surprise.
#186
She's a legend.
#187
She broke the all-time Scare Record
#188
with the scream in that very can!
#189
I don't mean to interrupt.
#190
I just thought I'd drop by
#191
to see the terrifying faces joining my program.
#192
Well, I'm sure my students would love to hear
#193
a few words of inspiration.
#194
Inspiration? Very well.
#195
Scariness is the true measure of a monster.
#196
If you're not scary
#197
what kind of a monster are you?
#198
It's my job to make great students greater,
#199
not make mediocre students less mediocre.
#200
That is why at the end of the semester there will be a final exam.
#201
Fail that exam and you are out of the Scaring program.
#202
So, I should hope you're all properly inspired.
#203
All right. All right.
#204
Who can tell me the properties of an effective roar?
#205
Yes?
#206
There are actually five.
#207
Those include the roar's resonance,
#208
the duration of the roar, and the...
#209
Whoops. Sorry.
#210
I heard someone say "roar," so I just kind of went for it.
#211
Oh, excuse me, sorry.
#212
I didn't mean to scare you there. Hey, how you doing?
#213
Very impressive, Mister...
#214
Sullivan. Jimmy Sullivan.
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Sullivan.
#216
Like Bill Sullivan, the Scarer?
#217
Yeah. He's my Dad.
#218
He's a Sullivan!
#219
I should have known. I expect big things from you.
#220
Well, you won't be disappointed.
#221
Uh... I'm sorry. Should I keep going?
#222
No, no. Mr. Sullivan's covered it.
#223
Huh.
#224
Everyone take out your Scaring textbooks
#225
and open them to chapter one.
#226
Hey, bub. Can I borrow a pencil?
#227
I forgot all my stuff.
#228
Ah! All right. Yes. There we go. That will get it.
#229
Mmm... Yeah.
#230
Come on, Mike. It's a fraternity
#231
and sorority party. We have to go!
#232
If we flunk that Scaring final, we are done.
#233
I'm not taking any chances.
#234
You've got the whole semester to study,
#235
but this might be our only chance
#236
to get in good with the cool kids.
#237
That's why I made these cupcakes. Oops.
#238
That could have been embarrassing.
#239
When I'm a Scarer, life will be a nonstop party.
#240
Stay out of trouble, wild man.
#241
Wild man.
#242
What the...
#243
Archie!
#244
Boo!
#245
Hey! What are you...
#246
Wait... You're shushing me? Hey! Hey! You can't...
#247
- Where did he go? - He's dead meat.
#248
That guy's in big trouble.
#249
Yeah, he is.
#250
Hey, guys! Over here!
#251
Fear Tech dummies.
#252
Oh, oh!
#253
Sorry about that, buddy.
#254
Why are you in my room?
#255
Your room? This is my...
#256
This is not my room.
#257
Archie! Come here, boy.
#258
Archie?
#259
Archie the Scare Pig. He's Fear Tech's mascot.
#260
Why is it here?
#261
I stole it. Going to take it to the RORs.
#262
The what?
#263
Roar Omega Roar. The top fraternity on campus.
#264
They only accept the highly elite.
#265
Okay, I'll lift the bed, you grab the pig.
#266
Ready? One, two, three. What? No, no... Oh! What...
#267
That's it. Don't let go.
#268
Careful. He's a biter.
#269
- Whoa! Whoa, hey... - Whoa!
#270
I got him!
#271
Uh-oh! Whoa!
#272
That was awesome!
#273
What am I doing? James P. Sullivan.
#274
Mike Wazowski.
#275
Listen, it was quite delightful meeting you
#276
and whatever that is,
#277
but if you don't mind, I have to study my Scaring.
#278
You don't need to study Scaring.
#279
You just do it.
#280
Really? I think there's a little more to it than that.
#281
But, hey, thanks for stopping by.
#282
Let go of that!
#283
My hat! My pig!
#284
Ooh!
#285
Hey! Come here!
#286
Hey!
#287
Catch it!
#288
Ooh! Yeah!
#289
Ride it to frat row!
#290
♪ Tentacles and serpent's wings, they... ♪
#291
Hey!
#292
Whoa... Ow!
#293
Wow!
#294
Whoa!
#295
Go, go, go!
#296
Hey...
#297
Come on! Hey! Ooh!
#298
Cupcake?
#299
Whoa...
#300
Ooh!
#301
Got it!
#302
Fear Tech's mascot! MU rules!
#303
M-U! M-U! M-U!
#304
Did you see him catch that pig?
#305
You are Jaws Theta Chi material, freshman.
#306
Oh, thanks. I don't know...
#307
No, no, no. He's an Omega Howl guy.
#308
Back off. We saw him first.
#309
No way. We did!
#310
I'll take it from here, gentlemen.
#311
Johnny Worthington, president of Roar Omega Roar.
#312
What's your name, big Blue?
#313
Jimmy Sullivan. Friends call me Sulley.
#314
This guy's a Sullivan? Like the famous Sullivan?
#315
I can't believe it! That is crazy!
#316
Chet, calm down. I'm sorry.
#317
Sulley, any freshman with the guts to pull off a stunt like that
#318
has got "Future Scarer" written all over him.
#319
Hey, did you see me ride the pig? That took guts.
#320
Slow down, squirt. This party is for Scare students only.
#321
Oh, sorry, killer, but you might want to hang out
#322
with someone a little more your speed.
#323
Uh... They look fun!
#324
Oh, hey there. Want to join Oozma Kappa?
#325
We have cake.
#326
Go crazy.
#327
Is that a joke?
#328
Sulley, talk to your friend.
#329
Oh, he's not really my friend, but sure.
#330
You heard him. This is a party for Scare students.
#331
I am a Scare student.
#332
I mean for Scare students who actually,
#333
you know, have a chance.
#334
Aw, snap!
#335
My chances are just as good as yours.
#336
You're not even in the same league with me.
#337
Just wait, hotshot.
#338
I'm going to scare circles around you this year.
#339
Oh, okay. I'd like to see that.
#340
Oh, don't worry. You will.
#341
Ready position.
#342
Common crouch.
#343
I want to see matted fur and yellow teeth. Basic snarl.
#344
Show me some slobber.
#345
Drool is a tool, kids. Use it.
#346
Now here is a monster who looks like a Scarer.
#347
You want a hope of passing this class, you better eat,
#348
breathe, and sleep Scaring.
#349
Yeah!
#350
Give me another one.
#351
Fear of spiders. Arachnophobia.
#352
Fear of thunder. Keraunophobia.
#353
Fear of chopsticks! Consecotaleophobia.
#354
What is this, kindergarten? Give me a hard one.
#355
Go Monsters U! You know what to do!
#356
The answer is C, fangs.
#357
Well done, Mr. Wazowski.
#358
A bowl of spiders! Correct!
#359
A clown running in the dark! Right again.
#360
Warts, boils, and moles, in that order.
#361
Outstanding!
#362
Ah! Whoa!
#363
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
#364
Ah!
#365
Ogre slump.
#366
Zombie snarl.
#367
Dominant silver back gorilla.
#368
That is some remarkable improvement, Michael.
#369
One frightening face does not a Scarer make, Mr. Sullivan.
#370
A Tauntaun grimace with extra slobber.
#371
You got it! That's what I'm saying.
#372
I am going to wipe the floor with that little know-it-all.
#373
Yes, you are, big Blue.
#374
Hey, wait. What are you guys...
#375
It's just a precaution.
#376
RORs are the best Scarers on campus, Sullivan.
#377
Can't have a member getting shown up by a beach ball.
#378
Wooh-hoo! I am on a roll.
#379
I'm going to destroy that guy.
#380
Well, then you'll get this back right away.
#381
It's time to start delivering on that Sullivan name.
#382
Today's final will judge your ability to assess a child's fear
#383
and perform the appropriate Scare in the Scare Simulator.
#384
The Child Sensitivity Level will be raised
#385
from Bed-wetter to Heavy Sleeper,
#386
so give it everything you've got.
#387
Dean Hardscrabble is with us this morning
#388
to see who will be moving on in the Scaring program
#389
and who will not.
#390
Let's get started.
#391
I am a five-year-old girl afraid of spiders and Santa Claus.
#392
Which Scare do you use?
#393
Uh...
#394
That's a Seasonal Creep and Crawl.
#395
Demonstrate.
#396
Results will be posted outside my office. Next.
#397
Focus.
#398
Johnson, Crackle and Howl. Yes!
#399
Hey. Do you mind?
#400
Don't mind at all.
#401
Come on, Mike. Let's just move.
#402
Stay out of my way.
#403
Unlike you, I had to work hard to get into the Scare program.
#404
That's because you don't belong here.
#405
That's what I thought.
#406
Whoa! Whoa...
#407
I'm so sorry.
#408
It was an accident.
#409
What? This?
#410
My one souvenir from a lifetime of Scaring?
#411
Accidents happen, don't they.
#412
The important thing is no one got hurt.
#413
You're taking this remarkably well.
#414
Now, let's continue the exams.
#415
Mr. Wazowski, I'm a five-year-old girl
#416
on a farm in Kansas afraid of lightning.
#417
Which Scare do you use?
#418
Shouldn't I go up on the...
#419
Which Scare do you use?
#420
That is a Shadow Approach with a Crackle Holler.
#421
Demonstrate.
#422
Stop. Thank you. But I didn't get to...
#423
I've seen enough.
#424
I'm a seven-year-old boy...
#425
I wasn't finished.
#426
I don't need to know any of that stuff to scare.
#427
That "stuff" would've informed you
#428
that this particular child is afraid of snakes.
#429
So a roar wouldn't make him scream, it would make him cry,
#430
alerting his parents, exposing the monster world,
#431
destroying life as we know it,
#432
and of course we can't have that.
#433
So I'm afraid I cannot recommend that you continue
#434
in the Scaring program. Good day.
#435
Wait, what? But I'm a Sullivan.
#436
Well then, I'm sure your family
#437
will be very disappointed.
#438
And, Mr. Wazowski, what you lack is something
#439
that cannot be taught.
#440
You're not scary.
#441
You will not be continuing in the Scaring program.
#442
Please. Let me try the simulator. I'll surprise you.
#443
Surprise me? I doubt that very much.
#444
Welcome back.
#445
I hope everyone had a pleasant bre.
#446
Some say that a career as a scream-can designer is boring,
#447
unchallenging, a waste of a monster's potential.
#448
Open your textbooks to chapter three.
#449
We will now plunge into the rich history
#450
of scream-can design.
#451
Out of my way!
#452
Coming through! Oh, sorry. Ha-ha!
#453
Welcome to this year's Greek Scare Games kickoff.
#454
The Scare Game! Yeah!
#455
We have a special guest, the founder of the games,
#456
Dean Hardscrabble.
#457
Good afternoon.
#458
As a student, I created these gas
#459
as a friendly competition,
#460
but be prepared.
#461
To take home the troph,
#462
you must be the most fearsome monsters on campus.
#463
So good luck, and may the best monsters wi.
#464
We're closing down sign-, so we'll see you all...
#465
Wait!
#466
I'm signing up!
#467
What?
#468
Uh... You have to be in a fraternity to compete.
#469
Behold the next winning fraternity of the Scare Games,
#470
the brothers, my brothers, of Oozma Kappa!
#471
Hi.
#472
Mr. Wazowski, what are you doing?
#473
You just said the winners are the most fearsome monsters on campus.
#474
If I win, it means you kicked out the best Scarer
#475
in the whole school.
#476
That won't happen.
#477
How about a little wager?
#478
If I win, you let me back in the Scaring program.
#479
And what would that prove?
#480
That you were wrong.
#481
Very well.
#482
If you win, I will let your entire team
#483
into the Scare program.
#484
But if you lose,
#485
you will leave Monsters University.
#486
Deal.
#487
Now all you need to do is find enough members to compete.
#488
We need six guys, right?
#489
Sorry, chief.
#490
We count bodies, not heads. That dude counts as one.
#491
Anybody else want to join our team? Anyone at all?
#492
Excuse me. Sorry. I'm late.
#493
Can I squeeze by you? Randy!
#494
Randy, thank goodness. I need you on my team.
#495
Oh. Sorry. I'm already on a team.
#496
Boggs.
#497
I'm finally in with the cool kids, Mike.
#498
Don't blow this for me.
#499
Do the thing.
#500
Oh! Where did he go?
#501
Please, anybody.
#502
I need one more monster. Just one more!
#503
Yeah, sorry. Doesn't look good.
#504
We have to move on. Your team doesn't qualify.
#505
Yes, it does!
#506
The star player has just arrived.
#507
No way! Someone else! Please! Anyone else.
#508
We're shutting down sign-ups, okay? Is he on your team or not?
#509
Come on! Let's go!
#510
Fine! Yes, he's on my team.
#511
Good luck.
#512
All right, Wazowski, what's the plan?
#513
This is a fraternity house?
#514
Hey there, teammates! Come on aboard!
#515
As the president of Oozma Kappa,
#516
it is my honor to welcome you to your new home.
#517
We call this room "Party Central."
#518
Technically, we haven't actually had a party here yet.
#519
But when we do, we'll be ready!
#520
Wooh!
#521
The hot cocoa train is coming through! Whoa!
#522
Next stop... You!
#523
I would like to start us off first by...
#524
So, you guys are Scaring majors?
#525
We were! None of us lasted very long.
#526
I guess we just weren't what old Hardscrabble was looking for.
#527
Don Carlton, mature student.
#528
Thirty years in the textile industry
#529
and then old dandy Don got downsized.
#530
Figured I could throw myself a pity party,
#531
or go back to school and learn the computers.
#532
Hello. I'm Terry with a "Y"...
#533
And I'm Terri with an "I"! I'm a dance major!
#534
And I'm not.
#535
Five, six, seven, eight!
#536
Seven, eight, turn! And... Why didn't you turn?
#537
Because we never agreed to do this!
#538
You said this was going to be cool!
#539
No one said this was gonna be cool.
#540
Now I'm embarrassed. Now you're embarrassed?
#541
Yes, because it's in front of people!
#542
You should wake up embarrassed.
#543
Hey, hey, hey!
#544
I'm Art! New Age philosophy major.
#545
Excited to live with you and laugh with you,
#546
and cry with you.
#547
Thought you might like to keep a dream journal.
#548
Guess that leaves me. Ah!
#549
My name's Scott Squibbles.
#550
My friends call me Squishy.
#551
I'm undeclared, unattached,
#552
and unwelcome pretty much everywhere but here.
#553
Now that we've all been introduced, as captain of our team...
#554
So, basically, you guys have no Scaring experience?
#555
Not a lot! But now we've got you!
#556
You're about the scariest fella I've ever seen.
#557
Even with them pink polka dots.
#558
Aw, thanks.
#559
Actually, I think I bring the whole package.
#560
Your hands are as big as my face!
#561
He's like a Mountain with fur!
#562
Oh, come on. I don't even work out.
#563
- Yeah, me neither. - I don't want to get too big.
#564
We thought our dreams were over, but Mike said if we win,
#565
they're letting us in the Scaring program.
#566
We're going to be real Scarers!
#567
The best! You betcha!
#568
Yeah! Right.
#569
And here's what you've been waiting for, fellas.
#570
Your very own Oozma Kappa bedroom.
#571
Oh... Great! We're sharing this room?
#572
We'll let you guys get settled.
#573
Anything you need, you just give a big holler-oonie!
#574
Okay, thanks, buddy. Are you kidding me?
#575
Look, they don't need to be good.
#576
I'm going to carry the whole team.
#577
Really? And who's going to carry you?
#578
Hey, if you want to go back to can design,
#579
you know where the door is.
#580
Great.
#581
Guys?
#582
Anybody home?
#583
Um...
#584
Hello?
#585
Fellas?
#586
Do you pledge your souls
#587
to the Oozma Kappa brotherhood?
#588
Ow! Do you swear to
#589
keep secret...
#590
all that you learn here?
#591
No matter how horrifying?
#592
Hey!
#593
Will you take the sacred oath of the...
#594
For crying out loud. Sweetie!
#595
Turn the lights on while you're down here!
#596
You're going to ruin your eyes!
#597
Mom! We're doing an initiation!
#598
Oh, scary. Well, carry on.
#599
Just pretend I'm not here.
#600
This is my Mom's house.
#601
Do you promise to look out for your brothers...
#602
no matter what the peril?
#603
Will you defend Oozma Kappa no matter how dangerous?
#604
No matter how insurmountable the odds may be?
#605
From evils both great and small?
#606
In the face of unending pain and...
#607
Oh, forget it! You're in.
#608
Look, we know we're no one's first choice
#609
for a fraternity,
#610
so it means a lot to have you here with us.
#611
Can't wait to start Scaring with you, brothers.
#612
Time for a celebration! Yeah!
#613
Grab the couch cushions, gentlemen,
#614
because we're building a fort!
#615
Mom, can we stay up late tonight?
#616
Mmm, I know you're a princess and I'm just a stable boy.
#617
Yuck!
#618
Mom! What are you doing?
#619
Your grubby paw was in my bed!
#620
Were you kissing my hand?
#621
No. And what about you with all your shedding?
#622
I don't shed. Really.
#623
Uh...
#624
Excuse me. I just want to get my stuff.
#625
Would you just... Oh, hey. Come on!
#626
Let me get my stuff!
#627
My butt!
#628
First morning in the house.
#629
That's going in the album!
#630
Guys! We got a letter!
#631
A letter?
#632
We never get mail.
#633
Oh! Sorry. It's stuck.
#634
Would you... Give me that!
#635
Tentacles. They're sticky.
#636
It's the first event of the Scare Games.
#637
"A child's room is where you scare,"
#638
"but avoid the toxicity lurking there."
#639
Wait a minute. Where do they want us to meet?
#640
Of all the sewers on campus, this one has always been my favorite.
#641
Art, you've been here before?
#642
I have a life outside of the house, you know.
#643
Welcome to your worst nightmare,
#644
the Scare Games!
#645
Scare Games! Scare Games!
#646
Yes! Yes, I love it!
#647
I love this energy!
#648
Okay. Okay, everybody.
#649
Let's hear it for the frats and sororities
#650
competing in this year's games...
#651
Jaws Theta Chi!
#652
Python Nu Kappa!
#653
Slugma Slugma Kappa!
#654
Roar Omega Roar!
#655
Eta Hiss Hiss!
#656
And finally, Oozma Kappa.
#657
Yay! Wooh-hoo!
#658
Hi, Mom!
#659
Smile!
#660
Let's begin the first competition,
#661
the Toxicity Challenge!
#662
Human children are toxic!
#663
And anything they touch is toxic.
#664
We don't have any human toys,
#665
but thanks to MU's biology department,
#666
we found a close second,
#667
the stinging glow urchin!
#668
Trust me when I say,
#669
you are not gonna want to touch this bad boy!
#670
I want to touch it.
#671
And you certainly don't want to touch any of its friends.
#672
Yeah, I want to touch them.
#673
This is the starting line.
#674
The light at the end of the tunnel is the finish line.
#675
And whoever comes in last is eliminated from the games.
#676
Mike... What is it?
#677
Does that mean if we lose, we're out?
#678
Don't worry, Smoothie. Squishy!
#679
Squishy. We're not going to lose,
#680
because we have everything we need to win right here.
#681
Heart.
#682
No! Me. I'm going to win the race for us.
#683
All right, all right. That's very cute,
#684
It's an obstacle course. What are you going to do? Roar at it?
#685
I can get through faster than you, little guy.
#686
Take your place at the starting line!
#687
This is all about teamwork.
#688
Everybody, stick together.
#689
I'm going to beat you over that finish line.
#690
Get ready to eat my dust.
#691
Hey, guys, should we huddle up?
#692
Attention, teams. One last thing.
#693
Scarers work in the dark.
#694
I want to go home! On your marks...
#695
Hey, uh, good luck, ladies.
#696
Thanks! We're going to rip you to pieces!
#697
What?
#698
Get set...
#699
Go!
#700
I'm going to touch them!
#701
Ow!
#702
Come on!
#703
Uh, guys! We're falling behind a little! Fellas!
#704
Cheese and crackers!
#705
Son of a mustache!
#706
Salisbury steak, that hurts!
#707
Is that as fast as you can go?
#708
Just getting started! What the...
#709
Whoa! Ah!
#710
Oh... Ah!
#711
That's got to hurt!
#712
Ow, ow, ow...
#713
Ooh! Terry!
#714
Don't worry, we'll be fi...
#715
Ha-ha!
#716
Oh...
#717
Uh-oh. Yikes!
#718
Ow! Ow, ow, ow...
#719
Roar Omega Roar wins!
#720
Take that, Wazowski!
#721
Are you delirious? I beat you!
#722
Get your eye checked!
#723
Oh, way to blow it, Oozmas!
#724
Hey! Second place ain't bad.
#725
Second place, Jaws Theta Chi!
#726
What?
#727
Your whole team has to cross the finish line.
#728
Third place, EEKs!
#729
- Fourth place, PNKs! - No.
#730
Fifth place, HSS!
#731
No, no, no!
#732
And in last place,
#733
Oozma Kappa.
#734
I can't feel my anything.
#735
Oh... Shocker! Oozma Kappa has been eliminated!
#736
No.
#737
Don't look so surprised, Mr. Wazowski.
#738
It would have taken a miracle for you to...
#739
Attention, everyone. We have an announcement.
#740
Jaws Theta Chi has been disqualified.
#741
The use of illegal protective gel is 'cause for elimination.
#742
What!
#743
Which means Oozma Kappa is back in the games!
#744
It's a miracle!
#745
Your luck will run out, eventually.
#746
This is going to be harder than I thought.
#747
Okay! Listen up, Oozmas.
#748
Now, we're going to have to start winning these things together,
#749
so that means I'm going to need
#750
each of you guys to pull your own weight.
#751
Mike? What is it?
#752
We've made a list of our strengths and weaknesses.
#753
In high school, I was the master of the silent scare.
#754
I could sneak up on a field mouse
#755
in a pillow factory.
#756
Sorry! They get stickier when I'm sweaty.
#757
Oh, my gosh, that's terrible.
#758
We're experts in the ancient craft of close-up magic.
#759
It's all about misdirection.
#760
Uh...
#761
I have an extra toe.
#762
Not with me, of course.
#763
Guys, one slip-up on the next event, and we're goners.
#764
So for this to work,
#765
I'm gonna need you to take every instinct you have
#766
and bury it deep, deep down.
#767
Done.
#768
From now on, we are of one mind.
#769
My mind.
#770
Oh, please.
#771
I will tell you exactly what to do, and how to do it.
#772
Uh... Okay, Mike. Seems about right.
#773
All right. Give me scary steps.
#774
Fifty up and down, right now. Let's go!
#775
You're wasting your time. We need a new team.
#776
We can't just "get a new team"!
#777
I checked this morning. It's against the rules.
#778
What if we disguised a new team to look like the old team?
#779
Oh, no, no. We are not cheating.
#780
It's not cheating. I'm just, you know,
#781
leveling the playing field.
#782
Okay, so it's kind of cheating, but what do you want me to do?
#783
They're not exactly the scariest group in the world.
#784
Oh, a ladybug! Make a wish! Make a wish!
#785
This is not going to work.
#786
Where are you going? We're training.
#787
I'm a Sullivan.
#788
That's not enough. You're all over the place.
#789
You're charging ahead when you...
#790
Bup, bup, bup!
#791
You tell them what to do but not me.
#792
So long, Coach.
#793
Okay, Oozmas...
#794
Boy, we need to get you a Bell.
#795
Listen up. "If a kid hears you coming, they'll call Mom or Dad",
#796
"then you'd better run fast or things will get bad."
#797
Huh?
#798
In the next event, if even one of us gets caught,
#799
we're all out.
#800
So remember, do exactly what I do.
#801
We are at the halfway point of the second event,
#802
and things are getting interesting.
#803
Got it.
#804
Only two teams left.
#805
Who will make it out with their flag,
#806
and who will be eliminated?
#807
You do not want to get caught by a kid's parent.
#808
And in this event, you do not want to get caught by
#809
the librarian.
#810
Quiet.
#811
What's so scary about a little old librarian?
#812
I said, "Quiet."
#813
Faster. Slow and steady.
#814
Slow and steady. Slow and steady.
#815
Slow and steady.
#816
Slow and steady.
#817
Sullivan! Sullivan!
#818
Sullivan! Sullivan!
#819
Hmm.
#820
Whew!
#821
Ooh!
#822
No!
#823
Five, six, seven, eight!
#824
Look over here!
#825
Is that legal? You better believe it, mop top!
#826
The only rule is don't get caught.
#827
Wooh!
#828
- Ooh! - Hey! Over here!
#829
Come and get me! Come and get me! Wooh-hoo!
#830
Guys, what are you doing?
#831
They said don't let her catch you.
#832
But they didn't say how!
#833
Move it! Move it! Move it! Come on!
#834
Whoa!
#835
Whew!
#836
We did it!
#837
No, we didn't. We forgot the flag!
#838
Mike?
#839
Way to go, Squishy! Way to go, Squishy!
#840
How?
#841
Misdirection.
#842
The EEKs have been eliminated
#843
and Oozma Kappa live to scare another day!
#844
We're Okay! We're Okay! We're Okay!
#845
I've never felt so alive!
#846
We were awesome!
#847
Okay, look. That wasn't real Scaring.
#848
It was better than what you did.
#849
You should've stuck to my strategy.
#850
Whatever.
#851
Talk to me when we start the real Scaring.
#852
Hey! You guys going to the party?
#853
Oh, I think you've got the wrong guys.
#854
- We don't get invited to... - Party?
#855
The mid-games mixer at the RORs'.
#856
It's for the top Scare Teams.
#857
See you there!
#858
Did you hear that? I can't believe it!
#859
Uh-uh. Bad idea. This is great.
#860
They're finally seeing us as real Scarers. We're going!
#861
Do young people still dance?
#862
Because my moves are a little rusty.
#863
Oh, we forgot to bring a hostess gift.
#864
We can't go in there without some scented candles.
#865
Calm down. We earned this.
#866
What if there's a lull in the conversation?
#867
I never know what to... You know...
#868
Say?
#869
How are you so good at this?
#870
You just took on an angry 50-foot librarian,
#871
and you're afraid of a little party?
#872
Take a deep breath...
#873
and in you go!
#874
Hello.
#875
It's Oozma Kappa!
#876
These guys are crazy!
#877
What you did today was insane!
#878
That was awesome!
#879
Oozma Kappa, tonight we party like Scarers!
#880
I've never stayed up this late in my life!
#881
Hey, quiet! Quiet!
#882
Quiet down, you can-wranglers.
#883
All right. On behalf of the RORs,
#884
we'd like to congratulate all the teams that have made it this far.
#885
All, right, let's hear it for the PNKs!
#886
I love that trick! Never gets old. HSS!
#887
Very creepy.
#888
And finally, the surprise team of the Scare Games,
#889
Oozma Kappa!
#890
Now, I got to admit, fellas,
#891
I thought you were a bunch of nobodies.
#892
But, boy, was I wrong.
#893
Let's hear it for Oozma Kappa!
#894
Oozma Kappa!
#895
Oh!
#896
What?
#897
The most adorable monsters on campus.
#898
Ooh! Oh!
#899
Release the stuffed animals.
#900
Faced!
#901
- Don't worry. - Nobody reads the school paper.
#902
Yeah, but I'm pretty sure they read the quad.
#903
Wooh-hoo!
#904
Thank you very much.
#905
Okay. Would you like that with two sleeves or four?
#906
Thanks. Tell your friends.
#907
Hey! What do you think you're doing?
#908
Raising a little money for charity.
#909
Yeah? Well, stop it.
#910
You want us to stop raising money for charity?
#911
That's not cool.
#912
This guy hates charity!
#913
I want you to stop making us look like fools.
#914
Hey, you're making yourselves look like fools.
#915
Let's be honest, boys.
#916
You're never going to be real Scarers,
#917
because real Scarers look like us.
#918
But, hey, if you really want to work for a Scare company
#919
they're always hiring in the mail room.
#920
Guys, hold on!
#921
Hey, hey, hey! Wait a second. Don't listen to him.
#922
We just need to keep trying.
#923
No, you need to stop trying!
#924
You can train monsters like this all you want,
#925
but you can't change who they are.
#926
Mike...
#927
We appreciate everything you've done, but he's right.
#928
No matter how much we train, we'll never look like them.
#929
We're built
#930
for other things.
#931
Sorry, squirt!
#932
Some monsters just aren't cut out for the big leagues.
#933
The big leagues.
#934
Guys.
#935
We're going on a little field trip.
#936
My tentacle fell asleep.
#937
Thanks, Mom. Have fun, kids!
#938
I'll just be here listening to my tunes.
#939
Hey, uh, where are we?
#940
The big leagues.
#941
Holy roly-poly.
#942
Wow.
#943
Nice fence.
#944
This is amazing, Mike.
#945
We're not stopping here.
#946
This is crazy. We're going to get arrested!
#947
Oh, wow.
#948
Whoa...
#949
Oh!
#950
All Scare Floors now active.
#951
West coast coming online. Scarers coming out.
#952
Look at them.
#953
They're going into the human world,
#954
and they don't even look scared!
#955
Wow.
#956
Take a good look, fellas.
#957
See what they all have in common?
#958
Uh... No, not really.
#959
Exactly. There's no one type of Scarer.
#960
The best Scarers use their differences to their advantage.
#961
Wow.
#962
Terri? Look.
#963
Hey!
#964
Look at that old feller racking up the big numbers!
#965
Don, that old fella is Earl "The Terror" Thompson!
#966
What? Where? That's really him?
#967
He held the Scare Record for three years!
#968
Oh! Third door from the end!
#969
Carla "Killer Claws" Benitez!
#970
Look! It's "Screaming" Bob Gunderson!
#971
I still have his rookie card. Me, too!
#972
Doesn't have the speed anymore, but his
#973
technique is flawless. Technique is flawless.
#974
You collected Scare Cards, huh?
#975
Yep. 450 of them.
#976
Impressive. I have 6,000 still in mint condition,
#977
but, you know, 450 is pretty good, too.
#978
Hey, look at me! I'm Earl "The Terror" Thompson!
#979
Whoa!
#980
Oh, that's great!
#981
That's a pretty good one, Squish.
#982
I've been a real jerk.
#983
So have I.
#984
But it's not too late.
#985
We could be a great team.
#986
We just need to start working together.
#987
Hey!
#988
What are you doing up there?
#989
I can't go back to jail!
#990
Come on!
#991
They're right behind us!
#992
Get back here!
#993
Up there! Get them!
#994
Wooh-hoo-hoo!
#995
Thanks, brother! Don't mention it.
#996
I'm fine, really! It's just a little heart attack.
#997
Aw... I want a piece of that action!
#998
Mom! Start the car!
#999
What? Start the car!
#1000
Stop the bar?
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